#these ideas hit me like a truck

[roguecanoe]

Clothes (I think) Nolan would wear.

[paintedcrows]

Assorted Gravity Falls doodles!

[loop-lover-central]

Imagine you died but instead of heaven or hell or nothing you're just stuck with all the other dead versions of you and you have to watch the next iteration of you make the same mistake AGAIN like a fucked up twitch chat because you ARE unfortunately the universe's favorite OC and instead of letting you truly die they just keep copying you in slightly different iterations over and over again.

First you find out that all the others were watching you fuck up before. And now you have to watch the next one fuck up even though YOU GOT YOUR HAPPY ENDING.

And none of them have the beam into your head tutorial power but Loop so the only way to communicate with them is through Loop. So Loop has to do this AGAIN. All while they have three other idiots breathing down their neck and arguing about the best way to get through this. And technically there are even more of you running around but they're so old or fragmented they're more like ghosts than anything???

How long has this been going on?

Nobody is sure. Even the oldest one there has seen the ghosts running around.

Anyways welcome to the nightmare blunt rotation.

[ilium-ilia]

john price and kate laswell both have the same exact taste in women, i'm sorry i don't make the rules. i just know when they go to the pub together they are both jonesing for the same girl and they will fight with teeth for her.

[just-a-hooman64]

Okay so Stone's main colour going from purple to a dark blue because he lost the red in his life (Robotnik).

thoughts feelings what do we think

[cable-salamdr]

Youngest of FF Kai Kai bonding with Bonzle blah blah what I wanna see is Jordie’s soul (/body) ALSO being stuck in Superhell with one of the Forbidden Five having taken over her normal body at the end of s2p1, and her now having to chose between either these ancient evils or two peeps who keep forgetting her name

She’s grumpy not just because of her predicament of having to accept help but also because one of the first things that happened is that she fell down a set of stairs and at the very least sprained her arm.

[freakartack]

you better watch out

[meii-jasmine]

Richter, Firion, and Shadow talk about the Maria in their lives!

They are a family now.

[xxgoldie]

smut / comedy idea w harumasa where he's fingering you while you're cuddled up in bed in the evening and he falls asleep before you cum, fingers still inside you. I regret to inform this scenario was pulled directly from my own life.

[pockettgcf]

SLAMS THE DESK

REVERSE ROLES AU WITH CALMITY XIE LIAN RULING OVER GHOST CITY AS TAIZI DIANXIA AND HE IS EXTREMELY PROTECTIVE OVER HIS CITIZENS BECAUSE HE ISN'T GOING TO LET THEM GET HURT LIKE THE PEOPLE OF XIANLE

[numberonetribble]

. @macking-cheese floated the idea, "What if Bee didn't survive giving birth to Piston, how would Breakdown cope?" and I don't think he would! :) (How to Train Your Dragon 1 moment)

Bonus angst: All the silver bits on Piston are from Breakdown so replacing them with Bee's parts is it's own kind of morbid. Piston already resembles Breakdown more so it's like he's trying to make them look more like Bee.

[fleetn-crab85]

The Monkees would absolutely kill it in Yellow Submarine but the Beatles could never do Head (1968)

[efverse]

a friend of life and death

[arseniy-arsenicum33]

DocM77 with a new Hermit!

Docm77 wouldn't just spread lies on the internet... They are gonna be best buds!

[lorelune]

aventurine with a reader who is his handler. your primary job? risk analysis. you were an intelligentsia guild member-- once, before your talent for mental statistical computations were fully discovered. being quietly brilliant was much easier than being loudly so. where you could once toil away on private research on the ipc's dime, you now trail behind aventurine, attempting to mitigate all the damage that ripples around him.

(this is particularly difficult as aventurine is a man cursed with luck so good that it's a statistical anomaly. prediction is useless. calculations must be made on the fly and you must pray you are accurate, lest the strategic investment department end up in some amount of personal of fiscal debt themselves.)

aventurine had assured you initially that you didn't need to keep such a close eye on him. and at first, you'd believed him. he is one of the ten stonehearts, and well-regarded despite the rumors and brand on his neck. it's-- it's not your business anyway. to pry. you trust him.

and truthfully, he does keep a good handle on himself. he gets out of all of his gambles in one-- piece. sort of. he either skirts disaster with no room to spare or he takes on the disaster with his own two hands and grit and fucking wins.

and truthfully, if that was the only thing you had to analyze about aventurine, your job would be quite easy. he's lucky. he wins.

however-- there's just so much more to it than that. factors and variables that aren't affected by aventurine's uniquely good fortune. there always is. but what is and what isn't is hard to suss out. it-- it all constantly changes and hence you have to be in aventurine's shadow and hope that your mind is fast enough to deduce and calculate at the speed that aventurine cuts typical odds down to aventurine odds.

which is to say, that exhaustion follows in your shadow.

aventurine isn't a horrible boss. as much as you're his handler, he's yours. there's a semi-silent, mutual duty you both carry. aventurine makes sure you stay in his shadow, just out of sight and out of danger (so, he can position himself in front of any bullets, stray or otherwise. because they will never hit him.) and you make sure that he does not inadvertently cause a firestorm half a galaxy away.

it works. it's tenuous, most of the time. because aventurine thinks getting close to you is his greatest gamble (one cannot use luck to mend a broken heart). and because you recognize that, for all of your risk analysis and statistical understanding of the universe at large, at some point, you will be in aventurine's wake at the wrong time. and your luck, in conjunction to his endless luck, will run out.

it's a statistical inevitability.

[majimasleftasscheek]

a different kind of trauma