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[the-haiku-bot]

This movie is a

beautiful rejection of

nihilism <3

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“You tell me that it’s a cruel world and we’re all just running in circles. I know that. I’ve been on this earth just as many days as you. When I choose to see the good side of things, I’m not being naïve. It is strategic and necessary. It’s how I’ve learned to survive through everything. I know you see yourself as a fighter. Well, I see myself as one too. This is how I fight.”

EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE (2022) dir. Daniel Kwan, Daniel Scheinert

[bartfargo]

What's going through @thefingerfuckingfemalefury's mind at any given moment

All that changes is whether she's the pirate or one of the mermaids

[vo-kopen]

You know what makes little sense? I love the idea of alternate universes, so I have a real fondness for the what if comics. I also have yet to read a single what if I liked, or even read a synopsis of one I liked. Same with the marvel tv show, I only watched the first three episodes of season one because I didn’t care about the other premises, and the first two did not click, while the third was good but was resolved poorly later in the season. (Where the frick did the Chitauri come from? Loki’s occupation force was made of Asgardians) There are a few from season two I meant to see, such as the 80s Avengers team, but I just haven’t been able to bring myself to watch it. And the what if novels that came out recently just don’t grab me.

The classic what if that came closest to clicking with me is the one where Steve Rogets was unfrozen decades later and in the meantime the fifties Cap pushed America further into authoritarianism. It’s well done and very relevant, but it’s a struggle to read because of how dark and “real” it is. It’s just “oof.”

It’s just funny that I like the genre and the concept of what if, but don’t actually like any of the specific ones. The recent mini series were particularly unappealing to me, the first was just “what if some decades old marvel arcs went in a darker direction,” so it’s not exactly relevant to me as a reader who started in the 2010s, and based on the issue I read the scenarios are just overwhelmingly grim. Meanwhile the second most recent mini was just “what if *popular marvel superhero* became Venom instead of Brock,” and the third is coming out now and my suspicions is it’s just “what if Galactus made *popular marvel superhero* his Herald.” Those last two minis feel especially lacking in depth. Their premise is just “what if big IP was a different IP.” And maybe I am unfair, I didn’t read either mini, but the core concept utterly failed to grab me.

Again, I think what ifs are interested, but like no canon ones interest me. Maybe it’s because I started out reading Avengers Academy, I now get drawn to “unimportant” characters, and they aren’t the ones who get to star in what ifs.

And then you get the Spiderverse and Venomverse anthologies which sometimes have actually compelling premises (makes sense, anthologies are always going to have some hits) but they only are setups to big events where the multiverses is threatened and those new versions of characters are almost guaranteed to get murdered. It’s like, I just want a fun little what if anthology where the fate of reality is not at stake, and instead the books discuss “what if this character’s life went differently?”

Like “what if Finesse, Mettle, and Haxmat did sacrifice themselves to take out two of the Worthy,” or “what if Laura and Jeanne’s falling out got more violent?” Again with the Avengers Academy

Anyway it’s just funny that I allegedly like what ifs, but I only like them in theory not in practice.

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury @nitpickrider @majingojira @akirakan how about y’all? Read any what ifs that clicked with you?

[the-haiku-bot]

And if you really

want some dick, money can buy

you that easily

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[ilisteria]

Reposting because I'm no longer shadowbanned 🙏

Based on this thread: https://www.tumblr.com/thefingerfuckingfemalefury/759348312819236864/all-human-nature-is

and this specific image:

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Meet Hard Boiled Henwy! Scourge of all!

So in another post, I made reference to hard Boiled Henwy, and was asked for an explanation by @thefingerfuckingfemalefury ... Which is a reasonable request.

Back in the 90's, the Britain based x-book Excalibur had sort of fallen into an unsatisfying langour.

After the gleeful insanity of the early Chris Claremont written, Alan Davis pencilled romps involving the Warwolves, the Crazy Gang and the Cross Time Caper (Even if that DID go on too long). Davis left after 17 issues, and Claremont after 27 issues, and no one seemed to quite know how to deal with a team which wasn't the usual X-Men fare.

So, in issue 42, Alan Davis returned as artist AND writer and the series reached new heights, as Davis did know how to deal with them and had no problem embracing the weird and just plain cosmically silly! It's hard to think of a better exemplar than this, the cover of Davis' first issue

And worry not, we are soon to meet this agent of doom! And even witness his creation!

Because Davis immediately returns to one of the most outlandish teams introduced in the title: The Technet! The Technet are a VERY long story in and of themselves (Involving Alan Moore, Alan Davis, Doctor Who Weekly, and Captain Britain), but they are summarised in the first panel, so don't worr about it.

Just know that Gatecrasher is the large lady who leads this motley team, and she has a grudge against the Excalibur team, and has a capture contract on Phoenix to deliver.

So we cut to the Excalibur team having breakfast in their lighthouse home (and base of operations) which is going normally, until Meggan tries to boil an egg.

What horror could emerge? What unspeakable nightmare lurks within this calcium cage?

If you guessed a psychopathic, genetically engineered, self-destructing Tweety Bird, congratulations!

Now, whilst Henwy is something of a one shot wonder (literally) fret not, because Gatecrasher can, and has, made others in the years since, all called Hard Boiled Henwy because why change a winning formula?

[the-haiku-bot]

The animation

style is fun and I like the

character designs

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Lackadaisy (Pilot)

[urukuduk]

they could do fuckin' anything at all with the plot of the next episode but this Mxy design will make it my favorite episode ever regardless. It could be the saddest and most hurtful episode of the entire show and it would still be an emotional high cuz we got this for everyone's favorite fifth-dimensional imp in the month of my birthday.

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury fuckin' LOOK

[image description: a screenshot of the character Mr. Mxzyptlk from an upcoming episode of the cartoon My Adventures With Superman. The character faces the viewer, arms spread with a wide smile and showy pose as his name appears lettered in pseudo-Merovingian calligraphy. End ID]

[ptsilencedhill]

remember thefingerfuckingfemalefury . we couldn’t breed that type of annoying person anywhere else

[judedeluca]

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury @thesanewhitaker @themetaisawesome

Bad news guys I've found a FOURTH lost Christmas special using dodgy CGI to obsess over.

[the-haiku-bot]

You are safe for now

but they are gonna find their

way down there O.O;

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Wake up

[jr4cats]

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury @arabian-batboy @espanolbot2 @ @hood-ex @tumblingxelian @fancyfade

[skrytch]

Maddie, come on, like you have room to talk.

You are the clone of an intergalactic god of destruction who took a human shape in the visage of this poor man's 1st wife who was then held in stasis while pretending to be said wife.

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury

[the-haiku-bot]

Someone needs to make

a pasta snack like this now,

I demand it :D

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know the difference!

[chromaslip]

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury

[nitpickrider]

Lois Lane. Scorned by her male lover. Running crying into the arms of her "roommate", a blonde little stunner by the name of "peg"gy (bad pun I know but still) There are so many jokes to be made that my only efficient choice is outsourcing. @thefingerfuckingfemalefury Go nuts. Action Comics #143