#then i died

[da-riya]

Project Zomboid's One Week mod is so funny like I died one week before the zombie apocalypse even began!

[rainydaysie]

my son said he thought i was a silly goose. i laughed and said get me another beer faggot

[lowcallyfruity]

I was gonna say sebskully is like Akeshu but. Like . Healthier I guess. Kinda.

[zzyzxtourguide]

Now if you look to the left of the tour bus you’ll see the demon king actually has his own little garden

This is because he’s a little guy

Oh he heard that

Oh he’s coming this way-

[brahmenbones]

Everyone check out my tiny daughter Heebus

[prophecyofgray]

was feeling like hot shit on my way out of the nether after a successful mining trip in which i collected a grand total of five (5) pieces of ancient debris but then. well. The thing about strip mining in the nether with an efficiency ii diamond pickaxe is that. the blocks disappear. very fast. and there is often lava behind them. and. Well.

[oh-gh0st]

when i tell u guys i was clenching my butt cheeks so hard

[basil-like-the-leaf]

So I finished ep 10

[teaboot]

BRUH a dude I know from work came in for the first time in months and I thought he looked different but couldn't figure out why?? So I asked if he'd changed his hair and he was like "BITCH I GOT TOP SURGERY"

[archi-pelago]

maybe never forgive. but things are different now. so we'll use maybe.

[ameba-from-space]

[iclimbtreestofeelalive]

hey for everyone talking about jury nullification etc etc: it only works if you lie and say you dont know what it is. if youre chosen for jury duty and they ask you if you know what it is, you say no. here's an article going more in depth, and here's the cgp grey video about it.

like. just so we're clear, it's good to know about, but if you go into a courtroom and start talking about nullification, you could very well have voided your place on that jury. be smart about it 👍

[batcavescolony]

Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

[wrenchwenches]

[archibaldtuttle]

I want to show you an actual training slide from my customer service job that I had to see yesterday.