#then it'll be fine

[elle-smells]

I'm getting my wisdom teeth taken out send ice cream

[mihai-florescu]

Im never being a hater again im a reformed man!!! Im a being full of love only, shabby and foolish, but that's okay

[somecunttookmyurl]

With regards to the pixel blankets/rugs, best practices for washing them?

they're normally acrylic so machine washable! totally fine at 40c (although cooler is better for... literally everything anyway)

if were to get one made of a different type of yarn that may be different.

don't tumble dry them (i mean ive never tried, not owning one myself, but can't imagine it would go too well unless it has a coolish setting?)

dry as flat as you can since if you hang knit/crochet items the gravity can make them stretch out. however 'dry flat' isn't normally too practical for a blanket so ive found folding it in half and draping over the top of a clothes horse (less dangling) works fine

if it's just a case of "i spilled something" or whatever then just spot clean it. purely to save the hassle of drying the entire thing

[the-raindeer-king]

(A/N: This is part 2 to my Mama Riley au! Thanks for all the love on the first one. ❤ no content warning and I'm trying to keep this gender neutral. Enjoy!!!)

You never expected your angry rant to actually change Simon's behavior. But it has, based on Mama Riley's weekly updates. He's stopping by more, staying longer. He's actually telling her things, mainly about his coworkers, but she's just happy he's finally opening up to her.

While you believe her, you're not seeing the change yourself. Fridays are when you have dinner with Mama Riley, and now apparently Simon too. He just��� stares at you, a permanent frown on his face. As if you're the one intruding.

Part of you is glad he doesn't talk much. The few sentences he does speak, the low timber of his voice makes your heart race. Behind the scars and unwelcoming attitude, Simon Riley is a handsome man. But your loyalty lies with his mom. He needs to be a better son, and some silly crush isn't going to change your mind that easily.

Ironically, it's said loyalty that makes Simon fall for you so fast. His loyalty is rock solid, a promise held steadfast, an ache he feels in his chest every morning. There's no one Simon cares more about than his mom, and to see someone else care so deeply and fiercely about her makes you so insanely attractive to him. On top of that, your concern for Mama Riley made you willing to say something to him, and Simon knows he's off-putting and scary.

What I'm getting at is that this man is so down bad, it's not even funny. He'd literally take you to the court house and marry you immediately, if you were willing. But you're not, and he's kind of clueless on how to convince you to give him a chance. He'd rather catch a live grenade bare handed than ask his mom.

His mom who clocked the crush immediately, and is trying to help him without helping him. Even if their relationship is strained (much better now thanks to you!), she knows her son, and she knows he has feelings for you. And while she's not trying to meddle, she is trying to create opportunities for y'all to interact and get to know each other.

Opportunities that Simon keeps fumbling because he clams up so bad around you. He's never been good around people in general, and his crush on you just makes it twice as bad. Plus, he's aware that you hate him, and that's not doing him any favors either.

Mama Riley gives him time to make an attempt, only to watch him struggle and usually fail. But the attempts he's making with small talk, bad jokes, bringing you small knick knacks from deployment; it seems to be working. You're both opening up to each other, growing a friendship.

But as the months pass, nothing grows beyond a friendship. You don't want to ruin things between yourself and Mama Riley. Plus, you're not entirely sure where Simon's feelings lie. He's just as weird and off-putting as he was in the beginning, just now he tells you bad jokes and calls you ‘love’.

And, while Mama Riley promised herself that she wouldn't meddle - Simon's a grown man after all, he should be able to handle this - it's almost painful for her to watch the way you and Simon dance around each other. Nobody here is getting any younger, and after almost a year of watching you two, she decides to take matters into her own hands.

Simon's two months into deployment, when Mama Riley invites you over for routine Friday dinner. You're barely one glass of wine in, when she drops the bombshell on you.

“You know, Simon's in love with you.”

[egophiliac]

Silver is finally here...he just took the title for the most beautiful card in TWST's history...

me five years ago: wow I really hope we get to see dragon Malleus someday! that'll be so nice and wonderful. I bet he's a big silly! :)

twst: :)

GOD. it occurred to me literally three hours before the anniversary stream that they might've been saving the reveal for then to just explode us all at once. this timing was EXTREMELY deliberate. thank you Twst. I can't even focus on all the Blazing Jewel stuff because Silver wielding the physical manifestation of his Complicated Dad Issues is busy eating my entire brain. and -- oh what's that? he duos with Lilia? I'M RUINED THANK YOU ᕕ( ᐕ )ᕗ

this is your warning that I'm going to be the most annoying person on the planet come Monday morning, thank you everybody and goodniiiiiiight

[badninken]

Hero

[bixels]

tarpit site.

[benevolenterrancy]

never mind fucking your clone, Shang Qinghua has resolutely decided that he would, in fact, eat his bff's clone (or he would if it tasted better, of course SQQ's clone tastes like warmed up cucumber)

Luo Binghe is presumably somewhere in the Abyss, unwittingly experiencing the most profound jealousy known to man or demon

[essektheylyss]

truly rip Caleb for getting absolutely stuck with the dirt wizard epithet even though the rest of the Nein were content to wash all of the blood off at the wash station in the inn and he was over here like "excuse me, this is not adequate and I have some money now, I'm going to a PROPER bathhouse"

[mysterycubes]

This one really popped off on Twitter for some reason

[gnomewithalaptop]

Rereading the Our Worlds at War tie-in again and God I miss their friendship every day

[ghostbredtt]

sonic junk dump cuz I've been going INSANE past few days,,

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

to prove i have, in fact, been thinking abt (it was, in reality, not fine), here's a doodle abt Reader experiencing a real, actual Thought for the first time in like five years

(no this isnt the canon version of what happens im sorry y'all still gotta wait for that to happen in th fic lol)

(also their brain is the dvd logo hitting the corner of th screen in the first doodles. its hard to tell ik im sorry sdkjfhsjdfhs)

[calware]

TT: What are you hoping to do now? Surely you know that your boss is swimming six feet under. GG: The heiress has the ability to revive her. TT: Seriously, that’s what you really want? TT: I know that you are programmed to serve her and be evil. But she’s gone. Doesn’t that negate your directive or something? GG: . GG: Tell me about the- TT: Christ, don’t go there. Point made.

TT: My point is that you’re free. You can do whatever you want. Be your own person. GG: I am not a person. TT: This is your chance to become one. GG: . GG: . GG: Irrelevant. GG: I will revive my great grandmother, continue to serve her as she subjugates Earth, and reinstate her empire. TT: No. Don’t do that. TT: I’m telling you not to do that. She was horrible. You do not need to bring her back. Assuming it'll even work in the first place. GG: Hypocritical, don’t you think? TT: Excuse me? GG: Yes, tell me, what are you planning to do with the corpse of Lord English? TT: Holy shit, that’s completely different. GG: Then why have you been hiding from the others? Do you suspect that if you go through with it, that you’ll be betraying them? TT: You are trying to enslave them, I’m trying to- GG: Make yourself whole? Hope it fixes your mistake? GG: Do you truly believe that the fallout of your plan will be any better for them than that of mine? TT: You don’t understand. GG: You’ll find that I do, auto-responder. GG: I know that you are desperate. I know that you cannot go through with your plan alone. GG: This is how I know that you will accept. TT: What are you talking about? GG: My business proposal, of course.

[aucrowne]

ฅ^>⩊<^ ฅ The most fearless little kitty

-- Little Sakunyan tends to wander around Makochi unless it's patrol time where he joins Nirei while sitting comfortably on his head. His size doesn't limit his bravery o uo

➺ More windbreaker fanart

➺ More of Tamagotchi Sakunyan AU

[astro-can]

i want the most drop-dead, gorgeous, breath-takingly beautiful girl to show up at camp half-blood and everyone is like "yeah she's definitely an Aphrodite kid" and then she gets claimed by hephaestus and everyone is like WHAT