#these are head canons

[teacher-with-bad-handwriting]

“It’ll take more than that to kill me,”

“No, it will not.”

Horrible head canon

So all through Silver Flames, Cassian complains about his allergies.

Runny nose

Itchy, watery eyes

The works

Why did SJM include that? What did that add to the overall story?

It didn’t add anything to his journey except to give him another thing to hate about the Spring Court,

Unless

It was a seed of foreshadowing

To tell us that these magical Fae creatures can still suffer allergies

Can still be humbled by something as insignificant as pollen

Can still die from anaphylaxis

What if Cassian isn’t doomed to die on the battle field?

What if it’s a bee sting while he’s walking in the Spring Court again?

What if it’s shellfish at a party when he’s welcomed back into the Summer Court?

What if the greatest warrior isn’t given the chance to die in battle, but he dies on a regular day enjoying time with the people he loves who never saw it coming?

Well, most of them anyway…

[ahfrickenfrick]

nightwing being hurt in the field, and over comms he can’t get out what was wrong, nearly in shock, and jason puts on his best batman™️ voice and says “robin, report.”

and it snaps dick out of it enough to say concussion, possible broken ribs, and a gash in his side.

no one talks about it, and then a year later, damian does the same thing to tim

[hinamie]

to moving forward

[messymoonmad]

"Yup that's my husband for sure"

[mooreaux]

Love Undying

[miscellaneousrenaissant]

[nothing-impt]

I love how the Epic community all unanimously agreed that Athena and Dionysus don't understand how humans are born

(Telemachus just fell down a flight of steps)

[egophiliac]

everyone out of the way, this is the only thing I'm going to be thinking about from now on.

(okay, there is one more thing)

[ketzzzel]

lunch

[christiansinglebabes]

The tags on this post where too funny I had to make it a reality

[havenshereagain]

DPxDC Idea

Danny working at Wayne Enterprises as some sort of engineer, uses the in-house app for all his blueprints and stuff

He starts getting notes from a coworker in-app, and assumes its this annoying older guy in his department who constantly undermines him because of his age, despite his education and past achievements (i feel like in this AU the Fentons react well to the reveal and they work together on a number of non-lethal ecto inventions that have Danny's name attached to them)

Except one day his coworker mentions never using the app, and Danny suddenly realizes there's only one other TD he could've been arguing with in the notes of the app

[lil-vibes]

was sick this whole week so im beaming it straight to narinder

[morganbritton132]

17 year old, CEO Tim Drake canceling a press conference and then putting out a statement like, “Sorry for canceling last min, Alfred said that he was going to run my laptop through the dishwasher if I didn’t clean my room. I think he’d do it :/. Also, wasn’t really in the mood. Cya -Tim.”

[thelostmoongazer]

Undivided attention

[vhyunjinverse]

✪ JJK MEN HEADCANNONS W/LINKS !! [nsfw]

- Choso, Geto, Gojo, Tojo | Divider @/cafekitsune

Choso… who just couldn’t stop himself from feeling you before sex. Cock hard while you rubbed your ass against it. Your “warm up” he called it, before he’s off whining while you overstimulate him

Choso and you riding to see who lasts longer. there’s nothing he enjoys more than when the both of your are edged, especially when you’re riding his cock. Overstimulating him as you rode out your orgasm until his cum is pouring out of your cunt.

You told Geto you could take it. It was a known fact he had a big cock, but you were confident until he was slowly fucking into your wet cunt, forcing your pussy to take his little monster. Your fingers gripped at the sheets while you took it like an Angel.

There’s nothing more that Geto loves then finally breaking you in to take his big cock. How good his girl is taking such a thing all on her own. Spanking your ass while his cock fucks into you with ease definitely pleases him. He’ll have you non stop screaming, a moaning mess while gripping at the covers.

Gojo definitely films you while you’re fucking. He likes watching how good you can bounce on his cock in the mirror. Knowing he’d show it to you later how much of a moaning mess you were on camera.

Gojo always shocks himself by how much he cums inside of you. He’s moaning softly until he’s gasping, bucketload of cum spilling from your cunt

When Toji misses you, he gets desperate. He doesn’t hesitate to send you videos of his thick cock cumming loads that should be inside of you.

Toji will always remind you of how much you belong to him. After breaking you in on his big cock, fucking into you because he knows you can take it. He’s knows how much of a cock hungry whore you are. He knows how much you love getting your hair pulled while he speeds up his pace. You can take it, can’t you?