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battiii · 10 months ago

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vampira’s wings make her head too heavy, dumb dumb bitch baby

#murderdrones oc #murderdrones #murder drones #Murder drones oc #them mfs big #Her head too heavy she no no wanna :((#Can’t murder with those heavy ass bitches #Murderdrones art

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blighted-lights · 5 months ago

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all shockwave designs should have claws. you agree. reblog

#transformers #maccadams #maccadam #shockwave #smack some claws on that mf #guy with a big hand and big claws for no other reason than i think he should have them

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ohitslen · 1 year ago

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College (uni??) AU catering to my own interests as it should always be hehe :)

#projecting my major on Vash because them mfs who have changed from the med field majors to that one have some tragic things to tell #and also because I think that Vash would be such a wonderful designer I don’t know why it’s a gut feeling #Nai the law major because of course he would have you seen the guy #he would be a personal injury lawyer because lore #fun fact Nai rested for a semester after the incident with Vash while Vash took two.He never told Nai he would be changing majors #so it was a big big shock for him. they fought again but yk I’ll explain more on that if anyone is interested #as to Kni and WW I thought it’d be funny if they shared a common subject that required a lot of team assignments #and they can NEVER work out together. being an absolute nightmare to the rest of their group #separately they are great to work with. even if Kni can come off as too bossy sometimes he is actually a great leader #and WW would always deliver things on time exactly as it was asked from him #but Kni and WW just never really matched. Kni was too rude at times when WW made a mistake and WW would always clock him if he passed a line #like insulting his reasons for wanting to study security #one day Kni tells him at the beginning of a new semester where they both have unfortunately landed on a shared subject again #“you are not suited for that sort of job Wolfwood. you should simply give up and why don’t you go play role model to your little kids’’#then WW beats him again and then is like hey yk what you’re kinda right. and changed majors and he feels so much more at home studying #education/teaching than security. he fucking hates some things but the end goal makes it worthy #Trigun Uni! AU #because I don’t know how differently a college and a uni work #trigun #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #trigun stampede #vashwood #trigun fanart #wolfwood #vash #Nai saverem #millions knives #lenssi draws #pen!

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teddybeartoji · 7 months ago

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i know we talked abt toji who's bad with technology but.... i can't stop thinking abt him taking pics like tom hardy in his myspace era

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eyepatchoflove · 4 months ago

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now that lestat had a successful one-sided beef with the switfies, can we manufacture some beef between him and the vampire band from chica vampiro that becomes real beef as soon as mirco gets actively involved because of course it would

#the way i can see him and mirco beefing rockstar to rockstar (they're both delusional and extremely annoying)#it would start off with either daisy randomly meeting him and him trying to be charming (which works) but also slightly creeping her out #and when she mentions meeting this dude at the vampi bar mirco would be like “wait...describe this mf to me” and when she does he just “‼️”#bc there's no fucking way that he was back #or lucia “overhears” some vampires talk about the comeback of this big star and when she asks about it mirco refuses to talk about him #both because he doesn't want her to get caught up with lestat but also because now HE'S the main rockstar boy #anyway she talks to zaira and she spills everything out #and after she (lucia) talks with the band about how they should ask lestat to have a fake beef between them #since they're both the most popular vampire musicians and this will only be a win-win #not even 24h later lestat and mirco (while being left unsupervised) starts having real twitter fights #and also slandering eachothers irl on both vampire and human interviews #interview with the vampire #chica vampiro #iwtv #amc iwtv #lestat de lioncourt #mirco vladimoff #daisy o'brian #vampire #vampires #supernatural

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samijey · 10 months ago

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I can answer that question for you, Dijak! ☝️

#wwe #wweedit #nxt #ilja dragunov #trick williams #trickunov #nxtedit #stuff i made #i thought it was obvious but my man dijak spends too much time with them shades on he dont see sh*t 😭#melo's face in the 2nd gif lmao bro went YOU WHAT??#when the scariest mf on the roster is a big softie for one person and one person only......SICK #WWE NXT

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asterias-corner · 4 months ago

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“I’m just gonna doodle a bit, see where it ends up-“

FUCKING ROACH. AGAIN. I CANNOT GET THIS STUPID BUG OFF MY SCREEN :(

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butchlifeguard · 4 months ago

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swimming <3

just add water, katie ledecky / tumblr / me / "how swimming helped an ocd writer quieten their mind," oprah daily / "how does swimming help shape my body?" plunge san diego / "simone manuel has already won," the ringer / pinterest / tumblr / aristotle and dante discver the secrets of the universe, benjamin alire sáenz / instagram / the swimmer, john cheever / me

#id in alt #image descriptions ended up being like a thousand words which is a pretty big block for a screen reader to read #lmk if it would be better to take them out of alt #ANYWAY. this is really personal as you can probably tell by the fact that im in it twice #i collected most of the quotes myself from random articles and shit i read because i Live And Breathe Swimming #crazy thing to say for someone who is scared of flip turns but anyway.#only one that i didnt just kind of find randomly was the aristotle and dante one #that screenshot has been in my camera roll since 2021 and i still havent read the book 😔#web weaving #< i need that reach bro ive spent like 45 mins doing this #should i tag 'swimming'#nah #any cool swimming mfs can find this post through me or marty idc

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scopophobia-polaris · 1 month ago

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The fact I have to boot up totk AGAIN, honest to God yall after I make this one fuckass post it is au only I am not doing zelda discourse no more

#watching my own mutuals have bad faith takes on people who w #fucking agree with them and the way people are teying to pick out wording on something SO STUPID AND TRIVIAL is gonna dive me nute #NUTS ANYWAYS like the fact you have people trying to act like ezlo and navi are stupid and wrong and “didnt address eveything” is fucking #insane an obtoose like this is coming from bitches who have SEEN THEIR POSTS ON SIMILAR SUBJECTS BEFORE #like this all boils down to rynling was changing the plot to tp multiple diffrent times and calling people stupid for not subscribing to he #fanfic on what LITERALLY HAPPENED IN THE GAME #like i will adress all the shit around it IN DETAIL because i need it to go out as a HEY to my moots but like PLEASE GUYS I LOVE YALL WHAT #IS THIS #like sorry i said “we” when i should of said RYNLING #i didnt wanna be mean and tbh i do not care if i burn a bridge or piss them off #at this point but its crazy hoe many of you have shit talked her to me and then act like she didnt have a bad faith and like fucking insane #reading of what and i say again LITERALLY HAPPENED IN TWILIGHT PRINCESS #Something stupid big and im very tired of the vauge posting coming from people i like very much #like full on this shit js ridiculos and this is my final straw when it comes to zelda discussion. do not @ me #and ive hated direct comfrontation and shit and discorrse to begin with cuz it was usually some dumbfuck zelinker being RACIST #but apprently its now picking words apart. i will be as careful in my wording as possible but make no mistake this was about rynlings post #first and foremost and just getting things wrong about when the histoy of light and shadow line and just MIDNA in general #and its been conisistantly wrong since 2019 and mf yes im tag talking i aint taking up a dashboard #can you tell im very frustrated? im helping ezlo argue with white leftists who will ask you if you hate waffles when you say i like pancakes

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jabberwockprince · 1 year ago

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reworking this old ass oc and trying to figure out colors <3

#red shoes and the seven dwarfs #rsatsd #prince average #digital art #purinsu art #points at the screen. THATS THE RED PRINCE!!! SON OF THE QUEEN OF HEARTS!!!!#except not really bc hes actually the jabberwock #DID YALL EXPECT ANYTHING ELSE FROM ME. OFC MY RED SHOES OC IS THE JABBERWOCK #OFC USERNAME JABBERWOCKPRINCE MAKES AN OC THATS A PRINCE AND THE JABBERWOCK #anyway. these two are dysfunctinal codependent gays who cant stand each other but terribly miss their old friendship #very big 'i hate you but only i get to make fun of you and make your life miserable. no one else gets to do that. just me' vibes #and then me giving prince average an ungodly amount of depth #cause come on. hes the HUNTER. FROM SNOW WHITE. YOU CANT JUST GIVE ME A GUY BASED ON THAT MF AND NOT EXPECT ME TO GO INSANE #so tldr: average is supposed to kill the jabberwock. the jabberwock turns out to be his only childhood friend #average gets cursed. red prince wants to Not Be The Jabberwock. they start using each other for their own goals #i got to 13K words for this super self indulgent fanfic abt them on ao3 and now i have a whole ass twine chart for them

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spaceratprodigy · 7 months ago

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✨🤠 It's Teddy and Zinnie Besties Hours!! 🐮✨

@oldworldwidgets — felt like we deserved something quick and silly today <3

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#teddy the mf to say 'whose lost sassy child is this' and not wait for an answer #losing my mind because she would be SO small next to him #literally can just pick her up and carry her around like a sack of potatoes #both of them with their stone cold stares as he's holding her up like this #presents his best friend to u like a cool rock #you were SO RIGHT btw once they become friends she is just so small living in his big ol arms. so cozy #when I finally draw a proper illustration of them aud I am TELLING YOU I am drawing her putting the flowers in his hair I HAVE TO #sobbing over their friendship #fallout #my art #thinkin bout zinnie #friend oc

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horse-surgeon-barbie · 5 months ago

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Rick supporting Beth's interest in horses!! 🥺❤️

#rick and morty #rick and morty comic #rick sanchez #beth smith #i know the first panel is from the newer run of the comics ... maybe issue #and the 2nd two are from big dumb summer vacation!#they're so cute ok i will not shut up about them #i gain a year on my life everytime rick calls beth 'my girl' !! like yeah that's right mf <3 #i love the idea that rick supports beth's interests and hyperfixations just like ok cool yeah

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lorstandian · 1 year ago

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people who do wow battlegrounds should be studied

#world of warcraft #big fan of the ashran hate while i went yayyy #why does it rat out mercs now everytime an alliance joins the horde in call to salem we're both like 'A RAT IS HERE'#its so funny whys it say (alliance) beside them when theyre on horde.#u used to only be able to tell via their guilds #but blizzard was like (points) that mfs MERCING #i have so many screenshots like these.#i collect them i think theyre so funny.. yall dont even know abt the arc where #salem and i pvp'd in ardenweald and got bountys and hid in trees #to where theyd yell the most insane shit abt not letting us climb those damn trees.#everyday i think abt the man who said he'd write a fanfiction abt him killing me #and we both were like PLEASE GOOGLE THE NAME SANDALPHON BEFORE U WRITE THAT BROTHER.

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star2stop · 7 months ago

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WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK WOOOOOOOOOOO LETS GOOO💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

#NO WAY THEY HAD MONEY LEFTOVER FROM THE CRACK #YEAAAAHH #i love these mfs so much #big love big love for them #all the love actually #(also screaming to the void rn HETEROCHROMIA GF GUYS!!! HETEROCHROMIA GF!!!!!!)#starsfanarts #starsfanarts: fnf #friday night funkin #fnf #friday night funkin boyfriend #friday night funkin girlfriend #fnf boyfriend #fnf girlfriend

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youredyingthatsallthereis · 2 months ago

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i love and post a lot about entomologist roach but what about roach who got his callsign because he was terrified of insects and someone saw him freak out when he saw a cockroach

#so they call him that forever #he secretly cherishes when ghost calls him sergeant or sanderson because he hates hearing the word roach come out of ghosts mouth like that #ghost has no idea #the first time ghost calls him gary he almost cries #like idk man military culture is really harsh and mean and sometimes i think we all forget that #if none of yall have seen it up close like. idk how the BRA is but in the u.s. military them mfs really are mean as hell #its part of the abusive cycle that keeps service members conditioned to accept their treatment imo. the military abuses the fuck out of #everyone so service members all engage in 'joking' verbal&emotional abuse with each other to cope #because if its coming from your fellow service member its camaraderie right #and big daddy government cant hurt you if you and your bestie are already calling each other worse shit #sorry that shit makes me kinda depressed. anyway #gary roach sanderson #roach cod #cod roach #roach call of duty #call of duty roach #idea tag

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jrueships · 21 days ago

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WHOEVER THE FUCK IS RECOMMENDING MED PPL TO GO INTO RADIOLOGY JUST CUS IF THE MONEY, IM GONNA FUCKING gET YOU

#first i had ai dictacting schedules and now the radiologists just thought there was a AHHGGRHHH #YES. YES U CAN MAKE MONEY GOING INTO RADIOLOGY. BUT DO NO T. JU ST. GO INTO IT. for the MONEY #MEDICINE IS FKING PAIN BCS BUSINESS IS A PAIN & PPL ARE IN PAIN & PPL ARE A PAIN #like it is Very. ppl orientated it's FKING MEDICINE and even if ure a vet or whatever theres obvs usually humans attached fo animals #so like u might not always be dealing with the ppl but ur coworkers who are also being directly accounting #for the ppl SURE AS HELL DO #like yea ppl die all the time but ure telling me u dont gaf when u couldve done something to stop a LIFE #a HUMAN LIFE that was DEPENDING ON U just doing a like tiny action in the grand scheme of ur things #but ends up a major life changer to them even if they dont always have the knowledge to recognize it #and u let them die bcs of the money #i cant fcking STANDDDDDD IT ohmy GAWD.#also like radiology is not all that hunky dory like radiactive is part of the fking name like #UGHHHH LIKE IM SUPPOSED TO BE SCOLDING MY PTS WHY TF AM I SCOLDING MFS FOR MY PTS #anyways yea tho totally just join medicine for the money it's tofally not a massive damage to u n society #but also . fuck society for making ppl feel like they only have this choice or it's starvation bcs thats also so fking real fuc that #but bro at least try not to fuck ppl over once u gain a position just bcs u happened to be in a bad mood today like #medicine is Literally. horror. it's not that 'i watch pimple popping videos haha i can handle it' horror . it's literally.#the horror of treating humans like humans while never allowed to be one urself kind of horror #it's watching a little girl crying and a big bulky father weeping like a small child bcs his wife died #&then u step out the room and a pt throws his poop at u bcs he keeps lying to u abt not having any alcohol &wants to go home but has no ride #wants a million opiods and has been absolutely wailing at ur staff and if he leaves ama it docks u so now u gotta #peruse a bunch of legal documents to try and figure out a loophole on how to get him outta here while also dealing with 60 other pts #on the brink of death or intensely septic and the whole time ure trying to save them u got bitches screaming in ur ear abt the #north carolina fluid shortage like btch fuck that im giving this kid the shit they need to survive fuck off #especially funny bcs theres fluids available but we refuse to buy them bcs theyre for a higher price than our og supplier like ok #anyways #love my life

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