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stars-obsession-pit · 4 months ago

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The Worst Branch in the Country

The GIW knows Amity Park is a huge fraud. The “most haunted city in the US”, really? They’ve been checking the place out for decades with nary a peep aside from that couple of crazy scientists that moved into town around twenty years prior.

Because of this, the town became a punishment duty. One of their agents causes trouble? They get put in time out and sent to work for a while in Amity Park. Let those idiots chase after pointless rumors while the actually competent agents work with the more important ghosts. The reports back from the town get barely more than a cursory glance before getting tossed in the shredder.

…Which really came back to bite them when ghosts did actually start to show up, and they didn’t realize until after the Amity Park branch had royally screwed up the situation.

Fuck, they really hope this doesn’t start a war.

Optional DPxDC addition: they call in the Justice League Dark for help with negotiation and taking down their rogue members

#good giw au #well. the organization at large is good. it’s just that their agents in Amity are their literal worst ones #danny phantom #dp #danny phantom au #dp au #danny phantom prompt #dp prompt #guys in white #giw (danny phantom)#ghost investigation ward #dp x dc #dpxdc #dc x dp #dcxdp #danny phantom x dc #danny phantom x dc crossover #optional ghost king danny #for making the “royally fucked up” part a pun :3

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savanir · 7 months ago

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DP x DC prompt [7]

After biting Danny, vampire king Dick gleefully tells him that he now belongs to him, seeing as his bite made him his thrall.

However, beings of the Infinite Realms operate on a lot of Fae rules, and Danny Uno-Reverse’s Dick by telling him that he must now serve him because he ate from him without his permission.

Neither are willing to give up so they are going to have to find some occult lawyer to figure this out.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #danny fenton #danny phantom #dick grayson #nightwing #vampire king dick #dc x dp crossover #dp x dc prompt #story prompt #Dick had been tracking this little snack for a bit #he honestly should have known something that sweet was going to bite him in the ass #all the puns intended

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sheikfangirl · 3 months ago

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During the events of Tears of the Kingdom, Link is so tired, sleep deprived, gloom poisoned, unhinged and filthy...He is devoid of what makes Link himself: his warmth, his humor...

And that's why no one in Hyrule but his close friends recognizes him💔

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Note: I know it's Linktober but life got in the way and gave up at "mirror prompt". I'm busy and whatever free time i got goes on Echoes of Wisdom (which i ADORE btw) So please accept this random doodle from my folder 😘

ALSO: I was overwhelmed with the positive reaction to my FF8 inspired Zelda and Hero's shade reunion. Seems like the Internet loves bittersweet angst as much as i do. And YES, there's a sequel in progress ;) I was already drawing it when i posted my first batch of panels.

Cheers!

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winterprince601 · 4 months ago

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read him to filth and topped it all off with a mean gay little apology. renly it doesn't even matter that you're going to die next chapter, because you will ALWAYS be famous.

#forgot how much he served until his dying breath #a terrible king #and yet an unimpeachable icon #pun intended #stannis baratheon #asoiaf #asoiaf meta #asoiaf shitpost #house baratheon #renly baratheon

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schnee-gheist · 25 days ago

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hey yeah uh. ice constructs (sword) :)

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#a. where’s his pointy boots? uh. he’s floating #b. y’all mind if I call this tripartite!au? cuz #y’know. double life turned triple? :) yes I’m making it a pun #y’all can kill me if it’s bad cuz it’s baddd #yeah no anyways I’m naming it cuz I’m prob gonna make more works with this design/idea #but the og idea was a rhetorical “think about it“ so y’all can like take it and use it if ya want #DONT NEED TO ASK TO DO STUFF ON THE IDEA. all im sayin here #danny phantom #dp #danny phantom fanart #dp fanart #dp art #danny phantom art #danny phantom au #ghost king au #ghost king danny #tripartite!au

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trek-tracks · 4 months ago

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Crandalf. Is this anything

#gandalf #lord of the rings #gandalf the grey #lotr #crandalf #not trek #god this is stupid #cranberry juice #crandalf's magic is preventing UTIs #puns #bad puns with no purpose #they're going to kick me out of singing the live-scored Return of the King for this I just know it

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koroart · 7 months ago

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Two Kings kissing — call that Clash of Kings 👌🏼✨✨

#a dmcl doodle I’ve had lying around half colored #decided to clean it up #it’s 1am but we’re here for a good time not a long time lads #:: my art #fe3h #fire emblem three houses #fire emblem #fire emblem warriors three hopes #few3h #dimiclaude #dimitri alexandre blaiddyd #claude von reigen #shout out to Julian for the clash of kings pun

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pennumbra · 11 months ago

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Centaurworld Valentines 💘

#centaurworld #I was going to wait to post these until Valentines day but I'm impatient to share them LMAO #runner-up valentines for the general were 'you're a-mace-ing' and 'you make me whole'#runner-up for the nowhere king was 'you're very deer to me'#I actually wanted to make some for the rest of the herd!#but I kinda blanked on any good puns/card text #centaurworld the general #the general #the nowhere king #my art #valentines day

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forcebook · 8 months ago

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it just never fails to amaze me how poon came in the last minute (more like thirty minutes later) to replace That Guy and barely had any time to build pun’s character and develop any on screen chemistry with marc and yet he’s acing in both areas like he was always meant to be there

like??? pun is silly but poon sells the character soooo well, you can’t help but find him incredibly endearing and chain being in love with him just makes sense. they feel like old friends and now i can’t really imagine anyone else playing pun

that’s truly an amazing feat considering everything. very proud of poon and marc!!!

#standing ovation to this king #we are the series #poon mitpakdee #marc pahun #marcpoon #chainpun #chain x pun #mj talks

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asleep-kat · 1 year ago

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Macat and wucatng

#art #digital art #fanart #my art #digitalart #lmk sun wukong #lmk macaque #lmk art #lmk monkey king #lmk #lego monkie kid fanart #lego monkie kid #monkie kid #monkie kid fanart #shadowpeach #i can't think of a better cat pun so yall have to bear with me here #I love shapeshifters so much 😭😭 it gives me an excuse to cat-ify them while also being kinda canon

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monstersandmaw · 1 year ago

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I fucking love the LOTR cast and crew...

#also i wanna write a short king uruk hai now #orc puns #uruk hai #uruk low #lotr #i also just fucking love all the LOTR trivia

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poppitron360 · 5 months ago

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So I haven’t read TSATS yet, but if Nico DOESN’T at ONE POINT say “I put the romance in Necromancy” or words to that effect there is something seriously wrong with that book.