#the what now

[homestuckconfession]

the dirkjake cannibalism thing is very very weird.... guys theyre 16 and people cant help but constantly exaggerate their awkward teen breakup!!

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[baravaggio]

Searching for knitting help has gotten me YouTube recommendations I never could've dreamed of

[a-dinosaur-a-day]

Opinion on the sniffer?

I'm gonna need waaaay more info about what you're talking about

[seinaet]

[myconetted]

CNN’s Fear and Greed index, which measures market sentiment, has fallen to a “fear” reading of 27.

[evil-mcytblrconfessions]

Sometimes i forgot the boys tommyinnit au is canon

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[reality-refuge]

Lavinia: Listen, you accepted a rose from my husband, which we can both acknowledge as a bad idea. The least you can do is teach me a spell to lift my curse.

Sage: Take this fish and fuck off.

Sage: But don't eat it, not good for the babies.

Lavinia:

Lavinia: The what.

[voiceoftemptation]

I do the same fucking thing...

... the what artist???

whenever people are like “SKETCHING CIRCLES IN SAI IS SO HARD” im like

[guiiay]

jinx and isha visit a walmart

[heph]

Yall ever think about how Ford had to relearn how to be a normal human being after 30 years of isolation

[anthrophobixx]

I had a dream where Brock was revealed to be a butch lesbian at the end of journeys and he thought that "ash and the others already knew" and the entire internet started losing their minds over it and after a couple hours the pokemon company tweeted "surprise faggots" with a picture of Brock holding a poorly edited lesbian flag

I tried to recreate it it looked smth like this

[optimisticlucio]

the bts fans who what

ok so i dont really care about bts. to preface this. but i think the phenomenon of bts fans who think jungkook is princess diana reincarnated is really funny. so if i had to be bts/jungkook’s manager i’d make him lean into it. make him give fake interviews about being scared of car crashes and other things to feed the princess diana jungkook bts girlies

[thought-begone]

I guess the real glorious evolution was the homoerotic yearning we made along the way

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

girl why the hell WEREN'T you at the devil's sacrament 👀 that's three sacraments in a row you've missed 👀 👀 👀

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again