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lazylittledragon · 1 year ago

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can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

#ramble #if you say unalive in front of me i will personally kill you with my hands #you just can't muffle and censor and hold someone's hand through some things #some things are horrible. and they should be spoken aloud and they should upset you. because they are horrible #the second we started kidzbopifying the world was the end of taking anything seriously i think #i'm not even joking i've spoken to people older than me who won't even say the world sex #this isn't the playground you're not going to get in trouble just let us say the word!!!!!!#how am i supposed to listen to you when you won't even say the thing you're supposed to be talking about #yes this is the fault of the platforms with their censorship rules but the fact that we all just go along with it like it's not dystopian #you do know it doesn't stop with cursing right. people are already having to censor queer terms because they get flagged as inappropriate

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prlssprfctn · 1 month ago

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Do you think when Damian first arrived at Gotham and to the Wayne Manor, he got an ick because Americans wear shoes indoors? Imagine him automatically starting to take off his shoes, searching for slippers, and realising that everyone just... walk around in their boots... without a care in the world?

Dick, jumping on the coach with his converses, straight from the street: So, watcha doing?

Damian, with his eye twitching: ...Why would you do that.

Damian, entering Tim's room to announce that the dinner is ready: Drake, Alfred had-

Tim, laying on his bed in his shoes peacefully:

Damian, through his gritted teeth: Unbecoming.

Tim: I JUST BREATHED

#i grew up in a muslim household and it was always a strict rule to never walk in your street shoes indoors #and i am pretty sure arabs also have a strong rule about that #so i imagine Damian being confused and irritated #dcu comics #dc universe #dcu #batman #batfamily #bruce wayne #batfam #dick grayson #tim drake #damian wayne

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spitblaze · 1 year ago

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I don't see people gas up gnc and butch transfems nearly enough, can we get a fuckin round of applause for gnc and butch transfems

#spitblaze says things #transgender #transfem #mtf #several very good friends of mine are butch/gnc transfems and they both rule immensely #also theres just not enough appreciation for butch/gnc women generally but especially not transfem ones #not to do performative activism while having a post about not being a performative activist going around #i just wanna shout out a group that i feel is often overlooked #doin numbers

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andstuffsketches · 3 months ago

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girl who lives in a cave

#ok i started batgirl 2000... its peak #i mean caveat caveat caveat for all the sht that happens in 90s comics but cass rules so hard #“how are you going to fight someone you cant hit?” “you tell me” lived rent free in my brain for days afterwards... shes Her #batgirl #cassandra cain #cass cain #batgirl 2000 #batgirl comics #dc #dc comics #barbara gordon #oracle dc #batman #im on like issue 23? where bruce and babs are talking about casss deal w shiva. i love how bruce sees a lot of himself in cass (accurate) s #he decides he should treat her like himself (bad!!). its very human #the thing i keep thinking is “they should give her white eyes to emote like batman” and thank goodness they did later #im reading batgirl 2024 too but obviously theres only 2 issues out so far #panel redraw #id in alt #2024

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ddaz3d-and-cc0nfused · 1 month ago

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my favorite fucking trope is chubby!reader living your life completely oblivious to the fact that the literal man of your dreams is in love with you and you're none the wiser.

like - you just traipse through life like "well he wouldn't like me back so it's wtv" all nonchalant and shit while the poor man is literally falling over himself trying to get it through your head that HEYYY that's not right??? i'm literally in love with you??? i worship the ground you walk on???? i'll do whatever you want????

and bless your heart, you see every single time he tries to hit on you as an act of kindness:

"awww, he got me (insert fav food here) cus i said i was hungry, what a nice guy!"

"he complimented my outfit! he must've liked the color of my shirt!"

"wow, he seems to be zoning out a lot, i hope he's okay!" (he's been staring at your lips for the past five minutes)

and he just... doesn't know what to do to make you see what he sees.

like you're so gorgeous and funny and why wouldn't he like you??

he's convinced that if he were to stand in front of you and tell you he loves you, you'd be like, "I love you too! you're such a good friend!"

(which has happened before and a little part of him died inside)

it literally takes him everything in his power to make you realize his feelings, and you just stand there for a moment, seemingly connecting the dots over the past few months, and all you can come up with is a small, dumb, "oh."

lord give him the strength.

#✉ ― signed meau !#EDIT: my characters that i write for are under requesting rules!#NEED TO WRITE ABOUT THIS #ACCEPTING REQUESTS FOR OBLIVIOUS!READER #love her #shes me and im her #plus size reader #x plus size reader #x chubby reader #plus size!reader #chubby reader #fanfiction

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egophiliac · 1 month ago

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looking at next month's schedule and between the end of 7-12 and the wishing lantern event it's like

February is officially RIDDLE MONTH, brace yourselves to be absolutely blasted into ashes everybody

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 12 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 12 spoilers #negai no lantern #gif warning #gifs that have memorized all 800+ rules and expect no less from you warning #sorry cater and azul i hope you have very happy birthdays but i'm going to actually explode #just laying on the floor and thinking about rapunzel-themed event feat. riddle #and ESPECIALLY right after we get his big dream sequence wherein he fistfights his deep-seated personal issues #and i'm STILL processing trey's dream and what it says about his friendship with riddle especially like #i'm #i just #okay hold on i gotta distract myself by looking at the other lantern boys #and their beautiful long flowing tresses that defy physics to blow dramatically behind them #whoever keeps putting jack in the shimmery sparkly delicate floaty chiffon events is my personal hero #his card is incredible. he looks like a perfume ad.#he wants us to know that you can live a rugged outdoorsy lifestyle and still have an undertone of delicate floral notes #god. everyone looks amazing this event is going to be amazing #and like...it probably isn't going to go too deep because silly event versus main story and all #but just the act of casting riddle as the center is still just so #like #i gotta go lay on the floor some more

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orionfrommars · 2 months ago

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More Elita and Bee bc I love them very much

I was also inspired by @crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington overly emotional optimus ♡

[Please do not steal, trace, repost or modify my work]

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peaceandlove26 · 11 months ago

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on second thought, i’d rather hang around

#mlp #my little pony #rainbow dash #pinkie pie #not ship art this is about friends #i broke 2 of my pony rules when drawing this… pinkie doesn’t have shiny hooves and rainbow has a unicorn tail #because originally i was drawing twilight but i thought the tail looked cute so i kept it #and i was lazy with pinkie

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bubbarnes · 4 months ago

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🦾🧍🏻

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lenaellsi · 1 month ago

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they forgot what they were talking about

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #good omens fanart #fellas is it forbidden by the celestial and occult forces that rule our lives to grab your enemy's thigh when you're wasted ?#aziraphale is gonna gaslight himself and crowley about this so hard once he's sober..........sad.

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morganbritton132 · 6 months ago

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I want a fic where Tim unwittingly becomes the rebellious kid after his dad dies because he has a hard time adjusting from his latchkey kid with absentee parents life to the almost constant adult supervision at Wayne Manor.

Like, Tim spent years sneaking around to do Batman shit and even when he got in trouble, if he waited long enough his parents would either leave town or forget about it.

Now he’s getting the ‘I’m not mad, I’m disappointed’ talk from Bruce for skipping school and supplementing half his meals with energy drinks and is just like: ???? Nothing has changed??

Tim gets hurt on patrol and Bruce tells him that Robin will not be out in Gotham the next night, and then gets mad when he finds Tim on a rooftop in his civies taking pictures. Tim is just like: Robin’s not out. I followed your order. What’s the problem?

Tim disappears for a few days following a lead and gets grounded for not telling anybody where he went (even though he did. It’s in the Batcomputer) and for missing school which he interprets as meaning that Robin is grounded (can’t patrol). So it’s confusing when he gets in trouble again for inviting Kon over to hang out because he’s ‘grounded’ which doesn’t even make sense because Bruce isn’t even home??

#Tim is a problem child #he just doesn’t know why #And Bruce doesn’t explain anything so this goes on way longer than it should #all of his siblings are watching his clearly break the rules and are like: damn Tim is ballsy #meanwhile Tim is just going about life as he always has and doesn’t get why it’s a problem now #tim drake #bruce wayne #batfam

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mangozic · 8 months ago

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the wettest of cats

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mini-minish · 2 months ago

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regarding that recent discourse on tw*ter of if andrew would like aaron's kids or not: im not listening to any of you. neil josten literally sent me these pictures himself 🧡

#andrew minyard #tfc #the foxhole court #aftg #all for the game #dood #andrew joseph minyard hating aaron's kids????#what are you people talking about who even is that #nora's tweet was from like 2016-18 and since when do we listen to anything she says in post anyways #had to break my weekly posting limit rule for this i will not take this slander #also this is a joke please think what you will about it theyre fictional characters 😭#if you disagree i wont be mad just dissappointed #andrea mckenzie-minyard #annelise mckenzie-minyard

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egophiliac · 5 months ago

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still ruminating over Lost In the Book With Spooky Skeletons Part 1, so here's a selection of some of my favorite little bits! (...some more loosely paraphrased than others) (I just feel like Idia has no room to criticize in general, okay)

anyway, I'm sure we're just going to have a fun time celebrating Halloween and nothing bad is going to happen whatsoever! :)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #lost in the book with nightmare before christmas #hajimari no halloween #calling dibs on skeleton kisses as the name of my band #man scully is just a delightful little weirdo and i'm enjoying him immensely #(i'm going with scully until we get something official just because it makes me think of x-files)#(スカリー is also how the agent's name is transliterated and i don't know if it was intentional but i love it as a bonus reference)#(i want to believe™)#gosh though #'no one at school likes me because i won't shut up about halloween and jack skellington' i'm feeling VERY attacked right now twst #look scully your people are out there #just get on the forums and -- oh wait you're probably from like the 1800s or something #(my theory is that he's from the past and there's just some Book Magic going on to bring us together)#(LOOK they made a point of saying that the book fair has been held annually for a super long time)#a hot topic goth born before hot topic was invented...so sad 😔#i dunno i could be wrong but that feels like a good working theory for now #if it wasn't for mal sensing twsty ~magic~ on him i would think he's like. a christmas elf who's going to kidnap jack in a reverse-nmbc #(not ruling that out though because it would be amazing)#god all the sprites in this event look AMAZING. loving the desaturated colors and the extra drawn-on lines 😍#i'm genuinely kinda sad that we aren't gonna get to see every character like this #who knows...maybe halloweentown will be imperiled again next year...#come back and destroy my keys again please #(that said i'm doing weirdly well so far?)#(i promised i'd save for sebek and just do cursory pulls to get the SRs and not hope for the SSRs)#(...but then leona jumpscared me four coffins in anyway. halloween magic is REAL)

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phantominzie · 2 months ago

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EVERYONE.

DONT FORGET TO LOOK UP #cutewinterboots ON TIKTOK! THERE'LL BE SOME BIG BITS OF ICE ON THE ROADS FOR QUITE SOME TIME, SO BE SURE TO INVEST IN SOME CUTE WINTER BOOTS.

That is all, y'all have a good one and stay safe during all this ICE!

edit: fascists, racists, nazi's, homophobe/transphobes, and trump dick riders can politely fuck off on this post. I'm tired of dealing with y'all, stop trying to be edgy in the comments of this post, I will just block you so piss off.

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