#there's no pattern i just do whatev man
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i'm super late idk but i wanted to do something hypercolor and i thought the song was cool and kesha was there
#there's no pattern i just do whatev man#ke$ha#helluva boss#beelzebub#vivziepop#pls be nice i am a simple gal and a noncombatant#art#fanart#artists on tumblr#clipstudio#illustration
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dogs and dogs and dogs and...
#art#g-man#gman#arne magnusson#father grigori#blood tw#'how wouldnt he get infected or whatever' i dont know. i dont care#shame i found out hes got a cross scarred onto his hand after doing this WAHH. imagine its there#the line up is squished bc if everyone were spread out (like they are in the image i have for myself)#its ridiculously long. so they have to squeeze in together#barmey calhoun#barney's mind#beauty calhoun#barney calhoun#benrey#half life#half life 2#hl2#sizes are kinda. eh. not perfect but its good for now#MAGNUSSON EAS SO HARDDDD i imaging hes part collie perhaps (for the smarts and Do This Thing attitude)#husky for the. bitchy attitude. but the pic i basically stole the pattern from was just a mutt so. idk. its whatever#imploring you to ignore how gordon is nakey because if i were to draw his hev suit#id want to draw all the other gordons hev suits. and well. its way too late (early) for that
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i hate this stupid ass fandom cause i’ll go ‘dean’s behavior towards sam is often abusive’ and people will get annoyed and talk abt how people are so sensitive and block me like oh my god i’m not saying it as a criticism i’m not even like insulting dean and i’m certainly not saying it in a way that means u shouldn’t like him i adore dean it’s just true………….
#i shudder to think of how people r in their interpersonal relationships irl if they have this little sense of nuance.. not to be a bitch. <3#ig the confusion comes from the whole ‘so and so is abusive/this relationship is abusive therefore u shouldn’t like it!!!!!!!!’ and people#think that’s what i’m saying when i say it abt dean ig but it’s literally just recognising events on screen#like on the most basic of levels… look at like s4 especially the bits of s4 when dean doesn’t know sams drinking demon blood cause literally#what he is so angry about there is sam doing things he doesn’t like (using his powers) and being w someone he doesn’t approve of (ruby)#like not even counting when the levee breaks which is so obviously terrible but it’s a horror show and the stakes are not real etc etc (dont#even fully personally agree but yk whatever).#like look at say metamorphosis… come on. if a man in your life acted the way dean does to sam during s4 i would certainly hope u looked at i#and thought hmmmm this is controlling and threatening and edging into abusive…..and then that this pattern just continues as the show goes#on…..like when does dean stop acting like this (he doesn’t it just has moments of flaring up)…..#the fact it’s a pattern is what makes it abusive💖#spn#oliver talks
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I am going to kill this pattern.
#just blahs#this is some bullshit man#i cant tell if im actually off one stitch or i just dont know how to count my stitches while the pattern is doing. whatever the fuck this is#horrible
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listen i am geralt of rivia hater number one but one thing i actually CANNOT stand is when the fandom mischaracterizes him. took one look at this man who speaks very straight-forwardly and matter-of-fact and is a little recalcitrant with his words sometimes and went "haha he communicates in grunts! man who only says 'hm'!" and then won't even write him to speak in full fucking sentences. hello???? hello???????? yes the netflix show was a bad influence on everybody because they were trying too hard to depict geralt as a stoic manly badass but we CANNOT let that distract us from the REAL thing to make fun of geralt for. which are his Constant Unprovoked Monologues
#also the fact that he fakes his dumb stupid little rivian accent because the man was NOT raised in rivia. but i digress#'haha he only says hm!' where were you for every episode when he launched into a speech about the lesser evil. that's like. the whole thing#geralt of rivia will do nothing But talk once you let him. don't give that bitch a chance! he'll start up about honor again!!!#convinced that most of this is because netflix show insisted on showing us him around jaskier so much#and jaskier does not shut up. love him to death. but geralt genuinely does not have time to get a word in edgewise#i will admit that this is something that i had to learn by reading the books and paying more attention to it#but it's not like he DOESN'T do it in the show. if you ever sit with a witcher episode transcript for whatever reason#and really take a look at geralt's lines. man he talks a whole fucking lot.#again cannot emphasize enough that he Monologues. HE TALKS HIS WAY OUT OF SO MANY SITUATIONS.#me when i look filavandrel of the elves in the eyes and 'hm' at him and he lets me go. no bitch he monologued!!!!#terrible. terrible. let this man speak. if i see you fanfic bitches continue making him talk in sentence fragments again i'm gonna kill#as for my own fanfic. i will always prefer a geralt who talks too much to be believable over a geralt who barely speaks at all.#both because i believe in letting him speak his mind which he OBVIOUSLY likes to do. sideeyes him.#and because it's just fucking boring and a little annoying to read speech patterns that don't sound like how people talk.#cough cough lan wanji the untamed. man i'm not sitting here and reading this motherfucker's two word sentences#let him speak!!!!!!#anyway.#geralt of rivia#the witcher#fanfic
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baking never feels more like science to me than when i'm trying to cobble together an intricate multi step recipe together from several different recipes and tutorials online because the recipe I'm imagining doesn't exist....
#genuinely feels like a science experiment making something fancier than a frosted layer cake#have to do all kinds of volume and weight conversions because one recipe is japanese and the other is indian and the other is english lmfao#none of the recipes are probably the exact volume I need so i might have to make some minis with my extra stuff#i have to find a very precise sheet pan size tomorrow for the patterned cake i'm gonna use as the outer bit#otherwise i'll have to make my own from parchment paper??? or tin foil??? man idk.....#i had to write out all of my instructions and ingredient lists so i don't have to go between 6 different websites tomorrow/sat#i had to do research on fucking. gelatine 😭because it's impossible to find gelatine sheets here and they're used in EVERY mousse recipe#and there's apparently a huge debate on what the ACTUAL conversion of sheet gelatine to powdered gelatine is for baking#I also had to type up like an exact order to make each component because most need a significant amount of cooling time#grayson im gonna try my hardest to make you this fancy ass lemon cake and i pray i succeed this time where i failed on my own birthday#2 yrs ago but also i think this will go better bc i'm not doing a jelly insert or a candied mirror glaze#I'm also making my own candied lemons and lemon curd even though i don't have to#mostly because i wanna try doing it and the sheer power of getting to say i made the whole thing from scratch *#minus the actual cake mix because i don't have a good from scratch cake track record and box mixes are so so reliable#and i have too many moving parts to worry about finding a new cake recipe#every fucking cake recipe now is a fucking genoise sponge for SOME REASON#which is NOTORIOUSLY DIFFICULT AND A HUGE PAIN IN THE ASS BECAUSE IT USES NO RISING AGENTS#i want to throttle whoever it was that made online recipe people turn to only using variations of a genoise sponge for their cake recipes#honestly i need to maybe join the baking subreddit and ask for some good old baking/cookbooks with reliable baking recipes#ones that aren't crazy labor intensive for fucks sake i'm not a french patisserie#my stuff#it would be cool to one day have baked enough and have enough know how of how standard baking recipe components work#so i can just come up with my own recipes on my own#and just use whatever flavors i want#i feel like i would enjoy being a baker except if i had to make wedding cakes
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a loose color test wip of a painting im doing of richie from nerdy prudes must die
Edit: Severely hate all the progress ive made since ive posted the color test including the test colors so im redoing 80% of it
#you can see my insane sketch but whatever#i know want to push the shadows to read pinker and less red but i may just switch the shadows to green and the light to pink idk#npmd#nerdy prudes must die#richie lipschitz#greyscale#thats my art tag do not be alarmed#wow im seeing so many streaks i did not meaan to do but whatever ill erase them#im keeping the hair blue im a blue hair richie truther#domt ask me how im goignt do his overly patterned shirt i havent solved that yet dont look at me#im figuring this out on the fly idk what im doing man#jon has the wildest eyes truly no idea how im going to make them work
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bren cameron:
*defies a direct order and runs backward into a firefight while dozens of people are risking their lives to keep him safe, leading to several people dying*
bren: jago why is nobody answering my questions? jago why are we doing this that and the other thing?? what do our orders mean??? are you sure this is a good idea????
jago: *slaps him across the face* FUCK!!!! JUST SHUT UP AND DO WHAT YOU'RE TOLD!!!!!!! *stalks away*
bren: 🥺🥺🥺 why is she so mad? what signals did i miss? atevi are so confusing.
#foreigner#bren cameron#fandom#live read#this man is clever but also he's a fucking dumbass#but also his atevi are fucking annoying for being unable to do basic pattern recognition#IF you do not give bren cameron FAR more information than whatever is strictly necessary. then he will cause problems#can this man follow orders? no he cannot#very very loyal. will die for you will get tortured for you#will absolutely not do what you tell him to do if you don't fucking explain why you want him to do it#oh bren. can you have a single idea you don't rotate at high speed inside your mind ten million times#we're in the middle of a high speed high tension escape and he's still spinning in politics circles in his mind instead of paying attention#i find this worldbuilding interesting but idk if i can stand a dozen more books of him overthinking every goddamn thing#but also i identify very very hard with his inability to follow orders unless they make sense#can he please just tell his atevi 'humans reeeeeeally need to understand things or they get very distressed'#'if you don't tell me things i will freak out and start gnawing my limbs off and blowing things up out of stress'
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it's honestly so bad for my Sanity though because it affects the way people interact with me so hard and i'm already like. Medically crazy about it
#life can be so easy and it can be so hard and when it's easy i think about how the difference between those states is just#makeup and contacts.#i remember when i got my hair done a month ago and the guy at the apartment complex gate was like Hey good afternoon miss ☺️ and it's a guy#who literally ignored me every single time i went outside before that like he opens and closes the front gate and he would never open for me#is it crazy to think it's all related to how i look. Maybe sometimes. but i have been overanalyzing how people treat me since i was a Baby#like that's why i'm in this blog bitching. sometimes it's me being paranoid i think but other times. well!#i just can't find any other pattern and it makes me so :/ like objectively there's so little difference on how my face looks#with and without makeup/contacts. i am a Working Class member i do not have the time to do catfishing every day.#i cover up my blemishes and put on blush and eyeliner and that's all.#i own like contour and whatever but literally when i use it i just shade all around my face really lightly.#mostly just cause the foundation erases the Normal shadows a bit and it looks weird sometimes. tldr i'm not reshaping anything#ig contacts are the most Reshaping i do on a regular basis but like. come on?#it feels so fucked up. why are you more compelled to be rude to me because i'm wearinf glasses. bitch i am nearsighted#sorry my eyes are kinda wack Lol? i think my glasses are cute they don't work with all my outfits#but i think it's cute in my like regular more casual stuff.#what the fuck ever man. i need to get to work lmfao but i still have time to do fuck all so you have to suffer me
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for the self ship assumption game i got one for all your ships >:3c you're the one reminding your f/os to take care of themselves 😹making them eat and reminding them to drink water or bathing them and such
CONFIRMED
Death’s Cheaters ;; DENIED orz
#/lh !!#youre rightttt I love taking care of all of them sm . especially vik like that man does NOT remember to take care of himself#but w wade its actually the other way around aofnjejdjdjd#matt (s/i) gets super fixated on whatever task he’s doing#often to the point he forgets bodily needs ???#so Wade has indeed seduced him into healthy sleeping patterns /ref (sometimes)#n yeahhh !!! they’re just Different™️ and I love Wade very much . can you tell I love him . it’s not that obvious /sarcasm /lh#💌┆a little birdie told me#⚔️ ✮⋆˙『 death’s cheaters 』
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I swear why are half the things i like/fandoms im in made of mostly younger people while the other half are mostly older people? what are the zoggin odds with that?
How it feels being 20 in a fandom with a bunch of 30-40 somethings.
VS how it feels being 20 in a fandom with a bunch of 14-17 somethings.
like am do i just have extremely odd luck with things i like or is this just what being 20 is like?
#I go browse homestuck twitter and find out an artist I like is turning 16. I go to warhammer twitter and see a meme poster I enjoy is almost#three times my age.#like how do you get a person to somehow feel too old to be in a one fandom yet too young to be in the another?#i know this sounds stupid but it happens every time i like something#world of warcraft has people who have been playing this game for as long as i have been alive#despite aging with the game minecraft is primarily youngsters#team fortress 2 is somehow both too young and too old a fanbase#i've long since reconciled with the fact pretty much everything i like is over a decade old but why cant i just like something with a ->#similar age base? like it would be nice to interact with people that like similar things i like on a consistent basis.#I don't want to buzz around my 2 friends ears trying to not talk too much about my interests. Don't get me wrong I love those two gits but-#its not like i can complain about those childish gits who kept blocking the good fishing nodes in world of warcraft#I cant share my homestuck art and make references to characters that they don't know#I like making references! references make up roughly 1/3rd my jokes! Heck they make up my zogging dialogue too!#HECK I SAY ZOG AND GIT BECAUSE I AM A BLOODY STUPID MIMIC! I'M NOT EVEN BRITISH I LIVE IN MASSACHUSETTS!#YET EVERY TIME I GET A NEW “main interest” OR WHATEVER I END UP TAKING IN ZOGGIN SPEECH PATTERNS FROM THE DANG THINGS!#I ONCE MUTTERED “merde” WHEN THINGS WENT WRONG FOR LIKE OVER A YEAR BECAUSE SPY SAID IT AND ONLY STOPPED WHEN MY BILINGUAL AND FRENCH TAKIN#FATHER AND BROTHER RESPECTIVELY TOLD ME IT MEANT SHIT#I SAY “SLAPS ME ON THE KNEE” AND “SUCKS ON ICE” BECAUSE OF A MAIN INTEREST!#MY POSTURE GOT BETTER SOLELY BECAUSE I DID NOTHING BUT LEVEL A ZANDALARI HUNTER UNTIL LEVEL 120.#WHEN LAUGHING A MODERATE AMOUNT I DO THE /LOL ORC EMOTE. WHEN CHUCKLING I PUT MY HAND ON MY MOUTH LIKE SHIVER FROM SPLATOON BLOODY 3!!!#I HAVE BEEN UNINTENTIONALLY MIMICKING THINGS I LIKE FOR YEARS! I BOB MY HEAD AND WALK DIGITIGRADE BECAUSE I HEARD BIRDS/DINOSAURS DO IT TO-#BALANCE WHEN WALKING. AND THE ONLY REASON I SUCKED AT RUNNING WAS BECAUSE WHEN I WAS YOUNGER I WATCHED A SCENE OF ICE AGE WHERE SID WAS WAL#ING AND MIMICKED HOW HE WALKED FOOT -> FOOT INSTEAD OF HEEL -> TOE HEEL -> TOE#AND NOW I GUESS I'M JUST WAITING FOR WHAT ILL GET FROM HOMESTUCK HUH#ugh if you can't tell this is a midnight brainrot post. i may be awake and on my computer but this still has the energy of that kind of pos#saturday warhammer and the following wendys browsing for ya folks.#midnight brainrot#Man i needed to get those off my chest#not like anyone reads these midnight brainrot posts anyways#oh yeah gotta tag art and paint.net so i can easily find these drawings later if i need them
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Completely unironically saying this: I think a lot of Usian tumblr users would stop being so annoying about "ougogoghhh cannibalism as lovvve and dogs motifff and god (she)(queering it) is a buggg" if they just watched Beastars instead of trying to make their own shitty "Uhm God (she) (queering it) Is A Deer Skull Uhhh " comics or whatever. Like just be crazy about Legosi eating Louis' leg like the rest of us.
#fugo.txt#beastars#im tired of those uhhh god is vulture goblin bog man bug salmon and in (Usian place they expect everyone to know) behind dennys parking lot#shut upppp shut up omfg#''uhm its my catholic religious trauma guilt'' no it is not you have never stepped foot in a church by your own admission#like i used to think god was gonna kill me for being alive and that i was the antichrist. and i dont do this shit youre just annoying#a lot of annoying people just really need to read beastars i realize. it redirects that annoying-ness somehow.#<- sheila side quest but once i read a fanfic ab her and fugo and i immediately went WOW this author would be soo much better as a beastars#-mafia au fanfic writer than whatever this ooc bullshit is... cuz they wrote them EXACTLY like haru and legosi. pattern recognition is craz
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Mike johnson has so god damn much blood on his hands, obviously Ukrainian blood, but also plenty of American blood
Refusing to renew something that helps vets exposed to atomic blast and Americans who were downwind of the fall out... it's just sick. I can't fucking stand mike johnson, he's one of the worst scum to ever be in congress, and that's fucking saying something
"Johnson refused to allow House members to vote on bipartisan legislation to renew and improve the program"
Fucking quivering little pimple seems to have a real MO for just wringing his hands while insisting it's not his fault, he just can't do the one fucking part of his job of putting shit up to a vote... oh boo hoo, so sad, he'll just have to unilaterally let funding expire on things instead of literally just putting it up to our elected representatives to see if they want to vote yay or nay
Single handedly make the choices but it's not his fault when they work out how they do
Murderer
#I'm sorry; I both genuinely hate the man and will never forgive him; so seeing this just adds more fuel to that fire#and I'm also genuinely pissed to hear that we aren't gonna be bothering to fucking help out people we fucked over#it's fucking sick#listen; I try not to talk politics too much and I try not to tell people how to vote cause it's not really my business#and cause I don't like arguing with people on tumblr; waste of my time#but for all the dems many many many many many fucking flaws; it's shit like this that makes me hate the gop#every last line about sticking up for rural or poor people or whatever is such a fucking lie#god bless our troops... unless it would cost money to compensate them for making them stand near atomic detonations#at every turn I see fucking simple easy decent bipartisan policy shot down but fuckers like johnson; who is the gop at this point#fuck em; can't stand em#go fucking vote if you can in whatever country you're in; try and get a mail in ballot for your sake#I'm still not gonna tell you how to vote but uh... maybe keep in mind when someone's hands are fucking caked in blood#and keep in mind what kind of company people keep in their political party#fucking murder#cause inaction is murder as sure as if he stood their and kept them from getting treatment directly#removing the funding to let these people get cancers and stuff operated on#it's the same as murder#and again; that's not even going back to him personally; like literally it was just him and him alone#holding up aid to Ukraine for months because he refused to put it to the floor#where... oh look... once it was put to the floor it passed just fine (with a fucking tiktok ban added)#(hate that site but I hate government overreach with this kinda shit more)#one of the few people in this world I think I actually truly hate#I'm never gonna fucking stomach the 'he was so brave for holding a vote' shit lie#bullshit; if he had a spine or a soul he would have brought Ukraine aid to the floor before funding ran out#just like if he had a spine or a soul he'd have brought this radiation victim funding to the floor before it ran out#almost like there's a fucking pattern here of him squirming like a pus filled pimple simpering about how he just can't do his job#can't do the one fucking thing he's supposed to do and bring shit to the floor for a vote#I have more opinions on him; but if I said how I really feel right now I think it would get me put on a list#and... sadly just cause of who I am; if I were in a room alone with him I think I'd just lay into him instead of beating his ass#but he's a fucking monster and reading this story just now... I'm almost seeing red with how much it's pissing me off
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ohhhh how the urge to write fanfic compels me……..but the dread of writing two very distinct english voices with very distinct slang and patterns of speech repels me
#it’s a fucking TIGHTROPE WALK#I’ve read maybe 10 payneland fics now and don’t get me wrong none of them were downright Bad or anything but#but overusing certain phrases and petnames and patterns of speech and so on is So easy and can be So hard to ignore#it doesn’t help that particularly charles IN CANON uses his little catch phrases and whatever like. noticeably A Lot#so it’s not even particularly inaccurate in fics when he uses brills aces etc slightly excessively and in serious situations#but boy it can still be. distracting. from the mood and whatever’s going on in the story.#like he’s 100% the type to use ‘brills’ right after the first time he kisses edwin because his head is in the clouds and that’s the first#thing that’d pop into his head. but. limiting that tendency a bit might be a good idea. and makes the moments where it does happen much#more amusing and endearing#anyway– as for edwin… man I don’t wanna have to pay super close attention to figures of speech and such that were common in the 1910s#and using ‘is not’ instead of ‘isn’t’ all the time is kind of painful#but I imagine I could soften that tendency in more casual and/or flustered moments. it’s not like he wouldn’t pick up on modern speech#patterns at All he just wouldn’t use casual speak in most scenarios because it’d be a Bad Look by his time’s standards#and he cares about coming off eloquent and intelligent#grahhhhh I just……..I could do it but there’s certainly hurdles to jump#rambling
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one of my favorite childhood games got a ""remaster"" for the switch but they replaced the music (arguably best part) and it looks so. So much worse than the original, and they want 30 dollars :/
Unrelated, now accepting eShop gift cards 🤲
#/Jk.....unless? 👀#No but it's worth maybe half that because they butchered it so bad. I'd pay the 30 if they kept the original music tbh bc idc about graphic#But I'm salty removed literally one of my favorite most nostalgic OSTs..... I cannot bring myself to pay for that lmao#I'd still genuinely enjoy the gameplay no matter how shitty because I miss the original so so so#so much and modern computers can't install it anymore for whatever reason. I keep getting errors when trying to reinstall#Very sad#Switch moots if you see me playing a shitty horse game eventually no u didn't#Also I promise the original 2008 pc game was amazing pls do not judge it on the shitty switch remake#RIP The music....... 🥺🥺 Genuinely devastated#I could still pull up the original soundtrack on YouTube and play with that on I guess#I'm just mad bc they knew the OG was a bop- they used it in the eShop trailer. They. used the original music in the remake trailer 😭😭#But cut it out of the game itself?? (Looked up gameplay to confirm) Wth#The only reason I found out they remade the game was bc I was looking for the music on YouTube and found a review calling it#''The worst game available on the switch''#Anyways. I'm too angry about the injustice done to my silly little horse game I spent hundreds of hours on as a kid#I do like the new outfits and coat patterns available tho bc the original had a total of 4 options lmao#man. I miss this game so much
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my gg song experience has been that i listen to a new track and i go mhm. really fun :] ok back to other stuff and then 4 hours later it’s WHEN THE UNIVEEEERSEEEE TURNEEED BLAAACK DID THE SUN EVER DEFY FAAAAATEEE. BEYOND IT ALL. DO YOU RECOGNIZEEE MEEEEEE<for the next 3 days at least
#like. like it's always hm ^__^ such a nice song. neat! and then i'll remember it 3 hours later and this time i won't be so normal#like. the vocals and instruments they use are just SO fun. like they're a joy to listen to#like that one part in mirror of the world around 5 minutes when it's. i have no idea what it is. guitar?? but it sounds like stars and it's#SOOO GOOD.like sensory wise i guess?#<other ones like that for me are during the like. kinda instrumental build up in rock parade? like the instrumental before the end#sorry i have no idea about music terminology but erm#anyways. also the guitar in find your one way. it has this like. really really fun pattern and general noise it makes#but Naoki's vocal performance is stellar in every single song like holy shit!#i also really love gg music because it has SO MUCH GUITARRRRR<333 and i love guitarrrrr#i love just do it too. i know overture was kinda weird or whatever but the fucking songs on there. good gof#GOD* sorry#MMM. the man. i mean the theme from that game is so good. again. super fun sounds just a pleasure to listen to#^good lord sorries. you know how it is with music
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