#the woman that she is honestly
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glinda is genuinely THE most disastrous queer person to ever grace the land of oz and I love her sm for it because this girl saw that fiyero and elphaba were having their own private moment about dr. dillamond and she went oh no my bf and gf aren't paying attention to me quick what do I do?
and then the first the foremost and the only thought to cross her mind is to change her fucking name like??? ZERO hesitation too it crosses her mind and she goes yes we are doing this fuck it.
immediately regrets it like 2 seconds later but hey at least she's committed yk.
#wicked#wicked 2024#glinda upland#elphaba thropp#fiyero tigelaar#galinda upland#the woman that she is honestly#a decision made on a whim so that elphaba and fiyero would pay attention to her#but she still goes fuck it im committed enough to see it through#and she did#also love elphaba's reaction during this scene#because yk the SECOND glinda opened her mouth elphaba was thinking “she's going to regret it so fast and i will never hear the end of it”#but she lets the girl do what she wants yk#like i said#glinda's COMMITTED
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I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.
Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.
#eleanor shellstrop#you know i was thinking about how we hold female characters to such high standards#and severely criticize bitchy female characters while praising asshole male characters#and then i remembered eleanor and realized that she is the perfect example of how to write an asshole woman that the audience likes#the worse she is the more i'm drawn to her (and honestly same for tahani)#we need more cringe-fail women who nobody likes (for good reason)#the good place#female characters#writing women#girl failure#girl loser#she's so mean#i love her#my favorite#fucking asshole#iconic#the good place eleanor#tgp#tgp eleanor#kristen bell
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If Ashe is in Baldur's Skate, does that mean Orin is there too? 👀
in a way
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#baldur's skate au#durge#orin the red#i can't help it i have such a soft spot for her#idk if this is an unpopular opinion but i think orin should look like actual garbage all of the time#what a wild fucking family this is bc one is a renowned figure skater and the other is serving a life sentence for quadruple homicide#i think when she was arrested ashe was extremely upset. that she got caught bc he thought she was better than that honestly#go ahead try and convince the jury that the woman in the hannibal lecter mask chained to the table#whose brother is spilling the details of every childhood atrocity she ever committed#is not guilty
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Hot take? This feels like a design downgrade
#txt#Dandadan spoilers#I love this manga but man if there’s one issue I have is that I think the mangaka tries way too hard to make his girls pretty#and it’s honestly kind of weird to pull the ‘woman is ugly because she’s evil. but now she’s not ugly so she’s cute’#maybe it’s not ‘make his girls pretty’ it’s just more like… the same kind of pretty lol#it’s giving ‘punk girl is given a makeover and she’s more feminine’
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Haleth of the Haladin, the woman you are.
#tolkien#silm#silmarillion#haleth of the haladin#haleth#the silmarillion#tolkien art#my art#I wanted to put together a haleth that matched my idea of her#Honestly I wish I went with more greens to match the sigil of the Haladin#But I will have to suffice myself with the stars and amber#The spear she has is specifically a boar spear- and in my mind the sword was probably a gift#The Haladin would have more likely used axes#To me. She is short. And proud. And stubborn. And strong beyond belief emotionally#I also am obsessed with my own head canon that eowyn would be a haleth fan girl and I love seeing eowyn with braids#So please consider eowyn braiding her hair like haleth#I think practicality was the name here#as well as woman hot
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Bulma’s ex-planet killer trophy husband
#honestly same#she said ‘I can fix him’#or at least domesticate him#and she did she fucking did#the mad woman#vegebul#dragon ball as#dragon ball#dragon ball z#dragon ball super#dbz#dbs#Vegeta#bulma briefs
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Trinity thesis
#this is what I think anyways#my art#dc#dc comics#clark kent#superman#bruce wayne#batman#wonder woman#diana of themiscyra#diana prince#dc trinity#you could honestly argue that any of these apply to all of them but#I think they most strongly apply to these pairings#like Bruce is also pretty lonely but Diana and Clark’s detachment from their homes specifically#is a consistent weakness for them#kryptonite literally being the shattered remains of Clark’s world and any threats or changes to themyscira being what always gets#an emotional reaction out of Diana in fights… they both have homes they’re unable to return to#and Diana is also pretty bad at opening up to people but only because she isn’t aware she has any problems to begin with#Bruce and Clark at least somewhat know when they have an issue. and then tell nobody anyways#Diana and Bruce ohh their parallels make me crazy#their incredible devotion to being a protector that they get so absorbed in they can’t see themselves as anything outside of it?? crazy#I think Clark and Diana also have a shared complicated relationship to their public idolization but I couldn’t#fit that into a concise sentence#I care for them so deeply. None of them are well#sorry for changing the text on this three times
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Tall trans girl reading this: you aren't too tall for heels. If you want to wear them, wear them proud. There is nothing more spectacular than a tall woman in heels, and nobody can ever take that away from you, not even yourself 🩷🪻
#trans#transgender#lgbt#lgbtq#mtf#nonbinary#trans positivity#honestly my favourite kind of woman is somebody who's told 'arent you too tall for those?' when she wears heels...#...and the next day she shows up in even TALLER heels#sometimes womanhood is a huge 'fuck you' to people who don't get who you are i think#I LOVE YOU WOMEN... 💐💐💐💐🫶#(also this includes all type of heeled shoe. heeled boots are a great choice to start out ime)#(if you want to practoce wearing heels without Wearing Heels get platform boots imo)#(i think a big reason i can wear actual heels is that i wear heeled platform boots daily)#(and it really helped me get used to how heels feel without the fear of heels that are really thin)
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thinking about mizu from blue eye samurai. thinking. thinking so much. thinking about how mizu operates outside of gender. like we joke about her gender being revenge but straight up? it literally is. like she grew up as a boy and is most comfortable being a man, but behind that is the feeling of betraying himself because he isn't being honest about who he is and he lives in fear of being discovered. and when he lived as a woman, she found joy there as well. she fell in love, and though she wasn't good at it, she liked being a wife and enjoying a simple life. but in that life too, she isn't being honest about who she is. and when she reveals her true self, it's not a woman, she's a demon, a weapon. she's to masculine to be a woman, and too feminine to be a man. ultimately, mizu is most comfortable when they are being a murder machine. that's when they feel they are being the most true to themself. like a sword, they are neither man nor woman, but a blend of both, which makes them stronger.
#also there's a point to be made about how their identity as a mixed person plays a role in their gender#but i can't really speak on that#it's obvious tho#like that's what the show is about#like the reason mizu is perceived as masculine is because she's half white#honestly the racial thing is more important#which is why it's explicitly stated in the show#but im seeing a lot of discourse about mizu's gender#honestly a lot of mizu's relationship w gender is subtext#like good news tho!#mizu is a woman! but also a man!#it's both at the same time#anyway#ill shut up now#i just love her so much#not art#blue eye samurai#mizu#blue eye samurai mizu#bes mizu
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*cough* if you hate amber volakis i hate you *cough* (just kidding!) (i’m not.)
#house md#hate crimes md#text post#amber volakis#honestly this could apply to other women in the show…#think about park right…#people eat up awkward guys. but god FORBID a woman be awkward#i genuinely don’t understand the amber hate#like it is literally SPOON. FED. to the audience that she’s supposed to be a female house#NOW. that doesn’t mean her entire character should be boiled down to this concept#i also don’t like you if you view amber SOLELY as female house#you guys just don’t get her like i do#(some of you do though and i love you for that)#anyway sorry for the tag rambling but this is a AMBER VOLAKIS FANPAGE#i would say i’m an amber apologist but she did LITERALLY nothing wrong#…other than a few things but otherwise she’s literally an angel
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DP x DC Prompt
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There are no more heroes.
Well, okay. Rewind a bit.
Danny has been doing the hero thing for a while now. He’s had a big reveal; everyone has accepted him (including his parents), the GIW disbanded, the Anti-Ecto acts repealed, and generally, everything is going great. Some of the A-Listers are even training as junior ghost hunters to help give him a break from his rogues! (Being Ghost King makes things hectic sometimes, and he just needs the extra help. Sue him!)
The point is, literally nothing is wrong with Danny Phantom’s afterlife.
And then Valerie Gray, the Red Huntress, disappears in front of his eyes.
Danny is baffled! She’s just…gone! Valerie just popped out of existence, like she was never there. But no matter how hard he searches in the Ghost Zone, he can’t find her soul anywhere. His core isn't broken in grief. So she’s not dead. Which is good. So then, where is she?
Some of the others come forward with ideas on how to find her. A few ghosts volunteer to go out into the mortal realm, an area Danny had declared off-limits, to see if she was out there. Danny approves it. He rounds up some of the friendlier (i.e., discreet) ghosts and Amity Parkers and demolishes the outside travel ban.
So everyone spreads out, looking for their dear frenemy and teammate. But it becomes apparent very quickly that something is wrong with the rest of the world.
There are no more heroes.
Every single living superhero on the face of the Earth has just…vanished. Villains are running amok; the countries are in chaos! Some aliens are invading Earth, mythical deities are trying to take over, and society is crumbling to the ground. Everything is on the brink of collapse.
Well, Danny was still there. And so were his people. They were pretty spread out, so could they just…take up the mantles? He also knew where to find the souls of dead heroes in the Zone; surely they wouldn't mind coming out of retirement for a little bit, especially if they couldn't die again. Oh! And that skeleton army leftover from Pariah Dark's reign might be useful in repelling those invading forces.
Honestly, there were more than enough hands to go around! And with the heroes gone, Danny didn't mind letting everyone out for a little break, as long as they followed his rules. They wouldn't stop the search for the other heroes, but hopefully, when they found them, the heroes wouldn't mind Danny's intervention too much. :)
In other words:
Someone fucks up, and all of Earth's living heroes are either wished out of existence or are whisked away to some far-off realm where Danny hasn't checked yet. In the attempt to figure out what's going on, Danny lets the dead run amok over the Earth as they search for clues. The skeleton army repels the invading armies, the souls of dead heroes deal with the world leaders, and his rogues and other Amity Parkers set up shop in place of famous heroes, trying to get the cities under control again.
Basically, they just do their best to keep everything from imploding until the Justice League and others are back.
(And why is it that Danny hasn't disappeared? Well, whatever caused everyone to go poof! only affected living heroes. Anyone heroes that were dead in the first place, or even just half-dead, stayed behind.)
#pondhead blurbs#danny phantom#dpxdc#reveal gone right au#ghost king au#for plot reasons#it doesn't count if the hero had died and then came back to life#lots of heroes would still be around then#but this is me pushing the halfa!jason todd narrative work with me here he deserves the fun#deadman is there too#and he's just thriving honestly. it's so nice to be around his own kind even if the world is ending#maybe ellie is whooshed away too cause she never technically died but she took up danny's moniker when he was crowned#vlad is ecstatic cause danny put him in charge of several states while they looked for clues including Wisconsin#skulker is replacing superman and just has a shitty S painted on his chest and just eats kryptonite like candy the first time he meets Lex#Kitty and Johnny take over in gotham and sam is now the new wonder woman#idk man just stupid stuff like this#the press is flabbergasted cause the fucking KING OF GHOSTS just showed up and he's 14 and just looking for some friends#Danny: hey guys sorry about the zombies and fire i'm just here to find my coworker and lil sister and maybe the other heroes#Danny: in the meantime i'll just let my army into the mortal realm to defend it while we figure out what's going on pls don't yell at us :)#the press: how do we explain this to the justice league when they come back. how do we explain that earth was saved by a 14 year old boy-#also idk which heroes are technically dead but are still kicking so if you feel like someone deserves liminal status slap it on them idc#some villains are trying for world dominance and some are just trying to find their buddies. their fight buds. where'd they go? :(#joker gets bitch slapped by a skeleton two days in and waylon becomes bffs with wulf#danny uses the watchtower as a base of operations and it's the only thing he doesn't want to give up when the heroes are back#i have no plot ideas beyond this#i just want everyone to be baffled that an army of the dead showed up while they were gone and just made sure everything stayed cool#later danny realizes he was technically the ruler of the world for a bit since his people were everywhere keeping the villains in check
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Dp x Dc AU: Dani has a too many break-ups for Danny’s heart to handle as an older brother- So he gives her a criteria that her next boyfriend needs to fit for Danny to approve of their relationship.
Dani was really excited about her new boyfriend. He was witty, and charming, knew how to sword fight and was absolutely stunning. He loved his family, was passionate about animals and social justice causes, and he was an artist! She had a thing for green eyes, and hey, he was actually super chill about them having flexible schedules to see each other (she had vigilante shit to do that she couldn’t explain)! It’s been going on for a few months and she’s honestly ready for him to meet Danny & Jazz but...
The last time she was home it was for a broken heart and Danny was beside himself with worry over her. He made the guys recently deceased ancestors come forward to speak on his behalf and it was Mortifying- Danny was ready to throw down. And Dani had to admit, it was super sweet that her big brother cared so much. He’d happily given a shovel talk to each of her partners when she brought them home and he’d happily tried to bond with them and integrate into their lives. Danny always allowed her to make mistakes but respected her choices to only ever ask two questions when a new partner came into the picture: Do they make you happy? Do they treat you well?
This last time he made a simple request, just could they please fit this one criteria?
The thought comes to her unfortunately when she’s making out with her perfect match, her soul mate, this beautifully stabby man Damian Wayne, that she should bring up the deal breaker. Her brother gave her literally one request for her next partner, and by the ancients she didn’t want to disappoint Danny.
Pulling away from her boyfriends kiss for just a moment, Dani quickly asks “Sorry, Sorry, it’s just...Have you ever died before?”
Damian’s look of confusion and then concern grew on his normally collected face, which told her more than enough.
“Okay great!” And she leaned back in, only to realize that he’s pulled back.
“Would... Would you care to explain why you just asked me that?” Damian was doing his best to not jump to conclusions.
“Sorry, I just got in my head a bit about how you’re like, the light of my life and I want you to meet my family and then my brain wandered, before you did that thing with your teeth, to the fact that my brother kind of requested... um, well, he just asked that my next partner be, uh, don’t freak out if this sounds weird, but uh, be dead.”
“He...He wants your partner to be dead.”
“Well, Dead adjacent is perfectly normal in my family! It’s not like a whole thing! You’ve died before, so he’ll absolutely love you! And he’ll love you even more because you love me!” She smiles as brilliantly as the stars.
Damian isn’t sure for a second, but eventually asks: “Your family is ‘dead adjacent’ and you want me to meet them?” to which she happily confirms.
“Do you... Wish to know how I-” Damian begins but she cuts him off “No! Never, I would never ask that of you. He won’t ask either! He actually has a better vision for these things so it probably won’t even come up! How does next Tuesday work?”
“That should be fine, however, well...On the subject of family expectations ... Is it even possible that you might be a vigilante?” Damian’s worries melt away when his girlfriend smiles and lunges forward to kiss him.
Families could have such weird expectations, you know?
#Dcxdp#dpxdc#dp x dc#dc x dp#danny phantom#dani phantom#damian wayne#serious chaos#lmao dannys actual words were 'could you please just date someone i can relate to for once?'#dani interpreted that as meaning dead/undead#she's honestly not wrong for thinking that tho cause he's only ever tried to set her up on blind dates with other ghosts#Danny is a good big brother to her and i believe this to my dying breath#damian is so sure that shes a vigilante but has never dared to cross that line and ask#damian is like 'she can knock me on my ass she is clearly the perfect woman'
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so langdon picked up a knitting hobby in rehab. but pls don't tell anyone, he's very embarrassed about the whole thing. it honestly does calm him down, though, because it gives his hands something to do while his brain goes on auto-pilot. and it’s actually a nice break for him because everything in his brain is typically moving at the speed of light. so whatever, he loves it very much and doesn’t plan on giving it up anytime soon, thanks. but remember, it’s a secret!
langdon does end up telling mel, though, because she’s the most non-judgmental person on the planet and it just felt like she’d get it. langdon doesn’t think he needs to explain that part. but now mel keeps gifting him yarn. she says she essentially lives at the arts & crafts store anyway because becca loves scrapbooking so it’s really just convenient on her end, but either way, it’s making langdon feel all fuzzy. which might be an even bigger problem than the whole knitting thing now that he thinks about it???
(in reality, becca’s facility has all the scrapbooking supplies she could ever need. mel can just sometimes—sense, maybe?—that langdon is stressed about something but isn’t ready to talk about it yet. and the yarn seems to help. mel thinks langdon doesn’t need to know about that part, though, so she gets to have a little secret, too.)
#langdon def met an older woman in rehab who reminded him of dana and that made him feel safe#so he let her teach him to knit#she was honestly nicer to him than dana’s ever been he kinda misses her now that he’s back at work#i am literally fighting off sleep rn but this all appeared to me in a vision#pitt crackposting pt 2 baby!!!#kingdon#melfrank#langdonmel#mel king#melissa king#frank langdon#the pitt#leigh babbles
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Bonus:

StephCass real
#honestly I hc Cass as comphet lesbian (and arospec like grey aro or demi)#I think an experience kissing a woman (especially Steph) would overload her brain a bit#I think she should be super flustered as a treat#of course she immediately falls into the comparative spirt to fluster Steph More#but yk#Stephanie brown#stephcass#cass cain#Cass Wayne#Cassandra wayne#Steph brown#dc#batfam#Batfamily#batgirl#cassandra cain#Robin#spoiler
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Now.. I'm not doubting Johnny somewhat (?) loved Alt in his own convoluted and severely misguided ways but uh.. to call them soulmates? Did we uh.. did we not play the same game? Watch the same scenes? Because it's crazy y'all r saying that when we literally play as his actual soulmate
#actually blowing up every cishet guy in tiktok comment sections who say this shit#like ofc yall would#guys im not super sure that was like soulmate type love up there on that screen thats more like#man i love this chick for what she represents to me than like.. man i love this woman for who she is as a person...........#i actually am so curious how they think they're soulmates and im mean this with genuine curiosity what r they seeing that im not#bc all i can think is like... theyre just defaulting? to a het relationship? esp if they play as male v#and god forbid they see two men as each others soulmate#and even for fem v and johnny like.. its no different?#so why alt and johnny and not v and johnny?#AND THEN THEYRE FIGHTING ABT if he loved rogue or alt more girl 💀#like tf u mean johnny loved alt because 'u never kno what u have till its gone' thats it? thats yr reason? honestly actually really?#oh lord all im finding out is there are a lot more people who hate alt than i thought......#im just saying.. johnny didnt really kno how to love beyond the image of himself#until v literally uncontrollably not just tore those walls down but literally melded them into something new#v had no choice but to see the johnny under the omage and johnny had no choice but to show v that image#and v still cared for johnny in spite of#johnny couldnt posses the love he has for v with rogue or alt simply bc that involved getting close and#he literally had to be attached to some guys brain lile a fucking parasite for that to ever happen.....#how can u say he they were soulmates if they never really knew each other#he didnt even know alt was a fucking netrunner for fucks sake and she apparently never thought it was like something worth telling him#how is that soulmate shit fr? girl she doesnt even like his ass on the basis of his character 😭 none of them do 😭😭#he literally says so 😭😭😭 and he dont even need to tell us that to see 😭😭😭😭#hes actually despicable until v makes him slightly more tolerable bc hes leeching off emotional self awareness he mever had b4 😭😭😭😭😭#im scared of tik tok comment sections ngl so really im just raving here under the false security of tumblr tags#silverv#cyberpunk 2077#ult speaking
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The caption this image is just. So funny. It frames it as if it’s just a normal thing he does to socialize with people, like it’s normal for anyone to do this. Not hating just. It’s great.
#stex#starlight express#electra the electric engine#honestly I have autism so I’m not good with social things#this may be the normal way to make friends#or it’s the cool way for cool people#honestly I feel stupid saying this shiut a fictional character but Electra is like so cool#if he was a real celebrity I’d have the craziest parasocial relationship#oh he kicked an elderly woman while she was just trying to walk?#maybe she should walk somewhere else
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