#them bitches be heavy

[anonwyvern]

I know it’s purely for his cowboy aesthetic, but there’s no way in hell Coop would’ve kept those big fucker spurs on the minute Sugarfoot had been turned into Sugarjerky.

[temeyes]

soap + volleyball = explosive ass claps spikes

[tsamired]

hapee pide moth

[0hlilith]

Fellas, Fellas! Hear me out!

What if… When The Team was fighting on the battlefield, an accident happened, what kind of accident? What if While Scout was talking on a platform, it collapsed and he hit HARD on his head, he screamed on agony as he starts to convulse, the others entered in panic cause not even Medic, knew how to deal with a Epilepsy attack, The match stopped cause it was cause the situation was BAD, Scout had to be rushed into the Laboratory and was on critical condition, Hours later, a Diagnosis came in, Temporarily, Amnesia oh it’s bad! Bad I tell you! The team doesn’t know what to now, What they were even gonna Tell Pauling? The Administrator or even his mom!? What are they supposed to do now?

They gave in and hours later they finally told the Administrator, she was mad at them for not telling her sooner, But… she just says “Do not Tell her mother” … and that’s it, she doesn’t provide any information to help Scout’s condition, or any indication apart from that and The Only thing the guys can do is see slowly how Scout’s condition gets worse and worse, knowing that they can’t do anything to help him

[battiii]

vampira’s wings make her head too heavy, dumb dumb bitch baby

[bittsandpieces]

That sax solo FUCKS. I'm gonna listen to the rest of the album tomorrow thank you for that 🙏🙏🙏🙏

YES SOMEBODY ACTUALLY LISTENED TO IT

just as some additional information about them I really think you should look up some of their music videos. Particularly the music video for Toilet. It's uhhhhhh... notable

[toriliashine]

Multiclassed wyll into a warlock/ranger. Best decision I've ever made, live your Disney princess with a gun truth man

[mzcain27]

It’s 5 in the morning I should be asleep but I’m trying to decide which editions of stormlight archive to get

[spaloonbabooguuscooties]

sorry ive been posting art/replying to messages or asks or whatever so much less or not at all like i havent been online . i deffuinitely have been but literally just to access things that have to do with my wives . like im incredibly wifepilled unironically right now i feel like roger rabbit . i feel like some gomez addams kindof bitch. everything i draw is for them yknow. everything i tangentially care about is related to them . i love them so much and i feel so good about everything liek all of my hardships in love and how ive been treated before have been worth all of it to get to this point where i am perfectly understood and cared for and take care in turn .

[tsunamiiseas]

Just thinking about what would've happened if Sniper was there when Cheavy shot Medic in front of Heavy, twice.

Running up to Medic's body [corpse?] and holding it as Cheavy fought with Heavy, seemingly enjoying the fact he killed such a valuable member of their team.

Being overcome with grief and sorrow because Medic had went out of his way to revive him when he was dead, doing what was supposed to be impossible and bringing him back to life from sheer determination and willpower, and now he would never get to repay the doctor for that forever. Remembering all the memories they had together, from strangers, to coworkers, to friends, and then something more.

Then feeling immense relief and confusion wash over him when Medic jerks back into life, his greyish-blue eyes meeting with Sniper's green ones, and clutching the doctor close to him and muttering apology after apology, all of which Medic is confused by but waves off because he was just so glad to see Sniper again.

Later after dealing with Cheavy and returning home Sniper asks Medic how exactly he literally cheated death and Medic smiles,

"Oh, right. I tricked the fucking Devil himzelf into bringing me back to life!"

Sniper simply spits out his beer.

[tonguetyd]

What is the lore of messy bitches ren faire ? 🤨

I AM SO GLAD YOU ASKED!!!!

So we have been talking about going to a ren faire for YEARS now at this point, my and reina's friend group, and we have finally picked a date to go this year.

that is not the fun part of the story (i am on my laptop and capitalization may or may not happen leave me be i am speed writing this there is context to be had)

One of said friends in this friend group is our dear @wasthatanairplane who may or may not still use her tumblr, we are unsure (she is unsure.) shes got mooberry as her name on there thats what we're going with.

mooberry is a gem of a human and has befriended a great many people and is for all purposes our mom friend. but like if your mom friend was hot and also just as chaotic and enjoyed whiskey.

SO. THE ACTUAL STORY.

mooberry was invited to go on a camping/white water rafting trip with our friend M and M's sorority sisters a number of years ago. shes like yeah! sure i havent been camping in a while! let me bring some stuff and some minor supplies, whatever.

what mooberry did not realize is that this particular camping trip was a yearly event dubbed Messy Bitches Weekend.

they get to the campsite, and mooberry goes "Yeah i brought hotdogs for us to cook, who brought the firewood? or water, or anything else?"

"we have copious amounts of alcohol." was the response she got

the Messy Bitches Weekend was known for only bringing alcohol and flirting your way to get food and supplies from other campsites nearby.

so mooberry realizes she is the only semi-responsible one at this trip, finds some firewood, manages to cook dinner (and they all do sing her praises) - the next day is when they are going rafting.

crossfaded.

M is (direct quote) "drinking like the world is ending"

and mooberry manages successfully to keep everyone from falling out of the raft and into the river.

mooberry has never been to a Messy Bitches Weekend since. so the fact that we have dubbed our tiny shitty ren faire outing as Messy Bitches Ren Faire has me HOWLING cuz aint no way like...we are messy but are we as messy as the Messy Bitches??!?!

(this is also not a slight at our Messy Bitches friends, we love them, it was just a chaotic story where the quote of "drinking like the world is ending" makes me laugh every time.)

anyway. Messy responsibly, bitches

[kandicon]

Avatar of the Web who keeps getting mistaken for an avatar of the Stranger because nobody cares to understand the nuance between marionettes and mannequins.

[thatoneguywithalizard]

WHAT IF….

okay, hear me out.

jusssttttt hear me out here.

medic, heavy, spy, and engie in a polyamorous relationship.

THINK ABOUT IT!!!

these guys get shipped a LOT with each other anyhow, (especially heavymedic and engiespy) so why not mix them together? just throw em a fucking blender and this is the disgusting smoothie that comes out of it!

[dayurno]

your trans kevin was perfection!!! aughhh my boy!! But I raise you… t4t kandrew?

OBVIOUSLY (OBVIOUSLY)............ i think within the canon timeline i set andrew would meet kevin and be immediately distrustful of him up until the point he figures out (and he does figure it out) kevin is trans like him which causes a flip of his attitude so potent wymack is left wondering if kevin and andrew started hooking up on the low (they haven't)

the thing about andrew is that he's so nosy and he'd suss out all the whispers about kevin and his visits to abby. i think he'd be tragically unaware of how horrified kevin is of the idea of people finding out and his meddling would be met with a lot more resistance from kevin's part than it did in canon imo....... the girls would be fighting for longer then i think. or at least andrew would have already calmed down and taken kevin in while kevin is still waiting for a moment to bitch slap andrew where the adults can't see it

[undeadhousewife]

You know it's going to be good when my man walks into the room after a shopping trip out and says "now before you get angry.."

Long story short, I'm fucking angry because he's a fucking idiot and I'm barely containing my rage.

[gooopy]

I wish i could project my obsession w my oc to the entire world. I need people to understand how i feel when i think about scully