#there are a Lot of snacks

[moonmanatee]

Belly-Down in Spun Cotton

a tiny drarry fic (2.8k, rated E for sex) for my dearest @saintgarbanzo on his birthday. but very early, cause he’s impatient and so am I. so, a birthday-month gift!

many thanks to @cavendishbutterfly and @nv-md for the betas, @basicallyahedgehog for the cheering, and @shealynn88 for the garden/compost consult!! what a team, thank you all so much.

selected tags: animagus harry, devoted boyfriend draco, horny tboy harry, handsy draco, domestic fluff, harry in the garden, steam showers, enthusiastic blowjobs, cock means tcock henceforth, draco makes harry snack, harry eats with his hands

All Harry wants is to dive skin-first, belly-first, heart-first, into what he loves.

It's too far a journey from the kitchen door to the vegetable patch, so Harry leaves his clothes on the wooden slats of a chair he's pushed against the raised bed, perches his whole self, naked, on the seat, and transforms there. This is his best system so far – the first time he barely made it down the three steps to the pathway before he entirely ran out of patience, and the time he tried to transform in the garden already, he squashed the pea tendrils, new and tender as they were. From here, small in his shell, Harry can slowly ooze from the back of the chair to the edge of the garden bed, and then lower himself directly into the soil, into the soft, peppery overwhelm of the tomato patch. There's so much sensation down here. It's a good day for this. Last night there was thunder, and the morning brought a high ceiling of pale grey sky. Harry's been waiting for the right weather, the right day, when he has as much time as he needs to soak everything in. Mmm, the humus is so nice after a rain, Harry thinks, and then laughs to himself. It sounds ridiculous, this version of his inner monologue. What matters to him from this perspective. Humus-lover. Hummus-lover. He's both, he supposes.

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[sunnie-angel]

Jason Todd is used to violence. He’s a little less used to love.

The first time you give Jason a hickey, it’s bittersweet. For a man so used to violence and all its aftermaths, that small mark on the vulnerable reach of his throat leaves him shell shocked. He presses down at that fresh bruise and is astounded at the lack of violence. That the violently marred planes of his body can bear the evidence of affection just as well. It surprises him a little, how two such opposed things can end up looking so similar. He’ll take a thousand little bruises from you if they’re made of love.

Every morning after you, he stands in front of his bathroom mirror and catalogues the damages. Symmetrical purple blooms on each collarbone, a fading one overlapping an old bullet wound on his chest, more scattered along his pulse points. He presses careful fingers down on each one and wonders at how close your sharp teeth came to the fragile parts of him. Decides how he wouldn’t mind an imprint of your jaws if you chose to give it to him. Thinks abstractly about how he’d look decorated in ruby droplets and your grin.

Jason Todd is used to violence. He’s a little less used to love. Sometimes for him, the boundaries get a little blurry.

[stealingyourbones]

Debating on making Green Arrow’s chili recipe but looking at the ingredients that shit won’t be even remotely hot.

[hamletthedane]

Idk what’s funnier: the fact that I’ve seen wicked three times in four days, or the fact that I’ve only seen it three times bc I’m the first pick on multiple people’s “who to watch wicked with” list

[beau-rebloga-coisas]

The thing about being fat is that you could be climbing a mountain everyday but if you're still fat people will be like "hmmm have you tried starving yourself?"

[caffichai]

Hoshiguma offers a snack for these trying times

[chimerical-daydreams]

How does the king stay hydrated when they cry so much?! I'm genuinely concerned for his health at a certain point!

Bonnie the hydration hero saves the day once again!

[musubiki]

🎂 birthday time 🎂

[sun-e-chips]

You’re relaxing in the resort room before heading into the park:)

[golden-snackoos]

I just think they would think thoughts about eachother

[sergle]

walking around in public with a golden retriever is such a huge weight off my mind, bc I can always be assured that nobody is looking at me if they have the option to look at Hugo instead!! edit: He Looks Like This

[somegrumpynerd]

Sign that Dream gifts to Nightmare post-truce specifically to annoy him

[s-ccaam-era-crepe]

Shoutout to the ISAT snack breaks, French people knew what they were doing

[gumidonut]

assorted robloxs :P

reblogs appreciated!!!!

[prismatiger]

[joyouslee]

after reading this post I had to think about who would be the fake prostitute among the FoF team in an AU with LL & AY joining the team for investigative shenanigans.

Ao Yin would be perfect for this, but unfortunately the demon they are looking for is her natural enemy, and would be able to sniff out her shapeshifts.

No one bothers to even look at WX bc they all know that ZYC would slice their fingers off if they so much as pointed at WX. WX is actually quite disappointed - she thinks she would be good at playing the part. (But she decides not to volunteer for it and notes it as something she'd like to try in a roleplay with PSJ.)

PSJ tries on the outfit but she has zero experience with the more elaborate women's dresses or with flirtation or with a way of standing that makes it look less like she'll whip out an arrow and kill you. Everyone immediately nixes the idea.

Bai Jiu is too young and Ying Lei too... Ying Lei. YL tries on the outfit at least but can't help standing with his hands on hips and feet apart, and when he tries to flirt the rest of the team falls over laughing. YL is a little offended.

ZYZ makes ZYC try on the outfit even though he knows ZYC would never be able to act the part. But he says ZYC needs to lead by example. ZYC makes a beautiful girl once WX gets done with him, and does a great impression of blushing shyly when ZYZ flirts with him. But his glare, killing aura, and white knuckled grip on his sword mean that they also decide against sending him in.

As for LL... they look at the dress and look at LL and no one thinks it'll work, but on the idea that he's part of the team now and has to suffer the same humiliation join in on team activities, ZYZ gets him to try. ZYZ has to magic up a dress because LL is way too beefy to fit into anything they have on hand.

LL is completely comfortable wearing the dress - he's possessed people of all genders and has no qualms about wearing a courtesan's outfit. He's also quite good at smiling sexily (if a bit menacingly). The only problem is that he's undeniably huge ~ everywhere ~ and can't make a convincing woman.

They finally turn to ZYZ, who poofs into a gorgeously attired woman with a hand gesture and quiet Word. He's 34,000 years old and adventurous - he's absolutely tried on different genders and appearances out of curiosity. This gremlin's known all along he's the best choice for this but was definitely going to make every other one of the team try on the outfit before he volunteered.

By the end of the investigation ZYZ is the hua kui at the brothel and the madam cries when he leaves.