#there’s all different types too with different stuff in it and different spices and spice levels

[loki-zen]

tell you what u guys need to get bombay mix in america

[waterdeepwife]

Gale Domestic Headcanons

Pairing: Gale x Fem! Reader

Warnings: Gale and Tav/Reader are married, both negative and positive headcanons of loving this nerd, typos, NSFW INCLUDED AT THE END, Gale loves you so very much, I think that’s all?

Living with Gale in his tower definitely takes some getting used to. Especially for him since he is so used to being alone, but he also has to help you adjust to him and his domestic habits.

Bossy- I can definitely see Gale being a little bossy when you first move in together, but only when it comes to where stuff goes. He has a chaotic system and he knows where everything goes, so why are you trying to move stuff around? No he doesn’t want all the potion bottles in the same section, they are separate based on size and what he uses them for.

He tells you where everything goes and expects you to just get used to his system. Even when it’s a mess and things are where they shouldn’t be. Which leads me to my next point…

Messy- Gale is messy. Books, potions and magical artifacts are everywhere. There’s a stack of books in the bathroom. Old potions sitting among the spices in the kitchen. A glowing, strange looking magical item sitting on the night stand. No, don’t move it he wants it there.

I can see him being the type of guy that leaves piles of clothes everywhere, he hates doing laundry and would rather magic them clean and away when it gets too much. Laundry would definitely be one of your chores in the tower.

I think dishes would be a shared chore. As he often has half empty cups of tea or water, and even glasses of wine EVERYWHERE. Especially stacked up in his study, if you just finished dishes and he brings more in. Gale will give you a sheepish look and says he will handle it.

Work Habits- Gale loves you and would never fully ignore you, but he can get wrapped up in his work. Both from research as a wizard and also papers to grade as a professor. All of these things can make him come to bet later then you’d like him too. I feel like this if the biggest ‘flaw’ he actively tried to change, or balance out. If Gale sees you sad or missing him he will find ways to fix the issue. Do you like to sleep in the mornings? He will get early get some work done, then go make breakfast for you to wake up to. If you are an early bird? He will wake up with you, spend all morning with you and giving you attention before going to work.

Cooking- I don’t think Gale would want to share the ‘chore’ of cooking. LET HIM COOK FOR YOU. I feel like this can go along with his bossy and pompous attitude, he knows what he is doing. He knows what he likes and what you like, so just let him pamper you. Feeding you is another one of Gale’s love languages. He thinks he is the best damn cook in the world, next to his mother of course. If you pout enough he will let you help him make dinner, but he still wants to do most of the work.

Provider- Gale is completely devoted to you, he loves you and wants to show you how much he loves you. Now this can come in different forms depending on the marriage you want with him. He can be the ‘breadwinner’ and you can stay home, or you can both be the breadwinner. I think Gale would favor being the breadwinner because he can spoil you and come home to you, but if you want something different he is happy to adjust. I don’t think he’d ever be the stay at home type, because he truly does love teaching the kiddos, and I think he’d get bored.

Gale was rich before you met him, so money will never be an issue for you guys. Which is why he offers to let you stay home if you wish, but he just wants you happy. He isn’t the type of man to be “this is my money!” No it’s money he is bringing home to you, to support and care for you. So he gives you free rein, unless you have spending problem (like me lmao), then he will be a bit more active in controlling finances.

He loves you, but do you really need three different versions of the same thing? (Like dresses, jewelry, or whatever you are into idk).

Affectionate- Gale is very affectionate, and that only amplifies when you two settle down. He always gives you kisses everywhere; lips, forehead, cheek, hand, and even neck when he tries to get you riled up. Hugs every time he sees you, even picking you up and spinning you around for a moment. Gale’s favorite thing is when you are in the sitting room, your legs in his lap as he reads to you with the fire crackling.

Obviously he will respect your personal space, whenever you need it. Especially if you need some time alone, he understands. Gale prefers to be together all the time, but he knows you need breaks sometimes.

Considerate- As soon as you accept his proposal he is already planning things back in Waterdeep. He wants to make sure you feel right at home as soon you walk in! As you two begin the journey to Waterdeep, Gale puts his plans in action without you even knowing! It’s supposed to be a surprise! When you finally get to his tower you find that some of things has been moved to make room for your things! In the closet in the bedroom is some dresses/clothes that is exactly your style. Gale knows you, what you like, and how you like to dress. He feels so proud of himself when he sees how happy you are! When you ask him how he did it he simply says “magic!” And refuses to explain further.

Spoiler alert: the visits from Tara weren’t just visits, Gale was asking her and his mother to help make preparations for you.

NSFW BELOW.

Sex is almost daily. Now that you are in the privacy of his tower he will have his fill of you every day. Gale wants to make you scream his name, since you had to be quiet back during your adventure.

He still takes his time, reminding you how beautiful you are, how much he loves you, and how lucky he is that you’re his wife now. Gale goes slow and passionate the first night in his tower, knowing there we a thousand more nights of love making to come.

Loves to have sleepy morning sex with you, but sometimes he also just loves to please you with his hands or tongue. I can see you two lying together cuddled up in bed, your hand slowly stroking his cock and his lazily pumps his long fingers in and out of your wet pussy.

You will always come before him, he refuses to let himself come until you do. You are his wife, his everything, your pleasure comes first.

Gale has fucked you everywhere in the tower in every position. Missionary in the bedroom, bent over his desk in the study, riding him in the bathtub, having duplicates of himself pleasuring you on the balcony. He’s dry humped you in the sitting room, you’ve palmed his clothed erection while he cooks dinner.

Begs to eat your pussy every night, even if you’re not up full blown loving making. Your sweet juice is his dessert. If you tell him no he will understand and not push it further, he is a respectful pussy addict.

[impishjesters]

Hello!! I saw your post for K-pop demon hunters and I was wondering if you would write something for baby saja?

Maybe just how him and reader meet at the market. I give full creative control I don’t usually do request so not sure what to ask. But I love you works and the way you write! Thank you if you don’t do this it’s chill <3

Meeting Baby Saja at the store

CW(s): none A/N: I went into writing so confidently and immediately crashed out, this isn't great, but I'm still gonna post it ;w; Also my brain forgot how to English and I mistook market as store, I'm pretty sure you meant when the Saja boys first showed up (like in the gif), my bad...

If someone told you that your sudden trip to the nearest store would result in you getting to meet one of the Saja boys, you’d have called them a liar. What would one of them be doing here?

Shopping, of course. It’s a store…

And if that person said that a Saja boy would take an interest in you? You’d call them delusional.

What you didn’t expect was for it to be Baby. At first, you almost didn’t even recognize him with the hood pulled up over his head and the colour palette change in his clothing. And by the looks of things, he was struggling to pick between several different types of ramyeon.

Trying not to be a creep about it, you watch Baby struggle, his eye twitching like he’s trying to contain his irritation. You take a quick glance around and find the aisle empty aside from the two of you, and in the hardest attempt to stay completely normal, you approach him.

Too invested in the packs of ramyeon in front of him, Baby doesn’t seem to notice your approach until you clear your throat to catch his attention. Any hints of irritation on his face are immediately gone, and that iconic, cute baby face smile is directed at you. His mouth opens to greet you, but you’re faster and point at the packs of ramyeon in his hands.

“If you’re looking for spicy ramyeon, that one’s not very spicy. I suggest this one.”

Baby watches closely as you grab a different pack of ramyeon from the shelf and hold it out to him. “You like spicy stuff, right?” It’s a dumb question, you know he does. You’ve seen the hot sauce chugging contest the Saja boys took part in. Even thinking about it gives you heartburn… eugh…

“Mhm.” He hums in reply, the deep tone sending chills down your spine, and returns the packs in his hand to the shelf before taking the one from your hand. “I don’t think I’ve tried this one before.” Baby eyes the packaging before turning his attention back to you.

You swallow almost nervously, struggling to maintain eye contact before using the packs of ramyeon as a distraction. “Aha! Yeah, there are so many brands.” You chuckle nervously, eyes scanning the packets before you grab another one. “I’ve heard this brand is good too.”

Unseen to you, the corner of Baby’s mouth turns up slightly, a brief smirk on his mouth before it disappears into his usual cutesy smile. “Oh? Do you like spicy stuff too?” He asks, leaning closer to you, almost shoulder to shoulder as he eyes the brand in your hand.

He watches your nose scrunch up cutely at the question, telling him all he needed to know.

“I don’t hate it.” You murmur, having yet to process how close the idol is to you. “My spice tolerance is fairly low… I get heartburn.” You confess.

Baby lets out a small snicker too close to your ear, and that’s when you realize just how close he is. He watches you death grip the poor ramyeon in your hand, plastic crinkling just barely loud enough to cover up the sound of you breaking the brick of noodles. Just as quick as before, the smirk comes and goes.

He’s had fans act similarly before, but on a much grander scale. Other people would’ve come up to him, asking for photos or autographs—which was okay—before quickly getting on his nerves. Baby doesn’t remember fans getting on his nerves in the past, but you? He can smell the excitement and anxiety just rolling off of you, and he can’t help but almost commend your strength to try and play it cool.

Which you’re failing to do, truthfully…

Deciding to play nice, Baby takes the now broken pack of ramyeon from your hand and gives the pack a gentle wiggle. The two halves of noodles cause the bag to flop slightly with each movement. “Any other good ones?”

You cringe at the noise the package makes, a pang of guilt hitting you at the broken noodles. At least it’s still edible. Thankful for the breathing room, your shoulders relaxed a little more at the question, grateful to pass over this embarrassing little moment. “Oh, um…”

Turning your attention back to the various brands of ramyeon, you idly point out a few that were supposedly good. “People on social media seem to agree that this one is super spicy. There’s a trend of people trying to use the whole sauce packet without needing cheese or milk to try and combat the spice.” You cringe again, staring at the package. “Which is pretty stupid in my opinion, I don’t see the fun in feeling like you’re dying from spicy foods.” You quietly tack on.

Baby’s shoulders briefly rise up and down with a silent laugh before tossing the two packs of ramyeons he had in his hands into your empty basket. He watches your eyes quickly focus on the basket before looking up at him, and he gives you a quick pout. “I didn’t grab a basket, I’ll buy it. Promise.” In truth, Baby tossed the items into your basket as an excuse to keep you close by; you’ve caught his interest after all.

He watches you scrunch your nose cutely again and quickly plucks a few of the rameyons you recommended and tosses them into the basket to avoid letting you try to get away, not that it seemed like you would.

You fight the urge to roll your eyes for some reason, a small smile finding its way on your lips. “Fine…”

Baby grabs a few other packs of noodles in varying spice levels and tosses them into your basket; you can only assume it’s for the other Saja boys. He throws in a pack of ramyeon that on the surface doesn’t look spicy, but you know better, and there’s a sneaking suspicion that’s the intention.

You almost feel bad for whoever eats those. Almost.

Not wanting to part just yet, Baby quickly pulls together a plan to borrow more of your time. He places his arm behind your back, just shy of touching you, as he gently herds you to start walking. “Mind helping me find a few other snacks?”

[vampsired]

Random things about JJK characters

cast ᯓ✦: gojo, geto, shoko, nanami, haibara, utahime. BOLD = favs

GOJO SATORU

1. Will interrupt you with the loudest ‘WHAT?’ if he couldn’t hear the start of whatever you were saying.

2. Chokes on food and drink too many times to count

3. Has a violent pollen and dust allergy but still loves flowers and is the first to go headfirst into old dusty places (twin)

4. His jokes almost always fail… horribly

5. Sun burns easily

6. Doesn’t know how sit like a normal human being and hates sitting still for too long; just asks to go to the bathroom to get a lil stroll in

7. Addicted to sweet stuff

8. Gets everyone sick when he’s sick, but always denies it

9. Hates silence, he’s mr yapper #1 - (haibara is #2)

10. Whenever he gets a crush or a slight interest in anyone, it’s everyone’s problem and everyone has to hear about it

11. Violently extroverted and the biggest hypocrite you have ever met

GETO SUGURU

1. Tackles people as a form of bonding and he loves poking people bc he knows it hurts

2. Laughs a little too hard at jokes Gojo makes which were not funny at all so he doesn’t feel bad

3. Smacks his hair into peoples faces whenever he goes to redo his bun

4. Thinks different hair textures and types are so cool

5. Owns an electric guitar (rockstar geto🥴)

6. Defo wants to own a motorcycle or alr has one

7. Obsessed with horror movies that it’s almost borderline worrying

8. Loves breakfast foods

9. Can sleep anywhere, no matter the surface or what going on around him

10. Gives the stankest side eye whenever someone comments on his bangs

11. Has a very good spice tolerance ~ puts hot sauce on everything

SHOKO IEIRI

1. Notorious for eye-rolling

2. Loves medical shows and cackles whenever someone (namely gojo) gets disgusted by the portrayal of organs

3. Hates cooking

4. Complains about having a dry throat worried she might’ve contracted a cold while smoking right infront you

5. Can’t nap unless she’s extremely tired, like she can’t nap until her body is borderline shutting down (same)

6. Always says she’s going to stop smoking, stop eating junk food, stop having energy drinks, stop ordering out - but never sticks to it

7. Trips over stuff constantly and stubbed her toe alot

8. Has a obsession with minture stuff

9. If she wears makeup, she always removes it off her mole and quite likes even tho she was told to remove it when she got older (she never did <3)

10. Yells at the TV whenever something she’s watching annoys her

11. Giggles at the nude medical diagrams in textbooks

NANAMI KENTO

1. Absolutely loves the smell of books

2. Has prescribed glasses for reading and writing but doesn’t wear them unless he’s by himself

3. Knows cool random facts

4. Hates when people touch his face

5. Doesn’t particularly like hugs unless it’s from someone he likes

6. Loves cats

7. Very peculiar about shoes

8. Enjoys poetry and horror mangas (exchanges mangas with suguru)

9. Very talented at drawing, haibara always asks him for help to draw little stuff on cards or to show him how draw small things on his book in class when it’s boring

10. Absolutely hates liars. When people drag on jokes with lies for a little longer than needed; he hates that too

11. Hums sometimes and gets v embarrassed when he’s caught + he tells no one his music taste, haibara probs noticed it tho

HAIBARA YU

1. Very passionate about Spider-Man (me too bro) - loves Miles

2. Cuddles with a stuffy or pillow whenever sleeping/napping

3. Hates long car rides because he feels cramped

4. Day dreams with his eyes wideee open

5. Whenever he wears socks on wooden floors he’ll slip atleast once

6. His eyebrows furrow whenever he’s thinking

7. He’s such a bad liar, it’s acc so funny bc he can’t contain smirking

8. Accidentally wears mismatched socks and some teachers sanctioned him for it

9. Quotes well known saying wrong

10. Always is dropping his pens trying to spin them in his fingers like nanami can, but can’t rlly get the hang of it

11. Loves juice, his favourite is mango and apple juice. He doesn’t really care for orange juice.

UTAHIME IORI

1. Plays with the ends of her hair a lot of the time

2. Always cold

3. The worst person to send notes to because she makes it so obvious

4. Has beautiful handwriting

5. Is very bad at understanding sarcasm and also gets very mad when sarcasm is used to point out a stupid question

6. Scared of dogs IRL but loves watching cute dog videos

7. Violently dances to girly songs

8. Loves hugging her girl friends for a long time, find it awkward to hug guy friends in general but doesn’t mind it

9. Jumps up and down and air punches when describing a situation which annoyed her. (realll)

10. Dress to Impress fiend alongside Gojo and Haibara, (Suguru helps Gojo, and Nanami helps Haibara ~ however they both dont like the game but have good opinions)

11. Is the type to get irrationally mad at that one friend who purposely gets them mad (Gojo)

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[revelboo]

I've seen people talk about waiting impatiently for another chapter of a story. I've never actually experienced it myself until now.

I just want you to know that these little posts about Starscream and the little human are my first experience actually setting my tumblr to alert me when someone posts and then frantically scrolling to read it lol.

Your writing is phenomenal and I love the physical descriptions you use for sensory type stuff. Just..... BRAVO!

I genuinely get a jolt of endorphins with each post!

And I hope you are doing well and having a nice day!

Awww, thank you! I’m glad you like my nonsense! Starscream’s pretty fun to write.

Everything is Alright Pt 18

Starscream x Reader

• Venting loudly, he tips his head back against his berth. Can feel you still staring at him anyway, but he doesn’t look. Doesn’t need to see those pleading eyes, because his resolve will crumble. Just needs this contact, the warmth of your small form and the steady drum of your heart to ground himself. To prove you’re really okay. “No,” he growls, the word a firm warning that he couples with a gentle, but firm warning tap of a servo to the back of your head. “If you’d run into anyone smarter, you wouldn’t have survived.”

• Something he really doesn’t want to think about, but that his processor is delighting in torturing him with. You’re just so fragile. Breakable. With any luck, Scrapper immediately forgot all about seeing a human. With how many blows to the helm the mech has taken over the decades, his processor isn’t the most reliable. It’s honestly amazing he remembers his own name sometimes. “The cassettes kept me safe,” you protest, pushing up and he immediately pins you flat again under his palm. The cassettes. Why exactly you think they’re safe, he’s not sure. They certainly tossed you right at him on sight to save themselves. Denta working, he shutters his optics to keep from snarling. He’s not jealous of the fact that you seem to like their company. Of course not.

• He’s not sleeping or whatever passes for it in Cybertronians, just ignoring your protests. The hand laying across your lower body to keep you in place isn’t still. One single servo slides over the back of your head down between your shoulder blades again and again. Stroking almost absentmindedly, but it still slowly drains the tension out of you. And him, too you’re pretty sure. Cheek laying against him, you can feel the thrum of whatever it is inside him and smell him, a spiced scent with a metallic bite. Not unpleasant, just different.

• Blowing out a frustrated breath, you swallow a groan. You were so sure the cassettes are your get out of jail free card. Or at least, a day pass from spending the time he’s out and about doing whatever his alien robot job entails staring at the walls of his quarters alone. Pestering is just likely to make him angry and you don’t want to ruin this fragile peace. Or try to figure out what exactly you are to him, because it’s unlikely to make you feel better. And that brings you back to the look that has been on his face. That violent fury that had just fallen away because you were okay. He’d been worried. Maybe even terrified. And it makes your heart ache.

• He’s told you that he’s the second in command before while grumbling about his leader, this Megatron with a mix of sneering revulsion and an uneasy fear that’s only betrayed by his wings. What you know about the Decepticons is pretty sketchy at best, but you get the distinct impression that being second in command isn’t exactly glamorous. Maybe more like others constantly gunning for his spot by any means necessary. Which almost makes a sort of sense. If you are seen as a weakness of his, you might be targeted. It might be safer to be kept a secret. And trapped in his quarters for your own safety. Even if you hate it, you never want to see that stark fear on his face again.

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[delaware-lemme-smash]

Sfw and nsfw HCs Poly relationship of Bakugou and Kirishima with their female reader?

An explosive combination!

Characters: Bakugou Katsuki/DynaMight, Kirishima Eijirou/Red Riot

Contents: poly!relationship, feminine pet names, afab reader, nsfw, oral, biting,

Bakugou Katsuki/DynaMight & Kirishima Eijirou/Red Riot

SFW

I'm going to go ahead and give Kirishima the credit for getting this little throuple together, because there's no damn way it was Bakugou. He's too hot-headed and there are too many feelings involved in the whole thing for him to sit down and think it through. Especially if there's been some jealousy and some miscommunications in the run-up to The Discussion.

So it was basically you and Kirishima who approached Bakugou and suggested giving the whole polyamory thing a try.

For a few minutes he just squints at the two of you, trying to work out if he should be pissed off or not. You wanna date him and Kirishima. What the hell, are you trying to say he's not enough for you?! Wait, but doesn't this mean he gets what he wants and he doesn't have to watch Kirishima mope around like some kind of boulder puppy?

Once he's done working through the Five Stages of Whatever, he turns a wicked grin on you.

"You think you need two guys to keep you satisfied? We'll see about that. Don't you dare underestimate me!"

"Dude, chill, it's not a contest," Kirishima says, trying to calm him down.

"Yeah? Sounds like loser talk to me."

And that was how your relationship started.

Given their busy schedules as Pro Heroes, it's likely you all live together to split the household chores and just to get an opportunity to see each other between missions and patrols. Bakugou had the nicest, largest place (and probably Kirishima already as a roommate), so it made sense for you to all move into his apartment. Something he bitched uproariously about, even though he knew it was logical and he actually wanted it too. Being pissy is like a reflex for him.

You got a nice big bed for the three of you. Bakugou rigidly enforces "his side", even if he's out on a night patrol. He grouches that your big head has deflated his pillow if you slept on his side. (And proceeds to shove his face in said pillow the next time he sleeps, 'cause it smells like you now.) You don't get a "side" per se, because your place is in the middle, the filling in the muscle sandwich.

Kirishima's the biggest cuddler, but don't let Bakugou convince you he's not almost as bad. He is, and he'll get moody if you point it out. Let him keep his delusions.

Kirishima wants you to wear his clothes. Those cute sleep sets you keep buying? Mysteriously disappeared (hidden in the linen closet). In their place? A bunch of oversized, faded Crimson Riot or "manly" t-shirts for you to wear to bed. Bakugou might get in on the action and chuck in some of his skull or Deep Dope shirts. Take the hint.

Bakugou's standard of cleanliness is higher than yours or Kirishima's. He's not the type to set up a cleaning rota and shifts though (Iida-like behaviour). He just blows a fuse and attacks it all at once. You'll come home to a spotless apartment and a fuming Bakugou in the kitchen, scrubbing the dishes. Picture Explosion Murder God: DynaMight in a pair of yellow rubber gloves.

He has different reactions to mess for you or Kirishima. If he finds Kirishima's socks on the bedroom floor, he'll ball them up and toss them as his friend's head. "Pick up after yourself, rockbrain." If they're yours, he'll still throw them at Kirishima's head, but address you instead: "Don't be so fucking lazy, babe."

I'd say all of you are fairly decent in the cooking department, but Bakugou's irrepressible competitive streak always gives him the edge. The stuff he cooks always looks the best, but he leans into his spices a little too much. A little too hot saucy. Kirishima can only really do basic stuff, but he knows all the good takeout places in the city—Fatgum showed him.

Movie nights are usually action movies. Wanna watch something different for once? Yell louder than the boys.

When it comes to gifts, Kirishima's are the cute and heartfelt, whereas Bakugou's tend to be cool, flashy, and expensive.

There's fitness equipment cluttering up what used to be Kirishima's room, and loads of tubs of whey protein and bulking powder in the kitchen. The guys are fitness freaks.

You're definitely a little spoiled. You just have to even vaguely move in the direction of the couch and there'll be someone grabbing your hips, pulling you down into their lap. It's a rare occasion when you sit on an actual chair.

NSFW

Oh, boy.

Let's begin by stating that, yes, your sex life is off-the-charts amazing. Bakugou and Kirishima are both young, strong, red-blooded guys with big personalities and dangerous jobs. There's a lot of testosterone, a lot of adrenaline, and a lot of man to go around. Their libidos are insane.

At the start of the relationship, sex tends to be a one-on-one kind of thing. You and Bakugou. You and Kirishima. But one thing led to another, and... Well, actually, Bakugou heard all those cute little noises Kirishima was drawing out of you in the bedroom, and he didn't feel like sitting in the living room playing video games anymore. Bakugou stalked into the bedroom, stripping off his shirt and growling that he wasn't gonna sit there like a cuck. It tends to be a group activity now.

You get groped. A lot.

As aforementioned, you'll be sitting on Bakugou or Kirishima's lap, and their hand will slide up to get a soft handful of titty, massaging it lightly through the fabric of your shirt. Bakugou in particular likes to slide one of his hands into your panties and just let it rest there, his calloused fingertip playing idly with your clit while he's watching a movie or an All Might documentary. When you start squeaking, it's time to hit pause, toss you over his shoulder, and take you to the bedroom, Kirishima whistling casually as he follows.

Trying to get from the bathroom to the bedroom after a shower is like running a gauntlet. When you're warm and dewy and smelling all fruity, it's like catnip to your boyfriends. You dodge Bakugou's casual swipe from the couch, gripping your towel as you almost make it to the bedroom. Only for Kirishima to block the doorway, grinning like a shark.

"Heeey, babe. Goin' somewhere?"

When you step back, you bump up against Bakugou's chest, who has silently crept up behind you. Great, now you're gonna need another shower by the time they're done.

Kirishima likes to bite. He's extra careful 'cause of his sharp teeth, but he likes to leave imprints on the fat of your inner thighs, biting down just enough to give you an exciting little pinch.

Bakugou's big on oral. He likes clamping your thighs around his head, his pulse racing in his ears while he lashes your clit with his tongue, sucking aggressively. He makes a lot of aggressive grunts and growls when he goes down on you, sounding like he's actually hungry. He doesn't stop until you're slippery wet after a couple orgasms, and he emerges wild-eyed, panting, his mouth and chin dripping with you.

Kirishima's a bit more versatile in bed. He can do the fun, loud sex that has you bouncing on the mattress, or the slow, intense, romantic sex where you're staring into each other's eyes.

Bakugou fucks. He bends you like a pretzel, hitting it hard and deep, his hands curled into fists either side of your head so he doesn't accidentally set off any explosions. Sex with him is hot, hard, sweaty, and primal. He's the one that gets you screaming (along with the ensuing noise complaints), biting, and clawing. He wears your nail drag marks with smug pride.

I hope you guys got that bed on a warranty, because their competitive streak follows you into the bedroom too. They keep a tally of who made you come and how many times before you tap out.

[ablobwhowrites]

random cookie y/n stuff

Imagine a popular band lead singer y/n cookie like they are the nicest person who you could meet and type of songs they have is basically metal or rock music but they love to meet fans even during breaks. Metal singer y/n cookie just dressed up and down looking like they'd kill someone but if a fan comes up and asks for a picture just then changing moods immediately and is excited to see their fans and autograph stuff and even gets their band to come over to do pictures if they want too.

metal singer y/n cookie: *spacing out and their resting face looking like they are about to murder a cookie in a second*

Nervous fan cookie: "e-excuse me, Y/n cookie could you sign my poster of you?"

Metal singer y/n after snapping out of it: "Oh my goodness! Of course! Oh my old poster from my first concert! Hey why don't I get the whole band here, I bet they'd love to sign a fans poster especially one this well kept!"

Imagining a singer y/n cookie that's similar to laufey in singing and just imagining them always looking amazing and always trying to interact with fans on stage and off like metal singer y/n cookie. Like when they have concerts they put their all into it and they got cookies sobbing from the songs they sing and all their merch and stuff are just gone off shelves and online as well as tickets the moment they go up and I just love to imagine shadow milk cookie trying to reserve tickets to the concerts but are sold out immediately and bro just crashes out but all the other beats and ancients got their tickets, burning spice cookie got his cause nutmeg tiger cookie got two before they sold out.

*singer y/n finishing their heart breaking song number*

Nutmeg tiger cookie: "that song was amazing, how did you like it- burning spice cookie?"

*burning spice cookie gripping the railing and tears run down his face as he stares down y/n cookie.* "If I hear another cookie interrupt one of my favorite songs from y/n cookie, I'm finding that cookie and crumbling them."

Last but not least, boy band y/n cookie. Y/n is the most popular of the group but always try to include his other partners but does get overwhelmed sometimes cause of how many fans he has. My boy has seen so many edits of him on ever social with so many fan accounts, y/n's merch is as well sold out most of the time and sometimes y/n just says hi to random cookies while on stage kinda like that one video of someone saying the one with a pink hoodie with a heart and the person starts screaming saying I love you, it's basically that with boys band y/n cookie. And y/n loves making his and his bands fans day.

Muscle Cookie: "this is the best day of my life, I don't know how it'll get even better. Thanks for taking me to one of my favorite bands concerts for my birthday, Chili Pepper Cookie, Ninja Cookie."

Boy band y/n cookie; "Love your here, the buff cookie in the top second row in our merch shirt!"

Muscle Cookie screaming: "OH MY WITCHES, HE NOTICED ME, HE NOTICED ME! I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU Y/N COOKIE!!"

Plus love to think if any of the singer y/n cookies have a collab with different kinds of music cookie they all have different reactions to it. Just imagining Popping Candy Cookie being so excited to see basically the top cookie in the idol band stuff and being so excited to collab with the y/n. Just Popping Candy Cookie having a selfie pic with y/n save on his phone.

(Every romantic cookie has a different freak out when y/n does this, but the worse one is Black forest cookie cause she will tweak out cause she believes that y/n is her husband and second is Twizzly Gummy Cookie and Shadow Milk Cookie. The small cookies just know y/n as famous and think it's cool.)

(anyway that's it for my yapping session today. If you want more please don't be shy and request any ideas for stories or y/n's! But for now please stay safe and drink water!)

[askfriskandcompany]

THAT’S THE THING.,,, ImVE DONE IT TWICE USING LIKE. A TEASPOON AND STEEPIJG FOR LIKE 7 MINUTES

BUT IT BARLEY TASTES LIKE ANYTHINF. IDK WHAT TO DO SAVE ME TRASH QUEEN

Dang dude, I'm feeling a bit like Customer Service for tea.

So it's hard to say without knowing exactly what's going on over there. There are several possibilities. Here are a few.

You haven't been using hot enough water. Different types of teas have different recommended temperatures for steeping. You can probably look up the specifics if you need. Black Teas need hotter water than Green or White teas. Green and White teas are more delicate.

You got a very delicate type of tea and you aren't used to it.

Your tea leaves are really old. Teas lose their flavor after a while if you just throw them in a drawer and forget they exist. Keeping them in a sealed container helps them last longer but even then they'll eventually lose their flavor given enough time. It's the same with most spices and stuff.

You're too used to coffee, soda, and/or southern sweet teas, which are all much Louder in terms of flavor.

You either have covid or recently had covid and your sense of taste and smell is messed up

You have some other medical condition that dulled your sense of smell, and since a LOT of how tea tastes is actually from the scent, it can leave the tea tasting bland if you can't smell it

You're doing something wrong in some weird and unique way that I couldn't possibly guess without being there to see you make your tea

Hope that helps?

-TQ

[mysteryshoptls]

SR Kalim Al-Asim - Apprentice Chef Vignette

"Master Chef"

[Cafeteria – Judging Venue]

Master Chef ― Kalim Version ～Let’s Make a Spice-laden Biryani 1～

―A short time before cooking starts

Kalim: Chef! Thanks for looking after me today!

Trey: Oh, Kalim, you seem to be in high spirits.

Ghost Chef: That's very true. Were you perhaps looking forward to Master Chef classes?

Kalim: Yeah! Up 'til now, I've always been told to stay away from knives and fire 'cause they're so dangerous.

Kalim: So, I haven't done much cooking before. But today, I got the OK, because there'd be a pro coaching me through it!

Kalim: That's why I'm getting super excited thinking about how I'll finally be able to tackle some real dishes!

Ghost Chef: S-So, you're normally not allowed to use knives or fire? Sounds like you've been brought up in a rather overprotective home.

Ghost Chef: Well, anyway, I'm glad you're excited for this class! I'll also put my all into teaching you.

Ghost Chef: To begin with, I'll explain the dish you'll be making today.

Kalim: I'm gonna make a biryani, right?

Ghost Chef: That's right. Biryani is a rice dish that is cooked with meat and flavored with a variety of spices.

Ghost Chef: Curry and rice are layered on top of each other, and steamed to perfection.

Ghost Chef: It originated as a party dish in higher circles, and is now often eaten during festivals～

Kalim: Sounds great! It's a perfect dish to serve a large gathering.

Trey: Hey, Kalim. There's something I want to ask you…

Trey: You're usually the host of your little shindigs, right? You don't do any of the prep work, normally.

Trey: If that's the case, I feel like you don't really need to learn how to cool…

Kalim: That's true, usually Jamil does everything, so there's really nothing for me to do.

Kalim: But just the other day, I learned that there's a type of feast where the host cooks and serves all the dishes.

Kalim: I think I'd really like to roast and carve up a hunk of meat for everyone!

Trey: I see. So that's why you decided to take the Master Chef course.

Kalim: Yep. I want to learn a bunch of different ways to host and keep my guests happy.

Kalim: Oh yeah, you usually make the sweets for the Heartslabyul tea parties, right?

Kalim: I bet you're great at hosting people, so let me know if you have any secret tips.

Trey: I don't think you'll get much use out of our Unbirthday parties.

Trey: Think of it like a family gathering. It's very different from the type of grand parties you throw with a guest list.

Trey: But let me think… If I could think of one thing, I guess…

Trey: I'd say I usually try not to make any sweets that some folks might end up disliking?

Kalim: Oh, cool! You think about that stuff too?

Kalim: I've always wanted to feed people the stuff that I think taste good…

Kalim: But I get it, there are people who might not like stuff with specific herbs and flavors.

Kalim: Next time I throw a feast, I'll think up a menu that everyone'll love, instead of just picking the fanciest dishes.

Kalim: 'Cause I wanna make sure everyone's enjoying themselves, if I can!

Ghost Chef: Good, good, your guests are the most important thing to think about when hosting, after all.

Ghost Chef: I myself stand in the kitchen every single day just to see those smiling faces of yours.

Ghost Chef: ―Now then, enough chit-chat. Let's get cooking!

[Kitchen]

Ghost Chef: Kalim-kun, we have enough ingredients to make about 3 batches worth. Even if you make a mistake, don't worry too much.

Ghost Chef: Relax, and just enjoy cooking.

Kalim: I got it. Alright, I'm gonna do my best!

Ghost Chef: We'll start with chopping the ingredients. I'll have you cut the ginger, garlic, onions, and tomatoes.

Ghost Chef: First, the tomatoes.

Ghost Chef: Place it stem side down on the cutting board. That'll make it easier to slice.

Kalim: Stem side down… Is this right?

Ghost Chef: Yep! Next, hold the knife in your dominant hand. You'll use your other hand to hold the tomato so it doesn't move on the cutting board.

Ghost Chef: The knife will cut whether you pull it towards you, or push it forward.

Ghost Chef: Instead of putting strength into it, try to move the knife in exaggerated motions.

Kalim: Exaggerated motions…

Kalim: Woah, I cut the tomato in half!

Ghost Chef: Good job, you're doing great～! Keep on cutting just like that.

Ghost Chef: All right, you've finished cutting everything. Then, next up is…

Kalim: Hm? Hey, Chef. There's a bunch of ingredients on the table that we didn't cut up. Are we not using these?

Ghost Chef: Those are the extra ingredients I prepared in case there were any slip ups. You can add any of that extra if you'd like.

Kalim: Really? Then, I'll use everything that's left!

Ghost Chef: Eh, all of it!? That means you'll be using three times the amount of ingredients listed on the recipe.

Ghost Chef: The cooking process will be even more difficult with the added ingredients… Are you sure?

Kalim: Yeah. I feel like the more stuff we add to it, the fuller the guests will be.

Kalim: Oookay, I'm gonna cut up all the extra stuff now!

Ghost Chef: You've finally finished chopping up the additional ingredients. The next step will be to make the key source of the biryani's flavor… The curry!

Ghost Chef: First, we'll heat up some oil in a pan and stir up some green cardamom, cloves, and cinnamon.

Kalim: Got it. …Oh, yeah! Since we increased the ingredients, we should add more spices, too, right?

Ghost Chef: You're right. Since you added three times the number of ingredients, you should add about 3 shakes of each spice…

Kalim: Okay! I'll throw in all the spices!

Ghost Chef: Huh?

[dump spices]

Ghost Chef: (H-H-HE PUT EVERYTHING IN～～～!)

Kalim: Ahahah! With all these ingredients and spices, this'll totally turn out great!

Kalim: Come on, let's keep on cooking!

[Cafeteria – Judging Venue]

Master Chef ― Kalim Version ～Let’s Make a Spice-laden Biryani 2～

Ruggie: Hum de duuum…♪

Ruggie: Ahh～ What luck to get picked as a Master Chef judge, saves me from buyin' food today.

Ruggie: Man, I can't wait. There's somethin' smellin' real good waftin' in from the kitchens...

Ruggie: URGH!!!!

Ruggie: Wh-What's with this overwhelmin' aroma…? Is it spices!? What's goin' on in that kitchen!?

Kalim: Oh, hey, Ruggie! You're my judge, huh.

Kalim: Good timing! I just finished up the biryani you're gonna be eating.

Ruggie: Woah… So, I gotta judge your cooking, huh, Kalim-kun…?

Kalim: Here ya go, dig in.

Ruggie: Dig in… What, like, literally!? There's a whole mountain-load on this plate that it's spilling off!

Ruggie: How many people is this supposed to feed!?

Kalim: Uhhh, well, I used up all the extra ingredients we had left, so… Wait, how many servings is that total?

Kalim: Basically, I made enough to fill a huge pot!

Ruggie: R-Right.

Ruggie: It definitely smells and looks spicy…

Ruggie: But I can't let food go to waste, so… I'm gonna go my best to eat it all!

[bite]

Ruggie: HWEEEEEEEE～～～～ IT'S SPIIIIIIIIICYYYYYYYY!!!!

Ruggie: It's way too hot! What, are you trying to torture me!?

Kalim: H-Huh? I threw in a ton of stuff, hoping it'd be filling, but did I put in too much?

Kalim: …Woah, Ruggie! You're sweating bullets after just one bite of the biryani!?

Kalim: Hmm… Trey did say that I should be thinking of my guest's preferences when feeding them.

Kalim: If this isn't to your taste, I can take back the biryani and make something else…

Ruggie: NO, YOU CAN'T!!!!!!

Ruggie: My policy's that all food presented's gotta be eaten. Even if I gotta take it home, I'll eat everything!

Ruggie: Forgetting the taste for a sec, I like how you made a ton of it, so… It's fine, I'll eat it all!

Kalim: W-Woah. Hey, this is the first time I've ever seen you look so desperate!?

Kalim: I didn't think I could've made something that'd make you have to force yourself to eat it like this…

Kalim: My bad, Ruggie! It's all because I'm not used to cooking…

Ghost Chef: Now, now, enough with the theatrics, both of you! There's no need to be despondent, we just need to remake it.

Kalim: Remake it…? Oh, yeah!

Kalim: If it's not spicy, then you can eat it fine, right!?

Ruggie: Yeah, yeah, that sounds like a great idea!

Kalim: Okay, then, this'll help to lift your spirits, then!

Kalim: But, uh, what should we do to remake it?

Ghost Chef: Hm, let me think― How about this?

[clink]

Ruggie: Whew～ …I'm stuffed! That was good!

Ruggie: But wow, who'd've thunk to try wrapping that spicy biryani rice in an omelet like that?

Ruggie: And also, making a risotto by simmering it in coconut milk? That was surprising.

Ruggie: Kalim-kun, all the dishes you made to fix it were so tasty.

Kalim: Great～! That makes me feel better.

Ruggie: Oh yeah, can I take home the stuff I couldn't finish eating?

Kalim: Of course!

Ruggie: Sheeheehee. Thanks to you remaking it, there's a ton more dishes now, so I should be set on food for a while!

Kalim: …I might've messed up on the biryani, but at least I got to learn a bunch of new recipes, and on top of that, gave Ruggie a full belly.

Kalim: Thanks, Chef!

Ghost Chef: You're most welcome. With all your eagerness and positivity, you have the potential to learn so much.

Ghost Chef: I do hope you'll continue to try making more dishes.

Kalim: Really?

Kalim: Alright, I'm gonna do all I can to serve as many dishes as I can to my guests, then!

Ruggie: Please, don't. I think you're more suited to be fed, than to feed others…

Requested by @sweetdelightknight.

[inezrable]

Passing David Tennant Characters The Aux

Campbell- by far the best music taste out of all of them. He plays 50s and 60s rock n roll and explains in great detail how buddy holly was a genius

Crowley - he doesn't have premium so he has to shuffle. Every playlist he puts on only plays Queen. He curses spotify free before he remembers that he invented it. Then it plays Never Gonna Give You Up

The Doctor - plays some traditional Earth ballads such as Stop by the Spice Girls and Hair by Little Mix. Vibes the whole time

Kilgrave - a mix of absolute classics and absolute garbage. No in between. It flicks between a karaoke/theatre song that everyone knows to Grifter's Bone on a whim.

Alec Hardy - his daughter's playlist but no one notices. It's filled with Mitski and Clairo. He doesn't know who these people are but everyone just assumes that he does.

Harry Watling - religious music. Everyone rolls their eyes at him except Chris (Learners) who hums along appreciatively

Chris (Learners) - the same thing as Harry but more upbeat like the kind of stuff that would play on a Christian pop radio station

Doug McLeod - Africa by Toto. Three times. After that the aux is taken off him

Scrooge McDuck - 3 hours of Beethoven played on Bagpipes. He is the only person (duck) who enjoys it and he is oblivious to this fact.

Peter Carlisle - the most depressing 90s stuff ever mixed with 60s music. The Cure and Elvis dominate his playlist

Peter Vincent- metal and pop punk covers of pop songs. He thinks he's so edgy for it even though the singers occasionally censor swear words and change pronouns to make it straight.

Donald Peterson - KidzBop because it's his car and he drives his kid around in it all day. He doesnt want to forget to change it back and have his young one hear curse words. He also secretly likes it.

Roderick Peterson - He rolls his eyes at everyone else's choices then plays his own classical music. However, it rolls into the rest of the playlist which includes Chappel Roan and Beyonce. He pretends it's not his.

Simon Yates- Too tired to go through and choose a song manually so he presses shuffle and gets only the most embarrassing songs on the playlist

Davina - Classic pub rock and Will Wood. In equal measure.

Tony Baddingham- honestly, just the entire soundtrack of Rivals. All the songs fit his vibe.

Phileas Fogg- his playlist is wild. Every song is different but he happily bops along to all of it. There's lots in different languages and he tells people to "really listen to the lyrics" even though they don't understand them.

Casanova - the type of song that you sing along to as a kid and not realise what they're about until you're an adult.

If you have any more you want to see let me know

[fernslivers]

MOVIE NIGHT IMAGINES

Hhhhhhhhhhhhh this is my first time trying to write spice publicly so I hope it's ok 🥹 I'm so nervous to post thissss

I might try writing a few out into Drabbles in the future if anybody has stuff that they want to see~

SPICY stuff below the cut! TW; horror movie stuff, mentions of predator-prey dynamics, etc.

The three levels of Mizu's Movie Preferences:

Level 1 : HORROR

Tells everyone she likes horror because she figures that's what is expected from her.

She does like horror, but she also knows the vibe she gives off screams it

If she's in a group where she doesn't know everyone well, she'll put on some kind of mainstream slasher like Scream

But you can absolutely be sure that if there's some really terrifying foreign or indie title that will give you nightmares, she knows about it

She's observant; trust that she'll know at a glance which type of horror you can handle and which you can't

If she doesn't like you, this will be used against you

Generally not big on the trigger-heavy horrors, like films that exploit women. They don't scare her, they just don't appeal to her

Loves any horror where the victims of the monster/slasher absolutely deserve it

Loves the excuse to indulge in blood and violence without actually hurting anyone–it's a socially acceptable outlet that doesn't come with the risk of arrest

Admittedly, also loves how easily you flinch, it's cute

Meanwhile she's watching it with her usual stoic stony-eyed glare

Honestly at first you even questioned whether she was enjoying herself at all

For a while, the friend group had a running competition to see if they could get her to jump

Never happened, though she'll privately admit Akemi's choices almost got her once or twice

The competition stopped after Taigen’s scream got a complaint from the neighbors

NSFW:

She still watches them with you even after you've unlocked the lower levels, though it's a very different vibe

She's always liked the excuse to watch you flinch and gasp, even now that she can make that happen other ways

She can't help it. You're just really cute when you're all wide-eyed and scared

“You're too easily startled. You need training. Every time you jump, you're taking something off.”

You try, you really do. It's adorable that you're still trying to behave well even though you both want you to fail.

Which you do.

Ok, maybe she slid her fingers up a little higher along your thigh at just the right points, but you still flinched.

Now you're all out of clothing. Not any better at handling the scares?

Here, she'll help:

If you're riding the strap, you can just keep your back to the screen. Better, right, baby?

Oh. Tsk. You still flinched at that loud noise. Clearly she's not fucking you hard enough.

There you go. If you're screaming, you can't hear the screams in the movie. All fixed.

Just know for sure that if she puts on a horror movie, you're not going to be able to feel your legs in the morning

Nothing gets her fired up quite like watching a bunch of arrogant, idiotic assholes get hunted down by a killing machine

Definitely gives her ideas for predator/prey roleplay

Turning all the lights off and setting you loose to try and get away, your legs still wobbly from riding her half the movie

Looking like a scared deer, stumbling around in the dark.

Do you know how loud you are? All she has to do is close her eyes and quietly stalk towards the heavy breathing and quiet whimpers

It doesn't matter how good the hiding place is, you will hear those footsteps getting closer and closer

You look damn good trying to hide from her, although you'd look even better all covered in blood

(Other people's, obviously)

No Final Girl is getting away from her, not in this movie

Not that you're complaining.

Level 2 : ACTION

After you've gotten closer, she might admit to having a thing for cheesy action flicks

Look, she's never gonna be anybody’s hero but the idea of being lauded for her skills instead of feared is a nice fantasy

Plus the choreography is just really satisfying.

She's pretty sure she could handle herself better than most of these dopey action-hero guys

She might have used one or two of the really clever one-liners on opponents she's fought (but only if she can be sure they won't go blabbing about it afterwards)

A special soft-spot for those racing movies, the ones that really get the adrenaline going with the well-edited chase scenes

Would you put on one of the skimpy outfits the love interests in those movies do, and maybe lounge around on the hood of her car?

She's a rural girl so she knows all the best roads to speed on

After one too many Fast and Furious movies in the same night, she gets up abruptly and tells you to put on your shoes

Takes you out driving and scares you half to death on those back roads

She's definitely imagining that she's on that run after a successful mission or something

You being genuinely stressed about getting caught is helping the realism of the fantasy a ton, thanks babe--

NSFW:

You know it, she knows it; those sharp turns and high speeds have you both keyed allll the way the fuck up

Road head road head

You didn't know you could give a girl road head, but she is a surprisingly patient teacher

It makes your heart race even more to feel the car ripping around those turns without being able to see

Just the sound of the engine and her moans getting louder, while her grip on your hair tightens painfully

Knowing all the safe roads to speed on also means knowing all the safe spots to pull off

"Get over here now–"

Absolutely messy, desperate sex

The windows will fog, but not until the second or third orgasm, with how fast you both are going at it

It's not a comfortable position, but you barely notice given how frantic she is to get her hands on you and make you come

She's moving hard and fast, but you're so worked up yourself that you're not going to do more than yowl with approval

Thank God for long fingers, even at bad angles, she can hit every single spot you need

She’s got one hand shoved between you, the other on the back of your neck, keeping your foreheads close as she alternates between staring at your lips as they shape her name, and watching your eyelids flutter in pleasure

Level 3: ROMANCE

She secretly LOVES romance

Rom dram, romcom, period drama, whatever

It's just really sweet to see so much love and support

She likes the ones with kind parents, especially

Or ones where the parents come around and relationships get mended by the end

But when I say secretly, I mean secret-secret

She's SO mortified at the idea of anyone finding out

Watches them with headphones on and the door locked, when no one else is home

You've been dating for almost a year when she accidentally slips up and quotes one

You are floored and she absolutely bolts for the door

It takes several gruff denials and a lot of cajoling for her to finally admit to even having seen the movie she directly quoted

IF YOU TELL ANYONE–

Still refuses to talk about why she loves them but now you watch together

When she's especially grumpy or seems to be extremely stressed, that's the time to suggest it

She'll huff and roll her eyes and make a huge fuss and pretend it's for you

(But she's never once said no)

Before the opening credits are done, her arm is already around you and the other hand is reaching for yours

You're gonna have to feed her the popcorn because she's not letting go of you for even a minute

She's NOT crying, shut UP

NSFW:

The sex afterwards is always extremely tender and sweet

The kind that's a reminder that she really does adore you, even when she's bad at saying it

She takes her time running her hands over you slowly and watches you without pause

Those eyes which are always like ice are like the ocean, wide open and meltingly warm

Lots of compliments, she really does her best to make them special

But sometimes all she can say is how special and beautiful you are, over and over

It's the one time she isn't going to scoff at cliches

She always says it so hushed and painfully earnestly, like it's filling her with awe that you're even here with her

Every caress from you makes her eyes flutter, and she presses into your hands like she can't get enough

Extremely needy for your attention and your touch

Her noises are softer and higher than usual, and she's much more vocal

She never stops watching you, with the softest look of concentration, almost poignant

She never thought she'd see romance like this outside of the movies, not someone like her

The buildup is slow but the orgasm is absolutely cataclysmic

She will never, ever admit it but she tries really hard to time it so that you can come together at the same time

So much snuggling afterwards

Where do you think you're going? Get comfy, you're in a full bear-hug for the next few hours

Want to watch another?

[juniper-simblr]

Sooooo, I've been having some problems with my custom neighborhood

*cough* pink flashing *cough*

so -naturally- instead of fixing the issues, I've been procrastinating by making a new custom hood. Yay. Long post incoming..

I've been watching Stories & Strategies "Hard&Harsh" Let's play on youtube, and wanted to do something similar, because I've wanted to play with Sun&Moon's mods for ages, but haven't because I don't want to play a Medieval 'hood. So this post-apocalypse idea was just what I needed.

And then I -naturally- had to build a lot of different lots and places in this hood, because I need the 'hood to feel 'coherent' I guess.. So the survivors start out at the crash site, and can then unlock other lots which all needed to have different requirements, so...

-naturally- I had to create a spreadsheet with all of the different areas and every lot and requirements. But then I thought; "Oh, I should also make a custom ROS" to spice up the gameplay, so...

-naturally- I spent way too much time on creating not 1, but 2 different ROS. One to roll every day, and one to roll the first time the sims enter a new, unexplored, lot... And with the second ROS, I made it so that the sims could encounter strangers, so...

-naturally- I had to come up with some hostile and friendly encounters, who also had to have unique background stories, personalities and groups. Pictured above is six of the hostiles from two different groups; Warborne and Thornes. They also have a dedicated tab in my spreadsheet...

I'm still in the process of making more encounters, but during the creation of these, I though it would be fun to divide every sim into different "factions" based on personality/aspiration/etc., that acts as an easy way to make unique sims, so...

-naturally- I made another tab in my growing spreadsheet to make 8 different "factions" with unique traits and in these factions are different types of sims (I call them archetypes) that I can base each created sim on. Like, for example in The Accord faction there are sims like "the diplomat" and "the life coach" and in The Echoes are sims like "the ghost whisperer" and "the artist"..

But, then I needed to make some rules for each faction (like what type of aspiration fits with it), and I also needed to figure out how to add new homes for the settlers (since they all start out living together), and more stuff, so -naturally- I did that. In another tab in my spreadsheet..

And now I'm 3 months deep into this project, and I still haven't actually played the game. lol.

Please tell me I'm not the only one who does this? Like.. please.

[deedeeznoofs]

You’re? Correction! I’m Yours 

➺ Characters: Ryomen Sukuna, GN!Reader 

➺ Word Count: 900+ 

➺ Genre: Fluff

➺ Content: Non-Curse!AU, Nerd!Sukuna, Established Relationship (with some pre-relationship sprinkled in), Swearing

➺ A/N: Shout out to my wonderful mutual @heian-era-housewife for this post about Heian Era Sukuna doing poetry. If she’s reading this: I hope you don’t mind the tag but your post seriously inspired a huge chunk of these headcanons 🥹

➺ Synopsis: Headcanons of all the nerdy things Sukuna does because deep down inside that’s all he is and all he wishes to be ❤️

➺ At first glance he doesn’t read as someone who would be super nerdy or all that interested in learning. 

➺ I mean, can you blame anyone? No one really expects the dude constantly looking for a fight to pull up with some textbooks during his free time.

➺ Once you get to know him though, you realize that on the inside he is in fact a giant nerd about basically everything.

➺ It starts off subtly: at first you’d ask him questions and he’d be able to easily come up with answers without even giving it a second thought.

➺It could be a question about anything, regardless of the subject or perceived difficulty, and Sukuna would be able to explain it to you. Not only that, but he’d be able to explain it to you in a way that made it sound like the simplest thing in the world. 

➺ At one point you basically just started playing trivia and just started asking him stuff normal people didn’t know the answers for and he’d answer with ease, albeit he’d get really annoyed with your constant random questions.

➺ Sometimes if he’s really excited about a subject his explanations would turn into full lectures that’d put most college professors to shame.

➺ Although it was shocking at first, it started to make sense when you realized that the main reason why he takes time to learn about stuff is because he’s constantly bored and looking for new things to entertain him.

➺ He’s good at basically everything so long as it piques his curiosity, but his one and only love will forever be literature, mostly because of how infinite the possibilities are with the medium.

➺ He’s well versed in literature of all genres and different cultures, but he is the most drawn toward Japanese works (and let’s be honest, his favorites would probably come from the Heian Period).

➺ Ever since getting with you, he’s been leaning more toward the romance genre. Just in case he needs any inspiration on how to spice up your relationship, you know? 

➺ He’s taught himself multiple languages just for fun and to see how far he could go.

➺ He LOVES poetry, he both writes and reads it a lot and it’s his favorite hobby besides eating.

➺ Other than literature, he also has a huge fascination with art.

➺ He designed his own tattoos because he wanted to play with the idea of turning his body into a canvas. It also just so happened to make him look intimidating as hell which was a plus in his book.

➺ He also has a little journal that he carries around and he sketches a lot whenever he’s bored or sees something interesting.

➺ As for styles, he’s a really big fan of Sumi-e painting because he’s allergic to color but he basically just uses and does whatever he feels like at the moment. 

➺ He’s the type of person who draws what he sees, but he would especially enjoy drawing nature. 

➺ He would go out on hikes whenever he felt the need to draw and would walk until he found something interesting. 

➺ He’s really into meditation while he draws and he uses sketching as a way to keep himself level headed during particularly annoying days.

➺ He isn’t too fond of drawing people, but you’d be the exception. 

➺ He would 1000% draw you while you sleep. It’s the perfect time since you’d be still for most of it. 

➺ Sukuna is able to write really good cursive and also does calligraphy because he got bored one time (shocker) and so decided to see if he was able to do it well and to no one’s surprise, he was eventually able to.

➺ The reason why he leans towards the humanities so much is because they’re both subjects no one can really “master”. With both art and literature, there isn’t a point where someone knows absolutely everything about either subject. Since Sukuna loves a challenge, he wants to be the first person to go “Fuck you, I DO know everything about this”.

➺ One of the little things he does every day includes writing you short little romantic poems on a post it note and leaving them in out random spots for you to find. 

➺ Sometimes they would be in your pocket or other times on the bathroom mirror, wherever it is they would make you smile. 

➺ Though, sometimes he would stick them onto such odd spots that you’d wonder just how he did it?

➺ He has TONS of pride in his writing (to be fair, he’s prideful about basically anything he does) and he always appreciates it when you mention his little notes and complement the work he put into writing them.

➺ Sometimes when the both of you are talking together he’d say some of the most poetic sentences that you’ve ever heard like it’s nothing. 

➺ When you gasp he just goes “What? Why are you staring at me like that?” as if he didn’t randomly drop lines that sounded like they came from straight out of a novel.

➺ He’s a dick when it comes to spelling and grammar, especially during petty arguments.

➺ “How many times do I have to tell you, if your going to the restroom put the damn seat down afterwards” ➺ “It’s YOU’RE*, actually” ➺ “Fine, YOU'RE** a piece of shit Ryomen!”

➺ Don’t fret though, because while Ryomen Sukuna wants to know anything and everything there is to know about the world, he knows deep down inside that the best thing the world could have ever offered him was you.

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➺ Edit: Okay I made this story quite a while ago but I HAVE ANOTHER HEADCANON TO ADD! I think his observation skills are super on point which is how he’s able to understand things so easily

A/N: Everyone list what you think Sukuna’s favorite book(s) would be 🗣️

A/N: If you enjoyed my thoughts on Sukuna, you’d love this story I also wrote paired with some headcanons! 

[raguiras]

Mionn's art & writing ship trade event

(Click the art for better quality!)

I'm hosting an art & writing event centered around ships & duos (multifandom)!

🖤 REBLOGS ARE SUPER APPRECIATED

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I've recently reached 200 followers on this blog, 900 on my meme blog, and 100 on Instagram!! Honestly, I don't even know what to say... I feel so damn honored and am so grateful for the support!! 🖤🖤🙏

As a multi-milestone celebration as well as an event for the official Spade of Storms (Deuce x Allen) day, which is on the 27th of July, I decided to host a TRADE EVENT!!!

Basically, this event is going to be an open art/writing trade that's all about ships (or platonic duos).

The event starts on 7/23 (today) and lasts for rest of July as well as for the entirety of August. For every Allen x Deuce art/writing that I receive during this duration, you get one of your own ship from ANY FANDOM back!

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Why am I hosting this?

it's a way to thank everyone for three different follower milestones

a contest/DTIYS/raffle wouldn't promise that everyone gets something back, so I went for a trade event

the event allows me to post more about other canon TWST characters and draw them while not having to neglect Allen x Deuce

I wanna make new mutuals & friends, get to know more ships, and strengthen friendships with mutuals I already have!

Artfight is/was tons of fun, but I only do/did colored sketches there & ships are a tricky subject. Meanwhile, I'll do ANYTHING here!

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Basic information:

Make a drawing/writing/comic of Allen x Deuce. (Ideas can be found in this post's pink "starters for my ship" section.)

Post it on your blog, tag me in it, and refer to my event. (While posting is by far preferred — especially for bigger artworks and written stuff — you can also just DM it to me.)

In return, you'll receive a gift of the same type for your own ship from any fandom (OC x canon, canon x canon, OC x OC)! I'll DM you about the ship, so make sure that your DMs are open.

For example: If you submit a sketch, you'll get a sketch back. If you submit a fully shaded drawing, I'II make a fully shaded drawing for you, too. If you add a background, I'll (do my best to) do the same. If you write a drabble... You know the drill!

ANYONE can join, whether you follow me or not! However, new followers through the event are super appreciated!

EVENT TIME: July 23th (today) - August 31st

Anything submitted before or after this event duration will not receive anything back (unless we explicitly do a trade), but be held in high regard nonetheless!

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Rules:

The portrayal of Allen x Deuce must be shippy/romantic.

Please keep angst at a minimum unless it has a happy ending. Comfort is allowed.

Please DO NOT add your own OC or another canon character to the submission. Including them in the background as a wingman or something is alright, though. Additionally, any kind of romantic implications between Deuce and another character/OC are NOT allowed.

Please no NSFW. Harmless implications and slight spice are okay, but keep in mind that these characters are both minors.

AUs are very much allowed! All the previous rules apply here, too, and I'm willing to give an overview of some AUs via DMs.

Please no genderbending.

Please DO NOT draw Allen or Deuce as a standalone character. This is a SHIP event for a reason.

Please don't change their appearances too much, especially when it comes to the color schemes & body types.

Giving them different outfits — especially event outfits — is absolutely cool (yes, you can draw Allen in a skirt if you wanna), and changing their hairstyles is okay as long as they still look like themselves.

This is NOT A DTIYS event, so please DO NOT redraw one of my Allen x Deuce arts. Please come up with something original.

If you have any more questions, please DM me!

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What CAN you submit?

drawings // comics // writings // animatics

For drawings, anything from a quick sketch to an extremely detailed drawing with a background is allowed! You'll get something of the same quality back. The same also goes for writings/fanfics.

Animatics will receive a drawing in return.

What CAN'T be submitted?

Gacha videos // edits // memes

-> You can theoretically submit all of these and I'd appreciate them, but I wouldn't be able to give you anything back.

Memes refer to funny pictures that simply have Allen & Deuce's faces in them. DRAWN memes/meme redraws count as DRAWINGS.

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Starters for Allen x Deuce

Got no clue what to draw/write about?

Check out the few already existing Allen x Deuce posts on this blog for proper lore and facts.

Check @spade-of-storms for fun facts, shorter rambles and additional info.

In any case, you can't go wrong with simple fluffy, romantic scenarios! Dates, kisses, cuddles, whatever!

For information about Allen himself, please check my pinned post.

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Q&A:

I want to join the event, but I don't have any ship (OC x canon, canon x canon, OC x OC) you could draw/write about for me in return.

That's okay! In that case, I'll gladly draw/write about two separate characters or a platonic duo for you.

Can I do multiple submissions for this event?

Obviously, and every single one will be "revenged"!

Can I get something of another type/quality back? For example, can I get a fully shaded drawing for my sketch, or art for my drabble?

Unfortunately not, as I prefer to always give something of the same type back. There are only the following two exceptions that I AM willing to do:

you do a drabble/oneshot —> I do a sketch

you do any type of art —> I write a drabble/oneshot

Is there anything you refuse to draw/write about?

Deuce ships (other than Deuce x Allen). NSFW. Family x family. Minor x adult. Any ship considered to be problematic.

How do I tell you about the ship I want you to draw/write about for me?

I'll DM you after you post your event submissions.

Do you prefer to do OC x canon, canon x canon, or OC x OC?

I have a bias towards OC x canon and canon x canon ships. However, I'm willing to do any ship that's not problematic! In the case of OC x OC, I simply need you to provide information on two OCs instead of one only.

Will you do poly ships?

In order to keep things fair, no. But I could include the third party as a plush or chibi head.

I want to make Allen x Deuce content for you, but not receive anything in return.

That's also super appreciated anytime (and totally doesn't make me freak out /pos)! Simply share it as a gift and don't mention the event.

How long is it going to take you to finish your "revenge" on me?

It depends on the type of submission you make & what I'm giving you back. Some things can be done within a day while others may take much longer, but either way, you WILL get something of the SAME TYPE back & that's guaranteed.

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Personal notes:

My health isn't the best and I also have a job. Please be respectful and don't rush me nor get mad when I'm being slow.

Please do not start a discussion nor get mad at me if I refuse to draw/write about a ship I deem problematic & want you to pick another one instead. Preferably pick a ship that's by far NOT problematic from the beginning.

I'm unwilling to draw/write about any Deuce ships other than Deuce x Allen because I kin Deuce a ton and tend to feel uncomfortable with many of his ships, so please don't ask for any. I'm asking you to not start a discussion over this, either.

I won't post everything I make for the event on this blog. Sketches and writings will either be DMed to you or posted on one of my other blogs.

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That's it for now! If you have any questions, please do not hesitate to DM me.

And again, thank you so much for 200 followers!

♤ Happy trading! ♤

[t1red-gastr0p0d]

I'd like to think, in a human!y/n x CRK story, about some stuff...

Like. There you are, in Earthbread, no idea how you got there.

So you decide to...stay away from the cookies. Because you see yourself as dangerous what with the bitey teeth and all.

Living in the forests, eating the cake wood trees, because edible.

And then eventually GB and the gang find you and bring you to the Cookie Kingdom. (Survival instinct? What's that? New friend time!)

So now you're in the kingdom, and the cookies just bring you...stuff to eat sometimes.

Like, they saw you eat a tree! A tree of all things! What else could you eat?

Sugar cube rocks? Eaten.

Candy Saw?? Munched.

A beautifully crafted music box with a duck inside?! Crunched.

...a house? Well maybe not the whole house, just some of the wall. It's too big for you!

But you eat it.

And you also tell them what they taste like.

Cakewood is woody, sugarcube stones taste stoney but sweet, candy tools are metallic, etc etc.

But you never bite a cookie. You never indicate you can. You don't want to hurt them or scare them.

...well, except that one time, but Burning Spice Cookie had it coming! And you only lightly bit off a finger...(worst mistake of your life...he's called BURNING SPICE for a reason! And also now he wants to fight/date/whatever you since you pose a challenge now???)

Lost in the Spire of Deceit?? PacMan your way out! Much to SMC's amusement/frustration!

Do that Saitama thing from One Punch Man where you bite down and break Choco Werebrute's hammer!

You're sturdier than most cookies! But also warm and soft?? They like that you're warm...and not soft like a cookie soft, a different soft. It's nice!

You also eat a bag of stolen goodies for Chili Pepper Cookie to get later...dodging some guards or whatever.

You don't have the heart to explain that you can't make it come back once you eat it...

Uh.

Yeah that's it.

I just like typing words.

Screaming into the void since I'm just a tiny account.

I can pretty much type whatever...so I just use it for random ideas.

Ok thabk u.

[the-moon-files]

YESSSSS I BEG GET INTO THE CULTURAL DIDFERENCES BETWEEN HYLIANS AND HUMANS 🙏🙏

...now ur just sweet talking me 🥰 /lh

Not years, well maybe 1 year-

but i have wanted to ramble desperately to smone, even the tumblr void if i had to, abt humans vs. hylians so much, esp with a guide reader or male reader bc whatdya know im into niche stuff that only u and like 2 other ppl like lmao ¯\(ツ)/¯

Anyway im so shocked, since ur like the third person to be interested in this and wanna hear abt it 🥺 🤲💌 here u go!! Hope u like it <333 👉👈

Sun: Masc!Reader (he/him)

Orbit: Humans are Not Hylians/Humans are Space Orcs AU, Headcanons-ish, long overall but each section is kinda short

Stars: Mostly worldbuilding! you've been warned, don't get mad me for not talking abt the boys too much✌️

Comets & Meteors: Content Warnings: mild cursing, mentions of private area/joke in the clothing headcanons, & Trigger Warnings: none known.

Please comment if I missed any. /gen

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just some quick headcanons bc tbh i haven't given it too much thought, and i feel like I've been able to somewhat get into it in other posts? or maybe im thinking of stuff i have in my drafts idk-

Imma make another list, so buckle up for the short ride lol

Courting periods/dating/marriage

individual/small groups society-based hylians v. large personal groups/large community society-based humans

simpler foods hylians v. complex food humans

clothing modesty/style/relationships with fashion

fighting styles/strategies

entertainment complexity/differences

and language

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1st one, not much yet, im also making a separate post bc someone else asked me to talk abt that more 🥺

(tysm for all the enthusiastic asks guys <33)

anyway, basically hylian courting is a lot shorter, think “lesbians with the uhaul” type of energy, like sort of the classical medieval “does thee wish to pursue marriage with this one?” ← how hylians ask u out for the first time lmao

if it helps, they do tend to get to know one another well, talking about morals/kids/life goals/preferred lifestyle/house/etc. pretty clearly and quickly, then using the in between time to sort of stew on that information

id say the total time is sort of something like 6 months? maybe 3/4 if they're really compatible

(so bc i love interpreting video game logic for real world building, I actually blame this on how fast Zelda/link get together in games despite having sometimes never met before that moment lol)

like i said, ill be posting about this later

2nd one!!

pretty basic, just saying we don't really see hylians in big groups, despite the organizations they form, like kingdoms/knights or on a more personal level, towns/families/etc.

(once again, in-game appearances/video game logic translated to real life to draw these conclusions)

like not only are family units pretty small, like nuclear family setup, with like 2 parents and 2 kids, or single parent 1 kid type of situation, but the towns or collections of these families arent very big either

hylians kind of use their government the way it was intended lmao?

like the villages and towns matter more for everyday decisions than the kingdom/royalty, like Zelda would esstientally just be the mayor of Castle Town for those constant decisions,

while occasionally is called on to make decisions like for several towns or like is a natural disaster happens

meanwhile humans are, in comparison, in Way Bigger groups, both on an organization scale, and a personal scale

like u have all these specific branches of government, whereas im sure the population difference doesn't help,

and on a personal level, humans can easily have like multiple parents, lots of siblings, and once u combine that with each parent having family too, and those families like to meet up? All together??

yeah, itd look insane to any hylians (who’s smaller extended family may just make up their own village and that's it)

3. I've touched on this

like the use of spices, syrups, seasonings, etc

but also the complexity of dishes too, like chilling cream and mixing it for awhile to make ice cream, or even just getting ordering a pizza,

that's a lot of processing, like making the dough from flour and other ingredients, to letting it rise, to making the tomato paste, making cheese, then combining those things with any other toppings, all into one dish??

i like to think that hylians have only just started to touch on actual complicated cooking processes (as in BOTW, where they sell flour and salt, so people besides Link/Wild must know what to do with it)

this has the advantage of impressing any hylian with what a “creative genius” you are lol

4. look im just a fan of medieval time periods Links

so i think its funny if the hylians are used to like 4/3 layers and ur over here like, “wym, if i take off my shirt there's nothing underneath?”

one of them gets bold enough to ask, “d-do you not. do you not have undergarments??”

you “just my boxers? like just to cover my di-”

also this makes its easy to seduce people here? LMAO

clothes are def higher quality, after all there's not as many artificial processes or materials interfering,

plus u usually get some sick embroidery on it too!!

5. so like i get it, Link is the main fighter in games

but like, the few times there is a war/army in loz games, there's rlly not a lot of strategy, beyond just finding the enemy and fighting

tho im partial to that hylians/most inhabitants of Hyrule abide by the “lets meet up either literally by inviting each other or just between our territories to fight”

with occasional guerilla warfare (by any means necessary/stealth/ambush attacks/strategy) that's only rlly used either by Demise/Ganon, or by the wilder individuals/races in games

or maybe even the more civilized fighters in an emergency

and so that means by this logic that all of the Chain use kind of wild techniques compared to their race/kingdom lmao

id imagine its not too surprising to also see “every fight is a bar fight if its for my life” from individual travelers, so im sure they're not viewed too crazy (esp when ppl know their the hero that constantly has to deal with guerilla warfare from Ganon)

but its be hilarious to watch the reactions of both the Links realizing they’re in a bigger group that should be using “proper” fighting strategies and seeing the general publics reaction to this absolutely feral, armed to the teeth, trained hylians with their equally wild human lol

LMAO everyone thinks ur the reason they started using the more brutal fighting methods bc ur human, ur a bad influence lol

(humans would use it primarily, esp after we converted to use that method in warfare a couple hundred years ago i think?)

changing course a bit, hylians tend to use weapons (to compensate for difference in strength compared to humans, and since they don't experience/get a lesser version of adrenaline)

while humans tend to equally rely on weapons and our body as a weapon (marital arts/basic self-defense)

6. this is mostly bc the hylians only rlly seem to have the basics of music, books/stories, theater, and art

i have, surprise surprise, another post abt how i think this came to be,

mostly based on how human curiosity is indomitable and insatiable and the endless force that has not yet met its immovable object.

or at least an immovable object they haven't at least poked a little, out of curiosity lol

like we went to space for that reason, we reach the most dangerous corners of our planet (deep underwater/volcanoes) out of sheer curiousity/for the sake of simple knowledge of the thing

so needless to say, curiosity can absolutely drive any field to its limits, including the arts, which is why we can have stained glass, or movies/tv shows, hell, the marvel that is Hatsune Miku lmao

(fully for entertainment, a projection of light and sound, what is essentially magical illusions but u did it hte hard way, to the hylians)

on a different entertainment related note, i don't know if the hylians would be super into sports, or not really at all? mostly bc they have to use their fighting/training against real threats, not the sort of “fake” threats that sports are

but on the other hand i could see people like knights wanting to use their abilities for something other than violence and fighting bc their life or their villages lives depended on it

bet the Links would enjoy it for those reasons especially, what with at least sumo wrestling being a sport or activity for them at some point in history, and practically beg u for any new games to play, or to ref their games, bc whewwww

im sure they could get pretty competitive lol

7. obviously, their mostly influenced by the Japanese language

id almost like to imagine a sort of, if not outright Japanese (like with earlier heroes like Sky) then a sort of English-Japanese hybrid further along the line

sort of like how English has German/Greek/Latin roots and therefore u can see what words or structure comes from where, or even how u can understand a fair amount of basic words when other languages share the same roots (english, pants = spanish, pantalones)

would make for some funny miscommunications

or even better, most hylians liking ur unique accent or the Links love to hear u talk bc of it lol

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well the fever has broken, i am now free of the sickness that made me hack this up geez

i hope u got some enjoyment out of these my beloved anon!! esp since u were so nice as to ask abt it <33

hope u guys have a great weekend, look out for some more posts, bc its been great to get some more asks in lately and very motivating,

not to mention i actually have time to write now that my siblings graduated/we’ve moved several states over 💀

so i have reliable internet now too! sheesh :’)

Peace out,

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