#theo reblogs

[human-souls-buy-dopamine]

@starheirxero friendly reminder that if you break a statue using anything but your ass, you didn't clear a gabriel run /ref

[human-souls-buy-dopamine]

PLEASE PLEASEPALEASEE PLEAAASSEEEEEE PLEASE I WILL FOLLOW THIS UP WITH A LIST OF OUR OCS IM BEGHING PLEASEEEEEEEE PELASE

Please Reblog This If It’s Okay To:

Send questions about yourself

Ask questions to/about your characters

Ask about your headcanons 

Send questions about your works (fanfics, art, music, RPs, etc) 

Ask about popular ships/headcanons

Ask about plot ideas you’ve had but haven’t acted upon yet (snippets of AUs, a scenario you wish to write/draw but haven’t gotten to yet)

Questions about other ships/headcanons that aren’t as popular or are rarepairs

Questions or comments about favorite tropes, headcanons, characters, foods, weather, or anything else you are okay in answering!

[lov3notts]

new fic tomorrow night???

let me know if anyone wants to be tagged:))

ITS POSTED!!!

[linkbetweenlinksau]

The mark- part 2

Part 1|| part 3||

[whatever-fanfics]

POV: you need help with your 21st century homework in a mansion full of vampires

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Imagine MC needing sitting on the table, head in their hands, about to cry because NOTHING MAKES SENSE. And in come multiple people who look over MC's shoulder to what's making them so upset, they recognize some of it but not all of it. After pondering with each other they try asking some of the others. 10 minutes later 12 vampires surround the human trying to make sense of numerous subjects. Shakespeare was visiting.

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Arthur & Theo *coming in from a night of drinking*: MC? Hondje? what's wrong

MC *on the verge of tears*: Nothing makes sense🥺😭

Arthur and Theo *walk over and see numerous papers from different subjects*: What is this?

MC: homework from the 21st century 🥺

Arthur *sits down and recognizes some of the works*: Interesting...

Theo *looks over and sees art history papers and papers about painting techniques*: ?!?

Isaac *enters and sees them*: ???

Isaac *walks over and sees calculus and math*: ?!?

Isaac *sits down and recognizes some equations*: I recognize some but not all of them, hold on

Isaac *leaves and comes back with Leonardo*: I brought help

Leonardo *looks over and recognizes problems*: You study this cara?

MC: not by choice 🥲

Napoleon *sleepily wanders over*: ???

Napoleon *sees typed words in French*: Nunuche how did you get your writing so neat?

MC: that's typed, it's my homework

Napoleon *confused, recognizes some but not all*: it's French homework?

MC: Yea... 🥲

Napoleon: hold on

Napoleon *leaves and comes back with le comte*: here

Le Comte *happy to be included*: 😁 homework?

MC: unfortunately 😓

Le comte *sits down*: I see the language has evolved again, this makes things a bit tricky, no matter *starts a whole lecture*

MC *look at the camera like their in The Office*: ...

*Mozart and Jean enter*

Mozart: why are you all so noisy

Mozart *comes over and notices music sheets*: what is this?

MC: homework

Mozart and Jean: Home..work???

Sebastian *appearing out of the void*: school work that you take home and return the next day completed

Literally everyone: where did you come from?

Jean *comes over and sees typed paper*: what is..this?

MC: typed up homework

Jean:...Witchcraft *takes out his sword*

MC: PLEASE NO, I DON'T HAVE ANYMORE COPIES 😭😭😭

*Dazai enters*

Dazai *sees everyone by MC and walks over*:

Dazai *sees his book*: what's this? Everyone: Homework

*Shakespeare enters*

Shakespeare: Good morrow, all 😊

Shakespeare *walks over and sees multiple works of his*: ???

Shakespeare: Good MC, I had no notion of your interest in me ☺️

MC and Theo: It's homework

Theo *puts down art history papers*: be right back

*Theo leaves and comes back with Vincent*

Vincent: MC I didn't know you were so interested in art ☺️😊

MC *didn't want to tell him it was for homework*: yeah...

*Sebastian taking notes furiously in his journal*

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[qishylia-adelia]

nevermore fans do we still fw with the good brother theo agenda

[human-souls-buy-dopamine]

@funnier-as-a-system

Me, after forgetting to cut the top off an onion before dicing it: “Aw dammit”

The Gordon Ramsey that lives in my head: “Don’t worry there, this mistake isn’t going to ruin anything. No need to be too hard on yourself”

Me: “Wow, that’s…not what I was expecting”

Gordon: “Of course, you ought to know by now that I don’t shout at cooks just to do so. I do it because the people in hit television show Kitchen Nightmares are putting their services out into the public and claim to be good enough to have the title of head chef. You’re just some guy in your twenties making beef stroganoff for yourself and your roommate. I’m kind of a dick, yeah, but I’m not gonna scream at you for a minor mistake like this”

Me: “Oh….well…thanks”

Gordon: “You’re welcome…cunt…”

[thejagerman2024]

I'M GONNA TRY START A REBLOG GAME!! ANYONE CAN JOIN ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS GO TO YOUR FAVORITE PLAYLIST AND TELL US THE FIRST 5 SONGS AND EVERYONE WILL PICK THE BEST

NP TAGS: @python-nebula @ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow @owlflight @kitvinn @kingdreverette @kairithemang0 @biologyologyy @ender-of-the-sender @legallymeowlissa + anyone who would like to join!!

[starringmycoffee]

"recovery isn't linear" i say, while mad at myself for recovery not being linear

[human-souls-buy-dopamine]

the "OH GOD OW WHAT THE FUCK MY FUCKING EARS!!!" Council has spoken. the verdict is death by autism beam

i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.

[finalgirlgretchen]

"Dr. Lawrence Gordon, On Grief" -- t.w.

[bluberimufim]

GUYS HOLY SHIT I JUST FINISHED MY FIRST DRAFT!!!!!!!!!!

taglist: @little-mouse-gardens , @wildswrites , @cheeto-flavoured-pasta , @fleurtygurl and @joswriting

[sammypog]

some of my favorite quotes from hell followed with us ((:

[human-souls-buy-dopamine]

@starheirxero ik you're abnormal about tech/inanimate objects in a slightly different way than us (excluding object heads we definitely aren't abnormal about them in the xero way nooooo /silly) but. thoughts

Holding the laptop’s power button down because it’s crashed and there’s no other way to turn it off feels so unsettling. It makes me feel like I’m holding a cushion over its face while the life slowly ebbs out of it.

[theosconfessions]

Love is Embarrassing

The Party- Part 3-

theos completely scarred but MY BOY.. you had to know it was coming.she is your kin afterall. them genes run strong and they run deep. him also hitting on elia is <3 haha! but this had no impact on elia and scars relationship. since she initiated it i let it happen. total get mine get yours situation and who can blame her.. however. there were some 'wtf is this' moments coming up.

@fl0pera

[stillprettyunoriginal]

the utter joy about being a big ol nevermore fan is that I have no like claim to fame, or posts of my own about it. Like I have flowers and little details I yap about with friends, but publicly I do very little.

HOWEVER, I am the reason that you can look “theotresor” up in spotify and find a ship playlist. Everyone scream and squeal and twirl about them with me