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So mad I won’t let him have his gross rawhide chew on the bed at 2 am. Those eyes swear vengeance for throwing it into his own bed.
#the worst dog mom#in the whole dog world#I have found too many after the fact in the laundry#he is very good at hiding them#pug#pups#percival pups
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He pays his rent in wool that will get spun into yarn
#my mom spins it but i wanna learn to do it#dyes pretty well too the worst part is getting it to not smell like dog#i wanna make a little something to gift his breeder bc shes really cool#basil
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WIP of Kai (or it might be as finished as it's going to get lol). Y'all, I love drawing canine monsters.
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Asked my mom to send me a soggy and dry pic of the pomeranian she's grooming today and she did NOT disappoint
Gizmo.....
#Creepy chatter#I love the bath pics bc every dog looks like it's the worst thing in the world#But throughout the bath they get kissies and pets and praise and they all pretty much run to my mom when they see her#Bath time is a time for solemn contemplation for dogs
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I have started reading the vampire lestat and unfortunately he is my lil meow meow dumb bitch
#hes so AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#if i think about him for more than 75 seconds i start sobbing hes crazy wazy#i know hed love saying aiight boom and mind you#hes just a silly goofy guy who just also happens to be the devil incarnate#hes a mamas boy he cant read a little piece of him has died every year hes lived at home he killed 8 wolves and shot his horse-#hes a dog mom he lost his virginity way too young to be healthy he has a cool ass jacket hes worried about his mama hes a spoiler#hes so lonely and he gets bitches like u wouldnt believe he has a drinking problem he was in the circus for a whole 31 hours and he cusses#hes the worst man youve ever met and somehow he skips along in your brain#hes like wendy williams to me#lestat de lioncourt#the vampire lestat#hes curious to a fault he loves his daughter even tho he never ever deserved to be her father he eats glass and dreams of the big city#french is his 3rd language he grew up with silver teeth and red juice stains in his mouth#he talks like he was raised by his grandma
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forever excruciatingly embarrassed about one (1) fact, and that is that my band director knows that the band meme page is run by me
#and the worst part is#i exposed myself#by accident#BECAUSE he thought one of the memes was funny. and i’m such a DOG a DOG of a man that#THOUGH I AM SWORN TO SECRECY#the minute he said ‘ok who made this- it’s hilarious’ i went ME I MADE IT !! ME!!!#and then his mom started following the page#so long story short im going to end it all#notes from the herb garden#incomprehensible musicianposting#like. mr redacted do you think i’m funny. do you think i’m funny. do you like my memes. but now i can’t even gauge if he thinks my memes#are funny#BECAUSE HE KNOWS ITS ME!!! i will never get an unfiltered reaction. also i can never post memes about him again because he knows it’s me#so if i posted memes about him he’d be like wow why are you literally obsessed with me#and i would respond sorry i am fascinated by your strange bisexual swag#so is everyone else. the it girl of high school band#the icon the moment etc etc
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Ghilan'nain interacting with Better Parents will never not be funny to me because she's just "What do you mean you WOULDN'T murder your own children for power??? What else are they for????"
#;ooc#//Ghilly is Arlathan's Worst Mom lol#//the ocean ones got to stay but you can thank the woke dog for that#; ghilan'nain
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Pirouline and Dog Biscuit?
Pirouline and Dog Biscuit don't have many changes from my previous concepts for their relationship, if any at all! They still have a very mother figure/daughter figure relationship, with Pirouline doting on Dog Biscuit as if she was her own jam and dough and Dog Biscuit still soaking up the attention all the same even after she's married with children. Dog Biscuit visits her mom on weekends (having moved in with Roasted after they started dating) and Pirouline looks forward to every time her daughter comes back home, keeping her room clean for her and her family.
Their first meeting, however, is different. Dog Biscuit has had changes to her and her introduction, now being an adventurous vagabond who had come the circus with the intention of stealing from Funnel to pay for her travels and because she thought it would just so fun and easy. Pirouline was wary about Funnels decision about letting Dog Biscuit into the circus and kind of pissy about them asking her to take her in, but she sighed and let her big heart win out, taking this dog puppy lady into her home and giving her a place to stay with no conditions or hangups. And Dog Biscuit, like most dogs, was shown a lil bit of real homely love and affection and then the next thing she knew, she was six months deep into a scheme that was supposed to only last a week at best. She couldn't bear to leave the circus and Pirouline with it and Pirouline, though still aware of her plan, knew that she would be heartbroken over her if she ran off.
Though they will never do anything like a formal adoption, Dog Biscuit still looks at her and calls her "Ma!" and Pirouline happily responds every time.
#pirouline#dog biscuit#asks#roasted: this is the worst day of my life. dog biscuit went to go visit her mom for the weekend.#Gingerfolk Universe
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ugh I can't even have dramatic 'guess i'll just die' hours for catharsis because my brain knows there's a new daima episode on friday
#I am not in danger I promise I am too eager to see too many politicians bite the fucking big one to damage myself on purpose#Also I love me a lot and I would never do that to me I've worked too goddamn hard on becoming me to throw me away lmao#my mental health knows to put that one back in the deck. it's a non-starter bitch move on.#Worst part of my brain: What if you-#Most Egotistical part of my brain: Ew lmao who let you in here#Worst part of my brain: Oh sorry I-#Most Me part of my brain: Are you kidding my dog would be Devastated if anything happened to me. YOU TRYNA HURT MY DOG M8??#Worst part of my brain: nO I LOVE DOGS I'M JUST-#Laziest Part of my brain: I mean I don't wanna hurt me and I don't wanna put my mom through the trauma so nah I'm gonna pass sorry#Worst part of my brain: Can I fucking finish my sentence please??#Worst part of my brain: What if you... spent a lot of money on takeout mexican food#Every other part of my brain: Oh yeah financial self-harm is totally fine if there's cheese involved. That's a law I think.#personaltag#we stay silly
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Life, aiming a loaded crossbow at me: I'm sorry. You were involved in the decisions that led to this, but you can't know whether they're worth it until everything is done. This is the first step. Endure it as best you can.
Me, shot with the crossbow bolt: [looks down and sees a label tied to the bolt that reads "metaphor for stressful situation"] Ow. Thanks for the warning, I guess? At least it's the only thing I'm getting shot with for a good while.
Life, reloading several bolts into the crossbow at once: Have you ever heard of speed shooting?
Me: I want it to be known that I resent this.
Life: Noted. [shoots me multiple times in quick succession]
Me, on the floor and stuck full of crossbow bolts all over my body: Recovering from this is gonna suck.
#sonder speaks#personal post#I'm trying to joke about my stress#but I did in fact get so stressed that it triggered a seizure#and then my immune system was so compromised from the stress and seizure that I'm now sick#and those are just the incidental health side effects of the stress itself#the situations have been numerous and covered a wide range of severity#the first crossbow bolt was my family deciding to move states and realizing the timeline will be very very short#the next was one of my budgies dying#then my dad having a week+ long dramatic panic attack meltdown about the move#he's past the worst of the meltdown itself but the deep deep fear is still an issue and a stressor#then it was my mom and sister panicking over making things work#then it was my seizure and being in the ER right up until it was time to catch a flight#then stress over helping to find the rught house while knowing none of them will satisfy the fear of my dad#but most of them will fit the criteria for which we originally chose to move#and then the dog we inherited from my grandma -- who's never bonded with anyone but me and never that deeply with me#who was in the shelter for a day and then retrieved and who I defended when other family members wanted her returned --#she growled at my 6 month old niece and nobody is bonded enough with her to train her to be gentle with a baby or toddler#she's a risk to my niece so she had to go back to the shelter and I'm a lot sadder and more stressed about it than I expected#I even cried and I don't cry over anything not even the deaths of grandparents or pets#and it's looking like I might have diabetes too but I can't get my labs done to find out for sure until I'm not sick#and the crossbow just keeps being fired at me#I know others are more stresed over more and bigger things#but I am so sick of these crossbow bolts#I want to be done with these#I want my stress levels down
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I am craving for a zcx' modern au, where, after years apart, jc, wwx and lwj encounter again. lwj and wwx are married and after some time, jc starts to hang out with lwj, but only with him (they are kind of exs... Or at least so lwj thinks!)
#Like the point of this au is that shit slowly becomes harder#In every universe wwx has to watch as a kid jc losing his dogs because of him. So that wwx internalizes that he brings nothing but trouble#and pain to jc. So yeah. He's married to lwj but jc wants lwj right? He's taking another thing from jc. And wwx doesn't want to hurt jc.#But he needs lwj too. And he doesn't know how to have both things.#And in every universe jc has to be told by wwx that everything that wwx did was out of duty! So that jc internalizes the concept that wwx#never truly loved him! Because jc is unlovable just like his mom! And his bad temper will force people to act out of duty rather than#genuine affection! and that wwx will lose things for him. out of duty obv#And in the middle we have lwj. Who is pampered in different ways by two men he loves! And then he can only watch as both slowly drift apart#from him. Their worst behaviors shining.#Look. lwj knows jc and wwx worst traits. And he can manage them!#But he has never handled jc and wwx together. While they are together. Because - and lwj never understood this before - jc and wwx bring#out of each other their best and worst qualities. In particular their worst self-destructive qualities#And lwj who isn't good with words and he doesn't know why they are behaving like that - and they don't share with him their problems -#doesn't know what to do#It's a mess. A beautiful fic in my head#Like. Both jc and wwx are carrying yzu and jfm' guilt on their shoulders#jc hates how his mother treated wwx (and it was because of him! Because she was scared for jc's future! And he knows it! )#While wwx hates how jfm ignored jc (and it was because of him! Because jfm found wwx more likeable! And wwx knows it!)#zhanchengxian
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im not out to my parents rn and they found a letter i wrote to myself during freshman year abt my dysphoria...
guys am i cooked
#tbh i dont know why i wrote it#it was just easier to put to paper than speak abt it i guess#worst part is my dog brought it to them#on second thought im just gonna not think too deeply on this one#my mom forgets stuff easily (gaslighting myself)#queer#agender
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we have a client at work whose "type" is like black pitty mixes (she keeps getting them) and she came in w one the other day and my coworker was like "that's great cause there's that black dog syndrome" and the client was like "oh yeah i have that i love these black dogs" and my coworker was like "no it's about how black dogs are way less likely to get adopted in general" (i added "black cats too") and the client was like ??? WHAT???? FOR REAL??? i love that she's so obsessed w her (gorgeous, well behaved) dogs that she couldn't even conceive of a world where people didn't like them
#Work#Vet med is like. You really do see the WORST of humanity sometimes#Neglect abuse disinterest. You argue w some clients over 'does this dog need pain relief' or 'should you spay your dog w mammary tumors'#And it's super discouraging. Tons of burnout. BUT#You also get people like our client who exclusively rescues old/sick/unadoptable cats#She has like 10 at any given point in her huge immaculate house. All cared for perfectly. Clean. Amazing#You get people digging in their pockets for change for vaccines#Helps I work in a wealthy area too but god damn the love I see every day is genuinely healing#I do want to leave the field still (broke af) but there is so much joy and wonder and love and beauty in it#Also it's funny sometimes. One client used to bring her last dog in a lot (heart issues; now deceased)#And when she dropped him off for echoes or whatever she would say 'he loves large breasted women' AND HE DID????#Charlie I miss you. Your mom is fucking crazy but she loved you and I loved you. And you did love stacked women
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#boris was attacked by my neighbor's dog and i've been crying so much. i'm so scared#it's 9pm so my sister is driving him to a vet 1 hour away cause the vets near close at 7pm#idk why bad things keep happening to him i'm so heartbroken idk what i'll do if he dies#my neighbor is a cruel bitch cause this happened around 1 pm and she didn't tell us. she hid him in a room#she was gonna let him die like that#my sister was supposed to take me somewhere tomorrow so she came home one day earlier#i'd been crying all afternoon and i told her to please ask around and then they (w mom and brother) went to my neighbor's house#they brought him back and he looked very weak and with blood all over#my sister called a friend of hers who's a vet and she came to see him and adviced to take him to a vet clinic#cause he was bloated and there was air(?) and her face was worried when she said that cause.. where does air come from#plus he was breathing weird#i had the worst panic attack the whole time since they brought him from the neighbor's house until they left with him#i couldn't even speak cause i couldn't stop crying#now i'm calm but i'm so worried#if my sister hadn't come home today boris would be still hurt and locked in my bitch neighbor's house#cause my mom thought i was being paranoid :( she wasn't going to ask around#cause she thought boris would come back since he's been missing before#also my sister's the only one who can drive#:(#i'm so angry cause that bitch next door heard me calling boris name all afternoon and didn't say shit#i hate her. not only bc of this but she's suck a snake in general. she's always gossiping shit about everyone#she didn't do anything and locked him in a room for like 7 hours. maybe those hours were crucial#idk. if boris dies i'm gonna do some crazy shit to this bitch so she'll have a reason to call me crazy
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feeling it a little tonight
#:<#itd be so nice pleaseee#houghhhhhhhguhg theyre sosilly theyre such sily guys#like no we dont't need more animals in our house. so they say. but i WANT more#but also (and this is very dumb ik) if they actually get a cat then when i live on campus it'll like.#grow close to everybody without me :((#i don't want this cat to exclude me from the family grouppuhhhh#it's not gonna happen until one of our dogs in particular carks it which is too too scary to think about#you can't make me so like. yeah. but i wanna cat sooooo BADDDD#we dont have to wait we could just. train izzy not to eat them (<- aware that that is very dubious at best)#guhhhhhhhhh moping moping sulk sulk sulk#my family's talked a little about getting a maine coon if it doesn't set off my mom's allergies bc she also wants a cat#but i'd have to wait for probably a year after my elderly dogs die (mourning period) AND THATS TOO LONGGG#that's too long if it starts TOMORROW and i don't exactly want my dogs to die any time soon y'know#hrnghhhhguyhhhhhghh but i wanna cat so baddddd#it's all rascal's fault that little goober. waufhhh i miss him#thyre so silly theyre so sillyyyy. bawling howling throwing just the lamest saddest tantrum rn (<- looks like this :| atm)#like my dogs dying would actually destroy me im not joking at all but it would be easier if there was a cat there#i get the mourning period tradition but it makes everything feel so much emptier#i feel like it exaggerates the worst parts of the grieving process. but thats just me ig
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hey guys
#vent#just... gimmie a sec im gonna put it in the tags i cant find the readmore on my phone rn#im havin a straight up not good time but not the worst in the house!#the worst is my cat. whose old and dying. and i have no money to put to sleep to fuckin put us both outta this misery#typical. she cant get a heart attack and go fast like my moms dog#shes gotta wail and be ill for a month while im recovering from one surgery and trying to get ready for the next#its also an amazing time for my ocd that i learned i have from artists on hear explaining what it is to send me into spirals#over germs. but shes just 20 with teeth and respiratory issues her whole life and been struggling with constipation#so i KNOW how shes dying. shes backed up and hungry and dehydrated but feeling bloated still and not eating or drinking.#shes probably got arthritis and has been moving like a geriatric for a while but its to the point now she wont even lay down. shes just#perched on a pile of towels in the bathroom dozing and occasionally crying for me to come pet her. im so fuckin tired#and theres nothing i can do! the vet i could find a timeslot for in a reasonable time said 500$. so thats cool. im paying 1000$ for me in#a week for my stuff and its just. god all she and i are doing is crying and it sucks ass#she wants company for comfort and i dont blame her - so the fuck do i!#but i cant sit in the bathroom with her my damn legs keep going numb. and my roomate 1) cant emotionally buoy me thru this#and 2) has a long work day tomorrow and its already mad late. sigh#dont try to offer me condolences ive worked thru her dying already its just now we're botb exhausted in the form its taking#if anything i just need another distraction to keep me from spiraling over something again#edit: ARUGH AND THE OTHER CAT THROWING UP IN THE OTHER ROOM. GOD DAMN IT#the younger one has so many allergies and wont stop fucking eating things off the floor babygirl i am BEDRIDDEN you gotta stop eating shit#off the floor!!!!!!!! you have specialty food for a reason!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#awesome it was right in my bed
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