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#sonic the hedgehog#sonic fandom#damn#these bitches gay AND old#does this mean sonadow is old man yaoi#ha#sonadow#shadow the hedgehog#silver the hedgehog#sonic#shadow#silver#SSS team
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Silver looming over his dads when technically he hasn't even been born yet and understands <1% of things is my favorite
#i just think theyre silly#fanart#lgbtq#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#silver the hedgehog#cream the rabbit#cream the bunny#cheese the chao#sonadow#sonic x shadow#sth#sonic fanart#sonic family#adoptive family#time travel#these bitches gay#these bitches autistic#silly#doodle#art#dadow#no thoughts head empty#i fixed his shoes#dont look at the old version#shhhh
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call me crazy or gay but i genuinely think the writers, directors, and hell, even the actors knew what they were doing when it came to how they portrayed shauna and jackie's relationship in the pilot. watching it for the first time, i went in completely blind, with no exposure to the fandom, the ships, or anything beyond the core premise of "a group of teenage girls get stuck in a nightmarish lord of the flies/lost scenario after a plane crash and do crazy shit to survive." i fully anticipated any romance in this show, if at all, to be straight. yet i still saw how they established shauna and jackie and immediately thought "my god, these bitches are gay"
from the very first scene we see of jackie (almost) by herself being her faking an orgasm with jeff, clearly implying that she's disinterested in her own boyfriend, to the very first scene we see of shauna and jackie alone together starting with this rom-com esque image of jackie stepping out of her house while music plays in the background and shauna goes from resting bitch face to all smiles
from the longing stares they give each other in their school gym, to shauna responding to tai's "freeze allie out" proposal simply with, "jackie wouldn't like it"
from the scene of shauna dressing with jackie in her room before the party, her snapping at jackie when she merely suggests that shauna sleep with randy and jackie looking genuinely hurt and apologetic by it, to the infamous party scene where shauna looks on at jackie and jeff longingly– except, she's only really looking at jackie, because the entire shot is framed around jackie. for the majority of that scene, jeff is barely even in frame, a faded blur in the background, until he puts his arms around jackie and physically puts himself in shauna's line of vision
the way she immediately takes a pained sip of her beer after
the way she turns around to randy flirting with her, only to turn away with a look of disgust on her face (just like how jackie looked disgusted during jeff's attempt at getting her off)
the way she can't pull her eyes off jackie even when jeff is dropping them off, even when she knows she's about to fuck her boyfriend once she's gone
the way she says goodbye to jackie, tells her she loves her, and jackie doesn't say it back, so she asks jeff to say it to her when they have sex
the show sets up their dynamic to be one that feels inherently romantic to first-time viewers, only to flip it on its head when its reveled that shauna's true interest is in... jeff. she's really in love with jeff? the guy who's face we see maybe a couple of times total, that jeff? the guy who's basically a background character the entire episode, that jeff? yeah, i don't buy it
you could argue that the show places so much emphasis on jackie because it's trying to convey that the affair is eating away at shauna. to some extent, i agree with this, but i really doubt that it's only this. it would explain shauna's snappy and, at times, cagey behavior around jackie, but it doesn't explain the way that jackie is framed by the camera, music, or even some of the writing choices. whenever we see jackie through shauna's eyes, the camera is always focused directly on her, often times with her face illuminated brighter than anyone else. the music that plays behind her is shauna's kind of music (both supernova by liz phair, which shauna chooses to listen to in her car's tape deck, and miss world by hole, which undeniably fits her grungey music taste). she's joined at the hip with shauna, even in scenes where she's with jeff– seriously, there's only one scene where she's completely alone with jeff without shauna, and it's that one. and the same goes for shauna
for the entirety of the pilot, they are in a constant state of push and pull with each other, almost all of their actions being dependent on one another. jeff feels like a plot device at best, a character designed to come between them and to be thrown away once they realize who each other's real love interest is. even upon several rewatches, it still feels this way. even in the adult timeline, it still feels this way. we barely see adult jeff, but we feel both jackie's literal absence and her metaphorical presence in the form of shauna's collection of porcelain bunnies
there is so much foreshadowing and detail packed into the pilot that i have a really hard believing that this was just an oversight or mishandling of their relationship on the show's part. do i think there's going to be any kind of big love confession from shauna any time soon? no. but do i think they intentionally laid the groundwork for her to realize the feelings she had for jackie at some point? yes, i really do
#sorry but you're not telling me they didn't intentionally try to make us think they were in love with each other#even my 40 year old heterosexual parents thought that's what was happening when they watched it with me#those bitches are GAY!!#yj#jackieshauna#yellowjackets#yellowjackets 1x01#shaunajackie#shiplor#jackie taylor#jackie yellowjackets#shauna shipman#shauna sadecki#shauna yellowjackets#jeff sadecki#jackie x shauna#shauna x jackie#long post#meta
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#ffxiv#emet selch#ffxiv spoilers#ff14#fanart#hagmaxxer emet selch i love my bitch hag of a father#he’s just terrible and old and miserable#dad if u cry any harder about the past you makeup will start running#u dont want to ruin ur mascara?#frankly he doesn’t care at this point how could he possibly get any lower#what’s a few days of ruined makeup to unending soulcrushing grief#like 12000 years of it#no husband? no idiot moron son that can’t help be proud of?#all gone bro#he’s just a miserable old hag now#and a gay ass man#both simultaneously
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“dangerous as any beautiful unfinished thing,”
had the idea for a radioapple arranged marriage au and i’ve been obsessed i fear
#hazbin hotel#fanfiction au#it also has a hint of fae lore#for fun#for laughs#for giggles#radioapple#arranged marriage au#i WILL be making this into a fic#MARK MY WORDS#i finished chapter 1 already and i’m on chapter 2#like ughhhh i’m so crazy abt this au u don’t UNDERSTANDDDD#bitch i’ve made a PLAYLIST#LIKE????#hazbin art#hazbin lucifer#hazbin hotel lucifer#radioapple hazbin hotel#alastor x lucifer#hazbin alastor#mmm radioapple i love radioapple#old gay men#yesss old gay menn
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SUGGESTIVE WARN
#gay bitches#its a little old but take it or leave it#postal dude#papacificifi#postal 2#postal#my art#duke nukem#postal 2 dude#postal fanart#duke nukem forever#dukedude#serious sam
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Thinking about GrimBee lately a lot uwu
#transformers#tf#art#tf rid15 human au#au#human#human au#fanart#tf rid15#maccadam#humanformers#robots in disguise 2015#transformers robots in disguise#robots in disguise#grimlock x bumblebee#bumblebee x grimlock#grimbee#grim#grimlock#bee#bumblebee#gay#my old bitches are in love uwu
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having Billfiddlestan and Fiddauthor and Fiddlestan and Billford thoughts again. Chat do i let the demons win tell me
#it'll probably have to go on twitter bc tumblrs a bitch#but hey i can post part of it here lol#gravity falls#bill cipher#ford pines#stanley pines#fiddleford mcgucket#billstan#billfiddlesford#fiddauthor#billfiddlestan#fiddlestan#billford#gay old man yaoi
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Dr Stone Episode 8 Season 4 recreated the iconic StanXeno Cover!

Okay, I am truly and wholeheartedly thankful to the anime creators for recreating this iconic cover and with less clothes and more abs!
This woman is dying of fangirling!
Oh my fucking god!
The anime team really really really recreated “a friend is one soul residing in two bodies cover” as the opening scene for this episode. How insane is that?
Why am I blushing about these losers!

#dr stone#dcst#dcst manga#dcst anime#dr stone manga#dr stone anime#dr stone season 4#xeno houston wingfield#stanley snyder#stanxeno#xenostan#dcst xeno#dcst stanley#dr stone xeno#dr stone stanley#stan x xeno#xeno x stan#be gay do crimes#old married couple#these bitches are in love
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doodle dump mostly oc heheh

#doodles#art#oc#oc art#original character#fanart#cookie run kingdom#cookie run art#cookie run fanart#shadow milk crk#shadow milk cookie#pure vanilla crk#pure vanilla cookie#doktor beihl#toxic old man yaoi#pureshadow#shadowvanilla#gay pride#mental illness#you dont have to see anything i doodle of pv and smc as ship bc ive been waiting to play thru beast yeast to give an educated opinion#i do love their designs allot tho... and smc's va#im a basic bitch sorry#just as bad as a newgen
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Yall already know season 3 is gonna be kinky af between these two 😋
#squid game#457#inhun#lol you thought it was gay in season 2?#just wait gang#angst and proper toxicity coming our way#potential spoilers#kinky gay old bitches#milk man
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Arlecchino, looking at this dumbass 20 year old who's a good person at heart and extremely talented at fighting: *Don't adopt him don't adopt him don't adopt him-*
#genshin impact#genshin impact fatui#childe#genshin ajax#childe tartagalia#arlecchino#peruere#house of the hearth#look you know shes saw like 16 year old ajax being made a harbinger and had flashbacks to herself#her teasing him about Teucer and Tonia growing rebellious during her story quest had me cackling#along with them bitching about the other harbingers#and him saying he was wrong about her ahhh i fucking loved it :')#also i had 300 wishes and i got c2 Arle and her weapon not that im gay for her or anything hahaahahaahahaha
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Are they a couple? NO❌ THEY R WORSE THEY R STUPID!!!😡😡😡
I changed the way I draw Krupp a lil now I’m satisfied w the way he looks :33 he looks more evil now.. I luv him <333 i wanna chew on him
#i love fat old men yaoi#oh god these bitches r GAY good 4 them#art#artists on tumblr#artwork#digital art#eyestrain#silly art#original art#rainbowcore#mr krupp#principal krupp#captain underpants#self shipping#self ship#yumeship#annop x krupp#annop x krupp is real#I’m feeling roMANtical..#Dawn&Dusk
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gay people will really just fight an army of the undead together instead of going on a real date
#my tfp rewatch is reminding me how insane i am over these old fucking men (optiratch)#the scene in darkness rising part 4 where megatron raises that army#its just gay on gay on gay violence#megatron and ratchet’s miniature bitch match will forever be the funniest thing in this entire show#transformers#maccadam#transformers prime#tfp#ratchet#optimus prime#optiratch
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EVERYONE LOOK AT THE WAY RICK CHECKS HIS NAILS IT'S VERY IMPORTANT

He's...y'know 💅
#gay#He's a gay ass bitch#A teenage girl stuck in an old man's body#rick#and#morty#rick sanchez#morty smith#rick and morty#rick c137#Mr. nimbus
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I GOT A FUCKING MINT MOBILE (Ryan Reynolds’ internet service) AD WHILE I WAS SCROLLING POOLVERINE TAGS LMAO
#mint mobile#ryan reynolds#hugh jackman#poolverine#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverpool#wolverine#i love old gay men#gay bitches#old man yaoi
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