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YOU ONLY KEEP ONE BULL 

(Originally published in Comics For Choice)

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uh oh! owner's being sued for worker abuse! get out the boop meter so everybody forgets

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YOU ONLY KEEP ONE BULL 

(Originally published in Comics For Choice)

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reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star

there is not a single reason to not reblog this

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chase check this man for butthole worms

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That is, in fact, 99% of what is going wrong in this video

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An inherent problem with the Star Trek concept is that any time people want to make movies or videogames about it, they always move away from what Star Trek is about.

Because Star Trek isn't very action focused or cinematic or tactile. They don't even really have guns, they basically fight by aiming laser pointers and just standing there. You're not gonna get sick action shooter gameplay from Star Trek. The best Star Trek episodes are the ones where no combat happens at all.

Because Star Trek wasn't made to be an action movie, or a videogame. Star Trek is a TV show, and everything about it was made for a long-form TV format, and a long-form TV budget. It's about character drama, and politics, and diplomacy, and encountering weird alien shit. It was built for characters making tough decisions, and going on Shakespearean soliloquies.

The only kind of game that would REALLY stay true to the spirit of Star Trek.... Would unfortunately be a Telltale style choose your own adventure game.

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I just came up with a ridiculous conspiracy theory that I beg you not to take seriously but it’s too good not to share.

In Denmark we have something called MitID which means MyID. It’s an app that all Danish citizens are required to have because it’s used to confirm your identity when you log on to various social services like healthcare or your tax overview, but it’s also used to confirm your identity when you buy stuff online so nobody can hack your phone and empty out your bank account (and if someone steals your phone they still have to know your code to the app). It’s a safety net but put in the most dramatic way possible; you can’t be a self reliant citizen in Denmark without MitID because most important things online have to go through the app.

Now, if you just open the app you get this screen with a shield telling you it’s ready for service.

If you try to log in somewhere like your doctor or the bank or try to buy something you’ll get this screen with a spinning circle inside the shield telling you it’s connecting to the site.

Before getting this screen telling you it was successful.

Now, here are the BDSM symbols for Doms. From left to right: non-gender specific Dom, female and male.

Does the first one remind you of anything, hmmmm?

The state is saying they own our asses! 😱🤯

Or maybe the design was just made to symbolise protection for citizens and was designed by people who don’t care about obscure BDSM symbols. BUT MAYBE IT WASNT!!!! But it probably was. BUT-!!!

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I just came up with a ridiculous conspiracy theory that I beg you not to take seriously but it’s too good not to share.

In Denmark we have something called MitID which means MyID. It’s an app that all Danish citizens are required to have because it’s used to confirm your identity when you log on to various social services like healthcare or your tax overview, but it’s also used to confirm your identity when you buy stuff online so nobody can hack your phone and empty out your bank account (and if someone steals your phone they still have to know your code to the app). It’s a safety net but put in the most dramatic way possible; you can’t be a self reliant citizen in Denmark without MitID because most important things online have to go through the app.

Now, if you just open the app you get this screen with a shield telling you it’s ready for service.

If you try to log in somewhere like your doctor or the bank or try to buy something you’ll get this screen with a spinning circle inside the shield telling you it’s connecting to the site.

Before getting this screen telling you it was successful.

Now, here are the BDSM symbols for Doms. From left to right: non-gender specific Dom, female and male.

Does the first one remind you of anything, hmmmm?

The state is saying they own our asses! 😱🤯

Or maybe the design was just made to symbolise protection for citizens and was designed by people who don’t care about obscure BDSM symbols. BUT MAYBE IT WASNT!!!! But it probably was. BUT-!!!

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I truly enjoy how much Animorphs is like “here are our young heroes, each with a distinctive trope to fill in the group!” And then it makes you watch how the pressure of each person’s role grinds them to dust. And also they have homework.