#thebananas

[ao3feed-johnlock]

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/pw6h9le

by TheBananasaurus

Yet another girlfriend has broken things off with John, and he comes home drunk saying the most peculiar things about swearing women off entirely. Sherlock is initially wary, but once John sobers up, he has some tests to run...

Words: 2301, Chapters: 1/7, Language: English

Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson

Relationships: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, Sherlock Holmes & John Watson

Additional Tags: Johnlock - Freeform, Smut, Light Angst, Hand Jobs, Masturbation, Explicit Consent, First Time, Blow Jobs, First Time Blow Jobs, First Time Bottoming, Internalized Homophobia, Alcohol, Demisexual John Watson, Virgin Sherlock Holmes, Fluff and Smut

July 16, 2023 at 09:51PM

[thebananasplitsgang132]

[lavender--system]

Doin' an ask game, if ya wanna do it, do it, if ya don't, then dont

List 5 things that make ya happy and then send this to 10 ppl that last reblogged your stuff

Ight imma 'ead out, good day to ya mate

hO, 's been a while since ive done one of these

1. Bro (you know who you are)

2. My cats

3. Bir bs

4. R ock s

5. My special interests (Rottmnt, Qsmp-)

im gonna tag instead of askin the last five mutuals if thats alr

@human-souls-buy-dopamine @pinkisacreativecolour @once-more-just-vibing @krisget-thebanana @thelocalconstellation

[starlypenguins]

HALLOWEEN EMERGENCY

Okay so with Halloween coming up I'm starting to prepare my costume, for context I'm going as princess Rosalina

And so far I have the wig, all the stuff I need for the wand and earrings, and the makeup, I'm just missing one thing and that the dress

Most Rosalina costumes where it's just the dress cost at least $200 and I don't have money for that, so i'm just settling on a normal dress that I can modify on my own (thank you fashion design passion)

This is where you guys come in, I need help finding a long, light blue dress with long sleeves that I can make modifications to, preferably off shoulder but if not then thats fine, and I need it in 3xl

If you guys could help me find a dress like that so that I can order it and get it here before Halloween that would be great

Gonna tag some mutuals for this: @artyboidoesstuff @rainbow-wreck @crystalkitty1220 @krisget-thebanana @djcarnationsblog @echosoftheflower If you guys could help that would be great but I fully understand if you can't

[spookytimefelix]

omg ibvs merch just dropped

thank you @krisget-thebanana for the drawing

[human-souls-buy-dopamine]

WAOAOAOAUFGHH THANKYOUUUU 😭😭

@starheirxero @ups3tti @finleyforevermore @freshsans-canonbf @rainbow-wreck @lavender--system @once-more-just-vibing @krisget-thebanana AND ANY OTHERS WE FPRGOR TO MENTION

[theoldworldsrunnerup]

HI I WAS KRISGET-THEBANANA I CHANGED MY URL

[limoteethw]

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Bananas presale firefighters logo shirt

I applied theBananas presale firefighters logo shirt to a lot of smaller successes too — from getting airline seats upgraded to getting into contests. Once I was in Linuxcon where there was a Linux quiz & raffle. I answered the quiz and they asked us to come for a raffle in the afternoon. I usually don’t go for this and thought there will be a big crowd. WhenBananas presale firefighters logo shirt there was just 1 other guy and I had a 50% chance of winning. And winning I did of a good laptop that I immediately sold on eBay. All I had to do was just show up. Another time I saw a startup competition going on. I was in for an another event and asked if I could pitch. TheBananas presale firefighters logo shirt were already over a long time ago, but they still let me pitch in the finals. I strangely won the pitch prize for someone who knew about the contest only 30 min before.

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Golden state women’s basketball shirt

SUICIDE AWARENESS Classic T Shirt

Official cereal Killer Shirt

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Simply look at Steve Jobs, the guy who ran Apple so well. He was a Cincinnati Reds MLB Hawaiian Shirt Warm Season Aloha Shirt believer in “natural” medicine, in fact he wouldn’t bathe since he felt this somehow or other weakened him but his fellow workers had lots of problems with this. He developed Pancreatic Cancer nothing may have done him any good but from the little that I’ve found on his case he may have had a rare case, like Ruth Bader Ginsberg, where prompt surgery may have saved him. He wanted to try some “natural treatments” first, he did, and you know how that turned out. Just because you know a lot about a lot of things don not assume that you know everything about everything. He was in many ways a brilliant man in most areas but not in the treatment of pancreatic cancer. The worst part is he got a liver transplant later on when he decided to try regular medicine, something that might have saved someone who really needed it. So sad.

Home Page: Limotees

Buy It Now:Bananas presale firefighters logo shirt

Edmonton Oilers NHL Grinch Candy Cane Personalized Xmas Gifts Christmas Tree Decorations Ornament_8321911 1

Golden state women’s basketball shirt

SUICIDE AWARENESS Classic T Shirt

Official cereal Killer Shirt

Official Trea Turner Los Angeles Dodgers T Shirt

Simply look at Steve Jobs, the guy who ran Apple so well. He was a Cincinnati Reds MLB Hawaiian Shirt Warm Season Aloha Shirt believer in “natural” medicine, in fact he wouldn’t bathe since he felt this somehow or other weakened him but his fellow workers had lots of problems with this. He developed Pancreatic Cancer nothing may have done him any good but from the little that I’ve found on his case he may have had a rare case, like Ruth Bader Ginsberg, where prompt surgery may have saved him. He wanted to try some “natural treatments” first, he did, and you know how that turned out. Just because you know a lot about a lot of things don not assume that you know everything about everything. He was in many ways a brilliant man in most areas but not in the treatment of pancreatic cancer. The worst part is he got a liver transplant later on when he decided to try regular medicine, something that might have saved someone who really needed it. So sad.

Home Page: Limotees

[martinsgaragerecords]

Here’s a playlist of songs released on Martin’s Garage Records, no psychobilly included. What you can find are High Steppers, Urban Zotel, The Star Time Playboys, Hipbone Slim & The Kneetremblers, D.D. Kid Combo and The Bananas. Have fun! http://bit.ly/2RFxHJJ

[wammypilled]

Tyyy u too💗🥺🥺💕

@casualnearenjoyer, @krisget-thebanana, and all my other moots too! I'm not just happy, it's an honor to have you guys for mutuals yall are so cool😭💖

[phonoselect]

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[spookytimefelix]

OK HOLY FUCK 1 IBVS UPDATED?? 2

im gonna rant about the ibvs old man yaoi shit now because me and Damien have put too much time into it

the past while I've been getting too invested in the ship of Xavier and the janitor it's so dumb trust me I know it is but we've put lore into this and it's so so stupid but I feel In my heart it's right and you know what it is I feel like more people need to hear about it

gets 1 like I'll make a post putting detailed information into it @krisget-thebanana

[arrivalsanddepatures]

🍌 🍌 🍌

[slovenlyrecordings]

A rare appearance from The Okmoniks this Saturday in San Francisco!

[thebanana-vn]

chúng tôi nói chuyện rất vui và bỗng 1 ngày cô gái làm trái tim tôi xao xuyến ấy nói tôi nên quên cổ đi. Đúng vậy, có lẽ tôi quá phiền hà. Xin lỗi em

[bananazblack]