#/Jk.....unless? 👀

[hauntedtotem]

one of my favorite childhood games got a ""remaster"" for the switch but they replaced the music (arguably best part) and it looks so. So much worse than the original, and they want 30 dollars :/

Unrelated, now accepting eShop gift cards 🤲

[mumblesplash]

preview of my piece for @hotguycomiczine!

[montereybayaquarium]

LINED SHORE CRAB #1: you're crabsolutely clawesome, my frond! 🦀✨

LINED SHORE CRAB #2: ohmycod stoppp! You're making me molt! 😊

(comment with your snappiest affirm-ocean for a fellow crustacean sensation below!)

[midnigtartist]

Finally updated my reference for Dotty

[shalomniscient]

as a member of the cloud knights, feixiao has always had a habit of waking up early. a soldier always has things to do, and it’s best to get a head start before the rest of the world stirs. the artificial sun of the yaoqing sends delicate, rosy trails of light through the window, like a fisherman casting his net—and catching not only her, but you as well, cuddled into her side as you are.

her hand strokes idly up your arm as she lays there for a while, watching you sleep against her. there’s a peaceful look on your face, the kind that makes her just want to stay in this bed next to you forever, or wish that the sun would never rise, so that this moment would last for the rest of her shortened lifespan.

she offers you a smile when you finally stir, her calloused fingers toying with your hair. “mornin’,” she rasps, leaning down to brush her nose against yours. you manage a soft, muffled sound in response, eyes only half-open. your head tilts and your lips brush hers, the most chaste of kisses, and she feels her heart beat like a war drum in her chest.

“morning,” you mumble into her mouth, before resting your head on her shoulder, still teetering on the edge of wakefulness and sleep. a soft ‘love you’ slips from your lips unbidden, almost indecipherable were it not for feixiao’s foxian ears. the rings on her left ear tinkle as it twitches, her expression turning achingly fond as she presses her lips to your temple.

feixiao is known by many titles—the merlin’s claw or the great general, to name a few—but her favoured one has always been the one she gave herself: the lacking general, for she lacks in rivals, regrets and worries. and now, as she looks at you in her arms, relaxed and content, with the morning sunlight kissing your skin, she knows she will never lack for love, either.

[wickedwonderlandd]

A pat on the head and calling me a good boy would fix me tbh. I'd do anything...mayhaps even commit atrocities 😌😌😌

[tevanactually]

[doctorsiren]

The Blue Lanterns represent “hope” and they are support for the Green Lanterns

Guys it’s literally perfect for their dynamic I’m 💖💖💖

[angel-fruitcake]

jensen should get the destiel handprint tattooed on his shoulder. ya know. just for funsies

[sexygaywizard]

Was thinking about asking for Janelle Monae's Age of Pleasure on vinyl for Christmas but seeing as every listing for it advertises how it folds out into a picture of Janelle's titties perhaps I will just buy it myself. Don't need my dad looking at that

[b0njourbeach]

I have been plagued by visions lately.

It all started when I first laid my eyes upon this being. This being that ate bullets.

I got interested and looked up the trailer and oh boy. I have never felt this Gay.

(Mind you, I don't play HSR and have no clue whatsoever about the personality of this character - All I know that I have a favorite and that they (/he?) would be the only reason I'd start playing)

This person reminded me a lot of Floyd, so here we are:

Floydhill? Bootleech? Who knows.

[a-fervent-revision]

I have an interesting thought. What if someone messaged me (or gave permission for me to message them) and we pretended that we were a long distance couple? No other conversation required, we just make assumptions that we are madly in love and desperately horny for eachother and then learn about eachother as we go during this emotionally charged improv that occurs over however long we both enjoy it.

Does that sound fun for anyone else? No? Just me? Cool cool cool

[answrs]

watusi are just flat-out insane

(seen at the Columbus Oddities and Curiosities Expo. ft. some of the biggest big game antelope - and one deer - for scale, it was wider than I am tall! and a wry nose on him to boot!)

[wikiangela]

you know there was another character who was supposed to be on a show for just a couple of episodes (I think 3 in this case) but ended up staying until the end bc of fan response?? just saying 👀

[f1-birb]

What do you mean, Martin Garrix, the man who only wears black is wearing a suspiciously papaya-looking shirt in his last IG post and what do you mean that Lando Norris liked it within about 20 minutes? Missing each other, boys?

we're missing norrix so we're putting on the tin foil hats for 5 minutes - the fact that on Kings Day Martin didn't even wear orange

but just randomly he chooses to during the autumn break of F1 and Lando's in the likes within 20 minutes?

it's also hilarious how much it sticks out

[ebongawk]

can u guys believe these Hozier lyrics were directly influenced by my story