#there’s also no context for this idk man
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I’m strangely confident in my ability to locate a cow in 2 hours or less. I’ve never tried but I could.
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Rellana, Twin Moon Knight & Rennala, Queen of the Full Moon
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#elden ring#rennala#rellana#my art#shadow of the erdtree#ngl i don't share fandom's obsession with Rellana and find her character quite lacking#I wish we knew something more about her other than “hehe messmer simp”#bc yes rennalas marriage is a big part of her story but we also know a lot about her in other contexts and before the liurnian wars#which makes her much more interesting to me#bc idk im just not a fan of when in media the whole plot arch of a woman's story resolves around her relationship with a man#and i feel like with other women characters fromsoft did a better job at showing that they are human beings with different agendas etc#so when it comes to Rellana i love the POTENTIAL of what she could be
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rewatched bsd w my friend seeing it for the first time and the nostalgia of seeing these two together again hit me like a bus
#literally mom and dad of the agency#dazai and kunikida protect yokohama but more importantly they also protect atsushi#funny story but we were watching in sub and the translations were wack bc when i watched dazai refers to kunikida as his colleague#but in the version we were watching he just called him partner w/o any context it was so fucking funny😭#bro rly just pointed to a random man across the river and was like “oh that's my partner btw!! we can use his money to treat you to dinner!#my bestie made me pause the show and was like “????partner. are they married??? either way it's cute that there's mlm rep in this anime🥺”#i was genuinely holding back tears#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd#dazai osamu#osamu dazai#kunikida doppo#doppo kunikida#kunikidazai#knkdz#lotus draws#SRY FOR THE UNGODLY HR IM POSTING AT I DIDNT WANT TO LOSE THE MOTIVATION I SUDDENLY GOT AFTER WATCHING THE FIRST FEW EPS#IVE WANTED TO DRAW THESE TWO FOR SO LONG IDK WHAT TOOK ME SO LONG😭😭😭😭
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sudden yearning for time travelling teen jiang fengmian lands at lotus pier fic that winds up being about a perfectly nice kid having a varying series of "oh no. i don't like that. that's a lot" reactions.
#i think in order for this to be satisfying i have to give grace and interiority to teenmian#i'm picturing an older teen like 18ish? maybe even early 20s?#big crush on csr he's already pretty sure isn't going to work out#but at least he'll always have wei-xiong#anyway this is my ploy to give jfm a chance at an ugly crying meltdown#he's trying so hard to be even keeled and like#maybe take this as an evil vision designed to teach him something#but somewhere in between my crush stole my man and then they died#my whole sect burned#my grown ass son who is older than me making the vibe sooooo weird#and my grandson! child of my dead???? daughter??????#is just like yeah he never talks about you. no never never#and then wwx blows into town and idk somehow they all end up at dinner together and jfm politely calls lqr a punk ass bitch in front of lwj#because what???? context clues suggest lqr has the fucking nerve to not like wei xiong's baby after All That#only for adult son with the weird vibes#to imply only filial piety is keeping him from naming the real#punk ass bitch#anyway this ends with jfm crying because clearly he marries yuanyuan and she HATES HIM and then his own son ALSO HATES HIM#and would rather stupid Lan-er-gongzi#be his dad.#if you like lqr so much why don't you just join the lan sect then?????#and that's how jc learns he didn't get it all from his mama#jc didn't mean it he was stressed! this isn't his dad it's an a-ling sized kid. but it's still stressful
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hi motorcity fandom is this anything
i was not expecting the cartoon about teens with cars to genuinely change how i view the world
#princeposting#motorcity#shitpost#like i made an offhand joke to myself when watching episode one that was like “lol these two are just my brain at all times” in reference#to chuck and mike and then that made me think like. huh why am i like that#also completely unironically that scene in Vendetta where texas is like#you cant change the past mike alll you can do is focus on what you#can do now man literally changed my fucking life#like obviously ive heard that from other people but hearing something you need to learn from characters you're really hyperfixated on is a#very strange experience that i hope everyone can experience#anyway this show is very good cant wait to finish it#also the context of this shitpost is that now whenever i need to get through something my thoughts of “but you have to do it” are filtered#through my brain doing a mike chilton impression#and for some reason it actually works#anyway (again) watch motorcity#idk if itll change your outlook though i think im just autistic and strange in the brain
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I think Dorian knows Orym is in love with him. I don't think it is a great unknown. He's not biting his nails wondering if Orym feels the same way as him.
I think the problem is that Dorian doesn't know how to approach it at all. For so many reasons. There are so many reasons why Dorian has been keeping all of this close to his chest.
First and foremost I think he wants to be respectful of Will and the place he holds in Orym's heart. Dorian in no way would blame Orym for never moving on. He'd be sad and disappointed but he'd understand. And he understands that he's still mourning Will. So he doesn't want to initiate something Orym isn't ready for.
Second, they're in the middle of a war. There isn't time for this. There isn't time for dead brothers and profound crushes. How could he distract Orym from the world ending? He's their little tank. He's their tactician. He's can get his hard and throw it back just as easily. They need his head clear. And I don't think Dorian would ever forgive himself if something were to happen because Orym was too preoccupied.
Third, is speculative, with the context Robbie has given us, marrying a man would not go over well in the royal family. Not because they're particularly homophobic. But, assuming they're both cis, (headcanons aside, I don't think critical role is there yet), the blood line would end. And royal families are big on lines of succession. Hence Zeru begging Dorian to come back. So I'm not sure adopting is in the realm of possibilities. How could Dorian let Orym love him? How could he give into his feelings? How could they live happily ever after when Dorian needs to go back home? Sit on a throne? Produce an heir and a spare? He couldn't possibly start something with him only for it to end in tragedy. He couldn't do that to Oym.
There are probably more reasons for all this but these are the ones that swim in my head the most. And idk I think Dorian wants to love Orym loudly and proudly but... The world is ending, ya know?
#silver sending stones#orym of the air ashari#dorian storm#dorym#so the context i was talking about for robbie is that he described dorian as having to “recloset” himself and i cant imagine#if same sex couples were just easy breezy hed have to be in the closet at all#it just doesnt compute.#happy to be wrong but royal bloodline bullshit is something i think a lot about#also: do i think Dorian's cis? no. that funky little bard hates gender roles so much i can feel it in my bones#but. unfortunately. he is not cis in the sense that he cant give birth#also#even if he is trans: whos to say hed want to carry a child? like. thats super triggering for a lot of transmen#so like. i just dont see babies from dorym#idk man theres just a lot of bullshit happening#and a lot keeping them back#tw homophobia#mildly#oh and#written before watching 106#monday crew unfortunately
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Tommy: Did you know that you have rights? Constitution says you do. I believe that every man, woman, and child is INNOCENT!
Niki: Yo Chat! CHAT! WE HAVE RIGHTS!!! WE MADE IT! We made - we f**king made it. Women’s Rights, let’s f**king go, lets f**king go! We made it. We made it! That’s amazing, thank you so much Tommy Innit. [...]
I was the only woman in this recording. And all they did was talk about their fore.skin *tries not to laugh*. I just wanna let that sink in for a second. This is why I am the w- the victim. This is why I am the victim. This right here. [...]
*reading chat* “Guess you didn’t get women’s rights after all” *laughs then puts her face in her hands* Oh my god Chat. *laughs*
#Nihachu#Niki#Tommy#TommyInnit#IRL#Context: Niki was reacting to Tommy's ''Minecraft's funniest cooking show'' video#A) Can't believe she saw my joke#B) Very pleased that it made her laugh this much#Hello yes it is I; the pinnacle of good Twitch Chat humor#/j#but also /srs I make myself laugh with my jokes and I love it when they makes other people laugh too#Man Tommy in this thumbnail makes this look like a Rickroll video but I swear it frickin isn't a Rickroll#Necessary period in that word because I don't wanna get frickin shadowbanned by tumblr#I actually forgot to add that before posting frick. ruh roh.#Tumblr's so weird about stuff nowadays idk what even triggers their shadow ban hammer anymore#Subtitles#Edited#subtitles#Portfolio
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on the one hand it is A Tad Frustrating to see a creator's response of "this work's queer themes are a pretty substantial chunk of the actual story so i can't answer this without spoiling the work itself, which wouldn't be ideal given that this is a serial work; any concept art not found on the site where the work is hosted is not indicative of how these themes manifest in canon" be met with "so the queer themes aren't canon anymore? :(". on the other hand though it does create a very funny mental image of like, a bunch of people muttering worriedly over to each other at like a comic con panel or something, and then there's a loud "WAHOO YIPPEE" from offscreen and it pans over to me wearing a "#1 SLOW BURN LOVER" t shirt and jumping joyously and clicking my heels and snoopy dancing etc.
#you are welcome to join me in this euphoria btw. life could be dream#it is about high time i update the trivia pages on welcometowelcomehome though isn't it.... tomorrow.#public notice#welcome home#soapboxing#just a bit#also i say slow burn in the context of romance In This Specific Post#but for me this does also apply to character journeys that have little to do with romance#idk man i just like a good mystery
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How do you come up with sketch ideas? i stg your sketchbook is like a fucking sitcom or something, your doodle dumps make me laugh out loud. how do you do that????
honestly I just think about the fictional guys wayyyy too much. I’m a very visual person when it comes to my thoughts so really it’s just copying them down to the best of my artistic abilities. always putting those guys in situations and since I’m so averse to writing fanfics I make the most crusty sketches imaginable to cope
#nothing wrong with fics I just suck at writing#also glad you find them funny !!! I’m doing my part 🤙#so so many thoughts and doodling is my go to activity whenever I have free time#like someone COULD just write a fanfic detailing the theoretical team up between Oscar and Noel#but I’M not gonna do that noo i need to just draw out of context scenes I thought up and have way too many thoughts about that I can’t#portray in this one little sketch#sorry anyway wish I had actually advice for filling up ur sketchbook with silly stuff#idk man I just work here <- (is held captive by the blorbo thoughts)#ask
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I made these like a year ago for a friend group presentation and I never had the guts to post them until now
#rock afire explosion#beach bear#showbiz pizza#dook larue#rolfe dewolfe#rae#rockafire explosion#billy bob brockali#fatz geronimo#beok#? are we still going with beok for beach bear x dook? idk man#uh context for these were that i was trying to poorly explain the rae characters and their relationships to my friends#they do know beach bear x dook isnt canon but it's funnier#also dook is taller in that kiss meme cause he's easier for me to draw. in my mind beach bear is very tall#also i do have more of these low effort memes if yall want them but for now im just posting my favorites#i lost the originals otherwise i wouldve cleaned them up before posting them. if theyre low quality its cause i had to take these from the#presentation itself :(#rip my original versions of these#i may be cringe but i am free#sorry for rambling btw i get nervous when i make original posts
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one of my favorite things about wano is that it has a whole bunch of zoro protecting luffy bits. from their reunion all the way to the start of the raid and during their confrontation with kaido + big mom
zoro protecting luffy always has a special spot for me ngl. luffy's the strongest in the crew and he's normally the one facing the most dangerous enemies, taking on the biggest risks and such. although luffy has definitely gotten help from/been saved by other straw hats and non-crew characters before, throughout the manga zoro's been shown consistently worrying about his safety and jumping in to save him whenever it's needed. he's usually the one to notice and signal to the others when luffy's genuinely in danger too (and luffy in turn has done the same for zoro). points at thriller bark again one of zoro's most impactful moments in the story is about protecting luffy, even.
but luffy does worry about him too! he's shown reacting to zoro getting hurt the few times it happens in his presence:
plus - after zoro momentarily stops kaido and big mom's conquest of the sea (taking the brunt of it by himself/redirecting it? the panels are a bit confusing to me but otherwise luffy and the rest would've looked injured from that particular blast imo), which leaves him pretty wounded as law later points out, luffy's already angrily going after kaido
I love this arc.
#zolu#tp#yknow that quote that's used for ships a lot like#'you save everyone but who saves you?' or smth along those lines#it's probably nowhere near related to this particular context but. makes me insane to think of zoro's protectiveness toward luffy this way#once more: I love them#I know we're in egghead rn but wano. man. wano zolu was so good#there's also hm. smth really curious to me abt how they both kinda....died in this arc when neither of them was there to see it#idk. felt a little deliberate. they wouldn't have reacted well to either events that's for sure#jay reads op
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rereading the hivebent commentary makes me so annoyed that people are never really willing to analyze the actual effects that alternian culture clearly had on every troll, especially the highbloods. pretty much the only troll who ever actually gets taken in the context of her upbringing is vriska.
no one ever seems willing to think about the character arcs of trolls like equius and terezi, who are also bluebloods with extremely hypocritical and toxic understandings of the people around them-- equius is boiled down to a gross creep who is just like that naturally and definitely didn't get it from his society in any way, whilst terezi is scrubbed of virtually all her flaws and turned into a strange sort of based love interest character who is all about being gay and too cool to be tricked by any of the alternian propaganda. quadrants? classism? how silly! terezi would never believe in stupid shit like that. she's quirky! and GAY!
despite the fact that equius and terezi both obviously have much, much more to their personalities than that-- and the alternian empire is informing way more dangerous things about these kid's beliefs than "kiss annoying people".
#hsmeta#op#terezi wants to be a cop and views herself as responsible for vriska BECAUSE OF HER HYPOCRITICAL IDEAS OF JUSTICE#shes NOT just obsessed with dealing with vriska because shes interested in her she has weird freak codependency because her COP HYPOCRISY#she is also gay for vriska but thats part of the Turmoil. thats part of her struggle with her need to kill vriska.#terezi thinks shes Holier Than Everyone and that shes the only one who can kill vriska w/o it being petty revenge#ignoring that she's actually the one with more emotional investment in vriska than ANYBODY#man there are so many interesting things to say about terezi but everyone is too busy making her the mouthpiece for their Woke Takes#bcuz they actually think terezi is woke. and not a deeply confused and distraught girl with more issues than bones#i also like equius but ive made posts abt him before. lol#homestuck#i could talk about eridan and feferi and gamzee too actually#and how i rarely ever see anyone talk about them In The Context Of Alternia. its always just oh well they did a bad thing that annoyed me.#vriska gets hundreds of thousands of pages of discourse into why alternia and her upbringing affected her actions but nobody else does#idk. i went on for too long in these tags already LOL#btw the inspo for this post was my lovely partner as usual 💫
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So like. I played inquisiton as my first dragon age game yeah? And when you don't load a world state in, the default Hawke is a male Hawke (mage I think? Or maybe it was warrior sorry I don't remember) who didn't romance anyone.
So like. I was doing (or getting ready to do I guess) here lies the abyss, and there's this scene between Varric and Hawke which I'm assuming only occurs when Hawke is unromanced cause I havent gotten it since. And I cannot for the life of me remember what they were saying, but I very vividly remember seeing the two of them chilling outside the war room and went "oh so they're fucking. They're gay they've gotta be. Do I need to give them space? I feel like I'm intruding in a private moment damn"
Anyways for a good while I was convinced varric and Hawke were gay lovers and that's why Varric was Like That about him. I then left Hawke in the fade to create the true doomed yaoi or whatever. First playthrough was crazy
#dragon age#varrichawke#hawke dragon age#varric tethras#i need to make a hawke that's in love with varric man#i think about this constantly btw. cant believe i pinned their dynamic with 0 context about their stories#i didnt even realize hawke WAS a previous protagonist when i got to that scene!!! i was just like 'ah. they fucked'#varric's homoeroticism for his best friend transcends all#hes so down bad for hawke that someone with no clue about ANYTHING about their dynamic can pin it down#sorry i still think this is funny#my first dai run was. something.#also the default warden is mahariel i think#or was it tabris? idk she sacrificed herself#go girl!!!
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something that is like the baseline of amys entire character to me is that shes lonely. shes clingy and physically affectionate in a way none of her friends really are, shes always getting pushed aside and left behind. yeah, she helps out people she doesnt know because shes a nice person, but also, she sees part of herself in them. she wont leave someone else behind because she knows the feeling —and more importantly, hates the feeling. if she doesnt have somebody to stand by her and be there for her, then shes going to be that person for everybody else. something something her obsession with sonic is really just like a manifestation of that desire for closeness with someone, and she thinks that romance is the only way to get that. idk... this hedgehog can have so many abandonment issues.
#me posts#amy rose#sth#sonic the hedgehog#and this is not to say at all that romance is the only way to have 'real' love or anything#just that yknow part of her breaking free of that would also be realizing that she just wants closeness with someone and it doesnt-#-have to be romantic#aroace amy could fit this i suppose and she just doesnt know it yknow. thats not my hc but i support their beliefs if that makes sense#she wants to be loved and she wants to love and she doesnt really get a big outlet for that so she shares it with everyone she sees#also i didnt wanna jam up the post but GAMMA!! this is partially abt gamma she helps him find out how to love and how to find joy in it-#-bc its what she wants for herself. she sees him and sees how completely alone he is and she wants to help him. idk idk something something#-when she was locked in the cell she saw part of herself staring back at her#gamma parallels to amy is SLEPT ON i stg i could make a whole other post about it#idk.. whenever im writing amy or just thinking abt how shed interact with others its always from the lens that she craves closeness with-#-others. she wants people to just stay for once.#does this make any sense. idk man im rambling here#my worst nightmare is characterizing her wrong its such a fine line and sometimes the words do not come out of my brain right#btw this is NOT me dissing amy i love amy. she is like top three favorite character.#important context: im typing this with amy firefox theme rn ok. ok im an amy fan.#she points at the minimize button like shes telling me to log off#jesus christ i just scrolled back up i love to put a whole other post in the notes dont i
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So I'm like, utterly obsessed with MK and Wukong's relationship, because it's like, Wukong has borderline unreasonable faith in MK and MK is willing to put pretty much anything on the line for Wukong (risking the curse being released in 4x02, ready to "meet his fate" FOR him in 4x13), yet MK is also purposefully ignoring SWK's mistakes/flaws and thinking in binaries of "good guy" and "bad guy". And at this point I'm not sure what they wouldn't do for each other, or where is too far to go for each other, and let me tell you girl it's edging on unhealthy.
#I am so enthralled with this dynamic#I got to say#THEY ARE WALKING TO THE BRINK#And then they'll walk back#BUT RN. OH MAN.#When the thing that is a virtue in one context is a vice in another#Is anyone ready for my ''SWK and MK are kinda like Rose Quartz and Steven if Rose was alive to face her mistakes'' take.#Because. WOOF. Steven and RQ had such a fascinating relationship. Like. One of the my favs in media.#And every time MK is hurt by Wukong or see's how Wukong has hurt someone else I'm like. MAN. OH BOY OH BOY#And yet he still loves that monkey unconditionally and Wukong loves HIM unconditionally and I'm like#Going to throw up#And idk throw a SWK V MK fight somewhere in here and it is just the worst soup#I am rubbing my hands together#But I am a tragedy enjoyer it's true#Me: ''Oh fuck. Azure died before he could make the world a better place :'( ''#Also Me: ''Oh fuck. Azure died before he could make the world a better place >:) ''#lmk#lego monkie kid#lmk rant#imp tag
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I’ve rewatched gravity falls and am hyperfixating on fairly odd parents: a new wish (specifically peri) so this godless creation has been made uhhh kill me anyways perill
#fop a new wish#a new wish#fairly oddparents a new wish#fairly oddparents#peri fairly oddparents#fop#fop peri#peri fairywinkle cosma#fop au#Kind of?#idk man#gravity falls#bill cipher#peri fop#periwinkle#kill me !!!!#I’m going to draw him more 🤩🤩#THIS HAS 0 CONTEXT OR LORE ILL THINK OF SOMETHING#SPARE ME PLEASE#ITS ALSO KINDA SHIT#SINCE ITS 2AM#Perill 🤌🤌#He’s gay#gay squared#Uhhh I’ll make a better design soon#Uhh#uhm#uhhh#I love gay fairy man
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