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esmeislewd · 8 months ago

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Excuse I need a second to talk about HOW GOOD WAISTCOATS LOOK ON FAT BODIES LIKE OMG IM SORRY BUT THEY WERE MADE FOR THEM IM GENUINELY CONVINCED THEY JUST LOOK SO RIGHT LIKE ACTUALLY

#esmes lood writings #esmes incoherrent ffa posts #fat butches in waistcoats fat butches in waistcoats fat butches in waistcoats fat butches in waistcoats fat butches in waistcoats #manifesting fat butches in waistcoats #they look so dignified and refined its so good #humbly requesting girls send me pictures of them looking very dapper (tummy optional)#also male fats enjoyers this one is for you too put your boys in waistcoats and make them wide

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coochiekrab · 12 days ago

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do u get hand fatigue when making comics with a lot of handwriting? if u do, how do u prevent it + stop it from getting bad (ie. carpal tunnel)??

Yes i get carpal tunnel every now and then, more commonly just sore tight hands from drawing Too Hard. I do not prevent it and i do not stop drawing when it starts to hurt👍

#please don’t do what i do #i started cycling this year and my road bike is fine but there’s just something about my indoor bike that i can’t fix #the seat would constantly bruise my Pussy and make it go numb and then i think i pinched my vagus nerve?#so every now and then both arms from the shoulders down go numb and both legs from the knees down go numb too #all day every day for like a week and a half it sucks #if i have to work through it my only option is to keep a heating pad nearby to warm up my arms or very tightly wrap a bedsheet around my #elbo???idk #ummm. i have a super fat pencil grip for my Apple Pencil….#quarshton

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arolesbianism · 5 months ago

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GUYS.

New dupe real! Also new pod????? Olivia is that you girlie speak to me

#rat rambles #oxygen not included #screenshots are from the steam page #there is ofc a Lot to unpack here gameplay wise and Im guessing some things will be tweaked design wise but Im lore pilled so.#anyways Im not sure how I feel abt this dupe's design but I will still welcome them with open arms hello #but more important here to me is the pod #because erm. thats a very very different looking pod.#I dont wanna jump to any conclusions or speculate too hard because chances are its just olivia getting new drip #but like. what if its not. what if this is like a new new printing pod #I assume that if it is a new pod then olivia will like be able to connect with it somehow but idk #because it rly depends on how ambitious theyd wanna be with this dlc given that to rly make a new pod thats super not olivia theyd have to #do a lot of work to make that change prevelant in the rest of the gameplay #now chances are if it is a new pod its one that doesn't have a human consciousness inside it #even if it was there rly arent many options for who it could be and no good options from a narrative standpoint #now this pod looks quite gutted so maybe it is just a normal printing pod that got kicked back online when olivia sent some guys to kick it #now heres the most negative thing Ill say abt these screenshots. the fox critters are rly ugly imo #I like the bunny guys tho WAUTWIATSWAUT WAIT #ARE THEY THE SAME SPECIES AS THE ANCIENT SPECIMEN SKELETON?#I dont think they line uo perfectly if I remember correctly but the big one has the same tusks and is also yknow big and fat like the #specimen is described to be in tbe story trait logs #Im willing to bet so much that theyre at least related in some way #maybe the one that was initially sent back in time was used as a basis for these guys or smth #my main reason for saying this is that I have to imagine these guys have to have some other purpose than being data storage #its seems that you can shave their coats which is probably the main thing but I imagine they probably drop a good amount of meat too #also important to note that they are grazers which is good to know #also I think the upside down plant is going to be this planet's muckroot equivalent #oh and for the fox deer I assume theyll be farmed for their antlers which will probably shed wood or smth #not a clue what the new plants will do but idrc #Ill care abt the gameplay after I get my new lore <3

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hugh-lauries-bald-spot · 1 year ago

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bertie was just so small and blue eyed and smiley and hopeless that he bagged himself a man with a fat ass who can cook & clean

#legend #a man who would pretty much do anything for him even tho he had the option to leave #tried it #and hated it so much #jooster #jeeves and wooster #i too am small and blue eyed and pathetic!! wheres my dark haired tall person with a fat ass #reginal jeeves #bertie wooster #if only i could be more like bertie ough

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grapecaseschoices · 1 year ago

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things i'd like from bg4 or any similar future games

I think BG3 is very detailed; but I would really like it if the backgrounds had mattered more. Or at least for every one. I heard if you're a drow/half-drow noble you get special dialogue with Minthara. But why didn't my Folk Hero!Tav with Wyll [or just in general?] Or my Outlander!Tav with Karlach? I love that your character gets special interaction with all and sundry, at times, re: class and race. But backgrounds make a charcacter. I don't need details. Just a bit of a nod. At least within the camp.

This brings me to point two. I wish there was a way to get friendship points. It is so strange the characters can be 'meh' about you, dislike you [and strongly], but high to exceptional bonds trigger romance. What about close friendships or growing into a family?

Speaking of, I definitely would have love some down time chatter. It is so strange to me that you get a 'this could be our last time in camp' but don't do anything with it. I appreciate the tiefling [or goblin] party. I love the idle banter on the road. But why not a couple of casual fireside chats. As a group?

I love Halsin but the fact that he is the only one we can have a polyamorous dynamic with, is bull. I'm fine with not every character being into polyam -- but maybe research more before diving into it. I am 90% sure Wyll would've been okay with Polyam - a triad too! - if it was Halsin or Astarion [maybe with Lae'zel but I have to play further to be sure]. I could see Astarion and Shadowheart swinging a 'v' dynamic, and being the best [or worst for Tav's sanity] of metamours! Maybe it would have been a hassle for coding to fit every configuration, but we deserved at least a COUPLE of Tav x Origin x Origin loving.

Also, I think we should have been able to encourage - or maybe it could have happened sans MC involvement - the npcs getting together.

#bg3 #baldur's gate #larian studios #i have more thoughts #but that is all im going to say for now #if i got into my frustration about how the only fat characters that are taller than dwarves are evil i'd be here all week #or why is there only ONE character of color in the main cast?? - no karlach doesn't count bc her voice actress is white #i know no one in larian goes here #but if anyone is ever considering an if or a video game! keep this in mind #i really love how games like wayfarer/infamous/dropout/exile [to name to name a few] have 'main' characters who are either #strictly platonic or can differentiate between what dynamic mc will have with the potential romance options #i also love how they have subromances #i wanted to list that too put this was getting long #i also no one but my moots will read this but that's perfect bc we can bitch in peace #nd that's what i wanted to get off my chest #i keep looking at karlach and dammon and being like roflmao why cant theys mooch?#or if pandira was a side/sub romance or lia - i like their fces okay #and im looking forward to adair/shadowheart/halsin but what ive heard there isnt much to be excited about lmao #also there's no bg4. the header is jokes!

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shrineofprophecy · 1 month ago

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I'm going to add Burnice as a test muse but I'll be busy all weekend so I'll whip something up next week~

#ღ — ooc #( she's too good )#( I have a halloween party tomorrow )#( since I'm limited in clothing options my friend showed me the best one yet )#( so I'm going as fat thor now agsjsk )#( gotta show off that beer- pregnant belly )

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the-chattering-tower · 6 months ago

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Looking at snappers and bogsneaks to determine with full certainty how much popularity Any Fat Dragon Ever may have (which, full disclosure, is not what I think staff is doing) is flawed by default imo, because:

Lbr snappers are. not great?? Like i know some ppl go rabid about them (tho half the time that seems like it's more about rooting for the underdog than the actual breed?) but like. their primary/secondary distribution Sucks, if you wanna see the secondary pretty much at all/want any sort of balance, you're better off getting either a bog or giving up on your fat dragon dreams

And bog breed changes Suck Absolute Ass To Craft. A Lot of ppl are gonna look at that and decide that, you know what? Literally any breed aside from coatls and wildclaws is better for your sanity/wallet to scry things as. And while bog eggs exist, noc (and depending on your playstyle, even elemental) eggs are much easier to get and will continue to dominate the g1 statistics for the rest of time

I'm not saying you can't talk about design same-y-ness or fatphobia when talking about fat dragon popularity, but I feel like just saying "there's only 350k snappers on the site (which is still! A Very Large Number!) bc everyone except me and my three mutuals hates fat dragons :(" is maybe ignoring part of the picture?

(This is not @ anyone in specific, I just saw a couple posts that reminded me that I wanted to make this one)

#chatter tag #basically: the sameyness sucks but the fact that our current fat options do too does Not help

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abimee · 6 months ago

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ruyan wont admit she has a type but she does which is either short fat guys with facial hair (short is relative to her, any guy whos head sits below her nose is short) and high sex drive women with soft hair. this is why haurchefant is the best of both worlds

#she expects a lot more out of men than women like as long as your hair is soft and you wanna fuuuck at least thrice a week thats good #but she specifically and i mean specifically is only into guys if theuyre short and hairy. fat can be optional but its a bonus #considering shes like a 250+ lb auri woman she likes when she doesnt get made to feel weird about it #its this whole thing about how a lot of other women she meets are all super skjinny and light because theyre just shorter than her #and dont eat like her makes her feel weird. about being so tall that she basically outclasses other women by 150+ lb #which comes back to how I outclassed other gitls when i was younger by 50+ lb just by being taller and got mad fun of for it #but when a guy comes along who doesnt make her feel bad for being so heavy and lets her sit in his lap? keeper #she likes being able to be picked up by the men she dates. and not made to feel like shes too heavy to be treated like a woman #(this is a real thing i experienced as a kid. people were so evil to me about not being 90 lb that they brought gender into it its CRAZY)

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daz4i · 1 year ago

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psychiatrist: do you really think you have treatment resistant depression?

me looking at her with my 13 years of suicide ideation, over 10 types of medications tried, and 6 years of trying multiple types of therapy:

#yeah i think so #she's doing her best i think she just wanted to make sure I'm serious abt my request #anyway. she upped my dosage for now and sent an email to someone who can check where i might be able to get ketamine therapy #so ig we'll see how that goes.#guys i will not lie . i am doing very bad i do NOT want to wake up tomorrow i mostly want to off myself 🫡#but ig this is why I'm looking into another type of treatment huh (therapy was the wrong word there but I'm too lazy to retype the tags)#i don't have a lot of hope tho. bc currently it seems my only option is the one that has a lesser success rate 😐#I'm too fat for the better one 😩 yay #sorry for the pessimism and negativity i am unfortunately not feeling well. as usual. w/e I'll find a distraction or smth 😐#vent #negative //#suicide mention //#ask to tag

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soupacool · 1 year ago

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watching my girlfriend play starfield rn and its unfortunate how happy it made me to see a more realistic fat body option in a video game. it would be nice to have even larger options but when you're used to no rep at all, having the option to have a double chin feels really fucking special

#starfield #fat representation #I dont want to give Bethesda too much credit here I fully have not seen the real gameplay yet #so idk if there are any wonky things that happen with the models/animation and idk if there are any fat characters out in the world #but having the option to be someone who looks like you is an option fat people basically never get in video games #soupy post

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timegears-moved · 1 year ago

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on one hand i'm excited i finally got my second appointment for the gender identity clinic after waiting for 6 years but on the other hand dreading it because i know for a fact i'm never gonna be approved for phalloplasty

#i was told during my first appointment that i was unlikely to be approved even when i identified as a binary trans man because i'm fat #what chance do i have of approval as a femme nby lesbian #and private isn't an option either #even if i could afford it (IT COULD COST UP TO £70000!!!!!) private is still hesitant to do it if you're too fat #and losing weight is not an option for me for medical reasons #so like. i'm just stuck #i guess i'm just lucky that i can live with my bottom dysphoria #dl

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seokmattchuus · 2 years ago

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Fuck school

#dumb fuck ted talk #that's it that's the post #protecting my peace by dropping out 🧘‍♀️#not serious but i wish i was #i fucking hate school 😭#why can't i get paid to be silly on the internet #and when i d o drop out a be a stripper?? then what????#jk i'm too fat for all that #and i ain't even that cute #damn school really is my only option 😔#fuck this degree 😭#ignore me i'm just sad #on a brighter note tho #requests are open for all who wish to submit one #bc i'm free for the next couple months #;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;#daily shit talking

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garciapimienta · 1 year ago

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it'll be so weird to see ansu with another team....

#im :(((((( baby im so sorry you had to go #im so glad there no buy option though and also that its brighton my beloved #i trust de zerbi so much to help him and maybe ansu can bring him with him when he comes back aklsklas #and i hope julio and ansu give me content together too #ansu fat #brighton hove albion #fcb #barça #fc barcelona

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this-doesnt-endd · 10 months ago

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I feel like my crown just shifted up oh my god

#i have a cleaning thursday before work so like i can tell someone #but also why did i do that i schedualed it super early like im already regreting it #considering itll be the day after valentines which means my shift ends at 9/9:30 #and ill have to be there at my dentist by 7:30am #its whatever i just need to finish my dental work at the office then get my wisdom tooh pulled and ill be done w my teeth health wise #and then its onto the allergy shots which reminds me i have to reschedual my appt w my ent hoepfully its not anything too crazy far out #but i wanna talk w him and be like hey these shits are expensive what are my options or do u wanna be a homie and update my diagnosis #so they can get covered by my insurance cause i think if i can breath at like even 80% capacity my life would immensly change #and i was reading abt how like major chronic allergies lead to inflamation and my drs were concered abt that n i know i need to lose weight #but not being able to breath thru my nose hinders that to a degree #but like severe allergies are horrible for inflamation and like fucks up ur body and its like no wonder i feel horrible all the time #and itll prolly massively improve my sleep which also helps you #and i gotta go see my thyroid dr whos on the opposite end of town and wont answer the fucking phone to schedule and appt #cause i have to do that to renew my prescription and frankly i wish my primary dr could take care of that or get a new thyroid dr in general #but shes on maternity leave so ill have to wait for that #my dentist is also on maternity leave so ill have to see a diff one #i also ghosted my cardiologist but he literally called and was like ur fine the tests we ran showed ur in good health #but u should be more in shape and i didnt want another lecure abt being fat so i didnt go but i prolly should tho my results #prolly arent relavent anymore #and ive attemped ive done my bike workout a bit but its also been winter and i cannot bring myself to do anything besides rot in bed #most of the time and if i am going out its like to the movies or events where i just stand around and talk to people very low effort #i also have to email that lady abt my cetificate i still havent gotten abd the haircut place who charved me twice and write that damn review #that ive forgotten so many times

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gamebunny-advance · 1 year ago

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Since we're talking about polls...

I didn't really talk about the results of the Kliff poll after it was over, but I don't think there's anything about the results that needs to be said. I was surprised at the voter turnout, but the results speak for themselves.

However, I will say that this more or less confirms that my Kliff propaganda is not working, and that's just a crying shame.

#even if i were to combine the 'too many feelings' option with all the other positive responses #there are still less people that like kliff than those that just outright hate him #(24.2% vs. 25.8%)#and even though 'no strong opinion' was the popular vote #the overall opinion is still very negative #32.6% vs. 43.2%#my boy just keeps getting massacred in these polls #i'm not even asking for people to like him #just please care about him in some capacity. he has so much story potential #that's just wasted both in canon and fanon #i include myself in that because i don't write about him or draw him as much as i'd actually like to #if i weren't constantly plagued by depression i'd have fat stacks of kliff content for y'all

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ikkan · 1 year ago

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random dude gave me unsolicited advice on the gaming chair i bought at walmart. told me to invest in a $200 office chair, that’ll it better than the chair i just bought. sir, i honestly don’t care. i was literally trying to leave the store. i just stood there like 🧍‍♂️

#.txt #he smelled weird too #also im fat #and my thighs are huge especially when sitting #so my chair options are limited

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