#/Jk.....unless? 👀

[hauntedtotem]

one of my favorite childhood games got a ""remaster"" for the switch but they replaced the music (arguably best part) and it looks so. So much worse than the original, and they want 30 dollars :/

Unrelated, now accepting eShop gift cards 🤲

[mumblesplash]

preview of my piece for @hotguycomiczine!

[ficandkaboodle]

[velvetwyrms]

'jayce isnt beating the dog allegations.png'

1/3rd done WIP for a short, very silly comic I'm drawing to practice drawing more dynamic poses and what personally I hc for MH!Viktor's dick, coming soon on my bluesky ;) <3

[shalomniscient]

as a member of the cloud knights, feixiao has always had a habit of waking up early. a soldier always has things to do, and it’s best to get a head start before the rest of the world stirs. the artificial sun of the yaoqing sends delicate, rosy trails of light through the window, like a fisherman casting his net—and catching not only her, but you as well, cuddled into her side as you are.

her hand strokes idly up your arm as she lays there for a while, watching you sleep against her. there’s a peaceful look on your face, the kind that makes her just want to stay in this bed next to you forever, or wish that the sun would never rise, so that this moment would last for the rest of her shortened lifespan.

she offers you a smile when you finally stir, her calloused fingers toying with your hair. “mornin’,” she rasps, leaning down to brush her nose against yours. you manage a soft, muffled sound in response, eyes only half-open. your head tilts and your lips brush hers, the most chaste of kisses, and she feels her heart beat like a war drum in her chest.

“morning,” you mumble into her mouth, before resting your head on her shoulder, still teetering on the edge of wakefulness and sleep. a soft ‘love you’ slips from your lips unbidden, almost indecipherable were it not for feixiao’s foxian ears. the rings on her left ear tinkle as it twitches, her expression turning achingly fond as she presses her lips to your temple.

feixiao is known by many titles—the merlin’s claw or the great general, to name a few—but her favoured one has always been the one she gave herself: the lacking general, for she lacks in rivals, regrets and worries. and now, as she looks at you in her arms, relaxed and content, with the morning sunlight kissing your skin, she knows she will never lack for love, either.

[montereybayaquarium]

LINED SHORE CRAB #1: you're crabsolutely clawesome, my frond! 🦀✨

LINED SHORE CRAB #2: ohmycod stoppp! You're making me molt! 😊

(comment with your snappiest affirm-ocean for a fellow crustacean sensation below!)

[midnigtartist]

Finally updated my reference for Dotty

[wickedwonderlandd]

A pat on the head and calling me a good boy would fix me tbh. I'd do anything...mayhaps even commit atrocities 😌😌😌

[tevanactually]

[doctorsiren]

The Blue Lanterns represent “hope” and they are support for the Green Lanterns

Guys it’s literally perfect for their dynamic I’m 💖💖💖

[angel-fruitcake]

jensen should get the destiel handprint tattooed on his shoulder. ya know. just for funsies

[sexygaywizard]

Was thinking about asking for Janelle Monae's Age of Pleasure on vinyl for Christmas but seeing as every listing for it advertises how it folds out into a picture of Janelle's titties perhaps I will just buy it myself. Don't need my dad looking at that

[lavenderprose]

Today I have been rotating: That time in college when I went out with my friends to a wine bar that was maybe just slightly fancier than we should have been gracing with our presence, us being a quartet of quite newly 21 and just a little, shall we say, goofy girls. Anyway, when we got there we noticed a couple who seemed REALLY into each other across from us. Older, properly dressed. We watched as they finished their wine, paid their tab, and went outside to a car that was parked IN FRONT of the bar in full view of the windows, where the guy proceeded to open the door for the woman, wait for her to presumably assume the position, and then get down on his knees in the snow. They were in a shadowed portion of the parking lot and the door to the (quite nice) car hid everything but like. CLEARLY we knew what was happening. My friends and I, only a little drunk, giggled and did not even pretend we weren't watching. When they were done they came back in and had flatbread. Both of them smirking like crazy.

[thiskingdomwillendure]

Excuse me where are all my Lara Croft fic writers??? It's been a couple of days??? Since I last saw anything??? I require??? Your services??? To get me through work??? Help me???

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[foreshvdowing]

ordered my girlfriend & spouses christmas presents 🥹🥹 i’m so hoping they love their stuffs

[dusk-the-cat]

What if ThunderClan never found out about the kits and Maple left Apple, then Maple and Freckle kissed? I think that’d be pawsome