#the worst thing is

[tanadrin]

the inability to use modern expressions like "jesus christ" and "oh my god" when writing people speaking in a modern, colloquial fantasy in fiction is actually really awkward sometimes. because almost anything you replace it with is going to sound naff as hell. tempted to just leave the culturally-contextual oaths in and trust people to understand that they're translation conventions. turn linguistic smeerps into rabbits, as it were.

[ve1ljumpers]

me: i'm gonna start a fun little procedural so i have something to do these first weeks of the new job because i know i'm going to be exhausted and i'll want something chill to do

me: immediately gets attached to a character that dies

[mariniacipher]

i swear university papers were invented just to torture me specifically

[ariesvibe]

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[momo-de-avis]

There's a lot of things in my life I've done that make me feel shame but nothing compares to the feeling of listening to a Big Bang Theory joke and actually laughing at it

[edmundpevensiesqueen]

nothing worse when you’re on pinterest mobile and you see a pin that’s so perfectly you but you swipe your finger the wrong way and pinterest just cannot compute so it glitches and turns the whole screen white or black and the only way to fix it is to close the app and reopen it, knowing that the perfect pin is gone forever and you’ll never be able to save it to one of your boards

[wishfulsketching]

Silco and his terror of a daughter

[angelofdumpsterfires]

presented without comment

[clearlydusty]

Bro thinks she could just thug it out

[aimlesspoet]

a bottom-tier autistic experience is being told throughout your entire childhood that you are just an overthinker when it comes to social situations and later finding out that your friends did, in fact, hate being around you and tried to communicate that through weird little hints

[brennacedria]

Oh my GOD one of Brian's friends last night bout died. Because I bout killed him.

For whatever reason, the chromebook brian uses for discord chat didn't shut off when he closed it last night, so when Friend "A" signed on at ~10:30 pacific time, he saw Brian signed in and was like hey, Brian's signed in! So he jumped into chat, but Brian wasn't actually online. He (WE) was very much in bed, trying to sleep. Because we're not pacific time, we're eastern time, so it was ~1:30 here.

"A" didn't know this tho, he thought brian just wasn't paying attention. So, he started singing "90s classic hits" as I'm told he described it later. When the first song didn't get brian's attention (the speakers and mic were still working even though the laptop was closed), he got louder for the second song. like. FUCKING LOUD. thank god for his kids that they're in california because otherwise they'd have been woken up, too. But anyway yeah, the second song woke us up. Brian, fucking busts up laughing bc who the fuck is SINGING. Bren, you do hear that too, right? (YES I FUUCKING HEARD IT). "A" can hear brian laughing, so he starts laughing, and fucking brian gets up and is like "i'm gonna hang with A for a while, is that okay?" and like... sure, he asked. but it was like 1:45 by now, and I didn't get to sleep until 1 anyway, so I'm like

SURE. YOU DO THAT.

And brian fucking did. And because A was loud, Brian had to be loud to be heard, and I just... they both fucking died. BC brian started up a game to stream for A to watch, since they're both awake now. Also, I'm awake. I get back to sleep. I wake up again. repeat a few times until THREE FUCKING THIRTY my time. "oh damn, I forgot to eat dinner. OH DAMN, IT'S LIKE 3:30 THERE GO TO SLEEP DUDE"

I'm across the fucking room half asleep and I can hear this through brian's headset.

Needless to say, I was not happy. all of this after last night I didn't get up and turn on the tv bc brian was asleep. Now I have to deal with brian, A, and up to three others tonight on discord ON TOP of A and Brian being online last night, because tonight's D&D night.

I just want to sleep on the gd weekends. Just sleep. But no.

I better not hear shit about taking a nap this afternoon, or tomorrow. it's the only time I get to sleep in this stupid house sometimes.

[elioneli]

guys I'm so close to buying the ending of arcaea

[itsgonnagetinspiringsoon]

FUCK

[daftpatience]

algo keeps giving me the Wrong Kind of fat fashion content

[staruie]

where my fellow monster fuckers at 👅👅👅👅👅👅

[bereft-of-frogs]

There’s that post that’s like ‘everyone should get into a tiny niche fandom at least once’ fully agree, that was really fun -- but I would like to add that everyone should get into a fandom where their opinions run counter to major fanon because it really teaches you about sticking to your guns and trusting your interpretation of the text without having to rely on peer validation

because WHAT are people talking about sometimes