#there’s no ron tag wtf

[dollidotcom]

Old art I found in my gallery 😇🫶

[Idk how tumblr posting works pls help smoochies 💔]

[thelittleprinceconfirmed]

Thingys

[mllenugget]

I mean I’m just saying I’m surprised Baghera didn’t do a Baghera on this one

[tulipe-rose]

Y'all I am not okay :). I think I forgot how to use my left leg-- I literally can't walk normally wtf. It keeps reflexively flicking front like some malfunctioning toy whenever I try to walk on it.

It's one am. It's too late at night for this crap. Someone please explain while I go do my overdue homework.

[bittwitchy]

cw anti st*ggy and st*cky joke:

its funny how much i hate st*ggy considering i also dont like st*cky romantically

[topsyturvy-turtely]

have you actually ever been outside and seen a spider??? you wouldn't recommend doing this if you have

You might see a beautiful spider if you go outside

[hd-erised]

H/D Erised Fic: Equipoise

Author: Anonymous Recipient: khalulu Pairing(s): Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter Rating: Teen Word Count: ~88,200 Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, Professor Harry Potter, Journalist Draco Malfoy, Harry has a magical cat named Gabby, Action/Adventure, Investigations, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Magical Theory, POV Harry, BAMF Harry Potter, (who doesn’t know wtf he’s doing), Canon-compliant, Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE, Wandless Magic, Minor Magical Injury, Friends to Lovers, Light Angst, Sharing a Bed, Working Together, Banter, one instance of vomiting, once Harry realises what he wants he’s not afraid to go after it, Unbreakable Vows, Magical Creatures, Minor Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley, Post-Hogwarts, Getting Together, Romance, Birthday Parties, Posh Draco Malfoy, Tea Drinking, Swearing, Heartfelt Conversations, Sarcastic Conversations, Owls, Enthusiastic Snogging, Hogwarts Castle, Slow Burn, Happy Ending, Community: hd_erised Recreational Potions Use, Death of a Minor Character, Mention of pregnancy, Mention of parent death, Past Harry Potter/Original Male Character, Drinking, Brief Implied homophobia, Brief ableist language, Criminal Justice System Issues, Additional Warnings in Author's Note

Summary:  Ten years of peace have settled over the wizarding world, leaving Harry Potter feeling strangely adrift. Teaching Defense at Hogwarts is fine and all, but when mysterious magical blackouts start sweeping across the country, he can't help but jump at the chance to investigate. It would be the perfect outlet for his restless energy - if he didn't suddenly find himself tangled up in an elaborate charade, pretending to date the Prophet's most illustrious journalist, Draco Malfoy. Between hunting down the cause of the blackouts and maintaining their ruse, Harry's beginning to think that peacetime might actually be trickier - and far more surprising - than he'd bargained for.

Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.

Equipoise

[hermiola]

Writer's Meme, 2024 Edition

I've been tagged by @turquoisedata 💜

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How many works do you have on ao3?

14. 6 Good Omens + 8 MCU, but we have to go back to 2014 and 2016 for those. I also used to publish on an Italian fanfiction archive where I have 70 more fics (I went back to check and count them after approximately two thousand years and HOLY SHIT, I didn't remember them being so many! My first fic is more than 20 years old WTF).

What’s your total word count?

150.000 words on AO3. But I'm guessing it's waaay higher than that (the Italian archive doesn't show the word count 🥲).

What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

My GO fics have the most kudos (given the popularity of the fandom + the fact that they're written in English and not in Italian). I have 6, so the top 5 is basically all of them:

Take a Little Love From Me (Pretty Woman AU)

Final Breakthrough (Now!) (Post-Season 2 Fix-It)

Crazy Little Thing (Called Love) (Non-S2-complying silliness)

When Hell Freezes Over (Human AU with magician!Crowley and critic!Aziraphale)

Let There Be Rock (First meeting after 1967)

Do you respond to comments? Why/why not?

I do! I don't get that many, so it's not overwhelming, and I just like to respond. As I said somewhere else, my experience in the GO fandom has been mostly a solitary one (recently not so much though!) so I just like to interact whenever I can.

What's the fic you've written with the angstiest ending?

I'm going to consider only the GO ones because I feel like the others have been written by another me entirely (also I'm not sure I even remember them).

So it's definitely Let There Be Rock.

What's the fic you've written with the happiest ending?

I'd say all of them, but Take a Little Love From has a proper epilogue and everything. I guess their happiness has more space there than elsewhere.

Do you write crossovers?

I have in the past, but not anymore.

Have you ever received hate on a fic?

Not that I know of.

Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

Not really. I LOOOOVE reading smut (especially in those chonky slow burn fics), but I can't bring myself to write explicit smut for some reason. I love describing the tension and the heat of the moment (I love UST so much I'm going to marry it tbh - like nothing makes me happier/hornier than two people who want to fuck each other but can't for some reason - am I edging myself? IDK) but when it comes to my own writing I feel like spelling out the details just ruins the moment. I do think it's my ace showing in some way. But, anyway, I read the filthiest filth so this definitely doesn't apply to reading. And who knows, maybe one day I'll try! I'm not ruling anything out.

Have you ever had a fic stolen?

I don't think so?

Have you ever had a fic translated?

No, but I used to translate HP fics back in the day (from English to Italian). We're talking 20 years ago. And it's funny when you think about it, because I translate novels for work now 🤣

Have you ever co-written a fic before?

Yes, always back in the day with HP. I'm still friends IRL with the girl I wrote them with (we actually met because of HP) (this is as good a time as any to say FUCK YOU JKR).

What's your all-time favourite ship?

This depends on the hyper-fixation of the moment. I cannot multitask with my OTPs. If I get obsessed with a new one, I retire the previous one. Like I could split my life into different time periods just based on my OTPs. Ron/Hermione has been my personality for YEARSSSS, but now I can barely think about HP without cringing. Another BIG ONE was Clint/Natasha from the MCU (which explains my look here on Tumblr), but the MCU as a whole has gone a bit stale for me (with few exceptions). And now it's all about Crowley/Aziraphale - it's so bad I had to unretire from fanfiction writing after almost 10 years LOL.

(I like many other ships but not to the point of *obsession*).

What's a WIP that you want to finish but don't think you ever will?

The only one I can think of is a Clintasha Actors AU, but I don't think I have it anymore, and I wouldn't finish it even if I had.

What are your writing strengths?

Dialogues and banter are my favourite things to write, and I think it shows.

What are your writing weaknesses?

English is not my first language, so my writing lacks variety I think. I feel like I have always the same phrases stuck in my head, so it's probably kind of repetitive, especially when compared to some of the fics I read. (But when I started writing my first GO fic in English I wasn't even sure I could *actually* do it, so I'm proud of myself either way!).

What are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic?

I think it's okay! I personally would ask a native speaker to help me (if possible) instead of going the Google Translate route. Being Italian and watching/reading almost exclusively in English I know how silly it sounds when the characters start speaking your language and they're saying nonsense (but no harm done even in this case, imo, especially in fanfics. In movies, though, it's just lazy!).

What was the first fandom you wrote for?

HP, back in 2004 (welp).

What's a fandom/ship you haven't written for yet but want to?

None, thankfully. If I'm writing fanfic it means I'm in the late stage of hyperfixation and I don't wish that on myself if I can help it. Like I used to read 50+ books a year before GO S2. It's bad!!!

What's your favourite fic you've written?

Take a Little Love From Me mainly because it's the one I've spent more time with.

Tagging some people if they feel like doing it (but no pressure at all!): @beerok23 - @sabotage-on-mercury - @gaiaseyes451 - @leviosally

[haloberry]

Bro, the absolute whiplash I’m getting from looking at the Qsmp tag is crazy..

Like, oh! Everyone is singing karaoke apparently, that’s so cute!

Next fucking post I learn BBH canonical fucking ate Ron, like WTF I WAS GONE FOR A DAY.

[tulipe-rose]

SHE WAS A FUCKING BABY WHEN SHE WAS RECRUITED INTO THE MILITARY?? DOES THAT MEAN SHE'S CURRENTLY TWELVE?? AS IN YEARS SHE'S LIVED ON EARTH?

OH NO, YOU KNOW IT'S OVER WHEN THE BACKSTORY APPEARS

Nahhh is Asagiri getting influenced by Gege? :(

There's no way she's actually dead, right? I mean this IS BSD. No one really ever dies unless... they're Oda, or the Flags or maybe a bunch of orphans. Surely she'll come back...right? (not coping at all)

[friendofweasleys]

WTF did I just saw in AO3? I was looking for Romione in the site. So I clicked on the tag Ron/hermione. The first story I saw was a fic where Draco raping Hermione while he is Polyjuced as Ron. WTF is happening. I was looking for some heartfelt fic but what I get is Rape? What the heck. What’s even messed up is she likes it? She is not you, you horny author. There is not even Ron in the story. Why the heck did the author put Ron/hermione then? God. People are weird.🤢🤮

This is the reason I hate Dramione. Just sex or rape. Or Bashing of Ron. There is no problem with sex, but they only have sex in the fic. What the fuck.🤢🤮

[dhr-ao3]

OOPS!

OOPS! https://ift.tt/uA8jgIq by Black_Phoenix22 What happens when Hermione accidentally sends texts to the wrong recipient? A delightful romp through apologies, text messages, sexy selfies, and too much champagne as two soul mates try to figure out wtf is going on. Words: 2168, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: F/F, F/M Characters: Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, Daphne Greengrass, Theodore Nott Relationships: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger/Daphne Greengrass, Daphne Greengrass/Theodore Nott Additional Tags: Texting, Divination, Soulmates, Bisexual Hermione Granger, Bisexual Daphne Greengrass, Theodore Nott Is A Menace, Draco Malfoy in the Muggle World, Idiots in Love, Foot Fetish, Inappropriate use of birthday cake, Fluff and Smut, Tattooed Draco Malfoy, Soft Dom Draco Malfoy, Sub Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley Bashing, just a little though, Apologies, Forgiveness, lots of expensive champagne, Hotel Sex via AO3 works tagged 'Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy' https://ift.tt/FCpI9rb August 25, 2024 at 10:39PM

[citrusmillie]

I switched to tumblr for 1 day after the 196 blackout and I am never going back to the hellsite that is reddit. why did no one tell me there was a social media made up almost entirely of silly queer people before now? wtf you mean i get to see a shitpost about furries waging war on Ron DeStinky and I dont have to scroll through four comments of enlightened centrists saying the most vile shit youve ever seen to get to it?

anyway give me funny queer blogs to follow and also art community tags ty :)

[zurdta]

Tagged by @alabamyright and @pineapplefulfillseveryneed thank you kindly ^_^

Last song: Aztec Camera - Somewhere in my Heart. Random but yeah.

Favorite colour: Blue. Specifically that lapis/cobalt blue.

Currently watching: Just finished Stath Lets Flats (UK, Channel 4)

Spicy/savoury/sweet: Spicy. I don't do sweet.

Relationship status: Depressingly single. Still.

Current obsession: Really into the Horrible Histories / Yonderland / BBC Ghosts gang - aka the Six Idiots aka Them There. [Larry is my fave.]

(I'm going to add some things to make this tag game more tailored to the Sparks community, as I'll be tagging Sparks people ^_^ Reply to it any way that feels natural to you, as I am well aware of how hard it may be to answer things.)

What made you a Sparks fan: FFS 2015. Was a Franz Ferdinand fan and was puzzled as to wtf the collaboration would sound like. I played the first song - Johnny Delusional - and knew I had to get some Sparks into my life. I mean, I knew Sparks, but hadn't been aware of them since 1979... and my mom had fancied Russell back in the day so me and my sister would laugh about them and deface their pictures in the teen magazines... so when I got into Ron, my sister did remind me and laugh.

Sparks era(s) closest to your heart: Well - being of a certain age and watching TOTP back in 1974 - 70s Sparks will always have a place. BUT, I really love now - their latest stuff is always surprising and yeah, astoundingly good. Easier to say which era I am not into - and that is the 80s because I hate the 80s in general (I was there and it was shit).

Favourite music video: When I'm With You. Despite the 80s being my least fave musically, (and hating the 80s in general) Ron is so handsome... All their videos are good though - I mean the ones they actually appear in.

Dream show(s) if you had a time machine (max. 3 to keep it interesting): Fairfield Halls 1975 because chaos.

Not tagging because I am late to this and everyone is tagged. However, if you fancy it and have not been tagged go for it and say I tagged you - because I love to read this stuff.

[oh-surprise-its-me]

I can't stop thinking of David saving Chris through the years. like the most stupid things, to the actual dangerous one(s) after Chris got together with Ron (and Tommy). Because he was going to keep him safe anyway, but now he's so happy now, he deserves that, and to be safe. Extra safe. Extra extra safe. (Uhoh...maybe that's a bit too much?)

Omg okay we’re gonna run through the years of them together.

14- Chris never saw the curb. He tripped right over it. He threw his arms out to catch himself but was caught in the air instead. He looks up. He’s pretty sure the kids name is David. “Oh! Thanks! I’m sorry I didn’t really see it.” David smiles at him. “It’s okay! Wanna hang out?” Chris smiles. He’s just made his first friend in a long time.

15- Chris knew as he was falling out of the tree it was a bad idea. He braces for hitting the ground but instead slams into David. David who moved to catch him. Well not catch. More like break the fall. Speaking of break. Chris is pretty sure his wrist is broken. Great.

16- Chris is talking so animatedly about whatever car he’s managed to pull apart that he doesn’t see the thats car coming towards him. David does though. He shoves Chris out of the way. He gets tagged by it. It spins him around and he lands on the asphalt. Woah he’s dizzy. Chris is grabbing onto him. Chris looks extremely panicked. It’s fine though. The car didn’t hit Chris.

17- when Chris said he wanted to curl his hair David knew it was a horrible idea. He’s seen the things Rebecca uses to curl hers. That shit should not go in someone’s hair. But of course David agrees to help. Chris is sitting on the tub ledge when David curls the first piece. “This shit is going to burn your hair off.” Becca finds them 10 minutes later and is like wtf turn the temperature down??

18- the waves were beautiful big since there’s a storm rolling in. They’re staying at the beach for the entire two weeks. David has finally talked Chris into surfing the week before. He never was able to convince him before. Chris insists he’s fine to surf today. It starts out perfectly. They paddle out, everything is gorgeous. They catch a few waves with no issues. On the next one though Chris gets caught in it. David honestly doesn’t know what happens. One second he’s watching Chris laugh the next Chris is gone with his board.

David doesn’t even think before jumping off his board. He dives. The salt burns his eyes. It’s fine. He needs to find Chris. Chris who isn’t used to swimming with the weight of a board dragging at you. Chris who is currently at the bottom when David finally reaches him. They surface. Chris doesn’t start coughing right away. That scares the shit out of David. He lets the waves help carry them to shore. He lays Chris on the beach.

Suddenly Chris is coughing. Scrapes his fingers down David’s chest. “I’m never doing that again Jesus Christ.” David sits back on his heels and laughs. Oh god he almost lost Chris.

21- Chris was a pretty good drunk all things considered. Doesn’t say anything bad. Is nice. Doesn’t throw up. But goddamn is he wobbly. David has to catch him from braining himself on the concrete again. A striking parallel to their first meeting.

24- when the captain said grain silo rescue David was terrified. No one makes it out of those. It’s a scary situation. The grain will just swallow you up. Him and Chris are up there because of the rock climbing they did this summer. David watches as Chris grabs the man. Fortunately he’s only up to his waist. “Its okay! We’ve got you!”

The man stares at Chris. Suddenly he shoves Chris, “don’t want to gay man to help me get lost.” Chris lost his balance. He lands in the grain. He freezes. David lunges forward and grabs Chris. Fuck the man Chris is his priority. He manages to pull Chris up and out. He goes back for the man. He lets the man sink a few more inches before finally grabbing him.

27- “I don’t know how it happened okay? Just fix it David.” David loves Chris. No question there. Does he understand Chris? No. Not all the time. Somehow Chris was convinced by Becca that he should put on fake nails. Stupid if you ask David but hey he’s not being asked. He digs around for the clippers his ex girlfriend left.

30’s- when he gets the call from Lucas that Chris has been in an accident he freaks. Knows Ron and Tom aren’t going to be home for another month and a half at least. He drives so fast to the hospital, Lucas meets him in the ER. He grabs onto David before he can start asking questions. “He’s fine. Alive. Breathing on his own. You’ve gotta get Jake. He’s in preschool right now.” David blinks at Lucas. God he loves him. “Take care of him for me I’ll be back with Jake.”

David is one of the approved adults at Jake’s school. He picks the kid up and carried him on his shoulder the whole way to the car. Jake is swinging his legs the best he can.

David brings Jake to the hospital. He explained on the way how Jake’s dad got hurt but he’s okay. His head just hurts a lot so Jake gets to have a sleepover at Uncle David and Lucas’s house.

When he finds Chris’s room Lucas is already there he’s chatting with Chris. Jake sees Chris and starts squirming. He sets Jake down and he takes off for Chris. He’s scooped up on the bed. “God David thank you. You saved me here.” David smiles. “Anytime doll.”

[casadegatos]

Thank you @shutterbug-12 for the tag!

TAG GAME: EIGHT SHOWS TO GET TO KNOW ME

Going in order of oldest to newest. And I'm only including shows that have a complete run, so there's that. (that's not a rule, I just did that for me)

MASH

I don't always love a sitcom, but watching MASH was a family activity. Growing up we had one TV, it was before the internet and home computers, so we watched what Dad chose usually (more on that later). MASH was a lot of things, but mostly it taught me about being yourself in a group, that it was okay to be whatever you were and that you could make a family anywhere.

The Rockford Files

Jim Rockford, being witty and sarcastic but also a loving son and good friend, driving fast and solving cases as an ex-con Korean War vet in 1970s LA. What's not to love about all that? Dad really had an iron grip on the TV guide back in those days and for a kid some of the plots didn't make sense, but I have rewatched the whole series multiple times and I'm here to tell you, a lot of it holds up. What does it say about me? I guess it says that I really like car chases and easily solved mysteries wrapped up in some wide lapels. But also I guess that James Garner as Rockford is a blueprint for the kind of hero I enjoy (flawed but ulitmately kind and very loyal).

Twin Peaks

This is becoming about my Dad here, but this is another show that we both loved. Turns out, my Dad likes the weird stuff, too. This is the last show that we watched together regularly before I moved out. Narratively who knows wtf happens in any David Lynch joint, but that's not really the point to me. I love the absurd, dark, haunting elements it makes me think about. Sometimes it's incomprehensible and that's okay. Just like life.

Justified

The show that teaches you that dialogue makes the character. Boyd Crowder will forever be one of my favorite characters solely because of his dialogue (and Walton Goggins's delivery). Every character on this show has a distinct way of speaking and behaving and it is really one of the most enjoyable shows ever just for that reason. I have never dug coal, but I feel like I have after spending time with these characters. I guess this one says that I like realism sometimes? Also, a flawed but ultimately kind and loyal hero (Raylan Givens, meet Jim Rockford).

Orphan Black

I could go on for days about what this show means, but others have already done that better than I could, so I'll just say this: we all contain multitudes. Also, Tatiana Maslany should have won every acting award ever during her time on this show. Another show that made me think about how being yourself is really complicated sometimes and we don't always figure it out alone (found family, etc, etc).

Parks and Rec

A workplace comedy? On my list? Yes, and it's this one. Always makes me laugh and I see a bit of how I act with coworkers in a lot of the characters (not Leslie usually, but Ron frequently).  Gently sending up living in the Midwest while not making fun of it, mostly. Lost count of how many times I've watched this one.

Ripper Street

A flawed yet ultimately kind and loyal hero, crime solving, my favorite era of history, some of the best dialogue on any TV show, interesting and twisty plots, one of my all-time favorite actors, incredible attention to detail, and a very satisfying ending not to mention one of the nicest, kindest, and welcoming fandoms. Did I mention found family and workplace comedy? That's there too. (Edmund Reid, Raylan Givens, and Jim Rockford walk into a bar...wait, I'm only one person, get in line boys) One of my desert island shows, my go-to in times of stress, the thing I always recommend to people looking for something good (so long as they can stomach blood, that is).

Did you get to know me? lol, well maybe you'll watch one of these if you haven't before and find a new favorite.

Tagging a few people (participation only by your choice ofc) or just do it if you feel moved! @lizardsarevcool @hickeywiththegoodhair @valoricky @watchfuldeer @jennykin @quinnfabreys @swankpalanquin