#the what now

[homestuckconfession]

the dirkjake cannibalism thing is very very weird.... guys theyre 16 and people cant help but constantly exaggerate their awkward teen breakup!!

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[crazycatsiren]

Wait...

There are actually people out there saying Christmas trees are Wiccan.

And there are actually people out there who believe them.

Jesus Christ...

[a-dinosaur-a-day]

Opinion on the sniffer?

I'm gonna need waaaay more info about what you're talking about

[seinaet]

[myconetted]

CNN’s Fear and Greed index, which measures market sentiment, has fallen to a “fear” reading of 27.

[evil-mcytblrconfessions]

Sometimes i forgot the boys tommyinnit au is canon

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[yellow-yarrow]

Saw a take so bad on tiktok that I had to close to app immediately

[reality-refuge]

Lavinia: Listen, you accepted a rose from my husband, which we can both acknowledge as a bad idea. The least you can do is teach me a spell to lift my curse.

Sage: Take this fish and fuck off.

Sage: But don't eat it, not good for the babies.

Lavinia:

Lavinia: The what.

[small-strong-bookish-butch]

Image description: Googling the question "what is the loading circle called?" And the answer saye "Many browsers— like Mozilla Firefox, Opera, and Google Chrome— place a small annual throbber in the tab while a page is loading and." The screenshot cuts off. /end description

remember when you used to be able to play snake with the… hold on what’s it called

hmm. don’t think i’ll be calling it that. anyways i was gonna say remember when you could play snake with the buffering circle on youtube but. now i have other concerns

[heph]

Yall ever think about how Ford had to relearn how to be a normal human being after 30 years of isolation

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[lgbtlunaverse]

The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

[voiceoftemptation]

I do the same fucking thing...

... the what artist???

whenever people are like “SKETCHING CIRCLES IN SAI IS SO HARD” im like

[charbroiledchicken]

"you're the writer, you control how the story goes" no not really. i wrote the first sentence and then my characters said "WE WILL TAKE IT FROM HERE" and promptly swerved into an electrical fence.

[optimisticlucio]

the bts fans who what

ok so i dont really care about bts. to preface this. but i think the phenomenon of bts fans who think jungkook is princess diana reincarnated is really funny. so if i had to be bts/jungkook’s manager i’d make him lean into it. make him give fake interviews about being scared of car crashes and other things to feed the princess diana jungkook bts girlies