#the wives au

[lapetitechatonne]

The Wives Lore Update???

hello, hello. if you've been around the dpxdc space, and have found yourself wondering, "who in the actual fuck are the wives?? and why do they have a fic??? and art????" you've come to the right place. check out my first post for a more in-depth explanation, because this is more of a follow-up and announcement.

THE WIVES HAVE A HUSBAND! I REPEAT, THE WIVES HAVE A HUSBAND NOW.

long story short, @gummybearstastelikesadness took the side piece to husband pipeline and is now part of the polycule. reminder that "The Wives" is the polycule ship name, and our loving husband should only be addressed as a husband.

anyways Chapter Two is out now, so go read it, and check out this awesome book cover @herbatahleb made for the fic 🥺🥰

and for those of you who like easter eggs, there'll be a bit of lore below the cut.

Sadness actually goes by Salem Aster Doxely (S.A.D.) in the fic because we thought just Sadness would take the reader out of the story. it took a while for us to get to that name, but other one's we threw around were Sadness Happiness and Des Sans (an anagram for Sadness).

recently the Sims 4 came out with a new life stage, Infants, and in that update we got the option to make a "Science Baby." of course we obviously took this as "Clone Baby" and i proceeded to add baby Katya to our household. She might or might not show up in the fic, we're on the fence about it.

i based the look of Bellflower Manor off of the house in Charmed, because i love that tv show. it's also the inspiration for a lot of the urban magic you'll see in the fic, along with Practical Magic.

two of the wives in the fic have connections to two different crime families, can you guess which wives?

all of The Wives love to bake and/or cook!

the Bellflowers in front of Bellflower Manor are actually a plant that grows in New Jersey! in Roman mythology they're actually associated with the Goddess Venus. In Victorian flower language white bellflowers represent gratitude, while the more traditionally pyramid shaped ones represent consistency, or staying committed to someone through a difficult time.

reminder all my lovely wives and husband are available at: @gilbirda, @precarious-hermit, @herbatahleb, and @gummybearstastelikesadness AND you can grab a like to the Batpham Discord Server at @batpham-discord-highlights

[bloominglegumes]

oops ive hit jazzprowl with the yuri gun insanity this time,,

hear me out human au where they're cops and partners and also wives

[goosetooths]

pov the hot butch mechanic who lent u her pull out couch strolls past u in the early hours ✨

[duckngk]

this was a commission for @/elnorawhittaker on instagram of her amazing Dusty Omens au. might be one of my favorite little wordless comics ive ever done. if you want an incredible au with amazing character designs go check it out rn its so good

[mrghostrat]

catch me monching on @chernozemm's cottage wives like an everlasting gobstopper

[muttonbones]

Do you feel my jaws along your throat?

[funtime29nm]

Murder time trio my beloved

[nocturr]

Uh oh, the plane crashed again

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Aviator avian grian au

[dfox1987]

Look at my schmoopie right now, dare I say pookie supreme Soundwave

I honestly forgot what number wife he is

[wyyvoren]

You have just returned to your own world. Your hunger is no longer able to be satisfied by your cheap pleasures as it once was. You know what you lack now. It kills you, thinking of that version of you that is loved. The version of you that was good.

[honeybrixo]

I’d love my body pressed up against yours 🥰

[jadequarze]

Old women werewolf/vampire imodna for a ko-fi request

[setthenight0nfire]

snsmonth24 | cowboys

[goosetooths]

mechanic crowley x biker aziraphale + also theyre sapphic

[retrocandyfloss]

A frame-by-frame loop animation for @fosliie 's DTIYS contest

I love me some good ole toxic old women yuri <33

Flickering lights version below

[izel-scribbles]

queen of nothing wearing such a heavy crown