#these teams are part vibes and aesthetics and part practical

[purplecatghostposts]

Playing around with Pokémon Teams for the Marble Hornets characters because I’m combining my interests and keeping the ones I believe were mentioned in a livestream? (Jay with Furret and Alex with Cyndaquil? Is that right?)

And a surprise to no one, I’m going ham with Hoody!Brian specifically.

It would be SO SO easy to make almost the entirety of his team ghost type but I’m spreading it out a little. I’m giving him a lot of Pokémon you would probably find in abandoned buildings (Joltik, Aron, Duskull) so far because it just fits so well. Most of his team evolves at least once because he has a lot of time to train them. He aims to beat Alex and it never feels like enough.

I gave him an Oddish/Gloom that eventually evolves into a Vileplume because him having a grass type Pre-MH feels very fitting for him but it eventually evolving into a Pokémon that’s best known for its overwhelming toxins because he wants to use it against Alex… yeah.

Speaking of, Alex also has a Lycanroc. It’s Rocky. Rocky gets stuck in Lycanroc’s Midnight Form after an incident with the Operator. Also Alex’s Cyndaquil commits a lot of canonical arson.

I definitely want Tim to end up with one of Brian’s Pre-MH pokemon and I might also give him a Cubone that eventually evolves into a Marowak because I feel like he’d take care of it well.

Jay is getting a Flaafy that eventually evolves into Ampharos who helps charge his laptop and is his flashlight in dark places.

Not sure if I’ll fully give Skully a team but if I do, Dusknoir is absolutely going on it.

Still deciding on the rest but you get the idea!!

[isa-ghost]

Do you have any headcanons as far as Philza and BBHs' relationship? I've enjoyed thinking about that because I think it's one of the few relationships on Philza's side that's actually a bit more complicated? But also Philza saying that BBH wouldn't lie is the funniest thing ever.

Or if no headcanons about Philza and BBH specifically what about Philza, Bad, and Cellbit as a trio in charge of the order because I really loved that

OOOH this is gonna be an interesting challenge because I don't watch a lot of Bad :0!

qPhil headcanons masterlist

Obligatory they're both thousands of years old mention. There's some things they can talk about and relate on that no one else on the island can. MAYBE Foolish, but Foolish tends to just focus on the present and vibe. Phil and Bad though, in the right conditions, they could and will have deep conversations about the past and their experiences.

On that note holy fucking shit these two would be terrifying teamed up together. If the Feds ever do something harmful or permanent to the eggs, god help them when these two decide they're armed enough and hatch a plan. They'll rain hell on the entire island and then some. And every other parent will be more than willing to join them. Do Not Piss Off The Immortal Murder Dads.

Phil could tell clearly that Bad is part demon. Finding out he was part reaper was a surprise. Honestly with how much of a lil trickster Bad is, Phil is surprised he isn't part Fae or something.

Phil takes one look at how Bad goes "no idea what you're talking about, nothing happened :D" about stuff like him Literally Dying and is like [uncanny Mr Incredible] "at least I'm not that bad." Phil just (very poorly) hides things and says he's fine. He doesn't straight up deny anything happened (and couldn't convincingly act like nothing is wrong the way Bad can if he tried)

Missa is a reaper. Bad is a reaper. Phil wants to see them talk about reaper things together. Or see them both in action. He himself can also carry small conversations about it since he's learned so much through osmosis :D

Actually that's kinda why Phil feared Bad so much during Purgatory. That was him in action. And he never wants to be on an opposing side of it again.

He doesn't resent Bad for Purgatory btw he just jokes like it sometimes. Same as with Tubbo (or anyone else for that matter), he blames the Watcher for trying to destroy their friendships.

Has straight up looked Bad in the eyes like "are you aware you are raising the most terrifying egg. Are you." He genuinely thinks if Dapper wanted to, he could kill Phil in his sleep. Every time he sees Dapper, he's learned something new and insane.

Tbh Phil sometimes envies how full of whimsy Bad is. He's seen infinitely more horrors than Phil for sure, yet he always ironically seems like a little ball of sunshine despite being a literal shadow lookin demon. What The Fuck is this man's secret to staying so silly.

Phil is endlessly fascinated by the extent to which Bad can come up with more and new protections for the eggs. He thinks of stuff not even remotely on Phil's radar. See, Phil's a safety expert as a survivalist, but most of his skills involve using what's around you and your wits, because survival is largely about relying only on yourself because you rarely have any other choice. Bad on the other hand will not hesitate to seek out new tech, other people, or tinker and experiment until he discovers new ways to use anything and everything he can get his hands on. Phil admires how intuitive he is.

Also Bad is really good at making bases and Phil enjoys seeing how balanced the aesthetics and practical parts are. Bad can make something look cozy and lavish as hell while also putting like a billion farms and gadgets into it.

I wonder how a conversation about possession would go. :) Surely Bad has some insight on it as a demon?

Something about how the two of them have arguably the most horrific egg death nightmares. I don't know where to go with this but goddamn would Crows and Ghosties be feasting.

Actually wait shut up, I just realized something kinda cute. In the same way Phil can talk to birds (particularly crows ofc), Bad can talk to the dead/undead (particularly ghosts). Imagine the sillies that could come out of that. It's said that animals can see the dead, what if Phil's murder conspires with the ghosts that follow Bad around ;D

The moment Phil would use his wings if they were healed, Bad would clock that he's the Angel of Death. I'm not sure he saw Phil flying during Purgatory, but if he did, he knows. And that would lead to many interesting conversations. :)

[thetreehousechronicles]

Better Drawn Edits/Commentary

Hey everyone! I just wanted to share a better version of my first post—I decided to redraw it and add some commentary to the photos. I also included a brief description of why I designed the character(s) this way. Keep in mind, this is just my personal headcanon and how I imagine them, so please take it with a grain of salt. Hope you enjoy the updated edit!I’d love to hear your thoughts, though—feel free to drop a comment down below if you’d like to discuss any headcanons, design ideas, or how you imagine these characters looking.

So let's get started

Frist up, Abby and Nigel

For Abby, I didn’t change much because I really like her canon design—it definitely gives off that cool tomboy vibe, which suits her perfectly. I did make a few tweaks, though. I liked how she had those golden hoop bracelets in her FusionFall version, so I included a nod to that by giving her one big ring bracelet, similar to what you might see on Sonic the Hedgehog characters. I also gave her athletic jeans/shorts to make her outfit a bit more practical, especially since she’s only 10 years old. I always thought her original design could use a bit more coverage for a kid.

As for Nigel, I wanted to keep the iconic elements of his original design while incorporating some of the more practical and battle-ready features from his FusionFall look. I kept the puffy vest from his FusionFall outfit because it gives him that tough, adventurous vibe and makes him look like he’s ready to take charge. The black fingerless gloves were added because I thought they gave him a cool, tactical touch, fitting for someone who’s always on the front lines and leading the team. I also decided to go with the FusionFall shorts because they make him look more prepared for combat while still being practical for running around on missions. I wanted to keep that balance of both.

Second, Hoagie and Abby

For Hoagie, I actually preferred his canon design over his FusionFall version, but I did take a few elements from both. One thing I liked from his FusionFall look was the fingerless gloves, so I tried to incorporate those. I’ll admit I’m not the best at drawing hands, so they didn’t come out perfect, but I still think they add a nice touch to his look. Another detail I liked from FusionFall was the knee patches on his pants. To make the outfit look more cohesive, I made the patches match his shirt color for a more aesthetically pleasing look. I also darkened his pants just a bit, while keeping the folded-up parts slightly lighter, since the inside of rolled-up pants usually appears a bit faded compared to the outside. Lastly, I changed the "2" on his hat to have a more bubble-shaped design, making it look bolder and more readable. I also colored it blue to match his shirt and tie the whole look together.

As for Abby, this is more of a full design for her outfit. I forgot to mention earlier that I added a small yellow button to her MJs (Mary Janes) to complement the golden hoops and bracelet. I thought it would be a nice little touch to tie the outfit together and add just a bit more personality to her look.

Finally Kuki and Wally

For Wally, I gave him a more rugged, tough-guy look with ripped clothes because I can totally see him always getting his clothes torn up from fighting or just being his reckless self. The piercings add to that rocker vibe I imagine for him—I get the feeling he’d definitely be into rock music, so I wanted to reflect that. One detail I did like from his FusionFall look was the silver pocketchain on his pants, but I took it a step further by giving him two chains linked together to make it look even more like a rocker/bad boy style. He always has a bandage on his face because, well, it just fits his scrappy personality—he’s always getting into fights, so it makes sense for him to be a bit banged up. I also wrapped his hands with bandages, inspired by another artist @kommandonuovidiavoli , to add to that fighter aesthetic.

As for Kuki, I wanted to blend elements from both her canon and FusionFall designs since I really like both. I kept her signature green sweater from the show, but I styled it off the shoulder with a black tank top underneath to give it a more modern and stylish look while still keeping that casual vibe she’s known for. II also gave her a skirt inspired by another artist @hyperfixingfr @spicedwatermel0n (Edited part). He also gave kuki a black skirt, which I loved and wanna to do, so i was inspired by him. hint at her wearing leggings underneath, I made her legs a bit thicker to create that layered look. I always imagined Kuki would go for comfort and mobility, especially since she’s always running around and being active. The leggings not only add practicality but also make the whole outfit feel more complete.

[kingofanemptyworld]

Kiryu’s Team:

Jigglypuff (partner pokemon)

Delcatty

Spheal

Teddiursa

Stufful

(trainer card maker site i was using was down so I found a new one, excuse the inconsistency)

Kiryu!! From the start the only thing I had in mind for his team was that they all had to be exceptionally cute pokemon. When I started looking through the options, though, I narrowed it down further: Pokemon that absolutely look like they’d be prizes in a claw machine. Delcatty fit the bill more before it evolved but it still has stuffed animal vibes and that’s what matters.

Unlike the rest of the trainers I’ve introduced, Kiyru does contests full time rather than the gym challenge. He designs his own costumes, and those for his Pokemon; he’s got notebooks full of sketches, and he’s always window-shopping when he’s in towns to find inspiration. Most of his routines and the accompanying costumes are based on his favorite video games — he’s played the part of princesses and adventurers alike, from fantasy to sci-fi, anything and everything that strikes his fancy. He frequently records himself on his Rotom phone (the latest model, always) and uploads the videos of his practices online, so he’s got something of a cult following even prior to his debut as a contest participant.

Most of Kiryu’s pokemon are ones he sought out specifically. He’s had his Jigglypuff since he was a kid. He doesn’t actually remember how they met — his parents apparently came to collect him from the playground one day to find he and the Jigglypuff were making up songs together, and they wouldn’t be separated. Skitty, Spheal, and Teddiursa all fit the aesthetic Kiryu wanted as a trainer and he was happy to search for them. Stufful, though. Stufful was a special case. A girl Kiryu had been seeing at the time asked him to win her something from a claw machine, and to both their surprise, the cute, pink-furred stuffy turned out to be a living pokemon that had mistakenly gotten into the machine. His date hadn’t wanted the responsibility of taking care of it, so Kiryu took the Stufful home with him, and it fit in perfectly with the rest of his team.

He’s technically a rival of Suo’s (they compete in the same contests frequently and usually both claim top spots) but they’re far more friendly with each other than the media would have anyone believe.

[archeronfilm]

The Fifth Element (1997)

"I don't care, he should have been a butch lesbian."

In case you don't want spoilers, or to hear my long verbose in-detail thoughts on this movie, here's the short and sweet version:

The Fifth Element is raunchy, corny, and campy in all the right ways, and some of the wrong ones. It's far from a perfect movie, but I really enjoyed watching and rewatching it, and I would recommend it! I guess um, 4/5 stars, maybe.

Okay, now let's get serious. I saw the first 15 minutes of this movie while visiting my mother, found it so intriguing that I watched it with a friend, and then watched it again to write this review. Let's get into the meat of it. Spoilers for a 30 year old movie ahead.

Word Count: 6,082

Okay, The Fifth Element (1997), dir. Luc Besson, is a sci-fi comedy starring such greats as Bruce Willis and Gary Oldman, who I've been in love with since I watched Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead (1990).

We open in Egypt in 1914, in a scene I can only describe as "Mummy-esque." Seriously, this scene came on in my mother's living room and I thought we were watching a yet unseen installation of The Mummy or Indiana Jones. It contains, among other things, an incredibly hammy and not-at-all-subtle dump of exposition. They go out of their way to gravitate back to this wall of runes several times, to make sure you know as much background lore as possible. A later scene renders this odd choice kind of unnecessary, but I'll concede its existence for one key reason-- the Mondoshawan.

The Mondoshawan are the good-guy aliens in this movie, though they're only featured on screen two times, one of them being this scene. Their space ship looms awesomely over this strange Egyptian exposition-temple, and they are a star example of one of the best parts of this movie.

All the effects, or at least as many of them as possible, are practical. Of course, it's a movie made in the 90's, so they would be. But the beautifully clunky and real toddling of these men in alien costumes was a dead-ringer for New Who, and it was incredibly endearing to me. I am a major believer in the power and merit of practical effects and the tragedy of computer generation. And this movie is *swimming* in practical effects. It's a delight.

I will say there's this bit where the leader Mondoshawan is toddling towards this very slowly closing stone door and he doesn't make it through because his very slow waddling is somehow slower than the door is, and I think it was supposed to be semi-serious but I laughed at it. It was just a little ridiculous.

The back half of this first scene feels kind of oddly paced, like it's rushed, which is odd to me considering the scene didn't hold back on dumping as much stuff on me as possible just a few minutes ago. Very strange scene, seems to only have one purpose, which I'll get back to later.

So, flash forward 30 years to something dramatically different in aesthetic and vibe, of course. We're in space. We're gritty, we're militaristic, of course. There's an evil fucking orb of fire flying towards the Earth at top speed. Things aren't looking great.

The president, a man with eyes of a frightening shade, is black! This is not plot relevant, but I find the tendency of movies from this period to feature black presidents far before Obama's term to be really interesting. Is this social commentary? A thoughtful statement about how fantastical the idea of a black man in office is to the average American? I will never know. I really like this character, he's a fun guy. He has more personality than most president characters do, probably due to him being on an awesome spaceship with a team of nodding yes-men in a delightfully Star Trek-esque uniform. I like him a lot. He's my boy.

This is the same scene where we get introduced to Vito Cornelius, a priest who appears to be Catholic because he does the sign of the cross later in the movie, even though I definitely assumed he was some weird member of the church of the Fifth Element or something.

Cornelius is here to suggest that the ball of fire is sentient and evil, and that the president shouldn't shoot it with missiles, because it's so sentient and evil that it'll get even sentienter and eviler. Of course, the president disregards this warning, because that's what movie presidents do to random old men in robes.

From this blunder comes one of the many incredibly hard lines in this movie. Where Mr. President tells Staedert, his military commander, "I have a doubt." and Staedert replies "I don't, Mister President" and then presses the fire button on the huge gigantic missiles. It's awesome, only slightly undercut by the fact that it doesn't work and Staedert and his crew get fucking obliterated right after. By the evil sentient ball which shoots out a flare of flames that has an evil spooky skull in it. That's not a joke at all, that seriously happens in this scene. I laughed.

Now we smash cut to Bruce Willis. He's Korben Dallas, this sort of gritty ex-military guy with a very cute cat. I love this cat. She is an adorable, slightly cross eyed white longhair. It's honestly a tragedy and a waste that she was only in like two scenes. She should have been ever-present, fitted with Air Bud esque mouth animation so she could act as Bruce Willis' voice of reason throughout the film.

Korben Dallas is trying to quit smoking. He's a cab driver who's dogshit at driving his cab and is mere seconds away from losing his license. He is, and I quote, "Still stuck on that two-timing slut." He wants a perfect woman. There are about two Chekov's guns in that last block of text.

He opens his first scene with us in what I can only describe as the sluttiest most hot and sweaty chest binder I've ever seen. And a pair of tight belted leather boots that it really seems like he fell asleep wearing.

And then he gets mugged by a guy, presumably so they can show us how much he knows about guns, and that he has been mugged enough that he now has a secret shelf that is just completely full of guns. Hilarious. I love this bit. It's not even relevant, I just loved it.

Okay so the evil sentient ball of fire. We didn't forget about that. This scene is one that confused me really badly during my rewatch. Here, Cornelius explains in full detail and in much less vague terms than before what the Fifth Element does and why they need it to save Earth from this evil ball of fire. This scene renders most of the in-narrative purpose of the first scene moot. The only reason it now exists (other than some background stuff that could probably have been introduced in a less odd way) is to address a more meta issue, which I'll get to later. But while I was watching it, I couldn't help but think "Well... then what the hell were we doing in the desert with Luke Perry?"

In this scene, we get to see the Mondoshawans again for the final time, so we can introduce the bad guy aliens, the Mangalores. They jack the stones (the elements) from the Mondoshawan ship and blow them up.

I thought this scene was supposed to set up the stereotypical "military incompetent" idea that's often present in this type of sci fi, but the president honestly makes mostly good decisions that don't make him feel like a bumbling idiot once through the entire movie. Honestly, he's kind of cool. I like him.

Okay, now that the Mangalores have been tragically exploded, we get the vehicle towards one of our main characters. Using a saved body part from the Mangalores and some utterly and delighfully made up genetic scienceology, we recreated the perfect genes of some alien into... a skinny white girl with the orangest hair I've ever seen. This scene features one of the only costuming choices in the movie that I truly hate. Leeloo's weird strap undies (and subsequent inability to wear normal pants, but mostly these strap undies?). I just hate it. Why is it here. It's not even that sexy looking. She looks like a ham in an asylum.

The set design in this movie is also delightfully Whovian and Star-Trek-ish. Tinfoil walls, lava lamp type sensibilities. The costumes are camp the set is camp, everything is camp. It's an absolute whale. The costumes the policemen wear while chasing runaway Leeloo are just hilarious. Many fantastic choices made all around, except for those fucking weird underpants.

Some of the sci-fi concepts in this movie FEEL overplayed and hammed up, and then I remember that it was released when a lot of this stuff was new and in-vogue, and it becomes an interesting exercise in perspective. Maybe they were pioneers, what do I know? I'm having an absolute ball.

Okay, so Leeloo falls directly through the roof of Korben Dallas' cab, and before you say anything, I do have many choice words throughout this recap/review about the infamous trope borne of this movie, "Born Sexy Yesterday," and I am aware of its existence. These opinions are sprinkled throughout alongside my others.

So Bruce Willis seems to be a big fan of this strange woman who, especially in this scene, acts very childlike. Korben's interest doesn't really read as creepy in this scene, until later when he randomly assaults her. You know, like a creep would do. I digress.

Leeloo knows how to read Roman lettering, and while I understand this choice in this scene, I do think it doesn't make sense and kills a little bit of world building. Whatever. Language guy complaining about language stuff.

Speaking of world building, there are a lot of worldbuilding things conveyed visually and through dialog in this movie that arent ham-fisted exposition vomit, and I am very fond of them. The hitch inside the rear door of Dallas' cab, saying Leeloo "doesn't have a file," the Fog? That is never explained? This world has some suggestion of richness and intrigue that I love to see from sci-fi. They waste no time painting "THIS IS THE POINT" with big red letters, because it's just setdressing, and I think that ultimately makes these details really sing.

I love the dialog and energy in the high speed chase scene, the vertical train, the Fog??? The way this movie doesn't need to explain itself. Until it does explain itself. Blatantly. And then I get sad.

In a lot of ways, I think this movie's actual plot is the least interesting part of it. More on this later.

It also *really* seems like this movie was sponsored by McDonald's.

A nearly unconscious Leeloo begs Korben Dallas to take her to Cornelius, before passing out with such cartoonish vigor that I originally thought she was kidding.

So Korben takes Leeloo to Cornelius' apartment, getting originally turned away for being mistaken for newlyweds (barf). Instead of knocking again, he just kicks down the door. Cornelius realizes due to a tattoo on her inner wrist that she's the Fifth Element (!) and passes out. Korben places her on the couch.

Now, I don't really understand why Korben Dallas chooses to sexually assault Leeloo by kissing her while she's unconscious in this scene. It not only feels gross, it also feels kind of unprecedented. They've met once, had approximately the amount of chemistry you'd expect, and then she passed out. Maybe in the 90's this felt spontaneous and romantic, but to me it just feels like he did it for no reason. I wish she had actually shot him. Thankfully, her outburst of rage at this momentarily makes her feel a little less like a literal grade-schooler, a much needed respite.

Milla Jovovich does what I think is a pretty good job at keeping her pronunciation of the divine language consistent throughout the scenes where she speaks it. She's Ukranian-American, but I have no idea if she's bilingual or had an accent coach or something. Either way, well done Ms. Jovovich!

Anyway, Cornelius walks in having suddenly changed into these silly ass robes, a great sight gag, and kicks Korben out of the room, but not before he reveals that the words that Leeloo yelled at Korben meant "never without my permission," which really made me wish she had shot him *twice*.

The scene where Korben talks to his friend, Finger, about Leeloo was clearly supposed to be romantic, I'm sure. It actually makes him look like a freak. I hated him for much of this movie.

Now, Back to the Mangalores. The Mangalores are a warrior race who have been hired by the big evil of this movie-- Gary Oldman. For some reason, they decided to make him southern. Not that I'm really complaining, but characters in this movie seem to have accents for no reason, and I really love it.

I love Gary Oldman in this movie. His character, Zorg, is fitted with one of the most ridiculous wardrobes of the entire cast. He has this odd plastic cap on his head, a flaccid mohawk, and the filthiest facial hair possible (a soul patch). He is fucking awesome. I love Zorg.

Spliced between parts of this arms deal, we learn that the stones aren't in the case. Leeloo tells Cornelius that in case they were stolen, the stones were given to someone trusted by the Mondoshawans, but not before changing clothes in front of him and his apprentice. I swear, she does this like three times in this movie.

The cut back to Leeloo in this scene right after Zorg realizes the box is empty is really well done. Effective, funny, punchy. She laughs like a freak, it's great.

There's a bit of dialog Zorg has with his right hand man right after this failed arms deal where he talks about his philosophy around warriors and why he prefers killers. I love this bit. The way he just coldly leaves them with a bomb built into his holy-overkill-gun is hard as shit, and it gives us a nice insight into our villain in the first scene he's in. I like it. I like Zorg.

Speaking of Zorg, we get a proper introduction to him just after. Here is one of the most interesting scenes in this film, where we get some insight about Zorg and Cornelius' respective opinions on life and death.

The interesting thing about this scene is that I kind of agree with Zorg, his saying that death exists to create life for the living, ostensibly feeding the cycle of life and progress. Regardless, he is painted as stupid when Cornelius has to rescue him from choking on a cherry.

And why the hell would you ever put a whole cherry in a glass of water? You're basically asking to choke to death. And Cornelius has a point, why don't you, a guy who has a special button to unearth his bizarre elephantine freak creature from the secret drawer in your desk, have a special robot to smack you on the back when you're choking? *Especially* when you do dumb shit like putting whole pit-in cherries in your glasses of water? Answer me that, Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg.

Actually, I don't know how this bit is supposed to disprove Zorg's point. All it really proves is that people need each other sometimes, which has nothing to do with what Zorg was actually saying to Cornelius here. Now, we could argue that it goes against the way that he executes this philosophy, which is true, being that he is a weird freaky villain who has henchmen, but I don't want to argue that. Because the fact that they have this strange sum-zero philosophical argument where they're ostensibly not even talking to each other is way funnier.

Right after this there's a bit where he sends his right hand man to literally bug the space-oval office. As in, it's a cockroach with a little camera and microphone on it. This bit is super funny. No thematic relevance, I just loved watching the president fucking cream the roach with his shoe while Zorg's henchman writhed in pain from the mic feedback.

The next important scene, by which I mean the next scene, starts with a healthy serving of "Sci-Fi setting that is weird about Asian people." Get behind me, Mr. Kim, this movie doesn't respect you enough.

Anyway, Korben's hilariously young adult-sounding mother calls him on the phone to bitch at him insanely about how he never calls and gives us a key piece of information-- Korben has won an all expenses paid trip to Fhloston Paradise! This coincidentally is where Leeloo told Cornelius the person with the stones was. This contest was actually alluded to on Korben's television in his first scene as well. This movie is very, *very* good at setup-payoff. Lots of domino situations.

Korben professional-improvs his way out of a police confrontation (organized by Zorg) just to get walloped over the head by Cornelius, who intends to steal his tickets so he and Leeloo can save planet Earth. In the process, he also puts his former superior officer in a freezer. Everyone wants Korben's sweet sweet bod in this scene. It's really something.

There's a couple of details about Korben's character and his relationship with Leeloo in this scene that jumped out at me, and I will be addressing them alongside the others of their ilk later in this review.

Cornelius hatches a plan to make his apprentice David impersonate Korben so they can get to Fhloston. It doesn't work, of course, because this movie chose to represent being knocked out the most realistically I've ever seen in a blockbuster flick. Korben is only down for the count for a second or two, which means he caught up with them and pulled some more startlingly effective improvisation out of his ass to get on this flight with Leeloo. It's really remarkable how good this ex military guy is at improv. Get his ass behind a mic. Get Korben on Whose Zorg is it Anyway, and pay me royalties.

I have a note here that just says "Everyone in this movie wears what I can only describe as rave wear. It's pretty hilarious." I have nothing to add. That's accurate.

So they're boarding this flight, right? And here's a real doozy. 1 out of 2 of my impassioned rants on one specific character in this movie who we meet in this scene. Ruby Rhod. Ruby ffffucking Rhod.

I actually *need* to talk about this guy. He is like the Prince of outer space. His scenes where he does his talk show are mesmerizing, zany, all over the place. I felt like I was having a nightmare. He's fascinating, fabulous, flamboyant, some other f word that I'm choosing not to say right now. His use of "green" to mean "good" is just perfect. Korben's completely dodgy and stiff responses are honestly the perfect contrast to Ruby in this scene. They're foils. This scene has captivated me. Ruby prowls around while tiger growling noises play in the background and flirts with this random stewardess ON AIR, inches from her face with the mic separating their mouths, promising to have sex with her later. ON AIR. It's implied that this is a normal thing that is acceptable on his show.

Ruby also has a whole gang of yes men, all of which are only slightly less flamboyantly homosexual than he is, but still feel more explicitly homosexual than Ruby, who has sex with as many women as he can possibly manage, which seems to be many, because every woman who mentions his name in this movie appears to cream their pants if he so much as breathes near them. That girl he flirted with? She moaned and collapsed on the floor right after.

The scene after the show, where Korben Dallas pins Ruby to the wall and threatens him, would have been beautifully compelling if Korben Dallas was a butch lesbian. This is the furthest thing from thoughtful character analysis, I just would have liked it more.

It's implied in the following scene that Ruby has only ever really wanted to fuck aliens before meeting this random stewardess, and we get to watch a very cleverly compiled set of scenes from wildly different locales that all fit together. Ruby having sex with this stewardess, the ship taking off, and Zorg blowing up his right hand man for failing him. They also use the Wilhelm scream in this scene, but given that the movie was made in the late 90's this is par for the course, and is really much more tasteful than usual.

For some reason, rasta(?) music is playing. There is a vaguely rastafarian man in this scene, but only for around 12 seconds. The use of regionally and culturally specific music in this movie that has no bearing on the actual space the characters inhabit is absolutely fascinating to me. There was some music earlier, playing in sci-fi New York, that I swear used a Raga scale. All the music is very good, good job Éric Serra.

After Zorg finishes exploding his frankly very competent right hand man, we get a scene where we discover that he's after the stones because some man he's working for, Mr. Shadow, wants them. Zorg is the main antagonist for most of this movie. Mr. Shadow never comes back again, and we do not need him. All he really serves to do is to make Zorg look more pathetic and give him an excuse to be more desperate when he can't get his hands on the stones, which, while fine, I think the movie could have gotten away with just having Zorg being a dramatic villain who freaks out when he doesn't get his way without this bit. Not egregious, but not really a necessary scene.

Okay, I have a big question. Why is Fhloston paradise Hawaii? It just *is* Hawaii. Did Hawaii escape to a separate planet at some point? Good for them, except that Fhloston is still a crazy tourist spot full of annoying white people, so not really. This is just Super Mega Hell 2 for Hawaiians. The song they sing in the first Fhloston scene is really good, though. Thanks, Éric.

On the topic of Fhloston, I really love the use of color in the set. Given the way the rest of this movie is, it's possible that it's more for visual contrast and not theming, but there is a scene during the opera performance that switches between complements, and the visual contrast is, well, good.

Speaking of the opera, Korben has front row seats, and its 5pm. You know what that means.

It's fucking Ruby Rhod time, baby! Ruby is back in black, in the most fantastic costume in this entire movie. Despite it showing off his entire clavicle (no exaggeration), it manages to get more and more revealing as this scene plays out. This bit where he asks Korben if he's happy with being on Fhloston in his usual over the top, loud, flamboyant way and Korben looks into his eyes, leans into the mic, and says "Thrilled" drolly is a short interaction so packed with sexual tension that I can't even argue for it without just telling you to watch the scene. This is their only interaction that really FEELS like gay sex, and it made my jaw go slack for a couple of seconds, even as the movie immediately moved on to the much more important opera segment.

Speaking of the opera, for real this time, I have one complaint. It's an annoying complaint that nobody ever wants to hear, but I'm saying it anyway because that's what I'm here to do: Diva is *not* singing. Now, maybe in some later movie review we can learn my detailed opinions on live recordings of singing performances in film (short version: I don't think they should happen, and I hate them) my main complaint is mostly that Diva's actress is just not very good at *pretending* to sing, much less opera. She doesn't pretend to breathe, doesn't try to move her mouth with the incredibly strong vibrato (understandable to some extent) but most of all, her mouth shapes just aren't right. I can concretely point to certain mouth shapes and say "that's not the shape her mouth should be when singing that vowel," it's obvious enough that I can do that. Granted, I have some experience in singing on stage, so maybe that's just my personal annoying musician experience speaking, but it was really noticeable to me. Okay, annoying complaint over, now I can say nice things

This opera, Lucia di Lammermoor with a poppy remix track towards the end, is ridiculously well performed. Diva's vocalist, Inva Mula, does a stunning job at both the formal and informal portions of this song. It's actually amazing how little of her voice had to be computer edited to sound more "alien," it's only done like twice in the portion that it's done at all, and the rest is pretty clearly just her. She really knocks it out of the park here.

The movie does something interesting here that I really enjoyed, where they periodically show us different characters reactions to this opera. Mostly Korben and Leeloo. I want to focus on Korben, who looks at Diva like this is the first time he's ever been moved in his life. Seriously, his eyes are wet and shining with unshed tears and I really mean that. Right when we get this poignant reaction out of Korben, the pop track starts playing and the somber moment abruptly ends, which is kind of what it's like watching this movie, or clicking on a Read More and discovering a film review that is easily over 5k words.

This movie has a great penchant for match cuts. Actually, most of the transition and shot choices made in this movie are really top of the line. They're all punchy, sharp, playful, to the point. Fantastic cinematographic choices, guys.

Diva finishes her performance right after Leeloo finishes fighting Zorg by getting shot at while up in an air duct. The opera is then laid siege by the Mangalores, who brutally murder Diva. This is sad for me, because I wanted her and Leeloo to be friends, and for Korben Dallas, who just felt the strongest emotion he's ever experienced thanks to her.

Ruby, of course, continues reporting on his talk show throughout the assault, because he's a goddamn professional. He also spends the next scene and a half shrieking in fear.

The reveal that the stones are literally inside Diva's body not only makes me watch one of the more disgusting scenes in this movie, it also makes me wonder-- Was Leeloo just supposed to kill her? Also, how did they get in there? Many questions and no answers, because we aren't here to fuck around.

While Diva is giving Korben this weird spiel about how Leeloo needs him and his love to survive, there's this brief cut to Leeloo, bleeding in the air vent. This cut is an absolute pang to the gut. She sits, curled up, alone, sobbing painfully with a bullet wound in her leg. She looks small, helpless, childlike in this brief scene. It was so impactful to me that it just made me angry about the way Korben and Leeloo's relationship in this movie is executed. This is another "get back to it later" thing.

For the rest of this "getting shot up by Mangalores" scene, Ruby Rhod is cowering and sniffling and screaming for Korben to help him. It's honestly like this for the rest of the movie. They're just friends now. It's awesome. I love this guy. He accidentally shoots a guy in the head and then asks Korben "You think he'll be okay?" He's the best character in this movie.

We get one of Korben's final fantastic moments of improv in this scene. It's around this point, during the "negotiation" scene, that I realized that the problem with this movie is that the best parts of it are the parts that aren't about the two characters who I'm supposed to care about the relationship between.

This scene, where Korben gets in a fighter jet, says it's just like driving a cab (a contrast from his conversation with Finger in his first scene, where he says driving a cab is easy because he isn't driving a jet) and then blows a fucking hole in the airlock and guns it out of the Fhloston ship, is so fucking cool. I'm a very simple man. It was awesome. One question, does Korben have some kind of allergy to reminding people to put seatbelts on? This is the second time he's just allowed his passengers to fly around the cabin while he drives recklessly.

Ruby's show ends at 7pm, when he tiredly proclaims that it's the best show he's ever done. I was thinking the same thing. In fact, Mr. Rhod, I really think you should hire Korben. There, now he has a new job.

Right here is where I'm going to address one of my main points (gripes) about this movie. Yes, I know, over 5k words in.

This part of the scene, where Leeloo has her weird crisis of faith about the evil of the human race, learns about war and concludes that humans aren't worth saving, falls flat to me. Sure, it feels over-played, but ultimately the problem is just that it's not done well, much like the rest of her characterization. Leeloo's depiction as being naive and childlike, which honestly only holds because she doesn't really speak fluent English, holds back her character because of the movies comphet insistence that her and Korben be romantically involved. A narrative where Leeloo, naive and unfamiliar, Leeloo, who needs other people, who sobs painfully alone in an airvent, who needs to be dried off with a towel after getting soaked with water, is actually a child, would be more compelling. And her not being able to reconcile with the evils of humanity would also have felt more convincing if she was literally a child. Like, of *course* she can't see the situation with any nuance, she's a kid. A narrative where Leeloo and Korben's dynamic is more familial would be more interesting, and honestly the way she's characterized already lends itself so perfectly to this narrative that there were points where I got actually upset that the movie refused to go that direction.

I'll go ahead and talk about Korben's character here as well. Korben is a refreshing detraction from the classic grizzled tough guy trope that we tend to see in action movies. Whether this is a result of 90's zeitgeist or just the writer's own preferences, I don't know, but I noticed it. I was expecting Korben Dallas to be a sort of obnoxious, emotionally stunted brick wall of a guy-- but he isn't, really. Korben is quick on his feet, improvisational, messy, and sure he's genius with a gun, but he's also *nice*. He's nice in a distinctly not "Grizzled emotionally stunted guy" way. When he accidentally gets Leeloo soaking wet, he gets her a towel at warp speed, apologizes up and down in a much softer tone than he ever uses for anything else. I thought at first "of course, because he likes her," but then-- Then! When he discovers that he's accidentally plastic-wrapped Cornelius, he rips the plastic and apologizes-- in the same sort of tone. He adapts his approach to the Mangalore barrage in the cruise ship to Ruby Rhod, never complains about Ruby being a nuisance or being in his way, just brings him along and asks him to help out. I honestly really like Korben Dallas. Which is why, upon reflecting on earlier scenes in this movie, it really irritates me that he just kisses Leeloo for no reason, or even that he's in love with her at all.

That scene I mentioned, where Korben dries her off, or even as early as the cab scene where she's talking animatedly to him in the divine language and we get the "bada boom" dialog, just oozes a kind of gentleness and care that doesn't speak satisfactorily to romance or sex. Leeloo, this childlike character, and Korben, this gentle man who happens to be great with guns, don't feel like husband and wife. They don't feel like sexual partners. He feels like her father. That moment with the shower soured the rest of their dynamic for me during my rewatch, because I kept thinking about how much better it could be. That dynamic, as I've already said, would have been deeply compelling, especially given the final reveal of the movie.

Now that we've escaped Fhloston, we've headed back to the temple in Egypt. This is that meta function of the first scene I said I'd address-- without it, there is no sense of a sort of circular journey the film takes. The film establishing this temple *is* important, because otherwise this scene where we return to it just wouldn't land as well. That said, I do still think the first scene is a little odd and clunky. Then again, so is much of this movie, and it's still a good scene.

Our characters spend a frustratingly long time decoding a "riddle" that Leeloo tells Korben, one which was so simple that I was yelling at my laptop the first time I watched it. We get another very gratifying and subtle payoff from an earlier scene where we see Korben has only one match left, which he needs for the fire stone. Earlier, we see him subtly take his penultimate match from the box. This movie's Chekov game is crazy.

Much like this review, Leeloo says something that feels deeply substantial nearly 2 hours into a 2 hour long movie. She says "I don't know love. I was made to protect, not to love. There is no use for me other than this."

This line is so compelling to me. It's the most CHARACTER I've seen from her in the whole movie, and its 2 hours in. We do not get to explore it.

You might have noticed, based on this line, what the Fifth Element actually is. What Leeloo needs in order to activate her Element and shoot the big fuckoff laser into the evil fire ball.

Its ~Love~.

This is, of course, ridiculously corny and requires them to kiss nasty on the mouth for longer than I would have liked to see (Of course, I would have like to not see it at all).

I don't actually mind this conclusion or the theming. It's silly, but so is the whole movie. But you might, like me, see an issue here.

If we had approached this movie the way I so desperately craved, made their dynamic more familial, made Leeloo a child and given Korben a new weird alien daughter, this conclusion would have been leagues more powerful.

Not only would it be a unique approach to what is usually a very hetero and sexual genre, it would have given a much more gratifying conclusion to Korben's character arc. At the beginning of his arc, Korben talks about how he's looking for a perfect woman after his wife left him. In the movie, Korben just... *gets* the perfect woman. He gets exactly what he wanted and he learns nothing. If Korben instead had to reckon with this new facet of his life and identity, had to reconcile with being thrust into quasi-fatherhood, he might actually have deigned to, you know, *develop* as a character. He would have *learned* something. I'm not saying every single character in the movie has to learn something, but the main goddamn character probably should, right?

But since it's an ~adult movie~ for ~grown ups~, we can't tell compelling family narratives, and the movie has to end with them having sex in a reactor pod. I hate that. I hated that conclusion and my least favorite part of this movie was its main conceit, which was genuinely tragic given how enjoyable I found the rest of the film.

So, I'll leave you with this.

The Fifth Element (1997) is a *good* movie. It's incredibly fun, zany, raunchy, and lively. The music is very good, the costuming and set design is whimsical and fantastic. It's a little weird about Asians. It birthed one of the worst cinema tropes ever invented, and it didn't even have to, because the movie would have been really, deeply beautiful if it hadn't.

And Korben Dallas should have been a butch lesbian.

Actually, I'll leave you by saying that the song that plays in the credits of this movie is really good. "Little Light of Love," it's called. I'm going to link it so you can experience it, too.

[jewishregulus]

wait no i need to hear more about jewish regulus pleaseeee, enough with the catholic guilt

i think people always default to catholic imagery and aesthetics in media bc they think it is a safe religion to play with and or just view it as like a default option which really hurts my soul . this isn’t particularly regulus related but like jewish vampires jewish southern gothic etc etc all have such huge potential . and it feels really disingenuous everytime i read abt just how aesthetic and cool catholicism or whatever is …. i’m sorry but judaism has just as much media potential: people simply don’t care enough to represent us . this is why these violent delights (pauljulian book not the other one) will always win . i feel like many gay dark academia books fall back on like religious guilt (catholic edition) that it was such a refreshing read to see it not only explored w jewish people but patrilineal jewish people as well. truly my favorite book ever for this reason

focusing on regulus now : i view regulus as a very religious person : i think he has a positive relationship with religion and the concept that there is something out there that loves him no matter what: that the unconditional love he craves does exist , and he doesn’t need to do anything to work for it . i really think finds joy in more mystical elements of judaism as he grows , i think he’d wear a evil eye and a kabbalah bracelet and just genuinely feel at ease practicing jewish magic . i think his favorite holiday would be yom kippur bc of the sheer joy he feels being so connected to hashem. and being able to reflect and atone for what he is done and receive forgiveness would be very healing for him! i think religion is a main difference for sirius and regulus, as i hc sirius to not be religious, but their culture is connecting them. sirius may not be religious but he IS jewish, and their practices and beliefs still float through them. judaism is not just a religion but a family almost . i feel deeply connected to jewish strangers knowing we have this cultural connection. i think regulus would feel that way too!! plus i think the black family would be very ashamed of their identity, and attempt to hide it out of fear in a similar way wizards hide their identities bc they fear muggles. i think regulus learning to embrace his identity is very key to him healing from the black family. i think he can make some mean latkes and matzah ball soup and he doesn’t play around abt his bagels . i think he’s a gefilte fish liker!!!! sorry!! he’s on team applesauce on latkes and he thinks if you use sour cream you should die . sirius uses sour cream. he’s got a jewish american princess vibe . he’s my cousin i love him to death!! plus i think there is something to be said abt tattoos being normally frowned upon in jewish culture and regulus taking the dark mark . a sacrifice to his identity put upon him by his parents who already wish to hide and erase this part of their family out of shame and fear . (not saying his parents forced him to take the mark this is just not the post where i analyze regulus taking the mark and his parents role in it.)

ps. this is also why i hc regulus’ favorite color as purple, bc purple often symbolizes redemption/atonement in jewish culture !!

[greenarchives]

On Land, Aesthetics and Spirituality: The Fourth Dimension in Land Art.

I’ve heard it among various groups and circles of people throughout life. Aesthetics are for the vain, a tool for capitalist and completely outside the realm of what is sacred. I remember being on a team one day, we were talking about trees. There are many characteristics that make a tree What it is. What makes a tree, was the questions I stated, “aesthetics” now my team members who were educated in the field of science sorta laughed and replied “vibes” even though I Wasn't fully aware of what I was saying I replied, “Aesthetics are more than just vibes” It went silent, and we returned to work. Only I would spend days later thinking about what aesthetics were if not vibes. I had to ponder the question up until the second day of lent when I found myself at a church among a group of artists whose faith had also been a motivation or entangled with their practice. The priest at the church gave a presentation on aesthetics, in which they explained “God’s use of beauty is meant to call us home.” This being the reason why a sunset or sunrise over mountains and oceans bring a sense of awe whenever we witness them. Many artists throughout history were also responding to a higher, spiritual call in their works. much as the works of Piet Mondrian, Mark Rothko, Richard Serra, Robert Smithson and many others. Modern Art and Spirituality Ironically enough I had been doing intensive research into Mondrian’s work after overlooking it for so long as just being “cool” paintings. During the presentation a slide came up with one of Mondrian’s paintings! It wasn’t a coincidence considering Mondrian was very known to channel the divine in his work. To quote this wiki article on the matter or De Stijl and Neoplasticism:

“The Dutch neo-plasticists, imbued with Calvinism and Theosophy preferred the universal over the individual, the spiritual over the natural, the abstract over the real, the non-figurative over the figurative, the intuitive over the rational; all of which were summarized by Mondrian as the superiority of pure plastic over the plastic The neo-plasticists of De Stijl expressed their vision (plastic) in terms of 'pure' elements, not found in nature: straight lines, right angles, primary colors and precise relationships. This disassociation from nature created a new art, whose essential qualities were spiritual, entirely abstract, and rational

”Robert Smithson “Spiral Jetty”

At first glance I don’t think many people would associate Smithsons work with anything theoretically spiritual. Always framed as “earthworks” He had a career prior to sculpting that would explore themes of death and hints towards his religious upbringing. Learning more about Smithson the persona and the Artist, works such as “spiral Jetty” cannot be detached from their spiritual influences. Rather one as devout as Mondrian or Existential as Smithson, Artist and Art are often the physical manifestation of our inner world, our light, our darkness and divine connections.

So, what is beauty if not just vibes? It is a source for inspiration,

not just of how we build and manifest our physical world

but the spiritual as well. Beauty draws us closer to home,

that home being the part of us that is infinite.

~Francis R.

[dekorwish]

That metal coffee table is perfect for a modern setting in the living room.

A metal coffee table will fit perfectly in a modern contemporary living room. The sleek, elegant style of these metal coffee tables adds an originality to the space while offering a functional, durable centerpiece for your living area. A metal coffee table can complement any minimalist style or an industrial vibe, tying the whole room together with flexibility and style that can last long.

Adding a metal coffee table is one of the best ways to refresh and enhance your room; in fact, it is amongst one of the most excellent and effective designs to upgrade your living room. Let's see why these tables are perfect for modern homes, and what makes them stand out in the entire world of modern furniture styles.

1. Sleek and Stylish Design

Often, metal coffee tables have slim lines and minimal silhouettes. These attributes are an integral part of the contemporary style that is very popular in living rooms these days. No matter whether you opt for a brushed gold finish or a rugged matte black design, metal coffee tables offer much-needed sophistication and panache to most rooms. The minimalist nature of these furniture pieces makes them blend with modern or industrial-themed living rooms and team up nicely with other modern furniture styles.

Why it's a good idea:

Understated elegance: It does not overwhelm the space while adding elegance subtly.

Range of finishes: You can add many different kinds of finishes to gain your desired look- from matte black and brushed gold to polished chrome.

Works with loads of modern furniture styles from mid-century modern to minimalist or industrial.

 2. Long Lasting and Durable

The most iconic benefits of a metal coffee table are its durability. Metal is not easily prone to scratches and stains; nor does it get easily worn out by using it for years. Unlike the wood, which continues to portray signs of aging or perhaps wears out with time, metal lasts in strength and looks over the years. Be it stainless steel, aluminum, or iron; a metal coffee table is one of the great investments that can be done for any living room setup.

Why it's a good one:

It won't easily wear out when used daily, so it is perfect for big living rooms.

The cleaning process of metal is very easy—you just need to use a damp cloth to preserve its new look.

Metal is incredibly durable, so your coffee table will serve you for a long time.

3. Modern and Industrial Style

For those who like something bold and urban in look, a metal coffee table is perfect. The metal and wood combination, inspired by industrial design, is actually one of the most in-demand and popular choices that many homeowners now request. Think of a reclaimed wood top over a metal frame or a brilliant, all-metal table design with geometric shapes. Metal tables add character in the living room and contribute to the look you want, that of being contemporary or industrial.

Why it's a great option:

Industrial Chic: Great for an industrial-chic setting, metal coffee tables provide a raw, minimalist appeal.

Geometric and Sculptural Forms: Most trendy metal coffee tables have strong, sculptural forms that make them attention-grabbing and point attention to the table itself.

Metals and Wood Combination: A nice balance of textures that bring cool lines of metal against warm natural wood.

 4. Space-Saving and Practical

Modern living rooms often center around bright and airy spaces. Metal coffee tables are typically constructed with a minimalist, low profile that does not occupy too much visual real estate. Round metal coffee tables or square metal coffee tables tend to accentuate an open, clean living area, especially if the living rooms or apartments are small.

Many metal coffee tables also come with a hidden storage underneath or another bottom shelf for keeping books, magazines, or other small things you might need to reach at any time. It is ideal for the room where aesthetics and practicality are sought together.

What makes it ideal:

Space-saving: A metal coffee table can be ideal for small places that will open up your living room.

Multi-Purpose: In case it has inbuilt storage, one can easily keep the living space clean.

Streamlined: Many metal tables tend to be very simple in their design and hence minimalist, so that the tables will not overcrowd the room.

5. Custom options according to your taste

A metal coffee table is much more than just furniture-a living room design element that can really class up the entire room. From bold statements to minimalist designs, there are countless ways to express your personality with a metal coffee table. You could go for a marble-top metal coffee table, or simple steel base for an industrial look.

Why it's a great choice:

Personalization: Most of the metal coffee tables out there come in different finishes, shapes, and sizes which will enable you to get the perfect blend with the aesthetic of your living room.

It is amazing how this furniture works so well even with modern furniture such as a leather sofa, sectionals, mid-century chairs or minimalist shelving.

Timeless Appeal: Metal tables with a clean look and perfect geometric lines fit in perfectly within modern or vintage designs and are rather flexible over many decor styles.

6. Eco-Friendly and Sustainable Options

Many of the metal coffee tables are made from recycled or sustainably sourced materials that could appeal to an environmentally friendly customer. As metals can be recycled at such a high rate, you will have a beautiful modern piece of furniture without doing any harm to nature. Some of the tables are made using recycled metals or salvage materials that have become popular in modern furniture designing.

Why it's a good option:

Sustainability: Having the option of choosing a metallic coffee table from recyclable material does support more of a conscious lifestyle.

Durability: The life cycle for metal is a lot longer, meaning that you will have to do very few replacements, which makes it a sustainability choice in your home.

Eco-Friendly Manufacturing: Many manufacturers care for their environmentally responsible manufacturing practices; therefore, it becomes a sustainability option in the production of metal furniture.

Conclusion: A Metal Coffee Table for Every Contemporary Living Room

Add a touch of metallic contemporary to your living room setup and enhance functionality and style. Whether you have an interest in sleek, minimalist forms or prefer something more industrial or rustic, metal coffee tables prove the perfect mix of form and function. That way, you can pick a model in many designs, finishes, and sizes to suit your space and enhance the overall vibe in your living room.

Whether it is a luxurious finish or a modern geometer, these tables form the best basis to arrange and craft a perfect, contemporary living room. Are you ready to add a metal coffee table to your living room? Please visit furniture stores near me or look through options online to find the perfect piece for your home.

[cinemaocd]

Jenny's ongoing list of films watched 2024

February

January list, here.

Inland Empire (2006)*** It took three attempts to get through this long, confusing film. Like Mulholland Drive or the Season Three of Twin Peaks, Lynch films improve on repeat viewings even if meaning remains elusive. That is part of the joy-- sometimes you just vibe with it.

Death of Stalin (2017)**** One of my favorite films of the last two decades. A harried farce with the bloody-mindedness of Macbeth. Like the Scottish Play, we know how its going to come out, but the fun is in watching the articulate villain, played with delicious malice by Simon Russell Beale being outdone by a team of bumbling, petty bureaucrats and one very bad ass soldier. The Boyfriend (1970)*** Ken Russell's surreal tribute to the burlesque musical genre makes the most of its setting in the 1920s by putting his star Twiggy in iconic psychadelic reiterations of the flapper dress. If you opine the fact that drop waist dresses come back into style every 15 years or so, then this movie is as much to blame as anything. Poor Things (2023)*** Emma Stone gives a wild and convincing physical performance as Bella, a baby's brain in the body of her dead mother and Mark Ruffalo as typical 19th Century Rake Getting His Comeupance iscasting I didn't know I needed. I loved the yearning Godwin (Willem Defoe in truly amazing Frankenstein's monster makeup) and though I haven't read the book, I was drawn into the grotesque, ai generated world of the film. The aesthetics of this movie are as engrossing as the story and characters. Adventures of a Dentist (1965)** The Soviet version of the live action Disney comedies of the 70s, where a humble person is given magical power. Here a dentist is given extraordinary, almost magical abilities to perform dentistry without pain. He becomes a celebrity and his fall from grace involves him giving in to the decadent trappings of being a popular dentist. The humor has a darker edge than Disney though I wouldn't go so far as to call it a black comedy. Adolf Hitler: My Part in His Downfall (1973)** This Spike Milligan film plays like a double episode of Dad's Army, not least because of the presence of Arthur Lowe who plays practically the same character here as he does on the tv show. That is not the end of the world however and this is easy to like farce with Milligan's ascerbic, anti-authoritarian bent that is grittier than anything on the sitcom. The Master (2012)** I had high hopes for this, one of Phillip Seymour Hoffman's final films and his last collaboration with director Paul Thomas Anderson is loosely based on the origin story of Scientology. Joaquin Phoenix plays a shell shocked veteran who drifts into the path of the cult leader played by Hoffman. Amy Adams gives a chilling performance as his much younger, controlling wife who is the real power behind the cult. I think I would have an easier time with this film if Anderson hadn't gone around giving interviews saying that Scientology and it's founder L. Ron Hubbard had "helped a lot of people." Of course, this is PTA and Phoenix's character isn't helped at all and he makes the cult worse by being a violent enforcer for the leader's enemies. The levels of whitewashing involved in making a deeply misogynistic cult into a secret matriarchy is just...ugh. However, the homoerotic tension between Hoffman and Phoenix makes the film worth looking out. Murder of Quality (1991)** Made for TV adaptation of John Le Carre's second novel. Denholm Elliott plays Smiley as more doddering and anti-social than Alec Guinness' iconic version of the character. This early Smiley story is more a traditional English village murder mystery, ala Miss Marple, with Glenda Jackson playing Ailsa, Smiley's war buddy that runs a women's magazine. Christian Bale plays one of the students at an elite prep school that forms the economic backbone of the town. Le Carre is merciless in his portrayal of the toxic, petty characters, the wealthy and wannabe wealthy swamp dwellers who run rings around the local constabulary until Smilley steps in and withstands their slings and arrows long enough to solve the case.

The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes (1970)*** Sometimes you sit down to watch a movie with such low expectations that you are pleasantly surprised that it doesn't totally suck. The excitement of things not being as bad as you feared can blot out some of a movie's excesses. At the end of the day this is Billy Wilder, physically incapable of creating a boring movie throwing the whole bag of tricks at this faux biography of Holmes starring Robert Stephens and Colin Blakely. There's farce and physical comedy, verbal gymnastics and exotic locations. Holmes' possible homosexuality is tastefully hinted at and attempts to create a sensationalist account of his drug use, amount to little before the mystery gets rolling. One of the big delights is Christopher Lee as Mycroft whose scenes with Robert Stephens are bitchy queen pissing contests. Genevieve Page does a turn as a would be damsel in distress who turns out to be a worthy opponent to Holmes similar to Irene Adler.

Irma La Duce (1963)*** For some reason between this and Poor Things I ended up watching two movies about Parisian brothels this month. Billy Wilder based this pastiche of 1950s travelogue adventure films like To Catch a Thief and Charade on a French stage play. A strange attempt to weld the success of the Apartment with Some Like it Hot, reconfiguring a Marilyn Monroe vehicle as a reunion of Jack Lemmon and Shirley MacLaine. Like the Apartment, Irma LaDuce is tinged with melancholy while avoiding a lot of the cliches about sex work that wind up dating so many films on this topic. The main complaint I have about Irma LaDuce s that it's about 45 minutes too long, a common complaint about many films of this period. (Damn Lawrence of Arabia and all who sail in her).

Witness for the Prosecution (1982)*** A made for tv adaptation of the classic courtroom drama, which credits Billy Wilder's screenplay of his film version. Ralph Richardson and Deborah Kerr star in this remake and honestly their chemistry is just off the charts and we're left to wonder how they never managed to make a film together before. Wendy Hiller, Diana Rigg and Beau Bridges round out the amazing cast. Lacks the tension and edge of Wilder's film but I'm having too much fun with Ralph to care.

The Major and the Minor (1942)**: Billy Wilder's first film as writer and director has some of the hallmarks of his later, greater works: farce, trains, mistaken identity, and queer themes in the form of a lesbian coded sister of Ginger Roger's romantic rival. That all the fuss is about fairly bland Ray Milland is easy enough to overlook as Wilder makes the film about toying with Rogers image as sophisticated, sexy, dancer. Typical Wilder inside jokes about the film industry abound, such as a craze for Veronica Lake hairdos among the tween set and swipes at Hollywood actors like Charles Boyer Rogers' childish masquerade to avoid paying full adult fare is preceded by a series of calamities where she's pursued and objectified by a lot of nasty older men. Hoping to escape their advances as well as the ignominity of turnstyle jumping, she maintains the charade through a long weekend with a lot of handsy tween boys until Milland's fiancee is discredited as a controlling social climber. There is a bizarre side track into her home town where Rogers also impersonates her mother before revealing her grown adult self to Milland. No one ever accused Billy Wilder of being restrained I guess.

The Children's Hour (1961)**** This classic of queer cinema was necessarily a scorched earth tragedy at the time of its release. William Wyler's dreamy, restless camera drags you into the warm, cozy life of this female partnership between Shirley Maclaine and Audrey Hepburn that seemingly has the potential to be a romantic partnership. When nasty gossips and spoiled children start a rumor that they are a couple, the scandal destroys their business and standing in the community. Terrorized by the homophobic townspeople, they are eventually "cleared" of the crime of being gay for each other, just when Maclaine's character comes to the brutal realization that she really is in love with Audrey Hepburn's character. It's hard to watch her grief and shame as she admits that the bullies have discovered a truth about her that she didn't know herself. A fact so many queer people can find relatable. The film is based on a play by Lilian Hellman which used the topic of homosexuality to expose the cruelty of female narcissists who bully their way into power. There is much in common with Hellman's The Little Foxes in that way, but the film, perhaps owing to Wyler's inherent romanticism has more of a Romeo and Juliet quality than the play. One feels that Audrey Hepburn has perhaps realized the truth in the lie, just a few moments too late.

Sweet Charity (1969)*** Directed by Bob Fosse, starring Shirley MacLaine and Sammy Davis Jr and Chita Rivera this classic musical combines the best of Fossee's signature choreography, sixties pop show tunes and the psychadelic aesthetics of the late 60s. This and the Boyfriend have a lot in common, though I think the music in Sweet Charity is more solid and the contemporary setting makes it a tad edgier. MacLaine plays yet another flavor of sex worker, a dancehall hostess and paid companion who seeks to be elevated out of her life into respectability through marriage. The fiancee here is uptight and lacking in appeal and when he finally just flakes out in the final reel it's no great loss to the film.

Thief (1981)** Atypical heist film starring James Caan and Jim Belushi, directed by Miama Vice creator Michael Mann. You can see the beginnings of that iconic 80s TV show, in this movie which favors long scenes of action being edited to music with sparse dialog. Caan squares off against Tom Signorelli a local mob boss who dares to threaten Caan's wife played by Tuesday Weld.

[galactic-glossolalia]

Completely random td23 headcanons! These have nothing to do with plot and are based entirely on vibes. So if you haven't caught up on the new seasons these are still totally fine to read :D!

-Priya doesn't like most scented products and only uses soaps with very gentle, mildly sweet smells

-Millie is working on her driver's license but she's anxious about it. She prefers to practice with professional instructors over her parents

-Bowie is canonically good at basketball, but his true favorite sport is volleyball. However, his school doesn't have a volleyball team.

-Wayne loves eating challenges, especially ones with extremely spicy food

-Raj is a laser tag legend. He and Wayne have gone together since childhood. Raj is the more strategic of the two and usually lasts longer in matches.

-Julia has seasonal allergies that pop up in springtime. She doesn't show her face as much online because of it

-MK only wears oversized jackets and likes to get them from the men's department because the pockets are so much bigger

-Damien is neither a dog person nor a cat person. He is a fish person

-Scary Girl has an old porcelain doll collection. She truly believes they're haunted and that's why she favors them.

-Zee loves orange soda, but not real oranges. His favorite non-soda drink is fruit punch.

-Chase spends a LOT of money on hair gel

-Emma had an aesthetic blog before she met Chase. It was mainly just cute pictures of animals and pretty nature scenes. She still posts to it now, but not as much.

-Ripper applied to the show because he saw how gross it could get and really wanted to be a part of that.

-Axel does kickboxing. She first signed up to be prepared for zombies but now it's mostly just fun for her. It's her enrichment

-Nichelle doesn't wear designer brands, purely because she doesn't like their products.

-Caleb knows how to sew. He's had to have his clothes tailored a lot, so he figured he might as well learn to do it himself.

That's it lol I know they're silly but I love doing things like these, I think even the least important trivia can still say a lot about a character

[moodliving]

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[liquidstar]

alright! for the first of the little guys, we shall deploy the first designed. his whole powerset is built around energy. more specifically electricity, being able to conduct power into what equipment he had and getting some level of modification to handle the current that has become routine. while sure, arguably the strongest in a head to head fight, the one thing he cannot do is be quiet. his weapon of choice is a spear, built to interface with electric power and conduct it just as he does.

secondly, we have one who's... practically the opposite. a little guy who's speciality is information gathering, and thus has the power to make holes in things. not direct "door where there was before" but like, a hidey hole to observe in secret. or hide everyone else. while for the most part these are empty bubbles in a wall or floor, one of them works as a small room to relax in. his weapon is another spear, this time built for screwing into things, and all the damage getting a spear screwed in entails.

thirdly, the girl of the team, her power is that she's really... really fucking quiet. to the point its up in the air if she can make noise while talking. this is an immense benefit, for the role of an assassin she's taken to, and also sneaking up on the others because they're up at 3am again. her weapon of choice is a knife, specifically designed to cut bone without getting dull, makes it easier to not get caught.

and the final little guy... their ability is being autistically good at making things, no ifs or buts about it this NB is no fighter, but is responsible for everyone else's equipment. there's a joke about them being the ultimate blacksmith with how effective everything they touch is. while they don't have a "weapon" their workshop could function as it, again, nothing more to add than being designed purely for making things.

HIII ANON im back home now so i can get back to you. i hope you still see this even if im replying late!

i really really like the first ones power! control over energy is awesome and i love how that specifically manifests as electricity. the visual of having a spear as like a lightning rod for electricity powers is also just such a cool one. i did a similar thing w an oc a while back, w a split just for aesthetics. the Rule Of Cool. i think its a great power for THE fighter of the team to have too, it works really well as something strong and... well, flashy, for the one thats in the shadows the least. a super fitting power.

big fan of the holes power too, its so creative? it reminded me of this clip. this is hole guy to me. genuinely though its a really cool power and not one i wouldve thought of myself. i think this COULD totally have combative applications if he happened to be caught up in a fight, even though thats not his specialty. like using the holes to trip up or trap an opponent, though this would probably only work for so long. i like that he also shares a weapon type with energy guy, it like sets up a cool little parallel to contrast their powers. i dont know if theyre meant to be foils at all but it gives that sort of vibe! so maybe :p i can see it being a leader/lancer situation (even though this is not a 5 man band)

but yessss the girl of the team. upon reading her power i thought to myself that she and hole guy make a really good combo, based on powers alone at least (if their personalities clash, different story!). because theyre both basically types that work from the shadows. but her being an assassin gives her that extra edge- unlike him she's like, actually proactive. she's not passively listening and gathering intel she is getting out there and murderkilling. we love a girlboss for that. i think a knife is a super fitting weapon too because its both subtle (in a way that a large sword or loud gun isnt) and also, yeah, very deadly! especially when you say its MADE to cut through bone. thats hardcore i love her for that.

i love the final little guy though, im a huge fan of characters who are the designated gizmo makers lol. i always find that role interesting because its about supporting the others from the sidelines, similar to healers, but instead of helping them After they get hurt you have to help them.. Not get hurt. make the best things for them possible, and in order to do that you usually have to know them and their abilities very very well! How would they mess up? What do they need help with? How would this aid their abilities? Is it really a good idea to give a superweapon to this reckless jackass? All important questions this trope of character has to ask themselves. With all that in mind though, I'm assuming this Specific character created the weapons for all the others, since they seem very tailor made to them! Details like a spears MADE to conduct electricity, or screw into things, or a knife MADE to cut into bone... sounds like they did in fact MAKE them!

overall i can totally imagine all sorts of different ways these characters and their powers would interact with each other and i think theyre all really cool!!! of course a lot of my guesses might be way off, and i think thats okay because theres so many other cool directions to take them too. for that is the beauty of ocs, you get to steer the ship! <3

[crazymansoori]

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[shaadidukaanwedding]

Top Wedding Caterers in Nagpur to Elevate Your Big Day

When it comes to weddings in India, food is not just a part of the celebration — it is the heart and soul of every ritual, tradition, and gathering. In Nagpur, a city that gracefully blends cultural heritage with modern vibes, the demand for exquisite wedding catering is growing every year. Whether you're planning a grand celebration or an intimate affair, choosing the Top Wedding Caterers in Nagpur can make all the difference in transforming your big day into an unforgettable experience.

The Role of Catering in a Wedding

Catering is more than just serving delicious food. It sets the tone of the event, reflects the couple’s personality, and creates memories for the guests. From welcome drinks to the final dessert, every bite tells a story. In Nagpur, where weddings are vibrant and festive, the expectations for taste, variety, presentation, and hospitality are incredibly high.

That’s why selecting a top-notch wedding caterer is essential. They don’t just cook; they curate. These professionals are well-versed in creating tailored menus, managing large-scale functions, maintaining hygiene, and handling the intricate details of hospitality with grace and expertise.

Diversity of Menus: A Culinary Journey

The Top Wedding Caterers in Nagpur offer a culinary journey that can please every kind of palate. Whether you're looking for traditional Maharashtrian delights, spicy South Indian fare, rich North Indian dishes, or even international cuisines like Italian, Chinese, or Thai – everything is possible with the right team.

Some caterers also specialise in fusion cuisine, bringing together elements from different cultures to surprise and delight the guests. Customisation is the new trend, where couples get involved in the menu planning to ensure their guests enjoy a unique dining experience.

A few popular inclusions in modern Nagpur weddings include:

Live food counters for chaat, dosa, or pasta

Signature mocktail and cocktail bars

Multi-course plated dinners

Organic and Jain-friendly menus

Desserts from traditional sweets to live ice cream counters

Professionalism That Matters

One key reason why the best wedding caterers stand out is their sheer professionalism. From conducting detailed food tastings and managing last-minute changes to ensuring seamless service on the wedding day, these caterers excel at handling high-pressure situations without compromising on quality.

They work closely with wedding planners, venue managers, and decorators to ensure food arrangements are in sync with the event theme. Their staff is trained not just in service but also in guest etiquette, hygiene practices, and timely delivery. With their meticulous approach, the couple and their families are free to enjoy the celebrations without worry.

Importance of Presentation

In a visually-driven world, food presentation has become a defining feature of wedding catering. The Top Wedding Caterers in Nagpur know how to turn food into an art form. Elegant food stations, coordinated crockery, colour-themed buffet counters, and flower-adorned serving tables create a luxurious vibe that matches the overall wedding décor.

Moreover, with the popularity of social media and wedding photography, food has become part of the visual storytelling. That’s why the presentation is not just about aesthetics; it’s a reflection of the host’s attention to detail and hospitality.

Customisation for Modern Couples

Modern couples are far more involved in wedding planning than ever before. They want their story told through every element, including the food. Caterers now offer personalised menus that may include the couple’s favourite childhood dish, cuisine from their honeymoon destination, or even family recipes with a modern twist.

Themed catering is also gaining popularity. For instance, a royal Rajasthani-themed wedding may include traditional thalis served in silverware with folk music playing in the background. A garden wedding might feature light continental brunch with salad bars and tropical drinks. These creative customisations add charm and character to the celebration.

Navigating Budgets Without Compromising Quality

While some may believe that top-tier caterers come with extravagant price tags, the reality is that many caterers offer packages to suit a wide range of budgets. Transparent pricing, per-plate models, and pre-wedding consultations help families plan their expenses better.

The advantage of hiring professional caterers is that they ensure maximum value for every rupee spent. They source fresh ingredients, manage resources efficiently, and often include extras like staff, serving equipment, and transport within the package.

Local Touch with Global Flair

What makes wedding catering in Nagpur especially interesting is the perfect mix of local flavour and global flair. Caterers in the city often source ingredients from local farmers, use regional recipes passed down for generations, and blend it with contemporary culinary techniques. This balance ensures that while guests experience global quality, they also feel a strong cultural connection.

Some of the most loved local dishes in Nagpur weddings include Saoji curries, Tarri Poha breakfast counters, Kanda Bhajiya stalls, and Puran Poli as a sweet dish. When served alongside gourmet options like sushi rolls or mini sliders, it creates a rich, diverse culinary experience.

Conclusion: A Celebration of Taste and Tradition

Weddings are once-in-a-lifetime events, and every detail deserves attention – especially the food. Hiring the Top Wedding Caterers in Nagpur means trusting professionals who understand the cultural significance of the occasion, the importance of hospitality, and the need for creative presentation.

As food becomes an expression of the wedding story, choosing the right caterer is not a task, it’s an investment. Whether you're aiming for a royal banquet, a rustic feast, or a chic modern spread, Nagpur’s finest caterers bring the flavour, finesse, and festive spirit that every wedding deserves.

Let your guests leave with more than just memories — let them leave with a taste they’ll never forget.

[amitvij211]

Why Linen Tops Are the Must-Have Wardrobe Essential for Women in India

When it comes to curating a stylish and comfortable wardrobe that suits India’s diverse climate, linen clothes for women in India are gaining remarkable popularity — and for all the right reasons. Among these, linen tops are emerging as the go-to choice for women who value breathable fabrics, effortless elegance, and sustainable fashion. At VIVIR by Maninder Kaur, we craft high-quality linen tops that bring together luxury, tradition, and minimalism, tailored for today’s modern Indian woman.

Why Linen Tops Are Perfect for Indian Weather

India’s climate ranges from hot and humid summers to mild winters in many regions. Linen, derived from the flax plant, is a natural fabric known for its lightness, moisture-wicking abilities, and airy texture — making it the ideal material for Indian wearers. Unlike synthetic fabrics that cling or trap heat, linen allows the skin to breathe, keeping you cool and comfortable all day long.

Whether you’re walking through a bustling city or relaxing on a sun-drenched afternoon, a linen top ensures you stay stylish without compromising on comfort.

A Style for Every Woman

At VIVIR, our linen tops for women are more than just clothing — they are a form of expression. From soft pastel tunics to structured co-ord sets, our tops are designed for versatility. Whether you’re heading to work, attending a casual gathering, or planning a weekend getaway, there’s a linen piece for every occasion.

Here’s what makes VIVIR’s collection of linen tops truly special:

Minimalist Designs: Clean cuts and simple silhouettes that reflect quiet luxury.

Comfortable Fit: Relaxed shapes that allow for freedom of movement.

Earthy and Elegant Shades: Inspired by nature, our color palette suits every skin tone.

Handcrafted Quality: Each top is made with attention to detail, prioritizing slow fashion and ethical practices.

Linen Tops and the Rise of Sustainable Fashion in India

More women in India are becoming conscious consumers — seeking outfits that are not only stylish but also kind to the environment. Linen is biodegradable, requires less water than cotton, and is among the most sustainable textiles available today.

By choosing linen clothes for women in India, you’re not just investing in fashion; you’re making a commitment to eco-conscious living. At VIVIR, sustainability is stitched into every garment. We use ethically sourced materials and promote mindful production over mass manufacturing.

How to Style Your Linen Tops

One of the many joys of owning a linen top is its styling flexibility. Here are a few simple ideas:

Workwear Ready: Pair a neutral-toned linen top with cigarette pants and classic loafers.

Weekend Vibes: Team it with high-waisted shorts or palazzos and a jute bag.

Festive Minimalism: Add chunky silver jewelry and a handwoven scarf for an ethnic-meets-modern look.

No matter your style, a linen top from VIVIR can elevate it with ease.

Why Choose VIVIR by Maninder Kaur?

When you shop at VIVIR, you’re supporting a brand built on authenticity, craftsmanship, and care. Here’s why our customers love us:

Exclusive Linen Focus: Our entire brand is dedicated to linen clothing.

Women-Centered Designs: We understand the Indian woman’s body, lifestyle, and preferences.

Artisanal Touch: Each piece is crafted in small batches to maintain quality and uniqueness.

Customer Support: We’re here to help you make informed fashion choices that last.

FAQs: Linen Clothes for Women in India

Q1. Are linen tops suitable for all seasons in India? Yes. Linen is breathable in summer and insulating in mild winters. You can layer your linen top with jackets or shawls during colder months for a stylish, all-season look.

Q2. Do linen clothes wrinkle easily? Linen naturally creases, which is part of its charm and relaxed aesthetic. However, high-quality linen like ours softens and becomes more supple with each wear and wash.

Q3. How do I care for my linen tops? We recommend gentle machine washing with mild detergent, avoiding bleach. Air-dry for best results. Iron while damp to reduce wrinkles.

Q4. Are VIVIR linen tops available in plus sizes? Yes. We believe in size-inclusive fashion. Please check our size guide or contact our support team for custom sizing options.

Q5. Is linen eco-friendly compared to cotton or synthetic fabrics? Absolutely. Linen is biodegradable, requires fewer pesticides and water, and lasts longer with proper care, making it one of the most sustainable choices in fashion.

Final Thoughts

Linen tops are not just a trend — they’re a timeless staple that brings comfort, elegance, and sustainability together. With India’s climate and growing awareness around ethical fashion, now is the perfect time to embrace linen clothes for women in India.

Explore our collection of beautifully handcrafted linen tops at VIVIR by Maninder Kaur and experience the charm of slow fashion, the softness of natural fabric, and the empowerment of mindful style.

[richordjhon]

Zafraani Hyderabadi Mutton Biryani | Zafraan

Alright, let’s get one thing straight. Biryani isn’t just food. It’s an emotion. A layered, saffron-scented, slow-cooked love story that spills out of the pot and into your senses. And when we’re talking about Zafraani Hyderabadi Dum Biryani with tender goat mutton? Well, now we’re in royal territory.

This isn’t your run-of-the-mill Friday lunch box filler. This is what your soul craves after long hours of back-to-back Zoom meetings and chasing client deadlines. And if you happen to be in or around Dubai, the good news is you don’t have to imagine it – Zafraan is already serving it.

Why Zafraani? Why Now?

Let’s be honest: a lot of biryanis claim the crown, but very few actually earn it. Zafraan’s Zafraani Hyderabadi Biryani doesn’t try to impress with gimmicks. It’s confident in the way only a dish with real heritage and craftsmanship can be. The goat mutton? Sourced carefully. The saffron? Genuine, not just yellow food coloring dressed up for Instagram. The rice? Long-grain basmati, cooked to that perfect fluffy-but-not-soggy texture that only true pros get right.

It’s not just food, it’s a timeline of flavors—spices unfolding one after another, slow like a good story.

More Than Just a Meal – It’s a Team Player

Here’s the fun part. Zafraan’s biryani isn’t just for the lunch crowd or weekend family feasts. It’s showing up in boardrooms and startup brainstorming sessions. And why not? The fragrance alone can shift the energy in a room. No awkward icebreakers needed when you’ve got plates of steaming biryani on the table.

Small businesses are ordering it to celebrate client wins.

Marketing teams are using it to bribe their developers (and it works).

Freelancers? Well, it’s their version of self-care.

Bottom line: this biryani works overtime—just like you do.

Traditional, But Not Stuck in the Past

Now, let’s address the elephant in the room: tradition can sometimes feel heavy. But Zafraan has managed to keep things rooted and relevant. The technique stays true to Hyderabadi dum style—sealed pot, slow-cooked, no shortcuts. But the presentation, the packaging, even the portioning? It’s tuned for today’s fast-moving, aesthetics-loving crowd.

It’s biryani that respects its elders but still knows how to trend on Reels.

Can Biryani Build Culture?

Okay, maybe that sounds dramatic. But think about it. Food creates moments. Shared biryani creates stories. You remember the day the team pulled a late-nighter and someone suggested Zafraan. You remember that onboarding lunch where your new hire finally smiled over a spoonful of mutton.

In a region like the UAE—a cultural mosaic where every bite carries meaning—something like this doesn’t just feed hunger. It builds community. And Zafraan gets that.

And the Goat Mutton? Oh, Don’t Even Get Us Started

If you’ve ever had tough, chewy, joyless goat meat in biryani, you know how easily it can ruin the whole vibe. Zafraan doesn’t let that happen. Their goat mutton is fall-apart tender, and not just by accident. It’s marinated for hours in a secret spice mix and cooked low and slow until it practically melts into the rice.

Every forkful is proof that someone in the kitchen really, truly cares.

For the Numbers People

Let’s not forget our startup folks, tech founders, and operations heads who think in metrics. Here’s something to chew on:

Delivery in under 45 mins in most parts of Dubai

Sustainable packaging for those who care about the planet

Customizable orders for team lunches or events

Consistently 4.8+ star ratings across delivery platforms

Zafraan isn’t just another food option; it’s a high-return investment in taste.

So, What’s the Takeaway? (Pun Intended)

If you’re tired of bland bites and forgettable meals, let Zafraan’s Zafraani Hyderabadi Dum Biryani remind you what food should feel like. Whether you're running a business, juggling freelance clients, or just trying to make it through Monday—this is the kind of flavor that lifts the moment.

So yeah, go ahead. Treat yourself. You’ve earned it.

Visit [Zafraan's official site or ordering platform] and get a taste of tradition that knows how to hustle.

Zafraan – Where Legacy Meets Your Lunch Break.