#these arent all the ships i ship with luffy

[holymolysomanyships]

Here are some of my favorite things about Luffy ships that I ship

Zolu

Luffy x Zoro

Theyre the incarnation of dumb and dumber but in a way that they completely understand each other and everyone else is like, wow they're so dumb.

Zoro was the only straw hat that Luffy intentionally seeked out. He heard the story of "The Demon of The East" and went, yep I want that one.

They hold each other accountable on a level that goes so much deeper than captain and first mate.

Zoro not believing in God and Luffy literally becoming a God.

They both have one train of thought, protect the crew, accomplish goal, and eat/sleep

Sanlu

Luffy x Sanji

The saying the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is the case for the both of these two.

Literally all of Whole Cake Island

Luffy decided that he wanted Sanji on his crew because of how kind he was. Before he knew his fighting skills or even because he was a chef. He saw Sanji feed someone in need and didn't think twice about recruiting him.

A boy who was locked away in a prison as a child fighting alongside the embodiment of freedom and liberation.

Lunami

Luffy x Nami

Theyre possibly canon (kicks my feet like a little kid)

Feral x Tame but they swap on which is which

Literally all of Drum Island, Arlong Park, and Fishman Island

He needs her to help accomplish his dream and she needs him to help her accomplish her dream

He knows that she's strong and treats her so even though she doesn't have any devil fruit powers or proper training in fighting.

Lawlu

Luffy x Law

Silly x Stressed, No Thoughts x Overthinker

In the official art of the aged up characters, Luffy's the reason that Law has so much gray hair.

Luffy literally thought an alliance with him was gonna be them becoming besties and Law freaked out

Touch starved x love language is physical touch

They gave each other special nicknames

[kaivenom]

I think headcanons are good start for writing Yandere

Yandere!One piece Men x reader

Characters: Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, Trafalgar Law, Eustass Kid, Killer

A/N: This is my first time writing this so it's very general and i hope it's the right point.

Masterlist

Luffy

It's the type of Yandere that it's so funny and smiley that you dont get it at first, he is just to friendly and nice that you don't care about the dizzy feeling on your stomach.

But once you try to get out of the ship, he just convinces you to stay, that's his secret weapon.

Who says that Luffy doesn't know how to manipulate it's wrong, with his childness he can get whatever he wants and that happens to you.

He gets kisses, attetion, cuddles, sex and everything he wants when he says it and you can't say no to him.

Especially on those times you think about leaving, it's like he reads your mind and instantly asks you with a pouty face "you would never leave me, right my darling?"

And of course you cant, you are trapped on his mental games.

Zoro

Very bad at fights, even to the point that he sometimes scares you.

He compensates it with being extra protective, in some occasions too much but you say to yourself that you love that side of him.

If someone lays his eyes on you, especially the cook, he would deadly glare at them and when you aren't looking, he will break the shit out of them.

He tries not ot be that violent next ot you, and even tries to clean the blood.

You sometimes see the blood but you ignore it, the thing you cant ignore is how he yells when he is angry.

He doesn't have to be angry at you, sometimes he is even jelaous about how other people look at you and his mind tells him that you had something to do with that.

So he yells and breaks something but then he goes and apologies saying that he is a monster and that he doesnt deserve you (a little bit of mental games)

Sanji

Another psychological one but this men plays with your good heart.

He says "without you i have no reason to live", "if you leave me then i may die", "i can't stand living if you aren't there."

At first you thought it was cute and nice and all but then you started to not know where is the limit of the gentle words and a possible threat.

Cause most likely, he wont kill himself cause he would prevent you from leaving any way posible.

And you don't want to find the answer.

Other big aspect of him is that probably he would manipulate your foods like, putting aphrodisiacs or even putting sleeping pills if he thinks you can try something on the night.

Trafalgar Law

Living on a submarine makes its really difficult to leave so... first bad point.

He has a very good case of avoidant attachment which means he doesn't pay attention to you until you feel like crying and being really desperate and that's when he makes time to care about you, but even that saying some mean things like "you are dramatic", "you are overreacting", "it's not that much, you are an attention baby".

But then, when he gets needy it's a different story.

When he wants anything, since he can room you, he gets you to the bedroom and you have to give him what he wants... even when you arent on the mood.

This go forth and back leaves you on an emotion rollercoaster but when he is attentive or when he just relies on you that much, you just love that he goes to you.

Eustass Kidd

Unlike Zoro, he is jelaous, he shows it and he can beat someone brutally in front of you.

After that, you will have to reasure him that you won't leave him, it's the only way he can calm down and so do you.

You have to be careful on how you are with others cause he can misunderstand everything.

Since he is a lot bigger, he likes to toss you around and make you go to bed with him when he needs to, espeacially, when he is angry/needy/urgent he stomps really loud so you are prepared to not resist yourself to his grip, even if you are talking to someone.

I believe that he give you these gifts: a collar, bracelets and anklets. that are made of metal to inmovilize you and make you do whatever he wants.

Don't even try to take them out, he would get really whiney and grumpy, and wont let you alone in a long time, like a real pain in teh ass.

Killer

A little bit quieter than Eustass but still really possesive and paranoid.

He is more subtle about the jelaousy but of course, he landed one punch or two to one person in front of you, he isn't called Killer for nothing.

Otherwise he won't ever lay a hand on you, but he can get scary... with that helmet on and just standing there, with his big body blocking you from the world and completely silent.

He is not one of big words so he goes thru acts.

Wrapping your wrists to oblige you to sit on his lap, tossing you on his shoulder when he is upset on how you are behaving.

The no words treatment doesn't go only for bad things, he can also go behind you and hug you suddently, he can just slap your ass or lift you hide his face on the crock of your neck.

He is somehow very unpredictable cause he is very silent and his helmet doesn't help.

[kaisworlds]

Ummm ask: sub/bottom shanks and Mihawk getting dommed or doing kinky shit, because dear god do I want to take them apart and leave them a cockdrunk mess. Maybe with a bit of aftercare?

evil laughed out loud when i saw this ong

sorry this took so long anon and its shit 🕴

cw: threesome, basically slutting em out, male top dom reader ofc, reader is on shanks' crew, alcohol but everyone knows what they doing all consensual, feminizing mihawk, cumming inside, spanking

after seeing luffy's first bounty poster shanks decides to throw a party for his favourite new up and coming pirate, mihawk sitting on a log close to the fire away from shanks and his rowdy crew slightly annoyed by the fact that shanks wouldnt let him leave until he laid eyes on you....his eyes widening as he sees you step off of the ship greeting your crew mates dancing around with them. waving shanks over mihawk asks trying to look as if he is not interested "who's that...i dont remember seeing him on your crew the last time we met" shanks looks around the crew trying to see who mihawk is talking about until it clicks looking at mihawks eyes light up as he watches you dance "oh thats m/n.....i know right god he's hot....but unfortunately for you im going to go dance with him" before shanks could run off mihawk grabs his arm "what no dont-" shanks interrupts him quickly "well i know you arent going to so i will" he rips his arm away walking towards you his hips swaying a faint blush across his cheeks

"hey captain" you smirk looking down at him before he turns around swaying his ass against your crotch dancing with him until you feel a tap on your shoulder turning around to see mihawk "hey youre mihawk right? youre swords pretty cool" mihawk gulps down his glass of alcohol grabbing your hand pulling you away from shanks onto the ship in a quiet place he finally turns around his back against a wall "so you wanna tell me why you pulled me awa-" "kiss me" mihawk blurts out while staring at your lips the silence swallowing his heart the only sounds you hear are the faint celebratory yelling of your crew.

after what felt like hours (7 seconds) you ask him to repeat himself your hand slowly sliding up his chest, knuckles brushing against his open shirt "k-kiss me....please?" smirking leaning down "only cause you asked so nicely" pressing your lips against his, your thigh between his legs walking him back into your room, going to kick the door closed with your foot until you look to the side and see a familiar shoe, pulling back from the kiss not missing how mihawk chases your lips "captain you want anything?"

shanks walks in with a slight pout on his face draping his arms over your shoulders laying kisses along your neck "unfair that he gets you all to himself m/n...im your captain i should get attention too"

quickly realizing in your mind that the both of them arent giving up tilting up shanks' chin placing a kiss on his lips mumbling "get on the bed" watching the sway of his ass as he climbs onto your bed leaving mihawk staring up at you before you place you hand on his chest walking him back until his knees hit the foot of the bed pushing him down.

"strip"

with one word mihawks face flushes before his shaky hands reach up to push his shirt ofd his shoulders along with his coat kicking off his shoes and pants crossing his legs to hide the tent that formed in his boxers. your eyes trail up to shanks leaning against the headboard "that was meant for the both of you...." shanks smirked "i dont take orders from crewmates im the captain here get that strai-" grabbing a hold of his ankles yanking him down so his legs are dangling off the edge of the bed, you lean over running your hand up his shirt "strip before i do it myself" dark eyes staring up at your own struggling to keep on the dominant facade "youre too much of a pussy to do it yourself, do it i dare you"

nodding in acceptance of his challenge you rip his shirt off using barely any strength to tear the thick material off his body moving lower taking off his shoes before roughly pulling off his pants saying nothing as you turn around looking for something in the draws

mihawk turns to shanks "why are you here get out already you have him on your crew im only here for one day" shanks scoffs flicking the swordsmans thigh "stop being so desperate really funny seeing you like this" he stops and puts on a smile as you turn around "are my boys fighting over me mhm?" walking towards them with a bottle of lubricant standing in front of mihawk brushing the hair away from his face

"take off your underwear for me princess" he shits around pushing it down his thighs letting it drop to the floor watching you as you lower yourself crouching on the floor placing his pale legs on your shoulders kissing and marking his inner thighs with bites and hickeys leaning back to pour the lube onto his hole, middle finger prodding against him as he tries to back his hips into your fingers

shanks sttarts whining trying to get your attention leaning over the edge of the bed next to mihawks legs running his hands through your hair pouting "kiss me m/n please" he draws out his pleading while mihawk tries so pull your head closer to his crotch

eventually all the teasing ends as you stand up removing your fingers and easing your cock into mihawks ass, his blush spread across his chest. shanks on all fours head pushing into the sheets jerking his cock listening to mihawk whimper and your fingers rubbing around his prostate not helping the burning ball thats gathering in his gut.

gripping his waist with your free hand you begin to plow into mihawk, his ankles lock in behind your back, toes curling at the feelong of your shaft viciously rubbing against his prostate, cum squirting out onto his toned stomach and chest. the over stimulation starts to set in as his eyes flutter into the back of his head and his thighs begin to quiver.

not taking your focus off shanks you tease him by only leaving the tips of your fingers in and rubbing at his walls and you start hearing him cry, its been about 15 minutes of him having the hardest boner of his life with no release he doesnt know what do to anymore.

turning your eyes back onto the swordsman you litter him with praises telling him what a good boy he is before going to pull out he pulls you closer so youre cumming inside of him, the feeling of you filling him up is enough to have his body racking out another orgasm this time its a lot more clear and runny, you pull out giving him a kiss on his neck tucking him into the bed softly he keeps his eyes open trying to watch you and shanks

shanks finally gets his chance he beams brightly fat tears running down his face begging you to help him "pl-please anything just touch me please" he stands up on his knees on the bed kissing you trying to wrap his arms around your body

you postion him so his arching his ass towards you, bringing his ass back you snap your hips pushing your dick into him as he lets out a mewl almost whimpering his dick leaks at the feeling he's been waiting for.

he meets your thrusts half way by pushing back into you not wanting you to leave him, his hands claws at the sheets his knees buckling as he feels the slap coming down on his cheeks "m-more" he blurts out. you can almost see the heart in his eyes as he looks at you over his shoulder waiting for you to strike him again. smirking, you comply hitting the other cheek he lets out a loud moan cumming onto the sheets as you get closer going to pull out he gives you a stare almost saying "dont you dare" so you keep thrusting, cumming inside of him laying him down on the other side of the bed getting between them as they silently fight over who gets to hold you but to tired to agure they all asleep all over you as your hand rubs their backs

this is so bad im really sorry anon 🚶‍♂️

[joyboyish]

okok i saw someone talk about how they dont like zolu (which if u dont idc) but it came down to a mass mischaracterization of zoro, luffy, and sanji so i wanted to talk about it

note that the person i saw was a zosan shipper but im not at all saying zolu is better than zosan or that zosan sucks (also sorry if this comes off rude im autistic LOL)

"zolu doesnt work because luffy is aro ace!"

im aspec, but you guys need to realize asexuality and aromanticism is a spectrum. for example: someone whos demisexual would only have romantic/sexual feelings if they already have a close bond with that person. using luffys aromanticism as an excuse to why zolu doesnt work is. weird. aspec people already dont get a lot of rep, but boiling it down to one definition isnt what we are

"if you ship zolu its because of the one piece live action! they straight washed sanji!"

ok this one kind of pissed me off bc😭..... none of the strawhats are canonically queer. you can def hc someone as gay, bi, lesbian, etc. but until oda says something is canon it isnt. for example, i hc zoro as gay and sanji as bi! but neither of these are canon. sanji wasnt straight washed, his characterization is very similar to the animanga, same as the other characters. the only real difference is they toned down a lot of things they werent able to do bc its not animation

"it feels cishet female gaze-y!"

zolu, arguably, has one of the most complex dynamics in the show. zoro has completely dedicated himself to luffy and luffy has pushed him to accomplish his dream. zoro sacrificed himself in thriller bark, giving up his dream, and promise to kuina, and nearly died in the process. zoros unwavering loyalty in luffy and luffys unwavering trust in zoro is part of the main appeal. im not a cishet female, so its probably why most of this got me upset, but i myself hc them both as aspec, and that they arent very sexual people. i wouldnt necessarily call either "female gaze-y" since the male gaze is a product of the patriarchy and the female gaze is more in a "how does this man treat a woman" way but yeah.

if u disagree w me thats ok! u can block me or send me an ask explaining why u prefer zoro and sanjis dynamic! its just not for me! i just think throwing around baseless accusations like straight washing or fetishization is weird

ok bye sorry

[melkyt]

More Lawlu Mpreg vibes

Cravings, that's what Law is most worried about. Anyone who met Luffy knows how much he loves food. Law is reading all the medical journals he can get his hands on in regards to pregnancy, so he is ready for anything.

So he thinks anyway. They are all having dinner on some island, both ships parked nearby, as Law is not going to leave alone, so they have just started traveling together.

Its all going the usual. They are chatting, its loud and happy, though Luffy is more pouty than usual, he is about three months in and starting to show.

Sanji brings the good, and everyone digs in. Except for Luffy. Zoro notices immediately and points it out.

Law is by his side immediately, asking questions, checking on Luffy and the baby using room. His main worry is that his childhood disease would affect the kiddo.

Luffy grumbles and oushes him away. "Im just not hungry, okay!"

A collective gasp, followed by dead silence falls across both crews. Not hungry, what is this? They are used to Law not eating, but Luffy, nuh-uh, it might as well be the end of the world.

Strawhats accusing Law of doing this to their captain (true), its lighthearted bickering for the most part, they arent going to pass up giving Law some grief for knocking up their captain, and this is a good chance as any, (also they are worried and this helps). The heart pirates arguing right back, gotta defnd their captains honor xd.

Luffy laughs.

Law groans. "You need to eat"

"But I dont wanna," Luffy pouts. "Nothing smells good" he huffs. "Baby, dont like food," He nods. "She takes after you like that, Traffy." Luffy laughs again.

"I'll force feed you if I have to," Law grumbles even though he won't

Luffy tilts his head with a smirk. "Promise? Shishishi" He licks his lips, slowly dragging his tongue across.

Law blushes, "dammit, Luff." he looks over the table. There is all sorts of food. He gets an idea, taking a piece of meat between his teeth. Then, pulling Luffy close for a kiss.

Luffy is surprised but takes the food swallowing before returning the slow kiss.

"Hows that, hungry yet, strawhat-ya?" Law takes another piece of food between his fingers, its messier then he would usually eat but if it helps Luffy, then he doesnt care.

"Mmm, maybe, if i get to kiss you again, Traffy." He chuckles, bitting down on the food between Law's fingers and then licking up the juice.

They ignore their crews telling them to get a room xd.

Luffy still gets the opposite of cravings since he always gets what he wants and indulges his desires, so his body, when with baby, just goes full in on food aversion.

Law has instead come up with creative ways of getting Luffy to eat and being forced to eat better as well. Luffy only eating as long as it's on Law's plate, also means the heart pirates have to tag along even longer with the strawhats xd

[tinukis]

i think ppl who arent aroace should stop talking about luffy ships and aroace luffy. ESPECIALLY if theyre very against luffy ships. (like it's fine to hc luffy as aroace and it's fine to not like luffy ships! but holy shit do NOT fill your bs in the ship tags unless you are prepared to be criticized or be sent hate (which is unfortunate bc it just makes us look worse when we're already in the dumps))

anyway fun fact of the day! i held a poll on twt (and i should here too) abt how many ZL shippers are at least on the aroace spec, and it turns out a VAST MAJORITY of us are!

and also if i may add, while it's fine to not like luffy ships bc of Your aroace hc... i find it a little odd that it's always people that arent aroace hating/disliking it. maybe it's bc there are people who know fandom etiquette and not put negativity in ship tags.

(and not to include shipping discourse... while it's not ALL zs shippers... it's somehow always zs shippers. theyre so worried about us 'icky' zl shippers when they go and ship ZS lmao...)

like im sorry but "i am not allowed to openly be your ally today it seems" and then you turn around and?? block aroace people??? that are criticizing you for being wrong??? im sorry but please dont speak for the community and how a HEADCANON is alienating us.

you want to raise awareness and yet you refuse to listen and just whine about hate instead of accepting youre wrong. should you be sent hate? no, of course not! should you listen to the aro ace people that are trying to educate you and NOT block them? YES.

sorry i ended up talking about it anyway. im just gonna trust aro/ace ppl with their luffy hcs/ships atp because... 😭

plus for some reason it's ZL always being targeted. i never see mentions of other luffy's ships, mlm or mlw. it just happens to be ZL every time.

i just think yall hate ZL and that you dont care for aroace rep. just sayin.

[melonteee]

the lawlu ship can really be boiled down to something between "if you didnt want to become one of my found family you should have killed me when you had the chance" and "every moment you arent running i am getting closer"

sorry law you had your chance and you blew it!

Law is never getting ooooooout Usopp warned him way too late and now he's stuck with Luffy all over him 😭😭

Also remember when people theorised Law would betray Luffy?? That's so funny to me cause even if that DID happen, Luffy would've just been like "lol I'm sure he has his reasons but idc he's my boy best friend and I'm bringing him back to my ship" LMAO

[baby-xemnas]

bonus 👒&🍊 (no ship)

i do NOT ship lunami but i do like that he is her special man. they arent fucking each other but hes "not all men" to her. making a "all men can go we dont need them" joke she makes an exception for luffy

because luffy is luffy and hes special, he's her captain. shes a raging lesbian but the real estate in her lesbian heart that is occupied by luffy is not insignificant

[tae-rambles]

OP ch 1117 SPOILERS

My thoughts as i read:

an interesting title?

the cover page is just too adorable (i wanna hug Nekomamushi like that it looks so comfy)

^ ... arent these 3 familiar...? (Krieg, Gin, Pearl)

a new adventure for the Saruyama Alliance! be careful not to get the bends again tho, Chopper isnt here to help you this time

wdym "its our turn to step up", Kujaku? what do you plan to do with all this new info? youre marines! youre working for those who want the info to stay secret! but youre also SWORD so you might figure something out idk

glad to see Drake is fine

what are you doing alone Smoker, what are you planning... (good to see you)

oh shit Nusjuro :o

why is Nusjuro getting all these cool but terrifying panels

^ YEET XD

Nusjuro has a Kitetsu! congrats to all who predicted it

damn they pushed each other away! good job Zoro :D

oh please dont separate please dont separate

oh stfu navy

Luffy's not in Gear 5 anymore but seams fine? did he eat another fermented shark?

damn theyre demolishing those battleships

f off granny

damn Doll but poor Kashi

oh no, Warcury's gone... dont tell me...

shit.

what a terrifying panel... dont you dare hurt Robonosuke!

oh dont tell me those bastards are gonna stop the message before Vegapunk finishes...

Bepo! :D im so happy to see you! where are you? wheres Law? i need to knoooow!

Warcury you fucker!

oh so thats what the title means... Oda you fucker!

well at least they destroyed some of their marine ships in the process... small victories...

fuuuuuuuuck im so angry

but i get it... the mystery of the D is one of the greatest mysteries in One Piece so of course it cant be revealed yet but c'mon! this is just too cruel 😭

anyways, great chapter as always :D

[catholicdogxxx]

every single thought i had abt one piece live action

alvida is so hot im praying when she comes back she’ll have the slip slip fruit and still be fat please god.

introducing zoro with baroque works instead of with helmeppo was fucking genius, and mr 7’s redesign is pique. and the gore of zoro killing mr 7? sets a great fucking precedence.

binks brew playing in the background of the flash back where luffy eats his fruit >>>>>

i want a copy of nami’s book as merch

i love the little homage to the original of luffy planning to just fly in

having luffy be there for the scene with helmeppo and rika >>>>

ive said it once ill say it a thousand times how do they manage to make zoro even gayer. ill never get over the whimpering caption with helmeppo just crawling on the ground.

nami girlboss girlslaying even

zoro you cryptic little gay freak “then he owes me money” “didnt wanna make a mess”

im mad they didnt make captain morgan tell helmeppo he didnt beat him as a kid is bc he’s too pathetic to hit.

captain “we should be working for the same team” morgan. bro you are an elder fag preying on a young gay man. THE SHOULDER TOUCH???

roronoa “i kinda got my own thing going on” zoro

“7 days? i could catch up on my sleep”

“when i get down from here, you’ll be the one begging.” MY GOD YOU FAG

tag urself im the bead of sweat in zoros eyebrow

“get lost”

“i am.. lost”

“heyhey no. dont do that.”

my god nami’s actress is perfect the body language, tone of voice, its so accurate to how she was pre joining strawhats. and GOD her facial expressions in her first fight scene w luffy…

zoro almost dipping then deciding he wants to fight lmao i love it

“arent you that drunk from the bar?”

“glad i made an impression.”

morgan you didnt capture shit

inaki did a great job making luffy still look animated.

zoro cutting helmeppos hair is so fucking funny

garp knew exactly who it was when he first got that call

buggy youre sitting like SUCH a slut

buggy loves talking abt shanks like he’s an ex boyfriend

i wanna see what else buggy can do

zoro definitely had sex with cabaji and then killed his brother

i could watch yasopp shoot people all day

shanks casting is so well done im obsessed with the fact that none of the characters are the conventionally attractive roblox looking types

also the timing of luffy being drowned and the flashback to shanks saving him… timed perfectly great depiction of ptsd. same thing with zoros flashbacks.

“why gonna rob the place blind?”

“at least a little blurry”

i love the wlw mlm solidarity with nami and zoro, oh my god the scene of them getting dressed and nami picking out a shirt for him??? obsessed.

zoros pink ass drink

FUNKY BAR MIRROR BALL???

“arlonggg babyyyy”

“you dont think she like. like likes me do you?”

i love the way the meowmin twins move when theyre fighting in the stairwell

luffy grinning like a freak through kuros blades :333 and then the fucking thumbs up

luffys look to nami when kaya says they have a ship

damn they really just fucking murked merry

“they do know im the captain right?”

“let them have this one”

“we are” playing while they leave syrup village im obsessed

nami laughing for probably the first time in years at usopp and luffy fighting over who’s the captain

i could write an essay about the fear in garps eyes in that flashback (im going to)

“which way is port?”

“the left!”

“neverrrrrrr!”

“fine ya brat have it yer wae”

garp laughing bc he’s actually invested in his job again

the camera lense while luffy is smelling the baratie is fucking hilarious

“add food to the equation and suddenly he knows how to navigate”

ive said it once i’ll say it a thousand times inaki does a great fucking job making luffy still look animated

ill never get over sanji’s accent its so fucking fan indulgent

the little angry kick after he puts em on the fucking ground

“welcome to our shitty restaurant where the only thing worse than the ambiance is the food. my name is sanji what can i get for you?”

“any drinks one of our signature cocktails to help you choke down your meal?”

“apologies madam didnt see you there. would you care for an apéritif to start?”

sanji is such a freak oh my god i love him

zoro pointing it out is so fan indulgent

zoro grinning like an idiot when nami says “i need a drink”

im obsessed with usopps fishbowl

sanji’s smile talking about the all blue WAHHHH

i love live action sanji cooking

his fucking theme playing oh my god

zoro and nami comparing usopp to a sea slug

“i had friends”

“swords dont count”

“i had one friend”

“hell one more than i have”

zoro you fucking freak

why is he standing like that fucking fag

“because youre my friend you idiot” NAMI WAHHHHHHHH

zeff is so hot omfg

sanji’s desperate baby scream breaks my heart

i really like they went using with the original manga plotline for sanji’s backstory

“id eat both arms and legs to save zoros life”

putting buggy in the bag is so fucking funny

that zoom in on sanji yelling “zeff” what was that

god i love sanji and zeffs fight

zoro waking up scene is fucking adorable

zoro you fucking devoted freak i love you

ill never get over sanji’s theme

“the only thing i wanna hear from you is dinner specials”

baby nami is perfectly cast

BLACK NOJIKO BLACK NOJIKO

buggys body pinned up at arlongs base lmfao

“arlong has bled us dry”

“then find more blood”

i love helmeppo sitting like that lmao

bellemere’s death scene always makes me tear up jesus christ

“i thought itd take a lot more liquor to bring out your mutinous side.”

why was arlongs speech edited like that oh my god

“of course i will” makes me tear up every fucking time

nami drawing her maps in fucking blood is such great symbolism

“you look tired, maybe you should take a break”

“maybe you ought to get back in the kitchen”

“quit screwing around! luffy needs us!”

“you just got here you dont know what luffy needs.”

“i know he needs my cooking.”

“putting two slices of bread together?”

telling buggy to shut up in unison lmao

“im gonna get outta here.” while flipping them off

“fucking clown.”

USOPP EXPLODING STAR U GOAT

“i get it zeff was mean to you boohoo”

“you dont ever badmouth nami.”

“now youve done it.”

god i love taz skylar

“all great fighters call out there finishing moves”

“yeah youre gonna fit in just fine.”

SANJI WANTING TO HUG NAMI AND HER RUNNING PAST LMFAO

“back for seconds must have liked it.”

“at least i dont need 3 swords to prove im a man.”

garp jus beating the shit out of luffy

nami hitting nezumi >>>>>

god i fucking love nami talking at bellemeres grave

“i know what it means to fight for your family.”

luffy’s reaction to his bounty im in love

koby what was that gay ass look you want to kiss luffy so bad dont you

“be a good marine.”

“be a good pirate.”

luffy mimicking his poster

god i love makino

kaya with a different tea looking healthy 😭

luffy’s bounty up under employee of the month

BUGGY AND ALVIDA BUGGY AND ALVIDA BUGGY AND ALVIDA

god i love garp

helmeppo learning to be swordsman :33

“maybe the old chef was right. it id your turn.”

“i can still take you.” not in a fight…

their jolly roger 🥺🥺🥺

[furibond]

ok imunna air out the rest of my marineford frustrations cause externalizing stuff helps me let go of it, under readmore for convenience

ok so part of my frustration comes from being spoiled - if you know from the start that the pirates will fail, watching all these cool new pirates struggle against smarmy marine assholes knowing the assholes will come out on top doesnt feel fun, while i imagine the intended experience is for the viewer to be rooting for the pirates expecting them to win, and then be shocked and grief-struck when ace dies.

some of my other grievances are legitimate, though!

1st problem is this arc is too focused on new characters. we already lost the strawhats at sabaody, but in impel down the focus was consistently on luffy, with a rotating cast of familiar faces joining him and only 3 new allies introduced. marineford is a constant parade of new faces, some of the main emotional beats of the arc hang on those new faces, and sometimes it does not work at all. like, oars jr, sure, the flashback with the hat was cute enough and the animation and voice acting compelling enough that yeah, you feel for the guy when he nearly reaches ace then drops not-dead. squard, though? i dont feel shocked by his betrayal, cause i dont know him and he shows up outta nowhere with a spider on his face and a shirohige-sized sword. i dont feel moved by shirohige's forgiveness and his repentance, cause i barely know shirohige at this point and squard's little flashback after his betrayal wasnt enough to make him endearing. theres a stretch of episodes after the tsunamis freeze where luffy doesnt show up at all and it is Such a breath of fresh air when the impel down ship drops down in the middle of the battle cause why should i care abt this war otherwise?

also maybe it's just cause i'm bad at strategy but the battle makes so little sense to me? like it seems pretty clear that shirohige could destroy like all the marine small fry and the 3 admirals could destroy all the pirate small fry, but after their big opening moves of the twin tsunamis getting frozen by aokiji, they p much just sit back and watch for a huge chunk of the arc? like yeah having all the small fry wiped out early on would be lame, but u could have the admirals engage shirohige and the division commanders and then shift the narrative focus to the smaller battles, so i dont have to wonder why all the big names arent doing shit. the shichibukai get a pass cause it's been long established that they barely listen to the marines and it was an ordeal just to get them to show up, but everyone else confuses me

finally, ace's stupid death, copied from a chat:

alright so i knew from tumblr and fanfic that ace was gonna die saving luffy from akainu. alright, sounds angsty, i can get behind this. somehow nobody ever mentions that the reason akainu had such an easy shot at luffy was BECAUSE ACE STOPPED TO ARGUE WITH HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF THEIR ESCAPE CAUSE HE WAS TALKING SHIT

like your father is literally sacrificing his life back there so that you and your fam can escape with your lives and you gotta "defend his honour" by throwing your life away fighting some shitty marine instead of honoring his sacrifice by getting the hell outta dodge??

and additionally the mechanics of his death r so dumb??? he dies because magma burns hotter than fire? no it fucking doesn't?? in what world???? so the guy made of literal fucking fire dies cause the hot rocks were too hot and burned the fire? i.

aight thats it thats all i had to rant about, now i feel better

[misqnon]

IM SORRY FOR PLANTING THE IDEA IN UR HEAD THAT I WOULD TRY TO DECEIVE U /GEN

being 14 and stupid is a valid reason. i too was 14 and stupid at one point

i get really jealous when my fav fictional characters get into a relationship (assuming i like them romantically) and so .. best for me to not ship them.. and also best for me to not fall for characters that will get together with someone. loz:totk spoilers but seeing sidon got married actually broke my heart..... i was so sad...

ACTUALLY PHOENIX AND MILES DO HAVE A RIVALRY UR RIGHT.. i dont ALWAYS hate enemies to lovers. but they were friends first.. and then they became friends again. so i think i categorize them differently in my head

kidd becoming king of the pirates sounds pretty impossible to me because.. i fully believe luffy will do it. but i can see how it would happen if like. luffy gets the one piece but doesnt take credit for it or something. i could also kinda see a route where luffy, kidd, and law all reach the end point together

in the world of pirates i guess most can be forgiven. i definitely DO forget abt how awful some characters were so his way of just rewriting them to be nicer ... kinda works..

u might have linked the wrong video bc i dont remember him saying anything about sanji's eyebrow swirl. maybe i wasnt paying enough attention,, i do think i like partially noticed that oda's signature has sanji's eyebrow swirl but ... yeah that is VERY telling

"and i want to beat him to death with hammers . who said that" LMAO i can relate..

AGHH U WORDED IT SO WELL.. "zoro is boisterous." YES HE IS... UR SO RIGHT.. like he has a lot of quieter moments post timeskip but when hes loud hes LOUD,, i watched episode 2 which is the buggy episode (idk if he shows up later or not) but i did Not Hear the fuck... i mustve filtered it out. too used to hearing cuss words..

RIGHT, they did a great job with the casting. trans koby is so good..

"GOD I WISH SHE WAS REAL" ME TOO

"thank you for showing me!! :D" <3 :)

i found out google had a record of a bunch of accounts that used my email with passwords that mightve been compromised. like . i found that a while ago. but i couldnt log into any of the accounts because . well probably because they WERE compromised. and half of it i was just like ... i dont remember this.... im just living my life with probably a million accounts on various websites that have been stolen. actually my og minecraft account from when i was 9 was stolen.. it was heartbreaking.

THAJK U i will enjoy. i will.

gasp . i.. that is very sweet of u to offer, thank u. my music taste is honestly really hard to pin down i think.. from what i have gathered from other people

"I FUNDED IT" YOU DID!!

"some people have said it seemed fake/forced" noo 😭😭. iñaki seems too genuine for that. i fully believe he was actually that excited. i think he just kinda has that awkward... dare i say autistic... energy. so his interactions with people probably seem forced no matter what. i am just speculating though

was it the zosan comic because i had seen that on my own timeline like 5 times already before u reblogged it LOL

genuinely i think its just because i have dissociative amnesia ahjdhs. but i do think its a funny story to tell people... like yeah... i forgot....

my gender evolution has been genderfluid -> cis girl -> genderfluid -> cis girl -> genderfluid -> cis girl -> trans man? -> trans man who uses he/they pronouns -> transmasc -> nonbinary/transmasc (i usually say nonbinary)

and now i am questioning my gender again. the grind never stops 💪🔥🔥

i say im non binary bc i . gave up. like i am so sick of trying to figure it out ... ill just use the biggest umbrella term.

i do remember that guy who keeps showing up on the sbs for his extremely perverted questions about women... and i would actually send in a question for the sbs but I don't know japanese and he doesnt answer questions that arent in japanese. or so i have heard. i could use a translator though so maybe im just making excuses

it IS a bop.. thank u for the context i heart when ppl tell me things so im not confused. i havent seen rupauls drag race.. i did mean to at one point and then i .. forgot about it

"I USE THAT SAME PHRASE A LOT AND ACCIDENTALLY DO THAT SAME THING EVERY TIME LMAO" IM SO GLAD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO DOES THAT AHJDS

OH PERFECT. MAGISTRATE OF SANJI!!! u get to sit in a courtroom full of sanji fans and judge ace attorney style cases

u havent even gotten to the death pact though have you?? LMAO

YES perfect. i agree its probably just cuz oda wants them to be more intimidating but thats not an interesting reason to me .. i want canonical reasoning behind the heights

"bisexuality of man or whatever" is so funny ..

i like dofuwani too but yeah i think they only really interact during marineford?? i think listing out what ships i like would be hard cuz i LIKE a lot of them but dont Care About most of them.. i care about shuggy.. and recently sanuso.. and ofc hanyagellan. i think thats it tbh. im way more likely to care about characters themselves rather than ships.

"im ngl hannyagellan is like a funny joke ship to me but if it becomes one of those crack ships u acciddentally get attached to im gonna be so mad (i wont be mad itll be really funny)" this is pretty much how i feel... like i was joking and i think its turning into . not a joke... i think im starting to be serious.....

i also miss kuina. like she barely appeared but she has such a big impact.... i wish . she. hadnt died. also i think about how her father's last words to her might have been that she can never be the strongest swordsman, because she was born female. i hate that guy... (her dad). i have seen people say her dad killed her or something and i dont like that theory. first of all i dont think her dad is evil like that. i think hes just your regular sexist dad lmao. but also i feel like it cheapens the impact of her death.

this panel is so good and. like. idk i feel like him realizing that humans are inherently weak is so important to his character.. thats why he protects weak people. because he sees his childhood friend in them. or thats my theory anyways,,

somewhat unrelated but i have always been amazed that people can imagine amvs/animations/stories while listening to music. like my aphantasia isnt that bad but HOW... doesnt the music block out all your thoughts... thats what it does for me...

ur probably right that it really was a gender thing im just.. huffing copium. im coping. i cant handle the reality that he might also be a sexist jerk

i think seeing plays is fun but being part of the production is way more exciting. i love getting to see all the behind the scenes work and like. i like being able to work with my hands a lot. and when i was spotlight for a few shows . that was so exciting. this is kinda lame but i get chills super easily from watching things (idk how else to explain this. chills. goosebumps. because im excited.) so whenever i would watch the shitty high school theatre productions we did i was still like. so proud of all the work that went into it. and i got chills every show. most of the time i didnt get to watch the show though because i was moving things on and off set. watching plays on youtube is so real.. i watched uh.. "natasha, pierre, and the great comet of 1812" on youtube. it was still very fun to watch. but yeah in person will always be better

NO i agree i dont rly think of robin as a mother either. i honestly dont like putting the parent role onto any of the older straw hats.. like why cant they just be cool older friends. an older person and younger person dynamic doesnt always have to be parent and child. i cant find the video but have u seen that video on youtube that has a bunch of sanji mother moments... its so cute..

ateez and stray kids were my favorites!!! not sure how familiar u are with kpop .. slang?? but i was ot8 for ateez (as in i liked everyone) and with stray kids changbin was my favorite. i still love them but they arent my hyperfixation rn. i was into bts when i was uhhh.. 12??

the video u sent seems fun and i will watch it after i finish this!!

*points* zosan liker.. /lh. i have seen quite a bit of themetalhiro but idk if im following them or not!! the other ppl i am not familiar with so yippee new content

i have plenty op thoughts i can share!! im honestly not good at asking questions so i tend to just say things n hope whoever im talking to can jump off whatever i say,,. i try to stay away from anything spoilery ofc but so many of my thoughts r spoilery... which is why i havent been throwing them all at u. and also some (a lot) of them are just .... law centered..... and ... u dont like him like i do... (which is fine ofc) i just dont wanna be annoying JSHRJ

ok this isnt really a theory or anything like that but i keep wanting to tell people about this and i am barely restraining myself so . i will tell u. ace sabo and luffy are called the asl brothers right? and ace... died.. my brothers and i also have the initials asl. or we did. but my deadname starts with an a.... my deadname and ace have something in common (theyre both dead).

thats not really anything but i just find it to be a very interesting coincidence . i like to think about it.

ok heres an actual thought. sorry if it sounds awkward. some of this would be spoilery so i will just not include it but. pirates are all about dreams. they have big, lofty goals that they dont usually tell people about, probably out of shame and embarrassment. in sabaody it is hinted that kidd and killer told people that they were going after the one piece, and they were laughed at for it. not many pirates are like luffy, who proudly proclaims that he will be king of the pirates and find the one piece.

i find it really interesting that crocodile is hinted at having had a dream that was only possible through taking over alabasta. and enel's dream was to get to the "endless varse", even after being defeated he still headed towards his dream. he just ended up going alone. big mom's dream is a utopia where every race can live peacefully together. they all are willing to do awful things for the sake of their dreams.

but again, the difference between luffy and these other people and their dreams is that luffy is not hurting people in the pursuit of his dream. he isnt causing a bunch of people to suffer. in fact, he is doing the opposite. he has continuously been shown to free people from their oppressive rulers, and he crushes the dreams of those who are willing to sacrifice innocent people to achieve their goals.

i dont really have an end point to this but i think that the differences are kind of proof that luffy is going to actually succeed. because he is good at heart. because he doesnt kill people for the sake of his dream. and also i pity the people he defeated. like yeah theyre awful. but i cant help but wonder what crocodile wanted. i cant help but think about what kind of circumstances led them to that point in their life

uhm uhmm yeah... i will think of questions to ask u.. so that u dont have to worry about asking Me questions..

"also p.s. there is never any pressure to watch any of the videos i link it is more for a sourcing purpose unless u actively want to watch them" i watched them anyways!! but i rly appreciate this .. tbh, usually i wont watch something when someone asks me to (pda autism perhaps), but when u say theres no pressure im like "oh. ok. that means i can do whatever i want.." and then i end up watching it most of the time. bc i am curious.

sanji is such a mess... i love that first image what a goofy face . i wish i could send videos through asks cuz i have.. a video from the 4kids dub saved.. that i think is funny... maybe i will send it another way. but alas. i will give u this instead.

CAN’T BELIEVE U WOULD SO SUCH A THING!! /j

NO FR I ACTUALLY LIKE YONA BUT. NOOO THEY MARRIED OFF MY MAN!!!!

i felt similarly when they almost married off sanji. but i really like pudding too. also hey why the FUCK did they make her 16-!!! (will never not be mad about it. they'd be kinda cute together if she wasnt tbh!!)

yea i assume the theories that are like “buggy will find the one piece first” or “kidd will become pirate king!” all assume luffy will do it in the way that matters. i COULD see the worst gen trio reaching it together but part of me really wants all the strawhats there when luffy finds it 🥺

i absolutely couldve linked the wrong video its been a while since i watched it lmao SORRY U SAT THROUGH A SANJI VIDEO FOR NOTHING

okay but regarding zoro THIS VIDEO IM IN THE MIDDLE OF WATCHING SO I KNOW ITS THE  RIGHT ONE. around 25 minutes in he starts discussing opla zoro’s issues and at 26:12 he brings up a little zoro recipe card that is exactly what we’ve been saying HAHA and dw u didnt miss the fuck its later on in the season.

all these stolen accounts….all around me are familiar faces…worn out places…..

i dont think inaki gives the impression of being autistic but with english being his second language he may just have that slight hesitation of understanding his brain working out the the english (and this is just ME suspecting and i could be totally off base) but especially in the oda video where everything oda says is translated through japanese to english but his first language is spanish kvnkd. i dont mean to imply i think hes bad at english or anything but when ppl say stuff to me in spanish (which i took for a few years) i always have to mega process it in my brain first

“was it the zosan comic” [hangs my head in shame] m..m…..maybe.,

A DIFFERENT IRL FRIEND OF MINE (who is very asexual, for reference) GOT A TUMBLR WITHOUT TELLING ME AND HAD BEEN FOLLOWING ME AND I HAD PREVIOUSLY TOLD HIM “YEA U SHOULD GET A TUMBLR BUT DONT WORRY ABOUT FOLLOWING ME U PROB WONT LIKE WHAT I POST HAHAHA….WHEN I FOUND OUT HE HAD BEEN FOLLOWING ME I WAS SO. EMBARR5ASSED. ALL MY ONE PIECE YAOI…AND VAMPIRE HORNY…ON FULL DISPLAY…I WAS LIKE PLEASE TELL ME YOU’RE FILTERING THE CONTENT . I NEED U TO PUT “ZOSAN” ON UR FILTER ASK DONT ASK ME WHAT IT MEANS,

your gender just “i forgor..”

LMAO THE GENDER QUESTIONING GRIND. WE ARE ON IT TOGETHER MY BROTHER. mine was like. cis girl -> demigirl -> still demigirl but casually bc i kept forgetting -> questioning?? -> genderfluid?? or bigender?? is where i currently am at. 

I REMEMBER THAT GUY… SHOO..SHOO

he has mentioned a couple questions as being from overseas, but idk if they were sent in english originally and translated or what. we could Try

so to be fair i have only seen one season of drag race (i think it was 7. the one with kim chi) but i watch trixie and katya a lot so i absorb their knowledge. i really like drag. i kinda wanna try it someday ���

“OH PERFECT. MAGISTRATE OF SANJI!!! u get to sit in a courtroom full of sanji fans and judge ace attorney style cases” i literally. feel like i know exactly how this would go.

DUDEBROS WHO THINK HE’S COOL: [BANGS GAVEL] GUILTY

PPL WHO THINK HIS TREATMENT OF WOMEN IS PERFECT AND RESPECTABLE: [BANGS GAVEL] GUILTY

EIICHIRO ODA: [BANGS GAVEL] GUILTY

WOMEN WHO THINK HE’S A PATHETIC MEOW MEOW: [BANGS GAVEL] innocent

GAY PPL WHO PLAY WITH HIM LIKE TOYS: [BANGS GAVEL] innocent

(for legal reasons (haha get it) this is a joke bc all of these have nuance too them ofc. i think he’s very cool sometimes. but other times he is a LOSER. and . i guess i should give oda credit for like. making him,)

I HAVENT GOTTEN TO THE DEATH PACT YOU’RE VERY CORRECT BUT HEAR ME OUT: …THE ZOSANERS TALK ABOUT IT A LOT AND IT SOUNDS COMPELLING,

I LIKE SHUGGY. I WOULD LIKE CROSS GUILD AS A POLY SHIP MORE IF IT DIDNT FEEL MEAN WITH HOW OFTEN THEY BEAT UP ON BUGGY AND ALSO BC I THINK BUGGY BELONGS WITH MR. RED HAIR. the dynamic of shanks being desperate and pining over buggy while buggy thinks he hates him/knows but still hates him. is so funny. i love a onesided ship tbh

OH NO BRO….HANNYAGELLAN…ITS HAPPENING…

kuina gives me a lot of feelings. i love her and everything she stood for. and her time with us as the audience was so brief but we remember her too. i like thinking about what she could have been if we got to see her grown up bc she was such an awesome kid. to influence someone like zoro too. and yea koshiro seems generally pretty cool but that was FUCKED UP and im gonna be mad about it forever. i’ve also heard that “falling down the stairs” in japan can be a way of getting around saying it was a suicide and when i first got into the fandom that was compelling to me but now i dont like it bc. she wouldnt have done that. she made her promise with zoro. she was probably feeling more hopeful about her dream than ever. but then…one small accident and she’s gone. it fucks me up :/ it fucked ZORO up. ive never made the connection that thats why he protects weak people…ah . i think to me kuina made a promise, and zoro takes promises very seriously. he’s very blunt in that he takes things at face value and so a promise is an ironclad thing. i dont think hes stupid and cant tell when someone is being deceptive but i think he thinks deception in that way is kind of unhonorable. 

IF I MAY in one of my fics i set aside part of a chapter (titled zoro alone. hehehe atla reference) and wrote this about zoro and kuina. its very simple and doesnt dive deep but i like it 

“Zoro looks up from his walk along the path. Even in the near afternoon sun, the forest and its surroundings are grayish from the fog. Something snaps a twig. He glances over and spots a buck hopping through the forest in the distance. 

Dreams. Ambitions. Drive. Do what that day stole from Kuina. Defeat Dracule Mihawk. Become the world’s greatest swordsman- for both of them. They’re lofty goals- but he can achieve them. There’s no use in doubt or regret. 

He finds himself in the clearing. That same damn clearing from the first night. In fact, if he looks closely, he can still see the imprints of his boots, paced in circles in the dirt. It’s infuriating. This isn’t a good sign for his current navigational endeavors. Nonetheless, he perseveres, heading the way he remembers Sanji to have taken them yesterday.

Kuina. He doesn’t think of her as often as some might think. He doesn’t dwell on the past, only reflects on it. Today he is reflecting. The day he waited for Kuina by the lake, only for Koushirou to come instead. There’s been an accident, he’d said. She’s gone, he’d said. She’d been sick. She’d tripped. She’d fallen down the stairs. 

Zoro remembered how they’d overworked themselves the day before, training together. He had some childish thoughts that day. Impulsive and hurtful. He tried not to have those anymore. He instead wanted to focus on achieving what they had set out for themselves: their promise.”

i am always imagining amvs in my head to music. i make ANIMATICS in my head to music. but do i ever actually make those things….no. i do not

as a sanji liker i am huffing copium everyday. dont worry. dont worry about it. [streteches out my hand] lets take ibuprofen together

i get chills during performances too!! its just. SO COOL!!!! TO SEE PEOPLE ACT WITH SUCH PASSION AND PORTRAY EPIC STORIES..RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!! LIVE!! AH!!! THOSE BITVHES IN THE SHAKESPEAREAN ERA HAD A POINT

i agree actually! theyre a family but not literally. the mothering some of them show is just cute. and um YES OF COURSE ive seen the sanji mother moments video. god esp pre ts he was so damn cute sometimes 😭 im reading ur message and seeing some of ur posts now and i just feel like this 

“u like sanji now dont u rowan”

i think for ateez my friends favorite is seongwha…and my other friend’s bias in ateez is…i dont remember actually,

I LIKE LAW!!! LAW ME UP!!! IM THE MAGISTRATE AFTER ALL!!!! ksjncdkj no but really he isnt one of my ABSOLUTE FAVS but i really like him!! and after corazon…….law is just very compelling ok. i saved the hawaiian shirt comic to my phone as well btw. 

omg…rip to ace and also ur deadname i suppose…thats kind of funny. 

about ur thoughts on dreams: i…forgot crocodile had a dream beyond alabasta. i thought he just wanted power bc hes sand and its a sand country so it would be perfect for him. plus the poneglyph. now im really curious…i wonder if it relates to his backstory and the possible trans-ness of it? i mean…hm. the poneglyph was weapon related,...idk . croc backstory when…

and ur right about that! luffy is selfish and he’s not a hero but hes also NOT INTERESTED IN BEING NEEDLESSLY TERRIBLE…bc he’s after freedom and what use is it if u destory the freedom of others while searching for it for yourself? undermines your entire goal

i see ur video and i will respond to it shortly but man i DONT KNOW IF I CAN DO IT. HIS 4DUB VOICE PAINS ME PHYSICALLY

speaking of videos. i have a playlist where i put my fav one piece shits. again u do not have to watch any of these. but feel free to peruse

also HERE’S SOMETHING: the other day my friend asked me what i think the one piece is…and having not even reached joyboy/nika shit yet (i shouldnt know about that but alas. spoilers aplenty on the internet) i was freeballing but:

my friend @ liliflower137 had a crack theory that the one piece should be gold roger’s bug collection and with luffy’s love for beetles and the sense of adventure instilled from that i was like. i actually would not be upset at all if that was the case

so i think it might be related to…joyboy/nika/ the SUN…i think maybe its like a. a hat maybe. thats my guess. sun hat. from the original joy boy. its not a good guess but its all i HAVe

also…why do they call him bartolomeo the cannibal. i swear they didnt say anything about him eating people upon introduction. they just call him that. did i miss something. why is bartolomeo called a cannibal and yet when i, big mom, 

to end here’s a good zoro meme for u 

[woncherie]

Hi! I saw your request ps were open and that you wrote for One Piece, and I thought i could give it a shot. Could I request a fluff scenario with straw hats x fem!reader who is sick and cause she always helps the rest of the crew now they all take care of her. (I’m sick right now and I honestly want some comfort lol) please and thank you! 💕

hello beloved <3 it took me a few days but here it is!! i hope you like it!! and i hope you got well <3

strawhats when you are sick:

im gonna be very honest with you here. i think the only useful people in the strawhat crew are chopper and sanji when you are sick.

that doesnt mean that the other members arent gonna worry about you though!

chopper will make you some medicine and order you to stay in your bed to get enough sleep.

sanji is probably gonna be a bit dramatic at the beginning, crying and throwing a fit that you wont be around him anymore for a few days. he loves your presence and you always offer your help in the kitchen, even though it might not even be your best strength.

after calming down a bit (nami probably punched him in the face until he stopped crying), he's gonna make you something to eat to strengthen your body again. his food is gonna make you feel soothened and safe <33

now to the useless people in the crew:

luffy is gonna be sulking! you arent here to play with him anymore? he can understand that you are sick and you need rest, but seeing you so tired and exhausted in your bed? it pains him to see you like this.

luffy is gonna sit on the bed, right next to you, and tries to make you laugh. he's gonna bend his face and tickle you until you are laughing again (even though thats probably gonna make you feel more exhausted. but he's trying his best, i promise.)

usopp is right next to him, showing you a few party tricks he learned that might amaze you. they are both just trying to make you forget about your symptoms and kill the time that you are forced to spend in bed & play games with you. (chopper wont let you leave early. nope. not gonna happen.)

zoro is gonna be absolutely clueless on how to help you. he might hand you a few tissues when you ask him for them, but not without grumbling a bit. he may act annoyed that you are sick and that he has to help now, BUT he also stays when the others are gone, taking a nap on the floor next to your bed so you dont feel too lonely. you told him he doesnt need to stay. he told you to shut up. (lovingly of course)

robin and nami are gonna be the only people on the ship who are checking in on you properly every few hours. nami brings you something to drink, robin gets you a book she enjoyed, and they both stay a few minutes. they probably will start a small talk about something one of you read a few days ago, just for you to ignore your symptoms for a few minutes before tucking you back into bed.

Brook is gonna be camping in your room too, playing you a few songs on his violin just for your mood to rise again.

☆☆☆

im so sorry for this trash i just produced. idk my brain couldnt come up with more. im sorry i kept u waiting for nearly a week and then post this bs here JFKSLKSSK i hope you still like it though <3

[calcarius445]

Random Strawhat Pirate Hcs that live in my head rent free

For some reason, I feel like Luffy would pick all the weirdest looking pokemon he could find to be on his team, but for some reason I also see him with an Ambipom????? Don't ask me why, I couldn't tell you (Game or AU, I don't care lmao)

Usopp has a secret plushie collection and nobody can change my mind about it

Sanji is very in the know about all sorts of different types of dancing, and has various shoes to fit different styles of dancing

Zoro is the type to listen to rock and heavy metal ironically, especially when other people might be able to hear his music through his headphones. He likes a lot of different music too, but he won't let his pride step aside for other people to know

Nami has to force Luffy to take a shower, otherwise, he just won't

Sanji will genuinely get upset and pout if you ignore or don't take his compliments or flirting seriously

Franky is actually one of the best people on the ship to go to when you're having a bad day, whether you need to talk something out, just need a hug, or someone to exist with, Franky would be the one to go to.

Brook actually learned most of his songs by ear and his own songs are memorized since he never remembers to write things down

Robin is a sucker for romance novels, but none of the crew will ever know that except MAYBE Nami, who would honestly find out by accident

Chopper makes Usopp tell him a new story every night, and while they didn't ask, the other guys usually tune in before bed as well.

Sanji won't ever admit it, but he does have a soft spot for Zoro when it comes to dinner and food, making sure he has a thing of booze to go with his meal, even if they don't have a lot to spare

Nami likes being in charge of the money simply because it makes her feel like kind of an older sister type figure to the rest of the crew

Usopp is somehow the king of boardgames when it's just the guys, but easily gets his ass handed to him if Nami or Robin join UNLESS it's Monopoly

Brook likes to borrow Robin's books, and spends most of his time not playing an instrument in the aquarium lounge with said book and tea

Robin and Brook are usually drinking the same type of tea, so they don't have to brew two different types at a time.

Franky is the least picky eater on the ship aside from Luffy (who honestly doesn't count when it comes to food)

Zoro and Chopper are big and little brothers your honor. YOU CANT TELL ME THEY ARENT ITS SO CUTE WATCHING ZORO CARE FOR THE LITTLE MANS

Chopper does the thing cats do with laser pointers, and I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Luffy did too

Usopp can crochet, he just rarely has the time for it

Nami not only collects riches and valuables, but pretty rocks as well, valuable or not

These are all the ones I could think of at the moment and if I don't post this and shut off my computer now there is literally no chance I'll wake up in time for work tomorrow ^^;

[diablademon]

Im on the episode where all the strawhats get seperated by Kuma. So I thought I should write out my thought about the straw hats at the moment before the timeskip.

Over all I love them.

I love how loyal they are to eachother and how they all get screentime and attention. Some shows often forgets about characters in later episodes. But the straw hats all get their own fights either solo or team up.

I love their dynamic. There are so small interaction through out the serie between the characts that they all really seem alive. 

But why do the girls get real beds on the ship? Arent bed really horrible to sleep in if you on a boat?

And I love how the first rumor the worst generation had heard of the crew is that they are crazy. Ofcourse they are. They follow Luffy. But I till love thats that the thing outsiders hear about them. Sadly noone knew about Brook.

Now to each crewmate individually.

Luffy

I love how childish he is. He has the child like wonder and not bratty or annoying (or god forbid sexulised childish) and I get happy seeing him excited.

I love his laughter. He laughs different at different situations. But I mean speceficly that laughter he does when hes excited and the pitch goes up and down.

I also like that he is pretty selfish. Hes not nessessary cruel but he does eat peoples food and do what ever he want no matter others protests. He doesnt want to be a hero but he will fight anyone that either hurt or make his friends cry.

He wants to help but more often than not so is his 'helping' just to beat up a guy. And he mentioned he want to get stronger, not to save people out of kindness, but to stop people to leave him. He will eat others food. He will also do things for the sole reason he thought it would be funny and doesnt care what others want or care.

I also find his eyes creepy. I will guess its suppouse to make him look ‘innocent’. But his eyes looks so empty half the time, like his smile doesnt reach his eyes. It makes me love those scenes when his hat put shade on half his face so only his eyes are seen or when he stare emotionless at his opponents. Because there is this scrowny looking kid but the way he stare make you realise theres something not normal with him.

 Zoro

I love how loyal he is. His loyalty is actually what made me want to watch One Piece. I though One piece was more of a “friendship!” type of show and disregard offical titles of the crew. And seeing clips on yt of Zoro being so extremelly loyal to Luffy made me decide to give One Piece a chance. So thanks Zoro!

I also love when he gets all unhinged when he’s alone or about to fight. There was one meme with that “Too much energy” and “No energy” where Sanji, Luffy and Usopp being ‘to much energy’ with Zoro being ‘no energy’ together and Zoro alone become the ‘too much energy’ with his swords and coverd in blood. And that what I love about him.  

And I do love that while he is serious guy, he isnt always taken seriously. And gets put in ridiculous settings just like everyone else. And has his idiot moments like getting lost or just acting stupid.

Usopp

He’s fight scens are sometimes the most interesting fights of all the straw hats. Seeing him outsmart his opponents is entertaining. I especially like his battle with Mr 4 and Mrs Christmas under the Alabasta arc and his battle with Perona under Thriller Bark. His sniper moments in Enies Lobby is also great. But he didnt really outsmart anyone there. But he started to get the recognition he deserve.

Also starting to want to see Nami and him team up more. In Thriller Bark Nami lied to zombie Lola about being a man and Usopp joined in and call her by her fake name. Their personalities would work great together. They would definitely start a pyramid scheme.

Sanji

He might be the one I like the least. I dont hate him or anything. He just got bumb down the list by the others.

His behavor towards women is annoying. At times its fine as it just seem like normal flirting. But other times he is just really creepy. I get annoyed when a woman villian get introduced because I just know Sanji will be wierd about it. If he atleast block or dudge attacks from women then it wouldnt be as bad.  Theres a reason why Zoros bunty is higher than yours, Sanji. He did block few attacks from Kalifa under Enise Lobby though. I cheered that time. Still got his ass handed to him but Im fine with that. He can only play defense and refuse to fight for so long.

But outside of that I do like Sanji. 

I enjoy seeing him cook, fight and interact with other characters.

I still think about that genien smile he gave Luffy when he mentioned all blue for the first time. He normally are so cool and collected. But right there he looked so full of hope and excited like a kid. And he bonded with Luffy about having foolish dreams.

And when the other cooks in the baratie was trying to get him to leave with Luffy and talked bad about his soup that he was so proud of. Sanji looked like he was going to fight everyone but instead he ran out the door. It was such teenage move and made you realise he is still pretty young.

Sanji is one of the only ones that I think understable want to hang around Luffy. Not as reason to joining the crew, thats a completely different question. I dont know how to explain my thought process. Sanji just seem like a person that would want to have Luffy around him for his positive energy. The other person that would benefit from Luffy is Robin.

Similar to Zoro, Sanji seem to be the only other one that really respect Luffys rank as captain.

I loved his fights on the sea train towards Enise Lobby. It was great.

His fight with bon clay in Alabasta was really boring thou.

I saw there is a Sanji cooking book. I kinda want it. I dont cook thou. But I suppouse I would have a reason to learn with the cook book.

Nami

She also down there with Sanji. Also dont hate her. She just falls behind the others.

I wished the time when it was just Luffy, Zoro and Nami was dragged out a little more. They had a fun dynamic as rookies. After Usopp and Sanji joined it became an actual pirate crew. I would have loved to see the three in their tiny boats trying to make it work.

I love when she keep her crewmates in line and turn them into an actual serious crew. At the moment I mostly think about how she controls the money and when Luffy raids the fridge Sanji asked Nami to be able to buy a lock. And that time at Jaya when Nami pintches Luffys cheek to get him to agree to not look for a fight on the island.

I love her dynamatic with Luffy and Usopp the most. Not when Luffy and Usopp is together thou.  She really seem to care about Luffy even if he often gets on her nerves. And she seems to trust Luffys ability the most.  Like in Skypiea when she went with Enel and after hearing Luffys voice she got so full of hope. Even after seeing was Enel could do to people and not yet knowing that being rubber made Luffy immune to lightning. She still belived in Luffy. And in water 7 had a lot of food gathered just because she knew Luffy needed to eat before fighting. And I just love the idea of Nami and Usopp being besties. They the two weakest on the crew. And Usopp made her her clima-tact. But also how their two minds would have made up some great schemes.

Its her greed that I dislike. I wouldnt want to change is necessary thou. I think she would have been pretty boring and flat if she didnt have a flaw like that. But atleast you know the money is safe with her.

Chopper

I have discoverd I dont like him that much as a stand alone character. But love how he interact with other characters.

I love when Luffy, Usopp and Chopper get to act like children. I love how he seems to look up to Zoro. I just love how Chopper is the little brother of the crew and everyone look after him. Even when he is one of the heavy hitters of the crew.

I loved the episodes in the Alabasta arc when Luffy, Zoro and Chopper got lost in the desert. If I understand correct those were fillers and not from the manga. But I liked that Chopper asked the 'most senior member' of the group for advise. I do like him in the drum arc and his backstory. But after that, the few scenes Chopper is alone isnt as fun for me as the scenes he shares with others.

And with his different forms I like the jump point and the horn point the most. And the arm point the least.  I like that his forms make him looks like a reindeer monster. But the arm point creeps me out with the huge biceps. Stong arms are fine but when its only the upper arm that are ballons its grosses me out. I dislike Zoros ‘one gorilla, two gorilla’ move for the same reason.

Robin

As a villian she wasnt that interesting. I was excited when she first showed up in Alabasta. But she just comed off as a generic female assistence of the main villian. 

But I do love her now when she is in the crew.

I got happy everytime she smiled and laughted at the crew antics. And when she encourage Luffys behavior. Like when she packed his lunch at the beginning of Thriller Bark.

Her relationship with Luffy is great. It feels like shes gettin back some of her stolen childhood through Luffy. Like how she was daydreaming about the cats after hearing about the paw-paw fruit. 

And when Luffy doesnt understand something Robin is there to explain it to him in words he understand. She never yells at Luffy like the others do. She either encourage or explain to Luffy in a calm voice why something is a bad idea.

Franky

I like Franky, but his body scare me.

Normally in series when there is a cyborg its a person with visible metal parts on the body. It either looks like a person with metal armor or the body is so robotnic that I just see it as a robot. But with Franky all his modifications is under his skin. His body do get somewhat distorted. (Mostly his forearms, chin and nose.) But he still look mostly like a human. And I have difficulties seeing scenes where trauma happens to someones fingers or toes. Or horror scenes when someones body distortes in unnatural ways. So when Franky spin his arms, open his fingertips to reveal a gun, does that centaur thing with his legs or anything like that, I get shivers down my body and I end up grabbing whatever body part Franky is changing to a weapon to make sure my body doesnt move the same way as Frankys. Its an awful feeling.

And I love that Franky is like that. Even if it does make me incredibly uncomfortable. It actually make me question how human he is. I think thats the real point of cyborg characters. I dont think that was Odas intentionen. He probably just wanted a cool cyborg character. But I still love how he was made.

I like how everyone is calling him a pervert when he is one of the most respectible guys in the show.

I understand its probably a cultural difference that pervert in Japan refere to anyone whos more comfortable with nudity as Franky is this close 🤏 to just be a straight out nudist. Pervert in my mind is people that creeps on others. The only time he been somewhat gross is when Nami was ripping off Kalifas clothes to find her key, and Franky gives her a thumbs up. But Franky seemed more impressed about Namis action than actually seeing a woman getting stripped.

I love his personality but I cant really pin point what exactly I like about him. His vibe is just great.

Brook

Similar to Sanji, I dont really like the pervy part of him.

But its not as bad/constant like Sanji's so I can see it more as a gag. And seeing how different he act in the flashback and as a skeleton 50 years late, it comes out more as him gone crazy from being insulsted for so long. But we also never see him interact with a woman when he was still alive so its not completely sure if that is from going crazy or his normal personality.

He is an enjoyable character with his upbeat personality.

I also took very long before I realised how tall he is. I just though he was bit taller than avarage human but it was just him being so thin that was making him look tall. But then I saw how he really towers over people. Hes even taller than Crocodile. (Who I just uses as a reference for the hight when irl human start to get health problems from their hight).

[tinukis]

i may seem to lean in more towards romanticism of zolu but imma be real here

theyre a whole secret third thing to me like— idk how to explain it it other than their love and bond transcends what romance and platonic. yes i will draw them smooching and have hearts flying all around them but it is not exactly romantic/platonic... (i mean honestly i dont mind how ppl interpret zolu whether its my art or in general)

bc i saw this one comic that just... perfectly described zolu and the strawhats to me? it was about law catching zolu and then discussing with the other strawhats about it and they explained that luffy does in fact love everyone equally and the same. for luffy, romantic nor platonic is Not a thing to him. (this is how i view luffy's aroaceness !! love isnt a category for him. love isnt something he could just pick and choose or whatever. love is just... loving someone. love is for the people very dear to him.) and in the comic, the strawhats say that zoro's the one and only guy who could keep up with luffy's energy and antics. so they dont mind the things they do together in privacy or in front of them. they know how much luffy loves them ALL EQUALLY and they all love him back

on topic of zolu and aroace... i've been around spaces and talked to a few zolu shippers (qpr shipping count) and noticed how many of us are at least on the aro/ace spectrum. there's just Something about zolu's special relationship that attracts us, and if you ship them and are aro/ace, im certain you'd agree. (even if you arent, we can mutually agree that they are a third thing, right?) like, theres something so... aroace about their relationship. they can be seen as romantic and they can be seen as platonic, but what can be absolutely certain is that their relationship is definitely queer. bc it's not something you can easily describe or that their relationship is The Norm. theyre insane for each other. luffy's the sun. zoro's the moon. luffy's a good. zoro's the king of hell. they complete each other. they absolutely need each other.

my memory is horrible and i cant say the words properly but basically: zolu's love and relationships transcends romance and platonically. yes you can see it as either, but as an aroace, i Feel it is way beyond that.

and again, will repeat it a million times over (mind you, it's not canon. it's a widely accepted HEADCANON. if you think luffy's sexuality is something else, thats cool): i believe that luffy's aroaceness is way beyond "not interested in attraction/xyz/whatever" like yeah, he doesn't think about it because it doesnt matter much to him. he doesnt apply whats romantic or platonic to HIS relationships. he can recognize romantic, sexual, platonic things. it's just not his thing to really think hard about (he doesnt think much in the first place (affectionage)) he feels love for the people he cares about and if they feel loved by him, however he approaches the love (and if they accept that kind of form) thats all that matters to him. he doesnt label/categorize love because it makes no sense to Him to prioritize someone over the other just bc he loves that someone a different way. he loves everyone equally and treats them as equals.

and when it comes to Any luffy ships, calling his significant other "partner" is what fits best. theyre not just best friends, theyre partners.

this is a mess of a rant but this is just how i feel abt zolu, luffy, his ship pairs, and his aroace hc :]