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lookthetart · 2 months ago

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Nothing like a train trip to remember you how disgusting men - and expecially old men - are

#I'm talking in the physical sense #their continuous sounds groans burps and idk #them eating with open mouths #spreading their fucking legs #sweaty and disgusting #chomp chomp chomp slurp slurp slurp #the most disgusting women I've ever known don't even come close to the average man #they are just naturally 50% more disgusting #the old man inadvertently touched my glasses before and honestly day ruined #he went to the train wc before and my trust that he washed his hands after is NON-EXISTENT #and tomorrow i even have to meet my father #which never washes his hands but I'll have to kiss him on the cheeks nevertheless #disgusting disgusting disgusting #why are men so disgusting

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soupwife · 1 year ago

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supernatural episode A: "sam.... we can't work together anymore, you... are my weakness. maybe we should just kill ourselves instead of living this horrible life. dad would say something fucked up rn but hes not here because he died, hes dead sammy"

supernatural episode B: "dude guess what! the ghost of Abranham Lincoln shot a guy 😂😂😂 yeah like the president with the big ass hat i am laughing my ass off fr man this supernatural shit is goofy as fuck."

#now lets go get some burgers and eat them with our mouth open!#spn lb

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leonardoeatscarrots · 4 months ago

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I love the way you drww bill

He's so expressive??

Could you draw him and ford maybe?

This may have taken me all day... but I was planning to draw them anyway, haha!

Liking and reblogging helps me a ton!

Do not repost.

Static image under the cut

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sulfadimethoxine · 11 months ago

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The rest of the instagram requests

Damn my hand HURTS

#damn #properly not the best idea to draw them all in a day #ehhh it’s fine I think #unrelated note #are finger nails supposed to bend that way #anyway #fuhnaffffff sun amiright?#what’s up with his sun rays?#amiright?#sundrop reminds me of sunstreaker #they both eat glue #that’s why his mouth doesn’t open #ok byeeere

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 10 months ago

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the absolutely Vivid reality based chronological dream i had last night. man

#i got a job at like... an automobile warehouse or something?#we had to change a large trucks tires...#and i was sent to get some more from across the block or whatever #and its more complicated than that - there were conversations and interactions with people etc #and i was trying to find it but it was all like... in this corridor shopping mall?#the signs were western themed and listed items that you could get in that store #though i think it was all free?#anyway at some point it opened into a restaurant and i had a friend there who was carrying a plate for people who left prematurely #so i of course started shoveling it into my mouth - free food! but their manager caught us #and i had to be all 'hey i work around here im just lookin for tires and no one was gonna eat this anyway'#it was like... a rice/mango/cream thing...? strange because i dont like mangoes!#long story short i had to go back for the tires bc i wound up forgetting them. something about a dog....#i was too late in getting the tires so i had to go sort rubber bolts instead :/ at least the warehouse was cool #absolutely unprompted #but it was very. linear. and it felt very real. like it was genuinely a place and a job that could exist #like i remember what the outside loading area looked like. the packed restaurant. the corridor. the warehouse. the lockers. the hallway #IF I HAD A BETTER MEMORY I STG I COULD MAP IT OUT #god i love my dreams. they're always plot based and im rarely myself <3

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ikilledamanforthisurl · 23 days ago

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the way Vane secures his place as a Favoured Captain by allowing his crew to systematically SA Max is disgusting and insidious & the way Elanor uses Max's SA to basically get Flint a second ship and potentially secures her own role in their pirating business venture is, similarly, really fucking disgusting and insidious

#ikildaman shut the fuck up #rape mention #spoilers #black sails #the way Elanor turns her brain off mid-tirade when she recognises monetary gain #like earlier when she was about to chew a guys ear off about calling her a cunt. but then somebody says hes an earner #and bc he contributes to her business/secures her position in their world she switches up on him mid yelling #idk i feel like this is that happening again #shes literally beating men with a blunt weapon and telling them theyre finished selling buying eating on the island. and then vane opens #his big fucking mouth and suddenly its like it reminded her that these men played an important role in a big investment #so she just turns that anger unto Vane himself but lets everybody else basically get a pass #so long as they abide by her demands and play their roles #i completely understand max's resentment towards her after she 'saves' her #because even in this moment. even in this deeply fucked up out-in-the-open group assault of this woman. she made it about the business #i was literally thinking bout that first scene before this played and ruminating on how. well.#i find her behaviour spineless and cringe theres no other way for me to word it. genuinely cringe #and then this happens and its like ohh the capitalist is written into your character inherently ohhhhhh. riiiiiiiight

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stainedglass-sketchbook · 9 months ago

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This is so funny to me bc this is about my tav who is very much not the dark urge! just a bit of a freak

#tav yeric #astarion #bg3 #started rambling about yeric in the tags couldn’t stop lol #yeric is pretty well adjusted for a guy who’s been living in the woods alone for a decade #he is generally really reserved and quiet #but off putting stuff just spills from his mouth sometimes #and when he does open up he says things without thinking them through (and that’s on his 8 INT)#also the thing about cannibalism is that yeric got trapped in the mountains with a bunch of travelers when he was 23 #and they ended up having to cannibalize some people and eat their dead #Yeric’s partner died and he ate her #this launched the previously mentioned decade long woods isolation #and so yeric has issues around food and hunger #and a deep deep fear of people around him starving to death #so I’m some ways like getting fed on by astarion is genuinely a comfort to him #doesn’t need to worry about astarion being hungry!#he has direct proof that astarion is physically well!#all he has to do is take care of himself and cast lesser restoration and someone else can be sustained just on that! how wonderful!#yeric is also a big acts of service guy so that desire also gets fulfilled by the blood sucking agreement #at the same time #yeric also processed the cannibalism thing in a weird way where his survivors guilt manifested as a desire to be eaten #so while he genuinely does get a lot out of the agreement with astarion it is also triggering to him and does not help at all with #his self worth issues #astarion and yeric have a long talk about this post game - I think their relationship would need a break from the feeding for a while #yeric needs space to be see himself being loved outside of his utility to other people #and also to know that astarion is going to be okay if yeric takes a break from being his personal juicebox for 5 minutes

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mars-ipan · 6 months ago

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IMPORTANT QUESTION

there is a correct answer btw. reblog for sample size or whatever

#marzi speaks #polls #this poll was inspired by my family making fun of how i eat these #(i bought a bunch last time we went shopping bc i love them)#what i do is open the lid a little bit. drink all the juice (bc i’m not an animal.) and then just tilt the cup back #and slowly let the oranges fall into my mouth. and it’s wonderful #it’s an effective system. less messy than you think. efficient. saves on silverware. something viscerally satisfying abt it #(think it appeals to lizard brain)#i keep ‘em in the fridge too so they’re cold and wonderful

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wystirea · 3 months ago

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anyway ive been thinking about obanai like all day and just how like fucked his backstory is

#like a LOT of them are so fucked but the long term levels of stress and anxiety #having your mouth slit open to match the demon going to eat you #your blood given to her as an offering like sake #knowing what is going to happen to you but never #knowing when that day will come #and when u run away it gets everyone else but one person killed #and the one who lived basically assaults you and blames you for it #and then dealing with the past deeds of the people of his family and what it means for him #its genuinely so FUCKED up #( general ) / * out of character .

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levinbolts · 11 months ago

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valen...all he did was ask a question can u unclench

#bg3 #oc: valen #they're so annoyed by him in act 1 i'm crying #every time he opens his mouth they fondly remember that brief thought about cutting off his hand #anyway that highlight on their cheek makes them look like a little glazed donut and im gonna eat them

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abooklover · 1 year ago

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Deleted Cornetto scene 10/10. Now Matthew just the rest of deleted scenes. Or you know what, just to make it easier, release the 3 hour version. Please and thank you.

#Henry walking in on the conversation incredible #Alex grabbing Henry’s hand and taking the photo iconic #Alex taking most enormous bite of the ice cream talking with his mouth open and smiling like the idiot he is and Henry’s disgust hilarious #for research purposes I want to know how many times they had to do that take of Taylor eating the ice cream #just to see how many Cornettos they had to go through #like you can’t tell me at least one of them didn’t crack up during that scene and they had to re film it #not to be dramatic but I think I might die if we don’t get the campfire scene in full #rwrb #red white and royal blue #rwrb movie #rwrb deleted scene

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sunkissedlouis · 8 months ago

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#just had 4 of my wisdom teeth pulled out in one session 🎉#just went in no thoughts head empty with the goal to get it over with bc i don’t #want to go back after 2 weeks and do it all over again #blood tw #why are dental clinics so weird and horrifying like #like i came out of my session looking at my surgeon with blood splatter on his face shield 😭 and a bit more all over #getting your tooth extracted is such a weird experience istg #just full of pressure and a bit of loud slicing haha #and a bit of loud cracking noises #also my surgeon made me go ??? and laugh a bit because before we started he said #‘i wish my other patients opened their mouth as much you did’#like ?????? LMAO WHAT #opened their mouth wide*#mind you we haven’t spoken a word since i arrived and sat down on the chair #and them proceeded to gossip to his assistant #like how he had difficulty locating something in his other patients’ gums bc they can’t open their mouths that wide djdjjd #anyway im lowkey dreading the healing process #bc i can’t eat hot food :/ just room temp+cold food #treating myself to ice cream 😌#*ri

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bookmark-extraordinaire · 21 days ago

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Something I had to get off my chest. I know the people supposed to read this will never do since I’ve already blocked them all but you know.

I get not liking AUs and being upset that the majority of fandoms have turned into shipping and AUs so divorced from the source material it makes you wonder if they even like the source material to begin with but MAN for every AU out there there’s like ten more people liking the thing in the “right” way. Go follow them.

If in the year of our Lord 2024 if you still don’t know how to avoid shit you don’t like on the internet then it’s a skill issue my guy. Fuck you.