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beholdthemem · 19 days ago

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My fellow bitches under 5'5. Whatever the money, do not take a job working at a middle school. A fellow adult tried to put me in detention last month and would NOT give up until I showed her my badge proving Yes, The School Hired Me To Work Here. It's not meant for people our height.

#personal #back to work tomorrow prepare thyself #i have had other adults try to take my phone away ask if I have a tardy pass the aforementioned detention incident-#THE LIST GOES ON #i usually get an apology after they realize im twenty fucking six but sometimes im like #....if you need to apologize this profusely for talking to me like that when you realized i wasn't a student #maybe you shouldn't be talking to the students like that either?#i get it they're irritating as hell but like. as soon as you realized i could report you for yelling at me the way u just did #u HELLA backtracked.#maybe some self reflection is in order?

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nouverx · 1 year ago

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You gotta excuse his 1920's ass, he's still learning slangs

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin alastor #alastor #hazbin rosie #digital art #autodesk sketchbook #hazbin hotel fandom #this joke popped in my head while I was working today and I had to draw it out as soon as I got home #serving c*nt with onions and seasoning please #this is way too funny to me help

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bluegiragi · 1 month ago

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december night.

early access + nsfw on patreon

#christmas can be...tough for simon sometimes.#lucky for him that soap's here to help. <3 #(there's a part 2 to this coming soon!! sit tight)#btw. crazy that this is my third time drawing a christmas comic of these two #cataloguing art improvement through ghostsoap holiday fluff sure is one way to do it #happy holidays everyone! i hope you're all taking care of yourself #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #ghostsoap #giragi art

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abyssalzones · 9 months ago

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posts this and then walks away

#gravity falls #stanley pines #stanford pines #lab creations #this hit me in the head like a vision. might return to this concept soon #this is 100% a transfem stan thing by the way in case it wasn't obvious

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fairybasketsxo · 8 months ago

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no i NEED affordable housing so trans people can have their own place to have loud freaky sex wherever and whenever they want

#t4t nsft #trans nsft #nb nsft #gay nsft #posy #this is my way of manifesting a place for us soon 😩

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akanemnon · 2 months ago

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FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT

MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)

#undertale #deltarune #undertale fanart #deltarune fanart #twin runes #twin runes comic #twin runes au #my art #urdr #crossover #crossover comic #kris dreemurr #frisk #the truth is out #no way to sugarcoat what happened #was there player involvement or not?#but something tells me we'll get frisk's side of what exactly happened pretty soon #I fear how kris is gonna take the news about the other toriel...

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willgrahamscock · 1 year ago

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I think staff doesn't realize that all they have to do to make this website profitable is stop changing the UI, leave tumblr as it used to be and ask people to donate to maintain the server it runs on. Ao3 gets double and triple their donation goals because we are dedicated to keep it alive and it would be the same with tumblr. The first step is to accept that we hate change and none of us are leaving. Let us reblog our little images and stop trying to turn this website into a cash grab. This website is full of little freaks with disorders, we are not profitable but we are loyal. Let us have one place where we feel at home.

#alex says things #i don't think the website is going to shut down any time soon btw but it might be on its way out #tumblr

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joesferatu · 7 months ago

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I’m not immune to pretty dragon age elves

#dragon age #dragon age veilguard #da4 #dragon age 4 #can’t believe out of all the media I’m into it’s dragon age that gets me out of my 4 year artblock #don’t look too hard at this I didn’t know wtf I was doing during 80% of the time #my brain is scrambled rn there’s way too many things I’m looking foward to that are coming out soon [insert wolf tearing off shirt meme]#my art

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monkesupreme · 2 months ago

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dense, neutron star of a man. His weight fluctuates based off of the amount of sun hes been exposed to, and the amount of water ingested, so a very healthy kryptonian easily weighs around 350-400 lbs/ 158-181 kgs. Martha quickly traded in her lawn chairs for sturdy, solid wood, rocking chairs for the front porch as he got older, but Clark seems to be drawn to the flimsy lawn chairs like a moth to a flame.

(Hes prone to shouting for his Ma or Pa when hes scared awake, old habit hes never broke out of lol)

Bonus: a regular day for Bruce

#superbat #clark kent #superman #bruce wayne #batman #mine #my art #treating kryptonians like sponges a lil lol...#he drinks way more than he eats. weird plant man #despite bruce being a human wrecking ball it still shocks clark everytime hes picked up #like a huge dog confused by the concept of uppies #how could this happen....? i am so large...and powerful...did i mention Large...??#meanwhile Bruce bristles as soon as hes airborne against his will #he is aware he is pick-uppable despite his size (bc of his team) and it angers him deeply

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ruushes · 5 months ago

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my hof was born to be a griffon rider, if they could've given him a griffon at the start of dao the blight would've been over in a week

#ailill mahariel #zevran arainai #dragon age #my ocs #my art #they PURR #by the way #in case you didn't know #just one of the many cruel ironies of his life that he would've made a perfect griffon rider and probably would've been much happier #and more enthusiastic abt the whole grey warden thing if he wasn't ~20 years too early for griffons #this is purely self indulgent content lmao it’s been all oc hours all the time lately BUT i made rly good progress on wyll’s reclass #over the weekend and im rly pleased w how it’s going so hoping to finish that soon :)c

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iamlostandinneedofcoffee · 3 months ago

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Jason is just making fun of Phantom over the phone outside of a JL meeting in the watch tower. He keeps calling him out and taking the piss, saying Phantom won’t do shit cause the JL are there.

The entire League are just staring at each other and Batman silently and awkwardly and they hear Red Hood mock someone saying “shove that in your grave, oh wait you didn’t get one” and losing it.

Eventually Red Hood comes back in still crying from laughter under his hood after that 40 minute call. Just as the JL are about to restart they just hear a banging from the space window(?!)

Everyone turns to see a feral looking 14-15 years cussing up a storm so bad even Constantine flinches(how can they hear someone talking when they are in space how are they just there?!?).

Only to hear Red Hood go “Oh Shit” and dead sprint out the room as the teen phases through the window and chases after him saying something about a Creep Bat (Flash asks if he missed another Bat Kid, Batman refuses.)

#Batman is bluescreening trying to figure out if he adopted another child and forgot #also isn’t it usually Jason trying to kill the new Robin/kid not the other way??#Superman mentally gave up as soon as Red Hood entered the Watchtower #at Simone point Constantine realises who the fuck that was ans has a crisis #Captain Marvel is laughing because of course Danny would pull this shit that petty petty bit h #dp x dc fanfic #dp x dc prompt #dc #dp #danny phantom #dcxdp #jason todd #justice league

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oooocleo · 4 months ago

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here i am yet again.. planning ahead a little bit in my work schedule! this is another round of linework-only headshots, to be finished in the first half of October 🫡 click here for the ko-fi listing!

RBs always much appreciated as well & thank you for your interest sweats

#my art #oooocleo commissions #commission post #just finished up my standing comms and will do admin asap! so if you see ur blorbo here... know its headed ur way soon #im v happy w how these came out.. middle right may be the cutest smile ive ever drawn

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mail-me-a-snail · 1 month ago

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TRUE BLU - CHAPTER ART ii.-v.

the complete collection of the weekly chapter art i did for my fic true blu ꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱₊˚⊹ also, idk if it was obvious before this post, but...

...each piece that has red in it lines up with the next ^_^ if you somehow noticed this before i pointed it out, congrats! you get a billion funny monies