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putting-wheatley-in-places · 1 month

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Sitting with Felix. Bonding over guilt - The Walten Files (Cyberfun Tech)

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lotus-pear · 9 months

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bsd rewatch w my friend means obligatory art of my fav found family ever

#WAAAAAAAAAUUUUGHHHHHHHH I MISS THEM SO FUCKING MUCH YOU GUYS GENUINELY DON'T UNDERSTAND..............................................#LIKE. NOT A DAY GOES BY WHERE I DONT THINK ABT THEM UEUUEUEUEUEUEUUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUUEUEUEUEUEUE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#bro i didn't mean to make atsushi that short LMFAO it's ok tho bc he's their little boy. their son #literally was in the trenches drawing kunikida bc i've been drawing twinks for so long i forgot how to draw actual MEN😭😭#when will my family return from the war.....................................................................#rewatching bsd made me realize its just a rly shitty slice of life romcom featuring ml dazai and his tired work partner/husband #and the story of how they got their first kid. sopping wet pathetic kitten of a boy they picked up off the riverbank #anyway theyre all so dear to me you don't understandddddd i love these dumbass partners and their little tiger boy :((((((((((((((#bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #atsushi nakajima #nakajima atsushi #doppo kunikida #kunikida doppo #osamu dazai #dazai osamu #kunikidazai #knkdz #lotus draws

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dhmis-autism · 25 days

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been thinking about them lately ok

#lots of doodles ok these arent even close to finished and never will be #dhmis humanizations #dhmis duck #dhmis yellow guy #dhmis red guy #dhmis #anyways. i think rgs crush on duck is insaene in general i think its WORSE WHEN THEYRE HUMAN #i also think its really fucking funny #obsessed with this tiny balding little man who is Mean To Me #hes like a kid who would get bullied in high school to me #like idk. theyre da same to me in human au. which i suppose this is an au even tho im just trying to translate them as closely as i can #in my heart theyre still in the pink house #this is not like the apartments au to me at all. so to me the dynamic is still the same #and for those of u who dont remember that dynamic is RG being down bad for duck bc he WEIRDLY is godbless. but also insanely evasive and sh #and duck does not act like anything is happening between them but also in his head theyve been married for 30 years. but its obvious to him #so he doesnt feel the need to say anything duh.#and if he ever brought it up it would be a best friend debate again #'you think IM your husband?!?!' of course you are !! :] 'IM NOT. YOUR HUSBAND !! YOU DONT HAVE A HUSBAND!!'

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non-un-topo · 1 year

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hot guard summer

#tog #the old guard #andromache of scythia #nile freeman #nicolo di genova #yusuf al kaysani #kaysanova #that's right!!! i might have kicked my art block!! hopefully!! let's not jinx it!!#siggy draws #alternatively titled: WHERE IS THE TRAILER #happy almost-summer!#director's commentary as always:#it's probably too small to see but the vespa has a little engraved name 'Destino' on it #not sure how i feel about joe's look but the poor guy is so hidden behind his husband's shoulders anyway #joe does have a poofy ponytail but it's hard to see #they're probably all chilling in italy between missions and that weird safehouse we have yet to see #nile is absolutely reaching for a gun tucked into the back of her shorts btw. not sure what the girls are looking at #andy is wearing nile's pants and nile is wearing nicky's 90s jacket (which is totally not my actual real life jacket)#you know that man would wear it ok #if the lighting seems a little loud or sloppy it's because i am inexperienced dsfgfds. also my first time attempting bi lighting sort of #i am sad that the lighting erased nicky's sunburned nose dfgfds. just know that it was very pink before #shoutout to my lovely friends who helped me figure out lighting/shadow stuff -- apple and wingodex and captainshakespeare #*damn it accidentally added an e on the end there #thank you for helping me navigate the digital art world beloveds <3 #this took my entire day and all of ABBA Gold at least 10 times

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moeblob · 4 months

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So I was telling someone about new OCs I'm making and mentioned "you know how I love Wife Guy Sylvain who will show off his cute wife at all times" and ... it made me wanna draw Sylvain and Bernadetta again.

#fe three houses #sylvain jose gautier #bernadetta von varley #i will probably just post my new ocs to my side blog later but its pretty funny to me that they were created out of spite #bc i saw a meme about a wife keeping receipts against the husband like shes the bad guy #and im like actually what if i made that meme into a loving married couple #and if people remember my sylbadettavain stuff its usually sylvain just loving his wife #i think the wife hype is adorable ok and i love being able to multiship so i can actually #have multiple people supporting bernadetta whether its the hype like sylvain #or simply a loving husband listening to her talk about plants #anywayyyyyy time to go doodle my ocs more

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fearandhatred · 2 months

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to rome: a play by fearandhatred

(5k words, 1/1 chapters)

While trying to tempt Caligula, Crowley makes a discovery that renders all his efforts for naught. But then it turns out that Aziraphale is here too, so maybe his trip to Rome isn't wasted after all.

***highly recommended to read on a phone because of the Multiplicity Of Line Breaks that just look very weird on a laptop unless your font size is huge

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i've always loved the idea of crowley falling in love with aziraphale in rome. in some ways it really is my roman empire so i figured i might as well make it happen! featuring many shenanigans and an annoying emperor :)

any and all support is greatly appreciated <3

anyway it all started with a dream:

so this is for @eybefioro @captainblou @crowleys-bentley-and-plants who challenged me to write a fic with no angst and also, coincidentally, for that one commenter who asked me on the same day if i would consider writing something happy for once. against all odds and with much difficulty, i have done it. love u guys sm <333

#fearandhatred #fearandfics #fearandart #i need to stop making that roman empire joke.#thank you to my muse george bernard shaw. i consulted many playbills and plays i owned for this fic but saint joan was the main one #if you guys see any mistakes in the fic. even a Space (especially a space) literally just tell me bc this is unbetaed #also i wish i could have done more monologues like older plays usually have but due to the Nature and Tone of this fic i couldn't #maybe another time i'll do another play but a more serious one because i really wanna try that. but also formatting was hell so maybe not #anyway. begging you to not see this as a measure of my writing skills because i have never done anything like this before #both in concept and in trope (happy)#ok the longer i let this sit the more i started to doubt it was any good so i am going to sleep now lmfaooo goodnight #i literally almost chickened out of posting this helppp it is not that serious #good omens #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #crowley #aziraphale #good omens fanart #good omens fanfic #good omens fic #good omens fic rec

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writterings · 3 months

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the thing they don't tell you about most mlm romance books is that they fucking suck ass

#thinking about like. rw&rb. anything by that author that wrote boyfriend material. most anything on kdp. only one i fw was ari and dante but #even then the random transphobia at the end gave a real bad taste in my mouth #im just in a hater mood rn ignore this unless youre also a hater #but anyways that boyfriend material and the sequel husband material books fucking suck so bad #couldnt even finish the second one #felt like it was trying to make a comment on the queer community but in the most lame and het conformist way possible #literally having a boring lawyer character being like ' i dont feel represented by this #when hes talking about a rainbow decorated gay bar #like ok whatever man but why do we care? why is the author trying to moralize this? why does teh prose suck and why is so much casual #bigotry against welsh people in these books #like fr they call out british bigotry against the irish and then turn around #and every welsh character is bumbling idiot with no personality besides being an idiot and talking about being welsh #like. hello???#also i keep adding to these tags but anyways the author also tried to like #make the main character out to be the bad guy?? when his ex boyfriend exposed all his secrets to the press??#and the author like. portrayed the mc as the bad guy for being upset?? like that is what the second book is about???#its so stupid and victim blamely and utterly lame like these books are so uninspired and feel like the author was just. idk???#also dont get me started on how much i hated rw&rb and finished it #i think i have a post somwhere on this blog abtout it

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angelxd-3303 · 1 year

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Teen Mario : Show me, what you have there

Little Luigi : A knife!

Teen Mario : NO!

#traditional art #luigi #mario #bowser #my au #bowser loves this little guy #Bowser: ok so my husband's always been like this #rip Mario's sanity #time travel

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oniomn · 9 months

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hiii honey please draw a charlotte for me please 🥺

sorry guys my gf’s request takes highest priority

a Sweetly for the sweetie <3

#MOVE ASIDE SAM SHE DESERVES BETTER #LOOK AT HER #I LOVE HER SO MUCH #SHE HAS TO BE PROTECTED #I CAN FIX HER #I CAN BE HER HUSBAND #SHE NEEDS TO BE HELD #I CAN HOLD HER #ok i’m normal now #starkid #team starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #starkid fanart #charlotte sweetly #did i mention i love my girlfriend

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steakout-05 · 3 months

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being attracted to fictional men who are literally the emotional equivalent of a group of crying seals is so funny. i could hear someone go "oh look, a pathetic disheveled sad little man who's either really going through it or has nothing to look forward to in life!" and i'll excitedly whip around like a disney princess and shout "where!?"

they are the love of my life <3

#not sure what to tag this one with #pathetic men #yeeaahh i love pathetic little guys they're so huggable <3 #i'll just tag a bunch of characters who fit this criteria in one way or another #peppino spaghetti #spamton #jon arbuckle #salesman!barry steakfries #is there a tag for falling in love with fictional characters #i love pathetic men #ok that one works #seriously though fictional guys who are sad and desperate are adorable and i want to hug them and tuck them into bed #i will literally look at the saddest little guy in the world and go ''you. you're mine now.''#me at barclay from star trek honestly #i forgot to tag him oops #barclay's so me i love him <3 #barclay star trek #xavier from xra is pretty pathetic #he likes to think he's this intelligent wanderer of infinite wisdom but he's literally just some dumbass with mommy issues #the majority of tumblr seems to really like fictional men as much as i do #we all just collectively look at them and go ''aww the skrunkly!!'' and call them our babygirl wifey husband boyfriend #it's this infatuation with fictional men who are objectively pathetic that i love so much about tumblr #pathetic fictional men my beloveds <3

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lynnbutlertron · 6 months

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^^ might be getting a job at a cute little ice cream shop on the beach in my town GRAGGHHH. i have a trial shift tomorrow i hope i dont cock it up

#ok i just need to rant in tags for a second.#i HATE HATE HATE applying for jobs at big companies #fucking no one wants to hire me cuz i don’t have experience cuz i wanted to focus on my schoolwork #but how do i get the experience huh. how am i supposed to. get a job.#if i need experience. but i need a job to get the experience #so i came to this shop and its like a family run thing #which in some ways is better it’s a lot more personal and im not #on the mcdonald’s front lines or something #but the husband of the guy who runs this place #started going on about the “woke generation #IN MY JOB INTERVIEW.#something about how the woke generation won’t do things if it’s not in their job title #????????????????and i looked at his twitter and he’s anti-immigrant as fuck #so now im just stuck between big bad corporation and racist andy #FUUUUCKS SAKE #anyway idgaf about him that much cuz his wife is nice #let’s hope i do well tomorrow #rambles #doodles #delete later

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moeblob · 7 months

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So it occurs to me that I posted most of their lore on my OC blog (though a few posts on here have the story info) and honestly I think it's very important to note that the entire reason a guy from Florida is recruited to help defeat the demon lord isn't him as the hero. His younger brother (by about ten years younger) is the Chosen Hero and... not very good at it. So the goddess (Solei) who had selected the hero has to begrudgingly go back to earth and convince his older brother to help save her world.

(Also Reynold admits to Solei that "Sascha could never be a bad influence. He's the best impulse control I've ever had" and she really doesn't like to hear it. That's terrifying.)

#my characters #sascha is The demon lord and there is truly only one at a time #solei however is simply a goddess - not the only one of divinity #i dont actually know if thats been mentioned on either art blog lmao #also its not pictured here but reynold is recruited and only asks for one favor when in the other world (from solei)#he wants to be a woman while he helps his brother #she thinks its a weird flex but ok whatever buddy you can be a woman #and the logic is not him actually wanting to be one its just you see his younger brother finds it weird #to have a guy cling to him and dote on him like reynold does and said One Time WHY COULDNT YOU BE A SISTER THIS IS WEIRD #and so reynold is briefly rey for about a month before being held hostage by sascha and hes like... super polite #and asks her if she was cursed and so shes like uhhh what and he mentions looking at her gives him a headache #because the core and the outer appearance arent the same and he can revert her back to her original form if she wants #and she does so rey goes back to reynold which is very nice and reynold appreciates it #because honestly looking at rey in a mirror gives HIM a headache cause solei designed his appearance #and it was so bright thank you demon lord for giving the florida man his natural boring look back #also reynold will always carry sunglasses because solei can just appear and she is way too bright to deal with without eye protection #solei is not amused and thinks its basically slander against her godly appearance and reynold just smiles at her and tells her tough luck #he wants his vision for his new hot husband she can deal with a little insubordination #florida man begs for torture bc he can handle that and he knows it #is instead handed courtesy and manners and doesnt know what to do with it - quickly developing what he claims is NOT stockholm syndrome #solei and sascha quietly muttering about what that could possibly mean cause they dont know what this guy is talking about

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onebizarrekai · 6 months

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there's an entire temple dedicated to the maintenance of the seasons in holodrum and protecting the rod of seasons and its four spirits. meanwhile nayru is just keeping the harp of ages in her basement

#legend of zelda #random stuff #oracle of seasons #oracle of ages #I'm replaying the oracle games right now #humans could make a temple dedicated to the easily understood cycle of seasons (which are kind of supernatural in this game)#time is only understood by the hippie singer who lives in the woods and is important enough to have a triforce barrier protecting her home #dude. oracle of ages is so much more grim than seasons #people in ages are like 'my husband left to go work on the evil tower. I'm never going to see him again'#a city got destroyed by an eruption in ages and you need to go back in time to save it #some kid got turned to stone and his grandma won't leave his side #meanwhile in seasons sure a city got flooded because of icecaps melting but everyone is ok. nobody needed to evacuate #there is silly music playing in the bg. and a legendary diver guy who lives there #despite the little girl with no parents to speak of stranded at the entrance eternally blowing bubbles because she can't swim #and the fact that there's a monster fortress right outside town preventing anyone from evacuating #I mean. despite the flooding the game makes it seem like the city was always 90% water

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fishshit · 1 year

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summer is over

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jrueships · 3 months

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Paul George on Stephen A. Smith’s Kawhi Leonard jab: “I didn’t like that moment… Kawhi wants to play… We exhausted a lot out of Kawhi this season. So at some point your body breaks you down… I didn’t appreciate that moment. I know I laughed because the situation was lighthearted, but deep down it was like you gotta let that go, Stephen A.”

Paul George, knight in shining armor

#HE DOES . u know. defend his girlbosses #as a good malewife husband soes #but like... he'll defend them.. five days after the fact #like hes just zoned out during the actual time of necessary defense #thinking about what new gaming chair to buy for himself whilst squinting harshly #i think tauruses and caps get shoehorned into being hashtag Daddies hashtag when it comes to personalities #like yes theyre grounded but that also means they like to duck into their little safety hovels sometimes #if a taurus is in an uncomfortable place/position.. they will often just smile& think abt how much they miss their regular place of comfort #until the moment passes #'oh but theyre so stubborn and loyal! theyll stand up for anyone! all the time!' stubbornness can ironically flucuate #theyre still showing stubbornness! just to the fact that they wanna go home. and they need this moment to pass #and if they bring something up rn.. it will not pass rn #this kind of thinking does not always bode well with fire signs #as much as i love to bully paul .. seeing others do it just isnt the same.. it does not come from a place of love in the end !!#'hes always been a coward-- too afraid to step up and be the bad guy. do the dirty work' no girl hes just a bit stupid #hes literally excitedly told reporters that hes soooo hyped up to try and be the rebound passer guy today #and then one game later hes like 'yea i kinda did too much.. that was.. not good 😔'#like he is doing the best in his mind! his doing bad is not out of bad intent! it's good intent and he is just failing miserably at it #LEAVE MY CRINGEFAIL MALEWIFE ALONE ‼️‼️‼️#MY CANCELLED GIRLFAILURE !!#he just wants to be a trophy husband to a terrifying strange and unusual mystery of a man like isnt that why we wrote dracula #is this not why creepypasta self insert y/n imagines exist on wattpad ?#paul george is just a y/n living in a spiteful world #LMFAOOO #hes so stupid i want to kill him but no one else can kill him but me ok #pg13 years old

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nerves-nebula · 1 year

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what i love about betty tho is that she goes all in and that's like, one of her main character things, right??? ANNNNDD ok so like. the show doesn't really BLAME simon for not noticing that too- which i appreciate cuz like how are you supposed to just Be Aware when someone is totally obsessed with you like. It can be pretty easy to miss especially if you're in a loving relationship with them- their devotion might just seem like how they show their love, right??

SO IT'S LIKE. IT'S partially on betty for just being that way and partially on simon for not noticing and not really either of their faults cause HOW COULD THEY HAVE KNOWN and they dont regret it BUT IT COULD'VE BEEN BETTER ANDDDDD. GOD I LOVE FICTION. aaaaahhhhhhGGGHHH.

#nnstuff #rambling #i better not see anyone taking bettys agency away from her she is. my girl. she CHOSE to do this WHOLE THING #shes insane. she loves her fail husband. in tears over this you have no idea.#ok back to homework #fionna and cake #adventure time #betty grof #using fake tragedy to distract me from my real world pain rn you guys have no idea

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