#then my apologies big dawg

[fire-lizard-ro]

Ah yes. I've come to inquire about a certain blond fellow with the pretty eyes. Aventurine

So here's my bit. Reader is going through a break up with Aventurine and then they make up. I'm writing this while attention (females perspective)is playing in my mind. Maybe you could like incorporate it into the ask. Because I'm thinking in a way that the reader is trying to get Aventurines attention whilst keeping him at a distance. Sor of cat and mouse. And he's buying into it though he's much prefer without the sneakiness.

Also I hope this asks finds you in good spirits and a joyful mood. Caio.

Okay, okay- I have no clue what attention is. A song? I’m not good at this game help-

Anyways I will try my best.

Thank you sm for the ask. 🫶

I really do love this twinky little blond man and I’m happy to be writing about him.

It’s like two in the morning rn and I’m rambling here to distract myself from things. ANY!!! WAYS!!!

No gender is mentioned for the reader.

CW: exactly one (1) 2.1 spoiler (Aventurine’s real name- It’s at the very end), break up-make up time, mild angst bc ofc there is it’s Aventurine, hurt/comfort, happy ending hehe 🫶

Writing under the cut (SFW):

You couldn’t help but smile as you saw a certain someone’s nickname flashing across your screen. Right on time.

Though you supposed he knew what you were doing. After all, Aventurine is smart. Even if he didn’t realize it right away, he had to know by now.

You picked up the phone.

“Well hello, stranger. To what do I owe the honor?” It was hard to keep the sly lilt and inflection out of your voice when you knew he was definitely gripping his phone tightly on the other end of the line.

“I’m sure you know, dear. You’re slick but not that slick. You’ll have to do better than that to outplay me,” Aventurine said, his voice still fixed in that unhurried cadence and unbothered tone like usual despite the situation.

You rested your cheek on a hand and leaned back in your seat with a smile. “I’m sure I don’t know what you mean. In any case, it’s a bit odd of you to call me. After all, we did break up. You remember that, I’m sure.”

You could practically hear the leather of his gloves crunching (is it crunching I forgot-) as he clenched a fist, keeping hold of his restraint.

The two of you had been dancing around each other like cat and mouse. Though at this point, who was the cat and who was the mouse was anyone’s guess.

Despite having gotten to the point of breaking up, you ended up missing him a lot. And thus you began the dance only to find his hand already waiting for you. It was unspoken that you both wanted the same thing. But every time he drew closer, you’d pull back. A frustrating back and forth that seemed to confuse him. Aventurine was sure you wanted him back. And yet you never let the cat finally catch his prey. Why? He didn’t get it.

“Oh sweetheart- Let’s not keep pretending, yes? I know you’ve been trying to catch my attention. You can’t hide your intentions.”

“Seems it’s working, then.”

It was true. You had been doing things to keep Aventurine’s eyes on you. Despite playing a game of keep away with him with how you’d draw him in and push him away, you didn’t want him looking at anyone else. At the same time, you weren’t sure if you’d truly be willing to get together again. What if the train went off the tracks again? The first time had been rough enough with the two of you waging a passive aggressive war and pointedly ignoring each other at some points.

And thus, this odd little game of yours. One that Aventurine was growing tired of it he had finally called you.

“Let’s talk in person, shall we?” “What-?”

A knock at the door. No fucking way- You opened the door to see your favorite the blond man himself.

“Hiya, darling dearest~”

“Aventurine.”

“No need to be like that. I was serious about that talk.” He then pulled a bouquet of your favorite flowers out from behind his back. “For you,” Aventurine said with that stupid charming smirk of his. You squinted at him for a moment before accepting the flowers with a huff and a faux annoyed, “Fine.”

You were a bit conflicted. You were excited that he was here. Especially because he seemed desperate enough to actually seek you out and talk to you in person. But at the same time this was not something you calculated or expected to happen.

“I know you’re glad to see me. You don’t have to pretend,” he practically purred as you shot a glare over your shoulder, still keeping up appearances. “Oh but of course- I’m absolutely just tickled pink.”

Aventurine chuckled, tipping his head down to look at you over his shades, lids low and eyes practically glowing. “You always did have a way with words, sweetheart.”

He then took off the sunglasses (and oh that was another stupid, dorky little thing about him you found oddly endearing- shades inside a building- stupid silly adorable man-) and plopped down on your couch while you put the flowers down on the counter in the kitchen. You’d deal with them later. For now you had him to deal with. You sat in the chair instead of the couch. He pouted playfully about it, but didn’t comment. “I’ll cut to the chase- I want you back. And I know you want me back, too. I just can’t figure out why you’re leading me closer and then shoving me away. I’m starting to get the feeling you just like my attention. But even so- We both know the truth. So why don’t you just give in, lovely? I know you want to,” he said, surprisingly not using the old song and dance of leading someone around to get the information he wanted. He didn’t talk in circles and didn’t even seem all that flirty despite his words. He was… oddly serious.

“And what about the reason we broke up before?” You didn’t even try to pretend anymore. Aventurine has always been able to see right through you. That ability had clearly not gone anywhere. “I can’t make promises, but we can talk. We’ll work something out. I’ll even compromise on it.” Compromise was not an Aventurine word. Any deals he made were made in his favor without the other person even knowing what they were going to lose. Your incredulity must have been showing on your face more than you thought because he laughed lightly, the sound somehow dry- tired and heavy. “I see that look. I’m serious, baby. I’m sorry I ever let you go. You’re the only one who stayed. The only one who has stuck around. I need you. I’ll give it all to you. My attention, my trust, my… my heart, even. You don’t have to play these games to make me want you.”

Now you feel a bit guilty. But at the same time, elated. Even before you broke up, he never once brought up matters of trust and love. He seemed far too uncomfortable even edging around the topic. But now Aventurine was the first one to bring it up.

You said nothing but silently stood. And his eyes dimmed, waiting for disappointment. But then you walked over and sat next to him, pulling him into a hug. “I missed you, Aven.”

He let out a shaky sigh and wrapped you up in his embrace, arms tight around you.

“Kakavasha.”

“What?”

“You should tell me, ‘I missed you, Kakavasha,’” he (Kakavasha?) said, his voice was shaky with emotion.

“I… I missed you, Kakavasha.”

“And I love you, sweetheart.”

[risestarkiss]

Nicknames

Rise Ramblings #351

One of my favorite things about Rise is the utilization of nicknames in the show. This is the first iteration of the TMNT that really dived deep into nicknaming the boys. ❤️🧡💙💜

Also, the fandom has come up with quite a few great names of their own!

I wanted to list off some of the names from the show, some names I’ve heard around the interwebs, and some of the ones I’ve personally made up.

(Yeah. Those get a little out of hand. I’m apologizing from now. 😌)

LEONARDO: Leo Nardo Leon Neon Leon Primetime The Blue One Baby Blue Bluey Cyan Blue Boy Lee Pepino Fruit Ninja & Blueberry (I’m sorry. 😞)

MICHEALANGELO: Mikey Micheal Miguel Mike Magic Mike Orange Orange Pawn Orange Peel Doctor Delicate Touch Doctor Feelings Doctor Positive Doctor Rude One Love Angelo Angie Angel & Alan (I’m sorry. 😞)

RAPHAEL: Raph Raphie Raph-a-roni The Red One Big Red Red Rover Red Reign R-Dawg The Red Angel of Preventing Harm Raphela Ella Ellie Strawberry Strawberry Jam Strawberry Cupcake & Cinnamon (I’m so sorry. 😔)

DONATELLO: *takes a deep breath* Don Dee Deedee Dondon Donnie Donnie-D Donald Donna “Don, I tell you.” Dynamite Don DonTron Donathan Donnifer Donstantinople Don Stasinopoulos Dontertelli Don Tortellini Donatelli Spinelli Don Quixote Donkeytello Don Jamba Lambda “Don, a fellow.” *takes another breath* Vomitello Othello Othello Von Ryan ‘Thello Tello Hortense Mr. Science Bootyyyshaker9000 Alpha-Bootyyyshaker-9000 The Funny One The Purple One Purple Purple Knight Purple Boy Purple Jam Purple Jambalaya Grape Jelly Grapes Ube Smarts Brains Eyebrows & “The scientist formally known as, D.” (I will not apologize for any of these. Fight me.)

Bonus: DUOS! Raph & Don: Brains & Brawn, Strawberry Jam & Grape Jelly Leo & Raph: Sunrise Duo Mikey & Raph: Sunset Duo Leo & Mikey: Baja Blast, Portal Pals Leo & Donnie: The Disaster Twins & Double Trouble Donnie & Mikey: Smarts & Crafts, PB&J

Are there any that I missed? 😁

[babydollmarauders]

MEDIA MANAGEMENT — JACK HUGHES (23-24 SZN PART 19)

au masterlist

notes: this is late and short and i apologize for that! i’ve had such a busy few days

y/ndevils00

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y/ndevils00 WE WON!! WE ACTUALLY WON!!

i mean… yeah, it’s cool, we won.

with the return of my absolute favorite captain (sorry Quinnifer), the devilish whores won 7-2 against the swords!

we kicked off the scoring just a minute and a half into the first with a goal from Holtzy, and almost 10 minutes later, got a goal from uncle Toffee to give us a 2-0 lead!

but that’s not all! just 4 minutes later, captain slut got his first goal back!! GO NICOLAS!!! and in true boyfriends fashion, he acquired his first goal back the same way that Jacky did; on his first game back, in the first period of the game, with a goal that had to be confirmed by officials that it was a good goal! how utterly boyfriends of them! they definitely planned that!

and to end first period, we got yet another EVEN strength goal (no power play goals yet here!) from Pally Pocket!! giving us a FOUR goal lead on those bitches from buffalo!

in second period we got yet another goal from Tyler the creator, just 2 minutes in! bringing the score to 5-1! thank you, queen! and then the rest of that period was boring af

BUT THIRD PERIOD! OH I LOVED THIRD PERIOD! we opened that period and made it our bitch with a goal from MY best friend in the whole big wide world, Dawg-son Mercer!! EVERYBODY CHEER! WOOOOO!!! (with an assist from my lovely pain in the ass, babygirl!)

AND LASTLY, WITH OUR ONE AND ONLY POWER PLAY GOAL, WE HAVE MY (hopefully) FUTURE LITTLE BROTHER, LUKEY ‘SMUSH’ HUGHES!!! LET’S GO, BABY HUGHES!! SHOW ‘EM WHAT YOU’RE MADE OF!!

i’ll see you guys on tuesday after we play the long island iced teas!

tagged holtz_10, tofff73, nicohischier, pally_18, jackhughes, dawson1417, and lhughes_06

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john.marino97 i don’t even get my own pic tonight?

y/ndevils00 i only have so many spots Jonathan! what am i supposed to do, you didn’t score a goal! do you want me to just take someone’s pic away to fit you in?!

john.marino97 1. not my name. 2. yes

y/ndevils00 NO! stop being greedy— jesus you’re like a stray cat, i feed you love once and you never leave me alone again

john.marino97 one could argue that you’re actually the stray cat

y/ndevils00 am i the one begging for your love right now? no!

john.marino97 i could post a photo of what you’re doing right now and it would suggest otherwise…

user29 what’s she doing right now?!

lhughes_06 @/user29 john is giving her a piggyback ride throughout the empty arena because she wouldn’t leave him alone

jackhughes how tf did you get the last picture from the press box?

y/ndevils00 ✨zoom✨

jackhughes well i need you to ✨zoom✨ out and stop camera stalking me while i’m on the bench. WATCH THE GAME.

y/ndevils00 don’t tell me what to do?

jackhughes you’re right, i’m sorry for telling you to do your job

y/ndevils00 you should be. thank you!

nicohischier you called me anything but my name

y/ndevils00 obviously? do you not see my gag here Nicole?

nicohischier i see it, i hate it, i ask you to do better

y/ndevils00 HEY DON’T TAKE MY LINE!

nicohischier too late. took it. made it my own.

y/ndevils00 @/jackhughes PUT YOUR BITCH ON A LEASH

jackhughes but you’re my bitch?

y/ndevils00 @/jackhughes take that back right now

jackhughes or what?

y/ndevils00 @/jackhughes or i’ll tell Sid?

jackhughes consider it unsaid 🫡

user01 NICO AND LUKE GOALS AND WE WON

user63 “bitches from buffalo” is how i’ll be referring to them now tysm

holtz_10 please leave me out of this

y/ndevils00 you’re part of the team, are you not? you’re briefly photographed and mentioned just shut up and say thank you

holtz_10 for what? you didn’t even congratulate me

john.marino97 bro, it’s not worth the fight, just say it

holtz_10 thank you?

y/ndevils00 you’re welcome, swedish meatball!

tofff73 thank you and you’re welcome, queen!

y/ndevils00 TAKE NOTES PEOPLE! THIS IS WHAT YOU DO!

dawson1417 you’ve been here for like 2 months and you already make the rest of us look bad, Toff

y/ndevils00 @/dawson1417 you could NEVER look bad to me, honey bun! the others, however, could use some work

lhughes_06 i’ll be your future brother if i have any say in it

jackhughes but you DON’T have any say in it?

y/ndevils00 @/jackhughes that’s what YOU think

jackhughes i- what does that even mean?

lhughes_06 @/jackhughes wouldn’t you like to know

jackhughes i’m pretty sure YOU don’t even know

lhughes_06 @/jackhughes you can’t prove that (i don’t)

dawson1417 CHEERING!! WOOOO!!! YAY ME!!

y/ndevils00 alright london tipton, let’s tone it down a little before somebody thinks you’re conceited

dawson1417 you’re right, sorry, GO TEAM!

y/ndevils00 there we go!! (we can cheer for just you off insta! nobody else matters!)

dawson1417 can we go out for drinks to celebrate me?

y/ndevils00 are you buying?

dawson1417 sure?

y/ndevils00 then ABSOLUTELY!!

user87 so are we just gonna breeze past “Pally pocket” … like polly pocket?

y/ndevils00 i liked to chew on the clothes <3

jackhughes i’m concerned for your well being

y/ndevils00 @/jackhughes you keep me sane 🥰

jackhughes well it’s a lot of work and i don’t think i’m doing a very good job

[stay-tiny-ville]

Han Jisung

Summary ~ Delulu thoughts of baby gurl Han Jisung and why the hell can’t men like this exist where I am (Or just my head going wild with dating head cannons of Han Jisung)

A.N. - I have heard your pleas for more Stray Kids before I move on to Ateez and I come to deliver DONT WORRY BABIES I HAVE 14 DRAFTS

A.N. 2 - I haven’t really checked word counts my brain just kinda goes on and on so if ones are longer than others I deeply apologize 🧎🏻‍♀️

A.N. 3 - also I’m genuinely confused if I can actually consider them head cannons if these are kind of mainly blurbs in each (if you can’t tell idk how to classify these)

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Dawg, dude, sweetheart, baby, babe, angel are names he’d call you

Def the best friend boyfriend

That’s probably how you got together was from being best friends because he’d probably be too anxious to get with someone he had feelings for that he didn’t know on a deep level

You two are on top of each other at all times

Like laying on top of each other when one is already laying down

Full weight where the other can’t breathe

Or laying full body weight on them while they are doing stuff out and about

One only gets out of bed/off the couch if the other carries them

You’ve seen the nonexistent legendary baby photos

If you like to wear baggy or big clothes he would wear your clothes and you would wear his and all of a sudden you both have one giant closet with double the clothes

Would def watch marathons of movies with you when they should be watched

Like nightmare before before Christmas, horror movies, and Charlie Brown Halloween movies around fall

Star Wars runs in May

And def the classic Christmas movies such as Harry Potter, the Santa Claus movies, and even the original and classic stop motion movies

Year without a Santa Claus is the best

I imagine on one of your rare coinciding days off you don’t go out, no matter how long it had been since you had, instead this was the superior alternative

Maybe it was even a special occasion like an anniversary or birthday or even just an accomplishment but you spend the day on the couch

The beginning of the day consisted of the classics you had to get out of the way like the Studio Ghibli movies I know everyone agrees on him loving so much or just things that recently released you had been dying to getting around to watching

After a collection of movies was watched you would break for food

Most of it consisted of not the healthiest stuff a man in his field should be consuming in such quantities

Like pop tarts in the morning, hot pockets for lunch, macaroni for dinner

Just a lot of processed things but man were you two adorable and just having a fun day so who can be mad at you

As the day slowly got darker, Hannie built a nest of blankets he nestled around him, but there wasn’t a blanket on top of him

But that’s where you come in

You lay between his legs, head on his stomach, turned to wach intently the movie that played

one of his hands holding yours while the other ran along your head

As the movie pulled to a close you turned to rest your chin on his stomach, his own dark, large, quokka eyes bore into your own

His hand falls from your head to your cheek and he held it gently

His gaze softening as much as humanly possible as his eyes closed the more he smiled at you his gorgeous smile

You felt your heartbeat quicken

No matter how many years you had known this man, through childhood or not, no matter how old you were, you were just a teenager madly in love

You were lost in your adoration for this beautiful creature and you think he could tell since he giggled before he untangled from you and stood, pulling you up by your hands

He mumbled “come on” with a smile as he pulled you to the kitchen for snacks

You knew the drill at this point in the night

Popcorn

He got the bowl ready while you had put the bag into the microwave/started heating it on the stove

Obviously he got the quicker job and by the time you sat back and waited he was already waiting and leaning against the kitchen island behind you

You turned around and barely took a step before his gentle hands grabbed ahold of your forearm and coaxed you into his arms

His arms securely wrapped around your shoulders and thus pressed your head into his shoulder and neck

Your own arms wrapping around his tiny waist

The only noise was the hum of the microwave/hiss of the popcorn on the stove as you relaxed into who you called your home

After making your way back to the couch for what would be the last movie of the night with the snacks, you once again found yourself attached at the hip to your boy

This time you were tucked into his side, head on his shoulder while you two laid

you lasted all but 40 minutes of the two hour film before your eyes fluttered

It didn’t help that his hand was on your waist and was softly brushing at the open skin and made you feel safe

He watched you as you lost the fight to your eyes and brushed strands of hair from your face

(If you’re a heavy sleeper) he gathers you into his arms and heads to the bedroom, leaving behind the snacks and blankets to be cleaned up tomorrow

(If you aren’t a heavy sleeper) he moves all items off of you (phones, popcorn bowl) and falls asleep to the sight of you in his arms

Han deserves so much love and I love love baby girl Hannie

[himbo-in-limbo]

I get that but honestly I love the idea of being poly, but Bons and Monty are trying so hard to show me that they’re better. Bonnie leaves me limping? Monty leaves me unable to walk.

Monty gives me hickeys? Bonnie gives me small scars.

And then there’s Freddy who I don’t think would be big on the idea. He’s already pretty vanilla imo (Aside from Praise and Degradation) so he just takes you shirt off, looks at you, looks at all the bites and scratches, and just is like “Superstar… did you get mauled by a wolf or-“

And do not get me started on the idea of those two (Bonnie and Monty) doing it at the same time.

But they better also give me some good aftercare. Idk if I’ve mentioned this but as kinky as I can be, I am a pillow price/princess/enby (Depending on the day yk).

Anyway long story short I want to have Bonnie, Freddy, or Monty to cuddle me after banging my brains out.

-🐦‍⬛

TW RAUNCHY N SPICY TOPICS!! KIDDIES KEEP SCROLLING OR ILL BLOCK YOU 🔥

DAWG

Don’t even get me started on poly ships cuz OOF (I decided to draw my more anthro vers for dis)

I have thought (and still do) think about how fuckin wholesome (and hot) it’d be in a poly relationship with fronnie

Those two would be the aftercare kings like they’ll do you raw and yeah sure you probably wouldn’t be able to walk the next day but

You don’t needa lift a finger. They got chu, they’ll pamper the hell outta ya and give you sweet kisses n stuff 😩❤️ Freddie will apologize sm if he left you any bruises n stuff (meanwhile Bonnie just kisses em while giving you a wink) like ugh just imagine waking up in the morning seeing these two bring u breakfast in bed n ughhfcgjgxcbnm,,…

-ahem-

Anyways the concept of Monty n Bonnie as a duo sounds…interesting

Your a toy for them I’d wager LMAO we know Bonnie would be a bit more gentle than Monty for sure but he can still get competitive…

I honestly don’t think Monty is any good at aftercare but If Bonnie’s there he’d def nag him to grab you anything you need 😭 he’ll grumble about it but he’d cuddle you post and after sexy time but he’s pretty lazy.

Monty can’t be held down forever like bros to strong. The way he’d pin you down so fast (also that leash as a belt thing is such a big brain thing omg) very hot, he’d be so annoying with his cocky comebacks 🙄

But yes Freddy they were mauled by a gator 😭 n it was hot ngl

[cyberdragoninfinity]

giving you dennis for the ask meme if you havent gotten him already. gotta get that daily dose of poodle

:) thank you tam i would love to talk about him.

Why I like them/why I don’t: god. Guy Who Burrowed Into My Brain So Fucking Bad. Help Me. i love this jackass. he's a fucking LOSER!!! HE SUCKS!!! i LOVE that dennis is a spineless pathetic liar and massive coward and an unhinged asshole more times than once!! type of guy who's just masks all the way down and i KNOW his identity issues are fucking lethal back there. his dub voice is an absolutely top 10 favorite for me!! he is one of the BIGGEST war criminals in yugioh to the point that he had to spend his duel links event apologizing to the rest of the cast!!! HE KILLED HIMSELF IN FRONT OF A CRUISE SHIP FULL OF PEOPLE. AND HE TALKS LIKE THAT. AND ACTS LIKE THAT. HIS GUILT IS GOING TO EAT HIM ALIVE. REBLOG TO MAKE IT EAT HIM FASTER.

also if we're always talkin about like. jesse and yugi and joey's dock duel as yugioh's gayest moments and characters we need dennis on that list right fucking now. borderline canon gay character to me he is so deliberately gay coded to like. 1930s Hayes Code Movie Degrees. fucking insane. slash pos.

What I like about their appearance: it is so fucking stupid. <3 the like??!?! jacket + vest combo in polymerization colors??!? his little purple bow that's matchies with yuri for some reason???? HIS STUPIDASS HAIR THAT LOOKS LIKE EASTER FAKE CRINKLE GRASS?? RIDICULOUS CHARACTER DESIGN. SLASH POS. CARROT BIT ME.... AGAIN.

Do I prefer their dub names or original names? cannot believe he came like that (named dennis.) i think i like 'macfield' a smidge more than mcfield though. dawg why you got two always sunny characters in your name.

OTP: siiiiiiiighssss through my teeth. i will not. be beating the Losing the Yaoi War allegations. dennis/yuri truthism blowing my entire brain up this summer and fall and Now. as if it's my fault dennis's duel links lines for yuri Sound Like That. i know they had a little gay thing only the way toxic codependent middle schoolers can have. yuri's convo with dennis in DL might make me insane. sorry in advance.

NOTP: obviously i cant make people Not ship something but whenever i see dennis shipped with a girl im just a little bit like. are you sure about that. are we sure. 🌈

OT3: i actually dont think i really have a 3+ ship for dennis. born 2 be monogamous i guess. i dont think he could handle having multiple partners i feel like he'd date them separately and be too skittish to break up with one of them and then it blows up in his face. lol

Favourite card they use: ive grown very fond of Performage Trapeze Magician after using it in DL for months now.... Flame Eater is also Really sillycute

i also. do like chaos ancient gear giant and its big fucked up dog pauldrons. dennis and his hunting hounds…okaaaayyyy

Favourite moment they were in: GODDDD IT'S SO FUCKING HARD TO PICK JUST ONE. I NEED TO MAKE A DENNIS DUB COMPILATION SO BAD. EVERY TIME HE'S ON SCREEN IS A TREAT FOR ME i think i have to go with his duel with gong in synchro. i love his dynamic with gong i wish we got more of it.

Least favourite moment: i Like the dennis/yuya duel (it's like. one of the few things i actually like about that 8 episode final stretch from hell) but i gotta say i dont know how great i feel about having dennis become the dueltaining teacher to all these kids who got war displaced effectively due to. uh. his actions. yugioh i dont know about that one.

Something I associate with them:

i dont want to talk about it.

[crazylittlejester]

hey hey hello you

cat wars came into my head again after seeing a tiktok with a very fluffy cat whose purring sounds like a literal car motor and I instantly thought of wars as a cat because of it

he's obviously very stoic but when he's happy or relaxed I like to think, if he were a cat, he'd just curl up with one of the chain, loaf and start purring incredibly loud. like, so loud because he's so joyus and calm (and bonus, he also does this when he curls up with his scarf. it's too big to fit on his little cat body so he uses it as a blanket or bed instead)

in terms of pets, it's always gonna be okay he obviously doesn't care if his brothers pet him, because he knows them lmao

and yes because he can't fight he's just reduced to this hissing, biting mess of a little fluffy animal with a temper no one can calm unless the enemy is dead

sorry I sometimes like to fluctuate between topics so I apologize if I just come into your inbox with random ass stuff 😭

dawg we gotta be honest here, the scarf is too big for his HYLIAN body ALSKDKDKKD that thing is HUGE, it’s definitely a big blanket, its deadass his comfort blanket. even in hylian form i know he cuddles up with it because it is just an absurd amount of fabric and if he laid it completely flat i think he could fit at least 4-5 of the others in there with him

god I’m imagining Wind picking up Cat Wars and showing him things as if Wars does not have the ability to View things on his own. Like those “showing my cat things he’s never seen before: the top of the fridge” type videos and Wars very begrudgingly puts up with it 😭

i love Swan Wars, but Cat Wars is like- RIGHT up there for me, because he literally is a fluffy white cat, like this is him:

also never apologize man the yap box is open for whatever, and i got adhd so god knows i cant focus on one thing for too long alskdkdkd talk about whatever you want :)

[afterdarkprincess]

A Moment Backstage

Relationship: Sami/Jey Rating: Gen Summary: Sami and Jey share an interaction backstage before the Tag Title Rematch (set during Nov 13th 2023 Monday Night Raw) -- Did I have several other things to write? yes but this just would not leave me alone, so here we are.

tags for @feelschicken, @imabillyami @southerngirl41 @elementaldoughnut12 @harmshake and @jeysbvck (if anyone else would like to be tagged or I forgot someone let me know!)

AO3 Link

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Jey paces backstage, headphones over his ears blasting music as he pumps himself up for the tag match. What ifs and worries plague his mind and he’s restless about not just the tag team rematch tonight but the Wargames match ahead of them.

Finn and Damien had been trying to eg them on earlier, Sami was right about that, but all the things they said had been true, especially about him. Jey has betrayed every single one of his current team members in the name of his cousin and his family.

He’s been plagued by this issue ever since his return and debut on Monday Night Raw, the mistakes of his past refusing to leave him be. All the things he’d never really wanted to do that Roman had made him do anyway.

His mind flashes to Elimination Chamber, the clip they’d showed last week of him with a chair in hand, tears dripping from his eyes and falling onto the mat as Roman screamed at him. In the end he couldn’t do it, couldn’t take the chair to Sami in the same way he’d done to KO. But he wasn’t brave enough to put the chair in Roman’s back either. A failure on both accounts.

Sami had waved it off, said it was all in the past now, but sometimes when Jey looks at him all he sees are those moments. Flowers strewn across the ring from the tattered lei, red like blood against the canvas as Sami turns to him with tears in his eyes. Watching his brothers attack Sami as if the last year never happened.

Jey wipes a hand over his eyes as if that will wash the painful memories away, thinks about retrieving his water bottle from wherever he’s left it this time, trying to get back out of his head. Sami appears in the locker room before him, the soft smile on his face a hard contrast to the anguish in his memories.

“Hey, my dawg!” Sami says cheerfully, “Just wanted to-oh!”

Jey cuts him off by pulling him in for a tight hug and not letting go. The waves of emotion that had swelled since the top of the show threatening to overtake him as he clutched Sami to him.

“M’sorry, Uce. I’m sorry-“ Jey mumbles into the crook of Sami’s shoulder, keeping his face hidden for what it might show. “Never wanted t’hurt you.”

Sami’s arms wrap around to hold Jey just as tightly, and the ginger laughs nervously. “Hey, hey now- s’okay Jey. What’s this about?” His hands press against Jey’s shoulders to make some space between them but they stay there as to not let him get away.

Jey sniffles and rubs a hand on his face, trying to be discreet as he wipes the tears away. “I dunno, Uce, just thinkin’” He shakes his head. “‘Bout what those guys was sayin’ earlier. I did a lot of messed up shit, and like Cody n’ I talked it out right? And the stuff wit’ Seth is whatever, don’ really care what that guy thinks…”

“They were trying to mess with us, Jey. Don’t let them get in your head.” Sami’s face is soft, and the understanding look in his eyes is doing nothing to assuage Jey’s guilt.

“Sami, I messed up wit’ you. Big time.” Jey struggles to find words. “I was- nah you was the best thing that ever happened to me, Uce. Me n’ Jimmy was champs but being Roman’s pawn was eatin’ at me and I wasn’t good. M’not gonna apologize again for how I was actin’ before Wargames cause I know you ain’t gonna hear it, we past that. But Elimination Chamber? And all those months before Wrestlemania?” Jey hung his head in shame.

One of Sami’s hands moves to the nape of Jey’s neck and it’s all he can do not to lean into the warm touch. “Jey, I don’t blame you for that. You were in a tough spot, you were protecting Jimmy, I understand.”

He doesn’t and it hurts. “You don’ know, Sami. How hard that was. Seein’ you with KO, and feelin’ like I should hate you but I couldn’t cause you was right. And that night that I came back? I wanted to pick you so bad, Uce. I just- I couldn’t.” Jey lifts his head again to meet Sami’s eyes. “I just- I’m sorry.”

Sami’s face is unreadable, and he takes a moment to respond.

“I forgive you,” He finally responds. “I forgive you and I’m sorry too. I didn’t make that easy, I mean everybody told me I should leave you alone and I just couldn’t.” Sami bites his lip.

Jey feels the weight he’s been carrying for all these months fall off his shoulders. “You never gave up on me.”

Sami pulls Jey back into his arms and claps him on the back. “Never, my dawg.”

Jey stares as Sami releases him, the swirl of emotions in his head clouding his judgement as his gaze falls from Sami’s eyes to the flushed pink of his chapped lips. And for a moment he lets himself think about how good those lips would feel against his own.

He shakes the thought away, unwilling to jeopardize the progress he’s made tonight. “Me n’ Cody gonna kick Judgement Days asses but… I’d feel better knowin’ you’d have my back.”

“Even though I can’t be out there tonight, I always got your back, Jey.”

For a second Jey thought he caught Sami’s eyes dropping to his lips and his heart leapt but that same second Cody appears in the doorway.

“Ey Uce, it’s go time.”

Sami coughs and takes a step back. “I uh- I gotta head out,” He touches Jey’s chest playfully. “You’re gonna do great.”

The action, one both of them had done countless times, is charged with energy.

“See you after?” He keeps his voice neutral as he steps backwards toward Cody.

Sami nods, “We’ll celebrate with waffles!”

Jey walks out the door and follows Cody down the corridor towards gorilla.

“You ready for this?”

Jey nods, and for the first time all evening, he believes it.

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Thank you for reading! :) I'm gonna work on my other WIPs now and not start new ones (she said, like a liar)

[transformers-mosaic]

Transformers: Mosaic #401 - "Blackup"

Originally posted on July 20th, 2009

Story - Sekhmet Demagis Art, Letters - Minttu Hynninen

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wada sez: The writer of this one left a lot of comments on the strip, so I’ve compiled the salient ones here: “Sup dawg, we heard you like TF Mosaic and memes, so we put memes in a Mosaic so you can enjoy while you enjoy. :D [...] The genesis of this piece was that Blackout bio posted in the Transformers Collectors' Club Magazine, which stated that he single-handedly defeated several Omega Sentinels during the Great War - it became a big wish of mine to portray this feat, and Minttu was invaluable in helping me fulfil said goal. [...] Shortly after the script idea germinated in my mind, I was seized by a mad impulse to pen it as a love letter to a phenomenon that has always fascinated and tickled me - Internet memes. A good number seemed almost too apropos for the story, and I must confess that I might have gone too far with cramming in as many as I could. The one meme I won't apologize for, though, is DO WATS RITE - a near-legendary fixture of the infamous Laserbeak.org, whose denizens are good friends of mine and have been singularly supportive of my artistic forays. [...] I originally conceived the script with Blackout being equal to Omega Supreme in size. Then 'Transwarped' aired, and I discovered that he was actually but a tad larger than Lugnut. The subsequent release of official height charts only served to reinforce the truth. So I ended up revising things. In retrospect, the fact that Blackout is far smaller than the Omega Sentinels makes his triumphs over them that much more impressive. :) [...] The posing and photo-taking [in the final panel] were not in my script, actually - Minttu added them on her own initiative.” As Demagis says, the strip uses several memes from the time. I’m pretty sure the mispelling “evar” was just common to LOLspeke back then. “Campaign’s closed” references “Pool’s Closed”. “Victoly” is a translation error from the game Samurai Showdown. And the entire format for the strip is that of a demotivational poster.

[jrwi-aita]

Am I the asshole for embarrassing my daughter at the half-time show? I (adult male) work at the college my daughter (young adult female) goes to. I also am in charge of the big half-time show with my performances with the school rat Biwi. During the game, being the amazing dad I am, I pointed my daughter out in the crowd. Looking back now, she seemed a bit embarrassed by it, even if I didn't mean to make her get embarrassed. I wanted a second opinion so I know if I should apologize to her or if there's no real need.

[szagaloree]

His wife….

Chapter 2

Contains: angst/sadness/mentions of death

We were half way up the vines, with Quaritch still lost, “we’ll get them later, let’s get these ikrans,” I said, “shiit don’t gotta tell me twice,” raven smirks, once we reach the top we looked around “why we’re really high up,” Allen said, “their over there but the thing is you must choose one and it will choose you but it will try to kill you,” spider explains, “how wonderful,” I said peak and see all these different ikran’s just chilling till they spotted me but didn’t try to attack. One particular black ikran turns it body hissing at me, I hiss back, it preyed around about ready to pounce, I dodge to the right leaped on to its back, “come on Gwen!” Raven shouts, “you gotta make the bond!” Spider shouted.

I grunted trying to hold its head down, it’s screeched and begins to fly “oh shit!” I quickly grabbed the que and made the bond but the ikran took off, “fuck!” I yelled, “fucking fly straight!” I yelled and it did just that, my eyes snap wide, “yes-YESSS!” I cheered, “where is she?” Allen looks over trying to find me, “fucking hell” Raven nervously says but they all jumped when I rose up with my ikran’s “LETS FUCKING GOOO!” I yelled “ayyyyeee look at you!” Ellice smirks, “y’all better come on before take off without y’all,” I chuckle. Once they all got their ikran’s I press my comm button “almost forgot we still gotta get them,” I roll my eyes as I landed spider can get on.

“Where are they?” Ellice asks.

“Dipshit squad where y’all at?” Raven asks. “Oh just trying to figure where the hell y’all went?!” Lyle raged, “Ohhh don’t start crying like a baby head to the hallelujah mountains unless ya scared,” I said, “whatever,” we all laughed as we flew around, “this is so much fun! God to really be one of them,” Raven said “I know right I don’t know what the hell the rda is fucking thinking,” I said. we spotted Quaritch and his squad climbing up the vines “wait is that them?” Lyle asks, “let’s gooooo!” I shouted flying above them “good luck, you’re gonna need it,” I smirked Quaritch just smirks shaking his head. Once we met up again they got their ikran’s too, “come on spider, let’s go,” I said, he climbs on and I take off.

“So… what your life like before you came here?” Spider asks, “ehh I would say boring, there’s nothing back on earth, it’s dead,” I said “dead? What do you mean?” He asks, quaritch walks along the halls till he reaches her room, he ends up peaking looking inside, “earth is dead because of us, we destroyed it with all these wars, inflation, racism, colonization, the animals extinct, no trees, no plants no nothing, just bricks, oils, and just death, it’s not like Pandora,” I sighed, “why did they never took care of it?” He asks “because the rda and the fucking government is selfish, I was out there fighting an old man gawdamn battles none of the presidents, leaders or anybody like them never got their ass up on the front line, it’s always us, they trained us to be cold hearted killing machines, trained to only follow orders and not break them, they… if I was givin an order to kill a child I would have to execute the order, don’t ask just do, that’s darkest part about that it can fuck you up mentally but I woken up and realized I fucked become a navy seals black operative,” I said, spider frowns, “I was a black op and those are the big dawgs not like a marine, they deal with the big shit,and… I kinda liked I was the boss, get to tell orders and be the badass I wanted to be but not everything is greener on the other side,” I sighed.

“Are you..still like that?” Spider asks fiddling with his fingers “hell no, once I found I was pregnant with you it changed me hella a lot more then I was already changing, that life ain’t safe for a child to be in, war and stuff no, I did not want this for you, but I couldn’t do anything else because I died giving birth to you,” I said “I’m sorry,” he says with his head down, “why are you apologizing?” I ask “it’s my fault you died,” he said I nudge his chin to make him look up at me, “it wasn’t your fault, I gave you life, that’s all that matters..but in return I’ve became reborn into a new life that’s actually amazing being an avatar is cool you can’t do the stuff they do in this body, riding and ikran seeing the beauty of pandora it was everything,” I smiled, he smiles a little.

“Get some sleep,” I said he sighed laying down, “tomorrow we’ll ride the ikran’s how’s that?” He nods “get some sleep,” I stood up and turn the light off, but I felt someone was next to me so nearly punched him in the face but he blocked my swing “woah there, calm down,” Quaritch says, “what the fuck are you doing here?” I question “I need to talk to you,” he said “for what?” I raise a brow glaring at him, he huffed looking around “just come,” he said walking somewhere, I follow him to a secluded area.

“Is that your son?” He asks.

“You’ve been easedropping?!” I snarled “I wasn’t trying to, but the way you were talking says a lot and I noticed how he was so able to easily trust you and be around you, I’d say that’s a mother and son bond,” he said, “it’s none of your business,” I said “it ain’t I was just curious, that’s all I was asking, I can see why you’re so protective of him but you know the reason why we’re brought back in the first place,” he says, “I know why I’m here, I’m here to live not die again! I’m not a fucking puppet! I’m not finna go around and just follow stupid orders because what will they do in the end huh?! They will turn pandora into the same way they did earth! And you think that’s okay, because you are damn puppet,” he grabs my jaw snarling “I’m not a puppet, I would say I’m a man from hell,” he said.

“You’re nothing else but that, nothing else but somebody’s bitch,” I jerk from him.

“Oh so you’re like him huh? You’re like sully who turned his back on his own kin!” He grabbed my arm i wince from his grip, “all kin ain’t good kin and I see why he switched sides!” I glared at him “leave her alone!” Spider said, we looked back to see spider glaring at Quaritch, “aww, me and your.. mom were just having a talk,” he said with a cocky tone, I punched him in the face, he yells holding his nose. “Go back in the room spider I’m fine,” I huff, “stay away from him!” I warned and walked away.

Two days later me and my squad chilled in our resting room not doing much, spider hasn’t come in the room yet and I was now getting worried, “I be right back,” I said “alright” they said, I look around for him, he wasn’t in his room and not the bay. “Fuck” I mumble running out I stopped when I see Quaritch talking to spider, they weren’t doing much but Quaritch showed him his fingers and how he has five hands trying to explain to them how their avatars are created, it seems spider was not in any danger nor did he feel uncomfortable around like he was three days ago but he seems a bit curious now.

I huff as I watched them carefully, “so, have you ever thought about a different life if you were able to choose to do something else?” Spider asks him “well.. not really this is all I know, it’s what I do,” he answers “but Jake was in the same place as you but he was able to change be good,” he tilts his head, Quaritch knew he didn’t have a good answer for that because he knows what he is and always been doing is wrong he just doesn’t want to face it. “ it’s not that easy as it looks kid,” he nudged his head. He ends up looking at me and smirked “well mama bear is here,” he said, “come” I said spider pouts but follows, I stare at Quaritch before leaving. “So what all did y’all talk about?” I ask, “nothing just his past, and how they were able to make you guy’s avatars,” he said shrugging.

To be continued…

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[fire-lizard-ro]

Bottom Dragon Dan Heng

Bet you didn't expect THIS, huh?

I feel like there's barely been HSR smut recently, so I did it myself. >:D))

CW: DP (technically in two holes- you'll see-), top reader, bottom character, non-human anatomy (for my dear Dan Heng), knots (Dan Heng's), fucking a hole you probably didn't expect me to say you're fucking, belly bulge and a tiiiiiny bit of cumflation~ <333 (like it's only a little bit of a bulge left over), mention of crying, hair/horn pulling, usage of the word "slut" exactly once, only a tiny mention of dirty talk (I'm now realizing I don't really do dialogue in these...)

GN reader.

Cock is interchangabe with strap and I mentioned that... And I say cum for the reader, but also mention that it can be fake cum for a strap.

You know I REALLY tried holding off so I could finish making myself write down all my Aeon stuff, but dragon Dan Heng is still very much so stuck in my mind.

So whoopsie here's yet another ramble session from Roro about nefarious things I think about this scaly bitch (affectionate).

So uh- This is written as x reader(s) because ye, but when I was having whore-knee thoughts it was more like I thought it up in a daydream of me somehow scoring Dan Heng, Blade, and Jing Yuan and watching those three have at it. hA-

A n y w a y s -

One of the only times I write top reader(s), lmfao. Since I prefer bottom reader content, but top reader is also smeggsy sometimes.

NSFW:

Okay so for this, you're gonna have to be two people sometimes, I guess foijeo- Maybe you and your bestie like sharing or something.

But like.... bottom dragon Dan Heng who gets fucked in the ass and has a cock/strap in his internal cock sheath thing. I mean- It is a slit... That just so happens to have two cocks in it... Just slide on in and make it three. This could also be only you fucking him this way while shoving a dildo/plug in his ass. But something about the idea of watching him get stretched out on two cocks that had been fucking him is hot.

Watch the way his belly bulges out from your thick cock and listen to how he sobs from the stretch he feels in both of his holes. Dan Heng would likely never admit it, but he loves it when you fuck his sheath- When you put yourself in the hole he had never considered before. It's already slick on the inside naturally to keep his cocks from chafing. And it's so tight from there being two cocks in there.

He was hesitant when you first brought it up, not having thought about it before and worrying that it would hurt or just not work out- After all, this was not a hole that was supposed to be fucked. But he was ultimately curious, as it is in his nature. At least I think. After all, he does manage the archives and seems to know a lot about various subjects.

But once he tries it? Fuck there's no going back from there. He was used to you shoving your tongue in there or even gliding fingers through the slick of his internal sheath and feeling around his cocks while they were inside... But this was a whole different ball game. His tail would be thumping against the bed while you gently finger the slit of his sheath's opening. One, two... then three and even four fingers. Just in case. You don't wanna hurt your pretty boy, after all. :((

Then you slick up the shaft of your dick/strap and ever-so-gently press the head inside along his two cocks that had popped out while you were fingering him. There's a gasp as he feels it stretch him out inside and he's panting while trying to get used to the new feeling.

But once he's adjusted and you've picked up the pace? He's letting out the prettiest choked out moans while you fold his legs up to his chest and fuck him hard, your hips slapping against his ass with every forward stroke. And he's likely whimper if you lean forward to mouth at those cute nipples of his. They look so lonely and nibble-able, you know? :((

(I am of the belief that EVERYONE deserves to have their nipples sucked. <333)

The way his tail twitches and spasms and even thrashes around from not being able to control it while he's getting fucked like a good, perfect slut- And then the way it wraps around your waist like he's trying to ground himself- Or maybe he's pulling you closer? Trying to get you deeper? God- Please tug on his tail, too. I'm not sure how well fucking his sheath from behind would work because of possible positioning of said sheath, but if you do? Please yank this man's tail to pull him back into your thrusts while you pin him down with a hand on the back of his head to shove him into the pillows. Better yet- Grip his hair, too, while you're at it. Or his horns/one of his horns. Use his horns to pull him into your hips as you make heavy thrusts into him.

And oh lord- When he cums? His knots and cocks swell which makes everything tighter and he's crying and writhing beneath you while calling out your name and pushing at your stomach because it's just too much- There's cum all over your belly and his and he looks so fucked out and his legs are shaking and his hips are jumping in little aborted thrusts to grind your cock inside him just a little more while he rides out his orgasm.

For my cock havers and my strap users (specifically those straps that you can use a pump with to pump stuff into your partner-):

I hope you can see my vision when I say he looks so pretty with cum squirting out of not only his dicks, but out of his shealth. The way his belly has a little bulge left over from how much you fucked into him- The way it squelches out from his slit, between his flagging cocks as they retreat into his internal pouch and more cum gushes out- And how he whimpers and whines and tears leak from his pretty eyes and he squirms while you push on his belly to force the cum out of his stuffed sheath.

It's just so pretty. :((

He's just so pretty. :((

Once again: I prefer top character and bottom reader stuff, but... Sometimes.... Ahaha- (If I were in that JingRenHeng poly relationship that I mentioned I was thinking of when I imagined this up, I'd love to watch those two do this to him... [screams])

I might have missed something/a few things because my mind was going wayyyyy faster than I can type (though I can type pretty fast...). So if I did and I remember later, I will put in an edit and post something to let people know it was added to.

I shall now go fucking die myself because who knew I'd be writing this and putting it where people can see it ahahahahfiosejg-

OH OH OH P.S. PLEASE TALK DIRTY TO HIM AND NIBBLE THOSE CUTE EARS OF HIS HE'LL GET SO RED THIS IS CANON TO ME.

[luxdraconia]

“EV’RY NIGHT INSIDE MUH’ MIND” - the wise words of goofy of disney fame

just checking in on you again, sherb/lux. sorry to hear that you are now non-plural. i am not sure if that is a good or bad thing for you, so apologies if it is a bad thing.

if it’s a good thing, then I’m glad for you! keep following the path you wanna take, big dawg! just know that somebody will always be there to support you!

me when my brain gets too silly 😔

[pepsiboyy]

STORYTIME WITH APOLLO

i used to like this dude like. forever ago (last semester, beginning of this year) BUT i let it go because i came to the conclusion he wasnt looking and i was like He's also just an amazing friend of mine so whatever but this man is so fine i could cxry my eyes out Anyways

uhhh l;ast night i went to practice with band (yes im in a little indie band dw abt it) and the guy i had a thing for, he plays drums (not with the band, just as a hobby) but hes like. Really good. so we had him come last night to just kinda drum w us and give us tips and whatnot. anyways i drove him there after he met at my work and so when i went to tak ehim back to his car it was like 1230 and i was like Okkk time to go home. No. we talked (JUST talked nothing else LAWD) for THREE HOURS. ABOUT EVERYTHING. i told him about my high school trauma and he did the same and we talked about music he listened to me talk about the triplets a little bit and i kept apologizing for yapping and i was like "sorry im a chronic yapper" hes like "dont worry, me too, we can yap together, and i'll always listen to you" and every time i said sorry he was like "i love the yapfest" like shut up before i k*ss you big dawg.

Anyway i showed him hotel ugly and he said he rocked with hotel ugly and i showed ihm alex g and he Leasrned the drums to break by alex g for me and i done about lost my shit and POOPED MYSELF i am DONE anyways long story short hes an awesome friend but if he ever asks me out its a yes in a heartbeat .

that's all thanks for tuning in

[dmsr-art]

I’m sowwy vee

I can tolerate the other elements of insanity but harrow/john is where i draw the line

it's okay u don't have to apologize 😭 there are pairings/kinks/etc that i don't care for either its all just different flavors of ice cream to ME. dont worry about it big dawg and make sure to mute #john/harrow and #jarrow so u don't have to see my posts about it 🫡

[lanternkiwi]

bllk characters as conversations i’ve had with my friends

a thrilling saga

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bachira: i’m going to go take a shower

isagi (me): it’s one in the morning!??!?

bachira: i know

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oliver: how big do you think sae is

oliver: i feel like hes packing six inches

shidou (me): four inches soft six hard its curved up a little when hard too and the tip is coral pink

shidou (me): he’s got a vein on the right side too

oliver: WHY ARE YOU SO DETAILED

shidou (me): i’ve thought about it a lot

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nagi: reo are you free in like fifteen minutes

reo, waiting for his call (me): yeah

nagi: OKAY ONE MORE ROUND REO

nagi: god i sound like one of those bad boyfriends

.

isagi (me): no, i think that’s midwest... cause every single thing in it is MID

bachira: OOOHH SO THE MIDDLE PART OF AMERICA IS CALLED THE MIDWEST

isagi: GIRL YES????

bachira: I CALLED IT FUCKING CENTRAL AMERICA

bachira: BUT THAT’S A WHOLE OTHER REGION

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hiori: FOOTSIES??? IN CLASS????

reo (me): EXACTLLYY LIKE DO YOU HAVE NO CLASS

hiori: OBVIOUSLY NOT

hiori: HE CARRIES AROUND CONDOMS JUST IN CASE

hiori: AND HE’S NEVER HAD SEX

reo: AND HE NEVER WILL

reo: bros allergic to rizz

hiori: ALLERGIC TO RIZZ IS WILD

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sae: shut up license-less

rin (me): fuck you

sae: my one victory

rin: yeah like 1-5738

sae: WHY IS IT IN THE THOUSANDS

rin: BECAUSE IM BETTER THAN YOU

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chigiri: he’s playing mitski at ten am on the way home

reo (me): i did that once

kunigami: we know

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bachira (me): omg you guys missed our smash or pass game

isagi: of cat pokemon

isagi: for clarification

bachria: you literally participated too

bachira: i heard what you said about litten’s mid evo

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sae: i introduced shidou to my mom

oliver (me): OH AND ?????

sae: she was like i have to see him in the day

oliver: OH HEELLLLL

oliver: that’s a VIOLATION

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chigiri: welcome healing girl winter

reo (me): slut era

reo: oh

kunigami:

chigiri:

reo: yess healing girl winter!!!

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reo (me): literally an hour after we broke up he came back and apologized

chigiri: HES SO GOOFY

.

chigiri (me): reo folded so hard

chigiri: hydraulic press style

isagi: LOL NOT EVEN ORIGAMI STYLE ANYMORE

chigiri: IT’S MORE SEVERE THAN THAT NOW

isagi: whats after hydraulic press

chigiri: mukbang

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sae (me): and really throw it back

sae: and not ass wise

shidou: ass wise is pennywise’s slutty sister

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isagi: i’ll do anything with you

bachira (me): awww

isagi: except murder

bachira: aw

isagi: HUHH

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rin, drunk as fuck: they called me soft

rin: but i am no softy

rin: too bad so sad

rin: its not my fault im sentimental

sae (me): you’re so corny

rin: never mind

rin: goodnight ugly

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oliver: damn so everybody died huh

sendou: dead as hell

oliver: don’t worry i’ll plan your funerals

kazuma (me): what shoes we got on

sendou: my dawgs are out

oliver: im going BAREFOOT

oliver: for you guys <3

kazuma: don’t let shidou hear about that

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rin: sorry shidou i have a game so i cant come to lunch

sae (me): not you leaving shidou

sae: smh rin

rin: YOU ARE LITERALLY IN SPAIN RIGHT NOW

sae: SHUT THE FUCK UP

shidou: everyone leaving me smh

sae: nice guys always finish last huh

rin: SAE SHUT THE FUCK UP

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shidou: would you guys rather use a banana or a cucumber

sendou (me): cucumber

shidou: i feel like a cucumber cause what if it breaks up there.. like if i use a banana its gonna break my ass

sendou: it’s smoother and it had more girth too

sendou: just use the other end so you don’t feel the stem

oliver: team cucumber

sae: what the fuck guys

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ego: just queef it out

anri (me): YOU KNOW WHAT A QUEEF IS???

ego: a pussy fart?

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sae: wow shidou’s goal was jaw dropping

oliver (me): yeah. drop his pants next

sae: BITCH THE FUCK

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sae (me): i did win a sparring tournament back when i did karate against guys my age

shidou: what when you were 12??

sae: 15 (i just turned seventeen at the time)

shidou: oh!

shidou: that’s hot

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bachira: i’m not sure i understand the assignment

rin (me): when have you ever

rin: i watched you do your homework bro

bachira:

bachira: that was uncalled for