#these anons will complain and whine and bitch and moan but will be right there at the front squealing & cheering when that ‘soon’ does come

[mrsreinhart]

Who still believes Lili??

yeah I don't doubt that she has a movie coming up soon, but I bet it will start filming within MONTHS and will be out within 2 years

we need her to stop lying with that "soon" bullshit that we know isn't true. Before it caused fun, now it causes anger... 🤷🏻‍♀️

So you don’t believe her and her saying ‘soon’ is causing you anger and yet, you’re still here.

Girl you know damn well that no matter how long it takes you’ll still be there so quit the crying and tuck yourself into bed, night night.

[ph4ngz]

Can I request how do Reo, Nagi, and Kunigami fuck?

Of course, my lovely little anon ^3^

isagi, chigiri, bachira, rin + sae version here <3

Mikage Reo fucks you with unnerving passive-aggression. No, no, no. He's not the type to upset you on purpose, as much as he enjoys licking the stray tears that roll down your cheeks while he's fucking you stupid. Nah, Reo is so obsessed with making you cum that he'll unintentionally set off hostile waves of adrenaline rolling through his veins. "Fuck, fuck, fuck! That's right, cutie. I will get another one outta you." Just because he views it as a victory he can achieve on his own, more than once at that. He'll become so focused, so intent sometimes that cumming himself won't even cross his mind. "You've got a few more left, haven't ya? For me?" he'll chuckle breathlessly with a dangerously influential, open-mouthed smile from above you. And of course you'll nod your head so obediently for your sweet Reo, like the skilful cock bullying your insides forbids you from denying.

When he finally notices his abdomen tensing, he'll tip over to the more aggressive side of the scale, veiny hands dying to squeeze the fat of your ass with a bruising pressure whilst his hips stutter. "Nngh— hnngh! Nuh-no… wasn't done~" his orgasm will hit him like a truck, instantly taming his animalistic behaviour and reducing his vocabulary to nothing more than softened whines of ecstasy.

Seishiro Nagi fucks you with pure ego. Oh, you thought he would be gentlemanly enough to let you finish first? Think twice. "Stop whining already…" he'll complain lightheartedly, jackhammering so hard into your poor, neglected cunt that previous loads of cum start to spurt past his dick and land in small specks upon your ass. Soon enough, your incessant wailing will eat at his temper but also at his heart, half giving into you with a "quit bitching and I might let you cum with me this time, sound good?". If you feel inclined to behave yourself, he'll be reasonable. But it'll always be a challenge to control your temper when his egocentric bullshit comes into play.

After what will feel like a lifetime of Nagi dangling you over the edge above the depths of sheer pleasure and release, he'll suddenly grant you exactly that. It'll seem like a cruel lie at first when he tells you, but it's when he'll forcefully spread your legs impossibly further apart that you'll believe it. "Hey, s-stop squirming— you idiot… agh, hah, fuuuuuuck me…" he'll drawl out a fucked-out moan whilst simultaneously doubling over to kiss your cute nose mid-orgasm.

Rensuke Kunigami fucks you with intimidating strength. First, he'll toy with you gently, loving to torture your throbbing clit after telling you to sit still on his fat cock. "Ah-ah, sweetheart. If you move, I'll only have you crying." his voice is deep and smooth when he'll threaten you, nothing but the truth in that handsome smirk of his. He'll reward you with a nice sloppy kiss if you're complacent, although that's not the highlight you look forward to. That's when he'll have you ultimately trapped beneath his muscular body, broad chest flush against your back and rendering you unable to move without permission. "I fuckin' warned you, didn't I. You're s—uch a sucker for this strength shit…" he'll groan deliciously with his head hanging beside yours, relentlessly pounding your sticky pussy from behind.

"Ohhh god~ swear you get t-tighter every time I see you— Grr! Yeah, yeah yeah m'cumming!" Kunigami will strain to keep himself from fucking howling as he'll hold you insanely close and continue to slam his pelvis into your asscheeks, muscles tensing to stop your overstimulated body from fidgeting whilst the sound of skin smacking skin sends you to heaven and back.

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[pupyuj]

Dub-con eheh. . . anyway, g!p Yujin who befriends a naive virgin loser just so she can use them as her own personal fuck toy ><

Like imagine having a studying sesh with her and it ends with her just taking your virginity. You're crying and trying so hard to resist, but it's just so hard when she's whispering the most unpure shit in your ear that you can't help but slowly submit.

"you're complaining and trying to resist, yet your moaning like a bitch in heat."

"Shut up and take it like the good girl you are."

"You're not going to tell anyone right? No one is going to believe you, and it's your fault for dressing like a slut and provoking me."

"Gonna mold you into my pretty little pet."

"You love it when I take advantage of your tight little virgin cunt, don't you?."

You're not a slut, right? You're not enjoying this at all

Right?

You can't help but believe every little word she says. Eventually you just give up and take it like the good girl you are, because maybe she is right. Yujin is your friend and friends don't lie to each other, right?

Aaah, manipulative Yujin absolutely has my heart. . . Anyway, can I be 🎀 anon? ^_^

once again i am fashionably late to an ask!! 😭 apologies 🎀 anon, but here you go!!

[cw: dubcon, breeding.]

anything with toxic!yujin in it, i'm on board IDCCCC 🤤🤤 i'd love to think of her as a mean girl in this scenario too! she just wants an innocent little lamb to corrupt and unfortunately you were perfect for it! she's so happy that you were dumb enough to fall for her friendly act, it was too easy! yujinnie totally daydreams about completely destroying your cunt and having you cry out her name for everybody to hear... but she'll start small!

gosh, you were so stupid to not recognize her advances. yujin's touching your ass, practically groping your boobs, and she's always checking you out! but she was surprised at how willing you were to let her do whatever she wanted.. coming up behind you, whispering nasty things to your ear while unbuttoning your shirt.. no resistance at all! yujin always knew there could be this kind of side to you 🫣 you were a virgin in an all-girls university no fucking duh your mind has gone off the edge sometime and looked at some girls a little closer than one should 😙😙

but you see.. you wouldn’t feel too good on the inside about what yujin was doing! :(( every single touch that came from her was out of pure lust, not a single sign of care and intimacy… so you’d try and take her hands off of your tits but she’d only push you down on the bed with your top and bra haphazardly thrown to some corner of the room… yujinnie thinks you look so pretty with your eyes all glossy w tears, she couldn’t help but kiss you! at least she was soft with that! you wouldn’t say the same for the way she treated you after… feeling up your soaked panties from underneath her skirt with her fingers and laughing mockingly… berating you so much bcs here you were, powerless under her, trying to push her away, but you were so wet! and your body completely ignored what you wanted… slightly grinding against yujin’s hand just to feel something more down there.. yujin loved seeing that 😋😋

“this skirt is too cute on you… let’s leave it as it is, hm?” and then she pulls off your panties, not wasting another second before pressing her thumb against your clit just to make you whine loudly for her 🥰 yujinnie’s the one that decides whether you’re ready or not :(( you’re moaning in both pain and pleasure as she inserts two digits inside you so slowly… having to grip her arm bcs you don’t know where to put your hands :(( gosh you were adorable! and ofc yujin fucks you like she fucks any other girl that are stupid enough to get involved with a psychopath like her! rough and so painfully fast! “mm… good girl! you’re getting used to this quickly, huh?” you really weren’t though :((

it was frustrating… bcs it both hurt and felt so good! 😵‍💫 you didn’t know how to feel, let alone think! not a single coherent word left your mouth while yujin busied hers with licking and sucking on your nipples.. your arms wrapped all around her, pushing her closer to you bcs this was the one good thing that she’s done… having to bite onto her shirt just to conceal your noises but she didn’t like that! 🫣 she’d push you back, glaring down at you while she abused your pussy harder than ever if that was even possible! ah, but if you think you were done after cumming on her fingers... well, you were dumber than you actually were 🤭

her being even more unforgiving with her cock :(( just completely disregarding your pained cries and your pleads for her to slow down.. feeling the tip of her cock ram into unknown places inside you, her thickness being such a perfect fit in your tight cunt... yujin was completely addicted! she should've been quicker and fucked you way before if your pussy felt this good around her dick 😳😳 she fucks you with a mocking grin, knowing you were completely powerless to do anything against her.. eventually you just laid there, shaking and moaning her name as she uses you...

"you wanna.. ah, fuck... you wanna know how it feels to be bred full, princess?" oh, come on, this is yujin! ofc she doesn't wait for an answer! you couldn't utter a word that wasn't her name and a bunch of nonsense anyway! laying there as yujin dumped every single drop of her cum inside you.. feeling the warm fluid seep inside your walls while yujin stared at you with only filthy obsession in her eyes... you just looked way too pretty under her, you can't blame her for fucking and breeding you that entire afternoon! 💕

[oscconfessions]

Stupid and incomprehensible (/srs) ii rant incoming. This post was fact checked by REAL American patriots ✅✅✅

The people that are shitting on ii and saying it's ruined are so fucking funny to me. No, ii16/ii17 wasn't contradictory or out of character. You literally just created your own story in your head and then got mad when it didn't come to fruition. Like dawg that was all you. You created your own problems to be mad at. Just admit your interpretations were wrong. It's not that hard.

NO BUT YOU GUYS ARE SO FUCKING MISERABLE. IT'S A KID'S SHOW. GROW UP. YEAH IT'S NOT FUCKING SHAKESPEARE BUT YOU'RE ACTING LIKE THE FINALE IS THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER GRACED THE EARTH. You guys can't enjoy ANYTHING AND IT SHOWS. "Oh my godd my sugar plum is SO out of character!! The twist came from NOWHERE" are you on the writing team? Have you been planning this for a DECADE? No?? Shut up. Your writing opinions are about as valuable as five Nickel plushies. Just please shut the fuck up. It's not even that they're objectively wrong, it's that they're so fucking annoying. Like the confidently wrong "if you think differently you have no media literacy" type of annoying. I'm in like five other different fandoms and none of them make me feel drained after interacting with them like the ii fandom. Yes I'm separating them from the osc entirely cause they're a different breed. Hell, the ONE community reacted better to their ending than how ii fans are rn. Which is saying a lot because iykyk.

HOWEVER. I am NOT saying I want the ii community to become an echo chamber where everyone believes that Inanimate Insanity is a gift sent down from the Gods because it isn't. There's definitely things wrong with it. And even if it was a gift sent from the God's we are NOT gonna have a massive circle jerk because our favorite show is so cool.

Again, however, the criticism that ii receives isn't even criticism. It's just people bitching and moaning and it's so draining reading their massive walls of text because they're so fucking CONDESCENDING. Oh yeah you're definitely superior because your take on why the past two episodes are the worst lemme just bend over and suck your dick because that's what you want right?? To blow smoke up your ass and say that you're so amazing and smart and that everyone who disagrees with you lacks media literacy?? I FUCKING HATE THE PHRASE MEDIA LITERACY AND I'VE ONLY STARTED HATING IT BECAUSE YOU GUYS GOT YOUR GREASY FINGERS ONTO IT.

Anyways that's it. I've definitely talked about this before but idc people need to stop being miserable and start frolicking in the flowers. Yes, recognize that your favorite show has flaws, but get your head out of your ass and stop having a superiority complex. And stop making shit up in your head. Write an au fanfic or something instead idk just stop whining about how the show is somehow wrong. You people were literally complaining about ii17 the same day it came out. Why do you have so much hate in your heart.

Btw it's late for me. These are just all of my unfiltered thoughts so I'm like really annoying rn and I definitely would have worded this better but idc lol. Definitely going anon for this one.

[noroi1000]

Hi ! I really loved the Gojo Satoru royal AU story called "Commander" the anon who requested it made such a good request and you did a great job writing it !

This sounds sort of more like a continuation or mini-series for the "Commander" fic but could I request where there's a very grand masquerade ball (imagine commander!reader in a dress 😻🫶)and/or where commander!reader gets/achieves the power to order in the political matters which makes many ppl's belief stronger as seeing her in future regent empress position with gojo as the emperor 🙈 ( imagining commander!reader officially as the empress makes me run laps ). also adding smut isn't necessary but if u do i'd like reader to be dom like she was (😫) (even if they switch up positi- yk ehm ) but yea it's upto to u if u do this req or not but i am so in love with commander!reader , she's SO SO mighty fine

Gojo x fem reader (royal AU)

Warning: Smut at the beginning.

A/n: Is grammar good? My phone updated the keyboard including the whole translator and now I don't know what the quality of the translation is. Except that the translation now takes me longer.

"Such a good boy." You moaned stroking your prince's hair as he hovered over you with heavy breathing.

"(y/n)… Ah… so tight…" He moaned, pushing his hips back slightly to give himself a moment to breathe so he wouldn't come so fast.

"You are so big~ I want you inside. It's so enjoyable." You said with a slightly heavier breath. After all, he already fucked you. It's not like Satoru's stamina sucks so much that you can't cum with him. Everything is just right.

Satoru is big, he is wide, he is long. Everything is just right. Also that he's such a good boy and succumbs to you.

Even when he's on top, he can't dominate for long.

And moaning for you, he's such a sweet boy you can't help it. By pleasing himself, he pleases you.

When he's towering over you, he can't make your body give up. He listens to your body language just as much when he's down as he is up. Besides, he loves getting petted by you and hearing you say he's a good boy more than fucking you and hearing you moan.

He loves to hear words of praise flying out of your mouth along with moans. Because he knows it's nice for you.

This great, powerful prince does what you tell him to do. Change position, change rhythm. You guide him even lying on your back.

Then when you want you can stop him, you can bump into his hips, you can hold him close.

You can change your position at any time and he won't complain about it. He'll just whine even more. Just enough.

You tell him to fuck you, he's gonna fuck you. And in the moments where he's a little mean when he looks at your face contorted in pleasure, then he moans like a bitch when he starts fucking you. Your pussy can tire him as long as he is able to persevere. Because you know exactly what to do to make him oversensitive. Almost bring him to orgasm, and keep going. Or give him endless pleasure. One that will overwhelm him.

Keep him inside until he's panting, or take him out often and leave him on his tummy. Without anything to wrap its length. Or even move fast on it. All this can drive him crazy.

He even lets you tie him up. Then all you have to do is ride him until he whines like a real slut begging for a break. But he still maintains his very high position in the state.

Even though you can make him moan even by pinching his nipples… This is his little secret. You don't know if he likes it or not, but when you touch his chest, when your hands find his nipples, he always makes some soft grunts.

If he can abuse your tits with his mouth and hands, you can also abuse him for a while. It's always a foretaste of seeing his flushed face.

Well, at this point, for example, you could very well make him moan.

Holding your hips, he pounded into you, moaning softly, just like you.

Dirty talk always turned you on, but also him. Even now, praising him helps a lot to make him blush and also to make his cock twitch inside you.

"good boy… You fill me up so well It's so good… Ah…" You groaned as he hit that spot. With your moan, you felt him tremble in your walls. "So hard and nice… So deep… Satoru~."

Singing his name, you pulled him into a kiss.

Reaching your hand between your legs, you began to move your fingers on your clit, breathing faster against his mouth.

You clenched as you got closer to orgasm. He moaned loudly and pulled back for a moment, feeling your pussy sucking him in too hard.

He didn't want to come too soon. This time he didn't want to come with you. He wanted to fuck you through your orgasm.

"Toru, I want to cum… I want you…" You groaned, gripping his forearm with one hand.

"Wait…" He moaned as he gripped the base of his cock, only one inch of it inside you for the moment.

Looking at his face, you saw his eyes closed.

You smiled slightly and wrapped your legs around his waist to pull him down to you. As you hooked your ankles together, you were sure that you would succeed.

You pulled him down, causing his entire length to slide inside you. Hitting as deep as he could. Filling you with it all, making you feel something in your belly that you don't naturally feel. Feeling how its tip reaches even to the lower abdomen. Such were the charms of a boy with a big cock. It was a strange feeling, but it was pleasant.

As he was suddenly sucked inside of you, he grunted loudly as he felt your walls gripping his cock hard again. His back arched involuntarily as he lay down on your chest, burying his red face between your tits.

Moving your fingers faster on your sensitive bud, you tightened your legs around. And he, wanting to give you an orgasm, moved his hips as shallowly as he could while you held him tight. All he had to do was lightly nudge the bundles of nerves that sent a current to your core, making you spill over him, pressing the walls tight against him.

You heard his grunts and his groans muffled in your body. How couldn't he moan when the vacuum was sucking him in so much, the way your pussy squeezed and sucked him was driving him crazy. Running his tip over your cervix a few times before he unexpectedly fired as your walls twitched slightly. He has filled your belly with warmth. He moaned into your skin, pressing his lips to the soft mounds.

You started stroking his hair, feeling him getting soft inside of you. And despite his shoulders shaking from the hypersensitivity of his penis, you held him close to you, wanting to stare at your flushed little boy.

"Ah… Maybe with another orgasm like this deep inside you, I'll get information about the heir, huh?" he laughed, trying to free himself from the grip of your walls around him.

"Before that happens, I'd better be your wife. I don't want to be criticized by the elders." You joked.

"Wife, huh…" he moaned softly. "Are you ready for masquerade ball ?"

"Right now I'm not prepared. I'm lying naked in bed while my naked boyfriend lies on top of me, his soft cock still inside me. I doubt I'd go to ball like that."

"We can go like this." You hit him lightly on the head as he laughed.

"Do you think this suits me?" You asked as you looked at yourself in the mirror.

"You look great." Satoru said, sitting on the bed behind you. Looking down at your back where the skin was visible under a piece of decorative lace before his gaze dropped lower.

"I can see in the mirror where you're looking, pervert." You muttered, adjusting the sleeves to the elbows, as well as the neckline.

"And I see you're adjusting your chest now. I chose a neckline for you,” he said with a smile.

"I figured it out."

"I know you like it. You look good in blue." He walked over to you and placed his hands on your waist, bringing his head to yours. "And I also know you wouldn't want a dress that made you look like you had a soccer ball up your ass. My aunt wears one, bleh."

"Yeah I know. Thank you. It's beautiful. It's just… I should go there as your partner? You know… I should be on duty right now as your bodyguard at the ball. Even under this mask they recognize me…" you looked at the little purple-blue mask.

Your outfits matched.

He was wearing a light blue suit with silver markings. It looked more like white with blue flashes, however it matched his eyes as well as his hair.

Your dress was also white and blue. Blue lace, bits of blue fabric that almost glowed.

There were little purple crystals in your styled hair, looking more like a combination of blue and purple. The same crystals were on your neck, only they were bigger. A necklace made of silver and crystals that you also received from Satoru on that day.

"They can't stop you from going to ball. You got an invitation signed with my name." From his pocket he pulled out an ornate piece of paper with an invitation to the ball written on it. Specially with your name, signed his "The mask is just a decoration that completes the outfit. You can download it anytime. Every person will probably take off the mask at some point."

Suddenly, he also pulled out his mask, white with silver and purple fragments, from his pocket. Almost the same as yours.

"You see? This is not a ball with traditional costumes. Not a kimono, not a Yukata. You are to dress as you like. But you can't go to a ball with a sword and armor. You deserve the most fun of all." Grabbing your hand, he pulled you towards the door. "Now come on. The whole night is waiting for us."

"Let's welcome Prince Satoru, along with his partner, (y/n)."

Standing next to Satoru at the entrance to the hall, you saw the people already inside bowing as you entered with him.

Only, you didn't expect your name to be spoken to the whole room.

So that's what Satoru meant when he talked about being a princess.

Standing next to the golden thrones at the top of a couple of stairs, you looked down at the people dressed differently. Colorful dresses, men's clothes. Masks on people's faces.

Holding Satoru's arm, you made your way down the stairs.

You immediately heard and saw the fangirls club screaming for Satoru to see them.

He had to smile because as a host he had to smile.

When they saw his gaze, they squealed and rejoiced, and their partners looked at them strangely.

They always gave you strange looks. Like they want to murder you for taking the perfect man away from them.

Even if you had to fight them, even in that dress, you'd win right away.

"Would you like to dance?" he asked, offering you his hand.

You accepted his offer with a smile.

To spend the next few minutes feeling his hands guiding you across the dance floor, hands holding you as you twirl in your dream dress.

The hands that hold you at the end as he left your back down at the end of the melody.

And eyes that showed satisfaction. His smile on his face. His lips fell to yours in a slow kiss.

Minutes passed, then hours.

Until finally he suddenly took you to the throne. Standing with you against the wall. When he said he had a surprise for you.

"You know, from today you'll have a lot more political power. And more in the future." He said with a smile, holding your hands.

"What are you talking about? I didn't want to hear about my political position at the ball." You smiled slightly as you looked into his eyes. He took off his mask and then yours, placing it on the table next to him.

You saw that the emperor entered the hall, and started walking to his throne to sit down. You smiled and tilted your head towards him.

He was a kind man to you who didn't treat you like anyone else. After all, you were his son's chosen one.

Once his father was seated, he pulled you to the middle.

"Satoru?"

"You will have more as my bride, as the future empress. To have even more as Empress later." He said staring at you.

The moment you opened your mouth to speak, he saw his height decrease as he knelt down.

He held out his hand to you, showing you a shiny ring that he placed on your finger, and without asking as he spoke:

"You will be my empress." He grabbed your hands, his eyes twinkling.

You looked at him before smiling, your cheeks turning slightly red as your eyes shone. He stood up holding you close, hugging you, kissing you. Not listening at all to how his Father announces something to the people.

How could he not brag that his son had knelt before a woman to become his future empress. How could he not be happy when he did it in front of the woman he loves and also has great potential to be at the Emperor's side.

Most importantly, his son did it in front of the woman he wants to spend the rest of his life with.

[ch0wen]

So glad to see someone writing for Lemon I adore this man

Could you please write a sleepy smut for lemon x reader please :)

Like early morning or really late at night and one of the two (you can pick) can’t relax and is really stressed about the stressful day ahead/one they’ve had. Thank you!! Xx

Hiya, Anon! Thank you very much for sending this in! Here is my first official completed request for Lemon x Reader - I hope you like it!

Request: Early Bird Gets the Worm - Lemon x gn!reader

warnings: 18+(minors dni), unprotected sex, & cursing

"Wakey, wakey," your Fiance's voice is gently singing in your ear. He is placing sweet kisses on the back of your neck in spite of his hard dick pressing against you.

"You've got my attention," your voice still low with sleep but alert.

He was successful with his coaxing, as he is now buried balls deep in you.

“I hope you feel as good as I do, sweetheart, cuz holy fuck,” he whispers.

You moan, "I do. But what's with the early rising? No pun intended. Are you nervous about your work trip tonight or something?"

"Was it that obvious?"

"I mean there are only a few things that get you up this early. You're predictable," you tease.

He chuckles and leans in to kiss you. For a few moments, as he thrusts, it's just the sounds of your kissing and breathing against each other. Exploring hands touching and caressing one another; sending tingles all over your body.

The thuds of the headboard are not as nearly aggressive, unlike your other sessions. This moment is tender and gentle. Causing the bed only to rap the wall with each movement of his hips.

With his forehead pressed to yours, he can hear the tiny little sounds that barely make it out of your throat when he does something right - angling his hips to hit inside you there and rubbing your bundle of nerves just so.

Lemon is taking his time with you. You enjoy moments like this where there isn't anywhere Lemon needs to rush off to. He rolls his hips in deliberately unhurried thrusts, pulling nearly all the way out and then smoothly sliding all the way back in. The slow drag of his cock gradually builds your pleasure like a cresting wave.

You're holding onto Lemon tight with shaky hands grasping onto his arms and thighs wrapped around his hips. You whine high in your throat when the wave first washes over you, then the two of you ride out your ecstasy together. During your comedown, you're breathing him in through kisses.

He plants a few more to your cheeks and jaw then is pulling away to assumedly go rinse himself in the bathroom. So, you lay on your bed with your eyes closed and a stated smile. Until you hear soft music and your facial muscles contort into a confused frown. It's not the type of music that would naturally come from the radio. No, it's a song you have heard almost every other morning from the TV at the end of your bed or down in the living room.

The Thomas the Tank Engine theme song.

“Oh, Lem.”

“It’s a new Sunday special!”

He's sitting on the edge of the bed, his eyes pleading with yours before turning back towards the screen. You chuckle and playfully kick him in the back, as you cocoon yourself under the still-warm duvet. It’s silly he enjoys this children’s show being in his thirties but it’s only one quirk. It’s impressive that he has learned to read people efficiently this way.

Post-sex bliss is slowly breaking when you hear the front door slam closed and what can only be assumed to be the sound of complaining echoing through your house. It's Tangerine, no doubt. Hunting down his brother in order for them to begin planning for work or to bitch about some mild inconvenience.

They’re a close pair, and your friendship has grown with him as well. You all have a healthy dynamic. So, his uninvited entrances are normal. Because of that, you and Lemon stay unmoving on your bed. Although, Lemon being transfixed with this episode may have prevented him from hearing his brother’s approach.

You're making sure you’re modestly covered when Tangerine finally waltzes into your open doorway. He shares a smile with you then furrows his brow at his brother,

“Oh Jesus Christ, Lem. Put your fucking cock away while you’re watching Thomas, you dolt.”

[cloudysfluffs]

do you have any headcanons for the funny puppets? would you like to share them with us maybe? :)

AHHHSDJFKLHJKSD hello anons i am SOOOOO sorry that its taken so long to answer this but hi yes i do!!!!!!!!!! i would love to tell you all about them :)

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the main three are all 100% a lee leaning switches sorry i make the rules

Red:

-oh boy. this fucking GUY,

-he is so cute its NOT EVEN FUNNY. WHYD THEY MAKE HIM SO HOT ADORABLE. i want to Wreck Him and its a fucking crime that he’s the only one that ISNT CANNONICALLY TCKLISH. 

-he doesnt usually admit when hes in A Mood.at least not out loud. Duck is rlly competitive so sometimes all it takes to get himself wrecked is to just be a liittlle more challenging and it is OVER for him

-he doesnt emote too much, at least not outwardly? he tries to keep himself composed unless its a BIG emotion

-so whenever he giggles its kind of a big deal <3 he does a lot of hiding his face in his hands and turning his head away and no one understands why because you cant fucking see him blushing/smiling anyway

-hes a really smug ler though. he has the upper hand over pretty much everyone, being so much bigger

-he can toss/pin duck and yellow around super easily and (as much as duck will whine about it) they both love it its so fun

-big fan of raspberries :) hes the only one who can do them. duck cant cause of his beak and yellow just. he doesnt understand. he tries and it does not work

-very squirmy. has to keep being reminded that its ok bc he keeps shoving his lers off

-cheer up tckles are his JAM. specifically on the receiving end i mean

-whenever hes bummed out, his buddies always know that it means he wants to be held and reassured and maybe tckled a little <33333

Duck:

-despite the fact that he is OBVIOUSLY a huge lee, he’s most often the ler of the house!

-but hes super annoying about it

-’’you guys cant get me because IM the best one :)))’’ ‘’somebodys jeaaalouuus :) jealous of me being leeerrrr :))’’

-red is his favorite target of course, but thats just because he loved hearing him laugh :o) watching him go from composed to all gigglygnb melts his heart <333

-usally he will start complaining if you so much as put a hand on his shoulder because he HAAATTTESSS being touched but that is ALL out the window when red and or tckling is involved

-he is so so cuddly when he wrecks red. he hugs him and nuzzles into his stomach and his sides and ruffles his big fluffy fur <3333 what a nuisance

-is the WHINIEST lee in the whole world. will act like hes dying if hes not getting tickled right that sectond

-will bitch and moan to red until hes annoyed into getting him. tugs on his shirt and lays dramatically over the furniture

-whenever hes flustered/mad his feathers will fluff up like a baby chicken and it makes his intimidating factor go way down

-he has a habit of flapping his wings really hard when getting tckled and it gets feathers everywhere and they all hate cleaning it up. except for yellow who collects them :) 

Yellow:

-probably has the least amount of ler in him in the house

-prob had to be taught what tckling was since OBVIOUSLY roy and lesley never got him (at least not while he was alive)

-but he has a sort of nostalgia attached to tckling.......like a super distant memory.....

-loves the fun playful affectionate aspect the most. he feels super close to all his housemates when theyre tckling each other !!!! :o3 theyr all his best friends

-if he wants to play he will usually just ask for it?? but sometimes he cant find the words so just tries to tckle one of the homies

-it always works bc they all love playing with him too :3

-loves ducks feathers and reds raspberries the most. really gentle stuff makes him super happy

-after they play they usually nap in a big pile if they have nothin going on

[dorimena]

imagine coming home one day only to see bakugou at the edge of the bed sitting on his legs palming himself with his fingers in his mouth while wearing a cute lingerie set with some lacy thigh highs -whorenee anon

Mmm what a sight to see („ಡωಡ„)

You’re leaning against the door pane of the bedroom, arms crossed as you wait for his next move, seeing how he hasn’t realized your home or standing right here yet.

His thighs quiver every time his palm rubs roughly against the head of his dick, his mouth closing around his fingers more as he tries silencing his broken moan, the way he sharply inhales when he does it again, and again, and again.

You’re trying not to tell him commands, keep yourself quiet as you watch this small show.

His eyes stay on his hand, the way it seems to try to copy the way you would touch him, the way you would tease him.

He whines softly, the sound traveling through his fingers as he begins sucking on them, trying not to let his drool get on the expensive lingerie yet.

He wants you to dirty them for him, or make him dirty it with your hands.

He’s growing impatient, feeling the way his precum is already seeping through the lace and on his fingers, the way the lace just doesn’t seem to rub the right way anymore and kind of stings.

He tries not to rip it off, decides he doesn’t have time for that as he slightly struggles pulling his dick out.

Maybe you should buy him some crotchless panties, that way he doesn’t have to suffer so much.

Breathing a bit more heavily than before, with his wet fingers, he trails them to one of his nipples while his other hand gets to teasing the tip with barely two fingers, a loud gasp of your name joining the silence of the room, save for the way the bed creaks with every small jump he made when he rubbed his tip the right way, the way you would when you want him to cum quickly.

He can’t believe how close he already is, how pathetic he suddenly is with how easy he’s ready to mess the bed sheets below him and the floor down below. His thighs tense and release after every chase towards his fingers, soon enough wrapping his fist around his reddened dick.

His fingers toying with his nipples through the lace of the bralette twitch with such desperation, rushing on their own as they don’t coordinate with the speed of his hand down below. But either way, he’s whining like a bitch in heat already, such a surprise really.

He only does that when you’ve edged him too long and keep leaving him dry with his high.

His mouth simply knows how to call out your name in hushed, broken whispers, trying to seek solace in his supposed-silence as he tries keeping his eyes on how fast his hand is suddenly going.

The speed is too much, making him almost fall forward and fall off the bed, but he manages to catch himself, mouth left open as a bit of drool finally drips to the floor, his eyes threatening to cross.

He’s shaking, he’s shaking so badly the bed moves with him and his thighs are too tensed, flexing the muscles they bare and somehow, someway ripping a bit of the material covering them. What a waste of money, or maybe not.

He’s gasping for air, inhaling sharply and barely exhaling, small whines soon growing in volume as he keeps stroking himself fast, fast, fast, so fast he couldn’t catch the way the toil in his stomach, deep in his gut, has released, broken, making earth-shattering waves take over his body and mind.

Bakugou’s face shows a mix of pleasure and surprise, eyes wet with unshed tears as his vermillion hues cross, mouth opened as he chokes on his moans and whimpers, struggling to at least call out for you one last time as ropes and ropes of cum spurt wherever it decided, some marking the bed, the floor, somehow getting onto some parts of his body and lingerie.

He falls backwards, legs unfolding as they stay bent in the air, his hand never leaving his dick, keeps stroking himself at a messy speed, not caring that he’s convulsing forward or arching his back so strongly, you’re worried he’ll complain about back problems.

The hand that was playing with his chest was back near his mouth, simply gripping his own chin as he tries to breathe properly instead of sounding like someone’s punching him in the gut.

Yet it’s adorable, how he struggles to make his eyes uncross, how he’s barely getting the first correct syllable of your name out before he lets go, his hands going to opposite shoulders, hugging himself as he lets the intense waves of the sudden orgasm leave by itself.

You don’t give him time to breath properly or to bask in his bliss, not when you see what a mess the bedroom suddenly is.

You just washed those bed sheets today in the morning.

“Did you have fun, Kat?”

And his eyes snap at you, wide, like a prey found by their predator, yet they hold the desire to be eaten, to be taken, to be close to the predator.

Even his dick twitches at your voice, somehow awakening for another round.

If you even decide to get him through another round.

[theotheroccassionalfanficwriter]

i love ur archon!childe x reader smut!! can i ask for a songfic and smut, childe x fem!reader (song is bed by joel corry, david guetta and raye)? honestly the song is obvs perfect for his sexiness "in bed" 🤭

if not,,,, just childe being flirty then "bangs" s/o. thanks!

Glad to see you loving that anon! It took me a long time to find the right mood for this songfic but yeah I'm vibing with this song. This is porn with almost no plot so enjoyヽ(￣ω￣(￣ω￣〃)ゝ

Bed

Summary: Sex with Childe was always guaranteed to be fun and loving, moreso when he returned from Liyue.

--

The feel of your teeth as it left marks on his neck made Childe moan. His hands gripping your waist as he grinded against you. He left his own marks on your neck before pressing sweet kisses all over your neck.

You giggled from the ticklish feeling and Childe smiled at the sound of your laughter. You sat up, riding his cock and looked down on him with a loving smile, “Are you sure you don’t need to be up early tomorrow?”

“I am,” Childe replied as he lifted his hips to thrust into you and watched heatedly as you moaned, pussy clenching “I made sure that you wouldn’t feel lonely tonight.”

His hand that was gripping your thighs moved to grope your chests, squeezing and teasing it. He licked his lips as you began to move up and down, eagerly watching your tits bounce with each thrust of your pussy.

You couldn’t be bothered to reply to his sweetness, not when you were busy chasing after your own pleasure. You had missed Childe gravely during his long station in Liyue, the countless nights you’ve spent fucking yourself with a dildo that was a replica of his thick cock, barely did its job of comforting you. If he had stayed any longer in Liyue, you would have packed your bags and ran over to him.

Fortunately, he had surprised you with his return and the two of you had spent the previous days going on dates and exchanging heated kisses that led to semi-public sex. It was thrilling, it was fun and most of all Childe’s presence removed your loneliness.

Childe alternated between sleeping in his family home, and spending the night on your bed. Fucking you until you were filled with cum.

And right now, you were happily moving your hips, content to do all the work if it meant that you could challenge Childe later on. You planned to make him cum two times more than usual. You delighted at the moans and groans that came from his mouth.

You leaned over to kiss him, entangling his tongue with your until you found yourself underneath him as he spilled his thick cum inside your pussy.

He grabbed your wrists and held it above your head. Hydro forming around your wrists into the shape of cuffs. His hand gently gripped the side of your neck while he thrusted his cock inside you.

You moaned, legs spreading wider to accommodate him as you arched your back in pleasure.

“Fuck! Did you miss me that much?” Childe asked his hand held your leg to angle your pussy better, hitting your g-spot until white spots gathered in your vision.

“Yesh-!” You slurred as you felt yourself cum again, “I missed you so--nnn!”

Your words drowned in your moans, as Childe’s cock scraped the inside of your pussy, “Yes~! Right there!” you panted like a bitch in heat. Drool dripping down the sides of your mouth as you moaned and begged for his cock.

Childe grinned as he fucked you harder and rougher, relentless in thrusting his dick inside of you. He fucked your pussy even when you came, bit your nipples gently and sucked your tits until you couldn’t tell east from west.

He didn’t hesitate to spill his seed inside you even when it was already filled with cum. He fucked your pussy again and again, uncaring of how raw it was, he fucked you until passed out from cumming repeatedly.

His throbbing cock kept on vigorously fucking your pussy until a puddle of cum formed beneath your ass.

“Do you still want to try another position?” Childe asked as he removed his still throbbing cock, as if it had not just spent hours spilling cum after cum inside your wet and delicious pussy.

“Mnn, what position?” You asked dazedly as you lowered your arms and rested it after being freed from the hydro cuffs.

“Didn’t you say you wanted to be fucked in my foul legacy?”

“Oh” You felt your pussy twitch and blushed when you saw the wide smug grin in Childe’s face.

“Just the thought is enough to get you like that?” He teased as he lowered himself to cuddle with you. He kissed your neck and nuzzled the back of your ear.

“...you say that as if it's news to you” you complained mildly.

But deep inside, you felt happy to be in his arms. You turned around to hug him, snuggling to his collar bone and inhaling his comforting scent. The two of you took a short break, exchanging idle talk and sometimes kissing each other sweetly.

As each kiss turned deeper and longer, the conversation grew shorter and lewder. Soon enough you found yourself being fucked in front of the mirror. The sight and sound of Childe’s cock sliding in and out of your pussy as cum dripped down the floor was titillating. It made the two of you hornier as Childe whispered filth in your ears and you went with the flow.

The feeling of his muscular chest and firm hands holding your legs and supporting your weight made you feel at ease. You moaned and praised his cock, shouting hoarse words of love to him and begging him for more.

He laughed lovingly at your words. Drowning your loud moans with sloppy kisses until you came dry. He poured all of his love into you and your pussy until it dripped down the floor.

He watched as your hands expertly stroke his cock as you laid in the bed, he immersed himself in the feeling of fucking your mouth until you passed out for the second time. His cock was shoved down your throat, spilling cum down your esophagus before pulling out and giving the rest to your face.

He fucked your tits as you moaned in your sleep, giving you numerous facials until your hair was stained with spurts of cum. He filled you with all of his love that made sure you would feel all of it when morning comes.

Childe hummed as he cleaned you up, not bothering to change the sheets. He slept on the left side of the bed, gathered you into his arms, maneuvering your legs to make it easier for his cock to slip inside your warm and loose pussy.

He kissed your lips and smiled at the lingering taste of his sweet cum on your tongue. He hugged you tight, pleased at having relieved your sexual frustrations, in having his own satiated, and the feeling of your pussy warming his cock.

He couldn’t wait to fuck you again in the morning but for now, it was time to sleep with you in his loving arms. After all, you had work tomorrow.

--

You woke up to the feeling of being fucked. The sun was shining brightly at your face despite that you smiled as you felt Childe release his cum inside you.

“Mnn, good morning” You greeted him with your eyes closed.

“Good morning!” Childe cheerily greeted you as you opened your eyes and was greeted by the sight of his sweet smile and bare chest filled with last night’s love marks.

You frowned when he removed his limp dick inside you after giving you a good morning kiss.

“I want another round~” You whined as you acted cute and seductive.

“I’d love to but don’t you’d be late for work if I fucked you again” Childe answered unapologetically. Watching with laughter as realization dawned on you.

“Fuck!” You cursed as you scrambled to get out of bed, limping slightly until Childe gathered you in his arms and helped you out.

Despite cumming without the help of his lovable cock, and enduring his teasing, you wouldn’t trade this fun and loving mornings with him. Even if you’d rather remain in his bed than go to work.

[realcube]

haikyuu!! boys’ reactions to you speaking 💗 uwu💗

characters: tsukishima, ushijima, yaku, kenma & iwazumi

thank you anon for this cute request 💕 idk what i just wrote but i had fun 👍

IWAIZUMI & KENMA’S ARE AGED UP! MUTURE THEMES - MINORS DNI

tw// fluff, swearing, uwu language, cwinge

kenma’s hcs tw// sexual themes, implied switch!reader, phone sex(?), mentions of a blowjob, mentions of punishment

iwaizumi’s hcs tw// breeding kink, fem!reader, orgasm denial

Kei Tsukishima

you realised he didn’t like it so you did it just to annoy him LMFAO

he was scrolling through tiktok and a girl popped up on his fyp talking like that, so he snarled and immediately flicked it away, muttering something along the lines of ‘why do people speak like that? do they think it’s cute? ‘cause it’s really not; it’s just embarrassing.’

so you wasted no time in responding, ‘sowwy? what was that?’

HELL 👏 FIRE

his blood literally ran cold, he was aware that you liked taking the piss but he didn’t expect you to do it to this extent

 ‘what did you just say?’ he murmured, silently praying that he had just misheard you

you rolled your eyes before scoffing ‘nothing.’ you deepened your voice, just playing around at this point tbh

tsukishima hummed in agreement, deciding not to inquire further as he figured that he must’ve heard the echo of the girl’s voice in his head rather than yours

so he was just about go back to scrolling until he heard you coo in a high-pitched from behind him, ‘tsukishima is a lil’ bitch.’

‘(Y/N), FUCKING STOP!’ he let a throaty scream at you

‘you’re so boring, tsukki-’ you spoke, quickly cutting yourself off so you could switch to your uwu voice, ‘or should I say; bowing.’

you said, hopeful that your voice would make it clearing that you meant ‘boring’ rather than the act of playing an instrument with a bow

‘go to hell.’ he grumbled, trying his best to tune you out by pulling his headphones over his ears 

‘babe~’ you purred, shuffling over to him and peppering kisses along the nape of his neck as you were feeling extra evil today, ‘wuv you~’

‘jail.’  tsukishima simply stated as he switched over to Spotify so he could blare some Mother Mother to drown out the sound of your voice

the worst part was that he couldn’t even tell if he liked it or not PFFT

like it was cute but the fact you weaponised it against him annoyed him

but you were also giving him kithes so he couldn’t exactly complain 💞

Morisuke Yaku 

ok don’t even lie yaku does a variant of the uwu voice whenever he’s trying to insult kuroo IUGBEIGVA

it’s something like ‘aww, kuwoo, does your lil’ undewdeveloped bwain not undewstand algebwa?’ but in a mocking way yk?

so when a he watches a lil’ tabby cat approach you on the street, then you busted out the uwu voice that he had never heard before- he was taken aback

at first he was like ‘woah why are you making fun of that cat?’ bc he always associated that voice with ridicule LMFAO

but when he processed all the nice things you were saying he realised that you were being nice lol

so then he was like ‘awwww 🥺 (y/n) + cat = SO FKN CUTE!! 💕💗💖’ *click click* and he just starts taking photos

he probably puts them on his private story with the caption ‘their an angel 😍’

(then kuroo probably replies with ‘they’re*’) (don’t ask why yaku put him on his private story ✋)

anyway, he’s probably so fond of the voice too like ofc he thinks it’s cute

bc it’s a lil’ kitten and you’re talking to it in a high-pitched voice as if it can understand you SO FKN CUTE

he’s not too effected by it tho- it’s mostly how well you get on with the cat that he really admires

then he couched down beside you to talk to the cat too and y’all had a whole conversation with it in uwu

‘aww, look! are you hungwy, baby?’ you asked the cat as it licked the back of it’s paw

‘i think, it is!’ yaku continued, aware that if anybody from school caught him doing this, he’d pass away on the spot but what can he say? he’s soft for you (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)

 ‘i have some blueberries in my bag, you can have some if you say please.’ he told the cat

you were both met by the cat’s blank - but adorable - stare, accompanied by silence until the kitten let out a faint, ‘mew’

‘AWWWWWW!!! 💞💕💖🥺👏 ’ you both squealed in unison, impressed by the kitten’s response 

‘it understands us!’ you gasped while applauding the cat for it’s excellent communication skills

‘the voice must work!’ yaku concluded as he scrambled to throw his bag off his back and rummage through it in search of the tub of blueberries

you nodded, watching in awe as yaku pulled out the tub to carefully pick out the plumpest berries and feed them to the cat

yaku noticed your expression out of the corner of his eye and chuckled, ‘what?’

‘you’re so cute.’ you snickered, lighting bopping his nose with your index finger as he continued to allow the cat to feed out of the palm of his hand

a furious blush immediately covered his cheeks as he hastily turned his head away to hide it - in a typical anime fashion, ‘be quiet.’

Kenma Kuzome

it’s a sex thing-- it’s 100% a sex thing

a kink perhaps?

ngl he loves it when you do the voice in bed 

like don’t ask why it turns him on so much

he’s weak for you whenever you do the voice tbh

BUT it’s only hot when you do it 

when any other person does it - especially if it’s over text - he literally gags 🤢🤢🤢

when a streamer he watches does the voice, he’s just thinks ‘ew ✋ that isn’t cute. pls stop.’

but when you do it- boner alert pfft

especially when you moan in that voice yES HE LOVES THAT

you just execute it in a way these other bitches just can’t, okay? 💅 IUERBGFERIBG

he doesn’t mind putting the voice on sometimes if you like it when he does it but he’s really embarrassed by it 🙈

he’ll try to say something in the voice while you’re rearranging his guts for a change and you’re praising him like 👏👏👏 ‘awh, precious kenma bb.i love that voice on you, i might just let you cum early--’

and he’s fucking groaning from pain, pleasure and humiliation 

‘never again.’ was the single coherent thought he could form

you’re only giving like 20% of the time but if you happen to giving on a day that you’re feeling especially evil, you might make him do the voice in exchange for orgasm privileges

but he gets you back for it though 

you’d call him, whining and pleading for him to help you with the throbbing between your legs or at the very least, give you permission to touch yourself

but considering that the day prior, you had tortured his ass to the point were he was now struggling to sit down, ofc he was just like ‘no ❤’ when you ask for his assistance 

even after your continuous begging, he didn’t budge 

‘don’t you dare put your hands on yourself until i get home. i’m leaving right now so i should be back in half an hour but if you keep pestering me like a little bitch, then i’ll be sure to go extra slow on the highway.’

although, for kenma ‘extra slow’ is probably the speed limit lmao

(istg he drives like he’s in mario kart)

however, half an hour was just too long 😩 i mean, you had probably been on call with him for 5 minutes already and it took you 20 minutes to get him to pick up the phone so by now, you were clearly on the brink of madness

‘kitten~’ you whined, desperately trying to think of a way to convince kenma to aid you 

then you remembered; his weak spot

‘pwease, baby?’ you softened and raised the pitch of your voice

kenma perked up as he realised what you were trying to do, the tips of his ears burning, ‘don’t bother to try that with me, (y/--’

‘i’ll suck you off when you come back.’ you promised, keeping the voice on, the aching getting worse and worse by the second

kenma was now partially able to relate to your circumstance as he began to feel a straining of his own, between his legs at your cutesy tone along with the image of the last time you blew him tormenting his mind

‘whatever. but only use your hands. i can tell when you use a toy so don’t even try; or else i’ll dick you down ‘til the sun rises- okay bye.’

atm the moment, that hardly sounded like a punishment but then you reflected back on how you’d be crying for a mercy after the fourth round with kenma so- yeah

anyway, moral of the story, if you perform the voice well enough, it’s basically kenma’s weakness so use it wisely 

Hajime Iwaizumi

you first did the voice in front of him while you had a friend’s baby in your arms and you were trying to communicate with it 

it kinda looked like 

you: hewwo babyy~ who’s the most precious thing? you are! 

the baby: 🤠

the parent: 🙂

iwa: 😶

iwa ON THE INSIDE: breeding kink go brrrr 😩 i want to put a baby in her so bad- she’ll scream my name in that fucking voice tonight

and he was right

cut to him pounding you while demanding that you say his name in ✨the voice✨ or else you won’t be allowed to cum

ofc you had too much pride for that so you just let him dick you down and cum whether he likes it or not but he could tell that was the plan you had in mind so he suddenly pulled out just as you were about to reach your high

he looked at you with a mean scowl, ‘fucking say it or i’ll stop right now.’

if he were to stop, it would kinda be a punishment for him too but he didn’t care- anything to see his lovely gf suffer tbh 😇

also he could get off to you fingering yourself, struggling to orgasm- he’s done it before and he’ll gladly do it again if you don’t say his damn name 

‘iwa..’ you groaned, gripping at the sheets as you anticipated him sliding his cock back into you 

‘in the voice.’ iwaizumi reiterated, delivering a hard smack to the side of your thigh out of annoyance

you hissed at the sharp impact , gulping to lubricate your dry throat before choking out in your best imitation of the voice he desired, ‘iwa~’

he was only half-satisfied with what you uttered but i mean, it got the job done

his dick was throbbing, practically begging for the comfort of your warm cunt once again so he hastily slipped back in, letting out a low groan as he did so

so he’d continue hammer you from behind, probably muttering incoherent things about your babies and your voice while doing so but you chose to pay little attention to it as you couldn’t help but focus on your own intense pleasure

once he finally climaxed, he did it inside you which you wasn’t surprising as y’all had already established that you love being being filled up and he loves filling you up 💕

but then he insisted that y’all go for another few rounds to increase the chance of pregnancy 

like- sir-

you didn’t have the heart to tell him that you were on birth control 

bc surely......he would’ve known

but he didn’t

you eventually told him that you had no interest in coming off birth control and he wasn’t mad LMAO he didn’t even want a baby tbh he was just caught up in the moment 

yeah no but if you do the voice again, the cycle will continue

Wakatoshi Ushijima

you were both hanging out in your bedroom, doing your own things, and you were sending your friend a (video) snap so you ironically used the uwu voice

ofc this caught his attention so he shifted his gaze off of his revision sheets and onto you, shooting you a weird look

you couldn’t help but snicker, turning to him and continuing with your little impression, ‘can i hewp you?’ you tried to ask in all seriousness but you couldn’t suppress the smile that was tugging on the corners of your lip

were you a little high? yes

ushijima just blinked rapidly, wondering why you sound like a cuter version of mickey mouse all of a sudden

was it a trend?

or maybe it was for one of those ‘tiktoks’?

either way, ushijima couldn’t help what he said next

‘no. i’m fiwne.’

IUERSBGTOHAROHSGBGFRO

HE SAID IT LIKE ‘fi - whine’ THO

you passed away 💀⚰

‘TOSHI!!!’ you screamed, feeling your soul leave your body

ushijima gasped, thinking that you had just been possessed or sumn, ‘hm?’

once he realised that you were in fact sane, he figured that your reaction must have something to do with his response 

‘did i say something wrong?’ his lips curling into the tiniest of smiles, simply because you looked so joyous so ofc he was he was happy seeing you happy

‘nope! please say it again, toshi! i’m beggin’ ya’

‘no.’

although he loved hearing you laugh more than anything, the man had his limits

ngl he doesn’t mind when you do it - it just doesn’t especially effect him, that’s all

you could just randomly start talking like that during a conversation and he’ll just go from 😐 to 😐

but he gets butterflies when you call him ‘baby’ which is something you usually pickup whenever you put on the voice lol <3

pls call him ‘baby’ or ‘babe’ more he just wants to feel cared for and loved for a change instead of always having to constantly put on a front of ‘big, stoic man with no feeling that you can push around to your hearts content’  around literally everyone. sometimes he just wants to come home and feel like he can actually express himself and be soft without getting ridiculed  

[miizpah]

mine | sakusa kiyoomi

anon asks : listen to this!!! being sakusa bimbo wife, ur so fucking beautiful that whenever ur both at social events for vball, there’s always someone coming up and hitting on u. mr sakusa doesn’t like that ::))) and he can’t wait to get home to punish his wife silly and leave marks that will defo show everyone that she’s taken :):):):)

post timeskip ‼️

tw. degrading, consensual roughhousing, a bit of manipulation.

author note : i am simp for sakusa !! this ask for me hyperventilating into orbit. girl, y/n a little too brave in this one, like miss girl gon ahead and sit down we all know who dom here. and not how there’s only a small part of smut in this, yo, i’m sorry it’s not longer but my motivation for this fic went whoosh. and not me being in the middle of changing up my theme 🙄 and struggling at that.

“Omi-”

One second you had been nodding along to a conversation being held by one of the team’s older PRs, the next second you were being guided away by your husband’s tight grip, your wrist exploding in dull pain as all you could do was follow after him. Praying you don’t trip over your satin gown.

You didn’t understand what exactly caused him to snap, he was always respectful and polite when attending events such as these. They were public appearances the entirety of MSBY had to attend, and he was already tittering on the edge becuase of the sheer number of people and crowds. But, he’d never left an event early, and he never blatantly disrespectful to a staff on his team.

The underground parking lot was empty as you both entered, in search for his car. “How dare you let his filthy hands touch you?”

It made sense then, your mind wandering back to the entire conversation. You had been sipping on a glass of wine with Atsumu and Shouyo by your sides, since Kiyoomi tended to stay away from the crowds, you were the one who would mingle around in his stead. Atsumu had promised to keep an eye on you, like always, and by extension, Shouyo gladly tagged along.

Now, you began to understand the glare Atsumu was giving the PR, and the worried looks Shouyo casted over his shoulders. Now, it made complete and total sense. The man had been flirting with you. You hadn’t notice, your mind was a bit clogged up with Kiyoomi and the way his suit fit him too perfectly, you hadn’t even noticed when he had touched your shoulder.

You barely had enough time to register your surroundings before your harshly pressed against his sleek black car, his hand around your throat and his eyes dangerous. The mere look sent bouts of pleasure and fear coiling around your body, and you only tighten your thighs around the knee pressed between you.

“Omi, you’re hurting me,” You whimper softly, pathetically, tears prickling at your eyes.

“I asked you a question, dumb bitch. I expect an answer.” He spat, eyes glaring angrily into yours. His grip tighten a bit, just enough to tease your airway.

“I’m sorry, Omi! I didn’t realize it, I promise!” You cry, hands coming up and grabbing at his arm. He didn’t move for a moment, eyes boring into your watery ones.

He sighed under his mask, loosen his grip. “Hm, you’re right, my little wife never realizes it.” His hand removes from your throat and cards through your hair softly, he kisses your forehead through his mask. “This is why I have to protect you, too dumb and pretty for your own good. You know that, right?”

“Only for you, Omi.” You mutter, wet eyes staring up at him with a doe like express. “Only pretty and dumb for you.”

He smirked, though unseen. “Yes, you are. Come, let’s get you into the car.”

“Ack! Eight, ‘m sorry Omi.” You whimper, trying to keep as still as possible as Kiyoomi rubs almost lovingly at your burning ass cheek. If you’d thought you were getting away for being a little dumb bitch and not noticing that filthy man’s hand on you, you were wrong. Kiyoomi was clear when it came to you, his beautiful ditzy wife, that no one was allowed to touch you. Not unless he’s permitted it.

“N-Nine! ‘m sorry Omi,” your hands clench the bedsheets in a tight grip, eyes squeezing close as the harsh pain spread around your bottom.

“Ah! Ten, ‘m sorry Omi.” You cried out, happy to finally be done with this punishment. You just wanted to shower, take off your makeup, comb through your hair, and sleep. But the moment you both had entered the house, he’d chased you down the hallway and sprayed you over his knees, bunching your expensive satin dress up to your waist and dealt his punishment.

You stood then, dress falling around your bare ass and legs. You couldn’t walk away, not when Kiyoomi’s large hand yanked you forward. “Did I tell you to stand, hm?”

“I wanna shower,” you whine, trying to pull your arm free. But, he only rose a brow at you. The way he looked at you, as if he knew that you didn’t want to shower, sparked a small amount of anger in your veins. And as a serious as you could, you shot him a nasty glare. “Let me go, Kiyoomi. I want to shower.”

“Watch your tone, angel.”

“Not unless you let me go.”

“Oh? Baby trying to argue?”

You huff in annoyance, trying to yanking your arm his tight grip. “Let me go, Sakusa!” You yell angrily, arm finally breaking free and you walked away then, mumbling angrily to yourself.

If there was one thing you’ve never learned when being with Kiyoomi, is to never turn your back on him when fighting. Not only is he going to get angry, but it will lead to some pretty hard fucking, and your ability to walk tomorrow is gone. But, you never learn, you’re a bit dumb, it’s okay. You both get what you want in the end.

You didn’t have enough time to prepare yourself before you find yourself against the bedroom wall, his large hand entangled in your hair, exposing your neck to the wall. “Who do you think you’re talking too, Y/N?”

“I’m talking to Sakusa Kiyoomi, who else?” Brave? No. Smart mouthing? Yes. Is that a good idea? No. Ten out ten would recommend if you’re looking for good sex. But, right now, you were not looking for good sex, right now, you wanted to shower, you wanted to sleep.

“Your mouth is going to get you into some trouble, baby.” His breath was warm against your ear, and you struggled to hold in the shiver of pleasure. “I’m going to ask you again, and you better answer me correctly. Who do you think you’re talking to?”

You swallow, eyes flickering up and meeting his. The defiance in your eyes were clear. “You.”

He chuckled, “my silly little wife.” He backed away, turning you around then. “I can see that you’re not in the playing mood, right now.”

You stare at him in momentary confusion, this was a new reaction. “W-what?”

He looked at you, “what?”

“But, s-sex?”

“You want to shower, no?”

Yes, you wanted to shower. You wanted sleep. Not sex. That’s what your brain wanted of course, your body wanted Kiyoomi. “No...?”

“No?” His smirk widen almost cruelly. “Too bad, I’m not fucking you after that disgusting man touched you.”

“Omi?!”

“What happened to Sakusa?”

“I-I... No, touch me, please!”

He shook his head, backing away and sitting on the bed. “Sorry, I’m not touching you until you shower.”

Why were you complaining? You wanted this. You wanted to shower, not have sex. Why were you practically begging him to fuck you?

Huffing, you nod firmly. “Fine, I’m showering. And we’re not having sex for a month!”

“Ditzy wife.”

“Two months!”

Obviously, Kiyoomi was a man that knew how to get his way. It always his way or the highway. That had been the biggest deal breaker when you first met the man. He was too... much for you. Too clean, too big, and too mean for someone like you. Admittedly, you weren’t the smartest person in the word, you passed high school but wasn’t smart enough to get into college, but that was okay.

Your mother always said that you should be grateful that you were beautiful, you could find yourself a rich man and be taken cared of. That had been exactly what you did, you ound a man, who was rich, who was handsome, and you thought yourself clever enough to play him. You had been wrong. God, he was mean, so mean, and cruel, but he had emotions, and it was rare to see them, but they were there, and he was taking care of you.

It didn’t take long for you to actually fall in love with the man. And him, loving you. Your family hated him, though. He was a famous, professional athletic. Your parents didn’t believe that to be a good enough job. Your mother wanted you to find a rich, old ceo old to marry, cause lord knows you’ll only ever work at a restaurant or club if you had to fend for yourself, that way when he died, and everything was left in your name, you would be rich, and a ceo.

Even you knew it didn’t work that way. You didn’t care that they didn’t like Kiyoomi, you loved him, and he accepted you, as you accepted him, and that was all that mattered.

But, as you said. Kiyoomi was a man who knew how to get what he wanted.

And, right now, he wanted his dumb little wife folded in a mating press as he fucked into you mercilessly. Your mouth stuffed with his fingers, and your legs shaking as the pleasure rack through your body.

Your moans were muffled, and Kiyoomi stared at you in amusement and lust. “My ditzy wife looks so pretty with my fingers done your throat, and your cunt stuffed full of my cock.” He pushed his fingers down further, and you choke, hands gripping at his biceps in a death grip.

He pulled his fingers away, holding your mouth open before leaning down and spitting directly inside your mouth. “Hold it there, whore. You swallow and you’ll get punished.”

His arms formed pillars around you, his cock dragging against your gummy, fluttering walls in quick strokes. “You’re mine, my wife, my whore. No one else’s, you hear me?” You could only nod, eyes fluttering close. “No one is allowed to touch you, fuck your messy little holes but me, got it?” Your moan is muffled.

“Swallow,” he demanded, and you did as told, swallowing and opening your mouth so he could see. “Good girl,” he hummed, quickening his pace.

Your body was covered in marks, ones that had did the moment he jumped into the shower with you. He left them on your neck, your breasts, your tummy, and thighs, he’d even bitten into your wrist. He didn’t plan to stop until all of your limbs had at least two marks on them.

“Ah, ah, ah, ah!” You moan, hands moving to his back and nails scratching shallowly at his skin. “Omi!” With each thrust, you could feel your stomach tightening and your walls fluttering. The pleasure coursed throughout your body rapidly, his warm breath against your cheek causing shivers.

“C-cumming!” You announce sharply, nails digging into his back as your thighs tense. “P-pull out, I’ll make — ngh! — make a mess!”

Kiyoomi didn’t listen, leaning back and hooking his hands underneath your thighs. His eyes zeroed in on your sopping cunt, watching the way you stretch around him. Your warnings about making a mess went through one ear and out there other.

Your moans grew louder, head turning into the pillows to muffle them. You try to close your legs, anything to minimize the forthcoming of your squirting release. But, Kiyoomi’s hand were strong and he held your legs open as you release over him.

Immediately, you feel a sense of dread forcing your high away. Your mouth formed the words, but your throat gave away when a hard pressure was placed there. Opening your eyes, you were met with Kiyoomi’s dark ones, looking at you as if you were the best damn meal he’d ever had.

He pressed a kiss to your cheek, then your lips before uttering, “keep still, angel, I’m doing this again.”

note — i hate this, i hate this, i hate this, i hate this. i’m literally in the middle of trying to change my theme and writing style and i’m throwing up?? pls, anon, don’t hate me, i tried with this. it’s not a long piece of smut bc i didn’t know if u wanted it, :(

[chrisevansluv]

I'm f-ing sick of people complaining about Chris "only working with a handful of actresses". Apple is THE place to be right now and he not only has one massive project set up but two. And let me explain how the industry works. Actors have a certain "marketability" level. Scarlett's number is high because she is one of the highest grossing actresses and she is Oscar nominated. Which is good for Chris. This is + $100 million AND it was a highly competitive bid between studios and people are gonna bitch and whine cause "Scarlett again". Chris is doing INCREDIBLE post-Cap, he is landing these massive projects but sure, moan away.

These children need to grow up and realize that these projects and these actresses are huge for Chris to work with and the fact that studios are fighting to get these projects and want them is a huge deal.

Another anon:

"Lordy some are already writing off Chris’s new movie and it’s hasn’t even started filming or all the details released yet. We know nothing about it barring it seems to be about the space race so will be a serious movie and could be something for him to get his teeth in too. They guy just can’t seem to win🤷🏻‍♀️"

***

Yes to both of you.

If he isn't signing to anything, people complain and say he's jobless and crap like that. If he sign to something, they either say the project is dumb or basic, or have something to say about the co stars he's going to work with.

Istg, people, give it a rest, and enjoy what we're getting. You'll feel way better

[bowensbyrams]

Could you write about Caufield or Holloway dating an athlete? Thx💕

I’ll go with Holloway cause it’s been asked frequently but I love baby Cole too ✨

Blurb under the cut (it’s kinda smutty anon, so I’m sorry if you’re not into it)

You and Dylan have been together since your junior year at Wisco. You play volleyball and he plays hockey but you two have common friends and met through them. It wasn’t love at first sight, obviously. You didn’t really like him at first, too petty and the ego the size of his head didn’t help but as weeks went by you soon realized how amazing he actually is. It’s not fair to be honest. A guy can’t look that good and also be that nice but it is what it is.

As athletes, it’s natural that you’re both competitive af. When your boyfriend said you couldn’t spend three weeks without sex you felt extremely challenged. And knew you had to accept the challenge.

“I can’t stay three weeks without sex? Are you kidding me? You’re the one who’s always taking my clothes off anytime I come around” you snap back at your boyfriend as soon as the sentence comes out of his mouth.

“That’s so not true and you know that!” Dylan says with the smuggest smile and all you want to do is slap it out of his face. Or kiss it away. Okay, maybe he does have a point.

“Shut up, you know I’m right” you say rolling your eyes and making him laugh “But to prove my point, let’s take a bet. Three weeks without sex and whoever jumps the gun before the time runs out owns the other 50 bucks”

Dylan looks at you as if you’re insane but as soon as he realizes you’re serious, he sits up and stare into your eyes.

“You’re not serious” your boyfriend says and you sit up as well, staring back.

“Nops, I’m 100% serious. You think I can’t stay three weeks without sex then okay, Im’ma prove it to you” you say and he smirks. The little shit smirks at you. Now this thing is truly serious.

“Ok bet. But we both know who’s gonna win this thing and in a week I’ll be 50 bucks more rich”

You love your boyfriend, you truly do. But dear God if you don’t want to hit him at the moment.

“We’ll see about that”

~

It's been four days and Dylan is losing it. He won't tell you, obviously. But he's completely losing his mind. Specially while he watches you practice. Since when volleyball shorts are this damn short? And have your thighs always looked this good? Your butt also looks phenomenal... And he has to stop looking at you otherwise he'll embarrass himself in front of everyone and that's not what he wants.

Well, I guess she was kinda right, he thinks. But I'll never said it out loud.

"Earth to Dylan" Cole snaps his fingers in front of Dylan's face "You okay, bud?"

"Yeah, I'm good" your boyfriend answers and Cole follows his eyes, that are still connected to you.

"She hasn't bent yet, has she?"

"No and I'm losing my shit, bro. Look at how hot she looks, c'mon" he snaps and Cole laughs loudly.

"Well, I told ya' this was a bad idea. We both know how competitive Y/N can be" his friend says and looks at you "She's not giving up on this one. If you want to get laid, you're gonna have to bend"

"That, my friend, will never ever happen. I rather explode than to give her the taste of victory. Whenever she wins here..." he points to the volleyball court "I'm happy for her. But against me? It's a no"

"Okay, okay. I just think this is stupid and you've been insufferable lately" Cole says and Dylan scoffs.

"No I haven't"

"Bro. Even coach came ask me why you're in a bad mood. You've been a pain in the ass"

Your boyfriend rolls his eyes and sees that you're approaching him.

"You should be a little more subtle when staring at my ass, Holloway. The girls are chirping me" you say and Cole laughs "Hi, Colie"

"Stop calling me that" your friend complains, making you laugh "And please, please drop this stupid bet. Your boyfriend has been a bitch to everybody"

"Dude what the fuck" Dylan slaps him and you laugh again.

"First, don't say that, that's sexist. Second... Good to know" you give your boyfriend a little peck and walk back to your practice, maybe moving your hips a little bit more than you normally do.

"I hate her" your hear Dylan whine and Cole's laugh fills the gymnasium once again.

˜

You walk into your boyfriends room and he's sleeping like an angel. His blond locks are a mess and the bedsheets are covering only the lower part of his body, leaving his naked chest exposed. He’s paler than he was when during summer but his body is looking so good now that he’s back practicing with the team. Not that it wasn’t before but it’s better now.

It’s been almost two weeks since your bet and right now you regret it with all your heart. In a normal condition you’d wake him up with kisses and a bj but you need to be strong.

You put your bag down, take your pants and your hoodie off and carefully lays down by his side, not wanting to wake him up. Dylan senses your arrival and pulls you into him, his warm hand resting on your naked thigh sending goosebumps all over your body.

“Now that’s a good way to wake up from a nap” he buries his face onto your neck, leaving a trail of kisses there.

“I agree” you pull his face up to kiss him.

Dylan deepens the kiss and you realize he’s only wearing his boxers under the sheets. He presses his boner against your core as he lays on top of you, making you two moan.

Before you know it, he’s up and walking from side to side, running his fingers through his hair.

“What is it?” you ask innocently but you already know.

“You win. I hate you. I can’t do this anymore. I need to bury myself so fucking deep into you the entire neighborhood will hear you scream your name” Dylan says and his raw tone makes your center twist “Now take those damn clothes off and come here”

You look at him with a smirk and he growls.

“What?!”

“You lasted way longer than I thought you would but I’m taking in the sight of a defeated man begging me to take my clothes off. Victory tastes good” you answer and he practically jumps on you, kissing the hell out of you.

This is what keeps your relationship alive. The competition, the chirps and you love it. You love him and wouldn’t trade this for a “normal” relationship for anything in the world.

[prophxtslash]

Slasher's reaction to their s/o wanting to peg them? Would they let them do it? Djsjkakskfb

God your fucking mind, anon. Top-tier request right here. Also added the Sinclairs because I need them more on my blog lmao.

Slashers and Pegging

Jason

Enjoys it much more than you'd think. He's all for being topped.

Most definitely likes to switch it up so don't expect to do it every night lmao.

Willingness Rating: 8.5/10 he'll do anything to please you.

Michael

Hates it. He fucking hates it. Most likely won't even let you even attempt to peg.

But on the off chance that he would, he'll be the biggest jerk. He'll make you do all the work.

Willingness Rating: 1/10 better luck next time, kid.

Bubba

Is eager to try new things, so he'll be up for it. Enjoys being submissive as well.

He will drool, alot, so make sure to put a towel on the pillow. He will also whine and moan alot so make sure there's no one else around.

Willingness Rating: 9/10 bend this boy over or so help me--

Brahms

Is a brat, but will try it out mostly due to curiosity. He's inquisitive what can he say.

Will most definitely make it hard on you. He's handsy and squirmy so good luck getting in.

Willingness Rating: 6/10 he'll bitch and complain, so maybe attempt when he's not a brat.

Bo

Is very, very resistant. You'll have to practically beg and insist at his feet for him to even consider the idea.

Once it's in though, he's moaning like the whore he is.

Willingness Rating: 5/10 could go either way. He may not indulge you bc of the possible blackmail you'd have.

Vincent

The most eager out of them all, save for Lester. This boy is always wanting to be topped.

Very shy and flushed during it, lets out the softest and cutest little whines and huffs.

Willingness Rating: 11/10 he's already handing you the strap before you can even say anything.

Lester

Always happy to please you; you could do anything to this boy and he'll be smiling and giddy.

Very receptive to whatever you need; he'll do exactly what you were going to ask before you've even said it. It's almost scary with how in tune he is.

Willingness Rating: 10/10 please bend this little man over

[kinkymagnus]

okay but like, malec doing an enemies-to-lovers type of roleplay. acting like they hate each other (it takes a while for them to get into it because they are like, constant heart eyes for each other). trying to fake argue but it's just their endless banter because it's so easy to slip into it. alec spanks magnus and magnus just moans when instead he is supposed to keep it in and act like he hates alec and not like he is absolutely dripping wet for alec to just fuck him. and like, in the roleplay, they have like a script or something i imagine? so alec says something and magnus is supposed to say "fuck you" but instead he just moans "fuck me" and alec is too turned on as well to say no or tell magnus he said the wrong thing and just pins magnus against the wall, rips his panties off and slides into him. there are so many possibilities.............

fuck like. both them trying to play up this like. hate sex roleplay?? but they’re just Too In Love and more importantly, Too Damn Horny. like they try to argue--turns into flirty banter. try to “fight”? turns into foreplay literally just like, immediately. obviously they wouldn’t have said anything actually cutting anyway, but honestly they can’t even manage to be really mean, they’re just like, teasing. it’s cute

but really tho like. they can manage to actually pull it off even tho they’d be convincing no one they didn’t like each other if someone were to be watching, but like, it’s fun and they’re enjoying the banter and pretending so it’s fine. 

and like they “argue” and alec ends up pinning him down and teasing him for being so obviously horny and magnus is basically like you want to fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid and alec’s like pot kettle bitch you want my dick in you so bad it makes you look stupid 

(why do i picture once this is over and they’re like, lying panting in bed alec ends up murmuring in his ear something like you’re not stupid you’re really smart babe and magnus giggles bc obviously he knew this was part of the banter but fuck alec is very sweet isn’t he?) 

anYWAY how does it feel to be a genius anon because alec spanking magnus and magnus is trying to be all defiant and keep it in and act like. you know embarrassed that he’s into it but holding back? but alec spanks like. right on his cunt and magnus moans so loudly bc he just Cant Help It (and oh boy does alec tease him for that!) and he’s so wet and honestly it does not take much more to get him babbling and begging for more (which makes the humiliation of alec teasing him all the sweeter) 

idk if they’d be literally scripted (although the comedy potential here is High) but like they’d have some idea of how the scene is supposed to go and magnus breaks way too early the first time they do it because it feels so good

he’s supposed to be all defiant and say “fuck you” when alec asks if he wants a cock in his cute little cunt ;) but oops! slip! not only is his voice embarrassingly breathless and whiny, but he says fuck me instead and alec is like. way too turned on to not oblige (but hey, the scene’s already off the rails, so if he moves the time table up to start teasing his “rival” for being such a little slut just from a few fingers, i mean, does it matter? magnus certainly isn’t complaining) 

and YES he just tears off magnus’s panties (strength kink strength kink strength kink magnus is making some delicious noises) and slides right in and he’s so achingly wet it’s like nothing, and he pins magnus’s hips effortlessly as he fills him up and magnus is squirming and moaning but even if he wanted to resist he wouldn’t, he’s loving this too much

naturally alec teases him for that in character but like. again. that sweet combination of humiliation (”oh, i thought we were rivals, you hate me and here you are drooling and whining for my cock”) and praise (”you look beautiful, such a perfect little whore, you’re so good for me”) which is just like, name a more iconic duo, i’ll wait

[taetaesbaebaepsae]

Monsta X as FWB

Summary: Monsta X as FWB Anon Request

A/N: Finally writing about these grown ass smokeshows...I am so fucking thirsty. I really struggled writing Changkyun (my bias) because I’m so in love it hurts I’m so sick of him

Warnings: Smut and s o f t b o i s

Word Count: 2657

Hyunwoo (Shownu)

He would be SO BAD at not catching feelings

You smile at him one time and he’s in love he couldn’t handle a fwb arrangement

The only way he’d even do it is if he really liked you but was afraid you didn’t want to commit

He’s really that bitch who’s like “if i dick her down real good maybe she’ll love me”

He might be right tho

If you ever take a shower at his place you won’t exactly be getting clean

In fact any time you show any amount of skin he’ll be all blushy and handsy

Def shy and hesitant until he gets comfortable with you

After he does it’s on, though, he’ll never wear a shirt if he doesn’t have to and you’ll be constantly thirsty

He’s the best at eating you out don’t @me

He doesn’t know how smoking hot he is so he’d be so proud when he made you flustered or made you come real hard

Not very vocal in bed but he’s got a low pitched whine when he’s close that sends you over the edge

Won’t dirty talk and will blush if you do but he’ll love it

If he’s horny he’ll send you a text like “hey” that’s it

Bad at sexting he’ll just send you pics and you know what a picture is worth 1000 words

Does that low-key possessive thing in public where he’ll lead you with his hand at the small of your back

Otherwise not very affectionate in public though, he’s worried you’ll reject him if he tries to hold your hand and he’s f r a g i l e

Smiling and lots of affection from this big teddy bear

Likes to take care of you, he’ll tear your ass up and then clean your apartment while you sleep and wake you up with takeout and a movie

He is never not buying you food it’s his way to say he loves you ok epitome of “how many food until date”

He will bruise you a lot by accident and feel so bad about it, kiss every one with an apologetic smile

Is it that he doesn’t know how strong he is or that he wants every guy around to know you’re his? Little from column a, little from column b

Please don’t let it slip if you’re seeing anyone else he will break your heart he’ll be so sad

Not even salty just will be a whole kicked puppy dog

Will dick you down hard after you tell him and then apologize and be the softest cuddly baby, won’t want to let you leave afterwards

Depending on how comfortable he is, he’ll either avoid you or be totally honest

Not in person though you’ll get a lot of emo texts he’s too shy to tell you

Your phone will be dinging as you walk out his door, tbh

“I don’t like this” “come back let’s talk”

But then when you do talk again he barely says anything just holding your hand and caressing your palm with his thumb

He’s likely to end the arrangement if he thinks you won’t choose him

He’ll be so sweet and apologetic tho he’ll say “I’m sorry but I’m just not built for this. I want you all to myself.”

You WILL choose him I mean it’s a no brainer, really

Minhyuk

So you’ve chosen Lee Minhyuk as your fwb, huh? Good luck not falling in love, sis

He’s so. Much. Fun

He’ll wanna take you to amusement parks and carnivals and finger you on the Ferris Wheel

He’ll try and make you fall apart while at the dinner table with his hand under your skirt with the most innocent smile on his face

He’s down for anything in bed and he is a switch for sure

Loud AF when you tease him such whiny moans

If you spend a couple days with him y'all won’t get anything done because you’ll be trying to get dressed and he’s taking your clothes right back off

Doesn’t give a fuck if you leave marks and will be offended if you complain about him leaving them

He won’t get very salty if you have other partners but he’ll be competitive and try to occupy all your attention and be real extra in bed

You’ll probably catch feelings before he does he’s so talkative and fun you’ll get to know him fast and start to love all his little quirks

If you tell him he’ll be sweet about it and just be like “shit ok let’s try it’

If he catches feelings on the other hand and you’re not very perceptive, you’ll never know

He’ll get real weird, v quiet and sulky like he’d hate catching feelings and not know if you did or not

Would try to find out what you thought v obviously like "hey so if we did date how do you think it’s go?”

Will wait for you to ask him out even if he liked you first

Kihyun

Would be hesitant about an fwb arrangement bc he’s highkey salty when he doesn’t get his way

Would probably wanna cuff any meaningful sexual partner bc he’s territorial so you might worry it’s because of that and not because he actually likes you

Very respectful about things like consent would never fuck you while you were at all inebriated (like even two glasses of wine) even if you begged

Quiet with you in public he wouldn’t want to go out a lot because too much social interaction drains him

He’d be the type to be seeing other people but not wanting you to smh

But he’d feel bad about it and know it was dumb

He’d be really honest with you even to the point of hurting your feelings but if he wasn’t sure how he felt about you he’d just keep quiet

So much salt and shade thrown if you’re seeing someone else will get pressed if you so much as mention the other guy’s name while you’re with him

“Hey, this is my time, right? Focus on me.”

Rough in bed and a smirky little shit, knows he’s good

A whole dom he’d like you submissive but bratty

Loves to bark orders and dirty talk in foreplay but will be quiet during the act, low grunts

He’ll buy you lingerie almost be a low-key sugar daddy, really, you’ll mention a purse you like and find it shipped to your house

If he caught feelings he’d tell you immediately and force you to make a choice he won’t wait around for you to decide

If you caught feelings and he wasn’t ready he’d avoid you for a while but expect you to be ready to talk about it when he calls you a week later outta nowhere

Hoseok (Wonho)

This boy is all talk

He’d flirt like mad, tease you in public, hands all over you

When he got you alone he’d be a little shy and s o f t tho

Would be eager to try an fwb arrangement because he wants to think he’s a fuck boy

Spoiler alert: he is N O T

He’s almost worse than Shownu about catching feelings

Big showoff in bed after the second or third time

Likes to manhandle you

Highkey has a praise kink so it drives him crazy when you tell him how good he’s fucking you

Loud whiny moans, lots of dirty talk but he’s shy right after he comes and uber affectionate

Will sext you constantly

Wants to meet up every damn day

He’s rough in bed at first, pulling your hair, smacking your ass

When he catches feelings tho every once in a while he’ll go all sweet and slow

If he starts going down on you a lot you’re in trouble sis he’s in his feelings

He’s only a dom until he loves you then he’ll switch whenever you want

He will never not cuddle you after sex either way this man would stroke a one night stand’s hair for three hours after sex

Will mark and bruise you everywhere and be proud of it

He’d be pouty if you wore something to cover his bite marks and hickeys

Speaking of pouty just please like don’t let him find out you got another man

Your life is now constant d r a m a

Would follow you around at bars, salty af if he saw you dancing with someone else

Will make a whole scene

Tug you away into the hallway and if he’s drunk he might be crying

You’ll have to take him home and comfort him smh

Wears his heart on his sleeve so he’ll tell you he loves you like 2 weeks after y'all start fucking

His mom knows about you by week 3, ok, he’s a whole mess

Will cry about you to his friends, Shownu won’t like you bc Hoseok is listening to sad music and coming in his room at 3am being a emo baby

If you end the arrangement you’ll have to block his number he’ll be such a mess

Will lie and promise never to get salty about you seeing someone else if you just come back

He’s real cute if you like him back though, eager puppy and will make you know you’ve made the right choice by not letting you out of his bed for a full two days

Hyungwon

Would probably be among the best at not catching feelings

He can’t be bothered to fall in love tbh

He might if you really understood him, though, like if you’d nap with him midday and talk to him about nothing for hours

You’d only be meeting up twice a week for sex he’s not that pressed

He knows he’s pretty and you are too and it works for him but it’s not that serious at first

Will not give a fuck if you’re seeing someone else but he won’t be bc he’s too lazy to maintain more than one arrangement

He would get a little salty if you cancelled a meeting with him for someone else though how dare you

He isn’t a sub but he likes you to do all the work in bed if you’re down, likes to see you riding him

Not rough at all

Quiet in bed, just short breaths

He may just call you over for a blowjob tbh

You’ll know he likes you if he goes down on you

Like he always will get you off but if he’s taking extra time he’s got it bad

Not rough in bed, almost romantic sometimes so that might get you in your feelings even though it’s just how he is

If you catch feelings first and try a dramatic confession and he doesn’t feel the same way he’ll ghost you

If he does like you he’ll call you sometimes just to talk when he can’t fall asleep

Won’t exactly tell you if he catches feelings you’ll just go out somewhere like to get breakfast and he’ll run into a friend and he’ll introduce you as his girlfriend

So anyway you’re dating now

Jooheon

Another “try not to fall in love” challenge

He’d suggest an arrangement just to make you blush and he shocked when you said yes

A real giver in bed, loves to eat you out and won’t even ask you to reciprocate but will be very grateful if you do

He’s so loud, wake the neighbors loud but his dirty talk is low key sweet

Also has a praise kink of sorts but likes to give rather than receive

Will fuck your brains out while singing your praises, “Look at you, baby, you’re so beautiful like this.”

He’d love to take you out, fancy dinners sometimes, would just kind of act like you’re his girlfriend even if it were casual

Will actually be your friend you can call him in the middle of the night crying and he’ll drop everything to help

Y'all will go to karaoke and shit he’s really like your bff who also dicks you down

If he wants to see someone else he’ll talk to you about it first and if you’re even a little uncomfortable, he won’t

He won’t be too salty if you see someone else but will be pouty and needy the next time you see him

Lots of cuddles and his dimpled smile

If you catch feelings it’ll make him catch feelings he’ll look at you in a whole new light

If he catches feelings he’ll just tell you

The second he realizes it he’ll deadass stick his head in the shower when you’re in there

“So hey I like you, let’s date, yeah?- why are you screaming it’s just me”

Changkyun (I.M)

He’s the most likely to be a whole fuck boy

He’s also probably the best in bed and he knows it

He’s a cocky little shit, knows how to make you tremble with a look and a slow wink

Will be your friend first and your sex partner second, if you’re upset or in a bad mood he’ll talk you down and make you feel better before even thinking of touching you sexually

Most blunt

“wya I’m horny come through”

Will talk to you about everything and nothing your pillow talk might be the best thing about your arrangement

Otherwise he won’t take you out much though he’s somewhat shy in public

Low groans and deep growls in bed

Absolute master of words in Korean or English lord help you if he dirty talks in bed p h e w

He won’t sext you much bc his deep ass voice is what makes your legs shake and he knows it

All about the foreplay wants to make you beg him to fuck you but he doesn’t last long because it gets him just as worked up

Rough in bed, sweet aftercare

Likes to wash your hair in the shower and shit

Makes you laugh a lot will send you memes when you’re having a bad day

Won’t initiate cuddling but loves it when you do and pulls you to against him

He will definitely be salty if you’re seeing someone else even if he is too but it’ll be quiet salty

If it’s in public he’ll just seduce you away from the other guy

“You like me better anyway, right honey?” Deep voice right against your ear as he ushers you into the cab and he’s all smirks when you let him up your skirt on the ride home

You WILL catch feelings even if you’re the most jaded bitch alive if you spend enough time with him

If you’re the type to run from feelings he will chase you

You’ll be talking to him after sex and he’ll give you that sweet smile when he shows his low-key dimples and your chest starts hurting and you’re like “I gtg”

He will follow you out the door fr

Blow your phone up

Even if he isn’t sure how you feel about him or he feels about he’ll want to make sure you’re ok

Would never ghost you even if you ended things

Would be the type to have a long conversation with you about your feelings

If he fell for you though you’d have to pin him down and talk about it he’d stop calling you as much and try to avoid talking about it

If you tease him about it he’d groan and almost get mad

“You loooove me”

“Shut up you’re dumb ion even like you”

Compliments you when you look nice but it’s lowkey

“Your hair looks good like that” or “your legs are nice you should wear skirts more often”

Suggests you to get serious very casually

“So you’re my girlfriend now, okay? Where do you wanna eat and if you say you don’t care I swear to God”