#thefingerfuckingfemalefury

[the-haiku-bot]

This movie is a

beautiful rejection of

nihilism <3

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“You tell me that it’s a cruel world and we’re all just running in circles. I know that. I’ve been on this earth just as many days as you. When I choose to see the good side of things, I’m not being naïve. It is strategic and necessary. It’s how I’ve learned to survive through everything. I know you see yourself as a fighter. Well, I see myself as one too. This is how I fight.”

EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE (2022) dir. Daniel Kwan, Daniel Scheinert

[bartfargo]

What's going through @thefingerfuckingfemalefury's mind at any given moment

All that changes is whether she's the pirate or one of the mermaids

[ilisteria]

Reposting because I'm no longer shadowbanned 🙏

Based on this thread: https://www.tumblr.com/thefingerfuckingfemalefury/759348312819236864/all-human-nature-is

and this specific image:

[the-haiku-bot]

And if you really

want some dick, money can buy

you that easily

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[iconuk01]

Meet Hard Boiled Henwy! Scourge of all!

So in another post, I made reference to hard Boiled Henwy, and was asked for an explanation by @thefingerfuckingfemalefury ... Which is a reasonable request.

Back in the 90's, the Britain based x-book Excalibur had sort of fallen into an unsatisfying langour.

After the gleeful insanity of the early Chris Claremont written, Alan Davis pencilled romps involving the Warwolves, the Crazy Gang and the Cross Time Caper (Even if that DID go on too long). Davis left after 17 issues, and Claremont after 27 issues, and no one seemed to quite know how to deal with a team which wasn't the usual X-Men fare.

So, in issue 42, Alan Davis returned as artist AND writer and the series reached new heights, as Davis did know how to deal with them and had no problem embracing the weird and just plain cosmically silly! It's hard to think of a better exemplar than this, the cover of Davis' first issue

And worry not, we are soon to meet this agent of doom! And even witness his creation!

Because Davis immediately returns to one of the most outlandish teams introduced in the title: The Technet! The Technet are a VERY long story in and of themselves (Involving Alan Moore, Alan Davis, Doctor Who Weekly, and Captain Britain), but they are summarised in the first panel, so don't worr about it.

Just know that Gatecrasher is the large lady who leads this motley team, and she has a grudge against the Excalibur team, and has a capture contract on Phoenix to deliver.

So we cut to the Excalibur team having breakfast in their lighthouse home (and base of operations) which is going normally, until Meggan tries to boil an egg.

What horror could emerge? What unspeakable nightmare lurks within this calcium cage?

If you guessed a psychopathic, genetically engineered, self-destructing Tweety Bird, congratulations!

Now, whilst Henwy is something of a one shot wonder (literally) fret not, because Gatecrasher can, and has, made others in the years since, all called Hard Boiled Henwy because why change a winning formula?

[vo-kopen]

So fun fact about me, I have been playing Coromon (a monster collecting game that got ported to IOS last November) and I am enjoying it. It’s the first of its style of game I have played, and I like how their equivalent to shinies work. Basically it’s stat based, low to middling stats have the Standard color scheme, good stats have a Potent color scheme, and max stats have Perfect. Included above are the sprites to all my Perfect Coromon, turns out when you go hunting for ones with good stats you occasionally get multiple members of the same family line. (In my party I currently have Jff LndShrk, Thermight (named for an OC of mine) Killer Croc, and Owlcity (new name pending))

I got stalled at the Sand Town for a bit (it felt stereotypical) but I recently resumed and I am now in the Ice town. It’s funny how different the elements work from other monster hunting games, a Coromon can only be one of seven elements, but moves can be from an additional six I believe. Also no Coromon have multiple elements, and the Titans (basically legendaries) can’t really be caught, only battled against. Which fits their raw power. And the starter trio are Ice, Fire, and Water.

Also I recently ran into a cameo in the game by one of my preferred Twitch Streamers? I knew Hannah had played Coromon (I did not watch because of spoilers) but she’s in the Fire area with her cat Libby (technically Libby is her partner’s cat but Libby cameos a lot of streams) It took a good minute after I fought her for it to sink in, look I am not great at social skills.

Closing thoughts, Pokemon step up your game. If Coromon can fit fully onto my tablet, you definitely could fit some of the older Pokémon games on mobile. You aren’t selling them anymore, it would not compete with the GameCube 2 or whatever, so why not put them on android and iOS to print money? I never have played a proper Pokémon Game just Pokémon Go, and it’s because I can’t justify a console or vintage handheld. I really like Coromon, but I would like to try out the og monster catcher too. Get on it.

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury @highly-radioactive-nerd @lewistheruinmaniac look at these good fellas. I particularly love that Nibblegar’s line keeps its ring as it evolves, makes it really feel like a treasure it loves. Also much as it’s final form looks, it’s got the best defense and special defense of the three starters. It’s a beefy boy.

[the-haiku-bot]

The animation

style is fun and I like the

character designs

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Lackadaisy (Pilot)

[urukuduk]

they could do fuckin' anything at all with the plot of the next episode but this Mxy design will make it my favorite episode ever regardless. It could be the saddest and most hurtful episode of the entire show and it would still be an emotional high cuz we got this for everyone's favorite fifth-dimensional imp in the month of my birthday.

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury fuckin' LOOK

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[ptsilencedhill]

remember thefingerfuckingfemalefury . we couldn’t breed that type of annoying person anywhere else

[judedeluca]

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury @thesanewhitaker @themetaisawesome

Bad news guys I've found a FOURTH lost Christmas special using dodgy CGI to obsess over.

[the-haiku-bot]

You are safe for now

but they are gonna find their

way down there O.O;

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Wake up

[jr4cats]

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury @arabian-batboy @espanolbot2 @ @hood-ex @tumblingxelian @fancyfade

[skrytch]

Maddie, come on, like you have room to talk.

You are the clone of an intergalactic god of destruction who took a human shape in the visage of this poor man's 1st wife who was then held in stasis while pretending to be said wife.

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury

[the-haiku-bot]

Someone needs to make

a pasta snack like this now,

I demand it :D

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know the difference!

[chromaslip]

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury

[nitpickrider]

Lois Lane. Scorned by her male lover. Running crying into the arms of her "roommate", a blonde little stunner by the name of "peg"gy (bad pun I know but still) There are so many jokes to be made that my only efficient choice is outsourcing. @thefingerfuckingfemalefury Go nuts. Action Comics #143