#these are regular yaoi boys

[dubiousdisco]

When I say old man yaoi keep this in mind as reference

[teighveepao]

straight paojade where its just normal jade and normal paoyu would NEVER work, but fem jade and male paoyu would totally happen.....

[shapelytimber]

Wanted to paint some of my favorite characters, nothing more nothing less

[COMMISSIONS]

Way too much yapping like an embarrassing amount, the individual portraits and the template I used below vvv

I shouldn't be allowed to talk about my favorite characters- especially to people who (presumably) don't know them xjfkdk apart from the very popular ones ofc

ILLYA KURYAKIN (The man from U.N.C.L.E)

gay ass little Russian spy I love him he is so *dramatic* and a huge nerd and a Beatles fan and into fashion design- perfect pocket size blorbo ;w; also seeing a Russian character being given a positive leading role in an American tvshow from the 60s ?? Yes he lives in New York and works for UNCLE America.... But he is still a communist ?? Incredible ! Also I really like the fact he isn't given the cliché personality traits often given to Russian characters i e anger issues drinks a lot violent ect (looking at you shitty(imo) modern remake... What did you do to my little guy ;;). In a close contest with Spock for the "gayest man from tvshow" of the 60s..... And in my heart he is winning djdkd for me the gay subtext of muncle hits so much more because it's not a scifi show- it's closer to home, Napoleon and Illya were *like that* in the present day of the 60s, they were both human, and no alien fuckery made them go to the village more than once or play house in the suburbs or get attached ass up to get pegged on a regular basis... Truly a show that feels written by an old queen and a guy with the biggest fem dom fetish jkvjjkb (don't get me wrong tho I adore star trek tos and spirk too <3)

KUROO HAZAMA and PINOKO (Black Jack)

sometimes I rewatch some of the oavs from the 90s when I'm sad :) I had a huge phase a couple years back when I read nearly all the manga (should really finish it... Or reread the whole thing frankly), watched *all* the shows (bar young black jack, hated that shit) and idk I just love this venal bitch so much- him and his daughter and his conflicted feelings for his tboy ex that he still loves kfkfkf btw I'm dying for a modern take on this like please please please I'd love to see Kei Kisaragi's story rewritten a bit (trans character in the 70s sure was progressive but oh boy-), because him and black jack's relationship makes me so *weak*.... And maybe see him a bit more than in one story- anyway ! When it comes to his daughter Pinoko, it's very hit or miss- when the writers lean on the cute father adoptive daughter relationship it's great, when they lean more on the whole "she has a crush on him" (very much like a child in most case, and he *never* reciprocate thank god) and bring up the fact she is technically 18 a lot (she was an evil tumor trapped in her sister before he created a body for her- black jack shit dw), and she gets jealous of other women.... Well it's terrible and I'm uncomfy :(

EVA KANT (Diabolik)

Look.... You just can't show me danger diabolik 1968 and not expect me to become insane djdkdkdk she is so cool ;; !!! Her and her devious eel of a man (here as a panther, because even tho I haven't read the comic yet, I'm taking an educated guess that all the panther imagery is here to represent him, the lethal twunk always in the all black gimp suit... And if it's not then fuck my entire life ig fjfkkd), the cuntiest het couple you've ever seen, such freaks I love them ! Partners in crime that will blow up the tax offices of the whole country if you try to put a bounty on them <3 they are in the guilty faves category only because I'm this invested in these characters after 1 (one) movie fkfkf watched the first two remakes and was hmmm let's say underwhelmed, could have been worse but going after the 60s one ie peak cinema was hard... I went in fully invested in these heterosexuals and they still fucked up their romance and relationship ;; (don't spoil me the third one btw haven't seen it yet ! I know it's the yaoi one- which doesn't give me much hope for Eva tbh...) I'll soon start reading the comics tho ! Managed to find all twelve volumes of "Il grande Diabolik" in french for pretty cheap so I'm excited for that :D (might scan them and upload them online because omg I tried finding scans in *any* language and only found a dubious website that sold digital copies for 7€ a volume ??? What is this)

UTA (The Void / Тургор / Turgor / Tension)

Apathy girlyyyyy she just like me for real for real nfkfk what absolutely charmed me about her is yes her design, but more importantly her chamber's design (if you've never played the void, a sister's chamber is a space that represent her. You get a sense of who she is by exploring her chamber before finding her and talking to her soul it's great). The lonely island out at sea, her laying down on a suspended steel boat in a grotto, looking passively at the moon by a crack on the ceiling.... And the moon is looking back. Incredible ! I love this game so much

KIM KITSURAGI (Disco Elysium)

Do I really have to explain this one ? When I played the game with quiji I remember I kept saying "when Kim talks, we *listen*" djkdk we did get a good grade in Kim Kitsuragi and got him to dance in the church <3 this fucking centrist cop wormed it's way into my heart and many others because of course he did. The only Kim K in my eyes. Also funny anecdote : before I played Disco Elysium, I had one concept art masterclass where a kinda famous concept artist came to give advice, make us really stressed then give us a shitty grade.... And when I tell you this man looked so much like Kim ??? Same haircut, glasses, face with a scar *exactly* where Kim's portrait has a stark shadow on his cheek and he was dressed in an orange top- truly uncanny. Anyway, Kim is so fucking cool how does he do it

DARK VADOR (La guerre des étoiles)

*sight* not surprising if you know me... and to be clear when I say Vader I don't mean Anakin Skywalker, post barbecue only zouz here. I refuse to yap about this man djdkdk I already do that way to much in ao3 comment sections

And here is the template I used ! Don't know who made it tho sorry...

PS : all these where made in 2-3 hours each :D wanted to challenge myself by painting quickly, and I mostly (looking at the Eva Kant one that gave me trouble) succeeded !

[talk-danmei-to-me]

Ranking Every Danmei I’ve Ever Read: Spring 2025

To celebrate a year of being a danmei blog, I’ve decided to share my personal ranking of danmei I’ve read sharing what’s good, what’s not, it’s ability to peddle smut and who I’d recommend it to. I’m going in descending order for added tension 😉

12) Scum Villain’s Self Saving System

Pros: Conceptually, I dig it. Do I wish Airplane was the MC - yes. Do I wish that Airplane and Shen Yuan banged - yes. If that happened would I have finished - probably.

Cons: Luo Binghe is not my Shizun fucker! Currently, it’s the only danmei I’ve dropped. It’s kind of boring and being a transmigration into a novel, it’s hard to care about any of the characters because they’re not real? Also if you’ve read a lot of bl Shen Yuan’s ‘I’m not gay’ trope has definitely been done better elsewhere.

Smut peddler rating: I dropped it before I got to the good part, but if mdzs is any kind of marker - I’ll grade it unsexy but present.

Recommended for: Transmigration fans. Maybe?

11) Heaven Official’s Blessing

Pros: It’s honestly the ultimate gateway drug into danmei, its donghua is on point and it’s super accessible. It’s got some solid side characters and I did really enjoy some of the volumes. I read all of the extras.

Cons: Some of the volumes are an absolute slog to get through. I honestly think it’s way too long. The way it’s written is very caperlike which I think damages the cohesion a bit. It’s almost like a series of related short stories.

Smut peddler rating: censorship got this one, but it still manages to have its horny moments. You’ll never look at dice the same.

Recommended for: fans of fluff and workplace shenanigans.

10) Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation

Pros: gateway drug into

Cons: You need to read this early in your danmei journey otherwise the politics won’t hit. Mxtx plays with a lot of fun tropes here, but when you start reading more widely, they’re definitely done better elsewhere.

Smut peddler rating: Poor. Lan Wangji does not believe in foreplay and lube is a myth in the cloud recesses.

Recommended for: fans of courtly drama.

9) Lip and Sword

Pros: Toxic Workplace Yaoi in my danmei! With regular smut (the word cock has never been used so much!) Lip and Sword is vibes. The television studio was a novel setting and the toxicity was on point.

Cons: No shade to Via Lactea, but the editing in this is not good and over time that can become jarring. Also I feel like the big mystery element kind of fell apart at the end. I suppose the whole thing is about corruption but the pay off didn’t feel very satisfying.

Smut peddler rating: These boys be descriptive fucking every other chapter. It’s just a shame the grammar is not supporting their shenanigans.

Recommended for: longtime fans of toxic yaoi, salaryman flavoured bl and general workplace fuckery. It’s boku no sh does monogamy.

8) To Rule in a Turbulent World

Pros: You Miao is the funniest bitch I know and I will always champion Fei Tian Ye Xiang. The politics are very present. Zhao Chao is also one of my favourite side characters. I adore him.

Cons: Li Zhifeng is honestly so dull to me as a LI. Also suffers from being a Via Lactea production.

Smut peddler rating: Chapter 3 is famous in the danmei community for a reason. A whole chapter dedicated to explicit sex with a little sprinkling of kink. Also skinship in this novel is off the scale. Sexual tension didn’t bother to show up though. Very established relationship from the start.

Recommended for: fans of Ballad of Sword and Wine. You like reading about the dramas of grain - have more! Also Remnants of Filth - more of that young master/slave dynamic.

7) Remnants of Filth

Pros: ALL OF THE ANGST! Also it feature shady bitch Murong Lian. Early on it has some solid plot twists and Mo Xi is the ultimate danmei sad boy if you’re into that sort of thing.

Cons: If it’s not your first Meatbun it will feel tame. Also I found that I just stopped caring from vol 6 onwards. It’s well known that this isn’t the story Meatbun wanted to write and I think you feel that once you hit a certain point. She just stops caring and plot points and tropes are thrown into the void and I just know she could do better.

Smut peddler rating: It’s there but it definitely feels like Meatbun’s weakest work. But for fans of the omegaverse please note that Gu Mang has a self lubricating hole and that will never not be iconic.

Recommended for: Chengxian shippers. Mo Xi is Jiang Cheng with main character energy. Becoming sort of a demonic cultivator I guess makes Gu Mang Wei Wuxian.

6) Ballad of Sword and Wine

Pros: Cezhou are everything! When things are delivering in Qjj the world is your oyster - the eunuchs are eunuching, the gays are fucking, donkeys are getting murdered for sport. It’s giving Game of Thrones when it was still good minus the dragons in Ancient China. What’s not to like?

Cons: Why are there so many side characters? Also the politics do ride on heavy. You will absolutely forget who people are and if you’re along for the Cezhou ride, be prepared to go off on tangents about grain.

Smut peddler rating: Genius. Censorship took out some of the fun but Cezhou are definitely speedrunning every kink. Between foot jobs, fucking on a horse and Shen Zechuan Calling Xiao Chiye daddy, bl fans are well fed with this one.

Recommended for: Fans of Captive Prince, anyone who wishes Jin Guangyao was the main character and people who really love reading about grain.

5) Guardian

Pros: Has a talking cat, the yearning and the longing is so high. Zhao Yunlan gets blue balled so hard he comes out to his mother. Shen Wei is such a delicious character. The side characters are all well fleshed out and adorable. It’s sort of fluffy work place yaoi, but with a constant sense of impending doom.

Cons: You will probably get lost with what the fuck is going on at some point.

Smut peddler rating: Fade to black because it’s Priest BUT Shen Wei has canonical murder come that can only be fixed with a casual bit of blood drinking so even though the explicit content is low, the payoff is high.

Recommended for: Fans of tgcf, anyone who loves office shenanigans, people who love Chinese mythology.

4) Riverbay Road Men’s Dormitory

Pros: I adore literally everyone in this book. I’m invested in everyone’s love lives and the slice of life aspect never gets boring because these fuckers are all shady bitches. There’s also an element of realism

Cons: Huo Sichen is king of dull as a LI. This seems to be a bit of a Fei Tian issue. Guess he’s just too good at writing side characters.

Smut peddler rating: High! It’s Fei Tian after all. I’ve never been so emotionally invested in mutual masturbation and someone definitely fucks a pillow. Post nut clarity is a sentence you will read too many times.

Recommended for: Slice of life fans and those who want more modern danmei.

3) Case File Compendium

Pros: Meatbun is living her best life with this one. He Yu is an obsessive theatre kid with mummy issues and I love him to the moon and back. Xie Qingcheng is rocking that repressed sad boy energy I cannot say no to. It’s unhinged. Embrace the chaos. There’s something really nostalgic about Case File Compendium if you are a long term bl fan.

Cons: The first volume is diabolical.

Smut peddler rating: Meatbun went to town with this one. Non con at an all time high. Nostalgic for long term fans of bl.

Recommended for: fans of toxic yaoi. It’s basically a modern au of the Husky and his White Cat Shizun. Apparently there’s a Sci-Fi element that I live in fear of.

2) The Husky and his White Cat Shizun

Pros: Mo Ran and Chu Wanning are everything to me. It’s absolutely hilarious and the mix of fluff and angst is just right.

Cons: I feel like the toxic yaoi is underutilised. The evil timeline is so good but there’s also an element of it not counting which as a fan of villainy makes me a bit sad. Also I don’t have a lot of faith in Meatbun being able to stick a landing.

Smut peddler rating: High. If you liked Wei Wuxian fucking a sword in his dreams - Chu Wanning will raise you a candlestick in real life. Meatbun really buys into foreplay as well. That she went with intercrural sex for Ranwan’s first time will never not blow my mind.

Recommended for: fans of bl who want to branch out into danmei.

1) Legend of Exorcism

Pros: It’s basically a gay fantasy RPG. There’s a nice sprinkling of angst throughout. Li Jinglong is an absolute diamond. He’s saved Fei Tian’s LI’s for me. The amount of questing going on here is so pleasing. Everyone’s dynamics are so enjoyable and like with all Fei Tian novels, gay characters acknowledge that they are attracted to men. There’s no gay for you nonsense going on here.

Cons: It is threatening on becoming a slow burn.

Smut peddler rating: 0 so far, but there’s been a lot of erections. Also, it’s Fei Tian and I believe in him. Li Jinglong is just waiting to destroy someone and Kong Hongjun is begging to be railed. When these two finally get their shit together the result is going to be pure debauchery and I am here for it.

Recommended for: Everyone.

[xxescapefromthecityxx]

Sonic being reincarnated maria kicks ass like that shit goes hard as fuck. Imagine ur best friend is a magical hedgehog and ur some kid dying of Kid Dying in Anime disease and so u cant run around w him a ton and u live in a research facility in space so you dont get to do all the normal person fun stuff and also u get fucking shot and ur last thoughts are boo this sux ow i didnt get to hang w shadow more my lovely spikey boy

And then its 50 yrs later and ur reincarnated and ur ALSO A MAGICAL HEDGEHOG AND U GET TO BE A BOY IF U WANT AND U CAN GO SO FAST and u can yaoi it up kickass if u ask me

Also that makes sonic a robotnik and thats Weird/fun imagine u get reincarnated as a furry and ur job is to throw hands w ur shithead cousin and a cool emo furry situationship on the regular

Also i dont ship shadow and maria i just love reincarnation and refuse to let ppl die or let sonic and shadow exist without wanting to kiss ur welcome for solving marias death

[necrotic-nephilim]

i think stephcass could have been potentially interesting if fandom let steph be herself and not ultimate uwu girl boss erasing all her negative traits. where is her jealousy? unhealthy obsession with her crush and complete lack of understanding of the concept of boundaries ESPECIALLY if that person is already dating someone? where is her almost manic urge to push away other potential love interests (and at this point i realized she would NOT have been so chill with ives if tim had come out much earlier yikes)

BIG AGREE OH MY GOD YOU PUT IT INTO WORDS.

because i love TimSteph for the reasons you listed!! there's something very unhealthy and teen girl-ish in the way Steph approaches relationships. she's angrily jealous and she thinks about Tim in a possessive way. like she is just so consumed by him and it's meant to be male comic writers writing how they think teen girls write about boys in their diaries- but it comes off as incredibly toxic. it's one of her deepest character flaws and what endears me so much to 90s Steph. she throws herself so deeply into romance when she has it, like she's afraid if she lets go of it for even a second it's going to leave her. and god forbid you be the person she falls for bc you will never maintain a healthy relationship with someone she views as competition, she *will* sabotage it. and to me these are all pros of her character. i *like* seeing how vigilantes struggle to maintain normal relationships- *especially* teenage vigilantes. Steph struggles to balance her "regular" life with being Spoiler and what things deserve a Stephanie Brown reaction and what things deserve a Spoiler reaction. and when she's dating, it's almost *always* going to be a Spoiler reaction and she shades her relationships through that lense. it's why civilian partners for Steph never really interest me. (besides the fact they always feel forced and clunky, like Steph's recent think with Maps' older brother?) it doesn't explore the way Steph loves to her fullest extent and how far she goes when she's into someone. there's no sweet puppy love for Steph, when she's all in, she's *all* in. she will do what she thinks is best for Tim oftentimes by her own will without his knowledge or approval, and sometimes massively fucks things up for him. bc she's just so wrapped up in what she believes is best, consequences are secondary.

and sure, she maintains healthy friendships. bc most fodder with StephCass is very healthy and soft. bc it's a *friendship*. and it changes radically when Steph is involved romantically. it's why there's such a difference in how Steph regards Tim when they're just friends as to when they were dating. she loves him and he's always going to be important, but that obsessive passion isn't what drives them anymore. so it's something you have to consider with *any* Steph ship in which it's a character she's had a friendship with- that how she interacts with them as a friend doesn't necessarily inform how she'd regard them as a lover. and that's the issue with StephCass. even the StephCass content that *is* comics informed (tho, a lot of it isn't and while i don't think fanon needs to be based on the comics to be good, i do think Steph and Cass are difficult characters to tackle if you aren't at least semi-familiar with their canon content bc of how warped they are in the fandom-) comes off with such a rose-colored lense that sours it for me. hell, even on Cass' side, things she's *canonically* done have been weird and obsessive about Steph. but that's never explored.

(tbh dare i say it's something to do with the phenomena in fandom that yuri is morally pure and perfect and yaoi is always dirty and bad- there's this almost sanitizing of sapphic ships sometimes to make them perfect and cute together and while i'm not here to yuck someone else's yum, i do think it's *telling* that women in fandom never get to explore the complex depths of unhealthy and toxic love in the way men do bc if you make a woman evil, it's misogyny. if you sexualize a woman too much it's misogyny. if you write her doing morally fucked up things even with the understanding it is her canon character, it's misogyny and you're villainizing her. i can sit here and say Tim is canonically shitty at relationships and ppl will not. if i say the same about Steph, then i'm critiquing a woman and holding her to an unfair standard. it's exhausting. it feels like StephCass only ever exists to depict Steph and Cass as morally pure and in love angels kissing in the background while the men get to do complex and nuanced and fun things in the foreground. this thought has probably been far more explored by others with more developed nuance on it, but i just wanted to point it out bc it's a very real thing i keep seeing *especially* in the Batfam fandom-)

and equally i think Cass' reaction to this intensity and obsession from Steph could be interesting. Cass historically has had poor reactions to knowing everyone is attracted to her and thinking about her, so that level of intensity i think could cause some negative reactions out of Cass that would add some very layered conflict to the ship. some of Steph's most negative traits *do* clash with Cass' wants and needs. it makes the ship more fun! it puts Steph's flaws on display as well as Cass' flaws and her internal issues surrounding romance. StephCass could be so weird and fucked up. but it's been defanged by this fandom in a way that turns me off to it. i love both Steph and Cass and i love exploring sapphic Batfam ships, so it *should* work for me. but the irony of it being popular in anti spaces combined with no one being able to acknowledge the flaws either of these characters have for the sake of making them kiss just. bores me and it's sucked any interest i could have out of it. bc god forbid women just be a little fucked up. </3

[weeb-polls-with-pip]

Autistic Anime Boys Tournament Bracket

Heeey guys! It’s finally time for our next tournament! Get ready to pit all your favorite autistic anime* boys against one another~ 😈😈😈 The same rules as the autistic anime girls poll apply here, but I will reiterate them below.

*Note: I understand that the term ‘anime’ does not, semantically, apply to every character that I will allow into the poll—I am simply using the term in a general manner, because it is quick to say and widely recognized. Characters from print media (i.e. manga, manhwa, manhua), ‘anime-style’ webcomics and games/visual novels, and from non-Japanese East Asian animation like donghua and hanguk aeni are welcome as well.

No western media, unless the characters are deliberately designed in an 'anime-style’ (ex: in the past, I have allowed characters from things like DDLC). It can't be a temporary or one-off gag style-change either. It must be the series' regular artstyle. Judging this will be my subjective opinion, but I am going to be excluding animation that stylistically toes the line (sorry AtLA and VLD fans).

Don't submit Shigeo Kageyama from Mob Psycho 100. His autism swag is too powerful and iconic, so I've decided he will be the mascot of this tourney. The winner of the poll will be rewarded with a special exhibition match against Mob. 👍👍

The characters do not need to be canonically autistic. Headcanons are perfectly fine.

You can submit as many characters as you like, but do not submit the same character multiple times.

Submit characters through the designated Google form. Any sent through asks/messages/any other means will be ignored and you’ll be kindly redirected to the form. Just keeps things more organized this way.

Don't be a dick if your fav loses. Please. Let's all be civil here and have a good time. Doing tumblr polls is entirely for fun!

Definitely send propaganda for the contestants! I love hearing people infodump about their favs.

This time around, I will not make submitting propaganda a requirement on the form, but it does significantly increase your character’s chances of getting into the bracket.

I will attempt to be more selective for this poll, to avoid an enormous bracket like last time (I just have a tendency to get attached to submissions and can’t help but let in as many as I can 😅), but I won’t officially decide on the number of competitors until after submissions close.

Good luck! May the best boy win!

SUBMISSIONS OPEN NOV. 28TH – JAN. 2ND

Tagging other poll blogs below the cut.

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[angronius]

Hey I could be missing stuff, because I'm very dumb, but -

Was Plox Angron's kid from before Emps showed up or after? Do they have another parent, or just Angron? How bad are the daddy issues? What's their relationship with the Blood Angle? How'd they meet the Blood Angel? Who is the Blood Angel? What do you mean Lorgar recycled them????

Again, appologizes if the lore has been explained, I am STUPID

NOOO ur not dumb or stupid!! I’m spinning with u!! i have no clue what I’ve shared and what I haven’t but :] I will answer the questions under the cut!! Bc I love him a lot and feel I’m going to type way too much 🙂‍↕️

He is Angron’s kid AFTER Emps showed up, and he does have another parent (the fella w gold eyes on the chibi oc heads thing)! Since Plox was supposed to be just a regular shmegular oc these details abt him r super weak and messy, so I apologise 💔 his other dad is a Custode.

the daddy issues r so bad that they don’t even register I think. I sorta subscribe to the idea that Angron wants to care for his kid, but cannot bring himself to (nails+transron headcanons going brr lol). He goes so far as to call his kid ‘thing’ ‘it’ ‘spawn’ or ‘creature’, or literally just doesn’t think abt him. He forgor. Plox assumes Angron is his father in the same way the World Eaters regard Angron as their father !! I could spend all day writing abt Angron and parenting and baby Plox and attachment issues hehehe

the BA’s name is Masaccio ;3c they have no canonical relationship I just wanted to draw toxic yaoi hehe my BA is a raging thirsty boy and Plox is a nail-less WE that’s just insane so I thought it would be funny to make my toys kiss.

Ok sO, I needed an excuse for Plox to wind up in 40k so ofc, the warp. And who better to toss the spawn of Angron into a warp portal than Lorgar? The current crack-situation is Lorgar attempted to use Plox for some kind of ritual, it winds up with him just throwing the kid into the warp, and then Plox is spit back out 10k years later and exists for a few years until WE’s start their recruitment tour thru his planet. Recycled! :3 he’s an odd 200 something year old Chaos Lord by current time.

Plox worships Angron as hard, if not harder, than he worships Khorne. He just wants his big red daddy to notice him (he will not notice him).

[catboymoments]

I ask this as a mlm, I thought people being into yaoi was the result of fetishizing queer men rather than having a genuine interest in stories featuring lgbtq+ couples? Similar to yuri. Something about the idea that “love like their’s is forbidden or wrong” or something like that, instead of seeing them like a regular couple. /gen

Am I wrong? cause I’m genuinely confused. Apologies if I sound ignorant, btw! I genuinely want to know.

I say this also as a trans mlm. I like to see boys kissing. Sometimes yaoi is bad and sometimes it is good

[padawansuggest]

No no, I didn’t get into anime/manga later in life. I got into it at the same time most kids normally do. You just misunderstand how much action stories bore the actual hell outta me. So. I was either watching things like Tokyo Mew Mew and zoning out during the action scenes, or losing up my little ten year old brain on actual yaoi and yuri manga in between watching literally any yuri anime I could get my grubby hands on. I started way more hardcore than you guys and I still hate Naruto I’m just built different. Stupider. A little bit more shallow. Gayer. Way more autistic than any of you. ADHD too so I didn’t have much of an attention span. Couldn’t care less about action show plots that shit’s so boring. An anime about a ‘boy’ who gets hit by a spaceship and ‘his’ body is recreated but they didn’t know how to make a boy so they gave her a femme body and now her crush and childhood besties are both tryina get it? Yeah. Love that. We should make more of that. One Piece? That’s just pirates, and they aren’t even yaoi. Step up or back up. Anime where an apocalypse hits earth because a race of lesbian aliens decide to colonize the planet because their own died out and the anime is the prequel to it all and involves a regular human girl going to a boarding school where she is roomed with one of these aliens in disguise who immediately decides this is her soulmate and falls in love with her in a very coming-of-age/slice-of-life mixture that’s lovely and has a lot of flower symbolism in it? Nice.

I like aliens and trans girls and lesbians tbh I don’t get much more complicated than that. And I don’t wanna stop.

[zyxyz-xyzzy]

assorted tetro blue CCC thoughts

under the cut, here by popular demand...! I won't link the archive capture/screenshots of the CCC page directly here just to be on the safe side, but if you're interested and having trouble finding it you can always DM me here or on tetrocord 🙏 if you DO have it feel free to use the page to follow along, leave a comment if you have any thoughts on my thoughts, etc etc.

looking at these post-[Depart] it's interesting how a lot of them make reference to the students' actual talents rather than placeholder ones! sadly the White ccc has hardly any talent references at all in it so we can't really use this to speculate on that

Ninomiya "channels his high energy into his music" vs Isoda "channel[s] all of their thoughts and emotions into their music"... I need them to interact please and thank

Kumada really is "Chiba Steps Up but real" I love her so much already :D

Tsukigata is absolutely getting set up to be scammed the heck out of by Ikeda oh lord. Toxic yaoi...? also I don't think I've seen anyone talk about him being (or at least speaking?) French, that's kinda neat?

ik people have been comparing Yokoi to Hasegawa bc of her talent but the description/quotes give me kind of a Tsuno vibe personality-wise...? which is an interesting take on an academic-talent character compared to what we usually get in fangans, for sure

the contrast in Maekawa's quotes is incredible lmaooo yet more reasons she's also the Best <3

Hirose and Tei "I don't get paid enough for this leave me alone" twinsies!! :V more seriously though, throwing my prediction into the ring now that Hirose will Not be the chapter-3-killer-vibes and more of just a regular old grump... like, more of a Charles rather than an Arturo (if you'll forgive the other-fangan reference), y'get what I mean?

my most HOT TAKE is that I'm not sold on Ogura yet... ik ppl love the chuuni act and all but the way it's presented sounds a bit too over-the-top and wacky for a series as grounded as Tetro, like she's a mainline DR character who wandered on-set by mistake (Hifumi Yamada, is that you...?). though gotta admit I am curious what she'd think of MikiMiki, lol. are vtubers 2D enough to count for her...?

pizza girl is gonna be sooo divisive I can feel it coming already. second coming of tamba discourse 💀

other character interactions/potential ships(?) of note that I haven't brought up yet, let's see... I think I've mentioned before in the server Shishikura/Denden could be cute, they're both Nice :) and have sorta-related talents–or maybe Shishi with Sou, or Tsukigata? speaking of Sou, I think he could have some interesting conversation with the other artistically-inclined talents going by the second sentence of his description! on the obligatory-tetro-blue-has-more-yuri side of things, Yokoi/Ouno as the brains + brawn couple like has been mentioned in the server has potential... now to swing away from the more wholesome interactions all of a sudden, comedy option: Kumada and Ogura rivalry(?) over who has the cooler make-flashy-decorated-rides job! clash of the inflated egos! also Ninomiya and Akiba have a similar enough sort of "dumb teenage boy trying to be Cool and Edgy" vibes I think they could be very funny together, idk

but of course, the real Spicy Content, the bit that's especially relevant now that we have Galahad sprite sighting (!!) and thus motivated me to actually take the time to writeup this post... Secondary Character One through Four! the staffside squad!! ever since the CCC first dropped ppl have been speculating Adriano as Three due to the mention of him being Brazilian, but I think we actually have enough to work with to place all four of them now! hear me out:

The staffsiders we don't have official art for yet (to the best of my knowledge, I don't have a paypal to sign up for the kofi sub so correct me if there's smth from that I missed) are: Galahad, Adriano, Tatematsu, Hisa, Ibano, and Kurogome (and technically also Godmother but her being a mokosona makes that. Complicated lol)

With Galahad implied for blue we can slot him into One as the other male voice, so that leaves Two and Four. while Two's description is fairly vague her provided quotes fit Tatematsu's voice very well (just picture it in your head and you'll see what I mean), and Four's description fits with Hisa as the one head who actually cares for her employees. so we didn't get official art of those four bc they were slated to get official talksprites all along! only minor counterpoint is that that kind of leaves the other two/three as odd ones out (I would say they're potential White appearances but there weren't any Secondary Characters in that CCC so ehhhhh), but hey, maybe it's just not that deep, idk

[wife]

ok i wish i remember the beautiful selection of anime i got to watch as a kid better bc so much of it was BL or straight up yaoi shit it was not normal. grown woman thought this was appropriate to show to small. children. there Was also inuyasha i think it was literally the only regular anime she gave

the only bl i actually remember is Princess Princess and that shit was so fucking amazing to me. it's about these boys who go to an allboys school but since it's an allboys school the boys get restless so they need girls. u know how it is. so the school has this policy where they have a few of the prettiest boys who have to dress like girls and be girls for the other boys to fawn over (&there are various benefits for the boys who are being girls) and it made me so crazy iw as like. this is my fucking dream I WOILD DO THIS FOR FREEEEEE <- the transgender

[ultimatedetectivequeen]

Guidelines

Welcome to my NSFW Ask blog for Danganronpa!

It's been a while since I've been active, and I want to change some things up!

To start, any character from the DR series can be a muse! I used to require Kyoko(My Bae<3) or others to be involved in some way for an ask. But that is no longer required!

Muses from Project: Eden's Garden are also welcome!

I also have two OCs in the form of the Naegi twins, Kyotaro and Minako, the children of Makoto and Kyoko. You can read about them here and look through posts using their tags to learn more.

Additional things to know:

Incest is a favorite kink of mine, and though it won't be present in every ask, varying levels of it may sometimes be included without warning depending on the muses present

I'm cool with writing F/M, M/M, and F/F

I'm NOT cool with writing stuff like Toilet Play, gore, and vore.

Any ask that involves Minako or Kyotaro will immediately be considered a "Future-Time" ask. In which Kyoko and Makoto are married and other muses from the regular timeline have aged.

List of AUs

In the mood for:

Muses: GB!Makoto, Sayaka, Hina, Shuichi, Chihiro, Komaru, Byakuya, Maki, Tsumugi,

Kinks: genderbending, crossdressing, monsters, bikinis, male on male/yaoi/hot steamy boy sex/give it to me rn fucker,

Pairings: GB!Makoto x GB!Kyoko(Kyo), Diana x Damon, Sayaka x Makoto,

Summer asks are welcome!

BTW I wouldn't mind being asked to make some tier lists :3

[thiswaycomessomethingwicked]

Not me writing a Pumpkin!Octopus fic.....

To be honest, Davy Boy and Mercer were my very first toxic old man yaoi ship. They deserve more love.

I may or may not have Mercer do something awful and Davy Boy just: "fuck, that's hot. Wait. No. What?"

Davy Jones/Mercer is such a blessed pairing. I love it.

I feel like Davy Jones, who is also a really fucked up person who does horrific things with great regularity, would just be like "yeah, do more. do worse" whenever Mercer is like casually murdering people or whatever it is he does in his free time on a Friday night.

I had this head-canon for a time that when Mercer was in his twenties he ended up on the Flying Dutchman for a stint for Reasons as one of the only still human people (a la Will Turner). During this brief time - like a year or two - Mercer and Davy Jones had the most complicated something going on between the two of them. Affair isn't the right word. Hate fucking isn't either. But it was something! And it was messy! And everyone on the boat hated it!

It's why Davy Jones's murder of Mercer in POTC is so fucked up. Like that is a revenge murder. That murder was deeply, deeply personal.

100% Mercer and Barbosa (who were made to be bros) would hang out though, on the sly from their respective sides, to drink bad rum and bitch about their poor life choices.

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Barbosa: first it was Davy now it's some posh lord?

Mercer: Hey, Beckett has personal hygiene and he pays me. Davy did not. The Flying Dutchman could use a union. How's Sparrow?

Barbosa: if I never see him again it will be too soon.

Mercer: you know I do discounts for friends if you want me to kill him.

Barbosa: don't threaten me with a good time.

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anyway - I support the Mercer/Davy Jones ship!

[mysterycharacterflowers]

Round 2; A bouquet of snapdragon, yellow poppy and jonquil Vs A bouquet of dandelion, asphodel, poppy, chamomile, red columbine, hydrangea, rhododendron, dark crimson rose and queen of the night

If you know who they are, or you are pretty sure of it, please don't tell until this poll has ended!

First, let's talk about the bouquet of snapdragon, yellow poppy and jonquil

Meaning and why this flower was chosen: Snapdragon: Deception. It's kind of his whole thing, he does deceive the main character Yellow Poppy: Wealth and Success. He has a lot of it. Jonquil: It means ego and oh boy does he have a lot of it. It's the only way to defeat him. Description: This character is a literal card carrying villain, the antagonist in all ways. We may not know that much about him, but from what we see of him, we know this. He'll enact an evil scheme involving kidnapping and maybe a bit of murder, but then ask the main character to play regular sports with him (which he will of course cheat at and win). He's also got a bit of a gay thing going on with the protagonist, but that's just my opinion.

Check their post here Now, let's talk about the bouquet of dandelion, asphodel, poppy, chamomile, red columbine, hydrangea, rhododendron, dark crimson rose and queen of the night

Meaning and why this flower was chosen: Dandelion- overcoming hardship [Hes been going THROUGH it, like its been rough for this guy] Asphodel- my regrets follow you to the grave [he is riddled with guilt, for things he did, for things he didnt do, just- so much guilt] Poppy- eternal sleep, imagination [dreams are a very important aspect of the media] Chamomile- patience in adversity [he has been scraping by not dying by the skin of his teeth, he is constantly experiencing the Horrors] Red Columbine- anxiety [he is soso goddamn traumatized] Hydrangea- Frigidity and heartlessness [hes kind of a bit of an evil bitch] Rhododendron- Danger [He has been in non-stop life threatening danger since the series began] Dark Crimson Rose- Mourning [he is defined by his grief and regret] Queen of the Night- enjoy small moments because they do not last [Any minor joy he finds is immediately crushed, this man CANNOT have nice things] Description: Ohhhhh he is riddled with guilt. He is a private investigator. Everyone he loves is dead, its all his fault, it also kind of isnt. He is in a toxic yaoi situation-ship with a ghost in his brain. He is a pathetic wet cat and every eldritch god he meets wants to fuck him so bad it makes them look stupid. Hes serial killer on accident but also on purpose. Hes british and half of the media hes from is him whimpering or gasping- but it isnt horny- hes just so miserable. He loves art, he beat a widow to death with a rock one time. Hes iconic, hes wife material, he had a severed head at one point (not his).

Check their post here