#theos thots

[theothots]

really enjoying oblivious oscar recently but set that with the grid harem and oscar just being fully oblivious that he’s part of it

like he’s not slept with any of them and he doesn’t even realise he’s apparently been flirting with all of them, but none of them push on the sex thing because they assume he’s just not that into it or that he’s kind of nervous about it. cut to oscar jerking off in the shower thinking he’s so weird for fantasising about the grid like that

and eventually the grid harem communicate with oscar about sex and oscar continues to be oblivious and this time is a bit tipsy and more loose lipped and goes yeah i kinda crave physical touch and it has been longer than a hot minute lol but it’s kind of hard to hook up with guys whilst ur travelling. and the grid harem are like. what. oscars like what. and then realise that somehow none of them have dicked him down yet and apparently he doesn’t realise he’s in the polycule ?? cue big discussion with oscar where they go hey babe you realise we all want to fuck you and thought you were in our polycule, whilst oscar just sits like 😧🏳️‍🌈🫵⁉️

[blackhholes]

teen wolf meme: [2/5] motifs -> water

You know, when you're drowning, you don't actually inhale until right before you black out. It's called "voluntary apnea." It's, like, no matter how much you're freaking out, the instinct to not let any water in is so strong that you won't open your mouth until you feel like your head's exploding. But then, when you finally do let it in... that's when it stops hurting. It's not scary anymore. It's-it's actually kind of peaceful.

[loveharlow]

thots n dreams💭...theo definitely argues in italian, especially toxic!theo who doesn't think you know what he's saying. in that case, there's one of two scenarios; either the two of you argue so much that you've picked up the language or if it's ravenclaw!reader, you definitely already know the language and argue back fluently, to his surprise.

[nottswitch]

souvenir by selena gomez is definitely the song that pop girlie!reader wrote about toxic!theo

the first and most popular one, the one that hard-launched their relationship (because everyone definitely saw those paparazzi pics from new york, back in august, tenth floor balcony).

swimming in your eyes egyptian blue ??? this is theo incarnate, and pop girlie!reader makes sure to mention them a lot – those deep, captivating ocean eyes filled with lust mistaken for love, jealousy, obsession, pupils blown out as he takes in her body arching underneath him; or anger, mocking, taunting during yet another heated argument.

taking my breath, a souvenir that you can keep is a self-deprecating testament to the toxic nature of their relationship. no matter what happens, they always find their way to each other – a path scattered with burning coal, nails and razor blades, yet a path worth taking nonetheless. theo is a fountain she once carelessly threw a coin into, and like a dedicated tourist traveling to rome every year to see fontana di trevi, she comes right back to theo, drowning and gasping for air, but somehow unwilling to be saved.

au. more.

[theorist-fox]

Opened the drafts and found this

Let's play finish the sentence

[so-long-soldier28]

theo raeking my eyes all over him jesus christ-

[yanderepuck]

The collar and leash I want Theo to use on me

[virtualsangel]

୧ ‧₊˚ 🍓 ⋅ ☆ "i thought you said you was keeping the bill a surprise?" theo asked, pushing the empty plate of food away from him for the server to clear away, thanking them as they did so. "it's not a surprise if you're saying the total every time you look at the receipt and then gasp because of it. do you want me to get it? or are you going to tell me you're giving me an iou?" / @dimonyita

[theonepunkasshole]

im sorry, taste like vanilla when they what

... don't worry about it :3

[ervotica]

boyfriend!theodore nott thots,,, nsfw 18+ only, daddy kink, brief smut

absolutely whipped boyfriend!theo that lets you drape yourself all over him every time you get the chance: in the common room, the great hall, the three broomsticks.

boyfriend!theo that lights your cigarettes for you like the true princess that you are, perched on his lap prettily with the fucking thing dangled between your pouting lips until he quirks a brow, fishing a lighter out of his pocket just for you.

boyfriend!theo that demands your designated seat is his lap. no matter where you are, you're on his lap somehow. legs splayed haphazardly over the meaty flesh of his thighs, calves squished between the roughened tips of his fingers as he kneads the dimpled skin.

boyfriend!theo that's so horrendously down bad for you it makes the other boys nauseous at the sight of you. they're not sure he ever smiled before the pair of you got together, and now he follows you everywhere like a lovesick puppy, face screwing into a simper every time you give him even an ounce of attention.

boyfriend!theo that fucks you so good and so deep that you know everybody knows how well you're getting dicked down every night. the way he folds your little body, ankles by your head as he fucks the attitude out of you, achey cunt suctioning his cock back in when he pulls out until your drooling hole is creaming all over him, huge hand pushing against the side of your face until you're screaming, hair puddled across the pillow beneath you in a mess of frazzled static when you whine and needle your way underneath his armpits, a string of "daddy, daddy, daddy," falling from your kiss-bitten lips.

just boyfriend!theo <3333

[theothots]

F1 official site saying “piastri becomes the hunted” sorry didn’t realise we were making the whole grid pining for oscar canon on a monday morning but hell yeah i guess

[rjthirsty]

A collection of moments from IkeVamp + my thots

I played Ikemen Vampire for 3 years. I did really enjoy the game even though I've dropped it now. I just felt done with the story. I was happy where it was.

Of course, I collected a lot of screenshots from playing all the routes several times. And it seems here are some from around the same time because they were grouped in my photos together.

Ah yes, the event with the pure blood sandwich due to the aphrodisiac in the blanc.

Comte is a voyeur. I can dig it.

Leo has to tie the dress up, but he called Comte Daddy and I can't fucking get that out of my mind. Do you think he's said it when Saint Germaine is balls deep in him?

I honestly don't remember Arthur saying this. Ever. And my memory is really good. Guys, I remember the first event I ever did in Obey Me in January of 2020. But I can't remember why Arthur would ever complain about someone not believing he was a thoughtful bloke.

I like this next one.

Sebastián tells MC this after she dismisses her own hobby. I think it's something that needs to be said more. Love the things you love and be unapologetic about it. Be fucking you. Be big. Be too much. Be loud. It's okay.

Ah, these next two. Haha. They are from Theo's route but barely considered spoilers.

MC is eavesdropping on Theo, and Jean catches her. He asks what she's doing, and Theo hears them. She makes up a lie about them just shooting the breeze, and for some reason, Jean plays along.

The next is after MC finds out everyone is a vampire because they all kept it from her, and Jean says this. Lol. He's such a himbo. I love him.

Lastly, Mozart being pathetic and I love it. I wish he always looked this mopy. I like pathetic men. Lol.

[iwishyouwerereal]

Main Masterlist

Disclaimer: I intend to write 18+ content, so if you are a minor, DO NOT INTERACT! This "masterlist" is just the names of characters and people I will be writing for.

--My old account is @girlmeetscruelworldxx if you care to read my three "thots" from before that I wrote for The Usos.

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One Direction (No Liam because that feels disrespectful, sorry)

Harry Styles

Zayn Malik

Niall Horan

Louis Tomlinson

The OG Bloodline (WWE)

Roman Reigns

Jey Uso

Jimmy Uso

Solo Sikoa

Call Of Duty

Captain John Price

Simon "Ghost" Riley

Johnny "Soap" MacTavish

Kyle "Gaz" Garrick

The Walking Dead

Rick Grimes

Daryl Dixon

Glynn Rhee

Negan Smith

Shane Walsh

Abraham Ford

Tyreese Williams

Random Characters

Rio (Christopher) (Good Girls T.V. Show)

Theo James (any characters he's played)

Miguel O'Hara (Across The Spider Verse)

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[foursaints]

saints I’m thinking about your OCs again…pls I want to know about Theo’s tattoos 🥺

luckily i am literally never not thinking about him ever…. once again @wyorians come look at our beautiful autistic thot son

thank you for the interest 😭 i never keep the placement consistent, but the tattoos i generally include are:

knuckles are LOVE/SICK, bite mark on side of neck (matching with freddie), the batwings (i put these on barty (!!)) were originally a theo-ism, “the lovers” tarot card, some sort of medieval parrying dagger or sword (knight motif 🥴), assorted hearts, & his girlbestfriend’s initials

he is an artist ^_^ and he drew most of them himself. unpictured he definitely has, like, the eraserhead baby & body horror creatures & a weirdly pornographic junji ito-esque anime girl in a bikini impaling herself on a sword that everyone judges him for. and sensitive softboy leonard cohen lyrics. he contains multitudes.

the important thing to understand about theo is that he looks Like That but he is a JAMES POTTER VARIANT in his soul!!! just insanely quiet about it

[nottswitch]

Crazy thot (🤭 I’ve been listening to audiobooks at work and the man who reads them sounds so fucking hot anyways) brothers best friend! Theo buying you plum or red lipstick just for you to put on and kiss his cock so he can take a polaroid picture to keep in his wallet or for you to keep. Like it’s his sick little way of claiming you. 🤭

-🤠

ohh this is definitely something he’d do !! i feel like he wouldn’t necessarily keep it in his own wallet cuz your brother could see, but he’d make you keep it. ‘i know you want to, piccola, you’re a dirty slut like that’ with the most annoying smirk, and if anyone ever noticed the pic, he’d take it as an opportunity to bully you for being a slut too <3

[smuttyfandomgalore]

#Hp hot thots

Ron is such a clueless boyfriend tho, oopsie. Whining and moping at his friends why his pretty girl is ignoring him. They suppose their dumb friend didn’t see anything wrong with Lavender’s clingy praises on his recent win. In his defense, he obviously only has eyes for his girlfriend. Draco will have a field day with his spoiled sister ignoring Weasley’s pleas and apologies🤭.

!!!

Draco always trying his hardest to get them to break up ..trying to st her up with Theo or Blaise but she's soon running back to Ron

After he's followed her around for a few days; gifting her what he can.