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Haha… yeah… that’d be crazy…
#“wait so when you guys time travelled you DIDNT meet the giant time baby?”#“not quite but we did see a giant floating baby head? that was mostly when we were travelling between dimensions…”#“YOU WERE WHAT”#my art#gravity falls#phineas and ferb#dipper pines#Mabel pines#phineas flynn#ferb fletcher
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nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in
#my brother going OH FUCK GLUTEN BLAST was funny though so points taken#if somebody has cast a curse on me or something can you please undo it i will meet your demands for ramson
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Cooking horror game where you play as a cook working in the galley of a ship in the 1800s. There’s some kind of supernatural nautical horror story going on in the background but you barely notice this because you spend all day cooking in the galley.
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POV : you're about to get served the most bomb food to ever exist possibly
#artists on tumblr#art#cool art#small artist#fanart#sannuizart#anime and manga#one piece#vinsmoke sanji#one piece sanji#black foot sanji#sanji#op sanji#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#senshi#the way of the house husband#gokushufudou#gokushufudō#immortal tatsu#crossover#i need them to meet
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how i feel when someone reblogs my stuff with a really really nice tag
#[📍regular broadcast!]#the sillies#thank you to everyone who has interacted with me over the past few days HEHEHE#asks will be put off until tonight ; i have 2 more meetings hehe
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I'm a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I'm there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I'm a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I'm friends with the local wizard
#Stardew valley#most common meeting place for me and my girlfriend is level 20 of the mines#I'm so proud of her 🥲#i give her spicy eel that i got from killing monsters in the skull caverns#seriously can you imagine having someone like that in your town lmao
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NEVERMIND THE MEETING HAPPENED
found the screenshot from the adventure bible and I'm obsessed
i knew girls are gonna dress up!! look at flertom! she's ready to charm that dwarf bachelor
mayjack seem to be wearing her "prettier" shirt and just regular boots. just like her dad. cute
puckpatti even brought some flowers!
#girls.... them.....#chilchuck looks so cute too......#family meeting!!!#marcille is a mood tbh#dunmeshi#chilchuck tims#dunmeshi senshi#marcille donato#dungeon meshi#thoughts
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local ladies man’s signature move totally useless against autistic monster enthusiast. more on Kabru’s fumble era at 6
#i’ve seen so many interpretations of that 1 hr freeze frame of Kabru’s smile in ep 16#he’s meeting his long time crush of course he’s trying to charm him#Kabru so obviously has a big fat giant crush on Laios#like atp in the story he’s tried to talk to him and get his attention so many times agjdjajdj#Laios is the human rubix cube he’s been searching for his entire life#everyone else is almost too easy for Kabru to pin down#Laios on the other hand … a treasure trove of autistic mystery#Kabru is so locked in#Kabru used signature move: charming smile#Laios: no effect!#there’s something so beautiful about the popular pretty boy entering his fumble era when his one true love turns out to be autistic#labru#laios touden#kabru of utaya#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#wasabi rambles#seen so many clock that smile as nefarious and machiavellian#baby no Kabru is just dialing the charm up to 100 and what we’re all feeling is second hand embarrassment LMAO
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When I was young my dad offhandedly told me he thought people treated fish with so much casual cruelty because fish can’t scream.
The words branded themselves across my soul.
As an adult I think he may have been joking. He payed no especial attention to any indignities fish suffered in our household but I could never forget. I saw fish in a different light after that.
Fish kept in tiny bowls, breathing their own poisons, dying by inches. Fish kept in cold tanks, casually disposed of. Fish touted as being short lived when they could outlive the better loved family dog if only they could breathe. Fish casually won and discarded in cheap plastic bags, thrown away a week later.
How they would scream, if they could.
#fish#poetry#I suppose? I dunno#animal cruelty#I’d actually love to keep fish but I’m terrified of trying to meet the needs of a creature that can’t bother me#they’re so beautiful and mistreated#writing
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“Bruce Wayne’s superpower is money” Bruce Wayne’s superpower is the ability to actively have a full-fledged panic attack and still look Superman himself dead in the eye without any of his vitals changing. Heart rate is a solid 60 BPM. You can’t even see him breathing. Put some respect on my man’s name.
#treadmill thoughts#bruce wayne#batman#dc#superman#Clark Kent#if Clark pays SUPER close attention#he can detect the adrenaline/cortisol spike#but only if he knows to look for it#meanwhile Bruce spent the whole JL meeting try not to flip a chair#out of anxiety#or a flashback etc
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#cream pussy#eat my pussy#fill my pussy#finger my pussy#fuck my wet pussy#good pussy#hook me up#lick my pussy#long distance relationship#lick my hole#lick my ass#meet and fuck#meetup#hot breast#big natural breasts#big breats#big breasted women#big beautiful breasts#big tiddy committee#big tiddy gf#big juicy ass
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i'm genuinely having so much fun writing a jock protagonist. can't believe i never tried this before. all these years i've been limiting myself needlessly
#technically he's an ex-jock#fantasy equivalent of a quarterback who peaked in high school#he was a celebrated acrobat for a while and then a sports injury took him out#now he spends his days fishing for sturgeon and falling asleep during council meetings
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we had a true lost in translation moment with flag signalling today
some background: the international code of signals is used as shorthand for communicating important information between vessels unto this day. everyone carries a flag alphabet for this purpose and you can raise flags separately or together to indicate conditions and requests.
so when my crew mate informed me that the navy boat we were passing had two signal flags up i asked him to relay me the message because i was busy downstairs.
here is what he saw through the binoculars:
the flag on the left is Alpha (I have a diver down; keep well clear at slow speed) and the right one is Bravo (I am taking in or discharging or carrying dangerous goods.) the vessel most likely had clearance divers out to remove underwater explosives and wanted others to steer clear.
however, my beloved crew mate only vaguely recalled that Alpha stands for divers and Bravo stands for dangerous. so imagine my surprise when they hesitantly relayed that
"the navy...wants us to know that their divers know how to fight?"
#IT WAS SO FUNNY#there was such a palpable moment of incomprehension and then everyone lost their shit#anyway. MY DIVERS SMOKE YOUR DIVERS. MEET ME AT THE PORT ENTRANCE
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warmth in the cold
#gravity falls#stanley pines#grunkle stan#his first meeting with the twins!#dipper pines#mabel pines#dipper and mabel#book of bill#thisisnotawebsitedotcom#not really happy with how i did the values here but oh well#this was supposed to have a companion piece but#they didn't really connect all that well#so im posting them on their own#caption is from the song “because you love me” by the rare occasions#one of my fave songs!#the book of bill
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PART 1 / PART 2 / PART 3 / PART 4
#and thus they meet at last…#crazy#I kinda wanna write it yknow#we’ll see#my art#gravity falls#twins in time au#stan pines#ford pines#stanley pines#stanford pines
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