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Smash Bros Sexyman Contest Round 4!
#incorrect super smash bros#incorrect quotes#super smash bros#smash bros#poll#contest#tumblr sexyman#Bayonetta#Sephiroth#Bayonetta series#Final Fantasy#there is an objectively correct answer here
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meeeee ;3 (artificer rainworld)
#character polls#rain world#(I WAS WAITING FOR THIS ONE. hi i have Very strong opinions about this)#(<- thoroughly unsurprising if you know me on my main you know i am the Strong Opinions About The Artificer Guy)#regardless. i will not say my opinions here for the sake of not influencing voters. however.#i wholeheartedly believe there is an objectively correct answer here
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hey guys so I just started reading Flatland by Edwin A. Abbott and OMG AHSBNSBSBSNSNBSHZHSHDBFHGGHFHGRJ2KSHSBSNSK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE THINKING ABOUT THE RELATIVITY BETWEEN DIMENSIONS!!!!!!
#probably the nerdiest thing i will ever read in my entire life but I AM SO HAPPY#Its the unabridged and corrected 1992 republication btw. if you wanna get specific#the only book in which i have actually decided to read the introductory notes and i do NOT regret it because the editor's one IMMEDIATELY#brought up the âoh but surely the second dimension has thickness how else would flatlanders see anythingâ AND GAVE A REALLY GOOD ANSWER.#which i cannot tell you here. bc it is several paragraphs long and idk how i would shorten it. i would hit tag limit. if thats a thing.#anyways. I'm only a little bit into the first part which basically explains how Flatland works as a society so i haven't even gotten to the#sphere yet but OH MAN I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO EXCITED ABOUT A ROUND OBJECT IN MY LIFE#IM LOSING IT OVER THIS BOOK AAAA :D#me: im so glad i dont have a math class during my senior year! now i dont have to learn anything math-related!#also me: but what if i started studying a complex and almost entirely theoretical part of geometry#bc YEAH i didn't just buy this book bc of gravity falls. I BOUGHT IT BC IVE BEEN RESEARCHING THE 4TH DIMENSION WOOOOOOO!!!!!#one thing i will say i dont like. introductory note suggests the the 4th dimension might be time. this is ok tho bc its followed up with#also saying that time is not a spatial dimension and exist across the 0 1st 2nd and 3rd dimensions which. that epuld mean we live in 4d#already. so. i was worried for a second but THANK YOU THANK YOU OH MY GOD PEOPLE TRYING TO SAY âOH THE 4TH DIMENSION IS TIMEâ I HATE THAT SO#MUCH AAAAGGHHHH AT LEAST RECOGNIZE ITS NOT SPATIAL!!! TIME IS NOT A SPATIAL DIMENSION!!!!!!! IF IT WAS THEN 4D TRAVEL AND TIME TRAVEL WPULD#BE FHE SAME THING AND DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY MUCH COOLER POSSIBILITIES WPULD BE THROWN AWAY IF THAT WAS THAT CASE!!!!! AND. AND. IF THE 4TH#DIMENSION IS TIME. THEN WHATS THE 5TH?? 6TH?? YPU CANT KEEP GOINF ON FOREVER LIKE THAT. YPURE JUST MAKEING MORE 3D WORLSS WITH STUFF IN#ADDITION TO TIME. INTERESTING BUT THAY IS NOT ABOHT HIGHRER DIEMSBSJSNSBAKAJSHDHDHHDHDHDJ#sorry for the rant. jsut. agh i want a spatial 4th dimension. i dont think tesseracts exist through time that would just be an aged cube#anyways yeahhh i love the 4th dimension. new hyperfixation or new special interest? ill have to wait and see. anyways i have done it i have#an oc whos 4 dimensional now and she is the coolest ever i love her#but yeah this book is sosososo good i am literally gonna bring it to school to read instead of draw bc i would lose it if i didn't#10/10 would recommend to anyone who wants to Think
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Alright let's do this I want to talk ER but am procrastinating on episode reaction posts so polls it is.
#er#nbc er#john carter#noah wyle#anna del amico#maria bello#lucy knight#kellie martin#abby lockhart#maura tierney#susan lewis#sherry stringfield#makemba likasu#thandie newton#wendall meade#madchen amick#elaine nichols#rebecca de mornay#abby keaton#glenne headley#harper tracey#christine elise#roxanne please#julie bowen#rena trujillo#lourdes benedicto#man there's so many i ran out of tag space. also i'm trusting you all to behave tbh a 30 year old show should be beyond drama but.#guys i haven't met kem or wendall yet i'm sure they're lovely and interesting but i already know the objectively correct answer here it's#onion rewatches er
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Petra song here.
Switchfoot song here.
If I had a nickel for every time a Christian rock group in the late 90s wrote a song about St. Augustine's Confession, I'd have two nickels.
#there is an objectively correct answer here and i think we all know it. sorry to any petra fans.#christians of tumblr#polls#christianity tag#hymnody tag
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love brianna saying this as if we both don't know the only thing keeping me from being the hannibal fan is the fact I don't watch tv. if it isnt convoluted or codependent and/or doesn't have some weird psychosexual bs going on. what's the point
#jillian talks sometimes#i am insulted she said chess though like cmon the poll said POOL and POKER#throw me a bone#it's about watching and reading your opponent you bitch not looking at the BOARD#and i get that you have to do that while fighting but fighting is so Fast theres no time for anything to build. LEAST sexy option 2 me#<- btw brianna did agree with me here. in case anyone thought one of us would ever have a decent opinion on sensuality (impossible)#she picked cigarettes which is very much objectively correct#however. when the long game is an answer. we play the long game
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Cherty or Cheronica?
Cheryl and Veronica as a couple has a ton of potential to be really good for both of them, they'd make such an excellent rich girl power couple and they're very fun to watch together... but Betty and Cheryl is so much messier and fucked-up and both fixes them and makes them so much worse and gets possessive and toxic and weird and is therefore more compelling to me, personally
#i feel like cheronica is the objectively correct answer here and i do love them together#but cheryl and betty compel me#what i would give for a betty lives at thornhill arc#incest cw#asks#anon
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KH OLDER SIBLING SMACKDOWN
#pers#iâm at the lauriam and strelitzia part of khux. i love this guyyyyyy.#there is an objectively correct answer here btw. like no question#kingdom hearts#kh#kh âlauriam#kh hoder#kh terra#kh aqua#kh axel#khdr#also iâm nosy. put your thoughts in the tags. i want warfare
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i got the okay from my professor to write historically accurate fanfiction about witches in the 1500s for an assignment and iâm trying to figure out a way to write about the Wittebane brothers without making it too obvious or based too much/little in toh universeâŠâŠ.
#like i canât just state that thereâs a whole different joyous dimension that witches come from cause thatâs not how it acctually happened#unless you mean Hell but thatâs still not really correct#in the Middle Ages in Central and Anglo Europe there was definitely some belief of an Other World where magical beings can come from#but humans practicing magic goes back and forth of being tolerable to executable#and the time period iâm dealing with here is not so happy go lucky hehe fun witches#if Evalene didnât have a portal to go back to or weaponry magical powers then she wouldâve been caught and hanged lol#ârealâ witches were accused of playing offence rather than defense#what we see as objectively defensive acts (resisting torture or not answering questions)#were taken as offensive attacks on God and community#Phillip Wittebane would have a blast as an inquisitor and scribe in court. he loooved manipulation and torture#toh#i should post my previous writing assignment cause apparently (according to my friends who i read it aloud to) itâs really well written lol#itâs about a gay woman falling in love with a feminine spirit and using magic to call upon her and run away with her#anyways
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#ashes to ashes#a2a#life on mars#lom#gene hunt#chris skelton#ray carling#I feel like there is an objective correct answer here. And it's not the answer I went for because there is something wrong with me
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I think his preferred love language is someone yelling holy shit when he does something sick. He would be a little bit sad if no one says anything or don't notice when he pulled off the most perfect moonslice. I think he would appreciate someone thinking really he's cool. :)
Adam:
Random onlooker: Holy shit!!
Adam: đ
#anon#unofficial adam answers#adam taurus#how does it feel to be objectively correct#heâs out here holding cool poses for an extra second or two in the hopes someone says something /j#but like yeah the validation of knowing that the power he built up has an impact on others#thereâs something there
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Saejima and Yuki ultimate besties arc WHEN
#i just think they'd be funny#like Yuki turns up at Majimas with wine and take away food#and Is like MAJIMA SAN OPEN UP RIGHT TF NOW MFER#bc she does that now she knows where he is but come 2010 this GIANT dude answers the door like :?#and Yuki's immediately suspicious like is Majima tied up dead in there? and Saejimas like ?? no? Im just stayin here#and shes like OH WAIT are you saejima? yeah majima got really drunk one time and told me about you! Yeah he was crying and shit GAY#and then she just invites herself in and starts telling Saejima all these stories of the club sunshine days#and then Majima gets home and all the food and drink are gone and saejima and yuki are laughin together#and hes like HAW WHAT THE SHIT#and then hes constantly interjecting in yuki's story to 'correct' her and those two are bickering and saejimas just sittin there like :)#I think itd be cute#also yuki hangin around two of the scariest looking gang guys with her lil glasses n turtleneck is objectively funny
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due to Circumstances, I now have a persimmon seedling and a quince tree, and I am pretty enthused about this
#those are the two fruits I most want to grow#I chose persimmon but the variety I bought in the fall apparently didn't make it#so they offered a baby of another variety + the quince to make up the price difference and YES#now#do I realistically have room for two trees in my front yard period?#let alone a fucking persimmon?#hard maybe!!#but lawns as we know are overrated#and sunny barren DRY as FUCK lawns like this one are definitely a waste of space#so. oops it's a mini orchard now#(the objectively correct answer here is to get rid of the giant invasive maple in the front lawn#which I will do if and when the persimmon gets uh persimmon-sized#but that'll be quite a while)#(I have a back yard also. it is Very Shaded. I love trees!!)#(I am also very glad my neighbors who own 2/3 of the giant pines shading the back#realized it'd be a truly stupid expense to take them down for no reason#look if one of them miraculously falls SIDEWAYS onto my house I will be sad for sure but my dudes that ain't the prevailing wind direction#also they seem perfectly healthy (though I would like to somehow find an arborist whose job isn't primarily Cut Down)#and while I will also be very sad if one even more miraculously drops itself or a huge branch on a person in the yard...#rational risk/benefit analysis folks let's get us some)
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ahaha people are actually voting in the slutty shirt-off poll and varric is winning yesss yessss
#shut up chocolate#thank you da fandom for not disappointing me for once#gortash enjoyers i'm sorry but you simply must concede there is an objectively correct answer here
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the winner takes it all
alexia putellas x reader
summary: an unexpected invitation throws your world off-kilter
words: 6276
content warnings: it's a bit unfaithful
notes: in this universe real madrid is a proper opponent and rival to barcelona, in the sense that funding and history is relatively equal (so it's basically more like the men's rivalry)
idk where this came from tbh
Amb gran alegria,Â
Alexia i Olga
Tâinvitem a celebrar la nostra uniĂł matrimonial.Â
10 dâagost de 2025
Gran Hotel Mas dâen Bruno
You havenât read Catalan in years. You squint at the details.Â
You wish you had forgotten it.Â
Only Alexia would do this to you, twisting the knife as though itâs a favour, a compliment. Make it seem psychotic for not wanting to go, make it seem like itâs not a big deal.Â
The invitation isnât personalised. You are not special in her eyes. You have been allowed onto the guest list, you have no mark in her life. Surely Olga would have objected if sheâd known, if sheâd been told. Maybe Alexia doesnât talk about it. Maybe she has heard your name on match reports and team sheets, announcements for captaincy, interviews with Las 16 who called you traidora then and call you traidora now.Â
As if she knew it was coming, your phone begins to light up with messages from Alba. Apologies, perhaps, in her own Alba way. Stuff like âare you comingâ and âyou donât have toâ and then more buzzing, vibrating the shitstorm into a phone call.Â
You donât speak often. Why would you? But you answer it, listless, really, and unsure what the correct approach to this even is.Â
âHola, traidorita,â she says with a nervous giggle, reclaiming your nickname in Barcelona but reminding you of how you are perceived nevertheless. âI donât know why you are on the guest list.âÂ
Alba is like this: straight to the point, unafraid of her sister and unafraid to tell you what she thinks. They are very different, which is why she is the only one who has your current number in her contacts.Â
âYou told her where I live,â you respond. Your shock makes no room for manners. âBecause no one there has my Madrid address, Albi.âÂ
âNo one here has it, yeah. But she asked around. Well, Olga did.â She laughs again. Her nervousness is high-pitched and easily detected. âTold Ale that she has to have her childhood best friend at her wedding.âÂ
âChildhood best friend?âÂ
âEstranged childhood best friend?â she tries, and you can hear the smile and the teasing fucking smugness in it. You wonder if anyone else knows you have been invited. Alba because your address was squeezed out of her, sure, but⊠âAnd my mother thought it was a good idea too, before you try to murder a woman you have never met.âÂ
âIâve met Olga before,â you say without thinking, because thatâs far easier to focus on than the idea of Eli getting involved in this completely undesired reunion that is about two centuries too early. âWhen I was going out with, eh, I donât remember her name. A model. You know what theyâre like. Olgaâs the one who works for⊠thingie.âÂ
Thereâs a sigh from the other end. âSo many models yet not one name has been retained. Do you even ask them?âÂ
âWeâre not usually doing much talking.âÂ
âZorra.â
âComing from youâŠâ You smirk at the thought of all the little secrets Albaâs had you keep, a tradition that started young and became increasingly frequent when you removed yourself from everyone elseâs lives. Itâs like a journal, only you judge her. âYouâre doing a good job of distracting me until I agree to go.âÂ
She hesitates, then. Youâre not an idiot and you know why she called. Alba is supportive but she has her own agenda most of the time, and no one else knows the exact time you get back from training aside from your fellow teammates. Even then, most are too intimidated to contact you in general, let alone to ask about being invited to Alexia Putellasâ fucking wedding.Â
Alba is also very manipulative, a professional puppeteer. And she knows exactly what to say. âItâs been fifteen years. Are you going to let her win?â Itâs an infuriating provocation but it hits its target with ease.Â
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The first step of preparing for this wedding takes place in the form of the Euros: youâre going to win it and be happy enough to ignore the impending doom hanging over your off-season plans. Going into the competition with heavy medals round your necks makes cockiness the slippiest of slopes, and it is safe to say that most of your teammates are prepared to cruise through at least the group stages.Â
An unexpected injury rips Jenniâs opportunity to play from her grasp (an echo of her ex-girlfriend, you briefly think), and she is flying back to Mexico before the tournament begins. Montse is a captain down â of course only this kind of disaster could happen to her â and before Patri can even open her mouth to volunteer for the role, you are dragged into a leadership meeting.
Youâve worn the armband before, though it seared and burned and blistered until you threw it in Jorgeâs face and demanded someone else absorb the hatred it brought. He went ballistic as youâd said it, you remember, his face going red in the soft glow of your hotel room the night before the World Cup final. Heâd leaned forwards, fist clenched, knuckles white and wanting to choke the life out of you.
âYou have no respect!â heâd roared, voice splitting like thunder against the thin walls of your hotel room. âNot for me, not for your country, not for anything!â His breath was coming out in sharp ragged gasps. He spat. Youâd wiped it off your body. âI thought you had scraped all the Catalan out of you, but here it is!â heâd screamed, loud enough to be heard but so comfortable in his power that it did not seem to frighten him. âSelfish and arrogant. You should have made it Seventeen.âÂ
Heâd left in his rage, slamming his door.Â
You regretted smiling in pictures with him, shaking his hand, kissing his cheek. You regretted the press conferences and interviews, the shaky defence you had constructed, the words of faith and trust you had professed and tried to believe. It had changed you, just a little bit, that incident. Made you think about who you are, where you come from. Made you remember someone youâd tried to forget.Â
But Irene and Alexia, staring at you with both contempt and confusion as you take a seat at the conference table, donât know any of this. Why would they? To them, this is the traidora.Â
âY/n is going to take Jenniâs place as third captain,â says Montse firmly, if she even knows how to do that. Irene and Alexia share a glance. Their roles have been restored for this competition and they are not prepared for an intruder to take that from them, although Irene will later remind Alexia that it is not your fault Jenni got injured. âI trust you three will come up with a suitable management plan. If you need me, you know where to find me.âÂ
None of you really do know where she lurks, but she is walking off before you can clarify.Â
âWe already have a strategy.â And she says it in Catalan, looking falsely apologetic when she is kicked underneath the table.Â
âGood job, Alexia,â you tell her, so nauseatingly saccharine that you almost think of the nearest route to a toilet. Sheâs surprised youâve granted her a reply though, which is satisfying enough. About to spit out another remark to divide yourselves further, you shift in your chair, stretching out your legs underneath the table.Â
It is then that her ring catches your eye.
Itâs delicate, shiny. A neatly cut diamond set in platinum with slight details that tell you someone thought about Alexia when they had this made and got it all wrong. Or maybe this is what she likes now. Itâs not what youâd have given her.
She sees your eyes fall to her fingers, watching carefully as your gaze heats the metal and makes it almost too hot for her to keep on. You donât really want her to know that youâve seen it but youâve made it bleeding obvious and so the predicament spirals and Irene wants, desperately, to leave you two alone â she knows shouldnât, sheâs aware of the health and safety risk.Â
There is something about the way Alexia clenches her jaw, posture stiffening as she allows herself one flicker from your face to the ring, that tells you she is bracing herself for a bullet. She always did have an uncanny ability to read you, however unwanted it was.Â
You lean back in your chair, aware of how the bystander is holding her breath, and decide to swallow the words burning on your tongue. Youâve accepted her invitation, and bitter manners are still manners. âCongratulations,â you say, words clipped and brittle, each syllable more venomous than the last.Â
The chair makes a screeching sound as you stand. Irene flinches but Alexia does not move. She refuses to watch as you walk out of the room.Â
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Three hours later, Alexia is off the phone with Olga and knocking on Ireneâs door with an embarrassed suppression of urgency. Shoulders hunched and lips downturned, the sight is enough for her to be ushered inside with only the quiet flap of Ireneâs arms to beckon her forwards. With this part of the training camp being not quite tunnel-vision yet, Ireneâs room is littered with toys and toddler stuff. Usually Alexia would be looking at them in quiet excitement. Right now, she is not so sure.Â
âSecond thoughts?â Irene asks, and Alexia half-jumps backwards in shock, about to furiously shake her head and profess her love for Olgaâ âI think the plan is good. I donât think we need to worry about Y/n in the centre, seeing how sheâs been playing there this season.âÂ
It slowly dawns on Alexia that Irene has assumed this is pre-tournament nerves, and that she is being shown such a vulnerable side of her co-captain because, well, who else can be? No one wants to see their commander gulp at the sight of the battlefield.Â
âShe still favours her left,â Alexia gets out. âShe might drift, leaving a big gap for you to cover.âÂ
âSheâs got offers from PSG, Chelsea, and Washington Spirit. Itâs in her interest not to drift.âÂ
âSheâs good at drifting.âÂ
Irene doesnât respond to that.Â
âSince when did you wear your ring to training?â is what she chooses to say instead, asking the question with a healthy fear of getting her head bitten off, taking a small step backwards to put her at a safer distance.Â
Alexia doesnât reply immediately, her fingers grazing the ring as she thinks. The weight of it seems heavier now, almost suffocating in the sterile air of the hotel room, as though this is everything sheâs been trying to avoid. Her heart thuds against her ribcage. It feels like everyone is starting to notice.Â
âI didnât think it was an issue.â Her voice is tight, defensive, but with a subtle, betraying crack. She pulls her hand back from the air, letting it fall to her side. âWe hardly did much more than pass the ball today so I kept it on.âÂ
Itâs a poor excuse. It comes off for the cameras, not the contact of the game. Irene knows that. But, to her credit, she doesnât push. She just watches Alexia, eyes narrowed slightly in an unreadable expression. âI just thought you guys were keeping it a bit more⊠private.âÂ
Alexia turns her gaze to the floor, staring at the scattered toys and items around the room. The simplicity of it all, the domestic innocence, makes her feel even more tangled. She feels an urge to lie, to say that Olga asked her to, worried that youâd misinterpret its absence, but Olga doesnât even know she has reason to lose sleep. She hasnât found the courage to explain. She hasnât felt the need to.Â
And, really, the truth is right here, echoing between them. Irene would have pieced together the story, as many of Alexiaâs teammates have, hearing drunken retellings on nights out from whoever has known the two of you the longest that time. Maybe Alba has spoken to her, revealing everything after a round of tequila shots, as she tends to do. There are a few suggestions the older woman could make to her teammate, wounds she could open and then nurse, but she doesnât and so she waits.Â
Until, finally, Alexia admits, âitâs complicated. She has caught me off-guard.â It could mean many things, but it is either your captaincy or the acceptance of her wedding invitation that has done Alexia in. She wonders whether this feeling of dread and uncertainty is the game â or the life waiting for her after she comes back from Switzerland. âLook,â she says abruptly, âIâm not here for advice, Irene.â
âThen why are you in my room?â She doesnât have an answer for that. Irene sweeps her outside, gently but firmly. âIâm not going to tell you what to do,â she treads lightly, âbut when was the last time you had a conversation with her?âÂ
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The training pitch in Switzerland is unseasonably hot, the kind of heat that clings to the air and makes tempers run shorter than usual. Itâs almost a cure to homesickness but then the team look at each other and are back to hating every minute of this. Thereâs an undeniable divide. Montse either does not care or has not caught on.Â
Itâs about your twentieth rondo this session, the ball zipping across the wilting grass as it touches Barça foot to Barça foot, the girls obviously enjoying this. Youâre only holding back because too much investment will lead to another injury, and you are getting somewhat tired of being called a traitor. The players surround you with a ruthless efficiency that is starting to fray your nerves, and you make a note to talk to your coach about training, knowing that it will be easy to manipulate her into following something akin to what the girls at Madrid are more accustomed to.Â
Alexia is one of your taunters. Of course she is.Â
âJust three more interceptions,â she calls out, false strain, false support, false encouragement.Â
You bite back a retort, instead standing still as Aitana rolls a ball right past you. You wipe the sweat from your brow, feigning exhaustion, but the pretense is only that in name. Everyone knows you are one of the best defenders, the Barça girls especially, with their insane pride for La Masia.Â
âLazy,â Alexia mutters.Â
You donât respond, focusing instead on the fire in your chest as you forcibly break the circle and march towards Montse. She looks up from her clipboard as you approach.Â
âWe should split training.â She pauses and then nods. âAttack and defence, at least. And donât let the press hear this, but, my god, Montse, I do not like how theyâre all back.âÂ
âWeâre a stronger team,â she says, but sheâs smiling and you are definitely her favourite. Another deep breath and she is calling a water break.Â
The girls retreat to the sidelines for ice and hydration, and you reunite with the people you like. Your club teammates prefer you at national camp, because there is something less reclusive about you. Itâs as though youâre trying to prove that you get on.Â
Olga hands you a water bottle, the contents of which you guzzle down in one go. She begins to comment on the absurdity of Alexiaâs mandated rondos (âwhy do they have to keep reminding themselves how to pass a ball?â) and while you agree, your attention is diverted. Alexia is standing a few meters away with Mariona Caldentey. Sheâs listening to something the forward is telling her, face focused, finger twisting her ring around in circles.Â
That fucking ring.Â
You look away before you are caught in such a compromising position, wiping your forehead with your damp training shirt.Â
âOye,â Misaâs voice pulls you back, âare you paying attention?â Youâre not even sure when she joined the conversation. Your relationship with the goalkeeper has always been overly complicated. You work very closely, what with you commanding the backline and her⊠also commanding the backline. But sheâs friends with people who must have at least once wished you dead, so itâs hard to tell where you stand. âAre you okay?âÂ
âYeah,â you lie, screwing the cap back onto the water bottle and placing it in Olgaâs held-out palm.Â
âYouâre never this spacey. Youâve been off since the meeting,â she presses, her voice gentle but insistent. âIf this is about the captaincyââÂ
âItâs not,â you snap, harsher than what was meant. Her eyes widen slightly and you sigh, pinching the bridge of your nose. âSorry. Itâs not about that. Iâm fine.âÂ
Misa doesnât look convinced but she nods, letting it drop. Gratitude relaxes your shoulders but the uneasy silence that follows is punishing enough for you to be eager for training to resume.Â
Now that the rondos have been left behind until tomorrow, you divide into teams for a scrimmage. The squad is split into four and you throw yourself into the exercise. Every touch, every pass, every run is perfect, and you are unrecognisable from your lackadaisical lull only ten minutes ago. Youâre pushing your body and it flicks onto autopilot, driven by muscle memory and determination.Â
Your headâs not in it. You canât outrun her shadow. You canât think when your teams are against each other.Â
The ring must have come off now, and she is getting stuck in. Sheâs relentless and irritating, evading your teammatesâ tackles and drawing you into her. Itâs almost transportative: back you go to gardens after school or being barefoot on the beach, forced out of your relaxation and into an endless game of âtackle me like you mean itâ. She has that same glint in her eye, that same goading gleam. You consider it, but crutches at a wedding is a low blow.Â
And so you lay off. Just on her, and only just enough so that she knows you are not trying. You do not care for petty squabbles. You are not willing to go back to those memories, to that time.Â
Or at least, thatâs the message you hope she gets.Â
The games slowly wind down, prompted by Montseâs whistle to signal the end of the session. You stay on the pitch longer than anyone else, taking you time to collect the stray balls scattered across the grass. Itâs partly an excuse to delay walking into the locker room, where the tension will be thick (you were not the right choice for third captain in the eyes of your teammates), and partly because you need a moment to breathe.Â
The others slowly disperse, peeling off to the showers or collapsing onto benches. Alexia lingers longer than most, wiping away her sweat with her shirt, abs exposed and tensed. She watches you as you move across the pitch, and though her gaze is subtle, you can feel it blazing hotter than the sun lashing down on you. But, despite her staring, she too is eventually coaxed away. Youâre unsure whether she is thankful for the interruption.Â
When you finally make your way to the changing rooms, most of your teammates are in the showers, and the sound of running water mingled with laughter echoes. You take a seat at the locker you were assigned and let out a slow breath, peeling off sweat-soaked socks with mild disgust. You turn to fling them into your laundry bag, but their flight path is blocked by a blonde who has clearly delayed her own shower to talk to you.Â
Sheâs looking oddly pensive. You donât like it.Â
âWe need to talk.â Itâs uncomfortable for Alexia to say and itâs worse for you to hear. Youâre not sure youâre okay with her decision to become reasonable and mature. Itâs quite the compliment to always be the cause for stoic, rational Alexia Putellas going absolutely batshit crazy.Â
Driving her up the wall is fun.Â
âIâll send you an invitation. No need to tell me which room is yours.â You give her a smile. And, like you always do, you walk away.Â
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Thereâs a charge to the air that is choking you by dinner time. The upgrade to captain allowed for your own room, and it is easy to blow off teammates who want to have plans with you with the simple excuse of needing to talk to your agent. You technically do, since you are going to leave Madrid during the transfer window, but you have no intention of dialling his number until he confirms the best and furthest team wants you.Â
Youâve spent the evening avoiding the majority of the players, which Montse took advantage of, encouraging you to spend dinner discussing tactics with her and her staff. You feel like the teacherâs pet. You know how angry it is making Alexia.
Collapsing on the bed when you back into your room, you let out a loud groan, sinking into the mattress. Your phone buzzes on the bedside table and for a moment, you think it might be Alba, allowing you no peace and quiet despite her distance. Instead, itâs a message on the team group chat from the strength and conditioning coach about tomorrowâs gym session. A wave of relief washes over you; anything but her.Â
Still, as you scroll, you catch yourself lingering on the names in the group chat, your thumb hovering near Alexiaâs. Your stomach tightens and the memory of her tone, her expression, pulls at you like a tether.Â
Sheâs not going to drop this.Â
Itâs no longer a matter of avoidance in the camp. Youâve said you will be present. She must want to ensure you will not make a scene.Â
A knock at the door, so quiet you are almost convinced it was imagined, breaks you out of your brooding. Your eyes watch the wood as though it will be splintered in a moment, but when you make no move to get up, a more insistent knock sounds. You sigh as you pull yourself off your bed, dragging your feet towards the door. Opening it, you find Alexia standing there, arms crossed and wearing an expression you canât quite decipher. It lacks her usual burning hatred. She looks exhausted.Â
You struggle to feel any sympathy.Â
âWhat?â you snap. Itâs a bit harsher than intended but you donât let on that thatâs the case.Â
âCan I come in?â You guess that she didnât pick up the hint when you gave her no invitation. You do not want to talk. You donât do that to people much anymore.Â
She expects the door to slam in her face â and you consider it â but itâs your hesitation that tells her she can, and so she slowly moves inside, shoulder brushing yours because you refuse to move out of the way. And then she raises a deliberate hand towards the door, pushing it shut. You ignore the ring.Â
You lean against the door once itâs shut, arms folded as she wanders further into your room. She looks out of place somewhere so personal to you, standing awkwardly in the centre and trying not to look at the explosion of clothes and books that has been detonated on the floor.Â
She reads the titles of a few â classics that look dense and boring. Something hungry inside her dulls a bit, because you have not changed in this respect.Â
âYouâre quiet for someone who wants to talk,â you prompt, mostly because the silence is unbearable.Â
She doesnât respond immediately. Her arms drop to her sides, fingers twitching as if unsure what to do with themselves. She tries to meet your eyes, but falters when she sees the cold indifference staring back. Youâre looking at her like sheâs a stranger. It stings more than it should.
âI didnât invite you to the wedding,â she says finally. âOlga doesnât know about us.âÂ
âThereâs no âusâ,â you snap, sharper this time.
Her jaw tightens and for a second, she looks as though sheâs been struck. âDonât lie.âÂ
âThere is no âusâ,â you repeat, your tone icy now. âThat disappeared the minute IââÂ
âLeft,â comes her interruption, her voice trembling just enough for you to notice. She steps closer, her shadow crossing yours, and her eyes narrow. âWhich was your decision, not mine.â
You scoff, a bitter laugh escaping you. âDonât act like you didnât have a say in it.âÂ
âI didnât!â she fires back, her voice rising. There is something raw beneath it â something fractured. âYou didnât give me one. You walked out, and you shut me out like I was nothing. Like we were nothing.âÂ
Her words hang in the air and for a moment, you donât know whether to shoot or turn away. But her gaze pins you in place, fierce and unrelenting, as though daring you to deny it.Â
You hold her stare, your throat tightening. âAnd you didnât try to stop me.âÂ
The silence that follows feels deafening. Neither of you moves. Neither of you blinks. Youâre both standing on landmines and have nowhere to go.Â
Her jaw clenches, her hands balling into fists at her sides. Her voice, though low, crackles with the heat of restrained anger.Â
âYou didnât give me a chance to stop you.â And she steps closer, ready to bite. The door presses against your back as you instinctively move away. âYou made up your mind before I even knew what was happening.âÂ
âDonât pretend you didnât see it coming.â You shake your head. âI didnât just wake up one day and decide to leave, Alexia.â
Her expression darkens, something in her eyes flickering dangerously. âThatâs not the point. You didnât just leave the club. You didnât just leave me. You left everything. Our family. Our life. Do you have any idea what that felt like? Watching you walk away as if none of it mattered?âÂ
Your chest tightens but you refuse to let her words land. âYou donât get to make me the villain here.âÂ
âI donât have to,â she snaps, her voice rising now, accent thickening with her anger. âYou were part of my family, part of me. You were at every Christmas, every birthday. My mother adored you. Alba still loves you like you are her own sister! And you just disappeared like none of it meant anything. Like we didnât mean anything.â
You flinch at the weight of her words but force yourself into steadiness. âI didnât belong there. It wasnât mine, it was yours.âÂ
Her face twists in disbelief, voice trembling as it rises again. âThatâs bullshit and you know it! You were my family. My first everything. My first kiss. My firstâŠâ She pauses, her voice cracking. You swallow hard â you donât want the fucking itemised list. âMy first time. You think I just gave that to anyone? You think that it was just fun and games?âÂ
Your stomach churns as she stokes a fire youâve tried to smother for years. âIt wasnât nothing,â you agree, although it sounds like you are contradicting her in a way that causes her to falter on her drive forwards. âIt was everything. Thatâs why I left. Because I couldnât be what was needed anymore. Because I knew if I stayed, Iâd onlyââÂ
âOnly what?âÂ
You gulp.Â
Sheâs back in your face, voice laced with venom. âHurt me? Ruin me? Let us all done? Guess what, you did that anyway. Leaving made it easier? Made it hurt less?âÂ
âI didnât know what else to do!â you shout, voice splitting.Â
âYou stay!â It echoes and it bruises your skin. Her eyes are blazing now, tears threatening to spill but held back by sheer force of will. âYou stay, because that is what you do when you love someone. When you love a family. You donât just walk away from them. You fight.âÂ
You open your mouth to respond, but the words stick in your throat, caught somewhere between guilt and pride. She sees it and it only seems to enrage her further.Â
Her voice drops, anger so torrid she has to purposely cool her tone. âYou know, I thought that my world was ending then. I thought youâd done your worst. But I was wrong. Because your betrayal wasnât just personal, it was⊠political. To not see someone you love except for when they are sitting at the feet of this. Corruptionâs pet. Pandering to an organisation you hated, while the rest of us fought for scraps.âÂ
Heat rises in your chest. How dare sheâ âI donât pander to anyone.âÂ
âDonât lie to me,â she spits. Sheâs too close. Sheâs too inescapable. And her anger is no longer fiery but icy, piercing through your skin. âIâve seen the way you act around them, bowing your head and playing the loyal soldier while they tear us apart. You think I didnât notice how he favoured you? Or how Montse magically replaces an irreplaceable member ofââÂ
âItâs not like that,â you counter, but the words feel hollow even to you.
âThen what is it?â she demands. âWhat is it that makes you stand there and let them walk all over us? Let them divide us? And donât you dare say it is for the good of the team. The team hates you for it. We all do. Youâve earned every bit of it, traidora.âÂ
The word hits you like a whip, lacerating and making you bleed. Your hands curl into fists so tightly your nails dig into your palms, the sting barely enough to contain the fury surging through you. âDonât you dare call me that!â The sentence tears out of your throat, rough and jagged. You take a step forwards, the air between you crackling with tension, your voice breaking as you spit, âyou donât get to say that to me. Not you.â
âWhy not?â she challenges. âItâs what you are. You left, you betrayed everything we stood for, and then you came back just to make things worse. You made your choices.â
For a moment, all you can do is stare at her, the anger and heartbreak in her eyes, eviscerating and leaving you hollow. But then, something shifts in the air between you, and you find your voice again, souring from before.
âIs that why youâre here, Alexia? To throw all of this in my face? To let out fifteen years of harboured emotion? Or is it something else?âÂ
Her brow furrows in confusion. Surprise. And then her expression twists into anger. âWhat the fuck are you talking about?âÂ
You take a step forward now, and she is forced to retreat. âDo you not want to marry Olga, Alexia? Is that it? Is that why youâre here? Because you think you can come into my room, dredge all of this up, and make me the reason youâre unhappy?âÂ
Her face pales as she takes a deep breath, hands trembling at her sides. âDonât,â she warns, firmly enough to signal you need to push.
So you do.Â
âYou came here because youâre scared.â She shakes her head but itâs rigid and forced. âBecause youâre not sure you can go through with it and you want me to give you a reason to back out. Well, Iâm not going to do that for you. This isnât my mess. Itâs yours.â
She says nothing and you feel sick. Her chest rises and falls with each gasping breath. She opens her mouth but again, you are left with silence, and the expression in her eyes flickers between defiance, confusion, and vulnerability. For a long moment, it feels like everything that could be said has been.Â
The air between you is charged, but neither of you know which way it will go.Â
You stare at her watching her waver. And it hits you: she doesnât know what to do.Â
All of this, all the anger and the pain, all the accusations and betrayals, has led her here, to this moment. She thought she had an answer, she thought she would be able to end this, but now? Now, Alexia is lost. There is too much here, too much to lose. And for the first time in a long while, you are feeling the same thing. You are both no longer sure if you want to fight.Â
She takes a hesitant step closer and you freeze. But then, just as quickly, her hand moves â not to strike, not to harm, but to touch you. Her fingers brush lightly over the fabric of your sleeve, almost tenderly, before they fall away, and you donât know if the motion was meant for comfort or something else.
Her breath is ragged, coming in slow, uneven gasps. Her eyes never leave yours. You donât want them to.Â
âI donât know what to do with all of this,â she murmurs, the rawness in her tone shattering any remaining wall between you. âI donât know what to do with you.â
How do you respond to that? You want her to leave but the thought is unbearable. You want space but she is not close enough. Something inside you stirs, something you canât fight; a need to understand her and make her understand you. To make her see how tangled this, how impossible it has always been.Â
Before you can form the word, before you can even think, she moves in closer, and there is no longer distance. She doesnât ask for permission. She doesnât hesitate. And then, without warning, her lips are on yours.Â
Itâs soft, tentative at first, as though testing the waters of something neither of you is sure of anymore. But then it shifts. Her body leans into yours, and the kiss deepens, more urgent now, as if this is everything that has not been said and has been at the same time. Your heart races, a million conflicting emotions crashing through you. Anger, betrayal, love â it is all here, you can taste it on her lips. Itâs fierce, desperate, and it feels like an endless cycle of need and regret, pulling you both back to something raw, something irretrievable.Â
Her hands find your waist, gripping tightly as though anchoring herself to something that could pull her under. You instinctively respond, pulling her closer, drawing in the heat of her touch, the scent of her skin, the pressure of her body against yours. For a fleeting second, everything else fades away. Thereâs no past, no future, only here and now.Â
And then the fog clears.Â
You pull back, breathless and worse off. Youâve fucked up again. Alexia is crying.Â
âIâm not the person you think I am anymore,â you say, but itâs hard to meet her gaze. âI canât be that person for you.â
Her eyes search yours desperately for lies, for deceit. She wants it to be wrong. She doesnât know why. And she replies, âI donât care what you think youâve become,â because she doesnât. It doesnât matter to her.
You stare at her, heart pounding, and you want to feel like this will be worth it, but nothing comes except cold emptiness. You force yourself to stay upright. âI think the wedding will be good.â She swallows. âYouâll be happy with Olga. Iâm sure of it.âÂ
Itâs a death sentence.Â
This time, it is Alexia who leaves.Â
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The wedding is beautiful. Blissful sunlight makes the venue seem to glow and it is hard not to be impressed with how they have set this up.Â
The model at your side is also beautiful, but you remind yourself it is not a competition. You focus on the whispers of anticipation from the guests, the rustle of the dresses as people pass in merry groups, clinking their glasses and finishing their champagne as they take their seats. Everything looks perfect, plucked from magazines and tasteful brochures. This must be what Alexia wanted.Â
Your date is occupying herself in conversation with the man seated next to you, who might be hitting on her, though you donât care. She slides a hand over your thigh anyway.Â
The ceremony begins, although youâre not really concentrating on it. You try to focus, listening as the officiant speaks, but the words have become a dull hum. Itâs all so rehearsed, so expected, and itâs boring. You wonât be getting married anytime soon, thatâs for sure.Â
You know the flow of these things: the vows, the promises, the kiss, and the crowdâs applause. Itâs a performance, though itâs not quite a farce.Â
And then, it comes. The moment. The one that feels like a trap.Â
The officiant pauses, glancing out over the gathering. âSi algĂș s'hi oposa, que parli ara o calli per sempre.â
For a heartbeat, time slows. The air thickens. Every muscle in your body tenses and the world around you goes still. You catch yourself holding your breath, gaze instinctively shifting to the woman standing at the front of the altar.Â
Alexia.Â
Her eyes flicker briefly in your direction â just a flicker, but itâs there, unmistakable. Itâs her moment of hesitation, well masked but clear as day to you. But before you can make sense of it, sheâs looking away, eyes fixed back onto Olga. Her expression hardens, more composed now, and you know that you are not going to break this silence.Â
The officiant, oblivious to the storm passing between you both, waits for a beat longer before continuing, his voice echoing in the silence.Â
And sheâs married.Â
You breathe out a sigh of relief. Itâs over now. Youâve let her win.Â
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Magic Lessons | B.W.
Part One
feat. Bill Weasley x intern!reader
SUMMARY: Your best friends Fred and George convince their older brother, Bill, to give you a shot at a coveted curse-breaker internship position at Gringott's.
CW: age gap, boss/intern, fem!reader, reader is whip smart and sweet, dark curses and magical artifacts, men being shitty, hurt/comfort, dark academia vibes
AN: inspired by an ask I accidentally deleted (im so sorry) about Bill tutoring Fred & George's best friend. It spiraled into this.
part two | part three
âYou're going to be fine,â George soothed, wrapping an arm around your shoulders.
âYeah, Billâs not so bad. You aren't scared of us, are âya? So there's no need to be scared of him,â Fred added, bumping your knee with his.
You were sandwiched between them on a hard wooden bench in Gringott's, just outside their older brothers office, his name emblazoned in gold on the fogged door window. The twins, two of your closest friends from school, had secured you an interview for a coveted internship in the Ancient Artifacts Department, and you hadn't slept in a week leading up to it.
This was your dream job, a real stepping stone to the career you'd always imagined for yourself. You couldn't screw this up.
But that didn't quite explain the bone-deep anxiety clawing through your skin. It felt like you were standing on the edge of a cliff, one foot hanging into empty space.
Then, a shadow crossed the fogged mirror, tall and broad, and you shivered.
âYou've got this,â George murmured at the same moment the door handle turned. It swung open, and your heart fell through the marble floor.
Bill Weasley was, objectively, terrifying. He had none of the softness of the twins, none of the jovial ease of youth. He was dressed in a white button down with the sleeves rolled up to his elbows and charcoal trousers, traces of magic glittering along his forearms.
Standing at least a head taller than the twins, he had long copper hair and sharp cheekbones, deep scars across the left side of his face that only enhanced the striking beauty of his features. His green eyes were arresting, challenging in the way they swept across the hall before settling on you.
âBill!â Fred said, jumping up, and Billâs demeanor immediately shifted into something friendlier.
âFreddie,â Bill said, extending a hand to his younger brother with an expression you could almost call warm.
âBill, this is our friend, y/n,â George said, getting up to shake his brother's hand, and you rose to your feet, hoping he didn't notice the slight tremble in your knees.
âPleasure, y/n. I'm Bill Weasley, Head of the Ancient Artifacts Department here at Gringott's.â He extended a hand to you, calloused and long-fingered, a golden signet ring on his middle finger.
âNice to meet you, Mr. Weasley,â you said, placing your hand in his for a brief shake. He was gentle, but you could feel the undercurrent of strength in his movement, the intention he had to put towards being soft.
âFred and George have told me a lot about you,â Bill said, glancing at his brother's. âYouâre interested in Blessed Artifacts, correct?â
You nodded. âYes, primarily magical items created with the intention of offering protection or assistance,â you answered, fighting the nervous heat climbing up your neck.
The corner of his mouth lifted, scrunching the scars across his cheek and eyebrow. âThe opposite of what I do, hm?â
You laughed nervously. âYeah, I suppose. Though I've studied your curse-breaking work extensively. A curse and a blessing are two sides of the same coin, and we can learn a lot about the workings of one from the other.â
Billâs expression shifted slightly, his eyes narrowing and skimming over your face, and suddenly you knew what it felt like to be one of his artifacts.
No wonder he never crossed a curse he couldn't break.
âStep into my office, I have a few questions before we discuss terms of the internship. I'll see you two this weekend at the Burrow, yeah?â
âYep!â Fred and George chirped in unison, and Bill slipped back into his office. The twins gave you a big thumbs up and you gave a nervous chuckle, waving them away before following Bill into his office.
It was nothing at all like you expected. Two enormous windows filled the back wall, spilling grey light across the floor-to-ceiling bookshelves along the left wall. The shelves were overflowing with tomes and littered with artifacts, more than you'd ever seen outside for a museum or Dumbledoreâs office. They perfumed the air with the scent of parchment and sandalwood, the warm musk of incense.
The carpet was plush under your feet, a mesmerizing pattern of deep maroon and teal, and overstuffed furniture rested against the right wall, a couch and two arm chairs framed by more loaded shelves and a gallery wall of shifting art.
But most surprising was his desk. It looked like it belonged in a research tent in the desert, not a gold-plated bank. It was covered in tools and stacks of paper, open books and deconstructed items, half-drank mugs of tea and a spilled ink pot.
âYou look surprised,â he mused, following your eye.
âI didn't realize you still did field research,â you admitted sheepishly. âNow that you're head of the department.â
Bill shrugged, grabbing a mug and a stack of papers from the table and gesturing to the furniture against the wall. âI prefer the hands-on approach. Please, have a seat. Can I get you anything?â
âOh, no thank you,â you answered, sinking into one of the arm chairs. It was so comfortable, you had to force yourself to sit upright. You could smell his cologne on the leather, vetiver and black pepper, and it made your chest warm.
He sat in the other armchair, bracing an ankle on the opposite knee. âSo, how did you come to befriend my brother's?â He asked, taking a sip of tea.
âFred needed some help in Charms,â you said, crossing your legs. âThen George needed help in Potions. And we just worked well together. They're good friends.
âSo you're the reason they didn't flunk out, hm?â
You shook your head. âNot at all. They just needed a different perspective. They did the work themselves.â
Bill nodded, shuffling the papers in his lap. âHave you ever worked with curses directly? Beyond Defense Against the Dark Arts?â
You shook your head. âI don't have a lot of experience with curses, but I can read magic well, and have an eye for detail. I know I'm not the most qualified of the candidates you've probably met with, but this is my dream, and it would be such an honor to learn from the bestâ â
âIt's alright, y/n,â Bill stopped you with a small shake of his head, his low voice demanding acquiescence. âYou're clearly bright, and determined to learn. That's more valuable to me than anything else.â
You exhaled in relief. âI appreciate that, Mr. Weasley,â you said, offering a small smile.
âBill,â he corrected. âBill is fine.â
Your heart gave an excited thump, and you nodded.
âSo, for this internship, you'd be working directly with me, mostly archiving artifacts as they come in and out of the bank. You'll be spending a lot of time here and in the vaults. The pay isn't great, but if you do well over the six months term, there's potential for full-time employment.â He passed a contract to you, a quill floating over from his desk and into your hand. âAnd you're welcome to conduct supervised independent research whenever there's downtime.â
You blinked, shocked at the employment contract in your lap. âYou don'tâyou don't have any more questions for me?â You asked.
Bill shook his head, giving you an amused smile. âYou already showed that your head and heart are in the right place, and I trust my brotherâs judgement. If they like you this much, there must be a reason.â
âIâthank you, sir,â you said, a grin breaking through as you signed your name on the line. The ink blazed gold before settling back to black, the contract magically binding.
Bill rose, extending a hand to help you to your feet. âWelcome aboard, y/n.â
The first few days of your internship were spent with members of Billâs team, taking lengthy tours of Gringotts and the Archives. You quite liked Rumi and Kira, two of the lead archivists, but had a difficult time with Waylan, the Collector, as they called him, who seemed to have it out for you.
You waited with bated breath for your first project with Bill, but you'd barely seen him since you started. You brought it up to Kira at breakfast one morning, and she chuckled.
âHe's around, I promise. Hardly goes anywhere else. But we usually only see him if he needs something.â
âOr when we fuck something up,â Rumi added, and you chuckled.
Kira rolled her eyes. âThey're being dramatic. Bill's not nearly as scary as he looks.â
âAren't I?â
The three of you jumped, turning to find Bill leaning against the wall beside Rumiâs seat. He looked exceptionally handsome this morning, his hair tucked behind his ears, a single strand falling over his eyes, dressed in finely pressed white shirt and navy trousers.
âWell you are when you sneak up on people!â Rumi laughed, and Bill cracked a smile.
âApologies, mate. Y/n, ready for your first assignment?â His eyes met yours, brilliant as polished jade, and your tongue forgot how to function.
âOh, uh, yes, sir!â
âSir?â Kira snorted. âAre we supposed to call you âsirâ?â
Bill shook his head. âIâd rather you didn't, but maybe you could use a lesson in manners from this one,â he teased, stealing Kiraâs croissant. âCome along, fledgling,â he said, his deep voice resonant and rough around the edges.
The nickname jolted through you like a lightning strike, heating your blood to a simmer, and you nearly gasped, hiding your reaction by taking a final swig of breakfast tea.
Fuck no, you were not developing a crush on your boss. Get it together, you chastised yourself.
You got to your feet and hurried after him through the dining hall and into the wrought iron elevator. He held the door for you as you scurried in. The grate rolled shut, and the machine heaved off the ground with a metallic groan.
âGlad to you see you're getting along with the team,â he remarked, eyes trained up to watch the pulley system.
âYes, they've been very welcoming,â you said, resisting the urge to stare at the hard angle of his jaw, the reddish stubble dusting it and spreading down his throat.
âThere's a lot they can teach you. They're some of the best in the business,â he said, glancing down at you as the elevator came to stop. The doors rolled open and he strolled out, his long legs taking him a third of the way down the hall before you managed to get your knees to unlock.
You caught up to him at his office door. âWhat are we working on?â You asked, excitement building as you followed him to his desk.
He moved around it, stopping in front of a black velvet box. Carefully, he lifted the lid. âWaylan brought this back last month, and I hadn't been able to crack it until our meeting.â
âOh?â Your heart began to beat a little faster, eyes fixed not on the box containing the object, but the way his deft fingers handled it with such a care.
He turned the box around, revealing a stunning necklace, dripping with black sapphires and diamonds, the chain a thick and luscious gold.
You gasped, covering your mouth. It was the most beautiful piece of jewelry you'd ever seen.
He smiled at your reaction before catching himself, returning to neutral, if a bit curious, expression. âI hadn't considered that it might be a blessed object until our conversation.â He gingerly lifted the necklace from the box, the luxurious stones creating a stark contrast against his laborers hands. âAnd if I read the magical signature correctly, it should be a chameleon charm. To make any spectator see what they want to see in the wearer.â He came around behind you and you lost your breath, his closeness overwhelming your senses.
There was something about him that tilted the axis of the world, bending everything to center around him. He had his own gravity, his own magnetic force that you were struggling to resist.
âMay I?â He asked, and you nodded, holding your breath as the cool stones kissed your clavicle, his fingertips ghosted the edge of your throat.
With a small click, the necklace was fastened around your neck. You could feel the magic in it, warm and buzzing as it spread through you.
Bill stepped away, moving back around to your front, and his brow furrowed.
âWhat? Did I grow a horn?â You joked, trying to dispel the tension winding tighter between you.
He shook his head, stepping back to ring a silver bell by his desk, a small plaque reading âKiraâ beneath it. There was one for each of you, you noticed.
A moment later, Kira walked in. âWhat's up, boss? Oh, did you change, y/n? I absolutely love that designer in Hogsmeade. His work is stunning,â Kira praised. âSorry, can I help with something?â She said, turning to Bill.
Billâs frown deepened as his eyes skimmed over you. âThat'll be all, Kira. Thank you.â
âOh, uh, okay. Let me know if you want to go shopping sometime, y/n!â She said before stepping back out of the office.
âSo, she saw something in common that we didn't have before,â you observed, moving to jot some notes down on a piece of parchment in an attempt to stay on track despite the frustrated look on his face. âWhat do you see?â
âYou can take it off. I need you to decode the magic signature yourself, archive the piece and charm accordingly, and see if you can replicate it on something else,â he directed, turning away and rustling through some pages on his desk.
âSure, no problem.â Carefully, you unclasped the necklace and set it into its velvet case, confused by his sudden shift in demeanor, both the absence of the necklaces magic and his sudden distance leaving you cold.
What did he see in you?
He conjured another chair for you and sank into his own, turning his attention to what appeared to be a wooden horse.
Uncertain, you sat down and pulled the necklace towards you, along with the parchment and a quill, and got to work.
The uncertainty dissolved as the minutes turned to hours, both of you working quietly side by side to solve your own puzzles. The only sounds were the rustling of papers and scratch of quills, the soft music playing from a record player in the corner, and you felt a wave of peace settle over you.
Being able to work at your own pace, in a quiet, peaceful environment was all you'd ever wanted. And finally, you felt like you found a place that allowed that.
You glanced over at Bill, finding him scribbling something with his black feather quill, completely zeroed in on his task, and you felt a rush of gratitude for him, and a determination to ensure he didn't regret his decision to take a chance on you.
You turned back to the necklace, eager to uncover it's secrets.
The rest of your first two weeks passed the same way, you and Bill with your heads bowed, working on separate projects. He'd come over periodically to check your work, but mostly left you to your own devices unless you needed help, which he provided without judgement or reservation.
You and Bill seemed to work together well, both of you preferring the quiet so you could focus, with the occasional conversation about your findings during your lunch break or afternoon tea.
Despite yourself, your ill-advised attraction to him only grew as he loosened up around you. But that's all it was, you told yourself over and over again. An attraction to a handsome, accomplished man.
You were only human, after all. Who could blame you?
On Friday, Bill had a meeting with the Board and left you in his office to work. You were more than happy to occupy his space, enjoying the comfortable quiet as you reviewed your notes on the artifact you were working on.
A knock pulled you from your work. Waylan walked through the door, a long, thin wooden box in his arms.
âOh, hey Waylan,â you said, getting up. âBill is in a meetingââ
âI know, but this can't wait.â He dropped the long box onto the desk with a thud, scattering your meticulously organized notes, and a prickle of irritation climbed the back of your neck.
âWhat is it?â You asked, already sensing the dark energy permeating off of the box.
With a pry bar, Waylan cracked open the box, a putrid smell wafting out of it.
âAre you sure we should be doing this here? Surely a vault would be saferââ
âIt's fine,â he snapped, and you cracked your jaw shut, irritation growing to full on anger. âThis is a cursed executioners axe,â he said. âAnd the curse needs to be broken now.â
âWaylan, surelyââ
âI thought you were qualified?â He bit. âIsn't that why you got the job? Or was it because your friends with his brothers?â
You grit your teeth. âWhat's the nature of the curse?â
âYou tell me.â
You moved to look at the axe, it's blade dark and stained with gore, the handle black wood. Tiny notches decorated it's expanse, and your stomach turned imagining what each notch represented.
Carefully, you held your hand over it, coaxing the magic to reveal itself, but couldn't focus properly with Waylan breathing down your neck, the magic slithering through your fingers like a sieve.
Suddenly the room went dark, all the light and air sucked from the world around you until you were staring into the void, cold dread dripping down your spine.
âWaylan?â You called, fighting the urge to panic. You tried to lift your arms to feel around, but found that you couldn't move. âWaylan?!â You cried, a little louder.
Something white, a delicate, vaguely human shaped mist floated by you and you screamed, unable to move away from it. Then another appeared, slightly more formed like a person, then another, until you were surrounded by spirits. Terror split your skull, your heart pounding so hard it made your vision shake.
âNo, please,â you croaked, fighting your body to move even an inch away from them. âLet me go!â You shouted, but they only moved closer. âLet me go!â
Suddenly you slammed back into your body, the bright light of the room blinding you. You were on your back, staring up at the ceiling. Bill was leaning over you, his mouth moving like he was speaking.
ââmâright here, you're alright. It was just a trick, just a little curse. Wake up, love. Come back to me,â he murmured. âThere we are, that's it,â he shushed when you began to shake, his grip tightening on your shoulders when you tried to sit up.
Your body was still tingling with numbness, nerves prickling painfully back to life. âBill,â you gasped, clinging to him as you came fully back to consciousness.
âAre you alright? Does anything hurt?â He asked, helping you sit up slowly, one hand braced on the slope of your ribcage, the other supporting your head.
âNo, no. I--what happened?â you asked, looking around the room. You noticed Waylan then, also prone on the floor, eyes staring wide at the ceiling. It seemed Bill made no effort to wake him up.
Bill glanced at Waylan as well, shaking his head. âHe was trying to scare you. Prove you didn't deserve the position. And apparently was too stupid to realize the curse would affect him too.â
âWill heââ
âHe'll be fine. Are you okay?â He repeated, catching your eye so you'd look at him.
You nodded. âI think so.â
Waylan groaned, stirring on the carpet, and you saw a flicker of anger in Billâs eyes.
âWait for me in the lobby,â he said, helping you to your feet. âI'll deal with him.â There was no question in his words, and you obeyed without thought, collecting your things and slipping out of the room.
As the elevator doors started to close, you heard Bill shout, âI should have you sent to fucking Azkaban for pullingââ The groan of the machine cut off the rest of his words.
You did as you were told and waited in the lobby for Bill, busying yourself with people watching and admiring the expansive marble floors.
Twenty minutes later, Bill appeared from one of the elevators, holding Waylan by the scruff of his neck, a box of his stuff in his arms. You jumped up, alarmed when a few security guards rushed over to them.
âWaylan is no longer permitted on the premises, my orders. I discovered him tampering with curses,â Bill directed. âHe's a threat to Gringottâs security.â
Your jaw dropped when the security guards nodded and dragged Waylan away without question, effectively tossing him out onto the street of Diagon Alley.
Bill stepped up beside you, concern over your frowning face drawing his brows together. âWhat is it?â He asked.
âDid youâyou fired him?â you stammered.
âAbsolutely. I can't have someone on my staff that doesn't take curses seriously. It puts us all at risk,â he said, without an ounce of hesitation.
You nodded, you supposed that made sense.
He started walking, beckoning you to follow with two fingers, and you fell into step beside him. âCome on, I'm going to teach you how to dispel that curse.â
You froze. âWhat?â
He turned to look at at you. âYou heard me, fledgling. I need to make sure something like this won't happen again.â His voice was firm, but not unkind, and you found yourself yielding despite your trepidation. âI'll be with you the entire time, okay?â He said, a bit softer when you returned to his side.
âAnd if we both get knocked out?â You scowled.
He smirked at your pout. âDo you doubt me?â
A pulse of heat curled around your spine, warming your lower belly. âNo, sir,â you replied, intending it to come across as teasing, but you saw something dark flash in his eyes, something hungry, and your heart began to race.
Surely you imagined it, you told yourself as the two of you descended into the vaults. There was no way you could be affecting Bill the same way he was affecting you. He was Bill Weasley, and you were just some intern that got a lucky break. He would never be interested in you, not to mention how wrong it would be for a boss to be romantically involved with his subordinate.
So, why did that thought make your pulse spike?
He guided you to a private vault, the heavy door unlocking with a wave of his hand. The inside was dank and poorly lit, permeated with that same rotten smell as before. The axe rested on a table at the center of the room, encased in glass.
You hesitated at the door, that cold, deathly sensation crawling over your skin again.
Bill paused, sensing your fear. âYou can do this,â he said, offering you his hand. âI'll walk you through it.â
You placed your hand on his, focusing on his warmth, his steadiness, as he led you into the vault.
âYou can feel it, right? The energy of the void clinging to it?â He asked, his voice low.
You nodded. âFeels like death,â you murmured.
âThat's what this curse does, makes you feel like you died. It was used by an old Ministry executioner to subdue prisoners before their deaths. Kept them from trying to escape.â He cast his eyes to the axe, a somber look on his face. âWaylan was supposed to leave it here until after my meeting. They just unearthed it this morning.â
âThat's awful,â you said, finding yourself counting the notches along the handle. There had to be at least two hundred, maybe even five hundred.
âWith every kill, it got stronger, until it eventually took the executioner himself. It was buried with him, until some unfortunate muggle grave robber dug it up and nearly killed himself.â
âSo, how do we dispel it?â You asked, hating the tremble in your voice.
âTake your wand out,â he instructed, and you obeyed. âI'm going to open the box. Stay focused on your breathing, the ground beneath your feet. When I open the box, you'll feel it start to pull at you, to drag you under.â
You nodded, lifting your wand and squaring your shoulders, forcing your lungs to take big, deep breaths despite the rotten smell.
âGood, when you feel it pull at you, imagine your wand is an axe itself, okay? You're going to cut the tether of the curse reaching towards you. It will resist, but I promise you can do it. Ready?â
You grit your teeth. âReady.â
With a wave of his wand, he opened the box. The curse spilled out of it, clawing and twisted, and you immediately felt the blackness start to tug at the edge of your vision, its cold talons digging into your flesh.
âYou can do it, fledgling. I know you can. Fight it,â Bill encouraged, somewhere to your left.
You pushed back against the darkness, refocusing on your breathing, the stone beneath your feet, your wand at the tips of your fingers. You slashed through the air with it, imagining an axe cutting through thick, black tendrils, and suddenly the tugging sensation vanished, the blackness receding from your vision.
âYes, good girl! Keep going, push it all the way back into the axe.â
You did, pushing with all your might against the dark magic until it began to retreat, sinking back into the blade of the axe. But it wouldn't go all the way in, resisting your quickly depleting energy, when you felt something akin to a warm breeze blow over you: Billâs magic. It joined your efforts, making the final push to force the curse back into the axe.
âNow hold it for me. Just like that,â Bill said, moving around the room. âI'm going to try a counter curse, but it may not take. Are you ready?â
âReady.â You nodded, a rush of excitement pulsing through you. You were actually doing it. And doing it well.
With a flourish of wand movements and a string of words you don't understand, a beam of white light blasted from the end of Bill's wand and towards the axe, blinding you.
Something gave a godawful shriek, echoing off the walls until rubble rained over your head, and you heard a thunderous snap, followed by a whoosh of screaming air.
The light suddenly vanished, leaving you and Bill alone in the dark room, silent besides your ragged breathing.
âLumos,â Bill muttered, and the torches along the walls relit, revealing the room around you. The axe lay on its side on the table, splintered in half. The rotten smell, and the curse, were gone. The handle was now just smooth wood, no notches in sight.
You exhaled, a giddy laugh bubbling up, and Bill smiled, crossing the room to you.
âLet me see you, you alright?â He asked, taking your hands to inspect your trembling fingers. The touch sent a zing of energy under your skin. âIt didn't hurt you?â
You shook your head, dizzy from his unexpected tenderness and the after effects of using so much magic. âI'm okay,â you murmured, a little breathless.
âOkay,â he said, releasing your hands, though for a second, he seemed reluctant to. âI'll clean up here. Go home and get some rest, yeah?â
âYes, sir,â you said, dipping your chin obediently.
His eyes searched your face for a moment longer, his jaw flexing, before he nodded once and turned back to the axe, dismissing you.
You slipped out of the vault and returned to the surface, reckless hope burning in your chest.
>Part Two
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