#thecookiemonster

[crumbsssscookie]

Presenting to you, my first ever published story. I know a few weeks passed, but I'm still not over Logan loosing his seat, so I thought I'd make my own little genderbending time-travel fix-it fic to get over the heartbreak.

[magicrabbitdesigns]

I bake #cookies that would make #thecookiemonster have a relapse. https://www.instagram.com/p/CDuLBrCFgkn/?igshid=16xe9263jkqr0

[papimilo]

“Sometimes me thinks: what is a friend? And then me says: ‘friend is someone to share the last cookie with.” #thecookiemonster #papimilo @makeupbymilo #sunrise #florida #💙 _______________________________________________________ #cuteassboys #malebody #milorojas #bluehair #blue #veryblue #photographyoftheday #instagood #instaselfie #muscles #colombianblogger #instafit #picoftheday #papichulo #lifestyleblog #fitnessblogger #lifestyleblogger #maleblogger #lifestyleblogger #instadaily #colombianboy #mirrorselfie #muscle #selfie #selca #mirrorpic #adidas #cookiemonster (at Sunrise, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/BxkdM2uFgT6/?igshid=jcbj5somd9ag

[nuchocol8mkels]

How did I not notice that Oreo made these GoT edition oreos!?! 🤨🤯🤯 time to go get me some!!! . . . #oreo #oreos #nabisco #gameofthrones #got #gameofthronesoreos #gameofthronescookies #thecookiemonster #dacookiemonstah (at Peoria, Arizona) https://www.instagram.com/p/BwE8r5lB0F79lpNmK13wCe7tNpmoY-Gc7WBq9I0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=kbiz0grasx

[wilderwraith]

Hey, i noticed you used he/him pronouns for pidge in one of your one shots, soooo how do you headcanon pidge's gender?

i enjoy several different headcanons. i’m partial to nonbinary gender-neutral pidge, since that’s what i identify as and it makes the most sense to me, but i also really really love trans girl and trans boy pidge (trans boy pidge has a special place in my heart for some reason. you don’t see it a lot and i really love it). the pronouns i use in fic depend on what i feel like going with at the time.

[wittyy-name]

I´m screaming hahahha i love your tags, (COYOTE SCREAAAAAAAAAAMS) AHAAHHAA i also love you

COYOTE SCREAAAAAAM AAAAAAAAAAA

[klanced]

do you have any thoughts or head canons about adhd lance?

All I Do Is Think About ADHD Lance 24/7, 7 Days A Week, All Year Long. Anyway here goes.

Lance: [mockingly] “We need to focus.”

That’s a canon line like… ADHD Lance is real lmao

He tries his best to follow verbal directions, he really does, but it’s.. His short-term memory is honestly so fucked to hell lmao. Things just get switched around the moment someone says them.

Blue takes to recording things sort of?? Like Shiro and Allura will divvy out tasks at the beginning of a mission, and once Lance is in the cockpit Blue will pull up a miniscreen that has all his duties typed out for him. So he can read them and then know what he needs to do, all in the correct order.

When he completes an objective, he gets a checkmark!

Lance: I know I’m supposed to take my meds on a strict schedule but what if I… did Not do that… lolHunk: Lance, that sounds like a really bad ideaLance: Nah it’ll be fine

Lance, thirty minutes later: Hunk, if you have ever loved me, you will kill me.Hunk: (rubbing Lance’s back) I know it’s bad, but it’ll pass

During his downtime, Lance can usually be found wearing Pidge’s headphones. He doesn’t even have any music playing, he just likes how they muffle out most sound. 

Noise-cancelling headphones kind of freak him out, he needs a pair that strikes that perfect balance of Blocking Out Most Noise while simultaneously allowing him to register stimuli.

Pidge eventually makes him a pair of blue headphones and Lance spends the rest of the day like :’)

He zones out very easily, so he tends to keep a timer on his person, just so he can be aware of.. himself, I guess. He hates losing track of time, because Lance is a very big ‘live in the moment’ kind of guy, so it’s frustrating when he misses out on life because of his ADHD.

Lance always needs some kind of background noise, just to keep him from being anxious. When he’s stressed but really needs to focus, he literally just listens to static/white background noise. It’s super helpful actually, I really recommend it.

Allura: Paladins, your training session for the day will be spent meditating (Lance gets up) on the bond between you and your- Lance?

Lance: (halfway out the door) lmao have fun guys!

Sometimes his brain just goes into hyperdrive so Lance will go to the training room and either run around until he gets tired or go on the Altean equivalent of a treadmill and pound out a few miles.

His ADHD ties into a lot of his insecurities. Lance has a big family, which means that everyone kind of has to be loud in order to be heard. So his hyperactiveness didn’t really stand out until he hit middle school, which was when he was finally diagnosed.

Lance is a smart kid, but he always feels like he’s two steps behind everyone else because of his ADHD. It slows him down, almost, even as it sends his mind into overtime. And that niggles away at him. 

A big problem is that Lance doesn’t really know his own limits… or he does, but he refuses to acknowledge them. He’s constantly comparing himself and his abilities against other people (Keith) and becomes frustrated when he can’t ‘keep up’ when in reality… They’re racing on two completely different tracks. He just refuses to accept that.

[socialsf]

#midnightsnack @saltandstraw #studentinventors series #thecookiemonster by Corion from #DrWilliamLCobb #elementaryschool #icecreamsandwich #handmade #smallbatch #icecream #saltandstrawsf #thanksmonday #thatwasfun (at Salt and Straw)

[crumbsssscookie]

Get ready for the second half of the 2019 F3 season!

New chapter to 543 days now live

[thegingerteacher]

Am I crazy or does my hot water bottle look a bit like #thecookiemonster ? #cold

[nanafaboo]

💙Cookie Monster cupcakes ready to be gobbled!!!💙 #cookiemonster #thecookiemonster #partyvibes #nopartytoobigorsmall #dottibugdoesitall #workingonasaturday #dottidomination #partymom #kidspartyideas #kidsparty #partyon #party #cupcakes #blueandwhite #wahm #wahmlife #sahm #sahmlife #momtrepeneur #smallbusiness #bigideas #supportlocal💙

[dianitafernanda]

#TheCookieMonster #grr 🥜🥜

[piffsta713]

Why they always take the #trillest so young#RIPNonsense 🍪🍪 #TheCookieMonster

[pornosophical]

archie-thecookiemonster replied to your post: VOLTRON IS QUEERBAITING

Look, voltron is not queerbating, i will tell you why

stop comparing korra to voltro, 2 different things, also, shut up, no one has said anything, the same was sais about yuri on ice and look! was it wueerbating?

I feel that if you ask to me not to compare Korra to Voltron, then you shouldn’t be comparing Voltron to Yuri on Ice immediately after that, y’know? it kinda undermines your whole line of reasoning @archie-thecookiemonster

[thebeigemamba]

🍪🍽☺️ #thecookiemonster #awooo (at All Over NYC)
https://www.instagram.com/p/B2h_AWjlQflLkCrO7jZaKgdONaZTAIiOTpQW5I0/?igshid=lx1dqv3xfeoi

[wilderwraith]

you know? i`m in the mood to watch your klance drawings and cry thank you very much

awww ;a; thank YOU very much