#there's a clear winner here

[bitter-as-wormwood-13]

The virgin Silver Slippers vs the chad Gnome King's Belt

[coffeeshopdrawings]

Do you think Moka preferrs one husband over the kther

". . ."

"W-"

"Don't even start."

". . ."

"We both know who it is."

[craftingcreatures]

Look. I love toadfish as much as the next guy, but the Tetraodontiformes has Triggerfish. Who wants to tell those bitey, temperamental beasties that they're not superior to every other fish in the sea? Do you? I certainly don't.

Taxonomy Tournament: Fish

Tetraodontiformes. This order contains many fishses with unusual body structures, such as boxfishes, which are boxy as the implies, pufferfishes, which are round and able to inflate, and the ocean sunfish, the largest bony fish.

Batrachoidiformes. This family is made up of toadfish, ambush predators that hide on sandy and muddy substrates. They also ''sing'' using their swim bladder to attract mates.

[tennessoui]

it’s like baby gorl there’s no way I, the author who wrote the fic you’re commenting on and who is the intended audience for this comment, am gonna agree with you 😿🙏 some things can just stay on your chest 🙏

[sapphic-agent]

Finn Hudson's cover of Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

Dumb✔️

Offensive✔️

Violates my eardrums✔️

Used to justify outing his lesbian classmate✔️

Branch's cover of Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

Sweet✅

Sincere✅

Voice like an angel's✅

Used to convey pure love✅

[frenchbunniezz]

byler vs mileven this and that WHATEVER can we all just agree that everyone won yesterday no matter what?? we got a season 5 scene for free

[2000smemesongtournament]

▶️Caramelldansen

▶️Butterfly

[mariocki]

Shadows of Fear: At Occupier's Risk (1.3, Thames, 1971)

"I happened to look into one of the other rooms and there were dust sheets."

"If there were other guests, you would have seen them."

"I once lived in a flat for six months and never saw anyone in the house. Heard them, yes, but never saw them."

"No. There's no one else here."

"Good."

[dickinfectionbez]

Valentino walked into the paddock, Pecco hanging off his hip. The pair wore matching shirts, a visor for Vale and a baby bucket hat for his son. He tapped tapped his paddock pass, his passport picture appearing on screen as he waited for Pecco to tap his. The poor baby struggled with his coordination, a content squeal leaving the child's mouth as he noticed his picture pop-up when he finally touched the pass to the reader.

[valoale]

My mum bought my dog a squeaky toy for Christmas and I got to wake up to my dog literally abusing the poor toy by rapidly squeezing it and I’m pretty sure I’m losing my hearing but at least my dog is having the time of her life

[eparke]

is the chemical toxic? probably but why care about lab safety when you can think of tumblr certified sexy man cecil goddamn palmer

[sonknuxadow]

helppp i saw a most tragic character poll where one of the matchups was shadow the hedgehog vs luz theowlhouse and you could just tell that none of the people voting for luz actually know anything about shadow because they were all in the notes saying stuff like Guys please vote for luz she has trauma. and she had to go through all that when she was only a teenager . its so sad shadow has nothing on her. as if all of their arguments dont also apply to shadow

[ghostsbestepisodetournament]

As always, all pairings have been done by a random picker wheel, may the best episode win!! :)

[shuffleoflove]

rip to colleen ballinger but you will never be a billion sorrys by elton john caswell 🥱🥱

[futuretrain]

the jokes and memes are very funny admittedly but i have honestly very little patience for people who don't use twitter on here and elsewhere going "well what's the big deal it's just another dumb social media platform going down we're not losing anything essential". we are. we are losing something, if not essential, then at least very, very close to it.

because twitter isn't just "that place where all the dumb discourse happens". it's a place where state agencies share vital information that saves people's lives. it's a place that gets news from breaking stories pretty much as soon as they're happening, often from many points of view simultaneously, often before *anywhere else*. it's a place that has organized, directed, and popularized social movements and protests.

we don't really have an alternative to a platform like that right now, and it will be a while before another emerges with a big enough reach to make it feasible to use it in a similar way. in the meantime, twitter has become a public tool that many people and organizations have relied on for years. right now, it's hosting evidence of war crimes and crimes against humanity in multiple regions of the world - do you see tumblr or another website right now taking up that role?

so yes, while we're all laughing (and it is genuinely funny, even as a twt user who has relied on it to organize and share information about protests), don't minimize just how big of deal it is that a platform like twitter is probably going to be dead soon.

[sing-you-fools]

Weird Al should be immortal but barring that I think he should do some weird hybrid Dread Pirate Roberts/Willy Wonka thing.

When he's ready to retire, he should choose someone new to take his place, train them to the best of his ability, and pass the mantle. They, in turn, will change their name and, from then on, Be Weird Al.* Despite the fact that they may not resemble him in the slightest, we will all have a societal obligation to pretend it's the same person. Hm? That? Oh, that's Weird Al. No, what are you talking about? It's just Weird Al. No, nothing's changed. I don't know what you mean.

The most important thing, though, is that the entire selection process for the Next Weird Al should be public. Televised. Hell, we should all get to vote in it.** It needs to be the most talked-about thing on the planet and then we all need to shut up about it and pretend it never happened faster than you can (not) say Game of Thrones. What do you mean. That's just Weird Al.

*I mean, no one would listen to Weird Dan.

**Our votes shouldn't actually have any influence on anything, of course. They should be completely ignored. The public could not be trusted with the responsibility of selecting a new Weird Al. But we should get to vote.