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You little bitch. Stfu I saw the posts in which you shared hate about julian. We all know you'd be banned by now if it were another character. BUT NOOOO nobody be protecting julian and so you say all that bs. I hope you have a great time in hell. Actually, on a second thought, I hope you suffer for enternity. Even that is not enough for y'all filth bags. This is for every julian hater in existence not just you. Sending pain ❤️
✨Fuck Julian Atticus Blackthorn✨
Oh and it's E T E R N I T Y I see you can't spell
#this may be my very first serious anon hate thanks anonymous pain in the ass#come off anon let's have a fight where i tie u up and tell u why i hate julian in painful detail and u have to listen. verbally#oh and don't forget to take ur daily fuck julian pill#fuck Julian Atticus Blackthorn for using Magnus only when he needs and not caring about anything else#fuck Julian Atticus Blackthorn for not caring period#anti julian blackthorn#bro doesn't even care about his own family damn#ill never pass up an opportunity to diss that little shit#also theres this thing called a tagging system on tumblr where you block the tags you dont wanna see posts about#all my anti julian posts are tagged so have fun navigating that im sure youll get there. someday#love from an avid Julian Hater#my heart is filled with hate and your cute little curses aint gonna change that babes change your approach#sorry im late i rarely check my inbox xoxo#also theres a saying in my language 'the cow won't die just coz the vulture cursed it' pretty self explanatory methinks#anon hate tw
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The Science Teacher & The Skeptic
Joel Miller x Science Teacher!Reader
Summary: "who cares about space when there's a fuckin apocalypse going on"
Word Count: 1k+
Warnings: crackfic, fem!reader, headcanons, joel 'im a contractor 🤠' miller, fluff, typos, etc.
A/N: ok this is borne of out me geeking about about the film 'the beautician and the beast' to @sloanexx and she's actually the author im just ghost writing it so if you wanna p2 you're gonna have to take it with her. dont shoot the messenger im blue just for consistency HAHAHH in this Tagging: @multifandom-fangirl4 @pinksirensong @aralezinspace
she can be a teacher at the qz
HOLY SHIT
he meets her bc she teaches ellie ✌🏻
OMG
!!!!!! STOP IM GETTING EXCITED FOR IT NOW
[post chat me] THIS RAT FINNA TALK TO ME ABOUT A FIC SHES EXCITED ABOUT AND NOT WRITE IT COS SHES 'NOT A WRITER' BROS ALREADY A WRITER JUST BASED ON THAT
joel never went to college so he thinks she's like super cool for
knowing shit about space and stuff
but at the start he lowkey hates her bc he thinks she's a snob maybe???
idk
GIRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
GRILL
i do have saur many ideas-
[post chat me] YA DONT FUCKIN SAY 😪🙄🙄🙄
-for this tho like ellie loves her and comes home like
this teacher is so cool she knows so much abt space and stuff
bestie please write it
[post chat me] oh you sweet summer child shes not going to
and joels like who the fuck is this lady
BESTIE IM BEGGING
who cares about space when there's a fuckin apocalypse going on
joel is like you know what a real lesson is?
how to shoot a gun.
how to dress a wound.
not fucking stars and planets
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BESTIE DO IT PLEASE
and ellie's like k cool wtv im going to school now
DO IT PLEASE PLEASE I BEG OF YOU
AND THEN THEY MEET BC JOEL GETS MAD AT ONE OF HER HOMEWORK HAHAHAHAHAHAH
he sees her drawing constellations and he's like this is fucking bullshit
THE WAY I GASPED
im gonna talk to ur teacher bc this isn't survival
BESTIE YOURE ALREADY WRITING IT SO PLEASE DO IT FOR ME
NO I CANT
[post chat me] 🙄🙄🙄🙄
ok so he confronts her in school right
OMG AND THEN
and he's like i wanna talk to the teacher who gave this homework
spicy
[post chat me] honestly hes such a karen for that ????
and they meet and he's like
this isn't survival skills there's an apocalypse going on and u have her drawing stars like a 5 year old???
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
and she's like u fockin wot m8????
>😀
there wouldn't be an earth if there weren't any planets!!!!
how else would we know how oxygen is formed and how the tides turn to get water!!!!
you big dodo bird
survival isn't all guns and shooting bc if that's all it was the rest of the world would be alive rn!!!!
and he's like oh fok me she fights back
>😞
omg he creamed his pants
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
and he runs home with his tail between he's legs
and he opens one of ellie's space books
and he's like this shit cool
joel wrong sexy teacher right
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
YOU HAVE TO WRITE THIS PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
im having so much fun just telling u
im smiling at my phone like an idiot
[post chat me] well you are an idiot 🤬🤬🤬
TELL ME MORE ABOUT THE FIC AND ILL COMPILE IT FOR YOU YOU LAZY BABY
HAHAHSJSHSHSHSH
what else is there to know
hmmm
he spends the night reading the space book and the next day he asks ellie like
umm hey can u teach me more about this space shit
OMG
and she's like no old man you wanna know more you go ask my teacher
ahHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
IM SCREAMIN
and he's like .... i don't wanna bc im embarrassed but i also rly wanna know abt how the earth goes around the sun? bc that's cool
WHAT IF THIS WAS MY LAST STRAW
>😭😭😭😭
[post chat me] this modern day man doesnt know shit about the sun that so embarazzing are you not embarazzed the american school system has failed him so hard 💀💀💀💀💀
and he goes to the school and he waits for all the kids to leave bc he's embarrassed and he's like
so... the planets. they all turn around and shit? that's how we get night and day
and she's like yuh m8
KEEP GOING IM CRYING
and he's like um could you tell me more...
HES SO LOVELY
and she's like ok how about you come meet me for an hour every week after my class on wednesday
and he fucking treats that like church
waiT WAIT OMG
SHES LIKE
want to attend my class <3
we'd love to have you
SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UPPP
DONT TELL ME HE SITS IN CLASS WITH THE KIDDOS
and ALL THE KIDS ARE LIKE HEY MR MILLER
HE WOULD NEVER HED SHOOT HIMSELF FIRST I THINK
THEN THEY SHOW HIM THE MACARONI STARS
[post chat me] there are two types of writers AHAHAHH
OK WAIT
MAYBE
NAURRRRRR
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
he lurks outside to listen and learn but
she catches him and is like um???
do u just want me to teach u bc all u had to do was ask
AWWWWWW
THEN HES LIKE IM A CONTRACTOR I CAN MAKE A WAYY BETTER SOLAR SYSTEM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
u didn't have to like.. sit outside the class just to learn
>😭😭😭
FRRRR JUST TAKE A SEAT
he uses all his tools to make the best goddamn solar system
OMG HE FUCKING REDOES THE CLASSROOM AND MAKES IT SPACEY AND SHIT
and he shows it to her at their weekly session all proud
and she gives him a gold star sticker
places it on his jacket
DEAD
HE NEVER TAKES IT OFF
NEVER WASHES THE JACKET
ew stinky
HAHHAHHAH I LOVE IT
he preserves it
>😔
bc he doesn't want it to get ripped off
when he uses it our
*out
HAHAAH WHAT IF SHES LIKES *pinches nose* joel? is- is your washing machine broken 💔💔💔💔
HAHAHHAHAH
STOP
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NOOOOOO
he'll shoot himself right there and then
AND THEN HE NEVER COMES BACK
HELLPPPP
walk to a clicker and beg it to bite
EW [HE] WOULDDDD
IM CRYINGGGGGGGG
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ELLIES LIKE HAHAHAHAH
if i was writing it i'd stop it at him doing up the classroom like u said
like some time after their weekly sessions he does that
and she's like
i think i like this dumb old man
OMG AND THEN
you cant stop thereeeeeeeeeee
BUT ITS PERFECT
LKASJHFKJASASF OK OK
Fin
[post chat me] ok ok bonus cos she still went on 🙄🙄🙄🙄`
it's the intrigue that makes it nice
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
p2 where joel comes for show and tell HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
ahhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THE SOUND THAT LEFT MY MOUTH
AND HES LIKE SO PROUD FOR BEATING 12 YEAR OLDS PLEASEEE ✋✋✋
IM A CONTRACTOR 🤠🤠🤠🤠
he fucking hates it and is miserable at first the whole time
but then he sees her supporting him so earnestly and then he's like oh shir i like it im gonna send these 12 year olds into the ground
make them eat dust
hELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
NAURRRRRRRRR
#i love headcanons#joel miller crackfic#joel miller headcanons#joel miller fanfic#joel miller#joel miller fic#joel miller fluff#the last of us fanfic#the last of us fluff#the last of us#the last of us fic#joel miller x reader#joel miller x you#joel miller au#joel miller imagine#joel tlou#joel miller fanfiction#joel miller headcanon#the last of us crackfic#the last of us crack fic#joel miller crack fic
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Jesus😭– WILL YOU TAKE YOUR RANT OUT OF THE X READER TAGS???? It's ALSO NOT an x reader. Why do you mfs who always complain, always do the same hypocritical shit you hate others seeing?
"well it's mentioned as x reader!" Is it a fic? I don't think so😭. At least the "dazai/oc" is written as an actual fanfic. Your rant is not only clogging up the tags, but you're ABUSING the tag system as well.
I also saw your last response to that other anon.
"I was actually tagging properly, I was bringing to light an issue present in those spaces. Hope this helps :3" No tf you weren't 😭. It's not actually an issue that horribly affects anybody (just an annoying trait that is passed along these platforms), hope this helps you! You're turning a small thing on fic platforms into something bigger. Like, you're in your every right to complain about stuff like these, but what you shouldn't be doing is complaining about the mfs doing something you hate- while doing the same exact shit as them.
"(Also I am a fucking hypocrite, but not about these types of things so get it right)" Nah. Nah bro the other Anon is right. ANYONE who mistags their things automatically falls into one category; tag abusers. And your rant was filled with it. A bunch of "x reader" up in there.
Exactly like the "dazai/oc" thing you saw, you just wanted attention/to note fish like the fic 😭. C'mon lil bro, you could just admit that part at least. No need to showcase a know-it-all, narcissistic act as a response. So yeah? You're not a different hypocrite by wanting to "bring light to this problem", you're the same type of person who lacks a huge amount of awareness 😭 insane honestly.
"Oh did I strike a nerve? 🤓☝️" Yeah you kinda did and I didn't wanna subpost about you, so take this rant about you in your inbox directly.
It's also the way you COULDNT tag your shit properly either. Don't just slap your mfing vent tag on there without using cw rant/tw rant or something similar 💀. "I was actually tagging properly 🤓" And you go ahead to NOT tag your shit as rants so other people didn't have to see it. Remember! Not everyone follows you- They wouldn't know that you got a vent tag! So they'll see it anyways cause they can't filter it! Oh my goodness! I hope this helps 🙏!!!!!
(Most people see it through reblogs as well, which is up to the reblogger to tag it accordingly. But hey! At least it'll filter through the x reader tag if you actually cw/tw it accordingly like you should've!)
Oh btw you can delete this little rant of mine from your inbox if you're just gonna formulate another dumbass response to me like you did the other Anon. Just tag your shit as cw rant/tw rant at least, that's the least you could do if you wanted to be "different" from other tag abusers😐.
Sometimes i wonder if people realize that I'm a teen before they get all cranky at me... I'm a dumb teenager, plus im autistic so something that might come as basic knowledge to one, might not be basic knowledge to me
I'm still learning, I'm just a teen, I'm still just in highschool, I'm going to make mistakes in my understanding of things, its human nature
Also if someone is gonna get triggered by a rant, they should gtfo the Internet/gen
Flashing lights, i get, r*pe/sa, p*dophilia, I get, but a rant? Words on a screen? Im not gonna treat the Internet like a child.
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(For context, the original post was full of anti-endo tags, making it clear without a shadow of a doubt, that the poster is sysmed/anti-endo.)
I will always reblog anti-endo bullshit when I see it, and add a comment to it pointing out its ridicolousness.
«I WANT THIS TO BE A SAFE SPACE FOR EVERY MINORITY except this one minority that i hate ofcourse»
Like, bro. If youre an endo-exclusionist, it aint a fucking safespace for anybody.
Because if youre hating on one group and drinking the motherfucking kool-aid on that shit…
Buddy; its only a matter of time before you start hating on other groups.
A bigot is a bigot no matter what group theyre bigoted against.
If you take a negative stereotype about a certain group of people and apply it to every member of said group, based solely on the fact that they are a part of that group..
then guess what? youre a bigot, man.
And if youre sysmed/anti-endo, youre a bigot. And Im not a fan of bigots.
And if it wasnt clear; dont join this server, stay away from this user, and stay safe. The internet can be real shit for endogenic systems / pro-endo folk, but dont give those assholes the satisfaction of seeing us give in.
Because at the end of the day, a bigot is and always will be, nothing but a power-hungry, attention-seeking pathetic asshole. And if you hold your head high, dont give in, be honest with them, and then just.. not give them anymore attention?
Guess what; eventually they are going to realize that they are not gonna get the attention they so desperately crave from you, and theyre gonna leave you the fuck alone. And eventually, if enough people do that, they will metaphorically shrivel up from starvation, and they will be forced to change.
So dont spend alot of energy on them; they are trying to get you to react. And sometimes, like now, reacting is necessary, to put those fucking assholes in their place. But most of the time, the right thing to do, is just state your truth, avoid them, not give them any more attention, and move on with your life.
All systems are valid systems; end of discussion.
Sincerely, your friendly neighbourhood endogenic system, whos been openly endogenic online SINCE JULY 2017, or in other words since the body was 16; a body that is now 23. Thats seven fucking years, man. I know what I’m fucking talking about, yea? So, dear bigots, don’t be talking to me as if you can change my mind, when you clearly don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.
Bye.
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all the fandom questions for DMC
OH THAT’S NEARLY ALL OF EM LMAO THIS IS GONNA BE A DOOZY
“What OTPs in your fandom(s) do you just not get?”
ok so i know a pretty good portion of the dmc fandom is SUPER on board with nero x kyrie but like??? they’re basically adopted siblings??? and i HATE the adopted sibling romance trope so in my personal dmc canon nero and kyrie do love each other but Only As Siblings
“Are there any popular fandom OTPs you only BroTP?”
again, nero x kyrie! the way i see it, nero sees kyrie as his sister and kyrie sees nero as her brother because nero grew up with her in an environment that would lend to their relationship being more like that of siblings
“Have you ever unfollowed someone over a fandom opinion?”
uuuuhhh yes?? kind of??? they were someone who shipped nero x v, which is a ship im not overly comfortable with myself but that’s all i’ll say on that
“Do you have a NoTP in your fandom? Are they a popular OTP?”
uuuuuuhhhhhh???? i’ve seen a decent amount of fanart of vergil x dante like. come ON they’re BROTHERS stop making them KISS
“Has fandom ever ruined a pairing for you?”
uh? not that i can recall? i used to be on board with nero x kyrie myself but then i remembered that in kyrie’s character description in dmc4 it says her relationship with nero is that of a “brother, friend, and lover all in one” and that’s the fault of capcom themselves for describing the relationship that way, not necessarily the fandom’s fault
“Most disliked character(s)? Why?”
none i like all of them they’re all amazing
except arkham. absolute garbage dad in dmc3, lady deserved a better father than him
“Most disliked arc? Why?”
hm. im not really sure? i think all of the main characters have pretty decent arcs tbh
“Is there an unpopular character you like that the fandom doesn’t? Why?”
are there any unpopular characters in the dmc fandom??? i have no idea. i’ve seen a little bit of hate for nero (mostly in youtube comments) but idk if that counts. if it does, fuck those people nero’s baby and i adore him
“Is there an unpopular arc that you like that the fandom doesn’t? Why?”
again, i don’t think so? i don’t really get too into the discourse in the dmc fandom so i don’t have a full grasp over what’s popular and what’s not. though, i do recall seeing a bit of stuff about how people don’t like that v seems to have just been a one-off character and how they wish he could’ve been a completely separate character from vergil, but, as short as it was, i enjoyed v’s arc! i think, in the time that vergil’s human and demon halves were separated, v was able to grow a little and also sort of begin to start healing from his trauma when vergil wouldn’t let himself deal with it properly, and since v realized how important everything he threw away really was, i think vergil retained that when he became whole again and i think it’s really cool!!!
“Unpopular opinion about XXX character?’
SLAMS MY HANDS DOWN. LADY AND TRISH ARE BADASS QUEENS AND I AM LITERALLY SO MAD THAT THEY’RE ONLY IN DMC5 TO BE SEXY. THE ONLY THING THEY DID THAT IMPACTED THE PLOT EVEN A LITTLE WAS UNWILLFULLY BE SERVANTS OF URIZEN AND WHEN THEY WERE PULLED OUT OF THE DEMON BODIES URIZEN TRAPPED THEM IN THEY WERE NAKED AND A POINT WAS MADE OF SHOWING OFF THEIR BODIES AT LEAST A LITTLE AND I THINK THEIR POTENTIAL WAS WASTED
“Unpopular opinion about your fandom?”
why do so many people in this fandom seem to ship spardacest of any degree. why. can i just go through the dmc5 tag without seeing vergil smooching his son or vergil smooching his brother or v smooching nero or-
“Unpopular opinion about the manga/show?”
nothing the dmc anime is perfect in every single way
“If you could change anything in the show, what would you change?”
nothing the dmc anime is perfect in every single w-
“Instead of XYZ happening, I would have made ABC happen…”
ok there are very few moments in the game i would replace with something new entirely, but i would add nero calling urizen a whore at least once like just imagine nero gets yeeted into a wall by urizen and he just goes “ow...whore” like that’d be so fucking funny
“Does not shipping something ‘popular’ mean you’re in denial and/or biased?”
absolutely fuckin not my dude sometimes you’re just not on board with the most popular ships in the fandom and that’s totally okay! as long as ur not shipping incest or any kind of abusive dynamic i literally dont care if you don’t ship the popular ships
“What is the one thing you hate most about your fandom?”
*inhales deeply* spardacest
“What is the purest ship in the fandom?”
ok i’ve seen literally NO ONE ELSE who ships these but lady x trish and nero x nico. lady and trish are lesbians that are dating each other and my proof is that episode of the anime where lady and trish don’t know each other so they’re fighting because trish is a demon and lady’s someone who hunts demons and trish was just trying to Not Die so they fight for the whole episode but then they find out that they’re each a friend of dante’s so they go and buy a bunch of expensive clothes together and send the bill to dante and that was their first date and now they’re girlfriends and idk man nero and nico just have a fun dynamic that made me go “they’re totally dating each other”
“What are your thoughts on crack ships?”
ok so like, in general, crack ships are fun as hell just for some shits and giggles but i haven’t really seen any crack ships in the dmc fandom??? though i think there’s plenty of potential there for a few of those and im interested to see if the fandom will come up with any crack ships!!
“Popular character you hate?”
none i absolutely adore all of them
“Unpopular character you love?”
are there any unpopular characters in this fandom? are there??? though i guess if i wanna go back to what i said about seeing a little bit of nero hate (again, mainly in youtube comments), i absolutely LOVE nero and to those people who say he doesn’t have a lot of character: yes he DOES you’re just not LOOKING HARD ENOUGH
“Would you recommend XXX to a friend? Why or why not?”
OH YES ABSOLUTELY, bro even though i certainly have my gripes about the dmc franchise, it’s SUCH a good series in spite of all that! the combat system is pretty neat (and only gets better in the later games), the music is absolutely bangin, there’s so many fun, iconic characters, the story is, for the most part, incredibly engaging and compelling, and honestly pretty much the whole series is just a family squabble but if everyone in the family was superpowered by having demonic heritage and OH YEAH THEY HAVE SWORDS
“How would you end XXX/Would you change the ending of XXX?”
i wouldn’t end the dmc series any differently than capcom did!! i really enjoy that dmc5 ended with dante and vergil finally settling their differences and ending their lifelong rivalry (after nero bitch slapped dante and beat the shit out of vergil), and it looks like dante and vergil’s story has come to a very satisfying end! i don’t see where else capcom can go with the twins, but if they do make more dmc games, i would absolutely love to follow more of nero’s adventures and see how he continues to grow, both as a person and a devil hunter!!! you hear me, capcom??? give me more content with my hyper wild boy or i’ll personally come kick your asses
“Most shippable character?”
hm. im gonna say dante, i think!! let the man have a boyfriend
yeah i said it dante’s gay whatcha gonna do about it
“Least shippable character?”
vergil. definitely vergil, but that’s only because i personally see him as aromantic! i think he certainly wants to be loved, yes, but less in a romantic sense and more in a familial sense, ya feel? i would love to see him interact with nero more and see how he navigates that relationship, because i think it would be really interesting to see how he takes to having a son of his own!! but that’s a discussion for another post entirely; i view vergil as aromantic so he’s not really looking for a romantic relationship with someone but that won’t stop (and hasn’t stopped) him from sleeping with people lmao
was that all of them? i think that may have been all the fandom related ones but please let me know if i missed any!! hoo boy it feels good to go off about this LMAO
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For the ask thing do 1 through 50 please because you're cool
OH my god. WHO ARE YOU because i Hate you now omg
but okay here we go:
1. What’s your sexual orientation?
BI! i am bi bi bi :)
2. What are you obsessed with right now?
right now? here in the year of our lord 2020? at 9:25 am?? march 11th? nothing, my brain is a little preoccupied atm with the absolute stupidity of the american college system
3. Ever done any drugs?
i have not, sometimes i want to, but then simply do not
4. What piercings do you want?
i kinda want snake bites? or maybe a second ear piercing. but im not really sure
5. How many people have you kissed?
uno
and honestly? it kinda sucked?
6. Describe your dream home.
a cottage situated in a nice little cliff-side meadow, a beautiful forest to one side and the ocean to the other. I have a small little garden for herbs and easier to grow staples. Maybe a couple of chickens. There’s a whole room, maybe even a whole other structure, dedicated to just being my art studio. It almost definitely smells like oil paint and graphite. There also has to be a large bay window with a seat, two floor to ceiling bookcases on either side.
There’s a lot more I could say, but basically look up cottagecore/goblincore/dark academia and that’s basically it
7. Who are you jealous of?
anyone who gets to go to art school
8. What’s your favorite show to binge?
usually it’s a mix between parks n rec and the office
9. Do you watch porn?
i am an adult
10. Do you have a secret sideblog?
oohohohohahahahaaaaaa, yes. many actually
11. If you could teleport anywhere in the world right now, where would you go?
question. am i immune to any diseases in the region? if yes. can i just take the teleporter and go wherever? there are too many places i want to go
but really i suppose, Ireland? I mean it is March
12. What’s one of your fantasies?
that someone likes me
13. Do you have/would you get your nipples pierced?
no i don’t think so. it just kinda sounds a little uncomfortable. but it is pretty hot i won’t lie
14. How would you spend a million dollars?
art school. i mean i’d have to see if i get in first! but then after that i’d give the rest to my mom. i owe her and if i ever get the chance i will be paying her back.
15. Are you in a relationship?
bitch? who do you think i am? what do you think i look like? of course fucking not.
16. Do you follow porn blogs?
[this image violates tumblrs guidelines]
17. Are you angry with anyone right now?
yes. is it petty? also yes. but it’s affecting my sleep and how comfortable i am in my environment so i think actually kind of justified.
18. What tattoos do you want?
i want a design with poppies and lavender and maybe my mountain, and i’d like to have it, well, let me see if i can find a picture
like this
but it’s kind of a pipe dream since tattoos are expensive and hurt lol
or this:
AHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAAA
19. If you could change your name, would you? What would you change it to?
so, heres the thing, i don’t technically mind my name. it’s a good name. it’s gender neutral both in long form and my preferred nickname. BUT. it is very common and i certainly don’t actually love it all that much. However, i have no fucking clue what i’d change it to.
20. What is something you’re obsessed with?
internet culture. i don’t usually talk about it, but i absolutely love culture and specifically the cultures that have been cultivated from the internet. it’s so cool!
21. Describe your best friend.
okay, so, she’s amazing. extremely talented and smart. and honestly has the coolest style of anyone i’ve ever met. the biggest gemini bitch you’ve ever met and i love her for it. she knows so much about horror and movies and is just really informed about so many interesting things. And she’s not afraid to get into politics and religion and all that “taboo” stuff. she’s actually taught me so many things! she’s great n i don’t get to gush often about the people i genuinely like in this world so yeah. also, she HOT AS SHIT N EVERYONE IN THE WORLD IS DUMB IF THEY DON AGREEEEEE
22. Tag someone you think is hot.
ahahhhahahhahahahhaaaaa no.
23. Who are five of your favorite bands/musical artists?
- Ghost
- Gorillaz
- Phoebe Bridgers
- Orville Peck
- FIDLAR
(okay, so I was doing this and really there are too many, this is not a great list but I think it covers the range of taste???)
24. What are three places you want to travel?
Japan, Italy (for the art), and ummm, probably Iceland (for the continental divide)
25. Describe your perfect Friday night.
this gonna sound so sad but, literally, all of my roommates leave and i get to spend it in solitude doing whatever the fuck i want without having to worry about being watched (that’s what we call paranoia kids!)
26. What’s your favorite season?
it depends. but right now i’m jonesin’ for some good ol’ fashioned summer thunderstorms.
27. What’s your pet peeve?
people
28. Who is the funniest person you know?
me bitch, next question
nah i’m kidding, maybe my little brother? or maybe my friend Shareeza? there is somethin about that girl that just makes me die every time she talks
29. What’s the most overrated movie?
maybe because it’s been a long time, but like, Frozen? idk. it’s what my intuition is telling me so ima go with that.
30. Tag someone you want to talk to but have been too shy to message.
you know i’m not really sure at this moment, but straight up, this is now an open call for anyone who wants to message me, shy or not, i promise i’ll answer lol ^-^
31. Do you like paper books or ebooks better?
paper, obviously. who do you think i am?
32. If you could live in a fictional world, what world would you pick?
maybe Spiderwick Chronicles? I love the idea of being able to actually see the fey. or really any world where there’s a hint of me possibly being able to actually have magic or a magical experience.
33. If money was no object, what would your wardrobe be like?
ALL
34. What’s your coffee order?
carmel mocha, if i’m paying for coffee i want it to taste like pure caffeinated sugar
35. Do you have a crush on anyone?
maybe? i have a hard time deciphering those types of feelings
36. Do you still have feelings for any of your exes?
don’t got none. for past crushes tho? i’m not really sure.
37. Have any tattoos?
no
38. Do you drink?
no
39. Are you a virgin?
i don’t have to answer this, do i?
(that basically is an answer)
40. Do you have a crush on any of your mutuals?
again, hard time with understanding romantic feelings.
41. How many followers do you have?
642
42. Describe the hottest person you know.
i feel a liiitlel uncomfortable with this question. and on those grounds i don’t think i’m gonna answer it.
43. What’s your guilty pleasure?
not killing myself :)
44. Do you read erotica?
no
45. What’s the worst date you’ve ever been on?
too fresh bro, mmmm can’t open up those wounds quite yet
46. How many people do you follow?
293
47. If you could marry any celebrity, who would you pick?
maybe Jameela Jamil? she’s just so pretty and smart
or maybe David Tennant cause like. i’ve had a crush on him since my doctor who days so really, why not
48. Describe your ideal partner.
willing to go to battle for and with me. and against me.
also it’s important that they’re understanding of me and my struggles, as well as accepting my points of view as my truth and not belittle me for having them. And be willing to give there all in these aspects because I will give my all in these ways for them. That’s just how i work.
49. Who do you text the most?
oh idk, maybe my mom?
50. What’s your favorite kind of weather?
clouds. and wind. i like to feel like i’m gonna blow away
okay, jeezus, this was a lot. I hope one of you fuckers actually reads this
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