#theres onions

[natkidding]

The whole bloonini gang!!! i wanted to draw them for so long and now theyre out in the world 😥

time to past out

[casualavocados]

Learn from who? Learn from you?

Chen Bowen as CHEN YI & Chiang Tien as AI DI KISEKI: DEAR TO ME (2023)

[therealslimshady]

Me watching the first third of glass onion: man idk, it just doesn't have the same vibe as knives out. I mean we're spending *way* too long on the build up, Benoit Blanc isn't even acting like himself, and it feels like the story's almost over even though we're nowhere close to halfway. Kind of disappointing man :(

Me watching the last two third of glass onion: oh! Ohhhh! OH!! OHHHHH!!! OHHHHHHH!!!!! OHHHHHHHHHHH-

[the-golden-onion]

[keefechambers]

I don't make the rules.

[official-darkforest]

to me i cant get behind bluestar being a mother figure to firestar but she is his family. do u get what i mean. same with yellowfang to cinderpelt. yellowfang saw fireheart as a son but how he saw her was much more vague and less defined, though it doesnt make the love he had for her any less real or returned u get me. do u get me.

[prince-rat]

tom kenny the man you are

[starrysharks]

"it's *not* some fake fairy dust bullshit, onion. it's witchcraft, and it's real."

jaundice myers, a companion to onion, punching bag to the big fish of postmortem high, and one of the supporting characters of reassassination. a self proclaimed witch, she spends her days listening to goth music and practicing curses to finally thwart her enemies.

+ inspo sheets for her and onion!

[boylikeanangel]

hmm. if and when we get phillip featuring more heavily in a future knives out movie I really hope there's a fully realised version of the moment in glass onion where a woman is coming onto blanc and he's doing the whole trying to be a gentleman about this, ohh I'm flattered but.... and then phillip "get straight to the point" nolastname steps in and says something like "I'm afraid he's otherwise engaged", and then blanc introduces phillip as his Partner and THEN they have to do the whole runaround where everyone thinks "engaged" means too busy with work and "partner" means investigative partner but what they actually mean is gay partner and engaged as in Engaged to be Married. the perfect reversal of the many generations of people mistaking platonic partnerships as gay couples For Funnies in this kind of genre. the anti-bbc sherlock, if you will

[lokh]

ive been thinking about this but. i think shuro understands laios' character pretty well, but he doesn't value his strengths or interests (monster knowledge). in the DVD extra where laios imagines what would have happened if they'd been on better terms, shuro STILL leaves because he thinks his chances are better with a trained crew (which....... is likely to be true but. look at how he ended up anyway lmao). meanwhile kabru recognises that while the party isnt particularly strong, the reason they get so far in the first place is BECAUSE of what laios knows about monsters. shuro seems aware that laios knows about monsters or has an interest in them, but views this as frivolous and a waste of time and doesn't seem to realise how much this knowledge carried them in the first place

[bucket-puns]

More Ishmael treats. I needed to throw em out here

[scaredofmyocs]

i made a stupid short little comic but i dont want to take up so much space so its under the keep reading

wow look how silly

if you cant read the cursive it says "Dojo, Casino, whatever the fuck, im tired."

im also tired

also youll never guess what inspired this comic (me failing algebra 2) (also mostly done in algebra 2)

also i wrote parappas silly little thing no I dont really think its good i was just trying to get to the word casino

[bookslegosnotherstuff]

It would appear that one of the great tragedies of modern cinema is that Daniel Craig was originally pigeonholed as a rather generic action hero and its taken this long for him to get a role where he plays his true calling which is, of course, a homosexual.

[kitakami-kid]

JANUARY 11TH!!! SAVE ME!!!

[shatterdome-underscore]

I hope knives out 3 has a scene where you can see Marta and Helen's wedding photographs in Benoit Blanc and Philip's apartment and it's never addressed. They should each have a small cameo separate from each other like all the silly celebrity cameos.

[justa-moth]

dead boy detectives as that one the onion article

(she would totally joke about having prophesized it)

(shes wanted to make this joke for years)

(she does still needs her rent money)

(i totally didn't just make this entire thing bc of this one)

(they're proper intelligencers!)

(textposts i've done!) pt 1 - pt 2 - pt 3 - pt 4 - pt 6 - pt 7