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pipperoo · 2 days ago

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I was collecting bad screenshots for a western shootout thing (don’t ask, I really don’t know), so now I have a lot of bad jpegs of Hatchetfield characters holding guns. And, also, I have a lot of information on what they did with said guns. So, here’s some fun facts I guess:

Both times Grace uses a gun, it’s Officer Bailey’s

In TGWDLM, Emma is the one to use John MacNamara’s gun

Paul puts it in his waistband and hands it to Ted when he’s taken

Ted just runs away with it and doesn’t use it

Emma takes it from infected Ted to save Paul

Similar thing happens in Black Friday with his gun

Lex kills Sherman with it

Then it’s passed to Tom

Before Becky eventually gets it to shoot Linda

Hidgens did the most things with a gun

Also has the most kills at 4

12 people have died from a gunshot

Ted was 4 of them (2 of them were done by Hidgens)

Only 8 people (out of 23) have any kills with a gun

Full list of people and what they did under the cut (let me know if I missed anything I guess) (this is definitely one of the weirder lists I've compiled)

Grace Chasity (NPMD) (Working Boys): Aimed at Officer Shapiro and Bailey (and briefly at Steph and Pete), Killed Henry Hidgens

Emma Perkins (TGWDLM) (Perky’s Buds): Shot at infected John MacNamara, Shot at nighthawks (Maybe killed some)

John MacNamara (TGWDLM) (Black Friday): Killed Ted Spankoffski (while infected), Shot Wiggly Doll, Authorized use to Paul and Lex

Stephanie Lauter (NPMD): Shot at Peter Spankoffski

Alice Woodward (TGWDLM) (Watcher World): Killed Bill Woodward (while infected), Shot at Bill Woodward

Paul Matthews (TGWDLM): Passed it to Ted Spankoffski

Ted Spankoffski (TGWDLM): Did nothing

Charlotte Sweetly (TGWDLM): Aimed at the infected cops

Henry Hidgens (TGWDLM) (The Hatchetfield Ape-Man) (Working Boys): Killed infected Charlotte and Sam Sweetly, Aimed at Paul Matthews, Emma Perkins, Ted Spankoffski, and Bill Woodward, Hunted with Jonathan Brisby, Killed Ted Spankoffski and Jonathan Brisby, Shot at Lucy Stockworth, Killed Ted Spankoffski

Officer Bailey (NPMD) (Working Boys): Lost it to Grace Chasity, Gave it to Grace Chasity

Officer Shapiro (NPMD): Aimed at Stephanie Lauter, Peter Spankoffski, and Grace Chasity

Tom Houston (Black Friday): Aimed at Linda Monroe

Becky Barnes (Black Friday): Killed Linda Monroe

Ziggs (Perky’s Buds): Shot at nighthawks (Maybe killed some)

Ezekiel (Perky’s Buds): Shot at Emma Perkins and Ziggs

Sam Sweetly (TGWDLM) (Honey Queen): Aimed at Charlotte Sweetly, Killed Gerald Monroe

Bill Woodward (TGWDLM): Tried to shoot himself

Lex Foster (Black Friday): Killed Sherman Young, Aimed at Tom Houston, Gave it to Tom Houston

Ethan Green (Yellow Jacket): Aimed at Charles Coven

Zoe Chambers (TGWDLM): Shot at Paul Matthews and Emma Perkins (while infected)

Jonathan Brisby (The Hatchetfield Ape-Man): Hunted with Henry Hidgens

Freddie Biggs (Hey Melissa): Shot Melissa

Shelia Young (Daddy): Killed Ted Spankoffski, Aimed at Frank Pricely

#hatchetfield #npmd #tgwdlm #black friday #nightmare time #there’s too many characters to all tag #now i know far too much about the gun usage in hatchetfield #i did expect more kills tho #once again collecting information that doesn’t hold any bearing in hatchetfield

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cup-o-stars · 7 months ago

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Happy B-Day to the Corasante!! ❤🕯🎂🕯❤

(Featuring way too many drawings)

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xxcrystalinerose · 9 months ago

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Going back to Zag's romantic relationships from Mel is extremely hilarious to me because of how comparatively well-adjusted he was.

Sure he done fucked up with Meg in the past and they had to kill each other as part of the job description, his sudden leaving seriously hurt Than while also having communication issues w/ each other, and there's the matter of Dusa being a lowly servant of the House. But in the end, he sorted everything out with 0 grievances from all parties involved (that one dialogue where Than admits Meg is the one who tells him to finally pursue Zag seriously warms my heart). Got the Mom(s) Seal of Approval™ even, and from Achilles too!

Meanwhile I look at Melinoë and she has a frankly criminal amount of situationships. Her rizz level is insane and she goes straight for the throat when flirting yet somehow her dating life is simultaneously a mess and nonexistent. Nemesis regularly kicks her into the dirt verbally AND physically but is the only person to acknowledge how fucked up it is that Mel is sent out alone in the hopes of killing an all powerful Titan that took SIX gods to kill in the past. "Fuck you and fuck your stupid frog in particular" then turns around and gives free Death Defiances. Her and Moros try to flirt with each other but they kept missing the mark because sometimes one of them says something totally unhinged like it was normal (I don't think watching people die is an appropriate bathtime conversation topic, my man). Her and Eris are a hot mess—literally with all those rounds she shot at Mel AND without a basis of workplace professionalism. Icarus is one shot nerve away from accidentally proclaiming his undying (literally) love to her but his guilt complex is hanging on to that nerve. And then there's Arachne and her not so little crush warring with the fact that said crush is family with and is helping the gods who cursed her.

Never have I realized how important it is that Zag has become a minor god of relationship counselling until I look at his baby sister and think, "yeah girl you definitely need help for all that shit".

#ksatalks #hades 2 #hades 2 spoilers #hades game #girl you're a fucking mess (affectionate)#can't wait to see how all of this will blow up when we can max out relationship gauges #melinoë #melinoë hades #zagreus hades #megzagthan #melnem #melmor #meleris #waxwitch #is there a ship name for mel/arachne yet?#too many characters to tag so i will not lmao

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weaselmcdiesel · 10 months ago

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