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pagannatural · 6 months

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Oh my fucking god I just realized in Skin Sam probably suspected Dean was the shapeshifter after he didn’t cross the street with him protectively on their way back to the car

#these two are so stupid #like why WHY are the creepy fucked up incest monster hunters also the most darling relationship to exist #samdean

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zonerobotnik · 4 months

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STOLAS, YOU BIG FUCKING IDIOT, THAT IS NOT HOW YOU PRESENT A GIFT! YOU DID IT ALL BACKWARDS AND NOW IT'S ALL FUCKED UP AND YOU BETTER HOPE AND PRAY THAT ASMODEUS AND FIZZAROLLI TAKE PITY ON YOU TWO IDIOTS AND HELP YOU PATCH THINGS UP!

#helluva boss #helluva boss spoilers #these two are so STUPID

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miracle-wizard · 8 months

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Day twooooo yaaaaay!! Idk if this looks good but traditional art lets gooooo!

Errorinkuary by @rawrlands

#errorinkuary #undertale #undertale au #errorink #these two are so stupid #WAIT ERROR’S HAND IS THE WRONG WAY ROUND NOOOOOOOO

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liliallowed · 1 year

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dusttale plans out of context (part1)

guys out of scale of 1 to 10 how uncomfortable are you with this ship? cuz I think it's friking hilarious 🤣

I'm open to opinions and your hatred send me your knives spears a rotten tomatoes. COME AT ME.

#plans #anomaly x sans #these two are so stupid #i love them #enemies to still-enemies-but-ill-use-your-love-to-my-advantage #shipping #sillylili #not an enemies to lovers thing #these two are oil and water stuck together in a cooking pot #the rivalry and chemistry is delicious #imagine ____ just doing ambassador work #and sans just blows up a bank to screw over the timeline #so they have to reset again 😭 and do all the paperwork again #dying was fine #this #THIS they can't tolerate #dusttale #dusttale pacifist ending #pacifist ending???

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supportrat · 1 year

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“You are the reason why I can’t be happy.” (LMAO)

"Yeah? Huh? Me, right? It's me? The nine an' a half foot tall rat you could punt like a fraggin' sport cube?"

Rattrap's not taking any of this guff today, no sir. He waves the datapad with proof of kindling in Starscream's face again, other servo on his hip.

"You think I got myself knocked up, numbnuts?"

#these two are so stupid

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welcometomybraincomics · 1 year

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Nonsense bullshit that Fumi and Heimdallr have definately said at somepoint

Heim: It's not gay if it's autocanibalism *bites his lip and shoots fingerguns while backing out a doorway*

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Fumi: *guileless* I can't believe yo mama died in a house fire

Heim: *staring in judging disbelief* Dude, that's not funny. That's not a "yo mama" joke.

Fumi: *louder* I CAN'T BELIEVE YO MAMA DIED IN A HOUSE FIRE.

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Heimdallr: There are a great many things which have hurt me both mentally and physically,

Heimdallr: *staring despondently at a freshly microwaved cinnamon roll with icing lying in a melted puddle around it, leaving the cinnamon roll itself completely clean of icing* But nothing hurts more than pre-packaged deserts

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Heim, on a face time call with some friends: *Running away from a burning building that is clearly visible in the background, blank faced* Fellas, is it gay to commit arson?

Fumi: *you can see glimpses of him running behind Heim through the shaking phone camera and his wild cackling is very clear*

Fumi: *Throws something in the fire that makes it suddenly get bigger. His cackling gets louder*

Heim, feeling the heat on his back and seeing the sudden growth through the phone: *breaks character, clearly panicked* Oh, shit fuck- *the camera shakes way more showing more of the ground and sky than anything else and the call cuts off right as the sound of an explosion begins coming through the speakers*

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Fumi, calling Heim on a video call: *Low shot of Fumi biting his lip nervously, like he's holding the phone at the same angle you would when texting* Ok, so, don't be mad

Heim: What-

Fumi: *flips the camera around to show the outside of their house, the front door is open and a truly ridiculous amount of bubbles are pushing themselves out of it. All the windows are full of white foam and the bubbles coming out the front door are thick enough to hide at least 2 people inside them*

#oc #silly #Fumi and Heimdallr #I love these bitches #they're my favorite <3 #rn anyway #lol #dialogue #these two are so stupid #only the grace of god (me) is keeping them alive #XD

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atthebell-moved · 2 years

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"the mask stays on during my funeral"

#lb #obsessed #these two are so stupid

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egophiliac · 4 months

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tsum events really are just the best, huh

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #tsumsted wonderland #to be fair this is from mal's card story so it's more...event-adjacent #i-it still counts right #poor malleus tsum is having such a time #first it blows up the kitchen and then it almost gets spin-cycle'd to tsum-death #the poor little guy just wanted to help with the party! it was trying its BEST 😭#and instead it accidentally recreated every other tuesday from my college days #i am so genuinely delighted to read two entire chapters of malleus bragging about knowing how to use household appliances #(he knows what he's doing! he READ the MANUAL)#(you know that manual has copious notes covering the margins in perfect copperplate)#and the callback to his dorm ssr story. perfect.#we all knew this was going to end in malleus punching a washing machine into smithereens #i'm disappointed that the next part is probably just going to be a fun party or whatever #and not malleus showing off how close he is to finally mastering the toaster #twst please where is my spinoff game where we have to help a dragon fae prince learn how to do household tasks #i have an indescribable need to see malleus attempt to use a vacuum #he is very enthusiastic and also very stupid and we love him for it

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heyimboredtalktome · 11 months

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#like #if you say this has two sides you're just fucking stupid so shut up and stop embarrassing urself #free palestine #free gaza #gaza strip #palestine #fuck israel #israel

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radioroxx · 6 months

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this is kerdly 2 me. btw

#utdr #deltarune #kerdly #kris deltarune #berdly deltarune #roxx art #ok hear me out. ok . ok #AHDKFK LISTEN. LISTEN HEAR ME OUT OKAY LISTEEEN #guys. guys #hi #ok tbh i really like the kris’ i did here… might have to change a pfp or two….. we’ll see #also. erm. this was supposed to be a dumb stupid doodle comic but then… i liked how the colours were turning out so….. </3 #anyways. ill draw more deltarune promise. u can even request it of me #love and light. signing out goodbye

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eggsdrawings · 10 days

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the kaminari and mina friendship is underutilized and i think we need to change that

#bnha #mha #mina ashido #denki kaminari #the friend that is like equally as stupid as u. it’s so beautiful #kamimina u are such a special bond #i had art block but I persevered!!!#kami is one of the girls. like honorary member of the week. sorry he loves gossip and wants to put on a face mask #i was gonna include him sucking at skateboard and mina being great at it but alas here we are #and look kiri and sero are dumb too but these two take the cake bc they start the stupidity. the others join in #eggsdrawings

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t4t4t · 2 months

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Hi !

I got bottom surgery on July 25th :3

I'm recovering well but I'll be on bedrest for a while. Collie and I will need rent help for September/food/gas/utilities/etc. Two disabled trans women. Anything helps ! Thank yall so much for all you've helped so far, it's saved my life ❤️

https://venmo.com/u/nora-esther-rose

https://www.paypal.me/NoraEstherRose

https://venmo.com/u/Leah-Esther-Rose

https://www.paypal.me/androgynophore

#leah is still her legal name #her mom helps w us having a phone at all and can sometimes help but never a full months rent help so thats def the most pressing matter #but we already paid august rent and we have a month so we'll probably be fine #actually still havent paid utilities :/#i was wondering if more donations would happen since the surgery date and apparently not #got three the day of and two the day before but we're at 70 rn after all the gas of dropping me off and visiting twice or smth.#idk. stupid van. she should be taking public transit but i get why she doesnt want to. barely anyone masks on public transit here anymore :/#edit update: collies mom helped us pay utilities for last month which was mostly the electricity bill. water bill comes every 3 months #so i guess we'll see how much that is.

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jesterofthecourt · 3 months

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I love that Death Note is just Light going, “so here is my evil super complex plan I spent hours thinking of with my top A++ student thinking” cut to L going “so here is Light’s plan” not even 2 seconds later

#death note #the way the manga panels are set up make it so much funnier #death note is a comedy #light yagami #l lawliet #the two stupids

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wetslug · 7 months

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#OH im so stupid i mean two or more #i wanted to make my own poll but i just realized im so fucking boring and im sure u guys will have significant overlap with me

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cainternn · 1 month

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