#there's no context for this
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gelly-art · 1 year ago
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The phrase "Astarion, you ignorant slut" entered my mind a week ago and hasn't left since and that's the only reason this exists.
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I think we all don't want to die in here
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chaos369 · 2 years ago
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Spending money is so fun
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stemmmm · 1 month ago
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bad youtube clickbait thumbnail that reads "I think I just had a therapy session with a DEMON???"
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yardsards · 6 months ago
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but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*
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adobe-outdesign · 1 month ago
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the craziest beta 'mon is this guy, who would evolve into a random Pokemon upon evolution
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like imagine finding this autism creature fighting for its life out in the wild so you catch it out of pity and two months later it evolves into goddamn Rayquaza
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no-context-discord-quotes · 22 days ago
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this is a typo in a textbook written by the professor of this class, it cost me $105, i will be sharing with the world
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roseworth · 5 months ago
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i think theres this idea in the general public that the "best" fanfic gets turned into real books like 50 shades of grey. but the truth is that the best fanfic can never be published as an actual book because its intricately woven into the canon material so its inseparable even if you change the names
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mountainshroom · 3 months ago
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If she has no fans call the ambulance cause I am dead
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sleepyyghostt · 10 months ago
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inspired by the scariest words my dm has ever said to me and the subsequent coolest (AND SCARIEST) scene of my life
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crehador · 11 months ago
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so when food is too salty we might say "打死卖盐的" basically meaning "did you beat the salt merchant to death" but one time in an attempt to be a little polite and a little funny to the chef (my mother) i said "……是不是又跟卖盐的有矛盾了" meaning "are you... having a dispute with the salt merchant again" and now it's a whole thing in my family
anyway point being there has been another altercation with the salt merchant
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elucubrare · 4 months ago
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necromancy is literally fine
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questfortori · 4 months ago
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Nintendo Power issue 113 (October 1998)
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shesmore-shoebill · 4 months ago
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"I had choice paralysis :(" is a KILLER line.
He's such a comedic powerhouse, I'm glad more people are getting exposed to him :'D
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tolkienmatters · 4 months ago
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