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carpenter!jj as a dad😫

INTRODUCING. . . CARPENTER!JJ

cedarwood.     muddy boots.     denim.     aftershave.    sawdust.     flannel.     woodsmoke.     worn leather.     

carpenter!jj . . . who smells like wood shavings, warm skin, and that subtle, masculine cologne he doesn’t remember the name of.

carpenter!jj . . . who drives a beat-up truck with plywood in the back and a glove compartment full of mismatched nails, energy bar wrappers and an old pocketknife.

carpenter!jj . . . who drinks coffee black in the morning, sweet tea in the afternoon, and a beer as soon as the sun goes down, and the shit he eats? day-old sausage biscuit, protein bars, jerky, trail mix, half a sandwich wrapped in crumpled paper, maybe a banana if he’s feeling healthy.

carpenter!jj . . . who's knuckles are always a little scraped up, and there’s usually a fresh smear of dried paint, dirt, or sawdust he forgot to wash off. his fingers are calloused and strong, scarred from split wood and a few too many close calls with power tools.

carpenter!jj . . . who's the guy people call when storms are coming—knows how to tarp a roof, board a window, and stay calm while everyone else panics. everyone’s got a “jj helped me” story. he’s rough around the edges, maybe a little too loud at the gas station, but dependable as hell when something needs fixing.

carpenter!jj . . . who helps out old ladies for free, fixing their fences or squeaky doors, and waves it off like it’s no big deal. “Just doing my job,” he’d say, as they hand him cookies and call him their favorite. he's the local cougar magnet, every woman over 35 knows carpentry isnt the only thing he does well.

carpenter!jj . . . who's tool belt always carries a rusted-ass box cutter, a random mix of nails, screws, and washers, two lighters and condoms, because you never know.

CARPENTER!JJ WORKS BELOW ↓

to be updated !

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islandgirl!reader

natural remedies. healing journey. appreciation for earth & life. plant hoarder. flowers. crotchet. skimpy clothing. body appreciation. loves water. soft & gentle. artistically inclined. floral & animal print. shell & gold jewelry. seashells. gardening. traditional cuisine. coconut & hibiscus.

islandgirl!reader...who has a pet gecko or iguana that she carries on her shoulder

islandgirl!reader...who prefers to go barefoot everywhere

islandgirl!reader...who gets jj a real shark tooth necklace

islandgirl!reader...who drags the pogues to the beach everyday

islandgirl!reader...who reminds the pogues of moana

islandgirl!reader...who hates how cold it gets during winter in the obx compared to home

islandgirl!reader...who spends girl time with cleo, sarah, and kie by making them shell jewelry, cooking for them, and teaching them traditional practices

islandgirl!reader...who clicks with cleo immediately over their similarities & differences in culture, tradition, and dialect

islandgirl!reader...who told the pogues she a pet and described it as a dog, leaving them all stunned when they finally realized it was baby goat

islandgirl!reader...who helps kiara with her environmental efforts & attends volunteer events with her

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the gates are flooded.

𓂃 before ROCKSTAR!READER'S big show, jj's gotta give her some encouragement𓂅   

season 2 jj & dom!jj warnings: swearing, smut, unprotected sex, p in v, fingering, pet names, oral (f receiving ), slight choking. a/n: SORRY i got carried away.. but anyway! enjoy

"your gonna do amazing, n-ngh.." jj mumbles into your now soaked pussy, his hands pushing your shaky thighs apart all while his cold rings sunk into your hot skin. you have about one exact hour until your show starts and there is no fucking way your gonna be able to focus after this.

but does he care? nope.

feeling your thighs tremble, a shaky moan leaves your throat as your desperately search for something to hold onto, hips bucking involuntary toward jj's mouth. His tongue swirls and flicks at your sensitive clit, making your brain feel all fuzzy.

jj grins up at you, not an ounce of remorse in his almost feral eyes as he feels your body shake and heave each time he touches you. He knows exactly what he's doing to you and he has no hint of stopping. not now.

he lifts his hand, bringing it your cunt and plunging two long fingers into your heat with a obscene squelch. "ah, yeah, she likes it- loves it." he pants, lips parted as he watched it. all of it. his mouth seels back onto your pussy, eyes closing as he hummed- the vibrations making you jerk.

JJ pulls back just enough to catch his breath, his chin glistening with your juices. He grins up at you, eyes blazing with lust as he pumps his fingers slowly in and out of your fluttering cunt.

"Tell me how bad you need it, baby," he coaxes, curling his fingers just right to rub mercilessly against that spongey spot deep inside you. "Beg me for it like the good girl ya are. i wanna hear you fuckin' scream before I let you come all over my face."

His other hand slides up your body to tweak and roll your nipple between his fingertips, pinching the stiff peak until you cry out. "jj- oh god, i need it. bad. please." you beg, eyes squeezed shut as you breathed heavily.

JJ smirks at your desperate plea, his eyes glinting with triumph. He loves seeing you like this - wrecked, wanton, completely at his mercy. It's everything he's ever wanted. "what? i can't hear ya." he teases mockingly, raising a brow down at your wrecked face.

you pant, looking up at him with a lust-filled gaze. "i said, i need it. you.." you wipe the few beads of sweat from the corner of your forehead with the back of hour hand, nudging his belt with your shoe. a silent plea.

JJ's grin widens. Your silent plea only spurs him on, making him want to push you even further."Mmm, I need it. You," he repeats back teasingly, his voice a low, sinful purr. "And what is 'it', baby? Use your words. Beg me for my cock like the dirty girl I know you are."

He punctuates his words by sucking your clit hard, flicking his tongue rapidly over the sensitive bud. At the same time, he plunges his fingers deep, curling them just right to stroke that secret spot inside you that makes your toes curl.

"Fuck, you taste so sweet. I could eat this perfect cunt for hours," JJ groans, releasing your clit with a lewd pop. "But I think you need something more, don't you?" He stands up slowly, towering over you. The bulge in his jeans strains against his zipper, just inches from your face. He palms himself roughly, letting out a low groan.

you swallow hardly, shifting your hips to a more comfortable position, eyes locked on his face. "yes..more, j" you whisper, making him whisper back. "know ya do.."

He takes a second to unbuckle his belt and shimmy out of his jeans, freeing his cock while his eyes stayed locked on you. He grabs the base and bangs the swollen head against your dripping slit, coating himself in your juices. Your body jolts at the contact, a needy whimper escaping your lips.

JJ smirks as he feels your nails raking down his back, your desperation growing with each passing second. "Fuck yeah, that's my good girl," he praises, his voice a low, approving growl. "Begging so pretty for my cock. I fuckin' love it."

With a sudden, sharp thrust of his hips, JJ buries himself to the hilt inside your soaked, clenching heat. A guttural moan tears from his throat at the exquisite, silken feel of your walls gripping his aching cock like a vice. you instinctively lift your legs up to wrap around his hips, eyes squeezed shut as small moans left your throat each time he moved his hips.

"Shiiiiiit," he hisses through clenched teeth, his fingers digging into the flesh of your hips hard enough to leave bruises. "So fuckin' tight and wet. This cunt was made for my cock."

He starts to move, withdrawing until just the tip remains inside you before slamming back in, setting a hard, driving rhythm. The room fills with the obscene slap of sweat-slicked skin against skin and the creaking of the dressing room couch beneath you.

One hand slides up your body to wrap around your throat, applying just enough pressure to make your pulse pound beneath your skin. The other hand finds your clit, rubbing the sensitive nub in tight, rapid circles. Your moans turn to high, keening cries as he pounds into you.

JJ leans down to capture your lips in a kiss, swallowing your scream of ecstasy. His tongue plunges into your mouth, tangling with yours in a filthy dance of dominance and desire. He devours you, consuming you, until there's nothing left but the taste of him on your tongue.

All the while, he never stops moving, never stops fucking up into your spasming heat. Each powerful thrust drives you higher, pushing you closer to the edge. The hand around your throat tightens just a bit more, making your head swim and your heart race.

"Fuck, baby, I can feel you fuckin' squeezing me." JJ pants against your lips, his hips never faltering. "You gonna come on my dick? Fuckin' soak my cock in your cum and scream my fuckin' name?" His words are punctuated by the slap of skin on skin and the creaking of the couch springs beneath you.

He drives into you one last time, grinding his pelvis against yours as he buries himself to the hilt. At the same time, he pinches your clit hard, sending you hurtling over the edge in 2 quick ass seconds.

JJ throws his head back with a hoarse, guttural shout of your name as your pussy clamps down on his cock. Your orgasm crashes over you like a fucking truck, your body convulsing and shaking with the force of it. He hilts inside you, his cock pulsing and twitching as he paints your insides with his hot, sticky seed.

"fuck," JJ whispers under his breath, his hips jerking as he empties himself inside you. His fingers dig into your hips hard enough to leave bruises as he holds you in place, making sure you take every last drop.

He collapses against you, his sweat-slicked body heaving. For a long moment, he just lies there, his softening cock still nestled inside your tender, fluttering walls. His arms wrap around you, holding you close as the aftershocks roll through you both.

He leans in to press a surprisingly tender kiss to your forehead, then your cheek, before claiming your lips in a deep, languid kiss. It's a far cry from the brutal, dominating kisses of before, but no less intense in its own way. When he finally pulls away, he smirks at you, his eyes twinkling with mischief and something softer, more genuine.

"You gonna be able to walk to the stage after that, baby? Or do I need to carry you?"

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as a 5'2 girl, this does something to me

hi bhavya! what are your thoughts on a short girl with jj? he definitely has a size kink doesnt he?

also can i be 🍄 anon?

🍄, babes, im a short girl, this is my calling. ugh i have so many thoughts about jj with a size kink!

he's the type to enjoy manhandling you and reminding how much bigger he is than you all the time. he's so big its painful how much he stretches you out, tears in your eyes and all and he's just teasing you saying shit like:

“You keep sayin’ I’m too big for you—but you’re takin’ it. Cryin’ for more. You love how much I wreck you, don’t you?”

“You’re squeezin’ me so tight, sweetheart. Can barely move in this perfect little pussy. Bet no one’s ever stretched you out like this, huh?”

he's so mean to you about it too—he's always making fun of you for bouncing on it sloppy and saying “JJ, I can't” like he won’t hold you down and make you take it.

the most humiliating thing he does? he loves bending you over things and then lifting backs of your legs up off the floor. now you're stuck—bent forward, feet kicking uselessly in the air while your arms scrabbled for balance.

if you squirm because of how overstimulated he gets you? he'll just pin yout wrists up over your head. It takes him hardly two fingers to hold you down and it's his biggest turn on.

and thats just in the bedroom, outside is where its worse. he's carrying you around all the time, throwing you over his shoulder like you're nothing but a toy to him.

he has so many stupid nicknames for you too, but his favourite is “tiny.” he calls you tiny all the time, its not even to make fun of you anymore its just to satisfy himself.

he loves how small you are!!! makes him feel so big, he can throw you down and fold you up before could say his name and its comforting for him, he feels more in control when he's with you.

but one thing is, only he can make fun of your height. the moment someone else does? he's done. beating the fucking shit out of them.

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and OMG (i feel like this is safe space to go on a rant...well, ik it is, it's my damn blog) but anyway

tell me why i watched temptation island and like what the actual fuck even is that show??? i only watched it because i saw the clips on tiktok from the spanish version (MONTOYAAA! MONTOYA POR FAVOR!) and the US version was on netflix so ofc imma watch it...

IMMEDIATE regret.

why are 3/4 four couples explaining that their bf's have a HISTORY of cheating and that their bf's are the ones who wanted to come on the show to "prove" themselves like ??? girls STAND UP

Grant literally got pissed during the first bonfire because Ashley said she didn't trust him as if she didn't have good reason and correct me if i'm wrong but he was the FIRST person to fuck someone else. And SO proud of Ashely for standing her mf ground (while filming anyway cs there's some post-show drama on tiktok but still). And Grant is so STUPID because you have a whole ass kid and you're behaving this way on NATIONAL TELEVISION. And you fucked that girl MULTIPLE TIMES, wrote her a letter about how she changed your life, and didn't EVEN leave the island with her (well, apparently he did but they broke up, whatever idk)

Tyler and Tayler were a hot ass mess from the start. Like girl you met this man while he was MARRIED. AND not to mention, he wasn't the first one to "cheat" but he brought that girl into his room the first night and he formed a connection w her right off the bat like that's CRAZY.

Alexa and Lino were cute but they had no reason to be there negl and kudos to him for staying true but i lowkey feel like it's only because he wasn't being approached by anyone fr.

and buddy don't get me STARTED on the diabolical, flaming hot MESS that is Brion and Shante. This woman disappointed me so bad to the point where i felt WEAK in the knees. This man came onto the show claiming to a sex-addicted, exhibitionist, flirt who has trouble forming genuine, platonic friendships with women and wanted to prove to shante that he could, only to have no hesitation having a THREESOME with two women in the shower until THE FUCKING SUN CAME UP. Shante....GIRL?! and that's not EVEN the worst part, because this man went into the confessional, yes the parts they filmed hours or DAYS after, and said HE WOULD DO IT AGAIN. And not ONLY that he would do it again, but he HAD TWO GIRLS HE PLANNED TO ASK TO DO IT WITH. and when he FINALLY got clocked by the one girl in the guys villa with an inkling of self-worth and common sense, he says that he KNOWS Shante will forgive him because "why wouldn't she?" and you can't even blame him because HE WAS FUCKING RIGHT. And if he did that ON TV, with the CAMERAS ROLLING, KNOWING it would be shown to his GIRLFRIEND....ON TV, GIRL IMAGINE WHAT HE'S BEEN DOING WITH HIS "FEMALE FRIENDS" BACK HOME. like UGH.

I'm going to bed. (probably not really)

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going through my yap tag and omg im actually kind of funny bc girl wtf is this

if i haven't responded to your ask yet, just know that you know too much and i can't reveal too much info, but they will remain there until the secret is out (even though i feel like y'all are slowly getting it😭)...

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sidenote..why did one of my friends say i remind her of a female version of him??😭

y'all ever seen an edit where everything is just perfect? the song, the character, the clips...

yeah that's this.

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THE FINGER MOTION LIKE THIS BOY KNEW WHAT HE WAS DOING THIS AINT NO MF DISNEY MOVIE (idk why but the movement is sooo jj coded)

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like i don't think y'all understand i know the entire dance class scene choreo. it's muscle memory. it's embedded within my dna.

"dance with me."

"dance with you? no thanks."

"well, maybe i'm wrong...but you're the most amazing dance partner i've ever had. even though i taught her everything she knows.

"that's funny. 'cause you said you forgot why you even started dancing until you met me."

"nah, it's okay, it's true. so why don't you bring yourself up here and show me why i remember?"

CLEARED.

"alright, let's see. was it a little boy band move like this?"

"okay, um, that was...cute. what was it?"

"oh, um, that was you."

"uh, that's not really how it goes. you need some help with that move?"

"ohh, like you could've done it any better."

"sweetheart, i invented that move."

"prove it. let's see you 'keep it real'."

a love like this or no love at all.

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and this over high school musical ANY DAY. bite me.

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THIS was real heartbreak

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literal moments before disaster

"this ends here."

"what does?"

"this. us. you can't tell anybody about what happened today. not even your parents."

"why? they're not gonna post it on their blog or anything-"

"look, if we go down there, if we get photographed together, it'll get crazy...and i won't get this movie deal."

"why does it have to get crazy?"

"'cause i'm christopher wilde, you're just some ordinary girl."

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no I'M radio rebel

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a love like this or no love at all.

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god forbid a girl just want a pair of victoria secret angel wings🙄

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applejack!reader

cowboy hats & girly cowgirl boots. red & yellow. horse lover. fruit pies. picnics. world markets. sunset pics. open fields. honest & loyal. stubborn. opposition to authority. homemade everything. oddly charming. competitive. plaid & denim. clean eating. apple blossom perfume. physical touch love language. playful. talkative. infectious laugh.

applejack!reader...who's family moved to the outer banks to expand their small business & farm

applejack!reader...who forces the pogues to listen to "good" country music

applejack!reader...who always wants to serenade jj with her banjo when she's drunk

applejack!reader...who becomes the The Cut's Sweetheart for her cheery demeanor while working, throwing smiles and silly, sweet comments to all the customers who stop by

applejack!reader...who could never get tired of the outdoors — hiking, horseback riding, farming, etc

applejack!reader...who didn't initially get along w/ kiara, who wasn't a fan of her family's farming business until she learned more

applejack!reader...who helps kiara create a dessert menu for The Wreck where she sells all of her homebaked goods

applejack!reader...who helps john b take proper care of the chickens in his backyard that he leaves to fend for themselves

applejack!reader...who has a southern drawl & is always using weird phrases that the pogues have to try not to laugh at because she says them 100% seriously

"you're 'bout as coordinated as a newborn calf on ice" "that's 'bout as likely as a pig flyin'" "you've got the brains of a scarecrow" "you all're 'bout as bright as June bugs in jar"

applejack!reader...who jj teases with 'hoedown throwdown' by miley cyrus after he found her childhood playlist

applejack!reader...who jj riles up on purpose to hear her voice which annoys her even more and she ends up tackling him

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you know what I’ve decided I don’t hate lorenzo zurzolo’s stylist, I love them. they put him in such dizzying crap outfits that people don’t notice he’s hot. if they dressed him properly everyone would fancy him and he’d become mainstream and I’d crash out. they keep him our little secret with that ugly wardrobe and I respect that

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