#there should be SEXY WOMEN!!!

[dissectress]

nah bc why aren’t there half naked hot bimbos walking around carnage hall serving drinks. come on we need a little eye candy for the fighters. sigh, if techland won’t provide then i will

[robinlovexo]

touch me, taste me

give love to the divine beautiful powerful sacred body that holds me

[shokveyv]

shut up

[obliviouskara]

tho the most common hc of supercorp is the mighty top™ kara danvers aka supergirl and the queen of all bottoms lena luthor (which okay listen my lena luthor is a to—) we love that for them! its great! 10/10 but there's just something about picturing supergirl the girl of steel alien kyrptonian indestructible superhero at the mercy of lena luthor a mere human which granted she's not just a human, she's a multi million dollar tech CEO philanthropist genuis lena luthor she also happens to be human and to have a superhero begging for her, to have the woman that have bullets bouncing off of her shaking for her touch— whimpering desperate for lena's touch, writhing panting and gasping for air and watching her lose control all because of lena. for kara, who has never been accustomed to pain (at least not on earth with sunlight and all) want to feel pain, the pain that comes from pleasure by lena luthor and no one else. for her to crave lena luthor like she's the sun. if that's not the sexiest thing you can think of then i don't know what else is.

[silver-horse]

unfortunately I have opinions about the ascendant astarion ending and I have been holding back from saying it. but it's a problem that applies to the whole game and it's been annoying me

what's actually weird about the ascendant "romance" scene is that the writer considers it a tempting option for the player. They wrote it to be bad, but they also think it's a fun and sexy option. Same goes for the haarlep scene which they also wrote that way because they find it sexy. Except finding this sexually appealing entirely hinges on the idea that the player is a submissive. So RIP to a scene that the rest of us could have found sexy because the lead narrative designer was a submissive. lmao

In this game you can have a scene where you have to kneel for a male character. But you can never have a male character do the same for you. (Halsin doesn't count. It's a vanilla scene, he is not submissive there and we are not even asking/telling him to kneel down) You don't get such options, not even if you play a drow female! RIP the number one reason for playing drow female to be honest. lol You can kneel and fully submit to ascendant astarion or fully submit to mizora or fully submit to haarlep or submit to lae'zel or submit to minthara. you can get whipped by abdirak or you can tell him "touch me and lose a hand" he even responds positively to this remark and yet the possibility to flip the dynamic doesn't exist. There is never an option where a male character truly submits to the player. RIP to a scene that would have been the opposite of the traditional dynamic. the potential that existed but they never used the opportunity

By the way, how interesting that Lae'zel is dominant but she is a woman so ofc you get the option to tell her “no you will submit to me”. You never get such switch options with any of the male characters... Obviously it's not ascendant where they could have made that an option. My point is that it's NEVER an option among so many male characters.

It's a cool idea that the bad ending in a romance means "I saw this character as a sex object" except it falls apart when the scene is very sexually unappealing to anyone who is more dominant leaning. If I see a character as a sex object then I would place them in sexual situations which are appealing to me. so the message doesn't quite work. because there isn't anything that I can selfishly choose for myself just because I like it and I find it sexy.

[localcryptic]

we've seen ortega become disillusioned with the hero system, do shady shit for their own goals, break the law for sidestep's sake..... i'm just saying how much of a leap is there between all that and ortega having their own villain arc

[several-ravens]

post season 2 horny rant about elias don't click if it's going to upset you

MY HUSBAND. A MURDERER. who would have thought???

so it was him at the murderous end of that pipe. good for him

when i tell you i screamed when he walked into the room. i mean damn he can talk to me like that whenever he wants. HIS VOICE??? and that little evil speech at the beginning oooooh that's enough to kill me

maybe he didn't need to murder leitner as well but also who am i to stop him? like eurgh brotha eurgh but also ooooh baby heaven is a place on earth like that one remix that's on tiktok atm

AND because that wasn't enough, on top of being evil and fucked up he's also very powerful

excuse me but that's hot af. his place of power should be me.

(i have a thing for evil powerful men in case that wasn't clear)

[heterophobicdyke]

people who think butch lesbians are trying to emulate men and therefore are misogynistic are so fucking gendery. tailored suits and/or short hair and/or mechanics and/or gaining muscle and/or penetrative sex aren’t oppressing women, males are 🙄 🔪 🩸

[punch-love]

if the harley quinn show was about men it would have such a big audience but no. poison ivy being a remorseless killer who only values the life of her sadistic girlfriend is lost on this website

[wroteclassicaly]

Plus sized women are never fantasized about in media (unless they’re a size 4-16. And even that is pushing it, according to the mainstream). We’re the sidekicks, in secret, the background, the jokes. We are never the lead, we never get the hot guy or hot girl, we are killed off in a show, even shows that are supposed to represent us and be the most for us - they always exclude us. There’s no posters of us on any characters walls. Hollywood builds itself around seeing worth in only thin people.

Media, and even other people do it. If you aren’t thin, you aren’t desirable, you aren’t human, you aren’t even clean, according to the standards of media/the world. Doesn’t matter if you are healthy or have a health condition. If you’re a fat person, you’re already on the outs.

[mariyekos]

My logic/HC for why Lady dresses the way she does is that she figures any demon who hurts her will be able to hurt her regardless of whether she's wearing armor or not, so she might as well go for something with mobility to keep from getting hit in the first place. No point in wearing something that would restrict movement if a demon claw could tear your leg off whether you're wearing clunky armored pants or some easy-to-move-in shorts!

(Yes I know the real reason is that the devs like sexy minimally-clad women but let's just imagine it's the in-universe explanation okay)

[elizabethrobertajones]

I am sad that we don't have the massive old people scales like Temulun or the Oronir storyteller for our WoLs. Let me give the men the scale porn stachs! And massive scales for all Au Ra!

Au Ra getting more and more scaled as they get older until Grandma is just chilling halfway up a warm brick wall :D

[dracoj]

Obsessed with the exchange “It’s what [Jackie] would have wanted … for you, for the baby” “But I wanted it too”. Shauna can barely admit the last part to Lottie; it's the core of her guilt and shame. Not that they ate Jackie, but that her hunger wasn't purely biological or practical or based on the hypothetical wishes of dead Jackie or based on the nutritional needs of her pregnant body. All of that doesn't matter. She wanted to eat her. She has always wanted to eat her. That yawning chasm of desire for Jackie, Jackie's body, is why she slept with Jeff, it's why she never let go.

Since all the Yellowjackets are stuck in the woods, one way or another, the teen/adult character arcs tend to mirror each other, like the characters all going in circles. (Misty making new friends, Tai sleepwalking, Lottie cult running, etc.) I think we're going to see teen Shauna embrace the darkness and uncertainty of the wilderness as we see adult Shauna start acting more on her darkest impulses. "I used to think that made me some kind of pervert" "What do you think now?" "That I like the way I am". That ravenous, unacceptable hunger in Shauna has just grown and grown, suffocated in the perfectly normal suburban life she's chosen, but now she's stopped suppressing it. And the rabbits in the garden are no longer enough.

[regina-del-cielo]

Nothing against Sifan Hassan but as an F1 fan the Olympic Games being closed by THE DUTCH ANTHEM feels like the worst irony

[rarebritney]

sure, i enjoy a photo of a focussed, beautiful young woman playing chess as much as the next person. but don't you think it's getting a little bit weird. these are photos of women competing in a challenging, intellectual game, often at a very high level....some of them are grandmasters or world champions. so basically what's happening here is bloggers are combing through pics of women playing competitive chess to find the ones where they look the most fuckable so we can all gawk at them? doesn't this bother anyone else? I'm really beginning to tire of it. it's objectifying, especially when the name of the player is not even included in the post