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Sitting with Felix. Bonding over guilt - The Walten Files (Cyberfun Tech)

#ALSO!! I do not tolerate any Felix hate in the notes unless it’s like silly stuff#these guys are my husbands ok?#portal#portal 2#wheatley#wheatley portal 2#wheatley portal#place#Wheatlix#<— kinda#they mean so much to me…#the walten files#twf#twf felix#felix kranken#felix twf#Just realized how big Rocket is wth#why didn’t you guys tell me I misplaced bonding wtf#WHY DOES FELIX SIT LIKE THAT DOESNT THAT HURT MAN#sorry sorry I’m talking to much
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bsd rewatch w my friend means obligatory art of my fav found family ever
#WAAAAAAAAAUUUUGHHHHHHHH I MISS THEM SO FUCKING MUCH YOU GUYS GENUINELY DON'T UNDERSTAND..............................................#LIKE. NOT A DAY GOES BY WHERE I DONT THINK ABT THEM UEUUEUEUEUEUEUUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUUEUEUEUEUEUE���😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#bro i didn't mean to make atsushi that short LMFAO it's ok tho bc he's their little boy. their son#literally was in the trenches drawing kunikida bc i've been drawing twinks for so long i forgot how to draw actual MEN😭😭#when will my family return from the war.....................................................................#rewatching bsd made me realize its just a rly shitty slice of life romcom featuring ml dazai and his tired work partner/husband#and the story of how they got their first kid. sopping wet pathetic kitten of a boy they picked up off the riverbank#anyway theyre all so dear to me you don't understandddddd i love these dumbass partners and their little tiger boy :((((((((((((((#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd#atsushi nakajima#nakajima atsushi#doppo kunikida#kunikida doppo#osamu dazai#dazai osamu#kunikidazai#knkdz#lotus draws
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Hey guys did you know agent 1 is in the new helluva boss short hey guys did you know agent 1 is in the new helluva boss short hey guys did yo
#guys i woke up at 9:30 then showered and looked at my phone at 10:06 and i have DOZENS of dms being like “MAL 1 IS IN THE SHORT#the biggest surprise of my entire life#thats my darling husband#i fell for the fucking fbi agent#i am literally inconsolable#ive been crying all day#i serious could not handle it#i am not ok HAHAHHAHA#agent 1 helluva boss#hes my baby#helluva boss#helluva boss fanart#agent 1#agent one#agent 2#agent two#agent 2 helluva boss#my art
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been thinking about them lately ok
#lots of doodles ok these arent even close to finished and never will be#dhmis humanizations#dhmis duck#dhmis yellow guy#dhmis red guy#dhmis#anyways. i think rgs crush on duck is insaene in general i think its WORSE WHEN THEYRE HUMAN#i also think its really fucking funny#obsessed with this tiny balding little man who is Mean To Me#hes like a kid who would get bullied in high school to me#like idk. theyre da same to me in human au. which i suppose this is an au even tho im just trying to translate them as closely as i can#in my heart theyre still in the pink house#this is not like the apartments au to me at all. so to me the dynamic is still the same#and for those of u who dont remember that dynamic is RG being down bad for duck bc he WEIRDLY is godbless. but also insanely evasive and sh#and duck does not act like anything is happening between them but also in his head theyve been married for 30 years. but its obvious to him#so he doesnt feel the need to say anything duh.#and if he ever brought it up it would be a best friend debate again#'you think IM your husband?!?!' of course you are !! :] 'IM NOT. YOUR HUSBAND !! YOU DONT HAVE A HUSBAND!!'
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hot guard summer
#tog#the old guard#andromache of scythia#nile freeman#nicolo di genova#yusuf al kaysani#kaysanova#that's right!!! i might have kicked my art block!! hopefully!! let's not jinx it!!#siggy draws#alternatively titled: WHERE IS THE TRAILER#happy almost-summer!#director's commentary as always:#it's probably too small to see but the vespa has a little engraved name 'Destino' on it#not sure how i feel about joe's look but the poor guy is so hidden behind his husband's shoulders anyway#joe does have a poofy ponytail but it's hard to see#they're probably all chilling in italy between missions and that weird safehouse we have yet to see#nile is absolutely reaching for a gun tucked into the back of her shorts btw. not sure what the girls are looking at#andy is wearing nile's pants and nile is wearing nicky's 90s jacket (which is totally not my actual real life jacket)#you know that man would wear it ok#if the lighting seems a little loud or sloppy it's because i am inexperienced dsfgfds. also my first time attempting bi lighting sort of#i am sad that the lighting erased nicky's sunburned nose dfgfds. just know that it was very pink before#shoutout to my lovely friends who helped me figure out lighting/shadow stuff -- apple and wingodex and captainshakespeare#*damn it accidentally added an e on the end there#thank you for helping me navigate the digital art world beloveds <3#this took my entire day and all of ABBA Gold at least 10 times
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Baizhu design :V ? For funsies totally not going to draw him or anything
had way too much fun with this one hahah
#listen i know that baizhu's eyes should be red in theory here but like#im too used to my golden eyed princess to change that#plus its funnier what with the whole childe crush list#also im sorry but i can't think how to explain it away rn#baizhu's not even a relevant character so it doesn't even matter but still#we'll just roll w it#anyway#we can name baizhu's snake smth else too#idk what#just in case anyone here doesn't realize gui is herbalist gui#hilariously enough gui also fits like. a good chunk of childe's crush list#like he's only missing the 'being able to beat his ass' and the 'deep voice'#the rest of it checks out iirc#childe; still a bit in shock at the revelation: huh- the husband is literally just some guy#gui; very friendly and polite and sweet invites ajax into the convo and never sidelines him and is always happy to meet new people:#childe; touched and charmed: yeah ok this makes sense actually. i get it#guizhong and ping yan only found out about the short crush like. months after LMAO#changsheng and gui are cannonically gossip buddies so i think the dynamic would be hilarious whenever baizhu goes to the clan#changsheng dumps a bunch of homework/tests on him to run and then goes sit w gui to the side to gossip for the rest of the day#she approved the husband from day1
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So I was telling someone about new OCs I'm making and mentioned "you know how I love Wife Guy Sylvain who will show off his cute wife at all times" and ... it made me wanna draw Sylvain and Bernadetta again.
#fe three houses#sylvain jose gautier#bernadetta von varley#i will probably just post my new ocs to my side blog later but its pretty funny to me that they were created out of spite#bc i saw a meme about a wife keeping receipts against the husband like shes the bad guy#and im like actually what if i made that meme into a loving married couple#and if people remember my sylbadettavain stuff its usually sylvain just loving his wife#i think the wife hype is adorable ok and i love being able to multiship so i can actually#have multiple people supporting bernadetta whether its the hype like sylvain#or simply a loving husband listening to her talk about plants#anywayyyyyy time to go doodle my ocs more
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to rome: a play by fearandhatred
(5k words, 1/1 chapters)
While trying to tempt Caligula, Crowley makes a discovery that renders all his efforts for naught. But then it turns out that Aziraphale is here too, so maybe his trip to Rome isn't wasted after all.
***highly recommended to read on a phone because of the Multiplicity Of Line Breaks that just look very weird on a laptop unless your font size is huge
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i've always loved the idea of crowley falling in love with aziraphale in rome. in some ways it really is my roman empire so i figured i might as well make it happen! featuring many shenanigans and an annoying emperor :)
any and all support is greatly appreciated <3
anyway it all started with a dream:
so this is for @eybefioro @captainblou @crowleys-bentley-and-plants who challenged me to write a fic with no angst and also, coincidentally, for that one commenter who asked me on the same day if i would consider writing something happy for once. against all odds and with much difficulty, i have done it. love u guys sm <333
#fearandhatred#fearandfics#fearandart#i need to stop making that roman empire joke.#thank you to my muse george bernard shaw. i consulted many playbills and plays i owned for this fic but saint joan was the main one#if you guys see any mistakes in the fic. even a Space (especially a space) literally just tell me bc this is unbetaed#also i wish i could have done more monologues like older plays usually have but due to the Nature and Tone of this fic i couldn't#maybe another time i'll do another play but a more serious one because i really wanna try that. but also formatting was hell so maybe not#anyway. begging you to not see this as a measure of my writing skills because i have never done anything like this before#both in concept and in trope (happy)#ok the longer i let this sit the more i started to doubt it was any good so i am going to sleep now lmfaooo goodnight#i literally almost chickened out of posting this helppp it is not that serious#good omens#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#crowley#aziraphale#good omens fanart#good omens fanfic#good omens fic#good omens fic rec
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adult daniel page for the soul
bonus...:
#nothing in aslan's head but 'HUSBAND . HUSBAND HUSBAND HUSBANDHUSSBAND THATS MY HUSBANDHUSHSUSHSHISBSBSDN WE'RE MARRIEDDDD HUSBAAAAAAND HU'#i think that's his husband guys#he was just supposed to bring daniels coffee in but he got pretty distracted i think#thank god he uses magic like they're a second pair of hands bc good lord their poor breakfast otherwise#its ok daniel can have aslan's coffee instead .. the boy had drank his#daniel page#hpma daniel#aslan aureus#hpma oc#hpma mc#goldenpage#hpma#hp magic awakened#magic awakened#am!au#art!#imagine getting to wake up to the most beautiful man ever every morning..... aslan u lucky bitch
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the thing they don't tell you about most mlm romance books is that they fucking suck ass
#thinking about like. rw&rb. anything by that author that wrote boyfriend material. most anything on kdp. only one i fw was ari and dante but#even then the random transphobia at the end gave a real bad taste in my mouth#im just in a hater mood rn ignore this unless youre also a hater#but anyways that boyfriend material and the sequel husband material books fucking suck so bad#couldnt even finish the second one#felt like it was trying to make a comment on the queer community but in the most lame and het conformist way possible#literally having a boring lawyer character being like ' i dont feel represented by this#when hes talking about a rainbow decorated gay bar#like ok whatever man but why do we care? why is the author trying to moralize this? why does teh prose suck and why is so much casual#bigotry against welsh people in these books#like fr they call out british bigotry against the irish and then turn around#and every welsh character is bumbling idiot with no personality besides being an idiot and talking about being welsh#like. hello???#also i keep adding to these tags but anyways the author also tried to like#make the main character out to be the bad guy?? when his ex boyfriend exposed all his secrets to the press??#and the author like. portrayed the mc as the bad guy for being upset?? like that is what the second book is about???#its so stupid and victim blamely and utterly lame like these books are so uninspired and feel like the author was just. idk???#also dont get me started on how much i hated rw&rb and finished it#i think i have a post somwhere on this blog abtout it
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Teen Mario : Show me, what you have there
Little Luigi : A knife!
Teen Mario : NO!
#traditional art#luigi#mario#bowser#my au#bowser loves this little guy#Bowser: ok so my husband's always been like this#rip Mario's sanity#time travel
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Let it burn‼️
#I THINK IT WAS WACKYSACH’S KEYMAN DRAWING SNEAK PEEK THAT#MADE ME DRAW THIS#ok…. it’s keyman again guys…#I used my new design too‼️‼️ yay‼️‼️‼️#enjoy my husband guys#dhmis#dhmis gay key#keyman dhmis#key dhmis#dhmis key man#dhmis key#dhmis key guy#dhmis mean steve#mean steve dont hug me i’m scared#mean steve dhmis#mean steve#🍄🎨🍭🌈#<- yeah that’s my dhmis tag but it makes no sense for this drawing#PLEASE#don’t hug me im scared#don’t hug me i’m scared#dont hug me i'm scared#dont hug me i’m scared fanart#dont hug me im scared#pilot dhmis#dhmis pilot#YAYY#THIS CAME OUT SO GOOD#js realizing how much I LIKE this#I should do goretober ‼️
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i don't wanna complain so much about school but im getting way too uncomfortable abt this dude in my class 💀
#he's been sitting next to me lately n approaching me to talk to him. i mean ok fine u can talk to me ig but its really just mundane#nothin special#but what really makes me uncomfy w this guy is that he keeps taking over my “personal space” by leaning or elbowing on my table#and i can smell his cigarettes breath. i know a smoker personally and i hate the stench of it#i can see hes trying to be my friend but so far im just incredibly uncomfortable and idk what to do...#and yeah he chose to sit near me again. he is there as i type this down 😔😔😔😔#i just wanna sit next to my friend 😭#gouyudfhh the cigar stench makes me so sickkkk#irl banter#and im not interested to talk to anyone atm because i got a bad headache 😔😔😔#thinkin abt. my mans. my husbands n boyfriends. save meee wiwiwiw
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hiii honey please draw a charlotte for me please 🥺
sorry guys my gf’s request takes highest priority
a Sweetly for the sweetie <3
#MOVE ASIDE SAM SHE DESERVES BETTER#LOOK AT HER#I LOVE HER SO MUCH#SHE HAS TO BE PROTECTED#I CAN FIX HER#I CAN BE HER HUSBAND#SHE NEEDS TO BE HELD#I CAN HOLD HER#ok i’m normal now#starkid#team starkid#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#tgwdlm#the guy who didn't like musicals#starkid fanart#charlotte sweetly#did i mention i love my girlfriend
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^^ might be getting a job at a cute little ice cream shop on the beach in my town GRAGGHHH. i have a trial shift tomorrow i hope i dont cock it up
#ok i just need to rant in tags for a second.#i HATE HATE HATE applying for jobs at big companies#fucking no one wants to hire me cuz i don’t have experience cuz i wanted to focus on my schoolwork#but how do i get the experience huh. how am i supposed to. get a job.#if i need experience. but i need a job to get the experience#so i came to this shop and its like a family run thing#which in some ways is better it’s a lot more personal and im not#on the mcdonald’s front lines or something#but the husband of the guy who runs this place#started going on about the “woke generation#IN MY JOB INTERVIEW.#something about how the woke generation won’t do things if it’s not in their job title#????????????????and i looked at his twitter and he’s anti-immigrant as fuck#so now im just stuck between big bad corporation and racist andy#FUUUUCKS SAKE#anyway idgaf about him that much cuz his wife is nice#let’s hope i do well tomorrow#rambles#doodles#delete later
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Rey, who is in my very biased opinion, one of the funniest "girls" I have because she's just a guy, truly. Like Rey is just short for Reynold because he was recruited by a a goddess to help the hero she selected and the hero is conveniently Reynold's younger brother. So he agrees to help under the condition that the goddess gives him a female body for the other world. She's like "really odd flex but whatever" and gives him a female form and he's like "you know. I can't really blame anyone but myself for not specifying 'please don't turn me into a Lisa Frank personification'."
#my characters#ya know since i draw daily idk if ill do any challenges this month#i know theres a LOT of them out there but i might hold off and do huevember as a challenge and let this month just be chill#for what its worth he only asks for a female body because his baby brother (like 10 years younger than him)#commented ONE TIME ugh its so weird to have you dote on me like this#why couldnt you have been an older sister or look less suspicious#so when sent to help his brother hes like RIGHT GOT IT GIRL TIME LIKE THE MOST LOGIC COURSE OF ACTION#then does a really good job at helping the hero and then gets abducted by the demon army and#as rey keeps challenging the demons checking on him in the dungeon (who are all very kind?) to just interrogate him already#and they just ask why would they do that? they just wanted her outta the way for a bit#cause they dont actually want to hurt anyone and then the demon lord keeps personally visiting rey and continues#to point out how she gives him a headache and how the core is different than the shell#and so then he offers to revert rey back to his original form and reynold immediately accepts#and so now hes just a guy again surrounded by v nice demons#and hes like please just be mean ive been trained to handle violence you have to stop being nice#im not used to nice ok you have to be mean or else im going to develop stockholm syndrome#and the demons are just ?? we dont .... dont know.... what that is.......... what.....#then he gets engaged to the demon lord and all is well ! he becomes the trophy husband to the demon lord#and the world is saved (it was never at risk)#i have a lot of love for the idiots in this plot#because reynold and sascha are literal husbands thinking oh no my beloved husband is only married out of convenience to meeee#and solei is the goddess who recruited him and is so mad that reynold is more of a gremlin than sascha#like why is this mere mortal somehow worse than THE DEMON LORD how in the world#and reynold runs around just adopting all of the demon army and is like yeah#ill be the trophy husband with a hundred kids and a hot 7ft tall demon husband who can change into a huge dragon#and hes really content in this role!#but for a while he does appear as rey and hates how much of a highlighter he is
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