#crk x male reader

[eepy-cookies]

DIDN'T THINK???? What have your recent post be about? EXACTLY, BLACK SAPPHIRE AND MALE Y/N!!!

LIVE LOVE LAUGH THOSE TWO GAYS YAAAAAH!!!! /silly /nsrs

You ask for it.

[fanged-fanfics]

Hiii :D

If your requests are still open, could you do Servant Cookie Reader x Dark Cacao? Reader is a male cookie, caretaker for the baby prince Dark Choco (before the main events with betrayal took place) and he is a calm and sweet cookie, contrasting with Cacao's unapproachable and serious personality. They, like, bond through both taking care for the prince

☆ A King's Support System — Dark Cacao x Servant!Reader HCs ☆

Genre: Fluff || he/him pronouns for reader || No warnings needed

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���ᡣ𐭩 Dark Cacao knew he couldn't have just any Cookie watching his son. It needed to be someone he could put his trust into, and who knew how to care for young ones well. You were a recently promoted member of his court that took up the mantle

ᯓᡣ𐭩 To your amusement, the King was very much a helicopter parent at the beginning. Constantly watching, making sure you were handling Dark Choco well, and instructing you on his son's needs constantly

ᯓᡣ𐭩 When he was back to working regularly, you saw him more at the end of days or very early morning. He'd always pay more attention to his boy if you had Dark Choco in your arms, but he regarded you with polite smalltalk as well

ᯓᡣ𐭩 He began coming to the nursery to take a rest whenever he needed, and you'd chuckle while asking him about his routine for the day. He slowly started opening up to you more and more, watching his son while doing such

ᯓᡣ𐭩 It then escalated to you rubbing his sore shoulders, offering to clean his armor, and helping him hang up his sword. While he invited you around with the guise that the young prince needed your attention, you began spending equal time with both of them

ᯓᡣ𐭩 Your calm nature often soothed the anger the Cacao King carries with him, his worries for the day being temporarily forgotten as he was listening to your tales of babysitting the young heir

ᯓᡣ𐭩 He'd ask you to occasionally accompany him on walks when he had the free time, made sure you got the good seats at banquets, and always left his door open for you when it was time for visiting. You once teased that he seemed just as excited for these visits as Dark Choco, which to your amusement made the King defensively flustered

ᯓᡣ𐭩 One night in particular, you felt his head leaning on your arm as you were reading Dark Choco to sleep. Your presence was such great comfort to him that he found it easy to slip into a dream near you. You began petting his hair, lightly running your hand through it as he pressed into you more with a tired grumble. Kings need support too, you supposed with a tender smile

[peach-top]

❝oops~ wrong one~❞

❝ 𝙑𝙄𝙎𝙄𝙊𝙉 ! ❞

➤ ACT I. | CHAPTER V.

➤ ✨SHADOW MILK COOKIE✨

White Lily is trying to reverse the red spider lilies back to white lilies, but unfortunately she was unable to return them back. This is definitely Red Spider Lily’s doings. This way everyone knows that he will return.

“Does this always look like this or this is the first time that happens?” [Y] asked as he crouched down to the lilies. Silverbell frowned, “It never does this before. It's not a good sign either.”

“...” [Y] reached out to touch the lilies, changing the color from red to yellow, much to the other surprise. The wanderer blinked bewilderingly, “Oh?”

“You changed the color with only a touch. How are you doing this?” Elder Faerie asked.

“I didn't do anything. I just touched the flower, that's all. I don't know what exactly happened.” [Y] held his hands up in defense. “I have magic, but I'm not always aware of it.”

❝no wonder you look so familiar. yet so different…❞ a voice spoke, grabbing the former guard’s attention.

❝look! look! guess who?! guess who?! where's the popcorn?!❞

[Y] looked behind him to look for the person responsible for the voice, but no one was there, “...?”

“Hm…” Elder Faerie hummed.

❝that author accidentally created more space. don't look at me~❞

White Lily and [Y] arrived at the library to look for a book. Well, specifically White Lily is looking for a book to do some research about Red Spider Lily Cookie. There's no results on Red Spider Lily, with that being said, she used the Watcher as a result. That title sends the shiver down the librarian’s spine, but they give the female the location of the book.

[Y], on the other hand, just wanted to read more books. He and White Lily went separate ways to find the books they're looking for. Strangely, [Y] been seeing eyes watching him, no one seemed to notice but him. There are eyes everywhere.

❝here it comes~❞

“...Is someone there?” [Y] asked. He felt something gently playing with his hair.

❝i see no horns or eye on his forehead. this can't be him, right? but…i could've sworn this is him. my eyes isn't deceiving me, right?❞ someone spoke. [Y] flinched slightly when the person hang above him upside down, staring into his eyes, ❝no one can see me right since i’m still stuck in that tree.❞

[Y] hissed in pain when the spirit figure poke him in the eye, “Ow. It's rude to poke someone in the eye.”

❝…❞

“...”

the spirit awed, ❝whaaaa?! you see me?! wait— are you talking to me?❞

“Yes. Who else could it be?” [Y] raised his eyebrows. “Are you a faerie? You don't look like one. Are you lost?”

❝of course not! how can you not know who i am?! allow me to introduce…❞ the spirit grinned. ❝the world's finest playwright, poet, director, actor, clown... everyone's most beloved trickster! ... Shadow Milk Cookie!❞

“Shadow Milk Cookie…?” [Y] tilted his head. “Never heard of you.”

Shadow Milk grabbed the wanderer by the shoulder, ❝how can you not remember?! you're red spider lily cookie! we're buddies!❞

[Y] frowned, “Sorry, but…I don't know any Shadow Milk Cookie nor do I think I am Red Spider Lily Cookie.”

❝…❞ Shadow Milk Cookie’s eyes widened. He felt betrayed and sad that his lost friend lost his memory of him. His companions. ❝whatever happen…do you not remember me at all…?❞

“Sorry. I was reborn with no memories of my past.” The wanderer apologized. Shadow Milk Cookie frowned, ❝hmph. they must've removed your memory of us after you were reborn as a different person! once i get my hand on that fool king, i’ll make sure he suffers and that…white lily cookie…! oooh! i despise them!❞

“...She's my friend, you know. I think…” [Y] mumbled, scratching the back of his head.

❝tch! how annoying. how can my own friend pick to side with those cookies…❞ Shadow Milk Cookie scowled, but then smile, ❝No worries. Even if you lost your memories, i’m not leaving your side, friend~ we're gonna be best friends! forever and ever~❞

“...I don't mind. As long as you didn't do anything mischief.” [Y] said, catching Shadow Milk Cookie by surprise.

❝that easily??? what if i’m lying to you? what if i betrayed you?❞ Shadow Milk Cookie questioned.

[Y] tilted his head, “I can easily tell whether you're lying or not. Even if you're a menace, you still have a soft spot for your friend.”

❝…❞ the spirit sulked, crossing his arms. ❝knowing you see through my lies is sometimes never fun.❞

“I can't even lie, but I can keep secrets. They're different…right?” the wanderer tilted his head. He's not sure if secrets and lies are the same thing.

Shadow Milk sweatdropped, ❝I can imagine the face you'll make when you're lying…still, we're besties. you can't break our bonds.❞

“Sure.”

❝thank you! thank you for witnessing the greatest performance of SHADOW MILK COOKIE. unfortunately, this chapter was a rush because the author is certainly doesn't have a creative mind at the moment...oh! if i may mention, the writer would like to open the request box soon...! you'll see~❞

☞ chapter iv.

☞ chapter vi.

[amphibiahawks321]

Could you do some mystic flour x reader stuff?

IDC if it's fluff angst or even spice I just want anything with mystic flour cookie

[Y/N cookie and Mystic flour cookie walking along side each other on a peaceful day, till Y/N cookie decide to give her a surprise kiss]

[Mystic flour cookie stunned, glancing at Y/N cookie as she felt a soft and unexpected kiss on the cheek, a genuine rare gentle smile forms at the corners of her lips]

Mystic flour : Oh, I wasn't expecting that...

[Y/N cookie chuckles, his eyes staring at her with affection as he meets her gaze]

M!Reader cookie : You gonna blame me? That little smile you'll do if I did it just drew me in!

[Mystic flour cookie tilts her head slightly, still showing a small smile]

Mystic flour : You have a way of surprising me, My beloved dough, you've always managed to get a reaction out of me from a mere gesture...

M!Reader cookie : Pfft–Duh! It's a speciality of mine–....!?

[Y/N cookie felt mystic flour cookie's hands holding onto both of his cheeks softly, Caught Y/N cookie off guard that starts making him blush, mystic flour cookie tilting his head up to locked eyes—

Mystic flour :

M!Reader cookie blushing : .....

[cookiekissers]

I won't be replying directly to this request because it was anonymous, but for the future please remember to send off anon if you want nsfw. I can't guarantee or verify your age because anyone can lie about their age when they're on anon!

🔥🔞[Short Spicy Fic + Burning Spice NSFT HCs]

You stare up at the towering giant of a Cookie looming over you. His hair was dark, long, and wild. He had a muscular build, strong arms, and a large, well-defined chest. The guy was stacked, especially in the chest region. It was impossible not to let your gaze wander down his form. Now, this was one handsome Cookie.

"You. Cookie. On your knees. Bow to the Great Destroyer!" Burning Spice Cookie commanded. You blinked in confusion.

During your travels through the sands of this land, you saw many statues dedicated to "The Great Destroyer." Though the Cookie was handsome, he didn't look anything like those giant, beastly statues.

You snickered playfully.

"Heh, really, you? The Beast of Destruction? You sure about that, handsome?" You tease.

You opened your mouth to fire another flirtatious comment at the stranger when he suddenly lifted you by your hips and slammed you against the steep rock wall, knocking the breath from your lungs. Burning Spice's large, muscular body pressed up against you, caging you in with ease. He stared down at you, the heat in his eyes scorching you to your very core. You felt yourself flush, feeling as vulnerable as ever under his hungry gaze. Burning Spice growled low in his throat, his tongue swiping over his lips, eyeing you with a growing lust.

"Very brave of you to speak to me that way, little Cookie." He commended. "But I'll show you what the Beast of Destruction is capable of and why I earned that title." Burning Spice grinned. His voice turned husky, his words full of promise. You gulped, trying desperately not to fidget. Burning Spice leaned forward, capturing your lips roughly. His hot kiss filled you with a fiery need as your tongue tingled and burned with a sweet, addicting heat. Your legs quickly wrapped around Burning Spice's waist, and he wasted no time grinding himself between your legs, his eagerness showing itself quickly.

You gasped as Burning Spice Cookie pulled away to focus on your neck, covering it in feverish kisses that leave behind a tingling sensation. It was one that you couldn't get enough of. His sharp, golden teeth sunk into your crispy dough, and a sudden yelp from you made him chuckle in triumph. The Beast's grinding had become quicker and more desperate. You hung on, your fingers tangling in his black locks as his teeth remained clamped on your throat. Slowly, you could feel something rubbing against you in Burning Spice Cookie's loose pants.

"The destruction I cause on Earthbread will be nothing compared to what I will do you, my little Cookie~" The Beast rumbled fervently.

You panted, your face flushed and your stomach tying itself in knots at Burning Spice's husky voice in your ear. The friction he was giving you only made you feel hotter, and your head spun.

Once he released your throat from his jaws to shove his tongue down your throat, you took the initiative. You wrapped your arms around his neck eagerly, surprising him with a steamy kiss of your own. Burning Spice Cookie wasn't rough in that moment, it almost seemed sweet the way he squeezed you tightly, kissing you deeply and grinding up against you. You drew back slightly, panting.

"Well then, go ahead. Destroy me, Daddy,~" You purred seductively, teasing him further, your hands trailing over his chest and shoulders. Burning Spice Cookie grinned widely at the invitation, and he reached down and ripped your pants off your body.

🔥[HEAD CANONS]

You can't tell me after spending centuries locked in a magical prison he isn't going to be pent up and horny. Showing clear interest in him and teasing him is going to get you a one way ticket to pound town. Burning Spice won't even care if you two do it out in the open, he's horny and he wants you NOW.

Yeah, he would definitely fuck you in front of his spice army. Just to make sure that everyone knows that you're his.

I hc that the Beasts are much larger than the average Cookie, Burning Spice especially. And of course, being a big guy, his dick is huge lmao

Call him "Daddy" and he will go crazy. You won't be leaving him for a while or walking when its over.

He loves cumming inside and filling you over and over. He gets unexpectedly mushy and cuddly after a breeding session.

Burning Spice is the definition of Spicy. His internal temperature is far higher than the average Cookie's and his cum is no exception! It's hot, literally, but thankfully not hot enough to cause injury, but it does take a little bit to get used to.

I imagine him to be the type to be ok with a friends with benefits type of agreement, only to get needy for you frequently, and realize in the middle of fucking that he's balls deep in love with you hjghfjgf

He doesn't like anyone else touching what is his. Any Cookie tries to hit you up he's grabbing his axe and not holding anything back.

Loves biting you while he fucks you hard. Its one of his favourite things, and you will often be covered in bite marks.

When out in public, he will be his usual self. But when in private with you, the tiniest amount of his old self from before his corruption will come out. But these occasions are rare.

Burning Spice will probably prioritize his pleasure over your own, but he's not going to leave you unsatisfied.

He's a top/dom, and does not tolerate anything else. He likes having control over you during sex and enjoys ravaging you until you pass out.

Is lowkey a bit into degradation. Will call you a cumslut, boy toy, pet, daddy's dirty boy, daddy's cock slave, ect

[killa-cookie]

how wwould the beast cookies react to gluttony reader wanting to eat them simply out of adoration but doesn't want to kill them so they resort to things like biting or sucking

I'll be calling this one a lovesick gluttony

A bit suggestive in a way..?

Oh how you ADORED (beast)

You just wanted to worship them, embrace them, maybe even try a little bit of them.. Would they be sweet? Spicy? Sour? Oh how you wanted to find out

REACTIONS

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MYSTIC FLOUR

Oh my, when you were Temperance she knew you had at least some feelings for her... But now you have no self control, so you're just now ranting to her about how much she was so dear to you... She's enjoying the attention though. She finds it a bit endearing that the light of gluttony would hold back just for her.

If you bite her playfully, she'll let you be (as long as you don't actually bite her, but if you do she'd heal herself and probably send you somewhere you can eat as much as you want)

Don't. Lick . Her. She tastes bland anyway.

- you two were just chilling in the ivory pagoda, her listening to your rants as always. Your rants were rather interesting, they would always change topics at random times.

As she was peacefully meditating while you were talking to her, suddenly she just felt some sharp teeth digging slightly into her arm. She looks down to see your not so innocent face just nomming on her.

"...What is it are you doing dear?

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BURNING SPICE

Holy shiagut he is SPICYY AFFFF

He's flattered, you ease his boredom whenever you try and bite him... (Definitely when you lick him augrhrhiej) he also laughs when you pull back from how spicy he is.

To be honest, he finds it cute that you bite him out of adoration. Although he knows that you can't handle his damn spiciness, he still kinda wants you to bite him more (think of this in the way you want to, or not.)

I'd advise you not to lick him, If you do the spiciness gets to you even more.

- you two were resting on a couch he had in his temple, he was ranting about the chaos and destruction he had caused. And slandering golden cheese cookie.

You were listening intently to every word he had been saying, not a single letter forgotten. You had thoughts racing in your mind, what would my dear taste like?

As he was ranting, he paused as he felt a mouth running along his arm. You were just kinda trying to get a taste of him. And shit he was spicy

" what darlin'? Too hot for ya?"

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SHADOW MILK

Since canonically, gluttony still hates the shit outta this man... They would try to eat him out of anger, and spite.

But his lovesick fantasies THINK you're doing it out of adoration. But even though he thinks that he is not letting you near him. He's seen what you've done to other cookies. You would be trying to eat his legs and he'd be like -owhh you love me smile you wanna eat off my legs-

- you hated him so damn much, you don't remember why, but you just hate the hell outta this guy.

You were visiting the spire of deceit, just needing to give some things to him. And maybe try to eat some bits of him, does his hat taste good? Probably not

He sees you and immediately rushes to you. He's saying hi and all those cutesy shit, it was annoying you. Especially those dang nicknames of his.

You charge forward and try to bite his head off, but he quickly retreats back.

"Awhhh, do you adore me so much you wanna get a taste of me? Nom-nom nemesis over here showing their love in such bizarre ways!"

(Bizarre?.... ( jotaro menacing menacing(

[peach-top]

PLEASE I LOVE IT!!!! THANK YOU!!!💝���💗💓💗💓💞🥺💓💞💓💞💓🤭🤭💓💓💓💓🤭💓💓💗💓💞💓🥺

my perception of the mc (literally me...) fanart for @peach-top !! i really like story so far.. it's super sigma!!!

[a-998h]

Hi there, I'm new playing Cookie Run Kingdom, if you're taking requests. May I have Shadow Milk Cookie Yan w GN! Reader? Just headcannos are fine

Love your work, English isn't my first language, sorry if I made any mistakes

Yeah, he is perfect yandere material. I mean, personality and powers are perfect for any yandere.

First, you're a friend of Pure Vanilla Cookie

Shadow Milk wants to torment Pure Vanilla, so seeing your connection gives him a way to do that

He separates you from the group and uses you as bait

When Pure Vanilla Cookie rescues you, Shadow Milk Cookie tries to forget about you and move onto his next victims

But he can't and it starts driving him even more insane than he already is

He tries torments others in order to take his mind off you, which doesn't work

Having no idea what's happening he thinks back to the behavior Candy Apple Cookie displays towards him

So, it hits him he loves you

Because he feels like the Soul Jelly belongs to him he has similar feelings about you

Using his shapeshifting abilities he stalks you in every aspect of your life

His will eventually kidnap you, under the lie that you're bait for Pure Vanilla Cookie

Is an Obsessive, Manipulative, Stalker, and Sadistic yandere

Also kind of a dorodere

Traps you in the Spire of Shadows

Has the plan to make you his wonderful partner in lies and deceit

Will use his powers to break your mind to get you to love him

Has a really fucked up view of what love is

Gets impatient, so he wants you to give in quickly

If you keep fighting him then he'll keep using his powers to make you give into him

Doesn't want you sexually and his view of romantic is fucked up

All you clothing are in his colors and style, but more lolita or ouji styled with hairstyles that fit the theme

The day you break will be the day he calls you "birthday" as it is the day the new you was "born"

Overall creepy, stay away! Stay away! Beware the glowing blue eyes!

[ablobwhowrites]

Hear me out on this yandere cookie run ramble guys

(plus sorry for disappearing for so long. I'm trying to cook with new stuff coming soon, hopefully this week to next week.)

Imagining a self aware cookie run au and yes the cookies come out of y/n's phone but are the small sizes because they are cookies and y/n who has a office job now has to deal with yandere cookies from both ovenbreak and kingdom. Shadow milk cookie nearly got y/n fired are he decided to use his powers on some of the office stuff y/n has and ended breaking several things instead. (They do how their powers they can get very out of control or just be very weak) y/n just being this normal person who now has to deal with these cookies and now has taken up a whole hobby of making small buildings for the cookies to live in. Now the livingroom coffee table and bookshelf has become bascially a small kingdom for the cookies or just small parts of the living room just different kinds of kingdoms depending on it. Even almond cookie helps y/n get ready in the morning by pointing out what to fix on y/n's work suit and stuff.

Then y/n having to keep the Beasts and Ancients separate so they don't fight. Also the cookies made mandatory for y/n to bring at least one or two cookies with them to keep them safe as they don't know the dangers of this world and rather keep y/n safe. But mainly y/n sits in a office and I love to think some cookies like to sit in quiet with y/n enjoying to silence with them but other cookies absorb get bored of hate it but that is the sacrifice they will make for their dear baker. And also imagining if y/n has any unhealthy habits like staying awake at night for to long then they will be forced to sleep and Moonlight cookie as well as dream Weaver cookie to make sure y/n gets the recommendation dose of sleep. Or if unhealthy eating habits then they'll try to help with that as well to make sure y/n gets healthy amounts of greens (carrot cookie, potato cookie and spinach cookie make sure of that)

plus hey at least the farmer cookies help y/n make a small garden even if it's small it's a good way to have fresh vegetables and fruits, plus they take care of them for y/n when they are gone at work. Also agent olive cookie loves to go with y/n to their office, as they have a job to protect y/n and try to do it well. Coffee cookie also love to talk with y/n in the mornings and even gets excited seeing the giant cups y/n but when y/n takes her on a grocery store trip, she always reminds y/n to get the best kind of coffee bean as she knows her coffee and wants the best for y/n also she may or may not take a bit of coffee for herself as of course she needs to taste the flavor to see if it's up to standard for y/n to drink.

But secretly the cookies are trying to find a way to get y/n back to their world, to earthbread as this life is to taxing on y/n from what they've seen but sadly traveling over to their bakers world really destroyed their phone but after y/n got a new one, the cookies wonder if they can use another device and of course cream puff and expresso cookie are on it but it just worries the ancients that the beast cookies will try to take y/n away when getting back to earth bread.

(that's it for my yap session but if you like this idea and want more please don't be shy and request any ideas if you want more or just have ideas for stories or y/n's. But for now please stay safe and drink water!)

[vividc4ndy]

Loving boyfriend who's like actually kinda pathetic. The kind of guy who wants to sit at your feet and just nuzzle your thigh while you watch TV...the craziest part is literally most of it is so innocently intended.

He's not trying to get in your pants, he just wants to stare up at you adoringly :(

[magicalbunbun]

Im losing my motivation for my many aus

I dont know why, but i think I'm losing my talent for drawing 😕

[eepy-cookies]

Can you believe what after the update your almost the only one feeding the black Sapphire x reader tag? I'm in shambles

Interesting :0

Have another one!

[fanged-fanfics]

YOUR STUFF IS SO >>>>>>>

Might I request some Black Sapphire Cookie with a very cuddly/physically affectionate reader? Either male or gender neutral reader, whichever you prefer

Hope you're having a fabulous day! ✨

☆ Holding A Gem — Black Sapphire Cookie x Male Reader HCs ☆

Genre: Fluff || he/him pronouns for reader || No warnings needed

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ᯓᡣ𐭩 Black Sapphire was always one under admiring eyes, so it was safe to conclude that he adored being doted on. All the attention and praise was what he fed off of, it kept him going

ᯓᡣ𐭩 When it came to you, he was no different. He preens at all your compliments, accepts all gifts handed to him, anything you're willing to give, including physical affection

ᯓᡣ𐭩 You could even go so far as to say it's one of his preferred love languages. He'll very easily plop himself in your lap and begin laying on compliments while you pet his hair

ᯓᡣ𐭩 When he has a really hard day he'll silently hug you from behind or lay his head on you as a means of quietly asking for comfort

ᯓᡣ𐭩 He adores being lifted. If you can pick him up in your arms bridal style, he's immediately smitten ("Well, who knew my handsome guy was a strong one too? You never fail to impress me~")

ᯓᡣ𐭩 He'll let you cuddle with him while he's looking over scripts or working on new material, he claims it helps him focus and he'll give you little kisses throughout

ᯓᡣ𐭩 If you're at all into PDA he's definitely going to shamelessly cling onto you in public. He's not worried about rumors, he'll gladly tell people on a live broadcast who his boyfriend is, he feels no shame dating you whatsoever

ᯓᡣ𐭩 It eventually gets to a point where if you forget to cuddle him at your regular intervals he's gonna start thinking he did something wrong and butter you up, or just get huffy and upset and act pissy about it until you're snuggling again

[peach-top]

:: old cringy ass design from 2 yrs ago ::

:: redesign of red spider lily cookie's monstous form under cut ::

:: TW: blood, slight gore(?)

:: index ::

[amphibiahawks321]

Golden cheese : When you love someone

Golden cheese : You have to go after them...

Smokecheese : .....

Smokecheese : is that how you got Y/N cookie?

Golden cheese : Btch I look like THIS! Home girl don't chase, Home girl GETS chased!

M!Reader cookie : ......

M!Reader cookie : You literally cried when I accept your confess–

[Golden Cheese put a finger on Y/N cookie's mouth]

Golden cheese : Ssssssshhhh... That part never happened dear ✨

[cookiekissers]

This one's a little personal and idk if you'll do it but maybe Shadow Milk and Pure Vanilla standing up for a reader who's being screamed at by their coworker?? Happened to me recently and it felt awful :,) (both separate hcs)

[Pure Vanilla Cookie & Shadow Milk Cookie x Reader]

[head canons] [fluff]

Sorry this is a bit late anon, sorry to hear that happened to you and I hope you're doing better 🫶

[Pure Vanilla Cookie]

Pure Vanilla Cookie would hear the commotion and come running to your aid right away.

He would physically put himself between you and your coworker and keep them away from you until they tire themselves out enough so that he can figure out what happened.

He would quickly pacify your angry coworker, as that's something he's very good at due to his calming voice and gentle demeanor.

If you made a mistake, he can understand the frustration, but surely that's no reason to yell at you like that!

Pure Vanilla Cookie will give you an opportunity to go on a short break to calm yourself down and he will step in to help fix whatever problem that has your coworker so upset.

Pure Vanilla will vouch for you no matter what, and will resolve the situation peacefully.

After things have calmed down, he will check up on you with a snack in the break room to see if you're ok.

Pure Vanilla will comfort you as much as you need. Even if you made a mistake and it is your fault, he will stay with you and promises to help you fix it.

Later he would probably mention your coworker's outburst at you to a manager. Doing something like that is very unprofessional and unacceptable, especially if you didn't deserve it! There are many different ways to handle workplace conflict than screaming at someone.

[Shadow Milk Cookie]

Shadow Milk is not as nice as Pure Vanilla is when it comes to confronting your angry coworker.

He will very quickly butt into the "conversation" and quite directly tell your coworker to "shut up." Shadow Milk doesn't care if they start screaming at him next. He can take it.

Shadow Milk will point out that your coworker is embarrassing themselves by causing a scene in front of everyone, and point out all the people staring.

He will secretly cause a scene elsewhere and tell them to handle it, and while your coworker is distracted, he comforts you and brings you to a quiet area for you to calm down. Shadow Milk will also make an effort to crack a few jokes to make you smile.

This coworker is now on Shadow Milk's shit list for yelling at you. Of course, everything he does to them will be completely petty and won't be able to be traced back to him or you.

Shadow Milk will "accidentally" trip them, spill food on them, stealing their lunch, and start reporting them constantly for minor infractions to management.

Will talk shit behind their back and act sweet to their face. He will make you feel better about the situation, if your mind ever lingers on the painful memory of being yelled at, Shadow Milk will distract you with a catty comment about your coworker.

Shadow Milk is petty, but he'll always be on your side. If your coworker ever tries to pick a fight with you again, Shadow Milk Cookie will back you up.