#then i died

[zzyzxtourguide]

Now if you look to the left of the tour bus you’ll see the demon king actually has his own little garden

This is because he’s a little guy

Oh he heard that

Oh he’s coming this way-

[brahmenbones]

Everyone check out my tiny daughter Heebus

[prophecyofgray]

was feeling like hot shit on my way out of the nether after a successful mining trip in which i collected a grand total of five (5) pieces of ancient debris but then. well. The thing about strip mining in the nether with an efficiency ii diamond pickaxe is that. the blocks disappear. very fast. and there is often lava behind them. and. Well.

[oh-gh0st]

when i tell u guys i was clenching my butt cheeks so hard

[basil-like-the-leaf]

So I finished ep 10

[teaboot]

BRUH a dude I know from work came in for the first time in months and I thought he looked different but couldn't figure out why?? So I asked if he'd changed his hair and he was like "BITCH I GOT TOP SURGERY"

[ameba-from-space]

[wrenchwenches]

[chillyfeetsteak]

little thingy from the other week, stuff on my mind

[archi-pelago]

maybe never forgive. but things are different now. so we'll use maybe.

[goldiipond]

if there's anything i've learned from the current state of social media it's that this is one of the worst possible notifications you can receive upon opening an app

[jaradraws]

‘Cause I was born with a hole in my heart Yeah, we were fucked from the start Tell me it’s inevitable that I’d End up with scars from falling Down, down We were always meant to fall apart

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

ROUND TWO OF LIKES CHARGE REBLOGS CAST ✨

[ashrayus]

absolutely lost it over this fic by @neuro-psyche so. have this comic o(- (

go read it rn if u also love some Good identity reveal fic!!!!

[eydilily]

gem n joel the strongest duo (family) that you are

and of course. her

[dr11ft]

chicana miku 🤎