#there shall be more

[jasmindoodles]

More random incoherent drawings of these two!

The main concept idea is from the lovely @galaxygolfergirl blame her if all you see on my page are these two for awhile

[trashmakerarticle]

Batfam as random memes I had saved on my phone for no reason what so ever with out any context

[next-station-willde-central]

Swap AU but I'm not like the other bad boys so I must come up with insane ideas

May I just quote myself to explain the lore

"painkiller-addicted bullfrog heavily gaslit by council to the point where he forces out multiple memories out of his head, trying to keep his already ruined life with a healthy lifestyle, meditation, martial arts and alternative medicine, also attempting to cure his odd bubble-breathing illness that suddenly appeared one day, as an act of desperate move to get some answers, is convinced to meet an ancient, elusive assasin with ability to smell out your ass just by your blood that's got caught because terrorism shit, thinking it'll make him better (it does not)"

If anyone asks "why the fuck does Bullfrog has those spots?? Did you REALLY have to ruin him so hard?", then may I explain it's because Eden wanted to have an exotic presenter from faraway land called France, so they just manipulated him into tatooing some of the spots and/or painting some of them for the show (like some side show stars were "upgraded" and made marketable and "appealing", more unique by their managers - a fucked up procedure, I am aware, but I imagine the Council really would do something like that to their "face"); also they kept lying about him being poisonous because they wanted to push the vision of "our icon is a mysterious and elusive dart frog that may kill you with his venom if you touch him, but look, he's an immigrant and a rare hybrid species, as you can see, we are a very tolerant company-country and we want minorities to thrive"

May I spoil it for you? He is very much ignored, looked down upon and gaslit, like aformentioned, to the point he does not remember he wasn't born spotted

And oh yeah, forgot the most important part - I am insane for this AU, as you can see, I have just written a few paragraphs about a fictional assasain frog and a limbless shark because I love them; I guess it must happen sometimes

[crepegosette]

Can we see more BrUsa! Please I'm begging you

have those sketches for now

[freepassbound]

[ilovedthestars]

there really are few emotions i find more compelling in a story than "you should be afraid of me. please don't be afraid of me"

[prlssprfctn]

Bruce: I am rather concerned. Do you all, perhaps, need an additional health check? How come most of you don't hear my commands through comms from the first time?

Barbara: That's because half of them have a music blasting in their ear at the same time.

Bruce: What—

Damian: Nonsense. Neither I nor Cain do this.

Jason, shrugging: Your loss.

Barbara: And here goes a guy, who listened Hozier's Nobody Soldier and Rammstein's Rein Raus during today's shoot-out.

Dick, giggling: Of course, he would listen that—

Barbara: What are you laughing about? You had your female K-POP bands blasting on the background.

Dick: I was streaming—

Tim: During shoot-out?

Barbara: At least, they were listening music. You put Kon's forty minute lasting voice message on.

Tim, shrugging: I am not ashamed. I am multitasking, if anything.

Bruce, concerned: ...Do you all realise that all of this could serious—

(The bickering sounds intensify)

[mikhaelissirius]

the birth of satan 🦚

[stemmmm]

play with me play with me play with me play with me play with me play with me play w-

[zephyrchama]

Demon brothers weaponizing their incompetence in the human world to get your attention. Your realm is sooo different to the Devildom, they need you to help them. These ancient and powerful beings are stumped by the incredible inventions of human ingenuity.

Or maybe they're taking advantage of you to monopolize your time.

---

Beelzebub, who had been using a fork just fine all day, suddenly forgets what it's for when you walk into the room. He fiddles with it in his hand and asks, "How does this human fork work?

You respond, confused, "It's the same as any fork? Literally the same as the Devildom, you just... stab the food and put it in your mouth."

"Belphie said human forks are different. You might have to feed me."

---

Asmodeus comes to you in a bath robe, which he managed to put on just fine by himself. "I don't know how human baths work, you'll have to take one with me!"

Belphegor's request is simple. He's already laying down, half asleep, when he grabs your wrist and demands, "Show me how the bed works."

---

"Lucifer, your brothers are driving me crazy again," you complain, having fled to the eldest's room for a moment of reprieve.

Red eyes peer at you from over the rim of his glasses. There's the faint curl of a smile on his lips. "Are they, now? Stay in here as long as you need."

[triona-tribblescore]

Soooo uhhh, I watched Sonic 3...

Anyway completely irrelevant but guess what has made a comeback for my brain?

[gouachemole]

pencil sketch of my favorite murderous nun 🖤

[rowdysketches]

Beel shower card edit

I had to give him back his Beel-ish charm😘

[lambilegs]

listen, lowkey, I feel like sevika would love interacting with a feisty!reader. like, I get why people headcanon her as preferring a partner who's more submissive or, like, lenient with her. but, I don't know, something tells me she'd relish in having a partner who gives her a hard time. someone who she can bicker and argue with back and forth, someone who doesn't just ride with her shit no matter what. she'd like having someone who actually challenges her, and questions her stances, opinions and strategies. someone who gets her to reflect on her actions and give them even more careful consideration than she already does on her own. someone who makes her think even harder.

and aside from a moral standpoint, she would just playfully love it too. something about you looking up at her with a glare whenever she messes around with you has her abdomen stirring with desire. she feels like a teenager again, vying after the attention of someone who is constantly tiring of her. but, she can't help it. she likes when you punch her arm after she makes a cheap shot at one of the guys she's gambling with at the last drop. when you scoff at something tough she says, and teasingly coo that she's just a big softie, dammit, she can't help but feel like one with the way your words are affecting her. when she jokingly wraps an arm around your shoulders, you shrug her off with an eye roll, and when she props her elbow on your head as though it's an armrest, you pretend to bite at her wrist, to which she laughs and wiggles the mechanical fingers, saying, "you sure you wanna do that?"

sometimes, she tries to flirt with you. she'll ask you to go on a walk with her, or sit with her in her corner of the bar when she does repairs on her arm. hey, who said romance is dead? there've been times where you smile, heave a sigh and drawl out, "well, since there's nothing else better to do," which usually incites her pulling out a chair for you and gruffly sitting on her own, getting to work. it's nice, really. you chatter away, she learns more about you, gets more intrigued, then you leave, and she feels just a bit more hollow. it's a vicious cycle. but, she can't resist going back to it, over and over again. especially when there are little moments where it feels like her feelings might be returned. like when she asks you to do one of the above, and you scoff and say, "why don't you ask one of the girls you saw at the brothel today?"

it surprises her the first time, to say the least. but, she grows to like it. a lot. the way you stiffen up next to her when another woman eyes her with desire, how you snap and glare at her when you hear from babette that sevika paid a visit the night before. it feels like you already have your claws sunk into her before she even got the chance to ask you out. and shit, does she really enjoy that. how possessive you are, how livid you get with her for showing attention to anyone who's not you.

she nearly likes it just as much when you direct that anger to someone else. an ex-friend you're steaming with rage over, a disrespectful enforcer, someone who gives sevika, or actually anyone else in the undercity, shit. the way your nostrils flare with the deep breaths you take, how sweat lines your brow, that motion when your eye twitches. she can't help but admire the intensity of what you feel, and how you have the courage to deliver it to someone who deserves it. whether they fuck with you, your people or the city. and on some occasions, with sevika.

[zazrichor]

I will kill any god you ask.

[glorfy-the-bright-haired-ellon]

“This isn’t courage, Jayce. This is cowardice.”

“Okay. Maybe. So what?” Jayce says, voice fraying. “I’m scared.”

The Saved and the Damned by Lapsi has had me in its grip for nigh on a MONTH!!