#thes bitches gay

[xdlee]

Get a room, we can smell it from miles away

[wiroxi]

I'm delusional so this is a small essay on why I think my really self indulgent poly ship would work (sorry in advance if there are any grammar mistakes:P)

Lux/Cait/Sera/Jinx/Gwen essay

(penta ship essay)

(lightcannon) It all started with lux/jinx it works for obvious reasons star guardian and you really got me going music video XD

(sonic boom) then there is Sera/jinx jinx has been through so much pain and trauma that she deserves love and affection but most importantly understanding. Sera didn't experience anything even close to what jinx has been through but she can feel what she feels and help her with understanding all those emotions. also jinx could build something for her to help with the noise and they probably would just build stuff together. Also they both kinda hear voices.

(pistolwhip) With Cait/jinx it depends on where they star as enemy's or strangers but no matter with one it is they just have a lot in common they always wanted to be understood, they where outcasts and only had one friend to relay on. Both of them like guns and at the beginning of the series powder just wanted to help, it didn't change it's just who she's helping and with what means.

(snip shot)Gwen/jinx is very similar to Sera/jinx Gwen can see people for what they really are not the masks they put on she help jinx with her emotions and she can also offer an escape, Because she travels so much she can take jinx to many places meet other people with similar problems like her's and sometimes just help her forget (even if just for a second) all the bad things that she's seen and done.

Now the others

(Shining star) Lux/Cait I like to think they know eachother not really well they talked on some party's but since they hate who they really are for the public image. But one day them and Jinx meet and Jinx just brings out the real them they see how beautiful the other is when honest and it helps being more honest with both themselves and others so they bond over that they can help eachother be more open show their true selves without fear because why care what people think when you have your loves

(laze show) Sera/Lux work really well even with the "lux is crazier" tag Sera did fall for jinx at this point it's a plus. Sera can help lux with all her bottled up emotions and her fear of her own magic while lux can help with Sera's so she has better control and it all can be a bit more quiet. Also their characters would just fit they would definitely lean on to earth other.

(sharp song) Sera/Cait is a interesting one because Cait is Sera's fan and would be freaking out at first but as they would get to know eachother she would be less fangirlie and as she was being more herself around her I think Sera would start to admire and maybe slowly fall in love with Cait's passion and drive to achieve her goals. And Cait loves Sera's determination, how she cares so much and how she knows to make a visible change between the people of Piltover and Zaun

Gwen was the hardest to tie to all of them and honestly only had a good one for Lux. I mostly worked of of voice lines and Gwen is kinda a bad bitch

(hollow note) Gwen/Sera "A stage, a voice, is that really all you are?" "A pretty voice, Seraphine. What a shame that's all you were." I will just ignored the second voice line cuz as I said Gwen really sees people for who they are so she knows that there is more to her then just her perfect idol

(golden thread) Gwen/lux just like with jinx Gwen sees lux's pain, fear and the way she hides who she really is. Gwen want's her to understand her pain and work on it instead of hiding it "You seem happy, Lux, but you know pain too. Why deny it?" "No running from pain, Lux. Next time, shine through it."

(royal blues) Gwen/Cait this is just an idea but maybe Gwen could help Cait not to break her back working, and that she should enjoy her life because there are wonderful things in it and she's missing that because her overwork (this is a suggestion from people on a discord server and I just loved it too much)

So that all was honestly expecting it to be longer XD stay healthy drink some water and have a good night or a nice day

Also I need ship names for the rest of them

I ALMOST GOT A SKIN LINE WITH ALL OF THEM I'M CRYING

[meodupalta]

THEY ARE B O Y F R I E N D S

[sadbugzz]

One of my backup characters jumped into my main characters arm and yelled "HELLO SAILOR" and started kissing them.

The characters in question:

...... these bitches gay

Not to mention poly.

THEY ARE IN A POLY RELATIONSHIP WITH THIS FUCKER

This bitch called my main character mea luna , Latin for my moon. Which is fucking ironic since my main character is a werewolf.

OOOOOOH AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON WHAT SCRIPT I JUST WROTE FOR NEXT SESSION

THES BITCHES GAY! GOOD FOR THEM!

Shits getting gay as fuck in dnd tonight

[spycrabrave]

If I may,

[canyounotexistelias]

*crying as martin stabs jon after saying ‘I love you’* my... fuc,king, god,,,,, thes,e, bitches, gay.... ...  . . . ...

[chiripepe]

There’s no good drama anymore ladies. With coronavirus and the scandalous ‘response’ by the US government prioritizing ‘the economy’ meaning giving all our tax dollars and inventing money to give to rich... nothing compares.

Like I’ll try to get excited about some other drama and it’s just like...

I heard that the Democrats won in Georgia, how much you wanna bet that they don’t do shit?

I don’t give a FUCK about a black senator, bitch. We had a black president that sucked rich dick like he had something to prove what the fuck is a black senator gonna do? What excuses are the democrats gonna come up with now to magically end up doing the same exact shit republicans do in congress?

Like??

There’s... tomorrow some celebrity can come out as a cannibal or something and I’m just gonna shrug. I mean, tens of Americans are gonna go ape shit about it on Twitter but bitch I’m still poor, I’m still vulnerable, I still can barely live my life and I’m still barely just hanging on. AND I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE! Whether they wanna admit it or not MOST PEOPLE are on the same fucking train.

It’s good that Trump will go back to ranting and raving about shit while not being in the White House, but that’s not gonna stop every media venue amplifying every single little stupid fucking thing he says every fucking day.

I wish people would just TUNE OUT these constant distractions. We’re being exploited, our lives are meaningless to these people, nobody who isn’t rich is safe. BTW rich people are not just white, they’re non-white too, they’re gay, they’re muslim, they’re super duper representative and what not THE PROBLEM IS THAT THEY’RE RICH and they’re INVESTED IN MAINTAINING THE STRUCTURES THAT KEEP THE REST OF US POOR AND VULNERABLE stop falling for shit that doesn’t matter folks PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

Representation shit doesn’t fucking matter we had eight fucking years of that shit. We lived thru it. Michelle Obama the blaccque kween’t, the power behind the man, was giving fucking gerorge w bush candy or wahetevr like thes people...

oh my GOOOOOOD!~!!1

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE PLATFORM?? WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO? WHEN ARE THEY GONNA BRING THE EFFECTIVE TAX RATE TO THE RICHEST AMERICANS AND CORPORATIONS TO 90% WHERES THE UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE WHERES THE 22pHOUR MINIMUM WAGE WHERE

JUST as a start

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE SAYING THEYRE GONNA DO WITH THEIR POWER RATHER THAN GIVE SOME FUCKING COLOR TO THE SQUAD OF POLITICIANS WHO ROWKR TO MAINTAIN THE POWER OF THE RICH PARASITES KILLING EVERYTHING THAT LIVES IN THIS FUCKING PLANET???

[kcrimk]

                                                                                                     07/20/2017

Dear Diary,

   I cannot believe what I just fucking did. What the actual fuck! I mean how can you resist him? He came on to me right? Right. Okay so basically what happened was…

“I know. They got me watching these bad ass kids. Like bitch it’s supposed to be a break for me too! But I finally got then to sleep.” Karim spoke to his best friend Yasmin over the phone. He then heard the front door of the house open. “I think they’re back. I’ll call you later. Okay. Love you too, bih.” He says before hanging up the phone. A few seconds later, two familiar faces entered the room. “How were they?” Rayvn asked moving her brunette hair out of her face so that she would see the teen’s facial expression as he answered. “Those little angles? They were great. I swear you two have the cutest kids.” Karim lied through his teeth. “Thanks for watching them for us tonight. I know you probably wanted to spend time with your friends but we really appreciate it.” Benny said as he looked over at his wife. His arm snaked around her waist and his hand planted on her ass. “No problem, Uncle Benny.” Karim said with a smile. He looked at the couple who stood before him. He averted his attention towards his phone and opened the Uber app. “Well I should get going.” He said as he began to put in his address. “Don’t be ridiculous. We got a guest room in the pool house. Just stay the night and I’ll drive you home in the morning.” The male spoke. “…I know I’ve been here a million times. The thing is, Uncle Ben’s Ready Rice, I don’t wanna impose. I— are you sure?” Karim spoke not wanting to be a bother. “Nigga, I wouldn’t have suggested it if I wasn’t sure. Just sleep there for the night. I’ve got a call time for eight. I’ll just drop you off on the way to the set. Aight?” Benny questioned. It was rhetorical obviously so Karim just nodded in response. “Cool. Now if you don’t mind me and Aunt Ray gotta finish off this date night.” The couple looked at each other with lustful grins. Rayen’s face turned a deep red as she blushed at Benny’s comments. “You guys are fucking disgusting.” Karim gagged as he walked out of the living room to the pool house. “Night.” He said turning back to see the couple racing up the stairs to their room. “…Okay?” Karim said continuing to shut the door and exit the house. Arriving in the guest room, he stripped himself of his clothes and got into the bed. The teen played on his phone for a few hours until he became tired. He heard a rambling at the door. He immediately hopped out of bed and peeked through the window to see who was there at this time. Rolling his eyes, he opened up the door. As he opened the door, familiar face greeted him shirtless with a pair of pajama pants and slides. He stared up at the man’s large frame. “Yes, nigga?” Karim asked. “It’s still Uncle Ben to you. I just wanted to see if you was good.” Ben asked he walked into the room pushing past Karim. Karim shut the door behind the male before walking back over to the bed and taking a seat. “Yeah, I’m coo. You good?” The teen asked. “Yeah— I mean, I’m gonna be honest with you since you’ve always been mature for your age.” Ben sighed as he sat next to Karim on the bed. “Me and Ray kinda been on the fritz for a while, Rimmy, and this date night really gave us a chance to talk things out one on one. I just wanted to thank you for that.” Benny said bringing his arm around Karim and pulled him into a side hug. Karim wrapped his arms around his torso hugging him back. “No problem at all.” Karim spoke. He smelled the scent of alcohol that emitted from Benny’s pores. He felt a pair of lips against his forehead. This wasn’t abnormal for the duo because of the long history they’ve had. Since what seemed like birth, Benny has been in his life. A forehead kiss was just another sign of affection his so called uncle always displayed to him for as long as long as he could remember. But this kiss in particular? It felt different. It felt more passionate. The feeling of his lips lingered on his forehead. That was until he looked looked up at the man he always referred to as Uncle Benny. “I really want to thank you…” Benny trailed off and he stared into Karim’s eyes. The hand that once rested on his waist was now slowly finding it’s way into his underpants and another was placed under his chin as Benny leaned in. Their lips connected. The intimate embrace came to a halt when Karim pushed the male away from him. “I— NIGGA WHA— WHAT’RE YOU DOING? YOU’RE OLD ENOUGH TO BE MY FUCKING FATHER AND HIS BEST FRIEND AT THAT! DIDN’T YOU JUST FUCK YOUR WIFE?!” He screamed at Benny as he got up from the bed and began pacing back and fourth. “First of all, calm the FUCK down. My kids are trying to sleep. Secondly, what we talked about is having an open marriage. We’ve been together so long we stared to hate each other and wanted to see how it was with other people so we can appreciate each other more— I don’t fucking know or really care. What I know is that I wanted you since last summer when I walked in on you and that summer.” Benny said with a lustful smirk upon his face. Karim gasped as the memories of last summer flooded into his head. He knew exactly what Benny was speaking about. “Listen, the only daddy that’s gonna know about us is me. I won’t say shit if you don’t.” Benny bit his bottom lip as he pulled Karim in between his legs. “I’m not forcing you to do anything…” Benny spoke softly pulling Karim’s head closer to him and kissing his forehead. Karim pushed the large man onto the bed. He crawled on top of the middle aged man, straddling him. Karim’s lips passionately intertwined with Ben’s. The session grew intense before they both stripped of their clo​thes. It was as if you could hear a song from R. Kelly’s 12 Play begin to play as the two began making love.

Basically after that, we just stayed up and talked all night until he drove me home…and it happened again in the car outside of my house. I mean I’ve done some shit but that is in my top ten. Out of all the niggas in the world who would’ve thought I’d fuck Uncle Benny? If my dad ever found out? I think I could never talk to you again, Diary. Okay, I spill all my tea for rn. I’ll hit you up again when I do some more hoe shit.

XOXO,

Gossip Gay <3

[lenin-it-to-win-it]

the lorax, but everytime a character appears its bnha and every time u read it u want 2 die

summary: oh you know damn well whats coming, sweetie 

notes: its 2:35 am. i spent over an hour writing this. pls clap. 

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it was a suny day in thneedville and the sun was shining but it was COLD and DARk in dekus hart as he gazed sadly off intot he distance. “mommm wy doesnt todoroki senpai-san NOTICE me???”” he lameneted to his mom.

“maybe its ur ugly little pissbaby child face” inko suggested as she cooked up a spaghety for brekfast.

“how can i impress him??” deku questioned

“try lifting, cucklord” said his grandma recovery girl as she casually bench bressed 600 pounds of rocks.

“how bout i find him  a plant insted?” deku sugested thinking about the tre todoroki painted on his house. he had asked todoorki if he liked trees and he sed ‘ya sur i gues’. “bitches lov plants”

“yeeee i kno wat u mean giv him some *lettuce*” recovery gorl winked

“wat a bout a tree” “but TREEs are DEAD” inko exlciamed! she threw the spagheti on the floor for dramtic effect and cltuched dekus head in his hands. “Son do not SPEAK of such things or The All For One’HAre Corporation Copyright TM wil BUST thru the ROOF and kill you! Now sit down and eat ur capitalism! Consumerism is god hallejeuluah amen!”

“tree” deku whisperd

the hose exploded and every1 died but they were okey. avaracious all-for-one’hare, a tiny liitle with a shiny bowlcut and tiny little man feet bitchslaped deku across the face. “NO TREES ALLOUD!!1!”  he shrieked. he bloo a kiss ot dekus mom “that plate of capitalism u have is cooking upped looks lovly mam”

inko blsuhed. “thanks”

“just make sure to keep the kiddo here away from any” all-for-one’hare, lowered his voice, which was hard bc he was already so short and low and close tothe flor. “trees”

inko gASPed! “of CORSE! i wil keep him away from the place where the trees once were by the Forbindden WAll u buildt with ur money to keep out the Bad COmmunist SentimentsTM”

recovery girl made shifty suspicious looks on her face “sure yea me too”

all-for-one’hare, was convinced. “I AM CONVINECED” he sed “by felicia!” he hopped on his hoverbord and hoverborded away.

inko cleaned the spaghety off the flor and recovery girl pulled deku by the leg into the backyard. “YO FUCKER U BETTER RUN UR ASS OVER THE COMMIE WALL AND GET A TREE SO U CAN START SLINGIN SOME MAD PUSS”

“but gramma im gay”

“then start slingin some nuts my d00d the POINT is get a TRE e” she scremed. “when i was, a yung boi, my ffather, took me over the wall, to see a bunch of trees, he sed son when, u grow up, dont kill them , the trees, and bring the nonbelievers, to come and plant new trees”

“k”

she siezed dekus sholders “GO FORTH CHILD BRING THE TREES SO WE CAN MAKE THEM GROW ANEW AS THE PROPHECY HAS FORETOLD, OUT BEYOND THE WALL LIVES A MYSTERIOUS MAN CALLED THE ONCE-FOR-ALLER, FIND HIM, HE WILL TELL YOU HIS TRAGIC TALE OF TREE AND BRING NEW LIFE TO THIS BARREN CAPITALIST HELLSCAPE, NOW GO”

“k” deku hopped on his totaly radicel scooter headed 2 the wall. a robot cat watched him forehsadowingly.

it was hella empty over the commie cuck wall with not even a bORger king in site!!!1! tree stumps covered the flor and clouds of smonk from a thousand vape pens darkened the sky. a ded bird lay deadly on the ground while its bird children cried over its bird corpse. it was sad. deku took a sad face selfie with the ded bird then did a sick ollie over the corpse and headed toward the mysterious shack in the distants.

the shack had  a bucket in front of the dor labeled “piss”. deku hopped on in the piss bucket “YO ONCE-FOR-ALLER U GOT KIK??” he cried. wind wistled past his ears and he coffed from the vape smoke but then the pis buckt got pulled up on a ROPE and deku found himself hOISted up to a wINdOW!!!! he stareed face to face at a pair of black eyes with blue spots in the middle like limpid tears and some long bony arms with glvovs and yaoi hands reached out to slap him.

“WHAT” he yelled “ARE YOU DOOING” he leaned closer “IN MY SWWAAAAAAMP!????”

deku wet his pants and criied. “i sutjj,,, i jstu  wann, t  a t;rree,,” he said sobbily. “i,m tr yiyng to get s enpai , t o noticnse me,, an ,n  and i  thgout,, i fi  got, hima   t,r,ree, he wo uld liek me”

“fucken millenials” snarled the once for aller “its always senpai this, thrussy that, my neck my back, my snapping-chat, wy wold i giv u a tre??”

“b-because i,, i brought u a SPAGHETTY” deku exxclaimed, pulling pounds of spagheetyi out of his pockets

the once for aller slorped up the spaghetti hongrily “ya ok i gues i can tel  u my storey now. its a dark and trageic tale of capitalism, like the star wors preqols” a tear ran down his bony old cheek. “but insted of jar jar binks thers only me, booboo the fool”

there was  a crossdissolve and suddenly they were in the once-for allers past where he was a big bara man with bara tiddies and twinky skinny geans no where near the size needed to accomodate for his phat dong. he rode along in a cariege puled by a single muel

“FASTER AIZAWA KUN” cried the once-for-aller hapily. “those proletariats arent gonna exploit themselves!”

aizawa the mule grunted sexily and plowed on, workin that tight little mule ass.

the once-for-aller started shredding out a sick nasty solo on an elextric guitar and it was RAD AS HELL as he blasted out the opening cords to jake pol’s magmnum opiss “its everyday bro”. “we gotta dab on those haters aizawa kun” said the once-for aller with  a very gay wink

aizawa the mule grunted in annoyance. he could not dab, for his sexy mule bodey had no arms.

they fond a metric shitload of trees and there were like wildlifes and shit running around. bears (like endeovor) froclikced int he woods with their hairy bara nippels exposed 2 the world, tsuyu and her frog pals swam in the woter, and tokoyami the borb boy  floo in the sky wich was pure and clean without a single trace of vape smoke. the tres looked fuckable so the once for aller busted a nut against one trunk then wipped out a glock and started shootin them down “YEHAW fuCKERS iTS HIGH NOON” he screamed in texan, his native language, as he mowed downt he trees the way present mics sexy voice mows down the pussey.

sudenly DANY DEVITO IN A FURSOOT APEARED. he was tiny and magestic and orange and so fucken valid. also he was grand toledo. “CUNT” he yelled kicking the once for aller in th e kneecaps. “THIS IS THE ENVIROMENT!!!!1! YOU CANT JUST START WEED WACKIN THES TREES WITH YOUR YANKEE DONGLE DANDY AND SHOOTING THEM WITH GUNS!1! THAT IS BAD AND WRONG! CAPTIN PLANET DIED FOR OUR SINS”

the once for aller looked down at the tiny orange man then down at his own big bulgin bara tiddes “i cold crush u 2 deth with my tiddys, maybe u shuld stay out of my way dude’

dany deveto gasped angrely. “how DARE!!1!” he screamed, punching the once-for-allers big toe. “BUDDY I WILL PERSONALLY FUCK YOUR GRAVE WITH MY OWN TWO ASSCHEEKS IF YOU SAY ONE MORE FUCKING WORD, I DEFY U TO TALK SHIT, COME AT ME SCRUBLORD IM RIPT”

“try me gardfielf” the once for aller laffed “iv ben drinkign plenty of nut milk so my boneses are helthy and Stronk”

daney devito pulled out his 20 inch thunderdong and beat the once for aller in the head with it until he was past oout on the ground. the woodland crreatures danced hapily around the bodey but then he woke up

“u kno wat” he moaned “mabye capitalism isnt so good, lets al liv together in communism and friendship, and i wont cut and/or fucc any of the trees”

danny deveto was mostly appeased. “ya ok, but if u try anymore fuckin shit ill go back in time and cuck ur grandparents.”

dannneie dievoto tried to hav the once-for aller killed on at least 10 separate occasions and the once for aller did slip in some clandestine tree fuckage now and agein, but other than that the communism and friendship was good. but everything changed went he fire nation atteacked, they defeeted endevor esily but then the once for allers slutty, sluty family showed up to REEK HAVICK :0 !!!1!

the once for allers ugley mom, sir nighteye, stepped out of their cheap car and did the anime glasses thing “toshi u commie thot” he said with distaste “stop being poor”

“but MOM” the once for aller wined “i HAV to be por! its good for the envorionemnt and my new animal frends and if i dont dany devito will beat me over the head with his massive meaty man-canoe!”

“dont b lil bitch, do a capitalism.”

the once for allers loud cosin hizashy jumped out of the wagon. “YAINT” he shrieked at 1000000 decibels, killing 90% of life on erth. “ARE WE GON FUCK SOME TREES OR WHAT”

the once for aller looked at his disproving mom, then at his loud cosin, then at the very fuckable trees. his eyes lingered on a sexy sap hole. “yea we are” he said, pulling out his gitar sexily. “how bad could it posbiley be??”

the answer was prety fucken bad as it turned out. a metric fuckton of people paid to watch the once for aller and his family fuck trees to deth by throwing moneey at them like they were stripers, but then al the tres were fucked ded!!11! the bears starved into ity bity twinks, unable to maintain the THicc, tsuyu and the frogs choked and coffed up water ful of human piss as they peed in the water while laughing in delite at the once for allers antics, and tokoyami and the birbs coffed out their organs from the clouds of vape smoke filing the sky.

soon ther was no one left. the once for allers familey left with al the money, aizawa the fuckable mule was ded, and it was just the once for aller allone in the rouns of his former capitalistc glory with only the bright yellow banana suit on his back to remind him of those days.

dani devioto looked at the once for aller with sad eyes before kciking his own ass so hard he got sent rocketing thru the stratusphere, leaving behind an imapct crater with a single word

“cunt” deku whispered softly in the present as he gazed into the crator.

the once for aller sighed sadley. “iv wondered for years and yeers wat he ment by that, but i think i understand now. unless some1 like u stops being a cunt, then nothign is gona get better, u nut”

“shit fam thats deeep” sed deku

the once for aller looked at dekus pissbaby child face. “i lost evrything to capitalism, my friends, nature, my family” teers rolled down his cheks “i even sold my organs to buy cocane and strippers so now i hav a total of 2 orgens in my hole bodey.”

“kinky”

“but we can change that!” cried the once for aller passionetely. “i am going 2 giv u a tree to plant in thneedvil so communism can return and bring back the life stole from this world with my big stick diplomacy. go now, young midorieya-shonen my boy, GO FORTH IN THE NAME OF COMMUNISM AND UN-CUNT THIS MISEREBLE WORLD!!1!”

ther was an epic radicel chase seen wher deku had to fite the The All For One’HAre Corporation Copyright TM and his grandma recovery girl did sik triks on her moped and deku almost but not quite got to kis todorki senpai but they made it to the town square.

deku held todorokis hands and tenderly put the baby tre in it “here” he sed “take my seed”

todoroky noded solemly. “i hav never wanted anything more than to be given ur seed midoreya” he was about 2 plant the seed in the ground when all for one’hare appered! “NOT SO FAST FUCKHOLES” he yelled capitalistically. “this TRee is COMMuNISM!!1!” he cried to the townspeople. “do u RELLY want to be FILTHY COMMIES???”

“Commies hate micdonaleds!!1” screamed one impassoned townsperson.

“LETS BOIL THEM IN OIL” some one else agred.

“but guys wait!!!” deku cried “dont u want like, nature n shit?”

“CAPITALISTS WANT TO REPLACE EVERY REMOTELY FUCKABLE PERSON WITH A TREE” all for one’hare screamed

teh twonspoeple gasps, thens tarted chanting for deku todo and grandma to get boiled in oil

deku sweated nervosly “um but,, treees,, r good?”

“OIL OIL OIL”

“BACK IN MY DAY WE FUCKED TREES AND WE LIKED IT” recovery girl rored!

that was acomeplling argument. the boil in ooil chanting slowed

all for one turned to his henchperson stain “STAIN” he yelled “TEL THESE HIPPY DIPPY COMMIE TREE FUCKERS WHAT WE REALLY THINK OF THIS CAPTEN PLANET B-ROLL BULLSHIT”

stain cleered his throt and burst into magnificent song “let it gro let it gro, so we can have trees to bone” he sang. he was The Ultimate ChadTM so every1 agreed with him imediately. they throow all for one’hare into a pit of spiders where eh was eten and killed and planted the seed in the fertile butthole of the earth wher it could blosom and gro.

in the folowing yeers trees started groiwng beyond the wals and the once for aller crawled out of his shame sahck to water them with his nut as an act of penanc.e

slowly, magesticsally, danny devito in a fursewt flew down from the sky. “ya done good cunt” he grunted, tenderly slapping the once for allers boney ass with his furry orange old man boner. “ya done good.”

they both floated up to gay heaven by their ass skins wher the once for allers big bara past self greeted them with open arms. “all of ur trubles are ogre” he whispered tenderly in their tidditlyated ears. 

the once for aller caressed his past self “oh oncey” he whispered sweetly “are u shure we should do this?? can u even,,, oh, how can u love me in this broken down form??” 

past once for aller smiled and did the kabedon thing with his future self who whimpered arousedly and blushed carnelian. “its not who we are on the outside” he shoved his entire arm up his entire ass“its who we are inside” 

danney devito cheered the once for allers on as they fucked together for all of eterneity and it was very communiest teh end 

[jungkookio]

bias tag game

hoooooooo boy so i was tagged by @hoodiejungkook​ @literally-just-yoongi-trash​ @aragyeom​ to do this... y do u want me to expose myself like this

Rules: write down the last 15 associated tags with your bias.  

yoongs:

#take his belt and choke me with it

#not to be nsfw buti have an undying need to fucking hug this man 

#when wiwllhe start capitalising on his sweat as a highlight tbh #i wna tthtta glowhgngnnfngngnghhggghhg #why is my grandpa man so hot ti rlly wanan dfckkin d8 him

#omfg fuck off #look at him hes a dumpling #a soot ball #he owns the key to m heart #honestly im rlly soft over my boys tonight #im cryign in th club

#im sorry but he looks like that sailor moon 'but you didnt do anything' meme #but like hot

#im... rlly out here loving this loser i cannot believe myself #i fell in love with some grandpa infant hybrid #look at this pingu lookin ass god i love him so much

#who let this emo kid out the house #wheres his mum

#c hoke #what the fuck wjat the fuck #when will he fucking spit on me #whatthehfuxuckgoddddddddddddddd he #what the fuck i swear everyone wants me to roll into a coma and fucking die #i hope ifkckng choke seriously what thejfuck is thsi #what is his problem why is he like this

#thsi is the begsat theing to evr hapoenr yi me shsudjrnshjsjrbndkansb pleaese

#ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my god you own my fucking heart #u cld own my kidney too if u ever need it just ask

#i want him to tuck him in n kiss his forehead but i also want him to spit in my mouth u feel? #probably not #kinkshame me

#okay... he gettin thicker #i love my man's pancake ass okay #im eatin well tonight !!/1!!1/! #nourished !! #acvdhdjsjbdbsjsj hav i evr mntiond i hte mslf

#i love him so much ohmygod  #!! fuck !! #m heart went nyooooooooooooom  #💟💖💗💕💓💝💟💓💕💖💞💗💟💖💕💞💓💝💟💕💞💓💝💟💗💞💕💗💟💓💝💕💗💟💖💖💟💕💞💓💖💗

#m heart just launched outta m chest #idk wht t doabout it tbh #i... need that

#ohmygodohmyogogododdoohohoh #hooh my fuckicjg n god #im fucking malfunctioning btixch #bwaht the fuck he looks so fucking goood #hes rlly rpepin the gays again inhis flannel #an icon #he looks like a billion fckng dollars bitxchm im rlly choking #im gna eat a fucking shoe i love him so mcuh #godthey rlly mad ehim blond again #i dk what to domblond yoongs has always been m favourtei #n im alwaysh fucking screaming about it and bitch x hes rlly blodn n im rlly crying because fuck #hhes in his fckckng prime okay #hes th mc of m heartmcnncnnnnnggggggggggggggjhsbdhjbfhbnj

jungkook:

#i wanna punch him in th face #but with lovecause i love him so much  #i cld never hurt him #honestly i'd much rather him sucker punch me in the jaw #look at him he's such a shit but he's my favourite #eugghhdghhdhhhhjjhhjhj 

#he cld crush a bitxch with those thighs #(its me) #(im the bitxch) #(please crush me)

#fucking b e a n me #rightin th fckn skull #just straight up fucking murder me #what kinda zoom #its all so shiny #hes fckng gleaming #his shirt is fcking gleaming #meanwhile im constructing my coffin while i wait for him to b e a n me #the fuck

#biyxch his tiddies bigger than mine

#its always th lasttwo gufs that tip me over the edge #m reachign fr th mfing gun bitxch #i hate this shirt n its aphrodisiac bullshit #oyster juice #it had to have been soaked in fckng ousyetr juice #can u hear my inner turmoil sis............. this shirt has victimised me #the shirt #it strikes again

#wow look its my emo boyfriend

#ggggggggggggggno the shirt can fuck off #whoever manufactured it #you know what no it wasnt manufactured #it was hand crafted by satan himself to fucking tempt me to evil #show me a single fancam of mr jeon fucking jungkook in that shirt where he doesnt look at one with the fucking devil #find me one! #i can guarantee u wont find any bitxch #possessed #absolute blasphemy #i hope i fckign burn in hell

#the second gif is him throwing my heart out the fucking window

#ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my gohd how can he be this cute while literally drnched in sweat #ion kno but hes gleaming #shining #glowing even #he hsa no faults #look at his smile it cld make flwers grow fck off #n the stars are in his eyes #all of them #im real emo tonight #hes so bright #the most beautiful boy #a baby #my best baby boy in th whole wrld #i wld gv hm m everythng #i love hm so mch m heart is so full #im nourished

#this era makes m choke on air #he was so rude the entire time i really hsatge bjgbnkgjbnfdkjbdfj bjbngnbkgnbkgfkbng #...gotta go #i hope he *** **** ******** ** *** ***** ** *** **********

#jungkook is so cute i love him so much what the fuck #he is the purest mostwholesome lil fella ive ever seen #his gecko friend :(((( #bitxch #search: how to be a gecko #hes so excited wgdhjb #'this one is a different guy!" #what the actual fuck jungkook rip m heart out y dont u #he saved m life wow #bad day who? dont know her #m never gna b sad again

#oh my god someone get me out of his ass #i'm too far #so far up his ass

#ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm????? #i want him to dropkick me down a flight of stairs

#i want to fuxjckxking die and be dead get this photo away from me #what the ever loving fuck #are you seeing jungkooks arm??? are u seei g it #cause biyxch i am and i choxked #i hope i die #ababsbndnenjabsbsjjsnsl ouc h

#hes like my age in these photos whahat the fuck #why do noboys near me look exactly like this with this exact personality and this exact dna

jimin:

#he looks like a sad puppy and im not having it #ill fight the fucking rain #ill punch a cloud i dont give a fuck 

#i wld step on a lego brick for u

#omg hs lilcrooked tooth #im ugly cryign bitxch #thats it im cryign in th club fr real

#im screamign outta my ass #what the fuck jimin #what kinda extra ass #he did a fuckin split to try and kick a golden glittering pompom #this is gay culture

#he looks like a rich housewife #please step on me

#his fucking n e c k #look at it fuck #what the fuckim..... #im rlly reaching fr th fckng gun sis jesus hcirst

#@nasa i will pay you to launch me into th fckng sun bitxch 

#can he maybe... jump like that again... on m fuckin head 

#i swear hes like... made of gold and honey and stardust or smth what th e fuck

#i literally just said oh my god under m breath #buyt i cldnt get th words right so i just sorta went ohgghg #what the fuck

#this is some chaotic evil behaviour right here what the fuck jimin

#perfection? on my dash? its morelikely than u think!

#i hope i die immediately right now this very second

#can he punch me in th fucking throatplease #i will pay him to straight up fucking deck me

#oh my fucking god im #he #whatthe actual fuck is this?????? #what the fuck is thsi ?!??!?!?! #no #ihave truly had e nough of this shit ajshdbjdbnjfkfl #i become a fckcng jimin stan and this is th shit i get in return???????? #chronic agonising pain #yes thnk u jimin thts rlly what i fuckcing signed up for #this was not part of th fucking contract #i just wanted a cute squishy boy with a lil button nose #n mybe a bit of sad contemplation #i did not want !!!! sin !!!!!! #in my christian household????????? #blasphemy #this is fucking blasphemy #the power of christ compels you #fuck wheres the holy water bitxch #this boysjhdbfjhbfjbjgbjbfbflk #u kno what fuck it if this is what death feels like sign me th fuck up #guess ill just die bitxch

do u ever just look back at your past self and think... is she okay

im tagging: @namjoonsgalaxy @blumiin @minsuga--genius @velvethoseok @hobisnovia @gukiee @itskimtaehyung @parkjiminivan @jiminyoongs (if u want !!)

[hellcatchvalley]

i made a little word doc of my punisher liveblog because i could not contain my emotions to myself so obviously SPOILERS

i love kurt so much pLEASE DONT HURT HIM

i love madani already too gOSH STAY FOREVER PLEASE BE GAY

THEEEEEEEEERE'S MY GIRL!!! WELL NOT REALLY IT SJUST HER NAME BUT!!! MY GI GRL!!!

i cant believe frank just pulled a matt murdock and threw his shit in an alley

the director's name is tom shankland how appropriate

o shit frank's the one who killed her old partner

lowkey?? im rooting her for lMAO EVEN THOUGH I MEAN SHE'S OBVIOUSLY NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO GET FRANK FOR HIS WAR CRIMES BUT IM WITH U GIRL I HOPE YOU GET CLOSE

CHRIST ALVIE!!!!! CHRIST ALIVE THIS IS LIKE FANFICTION COME TO LIFE

NOW I CANT WAIT FOR KAREN TO GIVE HIM THE WHAT-FOR ON WHY THE BALLS HE'S ACTIN ALL PEACHY WHEN HE'S DOIN THE STUFF SHE YELLED AT HIM FOR HSDJKFL

THE WAY SHE'S DRINKING THIS BITCH OOOOOOOOOO FRANK YOU GONNA GET IT I CAN FEEL IT IN MY TITS 

OK LOWKEY.......IM M A D CONFUSED

ifeeel like??? i Missed something here why's he so.......soft

they left on a pRETTY BAD NOTE I MEAN,,,sure she saw him on the rooftop bUT NO ANGER?? NO TENSION?? AT ALL?? I MEAN I KNOW ITS BEEN HALF A YEAR BUT. JSDKLF IM JUST CONFUSED

ok All of me is so Very confused as to this whole thing to the point where i deadass thought frank was just kinda. dreaming. bUT I MEAN IM STILL LOWKEY DYING IM DYING

(but seriously i hope this writer didnt kill karen's spark ok the girl's got a spine of steel dONT LEAVE THAT OUT PLEASE)

man this is really making me question the timeline of all this like is this pre-'she thinks matt is dead' or post-'she thinks matt is dead' bECAUSE THERES. THERES TOO MUCH SUNSHINE ON HER RN IT FEELS OFF

"i wanna know what you're gonna do" oh thank god my darling youre still in there i was so worried 

MAAAAAAAAN IF YOU COULD HEAR THE S I G H OF RELIEF I JUST DID THANK GOD KAREN!!! YOURE IN THERE

GODDDDDDDDD THERE THEY ARE!!!! MY FUCKGIN G GO DDDD OTP: BE CAREFUL

i stan sara :c she is just having the worst day sdjkfl

me: hey why's frank walking with a limp i dont remember him getting hurt??

me two seconds later: OOHHHH HE'S TRYING TO BEAT THE CAMERA SYSTEM THAT SMART MOTHERFUCKER

hey this is a fallout song!! and its called 'kick in the head' so r i p to this dude

F CUKGIN KNEW IT!!!

oh shit oh no frank really was the reason his family died :C

on another note: oooh this poor sunnva bitch is pretty much toast

you gotta love how cleanly frank kills the guys that matter

"the place to eat" what a way to avoid copyright of any kind i bet that was the name on the script 

OOOOOOOOOHHH I LOVE KURT DONT HURT HIM

LMAO FRANK WAS IN HIS TRUNK??? SDJKFL

i stan ben barnes shadily licking his finger to turn a page of his book while this dude recites scripture

KURT GAVE HIM HIS TOMBSTONE IMMMM ;n;s 

i cant believe Lieberman has to watch frank cuck him in real time

GOD KAREN'S REALLY GIVING ME VANESSA VIBES RN AND I DIG IT SO BAD

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD THE ENTIRE SCENE AT THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST THE RIDE NEVER EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENDS

HEY HEY HEY THIS CERBEROS SPIEL LITERLALY LITERLALY COMES FROM A TUMBLR POST WHERE IS THIS PERSON'S COMPENSATION??? EVEN THE WORDING IS EXACTLY THE SAME

LMAO HE DIDNT MAKE HIM A SANDWICH SDHJFK GET WRECKED FRANK

hey its travis! :D

LNAOJDSOFIM LMAO WOW TRAVIS' CHARACTER GOT THE W O RST OF IT

this soundtrack is very 'last of us' and i l o v e it 

i legit dont know which one im more jealous of

O SHIT HOMEGIRL DIDNT EVEN TAKE OFF HER SKIRT

damn kurt's like a dude claire god i love him dONT HURT HIM

i wonder if the dude who worked on irobot worked on this show because So many of thes shots look like his work

"you gotta find something you care about" "have you found that frank?" WELL FRANK!!!! HAVE YOU?????/

nooo ben barnes i trusted you!!! cept i really didnt 'cause youre always playin someone mad shady but still!!! YOU WERE HIS BROTHER, BILLY, YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE

look at him with the assassin's creed blade n shit

madani's ribs are so......whats the word, prominent??? every time she slightly leans back its like that picture from that dancing ballroom anime

watching frank literally cuck david's wife is still the Funniest thing on the planet shdjfkglh

LMAOOO FJSDIGOJ SHE KISSED HIM IMS CREAMING THIS IS GONNA BE SO FUNNY

FINALLY SOME EXPLOSIONS YES GIVE ME SOMETHING

OOOOOOOOHH THE LETTER'S GOIN TO MY GIRL IM EXCITED

"why are you going after him like this" shE LITERALLY JUST SAID THE EXACT SAME THING YOU WERE SAYING EXCEPT IN A NEWSPAPER SHJFKGJLSDL

david about his wife: she's Your girlfriend

frank: HEY ive Never wanted to be with Anyone but my wife >:(

david about karen: your girlfriend's on the radio

frank: turn that shit up

me: BITCH ME FUCKING TOO???? BITCH ME TOO TF

im literally dying at frank holding her flower from across the damn city shdfjgklh

karen: [goes off on a senator on the radio]

frank castle: [pointing and nodding] 

NOOOOOOOOOO KURT WHY WOUDL YOU GO BY YOURSELF YOURE THE ONLY BLACK GUY ON THE SHOW YOURE VULNERABLE

THEY REALLY JUST GON GO AND KILL THE NIGGA WITH HIS OWN LEG???? H SFDUIJDPIJ THE DISRESPECT!!!! CURTIS DESERVES BETTER!!!!!

lowkey im bored of the bill/madani thing like. gimme a romance i care about now they were cute until it was revealed he was using her and now its just there 

omg i cant tell if frank is actually trying to get lewis to turn himself in instead of killing him or if he's just lulling him into a false sense of security but either way

AW G O S H ; AAAAAA ; THATS SO MUCH BETTER THAN A KISS IM JUUUUUUUUUUST SOOOOOOOO

lmao i didnt even consider that the family would see his face lDFHGKL OOPS

i love how both frank and the bald dude are losing their minds with the torture and ben barnes is just in the back like 

"WHAT HAVE YOU BROUGHT TO OUR DOOR" I LOVE HER MOM SO GODDAMN MUCH HSJDKFLG

ok in summary: loved it, thought it needed more karen because i love my girl and i just love to see her, next season feels like its gonna be So Lit because this season was like “ok now that we’ve got all the nuances of being a soldier and frank’s backstory Out of the Way NEXT TIME he can fuck shit up willy nilly and we can have our supervillain” which i am A-ok with because season 1 daredevil was kinda like that, first seasons always gotta get the talking out of the way also the way karen and frank’s relationship was portrayed just

[madamprcsident]

Wanted things:

Seraphina and Theseus Scamander bonding over their (missing or dead) friend, Percival Graves

For bi or gay Percys, Sera and Percy trying to out peacock each other because Theseus the war hero is coming for a visit

Late night alcohol fixes in Picquery’s office on particularly bad days

those rare occassions when she makes the trip down to his office

‘ Careful Sera. Your human side is showing. It’ll scare the new recruits. ’

Picquery calling Tina into her office. They’ve found Graves. (Can be heartbreakingly sad or possibly good. probablly a tear jerker though Sera will save her thoughts for after Tina leaves the office and she is alone. probably at home nursing a drink in his honor.)

Queenie passing as Tina leaves the office after the sad above in a hurry and reading Tina’s/Picquery’s thoughts and coming in (because Tina has run off downstairs and won’t be able to talk for a good 15 minutes at least and will spend at least 10 of those with Queenie on the other side of the stall door trying to coax her out). Confronting the most powerful witch in America about her feelings.

Possible Sera/Thes feelings developing eventually (can be completely unrelated to Graves/Fantastic Beasts storyline and be before the movie or even after

Auror!Seraphina threads back when she and Graves were partners

Freshly injured Picquery threads where she is grumpy at being forced to do paperwork but then says fuck it and decides to make it her bitch

I just want Picquery being annoyed but eventually proud of at Tina Goldstein and weirdly mentoring or something this chick to be a badass. But completely denying the fact that this girl and her bleeding heart and her adorable little legilimens sister (and that unfortunate no maj they had to obliviate) have wiggled their way into her thoughts. Some days she wants to hex Graves for ever bringing Tina to her attention. 

I want Seraphina Picquery having to find a new amusement because Percival has managed to wiggle his way out of a stupid summit meeting/cabinet meeting or has been mingling with someone else so she is left by herself or else she has to play nicely. And she is so tired of playing nicely. Sometimes she just needs a quiet moment to snark. Percival is her normal buddy for this activity. But I feel this could also be a fun thing to do with a certain War Hero, Theseus Scamander who might be tired of being flaunted about at events. Sera finds him interesting. He makes her think of Percival a bit in some ways. I think they could be great friends. (Or even a ship if the other mun would like to explore that. I am a shipping whore some days.)

I want Picquery having a bad day and scaring the fuck out of the little staffers in her office and Queenie Goldstein  just popping her head in, completely unaffected and not put off by her and just offering her a cup ( though everyone knows she is a coffee person ) of tea. But after obliviating the woman’s boyfriend ( well, was he really her boyfriend? they were together for what....a day? ) and she is just smiling at her so sweetly and it wouldn’t kill Sera to take a break for a moment. Her brain is legitimately beginning to hurt. So she cuts off the sharp words she was about to snap at the woman and instead says yes. 

I want to see Seraphina’s face when Newton Scamander reappears in her country, her city, her building. I want to see her exchanging a look with Graves. Her narrowed eyes. She is thankful to Newt of course. And marks the Thunderbird as a protected species. But also she does not need another headache. So hello and GOODBYE Mr. Scamander. And if anyone GRAVES comments on a little tug of a smile at the corner of he lips she will deny it till the day she dies.

And I really need all the Sera and Percival Graves standing to the side and judging everyone else at social events they are forced to go to and being each other’s person to excuse themselves if it gets too bad. I need late night ‘just pass the damn flask’ parties on bad nights. I want back when they were partners and Aurors and young and invincible.  I need Percival getting outraged for her on her behalf ( think of the time period - for MULTIPLE REASONS ) and her telling him to shut up and stop trying to fight her battles because no one can fight them but her. 

I JUST WANT ALL THE THREADS OKAY.

If you like ANY of these PLEASE message me so we can plot things. Even if you see me doing them with someone else I LOVE doing duplicates because no thread is ever the same! It’s always a new adventure.

[borgicorgi-blog]

So it continues.The fuckery continues. Just as a note, don’t go over to harass them. Even dicks need their space in their pants.

So the first photo continues on that reply Splatoon-discourse makes. Let’s look at reason number 2. Thes say they tell it like it is due to poor representation. Ok then look at something with better representation instead of shoving yourself into your echo-chamber and throwing a fit. People are not always going to “properly” represent you. It’d be nice but don’t press your wishlist on other people. And if you are you may as well pay em for it so that people like Tammy can continue to make a living as she works through commissions as well as other artists. And I don’t say sugarcoat things but your intent does not come off as “blunt criticism” it comes off as “self entitled prick head” and if you don’t have the intention of enjoying the content because of the person, I think it’s time you leave the room. And then racism.

Racism against a white person. Mind not even blown.

What the fuck makes you think these people are mad because you're a latino screaming your monkey-ass off at a person who is probably sheet paler than you. I don’t get this fucking ridiculous statement that is made because she’s white. So if a person who is black or latino like yourself makes it, it’s slightly less terrible to you and maybe they don’t even have to apologize? Absolutely flawless logic there. No issues whatsoever. Here’s an idea, take the butt plug out and get over your period. Maybe you’ll see your being as racist as you're implying this person is.

You even admit these are fictional squid people. Unless you yourself are a fictional squid person, it is not representing you. Ok so if I’m getting this right the game takes place in the far future after humans are gone. That right? So then you’d be bitching at the squid people because they decided to salvage latin american cultures. You see what I’m trying to say? It’s just as justifiable. Because they won’t be getting it all right. And chances are they found it all like it was after they crawled onto land. Which gets me to the other argument since your ilk LOVE to bring it up. Aren’t YOU the descendants of the spanish that invaded this land in the first place? I have doubts you are one of the indigenous who stayed on that land to this very today. To make it worse you’re looking for an apology because she offended your eyes with her livelihood. Baffling. A person who paints themselves a victim shoots themselves and cries out for attention to care for their wounds. And I’m not sure about you but a person who got offended at a picture vs a person who got sad because of your bitch attitude. I wouldn’t be surprised either that people went to console a person after getting to see the terror that is you. Some of the people probably didn’t want to get their head bitten off because they wanted to remain neutral.And racial coding. Racial coding of fucking course. Can’t be because the person does indeed want to make a character that's different from the rest. But she can’t win this argument because if all her characters were white you’d still have people bitching over representation. Tammy is a very big artist so you're going to see her stuff unless you block all of her content, which if there is an option, I’d go ahead to do. If not, well ignoring things is what functioning adults typically do instead of being pissed 24/7. You're never forced to look at other peoples shit so don’t play the “I’ve been tolerating it card.”

Now the other person replies. Nothing to noteworthy in the 1st comment. And yeah, Sombra from overwatch has a bit of spanglish and such. Even if she is a hacker she still has things there that would help identify her as latino doesn’t she? SO I can’t tell if this is because she has that role is “progressive for women”, extremely dark skinned combined with the attitude or that this splatoon-discourse is just an idiot like the person suggests. Give it time though. They’ll start screamin cultural appropriation there too if only to cover their tracks.

 Although the speedy gonzales argument moreso covers people with nostalgia value, I can see why they took this approach given that this person tried going off of numbers of likes and dislikes. A lot of people in Mexico love the cartoon despite the stereotypes as well as the character was thoroughly entertaining in his cartoons.Which shows that yes, even with stereotypes a character CAN be BUILT to be entertaining. If the artist wants to build the character to be less oriented around stereotypes let her. Do not shut her down before she has even tried police.

Even though this person yells quite a bit it’s, clear that the point is that this spanish talking shithead is projecting themselves to make others feel small as you’ve seen here and will see with her buddies and Don’t waste your breath on believing these people will be nicee. While you can still take criticisms from others if there's not much you're criticizing and your being a bitch on top of it it doesn’t exactly help with anything now does it? The rest I indoubtably agree with Splatoon-discourse is trying to control this artist more directly and is projecting their anger. And that’s assuming the are Latin American fuck might as well be a Latin American advocate disguising themselves  for all we know. They might be chicano of latin american descent and an extremely pissy one at that.

The next picture is just their response of exhaustion of people standing up for the artist. So basically I’m done i already got what I wanted. Probably the most mature thing this person has done since this fiasco started.

So that comment chain is done. It’s pretty much what was said when this happened. So far it just seems like these people are one off haters and Tammy just broke down. However my friend that took these pictures felt like there was more to it that this and on the same person’s blog she found a picture that lead to someone’s blog that’s called fortissimo-pianissimo which had a picture of her encounter with srpelo on Twitter. These are the pictures from that person’s blog but if you want to see the full on conversation it’s on twitter: https://twitter.com/_SrPelo_/with_replies?lang=en people who use it will probably get more use from it from me as my laptop won’t let me take pictures myself and spectrum didn’t include photos from twitter itself. First off what the fuck is a translesbian? How the fuck does that work? Your become a man and you're attracted to girls? Or you become gay once you become a man? I don’t get it but I get my answer when he say “it means your a man” as in a straight man. Makes sense if you're truly a transgender person. You're trying to pass after all and putting too much pride in the fact you want to be a guy doesn’t exactly mean much as actually putting on male clothes and/or going through surgery and pills. You want to love a woman?  Then there you go, straight man.

Not sure if spectrum fucked up the pic but pelo’s saying that this person being anal won’t give him their respect and I can see why.

Hello Hitler.

Not only do you make a change petition to “kill” Tammy (by changing the definition of course, which they apparently regretted.) But they go on an entire spiel on how the fandom is in need of revolution. Ex-fucking-cuse me? Your bringing a bunch of people who just want to have fun to begin with into some sort of communist uprising? Congratulations, you’ve won the idiocy lottery. Even with the joke being there that’s still what you’re trying to do, rally people up to restrain artist for posting stuff you don’t like. Be fucking real. People will look for what they want. If they want a good character, they will seek it. Your “good art” campaign is just a cry out for attention and you want to take down those who are popular than you while your at it because you keep complaining about being so weak and defenseless despite taking cheap shots at these people by weaponizing your own self. Society is willing to turn a blind eye to your dribbling nonsense because it’s to stop racism, transphobia and the like, at least those are your claims. But is it really or are you making excuses to buy through these things? I wonder. and OH BOY I got something coming up covering Pedophillia and beleive me your going head is going to hit a wall when you see what they consider pedophillia. Anyways the rest of it is Pelo having a fucking laugh it this moron, which I can’t blame him since I’d laugh at this joke too but that’s the last of it for now part 3 will be out next.

[survivorpacificislandallstars]

Ep. 12 - “Fly my ass back to Hawaii and dump me in a volcano” - Andrew (Pt. 1)

So I guess All Stars is just gonna be me watching the people I know and love go home one after the other at this point. At this point, I shouldn't be shocked or mad. Rhea, Karen, even Brandon to an extent. Who's next is my only question. Shockingly, to not my surprise, Jordan and Ash couldn't be trusted!!!! Who could have foreseen this? Well, I could, and I did. Anyone with common sense and a brain could have, but I guess that's too much to ask. Like with Ash, I had zero expectations. Jordan... I mean, there was at least a low bar, a very low bar. Because as far as I can recall, I've been completely honest with Jordan each tribal I've been with him... And yet each time he goes against his own word, then we make up afterward, and it's just... I don't even know. I'm totally numb to betrayal by now. Also Gage's vote is hilarious. "I don't take kindly to lies" wow bitch me too the fuck???? Kinda why I voted for him cause like, at every tribal all my interactions with him have been lies built upon lies, sometimes mutually and sometimes from him. But there's no actual trust and we've just been pretending every round, so I'm glad we've finally dropped it and we can acknowledge the tension. Jordan said I'm not on the bottom of the tribe...which sounds fake but, okay. Maybe I can work with him, maybe I can't, but really I'm just praying for once that we swap one last time to save my ass. 

I am so so so so shook right now.

Conf #18: wow! final 14! Im doing so much better than the other two games that i wont talk about. Im concerned about this immunity challenge because usually when it comes to touchy subjects I feel like I know how the game is going, but with all the swaps I feel like I know nothing about what people are thinking it concerns me. *Coco Peru voice* that bothers me. As far as the double tribal? *Yawn* but also im ready to die again, hopefully I can get people to go after mitch!!!

Honestly this tribe swap has me wet. I'm on a tribe with a bunch of icons like daddy Andrew or Sam B or fake Sam, even Steffen to an extent. More importantly I am away from that horrible nest of snakes from my previous tribe. The bad thing is Samantha wants to go after Jay, because Jay tried coming for Sam at some point, which is horrible. And if I had to choose right now I'd vote out Jay over Sam just because Sam unlike some people hasn't blindsided me!!! But no I'm not bitter or anything, why would I be bitter? I mean I shouldn't be because it's not like I considered those people trustworthy or anything!!! Anyway. Mitch is obviously siding with Jay, which leaves three people in the middle. Sam and I both want Andrew because he's trustworthy (and Sam also wants him because he's hot and I have no issues with that). I trusted Andrew the most at the very beginning of the game, and we've both been through a lot but hopefully that connection is still there. That leaves Steffen and fake Sam as the swing votes...... Idk how much I trust either of them. Steffen did side with me at the Chrissa tribal, Sam sided with the snakes at Brandon's tribal tho.... So yikes!!!! We'll figure that out tomorrow!!! 

OKAY. So this new Kyaal tribe? EW. ALL MY FRIENDS ARE ON THE OTHER TRIBE AND I MISS THEM OKAY? NOT REALLY THO. I'm so chaotic in here wtf. Anyway, SO I'm back with Jordan Pines, which is litty titty. I feel like I actually can trust him because he gives me A LOT of tea like all the time. Whether or not it's all factual is another story, but at this point I'll take what I can get. I'm also still with DADvid. He's my Dad, check my birth certificate. He is such a good person and I'm so happy we've gotten so close through this game because we have had a lot of time to get to know one another in various communities and never have. So David told me he is pretty sure of a Drew/Jay/Mitch thing thang going on and I believe it! Drew just had a moment in the HOS15 VL when Jay was evicted so that's confirmed. ADDITIONALLY, Jordan just told me that Mitch found an idol (which isn't surprising) some ruby idol bullshit that makes everyone go to rocks??? Apparently Drew has it right now and knowing my luck I'll be rocked out of this damn game. But hey, I keep saying this but I'm so proud of myself for making it this far, so if I go, I go! (I'LL BE FUCKING PISSED AND PROBABLY NEVER PLAY ONE OF THES AGAIN IF I FUCKING GO HOME, I AM FUCKING SANDRA DIAZ-TWINE AND I WILL BE THE QUEEN THAT WEARS THE CROWN TWICE.)

So who the fuck does Jay think he is exiling me?! Why me?! Clearly he has some plan to get rid of me because we're not working together so he isn't exiling me to get the clue or anything so obviously he wants me gone. If for some reason he DOESN'T want me gone he's crazy because now I'm just pissed off. I don't get to just waltz back into the tribe with immunity like Drew does. I'm gunna have to scramble and make sure it's not me and this is gunna be so annoying. Plus he just messaged me "I'm exiling you I hope that's ok" LIKE NO ITS NOT FUCKING OKAY YOU DIMWIT FUCK WHY THE FUCK DID HE CHOOSE ME??? Also I just looked at the touchy subjects results and I got who has the most F2 deals? Technically I have none because I haven't actually talked to anyone about going to the end together AND I really only talk to Steffen, Drew, and Jordan so like fuck I'm so mad because it looks so bad on me. I'm just really overall pissed off right now and I can't believe I can't even rant to anyone! I feel like Drew and Jay are tight. I started going off not even thinking of it as a game thing but more like I'm frustrated and want to rant to a friend about it but then I remembered back on the first tribe when Jay, Drew, and Mitch were all so far up each other's ass it was disgusting so like I can't even talk to Drew about it because he'll go run and tell Jay and be all fucking annoying. I just want Mitch and Jay gone so bad. Steffen better be able to pull some people in and make sure it's Mitch and not me. If I go home because Steffen can't strategize to save me I'm gunna suffocate him when he comes to visit

I'm back and alive A lot of things have happened, and apparently confessionals aren't mandatory, so I haven't been writing things! That's great. So the last time I wrote a confessional was the round before Billy right? Ok So I sort of kind of may have manipulated the vote against Billy. I heard from Van that her and Billy were trying to flip the vote onto Charlotte, so I told Charlotte that Billy might have been trying to target her, and she easily flipped to Van and I. Jay didn't want to vote Billy, so it was 3-2. I'm glad I got him out of the game at least. I love Billy as a person, as a player, whew. He reamed me afterwards, and every bad thing he said about me was truly well-deserved. So then we swap, fun shit. Expected. We played Kanto! I got gay pokemon, but no idol or whatever. I have a team of cuties, so that's all that matters to me.<3 I couldn't play the grass game, so we kinda had to go to tribal. David was the target, but he whipped out an idol and his one vote for Punpun sent them home, which is disappointing. But fuck, good job David. Props to you, I ain't even mad. Apparently Van was voted out of the other tribe which SUCKS because I had to vote out Billy to protect her and then she just went home anyway??? Uggggh My friends keep leaving. We stayed in Kanto for a week and I got to play Pokemon LeafGreen. I caught 111 pokemon and earned myself a trip to exile, which was mostly pointless, and our tribe got immunity. I wasn't even playing to win, I just really love FR/LG. But of course I'm secretly digging my own grave, because who wants to keep a tryhard around at/before merge??? No one. I gave my idol to Drew because he said he might've been in trouble. It was insurance in case things turned sour. BUT APPARENTLY AT THEIR TRIBAL IT WAS UNANIMOUS VOTE FOR CHARLOTTE. I love Charlotte... She was my #1 man. I wanted to help her get far. And then Drew told me she might've been a catfish. So... Maybe that was for the best, idk. COME TO THINK OF IT, a first boot being considered an all star is VERY suspicious... I want my idol back tho. Also Karen went home at the other tribal!!! Bless up. Jay told me she had a sapphire idol so that is... good that she's gone.  ALSO Dan has the Whetu idol and I'm surprised but also not. So here we are on new tribes, and what better way to put a fire under my ass than to play touchy subjects??? Do I have good luck with this game? No. Do I usually get nice answers? Yes. Did I get them this time? Not...really. People think I have an idol and they want to vote me out next. Which is unfortunate, because now I honestly don't have an idol. And I'm going to be traveling tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So I can't even really talk to people and defend myself!!!!!!!! Fortunately I at least have Jay and Andrew on this tribe. Sam G and Kevin would likely vote with me too. I don't want to vote Steffen because I just told him I wouldn't and meant it. So that leaves Sam B, who just won Panem and should go... We'll see how the chips fall. Maybe I'll get my idol back, maybe Samg and Kevin like me enough to keep me around, and maybe I'll live another day. If not, oh well, I made jury.

When you accidentally send a confessional....to the wrong game....hosted by Jay....and it's talking about Jay...and it reveals your allies........ I'm actually gonna hate myself if this fucks my game up why do I do these things

"Not to nitpick at the Touchy Subject results but the fuck! Firstable Ash and Gage put me down as backstabber like besides last vote which was just me returning the backstabbing to Gage, when have I done that... Second of balls, people forgetting I'm in the game? Well, not shocking, I'm naturally irrelevant. Still won't stop me from being salty but. So um if Jay goes after Sam B he's officially cancelled, because I would literally die for her every day of my life I had to. And the fact that he's immune....sigh. I don't know if he trusts me but!!! If he doesn't he can catch these gay 12 year old hands. Sam B and I want to go after fake Sam now because she has too many allies (she wanted to go after Mitch but uh, I think not). Idk what Jay thinks about fake Sam but he did send her to Exile so there's that. Hopefully Andrew and Steffen will come through???? Because if I have to watch Sam B die I might as well drop dead to the floor right now because there would be no point in living after that"

Andrew wants to form an alliance of me him Jay and Mitch. Like, I love those people, but you know who that excludes? Sam!!!!! You know who I would never vote out in a heartbeat? Also Sam!!!! Voting out Sam would be like Ciera voting out her mom except actually important and heartbreaking (but it would still be a hashtag game changing big move). So I kinda bs'd to Andrew saying I don't trust Jay because he voted out Karen (also my mom) which is half the truth. The good news is Andrew said we should choose between Steffen and fake Sam. While Steffen has backstabbed me once, we're supposedly friends now cause he was like "miss you!!!" when we swapped but like Gage did the same thing and look where that got me. But I don't wanna break that bond just yet. Sooooo I'm still gunning for fake Sam but Mitch was like "I like her" which just proves real Sam's about connections and yadda yadda. Really I just want to get to the point where I can stop distinguishing the Sam's and my life gets easier. 

I’m me and sara planning to search the well together

So the vote should in theory be Ash tonight. I'm perfectly fine with Ash going home but I'm not perfectly fine with lying to Gage about it, but at this point unless Ash/Gage have an idol I don't foresee things changing. Thankfully Gage seems to like me so that is a plus. If there's an idol played it most likely will not be me going home. I don't love that it will be David going home though. Jordan Pines is a dear friend of mine, but he's just in general very aggressive. He has strong social ties to people and seems to utilize them when he needs things. He put together the 5 votes against Ash and it seems like a done deal. But I'm at a cross roads. Do I try to turn David and work with Gage and Ash to vote Jordan out? Idk. My concern is that endgame, people like Mitch/Drew/Jay/Jordan will be an unstoppable force in this game and idk if I'm ready for that. I'll probably touch base with David before my vote is submitted and if he thinks the plan is good, it's happening. If not, I'll just have to lie to Gage and possibly lose my newest ally's trust... :/ 

I. Hate. Survivor. Here I am, dealing with important stuff, cleaning literal dog shit, and then here in the game shit hits the fan. Sam B wanted Sam G out. Jay wanted Steffen out. Sam B was fine with this. I tell Jay this. I also tell Jay Sam B wants Sam G out, but we can roll with Steffen. Jay says cool. But somewhere after some shitty sequence of events, Jay goes apeshit and throws out like, everyone's names and wants to vote out Sam B???? And doesn't tell me of course, even though he wanted to make sure "we're cool." So I guess keeping me in the dark, again, is a good way to gain trust. And then an even shittier thing happens. Sam B, fake Sam, and Steffen unite to vote out Mitch. I think voting out Mitch is the most effective way to weaken Jay, and Jay does need to be weakened. But voting out Mitch...and sending him to the jury...is difficult. I would rather send Mitch to jury over Sam. Sam said Jay directed votes back to Steffen... But I can't trust him, and I don't want to sit still and do nothing about that. He's fooled me once and I don't want to be fooled again, I'm tired of that happening. Voting out friends is hard, but I think tonight there's no easy way out. 

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ah, yes, the poliamorous femmes, love 'em

I'm delusional so this is a small essay on why I think my really self indulgent poly ship would work (sorry in advance if there are any grammar mistakes:P)

Lux/Cait/Sera/Jinx/Gwen essay

It all started with lux/jinx it works for obvious reasons star guardian and you really got me going music video XD

then there is Sera/jinx jinx has been through so much pain and trauma that she deserves love and affection but most importantly understanding. Sera didn't experience anything even close to what jinx has been through but she can feel what she feels and help her with understanding all those emotions. also jinx could build something for her to help with the noise and they probably would just build stuff together. Also they both kinda hear voices.

With Cait/jinx it depends on where they star as enemy's or strangers but no matter with one it is they just have a lot in common they always wanted to be understood, they where outcasts and only had one friend to relay on. Both of them like guns and at the beginning of the series powder just wanted to help, it didn't change it's just who she's helping and with what means.

Gwen/jinx is very similar to Sera/jinx Gwen can see people for what they really are not the masks they put on she help jinx with her emotions and she can also offer an escape, Because she travels so much she can take jinx to many places meet other people with similar problems like her's and sometimes just help her forget (even if just for a second) all the bad things that she's seen and done.

Now the others

Lux/Cait I like to think they know eachother not really well they talked on some party's but since they hate who they really are for the public image. But one day them and Jinx meet and Jinx just brings out the real them they see how beautiful the other is when honest and it helps being more honest with both themselves and others so they bond over that they can help eachother be more open show their true selves without fear because why care what people think when you have your loves

Sera/Lux work really well even with the "lux is crazier" tag Sera did fall for jinx at this point it's a plus. Sera can help lux with all her bottled up emotions and her fear of her own magic while lux can help with Sera's so she has better control and it all can be a bit more quiet. Also their characters would just fit they would definitely lean on to earth other.

Sera/Cait is a interesting one because Cait is Sera's fan and would be freaking out at first but as they would get to know eachother she would be less fangirlie and as she was being more herself around her I think Sera would start to admire and maybe slowly fall in love with Cait's passion and drive to achieve her goals. And Cait loves Sera's determination, how she cares so much and how she knows to make a visible change between the people of Piltover and Zaun

Gwen was the hardest to tie to all of them and honestly only had a good one for Lux. I mostly worked of of voice lines and Gwen is kinda a bad bitch

Gwen/Sera "A stage, a voice, is that really all you are?" "A pretty voice, Seraphine. What a shame that's all you were." I will just ignored the second voice line cuz as I said Gwen really sees people for who they are so she knows that there is more to her then just her perfect idol

Gwen/lux just like with jinx Gwen sees lux's pain, fear and the way she hides who she really is. Gwen want's her to understand her pain and work on it instead of hiding it "You seem happy, Lux, but you know pain too. Why deny it?" "No running from pain, Lux. Next time, shine through it."

Gwen/Cait this is just an idea but maybe Gwen could help Cait not to break her back working, and that she should enjoy her life because there are wonderful things in it and she's missing that because her overwork (this is a suggestion from people on a discord server and I just loved it too much)

So that all was honestly expecting it to be longer XD stay healthy drink some water and have a good night or a nice day