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shoutout to toby fox for making my nipples hurt.
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🫵 STOP! you are doomscrolling. tell me your favorite animal instead
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love saying "question mark?" out loud when I'm talking about something i'm unsure of
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99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!
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uwahh…!!! *magical girl transformation but instead i turn into a dead body*
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i don't know who needs to hear this but the normal reaction to seeing a child in tragedy is to feel the need to take them to mcdonald's and get them mcnuggies and a toy. and then maybe take them to the park to play on the playground
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Top ten things to give The Character™
1. Transgender surgery
2. Head
3. Alcoholism
4. The worst night of their fucking life
5. Stretch marks
6. A weird kink
7. Catholic guilt
8. Self-sabotaging behaviours
9. A plethora of mental disorders
10. Massive tits
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so hard not to become the most annoying person on earth if you're a little excitable and just learned a little about a topic literally no one around you has any interest in
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Happy birthday!!!!!!! I think I’m like a day late though my bad
Thank you !!! It's ok dw dudes
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i hope edward trips on a rock and falls over and hits his head and bleeds out and gets a concussion.
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she asked me if i cain kill her with a rock i said i might be abel to
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she asked me if i cain kill her with a rock i said i might be abel to
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