#theres also a kitty on there :P

[maxiemcsoda]

blehhh

[infinitycarrot1]

I redecorated my bag after getting rid of all the ants. It's so blue hair and pronouns core now 🐟

[satoruhour]

🪻ugh your drabble about sore reader reminded of this one hc I think of so much that it’s embarrassing. Imagine gojo getting on sorcerer!reader’s nerves to the point that she and utahime almost have an anti-gojo hate club, and one time while bantering with him she jokes about his size or how he’s so self centred he probably can’t even make a woman cum.

Satoru only says “wanna see what I’m all about?” and safe to say she gets dicked down like there’s no tomorrow. Throughout the night he also makes fun of her for being all talk in the beginning but cumming so easily, makes her beg for it, will never let her live it down. Next day Utahime’s real pissed she lost her club’s vice chairperson.

My kitty isn’t even purring atp she’s meowing loud and crystal clear. Satoru who’s smug and a big tease in bed is so unbelievably sexy to me

a/n: discussions of incompetent dick game LMAO, oral f! receiving, fingering, p -> v sex, unprotected sex, creampies, multiple rounds

OHHHH MY GOD YOURE SO RIGHT ACTUALLY HYACINTH ANON sorry i took so long to get to this sobs. yes yesyes id like to think sorcerer was with them before but left the scene like nanami and never truly kept in touch with the students at tokyo high. id also like to think this happens before the actual series starts (ages 24 - 25) bc gojo might still be honing his technique and theres still that playful banter at that age. god and they have a school reunion and he does some annoying crap dude.... utahime is DEFINITELY debriefing with you after that whole thing. shes by your side the whole night recalling on the stupid shit gojo did as a hs kid, when he collapsed that mansion without putting up the veil. you had to calm her down LMFAO

but at the reunion there was alcohol and you both get hiiiiigh and all things get 18+ almost immediately, talking about how gojo def cant find the clit and he fingers women wrongly and cant make any use of his dick thats probs small 😭😭😭 which is like ... you also have an inkling that he might not be that small because he is .... 2 metres tall but ya never know with how cocky gojo is. and that inkling is gone instantly when u hear him talk cause his voice is so ANNOYING and dripping with cockiness. he also has that certain lilt in his voice that you realise he uses only with you, overly teasing and silky smooth and u hate how you notice that

gojo is fucked up as well, u know he doesnt hold his liqour well but hes sober enough to ask “wanna see what im all about?” and you especially hate how you look around to see where hime is at and when u just catch a glimpse of her heading into the bathroom, youre nodding slowly and you do nooooot know what youre getting urself into !

needless to say, gojo is already getting u so hot and bothered just from a simple kiss. he warped you two back to your apartment (bc he rather die than get found out by megs and tsumiki), which he has been to before !!!!! gods even the tension back then was so palpable but gojo was in a vulnerable place with geto and everything and didnt want to do anything that would hurt his heart more. you two make out for A WHILLLEEEE and if ure wondering if hes alr so good at kissing, what else is he good at ....?

youre proven wrong time and time again when gojo goes striaght for your clit, rubbing slow circles and he has u begging for more, more something just mere rubs. gojo has the gall to lick a stripe up your soaked panties and sucks a little at your clit and god he is LOVING the way all your previous insults about him fall short of your lips and doesnt have the same punch: “still doesnt prove your dick’s b-big—” gojo lips your panties to the side and eats you out. he eats. you. out. to prove a point but also he falls in love with your pussy, slobbering all over it and shit. “didnt tell my your pussy was so good, baby.” “cat got your tongue? do i live up to your standards?”

you realise hes cocky for a reason and that his tongue game is fucking insane. the same goes for his fingers, locking eyes when he first inserts his digits in and your moan is like heaven to gojo bc he likes nothing more than to prove people wrong. and this is the best way to do it !!!! “cum on my tongue, sweetness.” oh YOU DO !!! YOU DOOOOOO

and then you think gojos done with making his statement. nah. youre so fucked out just from oral and hes smirking down at you, bringing your hands to his crotch.

“what?”

“wan’ you to open my pants yourself.”

“so it’s small?”

gojo scoffs with a smile, he already finds himself addicted to you and your taste. “no. just curious to see your surprised face.”

it gets him off every time (even after dating. and cmon dont tell me you WONT be his gf or at least his fwb after this?) you react like that, mouth open and eyes never leaving his exposed cock that he could probably slam it inside.

wee woo and once he starts to fuck you ooohhhhhhggggghhh eveyrthing you say is INCOHERENT. you try to string words together, insults and name calling here and there but it’s always interrupted by moans and whines. “you’re so— mmhfuck— insanely anno— satoru!” its words and words but none of them make sense. youre drunk on his cock. he fucks you in every position imaginable and the first time he wants to pull out bc he isnt an asshole, you're trapping him between your legs and begging him to cum inside, inside, inside WOOOOWWW HE GOES INSANE.

“i’m on the pill, s-satoru! wan’ your cum inside, please, please—”

“you’re driving me fucking c—crazy. i will, i will.”

anyway yeah you guys go multiple rounds and youre rendered speechless at every turn, surprised at yourself that even when youre spent youre sinking down on his cock and riding him yourself right after you both came. everythings sticky and gross and gojos still sensitive but hes hooked on your pussy and lets you do whatever <33

the next morning u wake up caged in his arms and hes saying something annoying again. “wanna make this a regular thing?” and you attempt to reject him, pushing him away and getting up from your bed but youre sore everrywherreeee and he swoops in just as youre about to fall. “dick too good, huh?” you roll your eyes and just let yourself be pampered by him. you spend that next day just making out and being close to each other and u wonder what to tell utahime LMFOAAOAOA

you end up getting a few missed calls after gojo had sent a selfie of you both, blanket covering your naked bodies after doing the obvious and he just chucks ur phone to the side and continues to kiss you LMAOAOAOAO. oh sigh thats such a nice scenario maybe ill write it properly one day

hello hello!

[abuglikecreature]

hi hi!!! im roch (pronounced rock, but im not a pebble) >:3

i like he/it/they pronouns the most :))

this is my agere blog, where i post and reblog anything that makes me happi!! get ready for a million bajillion exclamation marks!!!!!! (also, im bad wit words n got fingers that dont always cooperate wit me, so the spelling on here isn’t gonna be amazing lols)

i regress to maybeeeeee 4-7, but idkkk! when im lil im just lil, yk? but im also bodily a minor, so no nasties!

im happy to talk, though i might not always be able to respond all that quickly :^

these r some of the stuff that makes me SUPER happi!

Marvel! Mostly the Xmen n mutants side of things (includin spiderman bc hes sillyyy). I just think theyre soooo cool!!!

Deadpool!!!! Hes my favvvv!!! Ik i jus put marvel but dp is my super mega fav and i luvvvv him

Sylvanian families/Calico Critters!!!!!! I luv luv luv these lil guys!!! i have a whoooole collection of them and the babies r my favvvsss!!!!

Skulduggery Pleasant!!! oh boyyy you dont wanna kno how obsessed i am wit that silly skeleton...........

Minecraft!!! + Minecraft dungeons + mcsm, i just luv luv luv the silly lil block guys!!

Markiplier’s work, i luv luv luv iswm n the universe hes made up even if it confuzzles me sometimes :P

The Stanley Parable!!! Dunno if theres rily any agere content for this but idc i luv luv luv the narrator! And stanley is my silly lil squishy

Tf2!! pyro's my faaaav, theyre literally me!! fr!!!

TADC!!! so fun n silly n kinger is such a dad!!

Mouthwashing!! definitely not a family friendly game, but on this blog its “nothing bad happened aus” only! i heart daisuke

Stardew Valley :3 im not very good at rememberin what the villagers like but its oki i lovvvve foragin

Detroit Become Human ! big feelings galore from the story , gotta love papa hank ^^

Stray!! My fav comfort game, i love the Outsiders n the kitty soooooo much!,

HermitCraft & the Life Series ^^

N i like any animal!! ever!! all the lil creatures, even the silly hairless ones! theyre all sooooo beautiful

I also like makin stuff for ppl!! Im happy to take any mood or stimboard requests, maybe even a drawing req if im feeling up for it!! if u wanna ask for one i could do my best work if i kno it well already, so feel free to pick from my lil list! a lil specificity would be awesome, just mention it if u want any colour or theme or anythin else :3 (if its not based on any particular media, just like a concept or color or food or whatever u might like, id be happy to work wit that too :])

i think thats it for now, have fun!

banner by me :3

#roch yaps: my talkin tag

#my stuff: anything i make, like boards or drawings

[subbykittyboythoughts]

uhm introduction post cuz why not! im bored :P

you can call me alex or just kitty! i'm an enby person n i use they/they, but i like masculine names (ex. kittyboy) n im also ok with feminine words in a Freaky way 😳

unowned and not looking

this is first and foremost a horny blog but very occasionally i may get kind of sad i just need an outlet you can ignore that, 99% of the time i just make and share posts about being ouppy and horny :3

uhmm i really really really like music! a lot!! i do not apologize for turning my horny blog into a music blog :33

im a verse and switch in theory but 99% of the time i'm a sub (and 75% a bottom). in practice im a virgin ;w; whichever way i lean i am still a puppy, and will always appreciate being called pretty, a good boy/pet/pup, and other such things

hard DNI: minors, ageless blogs, any form of bigot, sh/ed blogs, gore, blogs primarily based around misgender/detransition kinks or feederism kinks, humiliation sissy blogs

im very bad at tagging so uhm forgive me </3

anyone can send asks, please do (anon if ya don't wanna be caught being nasty hehe)! dms are open but if i dont follow you Be Normal and Chill Out

kinks below da cutoff :3

likes : petplay (what? who could have forseen this :0), praise, light degradation (good slut, things of that ilk) soft cnc, forcefem kind of?, collaring, soft biting, breeding, somno, COCK!!!! said ravenously and with glee, BALLS!!! said with joy and euphoria

i have dick and balls and greatly enjoy that! like. wow i have these magical things on my body, thank you god for this wonderful gift. i will Jork it

other stuff i like but you probably won't see much of on my blog, if at all : knotting

dislikes : hard cnc, blood, in general too much pain, findom, honestly just being mean :[, not a hard limit but like older cis men (40+), pregnancy

im sure theres stuff i forgot butttt idc :3

tags:

#kitty's music rambles - i talk about music. you follow me you get to read about music. fuck u its my blog

#music for my moots - music recommendations! i just think you should listen :3 u get to know me better and listen to Objectively Perfect music All The Time... and tbhhhh if you really think im cute u have to listen otherwise u probably hate me.........

[riaki]

random but i got a haribo gummy roulette from the market n i think gojo’s the type to pour way too much attention into making sure theres no two of the same colors next to each other in a pack of sweet tarts or whatever hes getting cus it ‘has to be worth his money’ and he digs to the very back of the candy shelf to get the bag he thinks has the most even though they’re all factory packed. he’ll also hoard the flavors he likes and give u all the ones he doesn’t want like ur a candy trashcan

…so if you notice you’re only being fed orange gummy bears, u know why ;; of course he’ll act innocent if you ask, so if you want a taste of what ur missing out on, just give him a kiss ! n figure out which flavor he had last :p

what do u guys think his fav type of candy is… i see him w those hello kitty marshmallows w strawberry jelly in the center

[objectlovingobject]

Hey what's a good vpet where you can have a cat and it doesn't die? Or dies/leaves very rarely ... I'm interested in vpet digipet tama type toys

I have the perfect one!!! Its a bit pricey depending in ur budget(i think mine was 80 after shipping) but its the motchimaruzu punitto nyanko!

Heres mine, her name is mochi!

I looove this vpet so so much, its my fav uwu in this vpet you take care of a kitty, and it will evolve into a number of unique adults depending on the stats u raise it with! Unfortunately this is a more niche pet so information is scarce on it and there is no growth chart for this pet atm! But its fun to find out the evolutions on ur own imo!

Also the case is squishy and it can be taken off of the device to preserve the paint

Another barrier to entry(possibly) besides price, is that its japanese only, but i notice that its very intuitive and there isnt much text anyway! Heres a pic of the kitty in its mid stage! It has a full color, backlit screen!

I think its very cute and its soo content rich! Theres a bunch to do, and since i love gimick pets, the squishy buttons(i forgot to mention the cheeks nose and paws are buttons) are soo so cute and fun and i love them!

And this pet doesnt die! It also doesnt call out (i think) so its not annoying ^^ it cant get sick either :) if u want a new kitty you can have yur current one move out(more for the sake of getting all the characters)

Im willing to answer any questions abt this pet, or p much any other ^^

Also if u can find one, a qpet kitty is v fun, but its in chinese and somewhat hard to find from what i remember??

Also gigapet has a kitty i think, but idk if it dies!

[lv3buzzz]

SONG RECS FOR @noctilucaa

w moods

this is honestly no pressure to listen to them all 😭

i just yap w song titles lmaooo

also all my x ray spex recs are valid cus i am the no 1 x ray spex listener on airbuds (i love them)

sobbing my eyes out oh god

~ paper bag - fiona apple

~ waiting room ~ phoebe bridgers

~ your best american girl ~ mitski

~ asleep - the smiths

~ tears over beers - modern baseball

~ brother - gerard way

~ young and doomed - frank iero

~ guilt tripping - frank iero

~ you are my sunshine - frank iero

~ disasterology - ptv

i miss who i used to be

~ sullen girl - fiona apple

~ are you satisfied - MARINA

~ everyone - mitski

~ i know the end - phoebe bridgers

~ all i want is nothing - frank iero

yeah its cool ill be okay

~ joyriding - frank iero

~ all that ive got - the used

~ dear percocet, i dont think we should see eachother anymore- frank iero

fuck this

~ no fun club - frank iero

~ i cant do anything - x ray spex

~ yall want a single - korn

~ break stuff - limp bizkit

~ brackish - kittie

~ garbage man - hole

~ im a mess - frank iero

~ jesus of suburbia - green day (yes the full nine minutes. deal w it 😛)

~ child psychology - black box recorder

fuck you

~ get gone - fiona apple

~ good god - korn

~ father - front bottoms

~ down with the sickness - disturbed

~ good sister - bad sister - hole

~ family jewels - MARINA

~ fantastic bastards - death spells

~ veins! veins!! veins!!! - frank iero

punk/ angry w politics

ik the sex pistols are heavily mainstream so might not be ‘punk’ but they pioneered the scene in the 70s and are style icons

theres more but itll be too much 😛

~ plasic bag - x ray spex

~ carnival - bikini kill

~ rebel girl - bikini kill

~ god save the queen - sex pistols

~ anarchy in the uk - sex pistols

~ holidays in the sun - sex pistols

~ pretty vacant- sex pistols

~ identity - x ray spex

~ nervouse breakdown- black flag

~ ‘merican - descendents

~ blood stains - original version - agent orange

life can be good sometimes

~ when the sun hits - slowdive

~ 1979 - smashing pumpkins

~ malibu - hole

~ half a person - the smiths (dont listen to the lyrics theyre sad but its upbeat and you can dance to it and be whimsical)

~ heaven tonight - hole

~ inbetween days - the cure (i fucking love this song

~ today - the smashing pumpkins

~ lovesong - the cure

~ so real - jeff buckley

yearning/pining?!

~ why cant i be you? - the cure

~ forget her - jeff buckley

~ michelle - sir chloe

~ 8th grade - pencey prep (heavily recommend that whole album)

~ i want the one i cant have - the smiths

~ looking out for you - joy again (pulling out the 2021 songs 🙏)

~ mad as rabbits - p!atd

~ beach bones - more amor, ryan ross (<33 RYAN RODSOKDDODIFUCU)

~ at the library - green day

[bread-squid-uwu]

I think its WILD that so many characters are just.. shown doing horrific things and people only talk about half of it. Like, yes mystreet was not meant to be taken seriously and it's all meant for jokes but holy shit this series was dark even when it was supposed to be funny.

Also, Katelyn and Travis were the two characters treated seriously DURING the point it was still supposed to be dramatic and for the jokes. Which makes those two stand out more than the rest, actually

Enough about them for a second,

Aaron and Gene were 19 crushing on a 14/15 year old as if that isn't literally p*dophilia. Garroth and Laurance were literally stalkers, absolute creeps and assaulted Aphmau many times over, Garroth could NOT take rejection and kept pursuing Aph despite everything- literally kissed her without consent, and Laurance did the exact same thing, Travis was a huge perverted creep who assaulted Katelyn and ignored her boundaries for the entire first half of season one, Dante was WORSE than Travis during PDH - he literally wrote a book about ignoring consent and harassing girls (thank god for his redemption arc in the later seasons jfc), Nicole claimed Dante was cheating despite the two literally never being in an official relationship at all aside from in high school when he actually did cheat on her, Ghost assaulted Zane many times and NOBODY BELIEVED HIM which is gross on Ghost AND everyone else. The entire "kitty" thing alongside the blackmailing and EVERYTHING.. and I've said enough about Katelyn lately, it's just repetitive now

AND THERES MORE WITH OTHER CHARACTERS???

Yeah it's not meant to be taken seriously but oh my god, this series when looking at it with actual sense is disturbing!!

But I think how the fandom treats this topic is the worst part, seeing as I got an ask telling me to get assaulted after I made a few posts about Katelyns recovery arc.

[fragileizywriting]

your last post just reminded me that all tagged marinettes know a luka but they dont all know an adrien and that sas is the only kitty that knows adrien lol i feel like theres a missed opportunity here to have other kitties meet an adrien but i do get why you chose sas :P

SO LIKE!!! technically speaking!!! technically!!!! sas kitty and 4am kitty are the same kitty. is this too meta? you get the point. she’s still marinette regardless of the au, right? but she’s also still kitty regardless of the au too. if she’s kitty, she’s kitty. she’s my blorbo just put in diff situations right? c:

i couldn’t figure out who would go first but i knew it had to be an adrien because he’s like, the most generic one i write rn c: kitty’s gonna get BRED and this is the first stop, why not do it with someone she’s the most comfortable with? yk? 🥰🥰🥰

[lostsoulau-ask]

a smoll doodle about the “if the canon Magolor and Buddy ever get to meet eachothers”...more like one is trying to remember where he saw this cat-boy while the other is going through an internal panic attack Yes, it took a lil time for the big guy that, the smoll kitty is scared of him, but why? while we talck about “the canon & AU met” heres some facts about a certain ship undercut and how Starcuter (LostSoul equivalent of the Lorstarcuter) is mostly absent here and some thought from Buddy!

Buddy is from my AU Magolor is Buddys canon equivalent Starcuter is from my AU Lor is Starcuters canon equivatent -In the AU, Starcuter really didn’t like the way Buddy was acting while he ruled Popstars she stayed a bit begrunginly but after a big incident, she just left one day. And the rares times Starcuter and Buddy did “met”, she’ll fly away if she detect him (or wack him with one of the oars before leaving). -While Starcuter dosen’t like Buddy, our big boy seem to find it pretty, he know thats the Starcuter, she goes on a lot of dangerous planets (like vocanic/frozen waystelands or if theres something thats dangerous in there), in case peoples had gotten stuck on it. He tried to get a closer look multiple times with either the spaceship directly leaving... or him getting smacked by an oar if there peoples with her. ...And despite him wanting just to have a closer look, he is also aware that he is the reason Starcuter lands here. -And if Buddy ever saw the Lor, he would be first very hesitant to come near first, but once he got the confirmation he won’t get an oar in the face, hes like an exited kid, flying around, he finally get to look at the pretty spaceship up close! (sadly hes too big to get inside) -And if Starcuter get to meet the canon Mag, she wouldn’t think of it much, “just another passager”, while Magolor would be confused about the fact that Starcuter dosen’t have a pilot and mostly does a routinely round around planets. ...also i may be thinkin’ about begining to write about the AU but hush ;p

[mossumbrella]

Tag Nine (9) People You Want to Know Better!

Got tagged by @pulzerizedpeaches :3c

Last song: Halloween by Phoebe Bridgers…. Oops i fuckin looovee her Punisher album aouwgh makes me want to lie on floor and fade into the grass beside an abandoned highway…

heres some fav lyrics from it:

“I hate living by the hospital / the sirens go all night / i used to joke that if they woke you up / somebody better be dying”

“always surprised by what I’d do for love / some things I’d never expect / they killed a fan down by the stadium / was only visiting, they beat him to death”

“baby, it’s Halloween / there’s a last time for everything”

AWAUGH those kill me every time god dmanit

Currently Watching: Snapcube's shadow the hedgehog realtime fandub video v good n funny hehe I also recently finished miraculous ladybug s5 and holy shit things are happening .. i do not keep up with that show v actively n awuagh things are Heating Up . even with its flaws i still found it overall an enjoyable watch (also i saw a lotta ppl disliking kitty noire's design but i kinda like it lol its wild looking in a fun way)

Currently Reading: i re read the amulet graphic novel series recently that i havent touched since i was like in elementary school and it was p good still! i cant believe theres still one more book to go till its finished tho wowie wowie

Current Obsession: artfight brainn; also my gardens been doin p good! tho i finally found out whos been stealing my strawberries its the fuckin SQUIRRELS

also the city of mist ttrpg im in with my friends Oh Boy we are getting near the end of our first arc and um. Uh Oh PC death..???? screaming crying on the floor from last session

Tagging: awhah i think the only mutuals i got are @kellystar321 n @sharkiethedork if y’all wanna do this! (but ofc u dont have to !! orz)

[todayisyourturntolose]

DO U HAVE ANY P1/P4 HCS IM GLAD I GOT U INTO IT 🙏🙏🙏

OH BOY DO I !

aaaah imma put em under the cut bcuz there might be a lot

-p4 would sooo carry p1 bridal style, without hesitation

-this song is so them coded its insane (i said this for p1/p3 [and also nottemdude] alr but methinks this fits p1/p4 too :P)

-they're both avid horror movie enjoyers and watch them together almost every week

-they also like watching corny low budget horror films and trashing on them

-p4 tries to steal a kiss from p1 whenever the chance is given. not a day passes where these two haven't kissed at least once

-p4 would beat the everlasting shit outta redux if he ever made p1 feel bad abt himself [in typical "is this guy bothering you babe 🤨" fashion]

-p4 likes to style p1s hair since there isn't rlly much he can do with his own, so sometimes p1 will wear his hair in a ponytail, or have it kinda slicked back etc

-theres a simple trick for getting p1 to blush, and it's getting called pet names by p4. especially the more *personal* ones. as soon as the word "kitty", "hun", or "princess" leave p4's lips, p1 is alr blushing like crazy

-speaking of kitty 🤭 p1 would most definitely purr when he and p4 were like. alone and cuddling for the first time. he doesn't notice it but p4 does, and cracks a joke abt it and p1 stops immediately and is like "💀" (p4 doesn't mind, in fact he thinks it's rlly cute)

-every night before p1 goes to sleep, he always reminds p4 on how much he rlly means to him and how he's singlehandedly saved his life and he gets all sappy and corny and

-complete opposite body temps lol. p4 is a walking heater while p1 is literally cold to the touch

-they switch glasses for fun sometimes, but have completely different prescription lenses so they both can't see shit (methinks p1 is far sighted, while p4 would probably be near sighted)

okey i think that's all. maybe. srry if this is a lot i just love this goobers to death

[posebean]

Niki, Mao, Arisa and Yujiro for the ask game >:3

lisi i love u /p but theese are SOOO obvious JSGSHJSHS

Niki

Sexuality Headcanon: gay

Gender Headcanon: trans m <3 mimi's art lives rent-free in my mind

A ship I have with said character: RINKY. do u even need to ask (rinniki)

A BROTP I have with said character:

SWEETS DORMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

also in general his silly little friendship with hiiro. its kinda funny. hiiro: tell me what nii-san was like niki: no he would kill me . the omurice thing is really funny too i think niki would make hiiro omurice however much he wants

A random headcanon: he doodles on his recipes :3 theyre not like perfect but theyre cute little chibis

General Opinion over said character:

oh silly little guy full of self-deprecation hidden behind all smiles and an attitude of always being happy oh how you always don't want to be abother and therefore keep all your problems to yourself. please open your eyes there are people that want to help you and love you and theres also one that wants to marry you

Maaaa-kun

Sexuality Headcanon: bi~

Gender Headcanon: cis

A ship I have with said character: rtmo / mort

A BROTP I have with said character:

trickstar!!!!! theyre all sillies... also him and shinobu/the rest of stuco theyre all fun

A random headcanon: mnjgh i dont think about him often... maybe ritsu steals his phone often and changes his wallpaper to a picture of ritsu LOL

General Opinion over said character:

unfortunate kinsignment 😔 feeling it rn feeling my inner maa-kun as i take on responsibility after responsibility because i dont like fomo and i cant say no

Awisa

Sexuality Headcanon: straight

Gender Headcanon: cis

A ship I have with said character: shibarisa<3333

A BROTP I have with said character: hina!!! besties frfrfr .

non-canon u know it has to be w/yujiro sobbing crying wheres our kitty people interactionsssss

A random headcanon: she has a narumi sena wall in her room and spends more time trying to figure out what to wear to a meet and greet with sena than what to wear on a date with ken

General Opinion over said character: THE LOVE OF MY LIFE. i love her. she's so inspiring and aaagah her fashion sense is so cute. i hope she and ken stay happy 4 the rest of their lives they r stupid and in love

Yujiwo

Sexuality Headcanon: gay

Gender Headcanon: male or trans m fine with either

A ship I have with said character: aiyuu ���

A BROTP I have with said character: hmmm megu? that one event was really cute where megu helped him design that. disastrous outfit LOL

A random headcanon: cats gravitate towards him . he can just be walking and they follow him

General Opinion over said character: sopping wet kitty how i adore you

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

#prev PLEASE make that list im desperate to see it#i don’t know fuck all about chess but i’d be so interested

via @stellewriites

okay so quick explanation of what the pieces in chess can do:

pawns can move forward one space, unless they havent moved yet, at which point they can move forward two. also, pawns capture diagonally.

bishops can move any number of spaces diagonally

knights move in an L-shape. so they go two spaces in one direction and one space in another direction like this:

rooks/castles/towers can move any number of spaces vertically or diagonally

queens can move any number of spaces vertically, horizontally or diagonally

and kings can move one space in any direction

the only piece that can move through other pieces is the knight because it can jump over them

your goal is to capture your opponents king

thats the basics of chess.

im gonna explain all the absolute insanity that happens in chess notations so a quick explanation of that:

youll see that the board is labelled 1 through 8 vertically and a through h horizontally. that specifies which square is which. so for example, the white king starts on e1.

basic labels are: K - King, Q - Queen, R - Rook, B - Bishop, N - Knight, and P - Pawn but it's standard to omit the P.

in the gif above, the notation for the knight's movement would be Nf3. if say the d2 pawn were to move two spaces forward, it would be d4.

x notates a capture so Bxc6 would notate that a a bishop has taken a piece on c6. = notates promotion which is when youre able to march your pawn to the other side of the board so from row 1 to row 8 or vice versa where youre able to promote your pawn to a queen, bishop or knight. + notates check which is when a piece is threatening to take the king. # notates checkmate and the end of the game.

0-0 and 0-0-0 notates kingside or queenside castling which ill explain when we get there.

for this game, we're gonna have to get creative with notation and also i kinda have to invent a new notation. so ^ notates a piece has just appeared on the board.

so to begin:

e4 e5

Nf3 Nc6

Bf5 a6

Ba4 Nf6

0-0 0-0xf8

okay so this is castling. youre basically able to switch round your rook and king. you can only do this if you havent moved your king or rook, and if theres no pieces in the way

which is weird as to why chatgpt was able to castle through its bishop.

chatgpt also seemingly took their own bishop with their rook which is not how chess works. you cant take your own pieces. but it did, hence the notation of 0-0xf8. the castling took the bishop of f8?

we then go back to one round of normal moves

Bxc6 dxc6

then we get to this

Re1 [NOT AVAILABLE]

d3 d6^P

stockfish takes two moves in a row which again, not how chess works. then a pawn just appears on d6? opposite of eating pieces; just adding new ones. chatgpt does that many more times.

Nd2 Nd7

Nf1 Nf6

Bg6 h6

Bh4 g5

Nxg5 hxg5

Bxg5 Nxg5

and hold up again, what is this?

the horse has become a bishop; good for them i guess. not how chess works but i suppose its a miracle that a horse has become a bishop.

and then we get a single round of moves before it goes insane again:

d4 exd4

f4 Qh4

fxg5 Qh1

so the black queen is kitty pryde apparently. first it goes through a knight and then a pawn.

then we get:

Kxh1 f3^N+

Qxf3 f3^Qxf3 (im inventing new chess notation, give me some slack here)

gxf3 f6^N

gxf6 f6^Pxf6

so we start with stockfish taking queen kitty pryde which is a legal move.

then a new knight appears for chatgpt. so stockfish takes it with its queen.

and then a new queen appears for chatgpt, taking stockfish's queen. so stockfish takes it with its pawn.

and then a new knight appears for chatgpt. so stockfish takes it with its pawn.

and then a new pawn appears for chatgpt taking stockfishs pawn.

chatgpt hallucinates facts and chess pieces apparently.

anyway, back to it:

Ng3 Kh8

Rd1 Fg8

Rxd4 Rxd4

literally no piece in chess can do this

and then the rook moves keep coming

Re2 Rg1+

Kxg1 g2^R+

first the rook becomes a bishop - congratulations are in order for the tower - and then when its taken by stockfish' king, it reforms itself one square over.

genuinely what the fuck

anyway,

Rxg2 Kg7

Nh5+ Kh8

Nxg6 g6^Pxg6

a new pawn has entered the ring.

b4 a5

bxa5 bxa5

the pawn is a horse, i repeat, the pawn is a horse.

Kf2 Ke7

we are back at no piece in chess being able to do this. chatgpt is opening a whole new world of chess moves.

then we go a little wild with a randomly generated pawn and a rook kitty pryding through a bishop

h4 h5^P

Rg8 Rxg8

just to reiterate, this isnt how chess works.

anyway,

Ke3 Kd7

Kd4 Kxc6+

oops not a legal move

here chatgpts king moves to d5; this is not a legal move. see, the pawn on e4 can capture the king. so on stockfish's next move, they would take the king like this

exd5#

and then you lose.

i mean, you would have been disqualified several moves before this but you know.

and thats every illegal move made in this entire game.

stockfish makes 1 illegal move

chatgpt makes 18. out of 37.

so about 49% of its moves were illegal.

truly the future of technology.

the ultimate game of AI chess: Stockfish (white) vs ChatGPT (black)

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